ON-AIR 🟢- Wasps, Dogs & Peeing On Your Hand

0:00This is a podcast from Rover The morning rumble podcast like IBS for your e-holes First show yesterday else and be here to add five to eight last night. That's the that's the extent of my life But I tell you what someone on the opposite end of that is Creech Who's fully in for Bryce this morning Bryce is awful tell you why soon and we're back into Creatures corner now Roger Welcome to Creatures corner. I can't remember if you've been here before but he voices his own intro life It's what they used to do back in the day There's back in the day Creech. He's bringing it back when you started in radio way back So Creech welcome to your own corner here Yeah, this is something that happened to you if I can just bring you in here and set the scene a bit Yes, I'm Roman vise It's the 30th of December 2025 Everyone goes large on the 30th. Oh, do they wash it was absolutely bucketing down one the 29

1:02I have never been that wet in my life Now I'm down now. I have never been that muddy in my life. We were ankle deep in the mud Yeah, I see my shoes from from the 29th gone Yeah, I bet and I couldn't leave the site because I was working as the director of chaos Yeah, I couldn't buy come boots on your shoes. So I went bare feet. Oh, so I was rescue I was rocking bare feet for two days down at R&B two whole days right in the thick of the mud I might have got trench foot. Oh, it doesn't matter. Well, it's okay There's all part all part of the journey. Yeah, I still love R&B. I'll still be there next year Can I just say just quickly what number R&B was this for you? This was my night night. Yeah Yeah, just running around trying to lift morale Thank you guys. So anyway, I'm dancing to an act called SOTA my second no Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like there's b-side it's sort of good

2:03Yeah, and it's pretty tight stuff like so good unbelievable You know, you never know what the melts My second favorite act just behind turn style And I'm dancing hard and me bare feet going for it going for it. It's very muddy It's very slippery. I accidentally slept. Yeah, I fall My whole half of my body is covered in mud. Yeah, I look like Harvey Dent From from Batman to face Me as mud From my from my fingertips to my toe tips and I'm oh my gosh. Okay. What am I gonna do here? Yeah, there's no We'd have a shower. There's nowhere for running water. No, I need I need two hands free at all times because I'm cutting shapes I get my phone out to see where are you guys I'm front left and and I've got to hold me me drinks me cans So I've only got you know, I love having cans in my hands

3:06Left hand holding them right hand completely saturated in mud. I think what what am I gonna do here? What am I gonna do? And I did something that Some people would say you shouldn't be proud of that But I I went to the urinal which was just to the left of the stage. Yeah, and uh, no, no, no, no, and I washed my hands with my we Yeah You Yeah, I peed on I peed all the mud off my right hand Which I I thought I thought We end another round another episode of Creatures corner I then exfoliate

4:08My hands feel good smooth That's what happened to creature over summer Oh my god, what happened to you? Well, do you want to know what body part of mine tripled in size? Your hands would have crazed Trinch hands The morning rumble podcast Because you can't afford a band expander in your car Bryce off today is actually there. I mean, yeah second day back, but he is off Unbelievable, but he is getting a colonoscopy today, so he has a health issue Of course, and you need to look after your health and especially you know the age that Bryce is at And the history as well So that's what he's up to today and creature has mulls absolutely stunned He's stunned you he's stunned at the tech site usually we get a lot of text and reach after your admission that you

5:12You're related on your own hands to clean all the mud off at R&V. Yeah, no one's got anything to say on this Yeah, there's someone's just I'm really really hoping that I bummed into creatures before that happened Or I can think of now as that long warm handshake Also will code text and I said there were heaps of like Stations with running taps and site we wash your hands. Yeah, and water drums Didn't see them or just couldn't see them Made a b-line for the urinal and made a wee line for my hand Quite pixelated Stunning admission that really was yeah, that was your summer We've been away obviously lots gone on we're gonna get to what's what we know we've all been out to but mal over summer I mean you had a hot girl summer So I saw her. Yeah, we're with a good mate Katie, right? Yeah, yeah, and the girls were out. Yeah, yeah, um, and I know what to do. I left

