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0:00This is a podcast from Rover Subscribe and leave a review on the potty every time you do roach has to give one dollar to labor Mal been working behind the scenes Valentine's Day this coming Saturday and this is what we've got for the rest of the week Valentine's Day is right around the corner and thanks to adult toy mega store. We're helping you get them a rose They really want Well done now This is actually all things to add up to a mega store. Thank you. They've given me a dozen roses to give away These are not your typical roses. So well see that's the thing I usually think of a roses you know roses to give on Valentine's day, but they pump up the prices Yes, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's just ridiculous and but these these are more beneficial talk us through them These are specials. So this is a particular adult toy It is shaped like a delicate rosebud and it's got about 10 modes of a different suction device

1:00You could say a bit of stimulation in a particular area How much are they worth because I reckon they're about 50 bucks. I reckon pretty good value I reckon yeah, on sale they would be about 50 bucks, but I think about $89 Actually very worth it. Yeah, that's good process. That's a lot of proof as well Very wet sweets These are roses that last they will not die. Yeah, I'm so we've got as you said we've got 12 of these to give away I mean not right now between now Valentine's Day. Same dimensions as mine 2.8 inches by 2.1 inches. Oh nice Should we give away one this morning? We'll get away the one Roger's got in his pocket Is that what that is Roger? Yeah, that's it. That's why Very subtle So he keeps crossing and uncrossing his way. He's actually gone as red as one of the roses All right, David David good morning. Hey, Dave

2:03Good morning guys. How are you? Yeah, we're really good. How do you like the sound of these kind of roses David? I reckon it's pretty awesome. It would be a pretty good gift for my partner You were quite you were quick on the line too. You were already talking to Creech During Ragee is the machine wanting to win one of these valentines day a day usually you celebrate or Has this prompted you to get into it this idea of a gift? No, it's definitely something to usually celebrate. Sorry This is just a bit of a bit of a cherry on the top sort of thing So to speak over here is Well, that's fantastic. On the top or to the side or underneath We're in your life David do you and your wife have toys already or will this be the first one for the bedroom? Do you have like a quiver of all sorts of different shapes and sizes? You can't ask that. I've asked it I could send you a photo of the dungeon

3:04I'm good. I reckon we have him a rose You and your partner have a lovely valentines day Are you guys are awesome. Thank you More to give away today Had the story yesterday and so many came through on finders keepers on this because this couple in Crushed you found $200,000 wrapped up in cash in their ceiling in a house that just bought They did the good thing they handed the money in And was deemed proceeds of crime so they're not going to get any money back. That sucks. Yeah, that does they can't prove can I know they can't Legally, but they probably can they can just determine that it is yeah, they're the right thing didn't they and they don't get any reward Yeah, well that's it like like said you might have had some of the repays before six or whatever too But like I can it just sets a bad precedent because why what would encourage you ever to do the right thing when you hear those stories

4:06Exactly right. At least get a little bit. I'm not saying they give them all to a brand. Yeah, some some countries do give you like yeah percentages Yeah, like if you get after a determined time exactly right 15% in the state that's why Rodge just helps himself Because he knows If he doesn't take it no one will give it to like it's like life Rodge. Yeah, you don't take what yours Yeah, no one's gonna give it to you. No one is gonna give it to you. Absolutely right price So that's why I would have given back a little bit and kept the rest And then run But we didn't want to know finders keepers you've actually found something and you kept it. Yeah, Shannon with us now Shannon What did you do? So what I did what happens? I got phone call one night was a few years back from the police and they covered a car Through a Raid and stuff like that and they want to return it back to me because it was still registered to me I didn't recognize the plate at first and as a conversation when I was like holy shit I sold that car years ago sold it. I sold the car. Yeah, and um, they'd obviously kept it in my name. Oh, I've never done a trend

5:09The change over. Yeah, so um, I thought you know, it's only you'll go down and have a look at it That's not my job. Whatever it is. Buffalo out of it got there and it was not the same condition as when I sold it When I sold it, it was an average mark treacle cleaner It was a GT but just a false cylinder and when I got down there It's had a V8 conversion of paint job good stereo nice mags and they turn around and said it's yours Do you want to take it now? Do you want to organize a tow truck? So I said I might as well just take it now And you still got it no, I felt guilty of all health and you shit. So I sold it and made a killing on it How much how much is the killing? Then I think I walked out of about 15 or 16 grand That does it ever wake you do you think? Oh, I did some undone. No, I'm not that type of person You're like rogge. Yeah, sleep well sleep well at night Exactly, you know, obviously they were the wrong people, you know, they didn't deserve to have it You did society a favor cleaning up the streets

6:11And so you did all the paperwork as you as you passed it on sold it on This time I did yeah And ever since then I've made sure I've changed that on my name. Yeah Well rogge sees no problem. Yeah That's amazing shadow. That's very good Thanks, mate Well, quick question then $200,000 is the original story that the customer who's people found in the house and the bricks are cash I think they should be given something or assets sets a bad example. What would you do you find 200 grand? I'll after hearing that I'll keep it you have to because otherwise the police does use any excuse to keep it all those The settings aren't the police the ones that hooked you up with this car though Yeah, but it was probably the wrong thing they were doing then as well Ha I'm winding up. Good on you buddy. Good on you buddy. Someone someone loose. Yeah. Yeah, you won. Good on you, buddy. Thanks for the cool Shannon That's what we want there's haves of text coming through which we can get to next miles studio 3520 on finders keep us

