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1:30The A.D. Uh, Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Peter the Cuckoo Clock came out of his little red house where he lived all alone with his Cuckoo Rain or shine day or night Peter the Cuckoo Clock always said good morning like this

2:39632 6901 good evening. You're on brain damage. Oh, yes how many times those are there in the Soviet Union? Ah, how many times zones are there in the Soviet Union? I believe 11 11 11 11 That's not even funny. It's not funny at all. No, sir It's good it's good that we can provide information like that. Well, that's what we're here for. Information on species. Yes 11 times zones. Well, actually mentioning this movie after this is probably in a profit, but Did you ever see airplane? I think airplane the information that airplane is a terrific film. Oh, I don't think it's pretty bad It doesn't compare it to policy. No, but That just reminded me of the movie airplane. We have the information desk and everybody was coming up for information 632 6901 is that telephone number? Let's talk to an operator Yes, operator. I need to oversee the information, please

3:44Overseas sir. Yes One moment for an operator who can assist you Please pass all call details to that operator It's telephone link. Oh, don't worry about it. I need to know how many times zones there are in the Soviet Union? The time zone. That's right. All right, let me give you a The operator there. So hold on, please. Thank you very much No, I don't think it's in Russia. No, it's probably in white planes And yes operator calling from five one six six eight nine eight three three Thanks to what country Well, I'm trying to find that information about the time in a certain country The Soviet Union. I need to find out how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union

4:49They're helping us now 12 I guess really okay, I didn't know that yeah, thank you very much Oh 12 there's 12 time zones negative land is wrong This is incredible in case you don't know what in the world we're talking about there is this This this incredible piece by negative land that just keeps asking the same question over and over again It was taken from a talk show in fact You know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union and just keep replaying it over and over again 11 the 11 yes But this actually 12 that's that's incredible That's incredible Maybe later on the show we will play that that piece

6:01You Hi Jack Can you hear me Jack You

7:29Hi, this is Todd here, and I wanted to say welcome to the gym of my song, to the gym. Yes, I'll second that part about welcome anyway. This is over the edge of this KPFA. And tonight we continue with how radio was done, part 102 tonight. It all happened in 1988. Every clock in the shop would wake up, a little toy clock would sing.

8:45The big clock would strike, bang, bang, bang. We're going to travel to the guardian angel's mark, we say they're going to patrol the park all summer long. The goal is to substantially reduce drug and related criminal activity around the park. They'll use still and video cameras to record criminal activity and submit the pictures to police.

9:46Hey, it's less Garland here, kind of your guest DJ on White 95 this evening. Where you can win the car of a lifetime, I said lifetime, it's urgent, it's definitely urgent, it's serious. Full details with the morning guys this Monday, day after tomorrow here on White 95. Here's Florida. Okay, thanks a lot, Kim. 623, Mark Dennis is in the Coast 103 traffic center. The morning commute is underway and he's going to fill us in. What's going on? Mark and Kim, it is real busy for early in the morning. The San Diego freeway northbound before a lot to year. Two right lanes are blocked up and that's still about 630, maybe 645 this morning due to an injury. Anyway, Joan, you're next. This is Sue. Hi, Sue, how can I help? Jim, I really have a problem with impulse buying. I never have money left for anything. Oh, why? Jim, I really have a buying impulse problem with buying, buying anything, anything, anything. Wait a minute, go ahead and use some of that money to bring some happiness.

10:48Jim, I really have a problem. Jim, I never have money left for impulse buying. I can't believe that you came into town today and you didn't see me. A lot of people have that problem. Take cash. Good idea. I feel we really need to buy right away. After all, money is only paper and metal till you put it to use. The loud alarm clock would ring. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I never have money left. But you've already decided to buy. Then they would tick-tock all together. Now this woke up Mr. Tick-tock, who woke up Mrs. Tick-tock, who woke up all the little tick-tocks. Six of them, one at a time. Emples, emples. They ate tick-tocks, marched one by one into the clock shop to start the tick-tock day. I really think it'll help. Good idea. Oh, thanks.

11:48Okay, let's go to line four. This is Pennywise. I'm Jim Phillips and your name is... Bob. Hi, Bob. What can I do for you? I get confused by all the claims made in commercials. Sometimes I sold a clock or two. Sometimes I sold a clock or three. This is Pennywise. I never sold Peter the Cuckoo Clock because he was their favorite clock. Line six. You're on. And your name is... Bob. Number five. You're on the air with Pennywise. I'm Jim Phillips. Valerie. You came into town today, but you didn't see me. I'm grappling. I'm grappling. I'm trying to overcome my obsession with you. I get confused by all the claims made in commercials. They love to listen to Peter say, The day went very fast with so many clocks ticking off the minutes. On Pennywise. Hi, I'm Jim Phillips. Bob. Commercials. I get confused by all the claims made in commercials.

12:50In no time at all, it was lunchtime. And then it was time for supper. The TikToks always invited the clocks to supper, but the clocks always said, no, thank you, no, thank you. We haven't time for anything but time. Oh, well, listen. I think your first responsibility is to yourself and your family. No, thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you. Big clock, little clock, tiny clock, miniature clock, big clock, big huge clock. And the stupid old clocks were tick tock, tick tock day and day.

13:50What? Thanks for the call. Hello, if you're on Pennywise with Jim Phillips and you are... I'd like to say, I think I love you. I think I love you. What do you do when you look at a boyfriend of a woman who's still married for years? Okay, let's go to line four. This is Pennywise. I'm Jim Phillips and your name is... Bob. Commercials. Hello, Collar. I get confused by all the claims made in commercials. One Friday night, the TikTok family was eating fish for supper. When all of a sudden, Mr. TikTok swallowed a fish bone.

15:50Who fucks you? You're a bitch, you're a bitch, this is missionary man. Why would 100? W-H-Y-I, Fort Laundale, Miami, and the Polynesians. Only two commercial breaks out an hour, a music marathon. Jack, Jack, you're my best friend. Jack, you better be listening because you're my best friend. Jack, you are the little hero, we are solid. And we're gonna get high as fuck. My as fuck. Mmm, Jack.

16:56Mrs. TikTok cried, what do we do? The six little tics, talks cried, what do we do? And your name is... The clocks and the clock shop cried, what do we do? Bob, Bob. Hi, Bob. Only Peter the Coco clock didn't cry. I'm gonna do for you. What? Go ahead. Peter the Coco clock said, get a doctor. Get a doctor. And Mrs. TikTok cried, you're right. I'll go get a doctor. And off she went, down Rockabye Street. I get confused by all the claims made in commercials. Mmm, sounds frustrating. Well, my kids and I, for example, love to build things with scrap lumber. What? Thanks for the call, Carl. Bob. Hmm, this is Pennywise. I'm six, you're wrong. There was many the tire trolley car riding along and singing a song all at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:11Why 95? It's a John Cougar Millen camp. Check it out, weekend. Listen for the song. Check it out. Cullian, and be one of the 10 winners in a row. Here on Y95, where it is 838, and I'm less Garland, you get it. Y95 presents planes, trains, and automobiles. Five hundred winners in 30 days. We'll fly you to the ABC Studios in Hollywood, car, oyster. ABC is a rock star cast in history. It's the greatest beast in the entire world. How we knew was done over the edge, gave me a bang. 1988. Listen to the morning, guys. This Thursday between 7 and 8, no need to qualify. Just call in and win. From Y95. Do you love? Do you absolutely love? A title to this song? Get out of my car. Get into my life.

19:11Get into my car. Get out of my life. Here, you listen to this one. It's really ocean on Y95. Hey! You do! Y100 is the party to blow all party. Y1353 has its Saturday night in Green Stadium. Big, great time. What you're gonna take is right here in the Y100 Touch Tone. Listen to the wind. Y100. I've got your beat right here. Give me a beat! Y100 is the party. Y100 is the party. Y100 is the party. Y100 is the party. Bob. Yeah, Barb. Bob. Go ahead. claims made in commercials. I get confused. What? I get commercials. Confused. I can imagine. What? Well, many religious people follow the biblical plan of tithing. In many, the tire trolley car saw Mrs. Tiktar. She stopped riding. She stopped singing. Many said, hop aboard. Nice to see you going places. You may want to visit with your clergy about it, but of course... What? Mrs. Tiktok said not so nice.

20:13Commercials. Take me to the doctor. I get confused by all the claims. Then your name is... Bob. No, that's a tough one. A lot of people have that problem. What? Many stepped back in surprise. An advertising. I get confused. An advertising girl can be a really good source of information. Many the tire trolley car. She turned on her switch. She put on her goddamn steam. And she stepped on her bill. And a way they raced. Up rock-a-bye street. Because of the truth and advertising policy. The what? Because of the truth and advertising policy. The what? Truth and advertising. The what? Truth and advertising. Truth and advertising. Oh, was a son of a bitch. The doctor wasn't in because he was out. You see, the law requires advertisers to tell the truth. The doctor's sign said the way back next month had gone fishing. The what? The truth. The truth. To tell the truth. Many said we'd better go fishing too. Truth and advertising. Good point. An a way she raced.

21:14So listen carefully to the wording of an ad. The what? The truth and advertising. The what? Then you have to decide. If honesty goes both ways. Down rock-a-bye street. Right? After all. So this is Pennywise. You're on the air. Hi, Bob. What can I do for you? Yeah, Jim. This is Charlie. Okay. I've got a moral question for you. The what? Wait a minute. Thanks for the call, Bob. This is Charlie. I've got a moral question for you. Well, that's a matter for your own conscience, Charlie. I figured you'd say something like that. All right. Why don't you give it a try this year? Okay. But don't ever catch it. Well, thanks for calling, Charlie. Thanks. This is Pennywise. Line 6. You're on. Yeah, Jim. This is Charlie. I smell number one on that one, man. That's Billy Ocean. That's right, 95. We appreciate the calls coming into the request line tonight. You know what I mean? We need the support. And if you'd like to call in at 7710. 95. I feel like dancing. I feel I feel I can't see you. That's for someone's special. Let's relax. All right. All right. All right. All right.