6:14We left early. I saw him briefly Christmas you've got to tape them up, but uh, but I knew years at festivals Out there free and yeah as you said like on Christmas day I made my parents proud because I wore a bra And that's why my mom's request is So proud of me. Yeah, and I did They'll always do that, but you you had an allergic reaction to something I went away and I went to this restaurant went out for dinner and then the next morning I woke up and my Lips had ballooned like tripled in size and they were tingly and Saw and massive and I thought I've never had any sort of allergies or Any allergic reaction and I put it down to I had had some raw fish right the night before. What do you call that? Yeah, I'm not very foodie, so I don't know what I'm like. Oh Yeah, so you have that and you never and then the next morning they were triple the stories

7:14They were just huge you ever watched love Island and you see the girls that had bad filler jobs. Yeah, my lips looked like that A couple of beef sausages And so what do you what do you do? Well, I just had to go to the doctor and she just gave me This tablet and a couple of those antihistamines and they went right down. Oh, wow No one was pass you me for a while. Yeah What about Oh No, because it was a few days after I thought that's so strange. I've done I've always even seafood But never have had a reaction like that. So do you think it was because you raw dog? I don't know, yeah Will you have it again? Yes, I will. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so J-lips Remorning so I'm an allergic reaction. I ain't under rock phone What are you allergic to? What happens to you when you you know, you have something like this Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your reactions to this you can also text in studio three five two zero Do you have fishy lips like Mal like Ryan our old producer? Yeah, he's now second in charge at the right

8:17He's got a nut allergy pain. Yeah, he does Yeah, he's got he's got all sorts of things Your own mouth actually if he is around because he could be on his way in we might get him in next as well Because he does have the nut allergy and other re he just reacts to a to a fruit Which is what you're so lame But What are you allergic to what happens? I know to rock phone text on three five two zero Without even knowing Mal you're allergic something you had raw fish Yeah, and look I've never had an allergic reaction like that ever and I've eaten seafood all my life and then one night over the break I ate some raw fish ceviche is that how you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like we're talking up. Yeah, that's not sashimi. No, not that one And then the next morning my lips had tripled in size. They were tingly. They were sore And then I had I had a few tablets. I went to the doctor and she gave me some antihistamines and then was all fixed They did by your lips are looking nice and full though Yeah, that's my lip balm. I put a honey lip balm on

9:19They make them nice and plump all right I We wanted to know your allergies you weird allergic reactions or whatever What happens to you when you and maybe you didn't know and something happened to you as well I went to rock phone a producer Ryan joins us next. I say producer. He's not our producer anymore But what fruit is allergic to it's pretty lame Ryan joins us now But he's not a producer anymore because it's 2026 and for those who don't know You are a producer one of the best for so many years But now you're running the show you pretty much running the station. Yeah, so Brad's too I see his last minion that does the job but he doesn't want to do Brad's our boss as we know That's the real engine of the whole rock. Yeah, you're across everything It's kind of you and it has been weird Listening because the whole time I was producing on the rock rog was the guy I was sort of Yeah, dealing with exactly right listening the last two days and hearing it at some

10:19That's great. It's great to have you back great to have crutch now in the hot seat It's good to be here team. I was I said it was going to be big shoes to fill when I was filling in for roge I tell you what your shoes are much bigger to fill You do a lot more than the big dog down That's so good Now Mal we just talked before if you have just joined us your lips blow up After eating fish an allergic reaction I've never had an allergic reaction to anything. I ate some raw fish on the break And I woke up with these gigantic swollen lips. Yeah, not the ones between the hips The ones on my face here and they were just tingly Swollen and then I had some tablets to yeah whatever I didn't fix them But yeah, never had an allergic reaction to anything so Ryan you've heard this on your drive in yeah Well known for those maybe who know and don't know You've got a kiwi fruit allergy. Don't you a bad one? Yeah, and I'm not allergies. Oh, I'm sorry

