Relaxing in the afternoon and playing games

0:00Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you saw this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room. And I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

7:25I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

8:25I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

9:39I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

10:41I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

11:44I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

12:48Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here, I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need. These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it.

14:17I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

15:35I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

16:52I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. Excellent, you're a predator, and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess sharks?

17:52Because that's wrong, the correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel. Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one room full of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure. Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything. Hey, hey, I'm here. I found some bird eggs up here. Just dropped me into the door mechanism. Shut it right down. Ah, bird, bird, bird, bird.

18:54Okay, that's probably the bird in it that laid the eggs, livid. Okay, look, the point is we're going to break out of here. Soon I promise. I promise. I just have to figure out how to break us out of here. Here she comes. Keep testing. Remember, you never saw me. Never saw me. I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be well living anymore. Anyway, back to testing. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

20:19Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

21:19Let's go. Well done. In fact, you did so well. I'm going to note this on your file in the commentation section. Oh, there's lots of room here. Did well. Enough. This next test involves turrets. You remember them right? They're the pale circle things that are full of bullets.

22:19Oh, wait, that's you in five seconds. Good luck. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

23:19Let's go. Searching. I'm on my way. Where are you? Are you still there?

24:21Hello? It's me. I'm here. I'm here still there. Please put them down. Let's go. Let's go.

25:25Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing.

26:25Designing. I'm here still there. I get lost. Designing. Designing. Designing.

27:25Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing.

28:25Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing. Designing.

29:25Designing. Designing. Designing.