7:16varying amounts of people finding various amounts of money terrible people We need to get to Scott first miles. I don't want to keep on putting off the text He's rang through he's rang through Scott. Good morning. You're on the beach. What are you doing? Good morning boys. I was actually I was living on the Gold Coast at the time. I've actually told the story to James Right, oh boy. So I was living on the Gold Coast. We had a bit of an inlet down the pyrrine So decided one day to tap the rod down a bit of a flick and took a few beers and Needed to go for a week. So I went around the mangroves have a quick peek look down and here's $20 sitting in the mud And I was thinking I was up you put 20 bucks went to grab it couldn't pull it up So I cleared away some mud and there's another $50 note and I was like you 70 bucks had good couldn't pull it up So I cleared some more mud away boys and and discovered that there was actually a bag of money sitting in the mud and $3,800 later. It was the best day fishing in my life

8:20Scott how good and you kept us Damn sure I kept it now the bag that didn't get away I wonder what that was. I wonder if it'd been dropped off a boat or buried there or Well bricy we um where we lived we there was quite a big hour sort of like a waterway So I thought maybe some dude had done a burger and been chased by the cops and have the money on the run and Yeah, unfortunately with the water coming down it's had the mangroves and sort of just buried itself over time and Yeah, sweet. What did you do with the money back? Um, so my missus was pretty good at the time so we brought some stuff for for the baby and my RX-7 needed the tune So I got my RX-7 tune This is like the most like quintessential rock, uh, rum or listener story I feel like I'm on rock drive at my Feel like I'm on the not We'll get you out of not for radio. Hit me and you're in the man.com and you little beauty Yeah Get on your head

9:27Now I can stuff mate. Thanks guys. Let's not get to the techs Yeah, I another techs this is here I was with my two sons the three and two years old only had five bucks for the weekend was at the supermarket Parked up found a purse next to the driver's door picked it up Drive away had $350 in it Took a hundred drove to their address at night and put the person there I needed it Put in the letterbox. I needed the money felt bad, but you know same time How well here's the thing a bit of a dilemma isn't it because you've you've half done something good But you're also a bad person and I think that's a lot of us We all have good and we're all we all look in the mirror. We've got good intentions But let's be honest we're a little bit of a piece of show Some more than others like Roger. Yeah, you felt bad, but not that bad. Yeah. Well, no, you know that too You wouldn't have dropped it in the house

10:29I'll probably wouldn't that so that sounds like a lot of hassle What a piece of work Outdoor to Test out door to found a thousand bucks cash on the side of the street It went towards Christmas presents that yeah, we just kept finding $50 like it was a game show on the side of the street And in the gutter, and please don't say my name though we won't try That's not that text Ryan said I found a hibis jack up at up a rural road. It was dirty So I took it home to wash and out came $1200 into the washing machine Trek the owner down is very appreciative of excuse me and gave me a gift basket There you go So he handed it back great 12 hundred, see if someone handed me back 12 hundred cash I think, well, what do you think reward should be for that, Rodge? If someone gave me a 5 hundred, I found $200 cash and I said, Rodge, here you go, he's $200 What's my reward? I would give you $200 Yeah, that's why I reckon it's here You would not give $200 Why would you give $200 or something? You're a bald face liar, I want to hear from you

11:29Saying you would give $1,200 $200, sorry, $200, $1,200 There is no way Well, I would give you nothing else Yeah, don't you point at me You are lying But that is a good amount to give back I reckon Thank you, Mel Not that you would Not that you would You need a little text, Mel Yeah, it's not even an hour's worth So I'm a liar He's two hundred people from Stamps Mikes You're good on your mate When I was an apprentice build, I was doing a demo on a house in Mount Eden and Auckland I found a bundle of old post-stamps I told no one, took them to one of those companies that buy old stamps back 12k worth of stamps Oh, got it Where did they find them? In an old house doing a Rena in Mount Eden So stole from the house? Yeah Is that finding or stealing? Yes, we were into

12:29I must move on Josh, I found a ring on my way to work about $8.30 in Remuero in Auckland Oh, that's mine So a little box sitting on the road, I scooped it up as I was turning into a street from my car I opened it Shiny Diamond Steering back at me About eight grams worth of diamonds in an emerald Had up for about nine years Got it broken up and remade into the Mrs. Wedding Ring I don't know about that Is that bad karma? See, there's levels, isn't there on this? Today, there's levels What do you make of that, Rodge? I'm not really into rings, so I don't know I wouldn't Any more tigs? Yeah, two more beauties Two more beauties Quickly get to the tailor Found 14k cash Stash behind a backseat of my hole The next set I bought years ago in Aussie That's all it says Doesn't say anything else Yeah, and Tony I found a belly stuff Yeah I found 22k in cash of different currencies And three rare gold sovereign coins in an abandoned storage unit