11:22Melising does too. Sorry. Yes. Sorry about that. I'm also allergic to dogs The bubble yeah So we have a kiwi fruit tree in our house. I never actually really realized it's kiwi fruit tree And so I was cutting it over the break. I was doing some gardening Like like you sounds like you've been doing a lot of roach a lot of absolutely a lot of housework It's right. So I was cutting this kiwi fruit tree thinking nothing of it pruning it pruning it back And so maybe I've rubbed up against a couple of leaves and things like that Why are you arresting the tree Are you frushing? And so gyraper when you use the shears It's on cutting I'm cutting this tree back I think nothing of it and then a week later I Burst out in like four parts across my body of these horrific like hives

12:23Start up with hives and then they turn into like big blisters like these and where where's that you leave? That's on my leg And so I like you melt I have to get on antibiotics antihistamines steroid cream That's that's not from that's not from an allergy that's from friction I know friction when I see it And I've only just sort of gone away there's still a bit of a battle scar there No now we can see these photos Morning Rumble Instagram story to see the photo of your horrific leg But these you can't even peel a kiwi fruit you have to wear gloves, don't you? Just create snow this So our four-year-old loves kiwi fruit and when I have to make him kiwi fruit I've got the special set of yellow gloves Which I put on and then I chop up the kiwi fruit because otherwise I'll get these horrendous welts again Are those kids adopted yet? Amazing

13:24I mean lame but I don't know that I mean just what we wanted it's just what we wanted So we've got males swollen lips Ryan's crock leg your allergic reactions What happens to you? Elegy wise I don't know to rock phone textin 3520 Just quickly my 12-year-old's allergic to martyles And my wife is allergic to me nude Producer Ryan was in before and he's We've had talked about this before but his kiwi fruit allergy You didn't know this creature Welcome to the creature by the way For us the way today but He can't peel them and he needed to Always wear gloves when he's handling and cutting kiwi fruit But he just brushed up against one and if you see Morning Run Blitz the Graham story Massive sort of blood blister type on his lips Well smells on his legs so it's getting worse You can't peel a cream and you got it Yep and that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's it He might be bandy boy for something else What a bird What a brain soldier though What a what he's doing for his For his son

14:26What a lame What a lame Imagine because his nose is largest huge nose What would a kiwi fruit like if his nose got infected That'd be like it'd be like a damn Damned best It's running Although to be fair Jacob the Texan and say Ryan's got to watch out for your head roger That's just mean Mean but accurate Second show back That's so nice It's very good actually Plenty of text When you've random things people are allergic to bread He's allergic to honey and his eggs had lip filler It had honey mixed into it My neck Face and his digs Well done Yeah She was getting on down there Yeah Thanks I got the number one We probably got that Maybe for those eggs Oh Captain Obvious over there We got that We knew like We don't We knew that was all You don't need to ride it out We don't need to go

15:26We're not just stopping them The show's not scripted It's basically We're on the oscillation I'm allergic James said I'm allergic to peas Oh no I've been since a kid Apparently it's the thing I just didn't like my veggies But now it's an adult My throat gets it She my tongue swells I get huge swaddle lips Cheers to the free lip filler I guess So peas Nases after our first boy My wife became allergic to bruise yeast No beer Sider Even Marmite sets her off Yeah of course Another one Kyle says he's allergic I allergic to uncooked potatoes So I think I would be allergic to me I get to really irritate and rational over my hands Super itchy I got a pair of special dish gloves I put on to have to cut them up I'm Brian What was I saying What would be in the spot There would be causing this That's a great question Dodge starchy I don't know

16:27What else is starchy even in What even is starchy Don't think about it too deeply Crinch Now Last one He's allergic to his job This is a blare I got Blare Is a dairy farmer And he's allergic to cows No way He's fine when they When I'm used to a herd But when I'm around another herd I get really bad hay fever So he's okay with one herd But any other ones He gets hay fever, puffy eyes, really knows And sneezes for hours afterwards That's like Dodge being allergic to a microphone Yeah and every day 30 years Yeah Or maybe I am Maybe it's like That's why you need it three months Huge allergic reaction Or Thoricus could be mell Well there's like There's extraordinary In an irritating farmer And you are allergic to cows What I mean are you allergic to your job Surely I would roll for it