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23:18safety if you've been drinking please don't drive um this is complete nonsense okay let's keep on with the subject of the chicken family oh fuck Hona! It's an instant! This is also okay! This is the first time you've come to Dallas Les Garland here on Y95 12 minutes before 9 9. Mono, Greenwich, let's hear from you 6 6 150 50 people to people. People to people. Okay and Rich's claw was green tonight. Here on People to people. Rich let's talk a little bit now about the overall picture. It's going to be over a few years.

24:20Well in the early days of a format radio, no one knew if it was going to work or not. He all had a problem because he didn't have it on the station to play by play of the New York Knicks and the New York Ranger Games and he couldn't even afford for what they call broadcast lines which are the high quality lines that the phone company provides when your broadcast is coming from another city. How you get the radio signal back to the city of the home city. So Elroy couldn't afford the phone lines and what he did, he had his engineer rig up a regular telephone by passing the the handset with the carbon microphone in and he fitted on to with a regular microphone with a little amplifier and a pair of earphones but it went into the body of his regular telephone and he had a telephone jack at the end. He ordered a jack telephone extension into every sports arena in the country and when

25:24the Knicks arrangers played, his sports casters simply went to that city, plugged in this jack telephone, dialed up in New York and went on the air with the telephone but it sounded like a regular broadcast. Oh no, I wasn't going to listen to a little of what happened there. Good old phone company, Rich hadn't put some on that. This is what they're doing. Okay, we'll wait for this check. Yeah. Come this. Convention hall and full of help yet. Foreign houses are pushed in corporate. There's a waste of time. But why is there a king of ears bringing you a Nick Matthew ball at home in a way, Ranger Hockey at home in a way. Now we'll go to the middle of the game. There it is. For all, we're trying to break the tie and does. He's one for two at the line now. I think he's trying to break the tie. He's trying to break the tie. Hello sir. Farmers are car makers. Take drives to the top of the pool. Send us a six for Georgia. Let's go from 25 feet. Quick. Check your problem for the first time.

26:24Hello sir. We already paid 26. 45. Get to 27. One nine. Yankee drives into the corner. Underhand pass the curve. Back to the Yankee. Coming in with another entered. One. There's a Nick ball. Hello sir. You'll pull or pick up his second foul in a minute. You'll serve. On the ball again. Hello sir. Send Nick Jim ball. We're on it. Get those balls. Hello sir. Finally, we'll come back for you. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. Hello. Due to technical difficulties, we're interrupting the transmission from Philadelphia for the moment. As soon as these difficulties have been overcome, we'll resume the broadcast of tonight's game. Please bear with us. Meanwhile, a transcribe did a move. I'll be there. A transcribe did a dead end. Coming in is currently far away. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. Hello sir. Or pick him up. We're gonna literally throw the three fouls. Hello sir. Oh my God, forget it.

27:24Hello sir. I'll be there. I said the call up again. Hello sir. Hello sir. Hello sir. Hello sir. Hello sir. And if you'd like to drink beer, I'll show you a way. There's a chance call us for it again. Monday morning with the train move. And you? Larry, come on. Larry, come on. Hey, yeah, there's snippet. You're off the air. Did you see that guy in that dittling band? Hey, what is the TikTok family all about anyway? Okay, that's it. Bye, Larry. What did you say? And me? What did you say? Hey, I'm cloppling with an obsession of a girlfriend who is still married to a man of 20 years. Yeah. Yeah.

28:25Yeah. Yeah. Bye. Bye. Yeah. Soon as the person who's called in has made his point. Tell him, thank you. Tell him he's full of beans. Tell him anything you want to. And then tell him goodbye. Go on to the next one. Oh, I'm going to see some of the delay. Talk show hosts have a peculiar power in their own community. After a while, if you've been doing a talk show for a few months in your town, people have begun to quote you. Delight. How many seconds do you want anyway? I am offended by material that claims to be offensive and not. I am also annoyed at bad people that are inherently good.

29:27And I don't like ISD at all that much either. You want to say, do you hear about somebody going inside this morning? A bunch of homosexuals get on the air and play a tape of some kind of a play they decide to put on called the jerker. And the jerker is about guys slamming each other's hands and going wild on each other. I mean, guys doing all kinds, this is right on the radio at 10 o'clock at night. It was a play though. Yeah, it's a play. But it's a play. This isn't a play that's a play. But I'm talking about language like you never heard the f-word everywhere you want. Yeah, they were doing it. Talking about astronomy. But not like just saying the word astronomy, but actually describing it, depicting it over the radio. Okay? Okay, now keep that in mind. Another station starts playing a song about pushing the bacon and I think it even has the S word in it.

30:30All the way back to the stupid old clock shop. Okay? The shop was full of people talking about Mr. Tiktok's fishbone. Mr. Be green said stand him on his head. Mrs. Be green said lay him on his back. The blue policeman said tickle him on his funny bone. Okay. All right. But it played it at night. 10 o'clock at night. And, uh, and then it's me. I'm the third example. It just see Helms pulls out. Just see Helms says, uh, to back his argument Helms offered three examples of radio filth. Radio filth, okay? Hell. Transcripts of the lyrics to the pork duke song making bacon. The homosexual drama Jerker and a monologue by WXRK New York DJ Howard Stern. Each of which has been the center of a controversial court case in California. Every clock was talking too. Mr. Tiktok, he stood on his head.

31:30Okay. Mr. Tiktok lay on his back. So... We were a part of a court case in California. I didn't know it. I was even called into court. Mr. Tiktok tickled his funny bone. Oh boy. And this appeared in Billboard magazine. A lot of stuff that appears in Billboard magazine. Here I am. On the other hand, the court upheld the commission's ban. Okay. But listen to this. The homosexuals are on the air 10 o'clock at night talking about doing all this stuff to each other. But I mean graphically. I couldn't even play you what they're talking about. But the court has rules because it was a 10 o'clock at night. Some kind of court ruled on this. Yes, some federal court. Yeah. A sunburn. A burning of the skin from exposure to the sun. A fact or be affected by sunburn. Yes. Sunburn. This show is giving me sunburn. What's the pirate?

32:31Or tell you the truth, sweetie. Honorable be may intentions. But the fish bones stayed right where it was stuck in the middle of his throat. Those, by the way, those two examples. The jerker and that bacon bacon song are not indecent. No. They've just found that those are not indecent. Many the tire trolley car came racing up the street. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. The one person who is indecent is me. Ding, ding, ding. Because my show airs at 6 to 10 in the morning where children could hear it. Well, come on now. Okay. Sunburn to go about less. I am. I am. Absolutely. Freaked out.

33:32By hearing average sun. From when he was very young radio. And. It's very strange. And I'm not quite sure how I feel about it. Howard Stern sounds so young. In 1988. Wow. And then they go to their bedrooms. And they smoke pot. Smoking pot. They sit there listening to devil lyrics. Well, we like devil. And then they turn the radio on in their room. Their parents will come into their room at 10 o'clock at night. I used to listen to the only time I got to listen to the radio without my parents consent. Was it 10 o'clock at night? And at 10 o'clock at night. Were you listening to things and stuff with a Boris in a box? Which is a great show. When I was a kid, I used to lay down in bed. I turned my radio up, you know, just a little bit. So I could just barely hear it. So my parents couldn't listen to it. And I'd listen to WM CS and talk shows. I used to do the same thing. And listen to KPFA.

34:33And over the edge. And nor the radio network. That's what I would do. That's what I would do too. When I was a kid, bro. Because at 10 o'clock at night was the only time. At 6 o'clock in the morning, my parents were around. And they'd watch me getting dressed, you know? And we had to listen for school clothes. Right. This school is closed due to snow adviser. I'd be listening to John Gambling with my mom in the car. Now you tell me what kid is unsupervised from 6 to 10 in the morning. I was. Not! Yes. Not only that, there's no children listening to this program. I got ratings to back that up. And thirdly, I don't think anything I'm doing is indecent. I don't even know what it is. Because I talked about a puppet named Lamb Chop. How about... Yes, how about Lamb Chop? Tell me more. We want to know about Sharon Lois and Bram and Lambie.

35:36What's your name? What's your name? Do you have a number four over the edge? Over the edge. In what city? Directly. I love it. No, I'm sure he's thinking of that name. One, zero, eight, four, eight, four, four, two, five. I'm the weatherman, and this is over the edge. What's your telephone? Ring. You are on the air. Over the edge. How about some backwards masking? I want to hear some backwards masking. I want to hear some stochastic verses backwards from heavy metal music.

36:37He is George Jones. He is the village of the other family. Really using cotton, man. Lamb Chop. It's just another puppet. A very puppet. A very puppet. Or is that correct? Sometimes I get a little confused. Yes, how would I know best how to build a foundation? By creating a great strike and great belief in self, a full understanding of all those things which make up your belief system. And a very full awareness of your emotions and your needs. Five, one, zero, eight, four, eight, four, four, two, five. For all these things, I won't make up yourself. Five, one, zero, eight, eight, four, four, two, five. I'm the weatherman.

