[PREVIEW] Episode 534: Dallas 1

The staffer described the call as short and perfunctory.

I've been described as such myself.

But after confirming he would drive him,

the staffer, quote, broke down.

He then recorded a series of tearful video accounts

detail in the evening, which he shared with the daily beast

as well as with two people close to him,

including the staffer's wife.

Okay, I'm with you.

Broke down.

Okay, he said, what is wrong with me?

This is okay to happen.

He said in one of the videos, I don't know what I did.

It's very sad that this is okay.

In another video, the staffer narrated the events

in regards to match lap, the chairman of CPAC

who approximately two hours ago put his hands on me

in a sustained and unsolicited and unwanted manner.

Match lap of the CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length.

And I was sitting there thinking

what the hell is going on that this person

is literally doing this to pummeled it.

He match lap of CPAC.

He actually says, of the CPAC,

well, I guess it is, match lap of the CPAC

grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length.

It's very sonorous, match lap of CPAC

grabbed my shit, pummeled it at length.

Grat, pummeled it at length.

Did I say grab my junk?

Grab my junk.

Grab my junk.

And pummeled it at length.

It's not funny, but match lap,

I'm not laughing, you're the one that is.

Match lap of CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length.

It has a poetry to it though.

It certainly does.