13:29They paid $300 for Oh, that's like that program Hey, you buy those storage rooms Oh, yeah Whatever you get is whatever you get Yeah, that's right So you keep that Some have some rippers You can keep that, produce some urge There we go Yeah, I sort of thought you were going to bring this up, Rodge While we were talking finders keepers I think you might have found something Around the studio And you might have kept it Recently? Like, yeah Recently in the last couple days Might have to play a song Yeah You're so killed now Man, let's go know you Oh no I thought we were going to wrap it up But produce some urge What have you got some evidence against me? Yeah, well So we're quite lucky We'll occasionally get sent some baked goods By some great friends of ours Bakers delight Well, mate, can I just say too Two years ago we got sent that lovely cake Yeah, in order of the chiefs and blues game this weekend Of course Valentine's Day On Valentine's Day Thanks for that, that was great

14:29And how much do we appreciate it? The office appreciates that we love sharing in a bit of baked goods Bakers delight, sent us some hot cross buns So they? You know I love hot cross buns Well, it wins the exact thing Because we should have had it to share around the office on Monday Monday But we need to go to Monday Yeah Because I think Roger might have found them before everyone else had seen them And he took off with a whole box of hot cross buns from Bakers delight You take those I actually think I saw you leaving with them Did you not share them? This one? Where are they? This will be hard to prove much It's on the Instagram store You don't You absolute dog I forgot how much of an absolute thief you are on the workplace Just take them home How many in the box? Look at that Look at that That is damn it Oh, a lot too Who do you think you are? The king The hot cross bun king

15:30Jesus, he tasted too good Why would you not share them? No, no one seemed to be around and I went out I was here, I watched you You walked past, you didn't even say goodbye They would have been doing your show I took the photo Did you? I took the photo, I tuned around This one was here Yeah, I did He often looks quite vacant I thought he's not going to know as much Did he offer you any merch? No, but I'm a little fed of raisins Of course Raisins Raisins I thought he'd run out of spot like a long cross bun I thought he'd run out of spot like a long cross bun Because it wouldn't have been signed the morning rumble, right? Yeah, it wouldn't have been signed Yeah, it wouldn't have been signed the morning rumble, right? Grab it up No No, that's all fair enough I'll take that I'll take that Can you make us something, maybe To make up for it, right? Bring it, bring it your own baking For the rest of the morning rumble Not a guy you'd want to go to war That's all I'll say No, you're not fair enough, I'll take that

16:30But Bry, so we got, you know, if we're looking at ourselves No, just let's just have a separator here You know, our little divider in the show Where I can see something else I don't want to talk to you or look at you Coming up on the morning rumble I'm going to take it away from Roger His terrible behaviour A morning rumble intervention next Oh, I want to see you Where someone is singled out We have a little bit of a group chat And we go, hey, be better We're an intervention next And it's a first, a very first on the show As to who is getting the intervention It's time we stop talking about it behind the backs It's time up for a morning rumble intervention Rice, good morning Morning, it's a first, it's a first, first, first of all here So morning rumble intervention usually It's the time where we can gather in a member of the show Bring them in, have a bit of a chat Of course Let's have a look at what you're doing here, behaviour wise Always me And it's usually often you

17:30And it could have been you with the whole hot crossbow thing there I know, I know But then see you guys in a first on the morning rumble Or morning rumble intervention I was thinking they had one on you, yeah Look, so today I read a study first thing this morning And there is a study which suggests a huge link between hair loss And masturbation Oh Are you not, are you not, are you not plaguing yourself enough? Tell us the findings Recent studies in reports of smart conversation About the potential link between excessive self-play And hair loss Oh dear So they're saying that the more you do it Your hair might fall out And sometimes I think to myself, why did I go bald? No, no Why did I go bald at 32? So like And now I might have the answer And you got the answer? I mean, scientific proof price, yeah So what you're saying is it's a rugged tug So you're just doing it too much You're going to need a toupee Other things don't you need to explain parts

18:31Stress, diet, sleep, combined with high levels of activity Contribute to noticeable hair changes Is it too late or can you change your way, bro? Oh you haven't got a full head I need a review, man None of you do, really? What the hell is Duncan hiding from the afternoon? Show doing to himself Flogging himself It's like legal, isn't it? Couldn't be boulder Those two in there don't know what how to do it Full head of hair Damning research price Damning research Shaming, that is not good No good, no good Never look at myself Yeah, no good at all Stop it Mel, use the sport at 7 Don't do it now Never stop it Oh smooth as ice ice, man The Morning Rumble podcast Valentine's Day is right around the corner And thanks to Adult Toy Megastore We're helping you get them a rose They really want Mel organised this There's an easier way You can text in rose 3520 Or give us a call on this one