37:38And this is over the edge. And it is only yourself that you can use as a tool for the creation of your future. Joseph. This is Larry again. Of course it's kind of strange, I say. My voice is different and different. I have to say this is Larry. You know that it was I, right? Are you standing, Jack? Wake up, Jack. Wake up. Snap out of it, buddy. You want some spiritual guys after through that too, guess here? You take me for granted. You take me to have a you. You take me up. You take my breath away. You take my breath away. You take my heart away. You take my heart away. You take my heart home with you one few at a time.

38:38You. You talk just like my mom. You talk that talk. You. You talk to that you. You talk to that you. Long ago, when the world was young, there existed a little bell symbol of right. There also lived a resource, a embodiment of evil. And between, as prized to the victor, lay the whole world. You'll love epic adventure, a lusty tale of revenge and magic. Dungeons and wizards and riches, thames and sin desire. And the warrior caught between. You'll have to see it more than once just to believe your eyes. The epic conflict now comes to the screen and the armies of darkness. They both wanted the woman and the richest kingdom on earth. A story of power and majesty, black magic and lust, treachery, justice and deceit, evil armies and Zoucia, master of black magic and vengeance,

39:40nightmares and dreams, resurrected. See armies in battle, see the sacrifice of the princess. See, your mind will not believe the wonders before your eyes, as a fantastic world lives and magic is real. She was a princess, desired by all men, possessed by none. She was a warrior, a barbarian mercenary and son of a sorcerer. Black magic and blood, the battle between the kingdom. A lusty epic of revenge, dungeons, wizards, desire and the mightiest epic ever. A lusty adventure of war and magic must be accompanied by peril. Let me tell you something about black magic. In my flicking house card, I'm fire. And everything I owned for 40 years was reduced to a three-pile, a three-foot pile of ashes. So don't screw around with black magic.

40:42Two friends of mine came in, Father Mark Medina, Father Gary Sullivan, two Catholic priests, and who knows what we'll discuss after this program. Other approbations of praise and delight. And it's important that you have varied opinions. Don't be predictable if you're doing a talk show. You may be as right-wing as my aunt Maude on the supersonic transport. May it rest in peace. If you want, spread your effort and have a flicking moment. Firing in, spread your effort, flicking. All you may be a wild-eyed little one, how you do about planting potatoes. All you may be a wild-eyed little one, how you do about planting potatoes.

41:43And all of them Siberia. Whatever the subject matter is. I shut the call up again. I don't know why this is going on. I use a lot of planting potatoes. I don't know why this is going on. I use a lot of planting potatoes. Left and right of me is the answer. This is a place WBZ Radio 1030. Yes, I'm a good kid, Joe. An individual saying it deserves your individual attention. And if you are uniformly one way or another on all subjects, you're a dull talk show host. Nobody's uniformly one way or anything. See if you can make the whole thing to the phone company. And now they come back on again. And we'll see what happens. Mike Farmer ready. We're going on an annual convention hall.

42:43Farmer was just one. It's been here, it's good. Hello, sir. That was the right to wait for him for us to go on. That was it. What they thought broke up the game. They gave up on the game at that point. And then they went in a cart and Elroy proved to the judge how inexpensively you could do one of these broadcasts. So the judge ruled all in the phone company has to build a similar device and rent it to you at a reasonable price. It's come a long way when you start to think about this telephone rigged telephone transmission. Now you've got many cam units right on the scene. Broadcasting or electronic news gathering. It's a great place of all. An ultra sophisticated. Hi there. This is Larry Crowe. Welcome to Speaking of Byzantine history. Our phone lines are open. So come on. Give me a call. I'm ready to talk.

43:44Be yourself. Be yourself. It's a good form of radio to let yourself go and tell people where to get off. No meth andphetamine is not the answer. It is simply a trail for which more questions can be left unanswered. And in fact leaves a blazing trail of absolutely nothing behind. Zero. Nothing. No thing. We are always unable to pin the fool down. Whenever we think that we understand him completely, he dances and laughs. Not scornfully, but with joy. Thank you very much. Moscow rules Cincinnati. Hello. Hello. Moscow rules.

45:06Is he responding correctly, forcefully, dynamically enough? Well, I don't believe so. Unless he knows something more than we know. I feel that he should have done more. I feel that he should know on the grain situation. I was talking with that with my son. And he feels that the communists, they have to pay for that money, which they darely need. Sure. In other words, we shouldn't give them credit. But still, at the same time, we're sending them money to feed their soldiers to shoot darker. Or to do things and the technology. I agree with you about the both. You know, they should stop and put on. I've got to go, Marine. Thank you very much. This is Tak Radio. I'm Ray Brain. Michael Krasny is eclectic. Let's hear from him. Join him to play the game.

46:07ANnen is telling me to play the game for him. There he is. The computer that sent down the tape can be found on support Internet, and on the PC. It is a content project useless. When they run the TV, they would follow a radio call the site to see if the device is actually shooting directly by app. I'm glad I heard you're left ready, don't you? Okay, who's the bigger parody on himself, me or Roy? Well, I guess that is the public services what it is. It's a lot of people too, through their code. And despite the fact that at the time of the irradiation of the American Embassy, Soviet scientists were well aware of its potential biological effects.

47:18Dr. Karl Maho was a top-check scientist who defected to the West in the early 1970s. He devoted a lifetime's work with the effects of post-electromagnetic feel on humans and animals. In 1976, a mysterious Soviet signal came on the air, disrupting short-wave radio transmissions throughout the world. Its nickname is Woodpecker, that's the most powerful electromagnetic radiation that has ever been man-made on this planet. The peak-estimated power is 14 million watts per pulse. It normally has a pulse repetition rate of 10 per second. And we have here a short-wave radio. A little panasonic power. We're going to see if we can find it because they move around with frequency changes every few seconds. The remote control area.

48:18And let's make this length. It's two hours, 48 minutes, coordinated universal time. Which means it's 6.48 kilometers per second. And we have spotted Woodpecker out of about 18.75 megars. Now, this signal is so strong. We can either collapse the antenna entirely, remove it, and pick it up on the nothing. We'll come in with a set of relevant antenna, use a paper, clap and get it. Put your cat for any other signal on the air. We know how to listen to white things for it. We wouldn't even get local radio. We wouldn't get local radio on the set with the antenna collapse. Many said so rock on the rock on the what will we do? After, say 10 seconds, the animals will out of the field. They are looking, how to go out, how to escape.

49:20Side down, up and jump. That is unbelievable. They jump after, say, two minutes. They get conversions to relax. And if you continue into the radiation, after three and a half minutes, they are killed with the field. If you interrupt it, and this very interesting result. This is atmospheric nuclear explosion, fans in the early 1960s. In any future nuclear war, it's likely to be the first strike used by either side. Not for its destructive power, or for its biological effects. But because of its impact on electronic equipment, a single nuclear bomb detonated high up in the atmosphere would produce a 50,000-volt pulse, which would hit the air within a second, taking out electricity power grids. Electronic communications. And all computers and electronic equipment, which depend on magnetic tape or silicon chips, for storing information.

50:25Military vehicles, which include computerized guidance systems, will also be neutralized. The next program in the series, originates at Radio Moscow. The senior, as well as the body of theory, is beginning to emerge.

51:29Yeah, I believe in the pre-enter price system, yes. Now, what do you believe? Let us assume that we are a young manufacturer with live, very active competitors. No, wait a minute. Our business depends on advertising, but up until three years ago, our advertising had been based on exploration. What do you believe? With you facts, almost no tested theory. Musical life in the USSR. You're listening to a program in the series Musical Life in the USSR. Now, I would like to acquaint you with a popular Latvian singer, Mirza Zivere. She sings Raymond Paul's Love Has Come. We are all at our battle positions. Soviet musicians, my dear friends. Remember that our art is now immortal danger.

52:37I loved her, but she waited for me. Feeling slight energy that the US has enough nuclear weapons to kill the Russians 40 times. We must defend our views. Move ahead. Once the Russians could only kill the Americans 20 times earlier. I'll put you down for a decent sake.

54:06So let's work as best as we can. Let's go. Starting near the temple, work towards the end of the brows, near the nose. When you finish applying the collar evenly, smooth the brows with your fingers for a dry brush.

55:06Now refer to sketch three. They're not meant to be the violate of Jesus. The young musician has a very personal approach. The young musician has a very personal approach to his. He's very personal, very personal. He's very personal, very personal. He's very personal, very personal. The United States is currently spending $450 million dollars a year trying to harden its

56:22military equipment against the effects of such a pulse. The Soviet Union has probably already done so. In 1976, the Soviet pilot defected to Japan in his MiG-25 fox bath. The Americans' initial amusement, they discovered that old-fashioned vowels, rather than silicon chips, were used throughout. At some time before they realized the plane was specifically designed to withstand the effects of the electromagnetic pulse. Once again, it seemed that the Soviet knowledge of the effects of electromagnetic radiation had placed them well ahead of the Americans. What I'm doing to you, you don't have to tell me to do it. You know what I'm doing to you.

57:31Why don't you teach me? Oh, please, please. The question high on the agenda of the West's intelligence services, if well as the Soviets have used this knowledge to develop a new generation of electromagnetic weapons. Similarly, the Soviet Union must want to know where the West has its own top secret project, operating behind the official smoke screen at public protestations. The fine large, this type of radiation is not biologically active. I can see a very deafness problem now for the American

58:37military and strategic planners. Now, if the government should begin to embark upon a program, designed to develop an electromagnetic weapons system, the effect of which would be to alter the personality of an opposing army. Let's just think broadly in this term. Any modality that they would apply to that from an electromagnetic point of view would be one to which the civilian population of the United States is currently being exposed. Say, you have a condom there. How could you be developing this as a weapon when you are exposing your own people to the same without it? Experimenting would be an electoral stimulation of the brain, but to this work being financed by the American Navy. The American military intelligence services

59:40have a long-standing interest in behavior modification. From its inception shortly after World War II, the CIA has been fascinated by the possibility of controlling behavior. This is the weatherman. This is the weatherman. Peter the Cuckoo Clock said, get out your fishing pole.