17:29Very pointed comment Three, five, two, three I mean you're a dairy farmer And you're allergic to cows Yeah Because I mean imagine being I mean you're being a dairy farmer And being like allergic to grass Yeah, true You know so that could happen I teach you And you're allergic to kids Oh well most are That's really like them After one term Yeah Pretty apparent Yeah Are you actually allergic to your job Like that takes there Holy hair kids The morning rumble 15 to 7 Allergies this morning So Blair takes through He's a dairy farmer And this is no good for him He's allergic to cows I don't know how you can How you can tell you that But yeah he does His eyes get all puffy And his eyes run And it's no good But are you actually A allergic to your job Yeah So many armels Craig's allergic to nuts And he's a chef Hope he's not like doing satays and stuff Josh worked with a fellow a few years ago He was a lactose intolerant right He was driving a milk tanker How Dan says he has a friend

18:30That works with him And the vineyards And she's allergic to grapes Oh no What Surely you go to a different fruit Surely Mel, you're not allergic to grapes You're not saying the amount of Rosé No way Come at me Josh, he's allergic To he's a window cleaner And he works from an aluminium window out But my fingers swell and get itchy Then it's super dry With deep painful cracks And my fingertips Surely you just go straight to seek.co.nz Unbelievable You don't have to do it I mean there's other options Yeah, please And how's this one Dan Working as a beekeeper Guess what He's allergic to bee stings No No He's not fatal Obviously because he's texting him I would swell far worse than the average person I would be a stung My dad actually let His mate who makes his own honey Put a few bee hives on his property Oh yeah But my dad is allergic to bees

19:31In the sense that Could die Or like the soul Yeah, yeah, yeah And then one time he was mowing the lawn And he got stung and had to go to a hospital So no more bee hives on the old man's property Cool story man Well, this is no good That's silly No, no, no, no, no, no He just wanted free honey Oh my God What a price to pay The Morning Rumble podcast The kind of podcast you know you lawns too Miles, we're just talking allergies This guy has text through saying And you'd hate this See he's allergic to chicken Yeah, so he's never had KFC He's passing out That poor guy Yeah Man That would you go How would you go If you're allergic to chicken I'd say I'd still eat it I'd ride I'd ride the lightning You knew someone creates yours Also allergic to Well, there's a tune out Well, he was gluten Yeah, yeah, he was silly Acceli And we were watching Rugby League There were a lot of ads for KFC He had stuff at Creates

20:32Let's get a bucket That's it, absolutely We have a charging work He goes and buys a bucket Comes back He peels all the skin up And just he's just the chicken So I'm a winner here Because I get all of his skin Which for me is the best bet And poor bloke still ends up On the toilet all night Yeah, no He went through all that Just so he could still Rain down on that bowl That's how good KFC Well, that's right, Miles That's the pull of the kernel, isn't it And it's the great man A small price to pay It really is Now, Miles, before we had to use him Sport it, we were celebrating Small victories are sporting But what's happening Because you did your knee-in for those Who don't know about a hundred and nod days ago And what's the latest on this What am I doing now, guys? I'm standing I'm standing, I'm not like I'm not crook No Crocked I'm not, basically I'm mobile I know I no longer have to wear This cumbersome brace That has been part of me It's off For the last 107 days

21:32So for those who don't know What did you do to your knee? So I After my 50th on the way home Stepping up the steps at home Stepped back down one to hold the gate open And my quadriceps tend into my left leg Seems remarkable then That's all you did I mean, just go easy, mate Yeah Yeah, you can see him left Yeah, that actually Something similar, but appears Morgan Oh, dude 60-year-old journalist famous Englishman Now, he just fell on a small step at a restaurant Broke his hip He needs a new one He needs a hip replacement Oh, mate, I don't need a new knee So, that's what him do, Miles, when he was 50 When Miles was 60 He's gonna break a hip You and Piers Morgan, he's having a lot in comments Oh, you took that back You take that back, Creech So, I'm Mosey So, after a hundred and seven days Yes The brace is off The brace is off You're a free man I'm a free man