19:32Oh it had a rock phone We've got 11 left, don't we tell us more? We do, thanks so much to Adult Toy Megastore They have given me a dozen roses to give out And the lead up to Valentine's Day Which is Saturday Feb 14 These are not the typical roses that you're thinking of though These ones give you pleasure They last long I'm talking about the rose Suction Adult Toy They are shaped like a delicate little rose They fit in the palm of your hand And they've got this incredible suction device That has 10 modes that you can choose from They look fantastic They really look like you can take them anywhere You can Perfect for solo Or like couple play or travel You put them in your pocket roach Like what he's done with it Which I've done the last time Roses that actually last Of course So you're looking at your bad dates Valentine's Day all about getting together Any bad dates Like a horror date You actually had This was Valentine's Day if you wasn't it Valor? This was Valentine's Day very quickly I had someone book me in for a massage Had the massage And he didn't pay for it So at the end of it I had to

20:32Fork out $110 for this beautiful massage And then I went back and we had a dinner And you know that I'm pissed at you Well that's right there You went back No, I met up for dinner At his And he ordered KFC For a pescatarian I mean KFC is all good, but yeah I know it's not really good I can't believe we matched I can't, you know And now we end up working together Why did you even go to dinner? When the end paid for the massage That's what I was going to do I am who I am Oh we know Great example I'm a bad date No, you're looking at bad dates Could be Valentine's Day, could be any bad date Yeah Alana, good morning Good morning, how are you? Good, now tell us about your terrible date Oh, it was horrible I was living in Sydney And I matched with this guy on Zeus And all his profile photos And like his description He was like the sixth foot fit guy

21:33Yeah When I met him for the day He was shorter than me And I'm only five six So I'm not particularly tall Was he like Roger's high? How short are we talking a lot? Yeah, it wasn't good And I see Timah So you look different to your photo And he's like, why are you that small photo? I'm like, why are you shrunk? Okay So his idea was a date With Timah McDonald's And get a dollar frozen coat And I said, no, no, no It's alright, I'll pay for myself If you keep your dollar And then he proceeded to ask if he comes Stay with me for a few days Because he now had nowhere to live What? What? Roger's the short Oh my God, that shirt It was so bad Oh no So no Didn't progress No, no, if he can stay And I ghosted him Like it was, yeah Sometimes proud of ghosting But I think it was the only avenue Yeah, you got to say no

22:33Well, here's the thing though It's not like he could have that many options for a first date It's not like he can take you to a theme park He wouldn't be able to go on the right No Watch And also I'm way taller than 5'6 Oh, is that bullshit now? Way too long Way too long If you're taller, it's fine, isn't it? And you wear those puffy shoes Those hiking shoes, you know What are we working now? Yeah, I'm giving you a rose Valentine's Day Oh, no, no, no The rose suction adult toy Things to adult toy megastore Excellent Who's that? It was about a year ago Leading into Valentine's Day A guy who works here Kamen with an absolute butte of a pickup line Which led to our crook, I should say pickup lines Which we're going to get to Oh man But he's in here this morning A year on to celebrate Oh, he works at the office What a treat What a man, what a character Office Max, he's called Gale Max, so you're made Oh, Gale Not only does it work in the office

23:34But he works every angle in life Doesn't he? So much so There's all too much for Mel She took scusers out from the studio Yeah, we'll share You have that effect on woman, don't you Max? Yeah, they tend to run away Now, Max, a little bit of a stitch up You don't know why we've bought you in here, right? I never do No, no And you never come to ball You're not a guy who seeks the limelight No But on a bit of an update Do you remember saying this was Exactly a year ago This is you, Max Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place That's good I like that So, one year on Yeah We're looking for a year in review Office Max, how's your game going? How's it going? That was a great pick-up line That's so good And as Bryce said, mate, it's a year And pretty much the day Well, look at... Well, I've got a missus now Have you? Have you? Honestly, Max, you don't have the law Why did he take that long to say that as well? I got painted up

24:34Because I knew this would be the response Okay, okay And when so, what... What AI generator are you using? Oh, do you need it? No, I'm not using it I'm not using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it I'm using it No, I'm not using it I'm not using it No, I'm not using it I'm not using it What are your plans for Saturday? Valentine's Day A significant one for you Duffle Oh, what a keeper She's so lucky She's so lucky She's one of the lawfulers Are you actually going to see her on the weekend? No Even better She's not going to even see her You're not even going to see her some flowers or some chocolates I might send her a text or something As I said, lucky lady Thanks Max Thanks Max We'll see you in another year Thanks Max Coming up on the morning rubble

25:34She's not real Oh, no, she doesn't live here Conveniently doesn't live here How? How? I'll get my belly back in I love that I love these in a relationship I know I'm not Like, what the heck is going on? Well, you had to chance with Max You didn't take it So, now we're going to come back Because rebus it some crook pickup lines from last year We had to But don't you, don't you Don't you have any vacancy on this lifeboat Don't you strangle your life You should have been doing this I don't think the whole crook segment Is a terrible idea This was disgusting I think it's amazing and we're doing it But I guess If ever there was a week to get in to pick up lines Two days out from Valentine's Day This would be it Crook pickup lines Which we kicked off about a year ago Leading into Valentine's Day But because of what office Max had said Of course, office Max was his pickup line Yeah And the crook ones came in