1:00:53In Fresno, this is definitely over the edge. It's over the edge. Get out your fishing pole. Some people worry about the fact that there is no such thing as mother equals a new literature and father equals discipline. The reading in the box puts you apart from the wheel of

1:01:58a change to row. Show us how the actual facts of them to row reading. You try to cross that to all. Well, when you participate in this sort of augmented reality, you can't play augmented chords. You've got to play the anguished chords in your finger kind of goes here like this. And then you have to actually use this part of your foot right here. How real this done over the edge? Keep your faith.

1:03:20And you'll cry when you'll never fall Oh, no, no, no, you'll be let away Gotta break it down, start again We've lived our lives basically in government So stop talking about what we're calling now we've had it all before The human and animal These mirrors relate to the CIA's MK-Ultra or Mind Control program So in the 1960s the CIA spent an estimated ten million dollars on experiments with LSCs and other similar mind-expanding drugs But they're also in truth investigating the possibility of using remotely controlled animals

1:04:22This mirror, for example, shows that they plan to use radio controlled dogs for direct executive action type operations That's the CIA's U-commission for assassinations The program also included the possibility of using radio controlled dogs and cats To plant broken devices in building, which the agency could not get access As a member of the time noted, this gets very exotic, very fast But there are numerous things which can be done within the state of this particular art Another memo commented that the behavioral control experiments could be used for enhancing consciousness

1:05:24So many said my fishing pole, that's easy Many took down the long black trolley pole from the trolley line over her head She poked it through the window, and she went fishing down Mr. TikTok's throat What happened to the man in the living room? Oh, listen to the man in the living room Everybody wanna drink before the war

1:06:29Everybody wanna drink before the war Everybody wanna drink before the war Everybody wanna drink before the war Everybody wanna drink before the war Everybody wanna drink before the war Everybody wanna drink before the war

1:07:37In no time at all, she had fished up the fishbone And everyone whistled and cheered Well, Alroy used to save money by doing these recreations He and Gordon were clandened both, where they would have a less kite or sitting in a studio And he would have two turntables going, one would have a low murmur crowd And the other were very excited crowd and by simply mixing the two Together you could create almost a baseball

1:08:38He had a little sound box, and you would hit that with a drum stick, the crack of the bat And then they'd bring up the cheers And that's one way they'd get the game on a western union tower And that was one of the ways that they saved money They didn't use the blood cast lines We're gonna lose the feed here Over WGCH, Greenwich, Connecticut, it's time now for NBC News on the Hour It's next NBC News I'm a warden Anyway, I'm in a good mood tonight because I'm delighted to sort of, I guess, our friend, Joe Franklin, Rich Glow I would say, we're walking down Nostalgia Lane, Memory Lane tonight Because in a way to some folks, it may appear to be Memory Lane To me, it's just a blink of an eye and just a turn of a page in a sense

1:09:40Because when your name names you unlock radio industry closets as we've been listening to some of them Recreate and analyze the mad cat promotion of stunts The rating wars, the ethics and the genius of this track Memory decay and Alan Fried and the rise of superstars Who's the earliest recordings he played and made for like the Beatles A monstrous rise in, whom we've already mentioned, Elton John, any more The story of popular radio in the 60s Mr. and Mrs. Tik Tok and the six little Tik Toks were so goddamn happy they gave a clock apiece to all the boys in the clock shop

1:10:56And a wristwatch apiece to all the girls They gave Peter and his cuckoo to many Peter sang, but many wouldn't think of taking Peter and his cuckoo She took the fish bone instead to wear as a wish bone on her watch chain for a charm

1:12:08Welcome to cows, well we're on board the official BBC yacht, the saucy soon the Gregor And in the background you can hear some of the crew singing one of the traditional BBC shanties As they toil happily at the age-old nautical tasks of filling in their expense sheets and splicing each other's main bracelets It's a wonderful day and it's a wonderful company too On board we have the cremdle a crem of the BBC Listen to one of the corporations most celebrated and opulent grandees talking to me about the start of our crews Now Jenny I saw the start and it seemed to me that you were well up in the start And I didn't really see you again until the last beat as you came home What happened in the meantime? What's the story of the races you saw? Well I'm not told by names Peter and it wasn't a race

1:13:11I was merely trying to get ahead of Judith Charmers in the beer queue Now that Charmers keep your world off This is supposed to be a dare of enjoyment Let's stick to official BBC policy we'll get the knives and hatchets open The program controllers get drunk The voice of Sir Dinsdale picked the younger head of the BBC department of jolly good ideas We'll be hearing from him later if he can manage to disentangle his type in from his life chat Let's listen now to the voice of one of the BBC's most glamorous and delectable commentators describing the scene Is he his rock's broadcasting history is greatest means in itself? How will you was done over the edge? KBFA And now, Crosley Bendix, cultural reviewer and director of stylistic

1:14:16Premonitions for the Universal Media Network with today's arts review Of all the art forms tonight to radio perhaps dance is the most moving It is a great challenge for any critic to attempt to convey this medium of motion in mere words Indeed tonight, I flow beyond the pale that holds the sloshing mix of intoxicating words with which I soak the subjects of my critical scrutiny Until they become drenched with understanding and sink to their rightful place on the tranquil floor of our turbulent cultural sea But you can't see can you this is radio as you realize this You're probably staring blankly at one of the all-too familiar walls in one of your all-too familiar homes

1:15:16So where am I and what is this? Is it any more than a dance of words across the netless tight rope of your mind's eye? How could it be more or less? There, you see how confusing these imaginary things we call words can be? In just a few sentences of them I have grabbed your unstudy legs of comprehension, swung you up over your own head and thrown you for a loop Isn't the answer to the problem I'm posing stumbling over the simplicity of its own solution? Take for example those solitary letters on Sesame Street suggesting no thought beyond their own iconic shapes they simply move Leaping and sliding, bouncing and bending, twisting and spinning, hopping and marching, crawling, flying, growing, shrinking, bursting, congealing in some bad, ever-present tribute to themselves

1:16:21The only goal is to burn their simple images into the putty-like minds of millions of four-year-olds who will grow up incorporating them into words that will probably add up to something misleading And even then, someone somewhere will be dancing instead Wordlessly moving through motion, tripping over the slightly fantastic, racing past language in their underwear So perhaps it is only fitting that we should leap to the same conclusion that the famous inventor of that underwear reached so many years ago It was Leo Tard, who said, one size may not fit all, but you can come pretty darn close Yes, thanks to the stretchable logic of Mr. Tard, dance has become fitted to any and all who crave the featherless fluttering of a sweat-soaked soul

1:17:21As Turbo Pupa, the recently disinfected master of the Moscow State Plummer's Ballet, so aptly put it And what, by the way, makes communists such great dancers compared to our products of Christian-free enterprise? And has it ever occurred to you what a contradiction of images is formed every time some choreographer has a bunch of leather-jacketed metal-studded juvenile delinquents doing jettays and grand bakma across a slum set to brass and string accompaniment? Why does this impossible association of mutually antagonistic elements continue to appear? And for that matter, when will we see the end of tap dancing on radio? Hasn't this rather stupid and pointless tradition just about run its course?

1:18:30Look at that thing. Repostress. All right, get him off, get him off. Yeah, I'll tell you. Get him off, wait. Yes, except, hey. Come on, that's enough, that's enough. Come on, I'm trying to make you look like a fool. You don't need any help for that. Get him off, get him off, wait. Please, I beg you. For safety's sake, don't humiliate him. Come on, get lost. Get him out of here. That's the way. Yes, high-bound Huffer traditions and ballbreaker classical nutcracking warhorses in their worn ruts of nostalgic shimmering fairy fantasies balanced on brangless toes injected into painful tights. A leaping twirling herd of delicate toy people gracing like mechanical butterflies on the pressed faded flowers of a long dead vision of cultural refinement, so remote from today's active sensibilities that it is now only interesting to those specifically educated to it.

1:19:37A kind of quaint iconic grace, the relevance of which cannot be remembered and so goes unquestioned. No, give me that good old new stuff any time. The modern urge to move with assistance, the block and tackle scene. That's right, ropes and wires, tires and planks, roller skates or balloons, wind tunnel fans to blow them away, radio control. Yes, let us dance kicking and screaming into the 20th century before the darn things over. And when we get here, we'll hold hands, form a circle and all fall down. Or maybe we'll put our hands in the air while some terrorists shoots at our feet shouting, dance, dance. Or maybe we'll put our arms around a warm TV set while trying to bump and grind all over that Amazon on sole train. Who knows what kind of dancing really means the most?

1:20:40Does it have a future? Some say that a future of physically static sensory stimulation will find our appendages shrinking, eventually leaving us with only the three fingers necessary to shell peanuts. Well, whenever the dance is going, let's support it with all our arches. After all, it is one of the last juices for feet. You've been listening to cultural reviewer and social critic, Crosley Bendings. This made all the clocks so happy.

1:22:05That thought was 11 o'clock, they tick-tocked once for good measure. Good morning. I will talk to any woman except one. But you aren't that one, so go ahead. What is your question, comment or criticism? My name is Karen. Karen? I was calling for you. Can you speak up just a bit? This is radio. I was calling you both to teach me. Yes, you've got them. I'm as he isn't. Pardon me? I'm as he isn't. You are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are. It doesn't just make any sense to you? No, no, no. There's another caller on the line who'd like to say a few words to you.