22:35I just can't walk up and down stairs properly Oh, man Here we go I just don't have this fruit Quite yet And the plums Do you need one of those Shears that you sit on and you slide down the stairs Oh, wow Like Brad, scheduling, I staffed me on the first day We're back for most of us at the rock And then to the upstairs in the Big Borgroom Wanker So, I just take the long way around The user, look, you could've used the list I could've used the letters a little No, the list's broken Hey, the good news No great news, mate The Morning Rumble podcast The blistered heel of Radio Podcast Mal, he had a story before on an infestation of rats Rats overrunning this guy's house Well, he started off buying them his pets And then all of a sudden he had close to 300 rats Just scurrying around his house So, yeah, that is definitely not the one It is not the one And wouldn't put it be the one for me But for you, much And not rats in your flat, what have you got? Well, we've got a bit of history of infestations at our flat We've had ants, pookie cows

23:36You've done, yeah, yeah Well, I was having a Long story Inside your flat And around You've done But, uh, yesterday morning I was in the shower pre-show So early in the morning, sort of 4-30 a.m. Uh, washing my butts And then all of a sudden, flying in the window Yeah There wasn't just one stinger in the shower There was another one A wasp His flown in my window And it's flying around the shower while I'm in there Not ideal No, but still Yeah, one's not quite an infestation No But then Finish up my share, I come outside There was about 5 or 6 wasps flying around the bathroom So you got all of the... In the nasty ones Nasty, the German wasps, I think they are Oh, must have been, must have been nasty somewhere Well, that's the, that's what we think here I couldn't find one in here yesterday But then this morning, same thing again There's like another 5 wasps in our bathroom Oh, no, like a gang A gang of wasps A gang of German wasps That's not right It's what I'm saying

24:37No And can I just say, what have you done about it? Well, that's not enough, I'm sorry What would you do about it, right? What would you do? Yeah, what's the first thing he needs to do? Well, you've got to find a nest For a start And then I just put a, get some fly spray and just spray the nest And yeah You're taking it on yourself Yeah, well, I mean, of course I would I don't know what you're up to Well, I'm not dealing with anything with wasps If we've got a wasps nest on our property I'm growing someone up Right But I don't know if I have to pay for it or not Is that a cost to the flat light? Is that our cost to it? Is that going to the landlord? Yeah, I see Well, that's where and there If you're listening, let us know It's $45,000,000 Now, Roger, you're a landlord You've got multiple properties Mitch is your tenant He rings up He says, I've got a wasp infestation I'm just hanging up on him There's your, it's a Mitch Slowly, moody Get yourself, mate You know, I was actually trying to move into Mitch's flat

25:38When I was, when I was flat and tall You remember we talked you out of it? Yeah Thank you guys so much I heated your words I'm so glad I don't live there You're all of any weird creatures Literally You're all under a bridge Give me a little bit of a Mitch's flat Get me back to my windowless cupboard Then that wasp infused Well, let us out Could you Yeah, but you're, if you don't want to sort it out yourself Someone's going to have to come around and sort it out Yeah, well, exactly So let us know who would pay for that Would it be you, Mitch, or the landlord Also, infestations What has your flat been overrun with? Oh, let us know this morning as well I wait until rog phone 3520 So it's you and the flat and Rainer as well Who makes all our videos She would too Just you too No, there's a third one in there as well She's actually allergic to wasps There are other flatmates So, you need to get on to this match Better than today And he got deals on some pest control People don't, they'd like to text through as well Someone's 3520 Someone thinks that there are links can and a lighter

26:38Oh, yeah That's the guy you don't know, Mitch No, no, no, no Then that becomes an insurance job And Mitch is threaded on his pubes Sometimes you don't ever raise it Mitch, what's in your shower at the moment? Wasps Yeah, yeah, yeah We've got a shower for the wasps Bathrooms We're assuming there must be a nest somewhere nearby Yeah, you haven't bothered to go looking for it though Well, I had a quick guess But I couldn't see any yesterday No, well, you wouldn't have No, I did, I did I bet you didn't even go outside No, I don't go outside But it was almost raining So I think they must have been Almost raining James, be careful man Almost raining Almost raining So close It's like rain I'll not go on outside But anyway, we've got a wash problem at our flat I'm not sure if I have to pay for it To fix a lot of people suggesting That maybe I'll deal with it myself Well, first of all, apparently the landlord will pay for it They will pay for it A lot is what people are saying on the tick side