26:35Just to maybe re-freak Well, I don't think we should Well, no You know you say that but it's not good This is you reading them So it's like It's not AI It's like, I mean, it's tough really You remind me of my little toe I might bang you on the coffee table later Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, that was a good one I don't have a coffee table I'm jealous of your heart It's pounding away And so I do not Oh my god That's so bad Oh my god Are you a sea lion? Because I can see your lion in my bed Oh my god It's smooth Propaganda Let me ever propaganda at those Oh my god Oh, she's Oh my god That isn't age one I know these aren't big rocks None of these are good Sorry, sorry, sorry That's not good None of these are good Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Oh no What's an Australian? Well, it's like a freech kiss but it's down under Oh my god No, not bad Oh my god It's pretty good Roger fan of space

27:36You said, oh, big fan of rice Oh no Big fan There will only be seven planets No I have to write it Stop playing it Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Roger, try to get me five Well, that was a year ago And you didn't get five a year ago So I We're going to get two Yeah, we're going to get two Actually, a bad idea I've got some others I didn't get two Oh my god Oh my god 10 and 10 3, 5, 2, 0 They have just joined us Croc pick up loans Which we did last year Leading into Valentine's Day Boy oh boy Played some examples before This is You Well, this is so bad Roger Roger's Writing rough shot Over the show And making us do this He's making rice Put his career in jeopardy He's forcing me to re-ticks Visitors He's no risk or reward Yeah, he is Well, you've always been offered Rice was offered Then he came back round again Produced the creatures Been reading some out to us Off here Should have been Should have been

28:36Created You're not allowed to participate In this anymore You're the worst In a lot of That recycling 1, 100 off here Oh wow It's really good It's not broadcastable There's some out Seamount Single Pick up lines Yes or no I actually don't mind them If you're very creative It can't be the ones That you hear over and over again But some of these ones See but there's a fine line Between funny and crook Isn't there a good one Funny and offensive This one's a good one I might not be the best Locking person in the bar But I'm the only one talking to you You see that button See that's good The rest of them are crook See some of them are What about What about someone How's about we make Like Bryce Casey And get out of here I see We're hooking up Oh right Michelle Tixon Michelle says Do you want to go back To my house and help me With some math homework We'll add a bed Subtract our clothes Divide some legs And multiply It's a lot of work It's a lot of work It's a lot of work It's a lot of work It's a lot of work

29:36It's a lot of work I'm terrible at math What about What about what about This is a nice one Girl are you and appendix Because you give me a funny feeling In my tummy And I want to take you out That's not bad Not the worst part Cheesy though Yeah little I like the first one What about Puma squirrel Because I've got some nuts To bury I love that I love squirrels Squirrels live in trees Have you seen a tree lately How about a root Hey let's Well on that note Hey what about Hey let's go home And play house You can be the door And I'll slam you Girl are you from China Because I'm China Grab that ass Yeah You said you weren't going to Read that one It's too loud I did actually do that Can you enter that one out Can you enter that one out But on the dunk button What about are you a chicken farmer Because you sure know How to raise Raise A male Do you like wine gums Then wine your gums

30:36Or else You give a god Me and your gums You see it not You see it not to read that You see it not to read that You see it not to read that You see it not to read that Because you've got Rhyme and gums Rhyme and gums This good If I flip a coin How do you reckon my chances Are of getting heads Head Head Head Head Head Head Let's play Titanic I yell out I speak And you go down Yuck bro No, that's Absolutely disgusting No, that's That's a rough ride That's really rough That's really rough Have a crit You'll turn the mic So when you go Good stuff guys Nailed it Yeah, absolutely Have a crit Have you been to the bat Plenty lately? No, no No, I haven't Because tonight you're gonna fuck a tarnet I shouldn't have read that one Use a dunk button, Roger Oh dear Next Next Next

31:36Produce a merchant update On the CNB Hall of Fame After Metallica That's so awesome Oh my god Oh my god That's really good Males good stuff We've had your crook pick up lines Yeah And we're gonna be looking at The CNB Hall of Fame Well, we're not We're not We're not We're not We're gonna email As a member of the show So it's time to straighten the show It's not an only one in Hamilton anymore, Roger We've had 40 minutes of this sort of content This one Rubby con Ziggin and Zaggin And we can come back to the CNB We'll come back to the CNB all right Grow up, get out of the gutter Because it's time for a life update from you, Roger Actually is So Which we were gonna talk about But yeah, I can do it now Sam Ruth Talked to his dad, Ben Ruth Right? Sam Ruth 16 ran the mile Amazing 3 minutes, 48 The 11th fastest time ever Fastest for a 16-year-old Fastest for an 18-year-old

32:36He's just extraordinary I took it upon myself to think Okay, so a mile is 1600 metres I went to the gym on Monday 1.6K You're 1.6K Yeah I went to the gym on Monday It's the first time I've been back to the gym this year That's terrible What's the point? What's the point of having a member show? That's me You sound like my wife So I thought to myself Okay, he can do it in 3.48 Yeah How fast can I run a mile on the treadmill? I love that First time I'm sorry Never been a runner That's not a runner, oh my god Let's do the CNB stuff Now this is bold So if you did it If he did it in 3.48 3.48 record That's extraordinary Yes, of course Yeah And 1.6K How fast do you think Roger'd be able to do it miles? Miles, how fast do you think I'd ran the mile? 1600, 1.6K Oh, 7 minutes She's a genius I reckon you've given him a lot of credit