1:23:11Go ahead, sir. He has to pick up just a moment, let him catch his breath. Can you see? See, Karen isn't this a funny program? No, I couldn't hear it. Hello. Don't say hello. That's one of the rules here on Over the Edge. No thing I would do for it. Information wise, this is Over the Edge. This is KPFA in Berkeley. This is how radio was done. Part 102 you've missed a lot, Karen. And it's 1988. Everything you hear appeared in 1988 except me. Oh no, wait, I did appear in 1988. But I'm beyond that now. Let's hope you are too. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

1:24:13Karen, you're just a halting and breathy that I can't really understand you. Pardon me? That's better. No, I said I'm 19. You're 19? Is that okay? Well, that's too young for me. Well, maybe not. I don't know. I don't know. What's too young anymore? If I told you you'd be shocked, no one my age should be doing this. Don't be sorry. What's the matter anyway? Why are you so down? No, I'm the town. I just can't talk to them. I don't like anyone. Oh, you have other people sleeping there. Are they in the same room with the telephone? No, not my room. Oh, I don't worry about it then. It's all right. Don't just think you're talking to yourself. You know, I talk to myself. I don't know why it doesn't seem to do any good.

1:25:18It doesn't seem to help a thing, but... Well, so what brought you to our telephones here at Over the Edge? I didn't understand one phrase there. Not one of them. No, I did tell it. Tell it's heading. Jesus, Karen, you got a real communication problem here. Can you hear me now? Yes. No, I don't know. I want to tell a chat line. No, that's just as bad. No, I work with a telechat line. A telechat line? Mm-hmm. What is that? People falling. Yeah, well, this is what we are sort of, except we don't say hello and you never know when you get cut off. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1:26:18I was like, now I have to delete. I just wanted to say item mark. I like to ask Karen something. She's gone. You never know when you're going to get cut off. That's the beauty of you. Turn up your ring. Hello. Hello. Hello. Don't say hello, Rebecca. Yes, he is. Or is he ain't your DJ? What do you think? Well, I'm scared. Yeah, I know what you got to do. Don't you know is he isn't your DJs me now Goodbye What we're see we just should record All right, okay, okay, did you want Okay Yeah, that ending there in a little long. It's like they get the thing out of his truck

1:27:20And there's a whole kind of draggy thing where they give I don't know if that I don't know You know, they're giving away the pox and they like it Yeah Oh

1:28:38Enjoy the memorabilia as she looks to the room with the glow necklaces the high-tone air torn The confetti sprayers be sure to tell your mom and dad Bet you're full of hot air And as you're floating above the landscape Don't forget to turn on your mobile phone and spray it with 409 I'm gonna see I think I think I did Some more

1:29:44Oh To I'm so lonely, I'm so lonely I could die. No, it's not Murray Walker, over to you, so lonely.

1:30:58You know, there's a bit of an action as we're here in Athens, or whatever those things are, you know. If you're going to be doing an algorithm, you're going to be doing an algorithm. In 1998, we should have this call again and again. You know, those mobile networks that were around in 1988, they were there. And I'm kind of with them, right? Some time breaking around. Oh well. What do you mean? I am on Concap, digital cable radio. What do you mean? I am on Concap, digital cable radio.

1:31:58He's calling Red Rommies. Red blue beef calling Red Rommies, come in please. And I'm going ahead. And a sure fire magnet that will get them right down to the table every single time. Check. Michael. That way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, all of Mr. Blaster is a borderline cycle.

1:32:58See you, Papa. Papa, try it. He'll know. In fact, he was driving up to me for so many times. He has personal proof, permanent talk. Resident hotel, privileges. Hey, there's a lot of man there. Ah, like there, all of a sudden, the side. Mr. Blaster. Put the hose in the air and we'll be able to create the terrain. I'm going to old friend of David Will. Now we'll design that, right? Nordic case, Nordic case. I was looking for it. HP 7491.

1:33:58He ain't got any demons there for all of them. Come off it now, dearie. This wills there. Give us a little kiss. Patch. It's the pride of me. Hard to be loving. Patch. Patch. Patch. Patch. What a man there. Patch. Great. Go. What a man. It's molding it.

1:35:02Right. They're going to break a law of sitting at me. This is my brother, man. Remind you of the telephone number. This area code 510. Followed by 8. 4. 8. 4. 4. 4. 5. And just a little reminder, when your telephone stops ringing, you are on the air. Help. Stay low. Guys. Yeah. Weatherman. Hmm? Weatherman. Your number has changed. What? What is it? It's a volleyball instructor.

1:36:03What? What is it? A label. Yeah. Okay. I'm a man. Three cents one dollar to tie these stouts. There's some more time up there with his friends. Definitely. I got to take a casehead straight. Uh, you know, you can get it straight because, uh, he was born upside down. We shall return after a couple of swall messages. Having sex with the people from the Academy Awards, you're going to tell me, what is this when it's sex dirty? Talking about sex. Talking about it is dirty. Doing it is not. Right. I mean, it's unbelievable to me. And I'm reading this stuff, and I know I'm going down the tubes.

1:37:04I'm being set up as the fall guy. There's, I can name 90 disc jockeys around the country doing worse stuff than me. Weatherman. Weatherman. But I'm being set up. I'd invite you to dinner for Christmas and nights, giving. Gladys Strauss at 440 Eddie Street, San Francisco, California 9409. One dollar, please, from my music career, at my category. Yeah. The weatherman's number has changed. We must have moved to a new location.

1:38:11I still have that piano you gave me. David Rich. That piano works pretty good now. It needed a lot of work.

1:39:11And the 70s. So there is music. There's no non-jemmity. No, the records come and go. And what happens is the radio stations that are playing what they were used to be called top 40 and now on a trade. It's called contemporary radio. They don't play very much music at all from their libraries. And what happens is after three or four years, the records are out of the library and gone forever. So none of these songs perpetuate. Whereas in the early days of top 40, the record libraries built up until they were 1,500 records. So when you went to hear an oldie, you had a great many records to choose from. And it's all just vanishes today very, very quickly. It's all the stations are playing the current hits once in a while

1:40:14or a record two years old would be an oldie. That's it. And then it's gone. Testing one, two, three, four, five, dumb. Weatherman, he should give me a call. I'm trying to remember how you're supposed to treat a tree. I wonder where that was. Now I'm sorry the weatherman does not live here anymore. The weatherman is entirely recorded. Oh yeah. Oh no, those days are long gone. You're talking about like 88 and around there. Yeah. Well no, no. He lives in Seattle now for your information. I don't even know whether he's in the phone book up there because I never talk to him. Whenever you try to talk to him, he refuses.

1:41:15I don't think he's in the phone book. Did he move down to Marchina? I have a phone number but I can't get him. No, Seattle, Washington. Three states away. Were you used to with the Marchina? I know. I know. When did he move? Oh, four, five, six, seven, eight years ago. I have a poor sense of time. Yes, he does. With Pastor Dick, their roommates. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine what life is like in that house? I don't know. I don't either. Because I can't get in touch with him. Oh man. I can get in touch with Pastor Dick. In fact, he has been instrumental in facilitating how radio is done. He goes online and finds all kinds of stuff for this show every single week. So Pastor Dick is right in there working hard. Whether man lazy is ever. Doesn't do a damn thing for us or anybody else, as far as I know.

1:42:20Well, he had a... He started like a secondary business from doing cable or installation. Oh, he means selling dope? No, he... Yeah, that failed. He would set up people's... High-fi... Big screen... High-fi... Yeah. Well, I don't know whether he does that up there or not. There's a secondary business. I have his Booper, though. Uh... I don't know about that. I've known him since when I was in primary school. Really? Yeah. Well, uh... Call Seattle Information and ask for David Wilts. Maybe he'll get him. Yeah, I thought he had a Ramon. He kept it with his mom, so he had a Ramon. Nope.

1:43:20He's up in Seattle and, uh... I gotta go. Don't say that. It's how radio was done. Park 102, where have you been? 1988. 1998. The whole idea is to give you stuff that was or could have been broadcast on the radio in 1988. I cannot hear the radio. That is the whole and entire idea. Oh, not two years ago radio. How radio was done? I wasn't doing it. Was it, uh... Was it, uh, radio? Yeah.

1:44:22I know, uh... Two years ago, Toto was singing Africa. It was a been Tom 40 or a CHR hit. And now you don't hear it. Uh... Stuff just sad for you. But it's sad for the artist, too, because something he was a taste of fame and fortune. And then he goes, yeah. But, you know... It's a copycat business. Everyone does what everyone else is doing at the moment. Oh, yeah, here we go. Uh, I think, uh... If I remember right, you give a person a lot of fluids. A lot, you know, to drink. Yeah. And, uh... Maybe even a little hot soup or something, you know. Like that. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be hard for him with all this food around, uh... But maybe, you know, usually you don't feel much too much like eating anyway, kind of... So...

1:45:22So... It's too late. You know, if I don't like that beard on you, that... That's... If you have a short like that. Looks nice. Yeah. If he keeps a trend, it's not bad. Okay. Are you getting food sounds right now? You want to hear some more food sounds? All right. Okay. He's going to put it on that television yesterday. Yeah. They had... They had some turkeys at it. Wild turkeys they were shooting and... Do you remember how they sounded? They were going... BRO! Oh, my God. Are you weird, Betty? I'm sorry. Anything you want to call me. It's all right with me. Weird, not weird. Am I weird? I should have brought the accordion.