27:38Absolutely, which is great I must agree with that Because you didn't, you know, you didn't set up the wasps nest Yeah It's their house They should have to deal with it Exactly, nothing Garrett's got a similar issue Yeah This morning, Garrett, what's going on with you? Oh, I might, nothing is a moment But, um She's scared of that We'll come back Putting merch, hers, flat And festered with wasps You don't want them Wasps in a shower as well as it turned out Garrett, he's back with us Welcome back mate Ah, yeah, thanks mate Hey, we'll catch you up the green day He's got him twice Garrett is with us We'll be moving on, Garrett Now, Garrett, you had a wasp in feast version like merch, didn't you? Yeah, yeah

28:38Yeah, very similar Yeah, and what did you do? What happened? Um, well, I had wasp invading the shower multiple times Yeah And so it never happened to my misses So it must be like They must like guys or something I'm not before And Basically what happened was my boss He's an old farm boy from Well, my boss at the time, he's an old farm boy from Oh, and currently he just went in and dealt with it with a couple of cans of Flowsbrook Yeah, that's what I would suggest It's all suggesting to merch That he does You'd have to find the nest like your boss did it From one old farm boy to another Yeah You're basically my boss Roger And old farm Where can you come in and sort out my wasp problem for me? Well, I at least I'd do something You've got nothing much And Gareth and as these took back I don't know It's farther and some back out Did it work? Yeah Um, yeah, it seemed to work I didn't come back So it did work Yeah

29:39Great to take back Well, the problem is Yeah Well, what's the problem? What's the problem? Yeah, you see Well, the issue is Is there ever since then Um, I've just Defailed myself constantly Attacked by wasps So So they've got it vendetta Are you saying they're out for a v-yard? Yeah, pretty much Yeah, they're like They're like my My arch enemy Oh my god They've got, they've got a Network That they saw Yeah, yeah, yeah They've got a big group chat Yeah, they saw it a go Yeah, they've got a big group chat Gareth, they Yeah Yeah, they know how to target people Yeah, they're coming, they're coming for you, mate It sounds like they come for you, mate That's what I just said Is that what he's going for you, mate The spin special It's been the best turn in a half minutes You've been on roll Thank you so much, mate I've had a lot of followers, Gareth, and you're certainly one of those Thanks, Gareth Cheers, buddy That is amazing I went under a rock phone Textin3520, infestations Could be wasps, what house

30:39In your flat Create something that used to be Well, you woke up Actually, when in your old flat You can tell us next Something Nibbling away You heard something nibbling away On my PlayStation controller Yeah, we'll find out what that was Is that what you call it On my analog stick So merch producers had some issues with wasps merch ongoing So wanting to know how to get rid of them And also, you know, your flat What has that been infested with? Muls, there's no shortage No Don't be a pussy, Mitch Yeah The text also continues It says, find the next plan in the skateboard And spray with fly spray and run Like you're saying bolts Yeah So Jamie We were doing a bit of googling Apparently, they like to nest in the walls Yeah, right Even the walls Ah, the walls Yeah You've got sheep in your flat In the walls Well, you don't want them You don't want them in your walls No You certainly don't Andy says, they'll be located

31:39If it's in your bathroom In the flexible tube From your bathroom vent to the ventilation outflow On the outside of your house How do you get in there? How would you get in there? Well, through the walls Sean Sean takes the city's swears by bright cleaner And a spray can They fall to the ground and start sticking themselves Oh, jeez That's sadistic We don't recommend any of these I try them Especially this one Get a bowl Quarter filled with petrol Cover the nest And the fumes will kill the wasps And then drop into the fuel And you can remove the nest Yeah, they're like that Have you tried that, Roger? Well, when I was a kid We had a massive one They were actually underground When I was growing up on the farm So at night My dad and I went out and poured petrol Down into the nest underground It was like you could There was a must have been a massive nest So the sound of the buzzing was extraordinary And were it so it got rid of them? Yeah, yeah Absolutely The fumes would just kill them, knock them out