33:37I reckon he struggled to do 1K this year Yeah, like 22 minutes Oh, that's offensive Okay, okay, okay I'm going to go 9 minutes 9 minutes to do the mile price When the records, the 16-year-old can run it 3.48 Yeah I think Miles is close I'm going to give it a round I'm going to round it off Put her to perfect 10 minutes Oh, okay And I think if you didn't do it in 10 minutes It really actually needs a look at yourself Well, it's humiliating Someone said an hour I ran a mile on the treadmill 1.6K 1.6K Which is different from mine on a track Or the roge 13 minutes, 25 That's horrific It was horrific I was like, there must be something wrong with the treadmill Blaming the treadmill You guessed it, You guessed it a treadmill Something close up banging it There's something wrong Why is it going so slow Why the number's so slow And it was With short legs

34:391.6K There's a long way 1.6K is a long way for a little fella I think with my bung-leg I can walk That's the positive way Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it's a not true and B you're better than that Sorry, I'm gonna I'm gonna improve I know I'm gonna improve on that time How much though That was my first go I reckon I can knock minutes off that I can knock minutes off that Let's oh Well a week a week How are you getting it better in a week? I will just you a sore for days after stop still sore Why are you showed or so? Did you did you run the entire 13 minutes? I actually did

35:42So what do you want to do next week a week? I'll have a better time for you. I'll have old we had hope so yeah, yeah But it has to be significantly better than it can't you can't just shave a couple of seconds Did you drink a yachty at your 25th? I actually did took me 40 minutes Valentine's Day is right around the corner and thanks to adult toy mega store. We're helping you get them a rose They really Yes Yes, welcome Mel's running and Mel running the cutter on this one here I looked at worse dates after seven great calls and text coming through and a cheating scandal is exploited at the winter Olympics Yeah, I don't know if you saw this if you've been keeping out with the winter Olympics But this Norwegian guy who won a bronze medal yesterday while he was being interviewed after accepting his medal He went on to confess that he had cheated on his partner And it had been like one of the worst weeks of his life despite his win

36:44Yeah, you already got bronze medal. Sorry. I said that he already had the gold at home Too late, mate. No, but what a way to reveal that live on TV Okay, right. I've been told let's go to lie in 10 anonymous anonymous and so yeah worst way you found out wasn't on live TV for example You can text through 3520 anonymous. Good morning Good morning. Hello worse way you found out your partner was cheating Well, my friends have I we have to remove him from drinks one night Um, please scan our out haven't a little lesson as you do Um heard the entire conversation the family with another lady How how on the how that happened We have no idea so now do we are hearing him on a phone call or were we were hearing him? Oh, okay That was on the cell phone call You heard your partner was he in the house was he in the area like no he was in the South Island and I was in the North Island

37:45And you you were bang on it was her I'm talking to another lady 100% 100% we find them afterwards and had a good laugh Oh, you laughed it off well laughed as in like you you're out of the house sort of thing or Well, it's coming to the end of the relationship, so Okay None of us I know I know it was like one of those meant to be moments. It was like okay. This is coming me. This is it So was he away on business? Is that what he said he was doing or He was working down the line. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she didn't at the same time and you'd had your suspicions prior. I I guess anonymous Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, okay, and on thanks so much Thank you, man. It's not a great not a great way at all. We did we did say keep it keep it light Yeah, it's okay. See if it this one's any better. Oh Yeah, I'm going the line one. Yeah, okay, I think we were going anonymous. Hi Oh, sorry, will we not supposed to be another anonymous number two?

38:49Morning Um, so I was at home. I was fully pregnant with our with our second children I think it's all right my um my partner had gone to babysit his three-year-old sister at his mum's house And um, I don't know. I've never checked his socials before but something was just really nagging at me So I turned on his computer and his Facebook popped up and I was literally watching these messages between these two pop up But like right in front of my eyes Um, just about you know, things that they'd been doing um things that she was experiencing afterwards I'm really rotten No way to find out no one deserves it. No, once again. No, Mal's didn't say these keep us light And uh, you just say and I got Yeah, did you jump in the convo and then nice having back good call Ah, I just kind of know sort of watching them and sort of shaking um, and I called him and I'm like There's like anything you want to tell me and he's like, I don't know what you're talking about I'm on your Facebook

39:53You should have run from has Facebook messenger because you can ring from messenger, right? Yeah, it sounds like you know What's Facebook find that right It's all over it's all over now, Casey Um, yeah, I left him in Australia and moved back to New Zealand Casey no one deserves that Sorry that happened that's uh, that's beyond poor, but appreciate the call. Yeah, thank you And uh, should we give Casey a rose do you like a rose from adult toy megastore? I would love one We'll send it to you on Facebook Let's keep these lighten funny So many oh my god so many ticks come to America We want to know we wanted some of the funny ones Yeah, now remember these people who texted they actually wanted to share their story