1:46:24You know, why do you? You don't have to wait. Okay. When you get fat, you don't know that fat means that... You're going to check it now. Yep, that's... It's done. Where's my pothole? You see, just that one little glass of wine and I'm running around here like I'm dizzy. Okay. Let's see. Out. Yes. This thing isn't done now. Yeah, okay. I'll just bring out the whole pan here. God wouldn't it be a disaster if I dropped it now? You say that every time. Oh, God. Here we go. There. Here, hurry. Yeah. Double, double, double. Yeah, I heard those guys on TV like this. This is a very good experience. Yeah, they sound like a girl. What channel was that? I don't know. We were watching channels, something or other now.

1:47:25What was it, the news? Yeah, maybe it wasn't there. We were on seven channels, seven hands. With Van Amber. Yeah, Van Amber. And that son of his, what's his name? Bill. Bill, yeah, Bill. Okay. Now, what do I want to do? I want to lift it out of there and so I can use the juice, don't I? I want to lift it out of the pan. Yeah, okay. I'll bring you the twine. Also, what's his name, the one that does the weather? Boy, he was all charged up. Oh, what the heck is that guy's name that does the weather? He's like a clown. He is what he's getting. You know what, I really need his two forks. We have another one. Let me see if I can get it out of here without you. You can push that in. Let me do this. I'll raise up the turkey and you see you get another fork out of there somewhere.

1:48:26Great. Okay. Fine. Fine. Okay, great. Oh, that's a glossy. A glossy. A glossy? What do you mean? It's glossy. Oh, you mean the skin? Yeah. Shiny. Okay. Now, wait a minute. No, no, no, this is the one person operation here. I think. Wait a minute. No, that's hot, Mom. You're going to burn yourself. Yeah, maybe if you could hold each side down because it seems to be kind of stuck. Yeah, wait a minute. There we go. Okay. Now, put it down. Now, put it down on that tray. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Okay. Now, set this aside somewhere. Yeah. You can flip it over again. Yeah. Okay. Here we go.

1:49:26Oh, God. Don't even mention it. All right. There. There you are. Okay. Now, Jeff asks, am I going to use this all the time? Well, yeah. I don't know, huh? Yeah, okay. If you need it all. Yeah, well, wait a minute. Now, let's see. Let me have the potholder. So, I'll get this out of here. Just put it in the sink. Yeah. Okay. Sink time. Where's my fork? So, here and there. Why do you think this is so important when I'm trying to work with this turkey? Why do you have that thing right in my face now? Why don't you put it in front of my face when I'm really doing something creative rather than when I'm working with it? I've got my wits about myself. It'll be on the radio just a minute. Well, just brief. All right. Now, let's see.

1:50:26What have I got here? This is mostly fat, I think. I think I'll get rid of some of this. Let's see. What do I have? I'll get a little bowl here. A little cup of something around there. Put it in this. Yeah, all right. Gee, these are cute little bowls, aren't they? Yeah, they're nice little soup bowls. I love these. All right. I'm going to get rid of all but about three tablespoons of it, and then I'll use the rest for them. There. Okay. Now, I'm going to need a little flour, I think. Yeah. Okay. That's all I need to do. Where is this? This is the flour. Okay. I've got to like the flour. Let's go. What are you looking at?

1:51:27I want a little spoon. Yeah, I can see that like that. Okay. Now, I got to go in here. I'll get a little flour in there. What? You must buy a whole 10 pound bag of flour here, don't you? Yeah, that just holds five pounds. Oh, really? Oh. Okay. A couple tablespoons. Julia, child, watch out. Got some competition here. Oh, yeah. You ever watch her cook? Boy, she is sloppy. Yeah, she makes it seem so easy, and she just throws it together. Yeah, she never measures it. You know, she just tosses it in and hopes for the best, and usually it turns out good. Yeah. I like that watcher sometimes. Yeah, I haven't seen her lately though. Oh, she was here in Santa Rosa.

1:52:28Oh, yeah. She was given some kind of a... She should have gone down a sear. Where was she in one of the department stores? Oh, over here at the flamingo. Oh, no, she ain't. Yeah, she was advertising, and she inspects, she was making food. Oh, alright. Didn't she just write a book? I think she wrote a new book. Yeah. She was probably promoting her book, especially this journey. But I'm a little Julia. She's traveling all over it's here. I like the sear. I like the sear. Personally, you know. Yeah. Well, she seems to know. She's a good cook. Yeah, she makes it seem so easy. Well, she's done everything rather than her favorite tip. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't have to do anything you said, put everything together. What'd you say? Yeah. Where are those things? P's. You recognize a pea when you see one.

1:53:34Bitty. That's a dumb thing to ask me. You see some sit right there. What do you think they look like watermelons or something? They're peas. Peas. Peas. Okay, now I'm going to start adding a little liquid here. Let's see what happens. Whoops. What is that liquid? This is giblet juice. Looks like douche water. Well, it's not giblet juice. Diblet juice. What I had. I didn't have very many giblets this time. I got a little radio in there. She said something nasty happened. Who? Oh, he's got something hooked up there in the living room. I don't know what it is, but some couple of guys are talking on there. They're not very nice. Oh, come on.

1:54:34They're saying things they shouldn't. That's what you're talking about. What is that? Where is the horses? Where is the horses?

1:55:44Where is the horses? They cannot say goodbye. Finished. Such a complicated version.

1:56:48It's a copycat business. This dog don't spin me around again. Your face is paralyzed. Your face is paralyzed. Your face is paralyzed. Your face is paralyzed. Your face is paralyzed. Your face is paralyzed. When we sit at the table, There's fire between the cats.

1:57:51When your hands don't touch, There's standing up, mate. And fire! I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there Nobody knew it's all nobody can Nobody knew it's all nobody can Nobody knew No, that's wrong. It's KPFA, KPFB in Berkeley, KFCF in Fresno.

1:59:05Listeners sponsored radio Bringing you over the edge, how radio was done part 102 tonight, 1988 That's how it is now, this is how it used to be Video 52 and yes, we're in the middle of at least another 10 on the road On your station That's how I won't take a look. I will be your high, be your head here. But I will be the one who loves you Till the end of time.

2:00:07Talking about vocals, listen to these. Fill with Bayley with Phil Collins. You're going to get a double fill here on Y-95. Because... Easy lover. K-H-Y-I. Arlington Ford Brick Dallas. Did you ever just wake up and just feel like you kind of like living in a paradise? At a basic track. I had a basic track which was the end of the revolution song. And I just played it sort of live into another tape and just brought them in on faders like you do as a DJ and brought them in like that. It's a fantastic sight.

2:01:07I had never seen so many boats, so many ships, or so many different sorts and sizes in one mass like there is here today. We've just been told to share away by one of the naval escorting minesweepers. Large, keep clear notices on her bows. And that means get out of the way. That we can't take it out of the way. Look behind you and see it was circusing. It was high, little, little. It was cat and a fiddle. Cause I'm in love with you. This safe is to be. It was right down the middle. It was fantasy. Fantasy, go on. It was everything we ever wanted. This is the life. This is the life. What do I have?

2:02:07What do I have? What do I have? I don't see any of the face. What do I have? What do I have? I don't see any of the face. I don't see any of the face. I don't see any of the face. I don't see any of the face. What do I have? What do I have? I don't see any of the face. What do I have? What do I have? I don't see any of the face. I don't see any of the face. What do I have? I don't see any of the face. What do I have? What do I have? What do I have? I don't see any of the face. What do I have? What do I have? I don't see any of the face. I don't see any of this. I don't see any of this. What do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, I don't see any of this. Oh, boom, boom. Hello? I like my legs straight. You're moving to green to settle P. You got it, re-pre-bide. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

2:03:07Uh, this one is for two sidemen. Thank you. Oh, you want to hear how this garbage sounds? Oh, you want to hear how this garbage sounds? Why? Oh, you want to hear how this garbage sounds? Oh, you want to hear how this garbage sounds? How is that good? Hello?

2:04:14Hello? Okay, that's the thing. Where do you like my route? There it is! Okay, what would you like to be shot with? White tea, tea, tea, tea. I'll be right here, don't take shots or rocks. Push on. Now I can catch up with you. I'll put down. Ah!

2:05:31What we're going to have to do is call the members together and tell them that they're tough. We'll be on another channel and I have to do it tonight. White tea, tea, tea, tea. That's not going to take so long to wait until I catch up with you. White tea, tea, tea, tea. And monument. It is now three minutes after our eleven. I'll tell you what. Twenty minutes after eleven. Twenty minutes after eleven.

2:06:32You'll be shot there. Hey, uh, Richard, you know what? You make it in threat. You won't show up. Because you're serious. Well, you guys just gotta go down to a freaking town or something. We're nobody's house. Okay. Nice. Oh, you make it. Thank you very much. I did a great job. Happy birthday. Find a frequent tea, not what you own dad. Who was it that said? Denny home. Who was it?