40:56So that's all over laugh along, okay, I don't know if I can you said Well, I see it. Keep them light and funny. Yeah, yeah, but if they're not they're not Has been born a girl home on New Year's even I found out by looking at the security cameras He tried to sneak her into the sleep out Classic great. Thanks for sharing My cousin found out his wife was cheating on him with his best mate by using a hidden camera in a teddy bear while he was away for work Somehow they're still friends and I've done it together with them and his new wife always knew he was a bit weird Cheers, what she's had an exclamation mark. It's a classic. He's happy with that. It's like a movie My ex told me his female workmate was in a bad relationship and needed a place to stay I cleaned out a room and set it up for her. She was his mistress and her boyfriend had kicked her out They work nights. They had every day to spend together at home Water coincidence I got cheated on two months out from my open heart surgery

41:59That's a broken heart What a good what a good text At a beach you're not right at a beach day with my friends and my phone went flat So I borrowed my partner's phone to go on trade me to watch an auction. I'd been watching there was about to finish He gives me his phone no problem and I go on to safari the browser to see he has an account with Ashley Madison in a fairs website What a awkward coincidence Found out my partner was cheating on me from seeing him on a Facebook group Idiot. We're dating the same guy Three years and I turn and turns out I was one of five regular girlfriends and many other one-off Oh Man, that's classic She was on holiday but left her iPad at home so I can watch youtube netflix as our tv was still be to deliver Be delivered Ipad was still signed into messenger Her messages to the new guy popping up on the screen as I was watching

43:03Needless to say it was over when she got back from holiday. She had no idea. I'd seen it all happening in real time Man, we laugh Last one last one all right My ex was going on holiday with his mates to the Philippines He left his Facebook open on the computer and I saw messages about how he was actually going to meet his new wife Oh Holy heck For that miles. Hey well delivered mate Now it's so light and funny You got more of these to give away these adult toys tomorrow. Thanks to adult toy mega store and Friday as well Valentine's Day will think of Now produce a creature morning to your mates. Good morning team. Hello. There's the old show today And I need to get to your gym habit. So of course, and we're going to the corner. Oh, yes, please I don't mind come on it. Yes, of course. Is it in there much? Have we got the creek? Yes, we do actually

44:06Creatures corner I creed I jumped the gun on that one creed. Yes, of course. It's in your corner there. So I just sorted out Yeah Yeah, sorry guys. Sorry. So I now that you've been inspired by me I tried to run a mile, which is 1.6k on the treadmill Well, I did I did it in 13 minutes 25 seconds, which is appalling and you blame the treadmill Yeah, the time must be wrong. What is wrong? And this was based upon if you missed it because Sam Ruth the Prodigy runner Three minutes 48 exactly. We've got it in 13 minutes. Yes. So you heard this chat. Yeah, look and I've got some goals of my own No, I know I'm not going to be running a mile in two minutes or anything like that And I know I'm not going to look like dwayne the rock Johnson in a few months But I am hoping to get a bit stronger and a bit fitter. Okay. Okay. So I've signed up to a gym I'm for the for the first time in a few years Thank you very much When I'm naked, I look like golem

45:07So I do I do want to I do want to add a bit a bit of um you've got abs. Yeah, well, and you've got a bit of a tan You sort of you sort of look like um, um, and I'd not choose this name is fine, but uh, the jesus Yes But he could it could play him If jesus was on a bender The amount of people that have come up to me at rave skicks and on benders and ask me for forgiveness I'm the wrong guy Um, but anyway, I've signed with a gym Yeah, I signed up. Uh, start of jane. I think it was around the sixth I like a classic g was I need to I've partied hard. Yep. I need to start 2026 with a new zest for life exactly new habits. Yep. New years resolution did r and v did chore classic There's some other festivals got back. All right. I'm joining the gym. I've signed up. I've been paying weekend week out Nice and I haven't been

46:08You haven't been once since the beginning of jane No, once you haven't gone in over a month. Yeah, what's been stopping you? It's the 10th of feb. Is it is the 11th? Yeah, yeah It's just a bit of a mess How far away is it from where you live? Oh, about a 10 minute walk But I just these early mornings are so tired What's up? Costing you yeah about 15 a week and the joining fee was about 80 Surely there's no joining fee in the start of the year There's specials to get everybody in or is it because there's so many people joining maybe you don't do that Maybe they're leaching off people like me Then in those new years resolutions that join up and then never commit. So you haven't been once not one day Have you been motivated enough to get it? Have you even got your swipe and stuff? Have you gone to get all that stuff? No, I don't know. I don't know how I'll get into this gym Film me. Film me. You must have been busy yesterday then. What did you do? You saw where you flat out? I Had a nap

47:08I got home around one 30-ish and I napped till about five Did you actually? Yeah Yeah I'm so jealous Preacher's quarter And I was like great honestly. You won't be the only one. No No, no, he won't be Also, you haven't even been to the doctor about your right Again, the map got in the way of that. Yeah. It doesn't mean to the gym you're in time in the show We have we got like a search for New Zealand's worst gym bro You know how there's the punchy gym bros that you see every day them online that are like Yeah, you see them in the gym and they come and sit up cameras and stuff and film themselves doing their technique Talk to themselves in the mirror. We're wearing the mirror out. They're like, geez So and good on those people there. Yeah, they're doing it Great, but then we've got creatures of the world. Are you a creature like it? How long have you had a membership and not used it? That's what we want to know. Oh 800 rock phone three five two zero. You won't be the only one creature