2:07:55Who was it? So when you really love me, God is bringing me in the light. So when you really love me, You should bring me in the light. Ninety eight. I did it. I did it. I did it. You found the sound of loud sound. Universal media network. So when you're in love, you got to free me, ain't no lie

2:09:14So when you're in love, you got to free me, ain't no lie I know some watching, loving, I know it at me, I better start running for my dope It's now over on the top of the mountain, I know why you're running, don't throw on the ground I can love the world, I couldn't see you, you see awesome, I'm a pick and doin' it on me If I were the showrunner, you looking at my eyes, I could know we could chill with the A.O. vibe So when you're in love, you got to free me, ain't no lie So when you're in love, you should free me, ain't no lie

2:10:32So when you're in love, you should free me, ain't no lie So when you're in love, you should free me, ain't no lie And you guys won't know that somebody else knows or maybe you'll talk to you And it was accidentally in that way, I think I did it twice, maybe, under the same wall as you'd take

2:11:35Right, that was very good, thank you John Run back for tape, here we did There's several days work on that tape, for perhaps the hundreds' time, the engineer runs it back to the start for yet another stage in the making of an almost certain hit record Oh my god Oh, they're young, what will you leave us this time? He's missed a lot E.J.L.C. star like a con restaurant from the sky It's calling big enough for the bop the bop My name's Kenny Albert, A.O. Kenny Averett And this record you're hearing is an investment for wireless workshops Conveniently situated next to the bedroom in my flat It is a complete and sophisticated radio production studio capable of making jingles Oh, by the way, we do sound effects as well Hey, Bob, here's to which station are you tuned to? I'm true to Capable Really? In the cutler, try us in VHF

2:12:37We're in Cutler And now, it's time for a break By the early 1970s, techniques of tape manipulation were being super CVed I used to come home from school and used to go on a room and practice a lot This particular day I was playing music a little bit too loud And my mom came to bang on the door And when she was banging on the door, I was still playing music So when she opened the door, I cut the music down So I was still holding the record, moving it back and forth And then I thought about it, I said, well, this really sound is something You know, interjecting another record with another record So, as time went by, you know, I spur a minute with it And use different records to practice it And it came, it came to scratch I'm here with my very special guest, Grandmaster Flash How you doing?

2:13:37And what is it that you are first at? I was first at taking a passage of musical final, which unjustifiably was the shortest part of the record Musical to get down point, but then it became known as the break I would take duplicate copies of a record and take this break That was sometimes 8 to 10 seconds long and extended seamlessly To the beat, to 25 minutes if I wanted to, you know, or manipulate the break And no one in the broadcast industry is coming to my rescue I'm sunk, my goose is cooked The morons like Oprah are on there talking about vaginal discharges

2:14:40And nobody's getting upset about it It's okay because it's a public affairs program Why can't this be called a public affairs program? We got to get, we got to drag a therapist in here the last five minutes every show Right, and have analyzed what's going on and that will be it Wrap it up in one neat little package But I tell you, man, my thumbs are being held to the screw And I guarantee you, I guarantee you, in three years, I'll be off the air Because they'll have made men's meat Because first of all, I'll know where I'll be able to afford the court cases There's just no way There's just no way And, uh, quite frankly, it's, uh, I see where it's going I just see where it's going Senator Jesse Holmes is using me as the example I'm the only one I'm the only one According to this article from what I'm reading, Judge Ginsburg has ruled, whoever he is, Judge Ginsburg You think Judge Ginsburg would know so about free speech Judge Ginsburg has ruled that from 6th and 10th, listen to this On the other hand, the court have held the commission's ban on such programming between 6am and 10am

2:15:43Including its warning to a New York City talk show, I was Howard Stern Not to use indecent material during a 6am to 10am show Believe me, the reason they're against me is that nothing to do is sex They don't like what I'm saying They don't even like what I'm saying They don't like the Caron Carp and their story They don't like any of it It's all, it's just not that funny to them To Judge Ginsburg and all that It's just not funny And everything's just to amaze me how those people never think that anything they don't think is funny Somebody else might want to hear The homosexual community is so strong They have such a strong lobby that the judge is afraid to say that the jerker isn't seen Ten o'clock at night, I bet you there was a lot of unsupervised kids here and that thing 6 at 10am, what kid is unsupervised? I heard boys there, that made me sick And you need to tell me some kid can't turn on cable television I mean everybody gets channels one through 33 or whatever it is Tell me you can't turn on the last emperor and watch some moments breasts and stuff In a movie or watch a fast times at Ridgemont High

2:16:43How is a parent going to control that? I have a detuned by Showtime or something Cinemax maybe last night I saw a guy kissing a girl's hip Exactly, exactly, exactly Why don't you call me when you see stuff like that? I'd like to see that, I get showtime But keep it to yourself Thanks You see somebody kissing a hip to kill on their phone Hey how? Hey how? Somebody kissing a hip quickly too See and this whole paint's me like I'm not even commercially acceptable Well playboy has the same problem, do you realize that it's you and you have her apparently? Because they won't give playboy access to certain cable channels Right Because they think that's obscene, they haven't even seen it And they held to higher standards than you see on Showtime and Cinemax on Friday night But they can't get on cable I just want to know why I'm being sing-aloud here And I'm the only one in America who doesn't have first amendment rights But I know those jackasses

2:17:43I know those jackasses in this industry Like all the other like stupid broadcasters like I don't know, it's everybody They're like oh big deal, it's just how it's turned they're going to get Oh wait, don't worry, it'll be more, it'll be more of them that For now it's how it's turned And I know I'm going to be off the air because of this And knowing three years I'm going to be off the air I know they're going to have their way with me And then it'll be all over It'll all be over all, it'll be in some new issue that the government will get behind This is the new safe issue, Jesse Helms I mean, this guy doesn't worry about a damn thing that old pipe Why does he worry about something realistic? He's never heard this program He wants to worry about what's going out over the air in New York Why does he need to do me a favor fly and take a look at our beaches And figure that out for us We could use them on that, not to tell New Yorkers what they can listen to Jesse Helms Why don't you do something about Jesse Helms? Somebody do something about him, somebody get him I don't mean physically, I mean, politically Can I give anybody a miss, you know Yeah, you have people running around saying, let's get a net Yeah, let's just get him politically

2:18:44Wait, why isn't anybody upset about this guy? How come he's allowed to do all this? How come he's allowed to sit and waste attack payers money with this crud? Why can't these guys force the president to balance the budget? I don't understand what they're doing involved with the question of broadcasting I don't understand what a senator just, who set him up as God To sit and tell people in New York and Philadelphia what the hell they should listen to I am just so totally freaked out by this I'm reading these things and I'm going, you know, I can't believe what's going on in this country Guys, you know, it's the same thing with the drugs The drugs, the drugs, the drugs, the drugs Senator Jesse Helms, instead of picking drugs picked indecency That's even a better issue to get behind Because everyone's against indecency Oh yeah Indecency, sure Especially if you live in North Carolina And you some kind of shmuck will grow up on pork chops and mashed potatoes And your brain is half rotted from all that You need regulation if you have I live down to that input Yeah But what scares me about it is this is like my name in the newspaper And everyone who reads it, national advertisers, anybody thinks that I'm indecent

2:19:48And they start to say, well, it must be After rolling important senator thinks how it's turned as indecent Oh man, this is the weirdest situation to be And I just sort of, you know, it sort of holds on my career back I mean, that's sort of, it is To kill my fox broadcasting deal I mean, fox has taken chances on every shmuck that came out of the woods And me, they wouldn't put on the air or get behind Oh, my fissure is starting to kick in Uh-oh I've got an extra hole on my butt Oh man, it's starting to kick in, I'm all upset But we've all... How come Dr. Roost's name isn't in any of this I don't understand, that's not obscene then, that's not indecent I, for her to talk about sexism seems to me Yeah, really, I mean... But then all serious, how come her name isn't mentioned in any of this? This stuff is broadcast all the time by her You mean because she's a doctor, it's okay? Yes, it's clinical, she's a professor So, it's okay, let me get this straight, it's okay if it's clinical But if somebody makes a joke about it, it's not good No That leads to, I don't know what

2:20:49What exactly physically happens to somebody who... Do they become deranged when they hear someone make a joke about a woman's breast? I mean, what do they become deranged? And they go out and rape somebody? Is that what we're afraid of here? Because I can tell you, that's not what does We'll hear more filth and stress than ever What does it, is some cuckoo parent raising it, getting them beaten over the head But Senator Jesse Helms isn't busy worrying about the... About kids who get beaten over the head by their parents He's worried about the kids who will accidentally hear something, some breast mention on the radio It's unbelievable to me It's unbelievable, man, what's happening It's just unbelievable, and you want to know something, I'm born people to death with this But I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say It's over the head

2:21:54It's over the head It's over the head It's over the head Is he his rock's broadcasting history is the greatest means in the entire studio? How will you was done over the edge? KBFA This is the best of over the edge What does the clock say? Long ago, I had a vague inkling of a machine to travel through time

2:22:59I had a vague inkling of a machine to travel through time Time You just go, tick, tick, tick, talk Never will we stop, stop, stop, stop You tick, tick, talk Young man, you are just suffering from time exposure. You probably have a touch of claustrophobia, too. But you don't understand. I'm a hopeless case. Time is a series of events created by the mind to experience, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped. This is the best of over the edge.

2:24:28This is a series of events created by the mind to experience, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped. This is the best of over the edge.

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2:28:28Time is a series of events created by the mind stopped, with a mind stopped, with a mind stopped. This is the best of over the edge. This is the best. Time is a series of events created by the mind stopped, with a mind stopped. The world's open and set now, meaning is out to lunch, we work and should respect these tools. The station movement at the edge, just so the whole thing waiting to be used.

2:29:31Over the edge. You can't say that. Sucking backwards. Sucking backwards. Sucking. Right, you can say that. No, you can't say that. What kind of fool makes fun of the Korean Brewer? What kind of fool am I? I wish I had that song. What kind of fool makes fun of the Korean Brewer? Thank you, that's beautiful. What kind of fool makes fun of the Korean Brewer? Robert Gulae, boy, those were the days. What kind of fool makes fun of the Korean Brewer? There weren't any demos on the line those days. Good news and bad news, girl. That's the good news.