48:08I hope not Well, how much are you going to reckon in the year that you had a membership, roach? I've only been once this year And I did a 13 minute mile Ha Creates creatures corner told us about his gym. Well, there's a gym habit. He's got no gym habits. He's signed up to the gym Yep and creates you haven't been Yeah, not one not once you can't even got your swipe card yet. No, no, no, so I don't know how I'll get in no Maybe I need a little snop. Yeah, yeah Maybe today Typically useless in terms of Um Just you know, because you haven't been to the doctor to get your eye Even though you got told to that they haven't been to the gym been a member for a month Yeah, you had you no off or licensed for ages. Yeah, you never anything in your bedroom. No, there's a trend Yeah, yeah, it kind of makes me wonder how I got this job Uh, same which requires a lot of organization and not being useless, but yeah when it comes to life

49:10Uh, you know, I'm turning 30 this year. I still feel about 13 I'm on the line yet Uh, but we try and we keep going once you know it after another but you're not Oh Yeah, lots of highway for creeps that That it is He's actually just pulled over in a rest area And he's fallen asleep. He's napped not alone though So many people like who have these good intentions and they never follow through them We're looking for New Zealand's worst gym bro. Yeah, let's go to let's go to blaze I can't grow How's it going? You got so good mate. So are you a creature when it comes to the gym? Oh, I'm probably worth okay. Tell us So I sort of have it for uh We gym membership for six months and I sweat. I'll jump on board Um did that signed up and then never went two years later. I was still paying the 37 dollars a week And you've never seen you've paid that you've never been

50:10Never been It's what we're after. I know, but have you why haven't you done it? What was stopping you? Why haven't you gone to stop that? Well drinking got involved and that was more important at the time Yeah, but thanks buddy. It's exactly what we're after. That's so crazy 3848 dollars that he spent yeah without he's without going to the Jimmy's That just sitting at home drinking beer. Sam good morning Good morning. Sam you're in the same boat Yeah, well, not me my husband. Yeah, he um He gave me as bank statements to look through when we were getting a mortgage And I found that he had been paying for a gym in a city we didn't even live in Over five years Sam how much did that add up to do you know? Oh, I don't know. It was like $20 the way For five years and it was in car

51:11At least he I think he signed up when he was a student and he just forgot like Gave me PTSD. It was there every week on the ground And so where was the gym membership and where were you living at the time The gym membership was in Parme. Yeah, we were living in Auckland How have I commute? How have I been? It wasn't a chain that he could have gone like they have like city fitness jets These nails like snap yeah, all those ones Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure it was like a jet so I was like you could have gone, but Yeah, he didn't even he didn't even know it just he jets pamas north. I was like great Sam, that is no good. It's a lot of money. I thank you for your call mate. Appreciate it. Thanks him Good shape now though. Yeah, it doesn't really need the gym. Is he ripped? No, no, he's good Yeah, good. I thought she was gonna say no He's not We are useless. So do say you can be really useless in terms of Following through with any admin that seems somewhat difficult

52:12Yeah, like even just from personally like not so much for the gym stuff, but even emails you look at emails every day And you have these million different bits of spam every day that are from these same countries You bought one thing from and you have to put your details on and all it would take is for you to take Three seconds to go to that unsubscribe part in the bottom of the email and you wouldn't get them from that company again But you don't you don't know and every day you go clear these you know 10 20 emails Yeah, we're just useless. I just get them daily from briskos with their specials Cool You'd probably take them up on You have a special you create shop producer not the only one who signed up to go to the gym And hasn't been and it's been a couple of months, which is nothing compared to what's coming through studio 3520 miles Oh boy. Oh, I had a membership 12 months. Haven't been since I signed up. It's from Michael Oh, yeah, yeah, been twice in two years. It's still a member Pay for a gym membership for three years at uni use it twice through 120 bucks a year says Joe Mark I was a member of a gym for 12 months. The gym was next door to work

53:15Never went Once Back in the day you could buy a Liz mill's life membership A membership which my lovely partner bought. I've been with ever 15 years. She's never gone To you can't really tell Guy to girl to go to the gym. That's right. I know that doesn't go down well. No, no done that before That ended someone told you to go I was like maybe you should you know, oh you told someone routine going on didn't like that. No, didn't like mal telling him what to do So we're still on Yeah, so maybe don't do that decide on your own. Yeah Smells advice Miles Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't add into the gym for four years went twice And I've a mate who signed up for two jumps for four years and never went to either 12 Gym two jumps four years

54:15Till you go to either How much are you going now? How often would you go do workouts in gym? I would do one every day That's my thing whether it's like a spin or going to the gym doing my pilates. I do something every day Well, there you go. Yeah, one and a half going to the gym works like we can tell This has been the morning rumbles show highlights to hear our off-year chat. Check out the rest of the podcast feed Rover music radio podcasts