2:30:33You can do it, girl. It is I, I have come back. Don't you have any new jokes? Who are the jokes? Come, let me do this itself. Your memory is excellent. I didn't see you guys doing the very best on earth. Sometimes you take it so slow. Let me tell you, buddy. I was annoyed by you. You say you're the last and the number of people in the lives of the people. You don't want to be alone. You're my face. You guys have a science problem.

2:31:34You dropped off the bus. Mine's up. Mine's up. The radio minus one. You can go in there and have a talk. Listen. What did you do? This has been the first installment of Radio minus one with post-array weapons. And they go over the edge. Studio band. It was the only one with no face. The only one who was going to hit me. The only one who was going to hit me. That's our part of the battle in Iran. Which you are a major participant. Oh, gosh.

2:32:34I hope I can hear a copy of that. Well, everyone else. Everyone else is hearing you all night long. We're playing you back in the days when you were really obnoxious. Oh, no. Yeah. Like, like, suicide suit. You're making me feel ashamed. What do you have to say for yourself? How's everything out there at the Astronomical Observatory? Beautiful. I've learned how to work on the 3D drawing system on the Digestore. Hey, send us one. Can you download something from a backspile? Not hardly. Listen to me. Send us a train out. Can you make printouts of some kind or what? I could take pictures off the screen. Yeah. You don't have the facilities for printouts. So what actually, no, let's be serious. What actually are you doing? I mean, what are these consist of? What do these consist of? Excuse me. My language is all mixed up tonight. A lot of it's artwork drawings for planetarium shows. I'm even designing a planetarium show or two. I've always wanted to get involved in a multi-year production like that. You know what?

2:33:34A side here. We can also put two phones on the air tonight. Oh, beautiful. Yeah. There's a new system here. It's kind of, it's kind of screwy in some ways, but it works. Oh, great. I can't wait to let it move back. Here, you want to hear one? Yeah. Here he is. Amazing, huh? Well, now I know he's not you. Now, now we know he's not you. I always thought you were the one playing a tape with that guy last. Yeah, I always thought it was you. He has the absolute psychic ability to call me and remember I do. Yeah, you know, it's amazing. Listen to me. Are you going to be listening to Radio Moscow next week? Why? Because I might be there. Really? I'm going to the Soviet Union for a part of a cultural exchange. How are you going to get on Radio Moscow? I don't know if I will or not, but I'll probably mention the gathering. Hey, gee, well, do go there and see if you can pick up any paper weights or anything at all. I would like something from Russia. I'm going to tape it when you try to call Radio Moscow.

2:34:34We got through. He wasn't there, though. Right. He'll get right. He wasn't quite there. Well, he was there, but they couldn't find him. Yes, that was the same night where their forces went on accidently. High alert because of Reagan's statement about we begin bombing in five minutes. Yeah, that wasn't our fault. Yeah, but the world was slightly closer to destruction that night that you chose to. I'm sure CL had calmed them down. He knows the President quite well. Well, now that you are taping this as well as past productions, people will have a thin and now approach to the consciousness of the creature behind this voice. Yes, or now and then to put it another way. Well, I'm glad that you were able to say greetings to him. I play my tapes a little over the edge programs. And I know that it's a live thriving entity. Was there another call? Yeah. Can you hear him?

2:35:34Mr. Normal? Yeah. Baby, how you doing? I'm just surviving. I'm surviving here in the Great Walls of Plague Valley. Hello there, Johnny. Hey, how you doing? Hey, great. This is marvelous. I'm glad you're still around and thriving, too. Hey, I'm right here on in my car, so I'm just passing candles, Jake. He doesn't have a car phone. He doesn't have a car. I'm right for the car, listen. That's my car. Hockey hard. Hockey hard. Did you hear it? What? Do it again. What? Oh, yeah. There it is. God, he's a pretty rich guy. He probably has a little walkman with a horn. Look at all this telephone stuff. He's a lucky guy. You know, they don't carry night light here in Salt Lake City. Isn't that terrible? Hey, do as I am. Yes, Johnny. Listen. Hey, Johnny. Everybody's looking at you because you're honking your horn for no reason. I know. This is George. I'm sitting in a letter just to don't join us. You don't join us as a bouncer offer. And then don't you send me a letter, okay?

2:36:36If he sends us huge amounts back to me, no, no, no. Okay. Sort of like a chain letter, huh? Right, because I don't want to write suicide mail letter, but I have no idea how to plan what a sandwich. Oh, suicide mail could give you as a dress right now, and everybody could write it. No, no, no. But I'm driving. I can't write it now. Just in a letter to Don Joyce, and I'll give him postage, just in it to me. Yeah. But Johnny, you can't have any of my Soviet souvenirs. Don, it's okay. I'll be there a week. I'll take a picture of a bastard that doesn't have 30 years. Take a picture of what? All the bastards in Moscow, none of them have her feet. Oh. That tells you where they're at. Oh, wow. You know, the first thing that both Sools going to do when he gets there. Yes, there's a good thing. Give him some good old U.S. graffiti. All right, graffiti roll. I doubt it will fall to anything here that could get me in trouble.

2:37:36You're going to stop lying. I'm going to switch over to the Dick and Jones show already in progress. It's pretty old. He better be on the road. The perfect wedding coming out. Every time you have the phone, it will be me. The pretty wedding coming out soon. With the Christmas party. Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Are you going to Meriam? Meriam. Yes, what you do with my home meter. My dog didn't use it. Animal, stories, and sports. We know it's not. The winter is not a better place to find the place to live. Now when you're was done over the edge, KBF A.

2:38:451988 That was And freeze it You come back again and again and again To hold it to the light And kill it in a instant study All the angles To find out how And why It's gotta go the way that it goes We have the technology

2:39:47How is it that's what we call We have the technology I think I'm in power It's all the past For the world We give it to the dark For the blinding We'll stand free And I'll climb up here The dance won't lie I think that our machines are high As I feel you need It won't matter how hard How real it Things are seen We have the technology How is it that's what we call We have the technology

2:41:10We need the news We give it to the dark To search for the other Certains of feelings of things There's nothing to be known I wanna fall apart I'm in my moment I can now wake you I can now wake you I can now wake you I can now wake you We have the technology How is it that's what we call We have the technology I did what I got here in Dallas on Wednesday I'm so thankful to be here on Y95 Buzz, thank you I love this radio station I love this town I love the music we're playing here tonight

2:42:11How radio was done May never be done It's over the edge With Izzy, isn't We're right in the middle of ten in a row I'm Lance Garland Here comes David Lee Roth He's climbing your mountain, man Here comes David Lee Roth He's climbing your mountain, man He's climbing your mountain, man I'm so thankful to be here on Y95 I can now wake you This must be just like living in heaven Hey, what am I saying? Same thing It becomes the cure on Y95 As we sit here right in the midst of the least ten in a row I can feel him surrounded I can feel him taking a hold of my soul I can feel him getting in my heart and going, hey, Garman, let us rock, let the man rock, let the man rock! All night here on Y-Y-Y 95, you've been wanting to push it, so we should, we should.

2:43:32I don't know what I'm doing with. Listen up, listen up, you little Garland soldiers. We got some Garland soldiers out there already building. We've been on for an hour and I think we got a few fans, maybe T-3. Hey, Y-Y 95 official cash call is coming back again this Monday morning with Tray and Bill, so check it out right here on Y-Y-Y 95. Here is Tears, R is Tears, you know, grammatically great. The name of Scarling, just like the town here in Texas, G-A-R-L-E-N-D,

2:44:32left is the first name West Garland here on Y-Y 95. We're in the middle of 10 in a row, request lines are burning up tonight. All right, what are you doing up there? Hey, right now one tree's in the middle. So be stupid, D-E. I'll break them up, take them up, roll them up, start them up, smoke them up, hello, copy. Hello, Cree-D-Horg, you got a copy in Grandma. Hello, Mom, how you doing? Go up to Y-Y-Y 30, 34. Y-Y 95, remember this.

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2:47:26Do it the way it's bad, we're fresh and tender Sometimes we can't greet you, but sometimes I can't wait for you, I can't yield Ooh, ooh, I need to get you What the worst, man? What the worst, man? Worst Wants some time, I want some time Grilling, drinking, I want some time I can't wait, I need I'll go I need you to What the worst, man? What the worst, man? Worst, man, you pay a pay for it Word's like lose Dancing, dancing, dancing Words of kelp Words of kelp Words of kelp Words of free hair Wins here and here Wins of kelp

2:48:55I killed you, I killed you toastiv, I killed you Weep. Weep. Weep. WeTEach When do we- Who are we tonight? Where are- Get down. So it works, it works, it works So it works Best match to the song we've played On the page you told me We're jamming now We're jamming now

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2:55:21We're jamming now We're jamming now We're jamming now I'm not quite sure Perhaps I better talk to the person Perhaps I better talk to the person

2:56:21Perhaps I better talk to the person Perhaps I better talk to the person Perhaps I better talk to the person Perhaps I better talk to the person Perhaps I better talk to the person Perhaps I better talk to the person

2:57:21That's about it for edition 102 of How Radio was done right here on over the edge KPFA KPFB in Berkeley, KFCF in Trezno KPFA.org online. Visit us, won't you? Stay tuned right here for the puzzling evidence show 3 a.m. That is Diff Lefford and I am West Garland and it's for a sums up who I am. I'm the guest DJ tonight. The name is Garland and this, this, this isn't all. It's totally awesome. It's like MTV without pictures. Turn on the flashlight. See what's become of me. Turn on the flashlight.

2:58:29Turn on the flashlight. Turn on the flashlight. See what's become of me. Turn on the flashlight.