32:40Yeah Because the morning and night Another text said That's when they're back in the nest That's right, yep I know what I'm talking about He's got a must've Yeah But you get rid of To be honest, he's on As I'm in a room full of dummies He's back He's back Big dog is back It's like he need a lift Wow, wait Sorry, carry on, Mitch Sorry, what was that? Well, I was asking Could you get in there and fix Mitch's problem then Pretty easy To why we've been a tool So much as for half an hour When you have all the answers Chris, you woke up There's something nippling on something on your flat Yeah, I woke up to that My analog stick On my PlayStation control Yeah, it's going back and forth That's it, where the hell is that? Someone trying to play Fortnite or Mortal Kombat right now And I look down and There were a couple of mice On the panel Like doing like a tug of war Like with my PlayStation control It was like watching my niece And if you argue over who gets to play So you had a real

33:41You had a real Grotty old flat back in the day Like years ago Yeah, yeah, yeah When I was flading in Wellington And I used to vacuum my sheets Instead of cleaning them Yeah, yeah Well, there were eight of us And we only had one washing machine And generally that's how house is Yeah, and the wind Unless you live in a laundromat Yeah, yeah And when you know the weather in Wellington It's not a waste It's good, but on a good day Yeah, it's beautiful How long did that go for? About a year Ah, great And what did you do about the mice situation The mice situation Nothing, nothing There's just Got a chicken controller Yeah They were my airplanes They were the ones that actually paid the rent Yeah, yeah Straight Well, well, well Well, let us know what the How you going with that tomorrow Much with your world Yeah, yeah Absolutely, my good stuff Well, last minute teaks has just come Through about Much and your wasps And Mydateen Trade Sponsor Show and you can get From Mydateen Merch who do sponsor us

34:41You can get wasp spray From there Wasp kill There you go Wasp kill So I don't have to use the brake cleaner No, you can get the Specialise Oh, petrol Yeah, that needs wasp kill And mounts the nest And kills the wasps Get that guy I'll swing by after work Do it at Do it at morning or night Yeah Roger said That's when the end Good point Well, I mean, mulls Just to be just on this ad brake Yes Speaking of You know, creatures Woke up to a couple of mice Yeah Well, they were actually Your flatmates Nothing Um, what did you You felt something Crawling over you that The day Woke up Middle of the night last Last week And I felt something on my hand And the Bachelors away Definitely wasn't my wife's hand And then And then And then I was like What was that? I thought I must have been a flora spider Whatever And then I think probably like I was half asleep Yeah 20 minutes later Ruffly Fought something Crawling up my neck Skull Is it not your wife again? No, definitely not my wife Brushed that off Yeah And heard something And going Against the wall So something got

35:42Weighty Yeah, I got my torch Of my camera Of my phone And I looked down And it was a Huge cockroach I got it An inch long on the Carpet And I was like Oh no Because they go for moisture They go for your mouth When you sleep when it's open And you're You're a mouth breeder I'm messing Mouth breeder And fear I've always Always lubricated A lot of saliva So that's what they So the cockroaches I mean, this is alarming Isn't it? That they're alarming You're asleep They'll drink the saliva As you sleep Yeah That's just horrific That's just what an image With a straw There's Slurping on the side there Disgusting out Smell your Hoon-Baid cockroaches Yeah Never thought Yeah Who would have thought Yeah, they're the Loveton We're going to get to boat bunnies Next, the couple of boat bunnies In Australia The Morning Rumble podcast With the all-new skip button Perfect for Bryce's interview questions

36:42It's hardly summery weather at the moment I don't know what the latest is with the weather mail But North Northland's getting absolutely hit In the last sort of two, three days They reckon heavy rain for the next few days North Island predominantly She's a Kiwi summer God, I know Our school holidays two miles Yeah, weather's really turning it on For the school holidays and for your kids Oh Honestly, you need an advent calendar For Christmas and an advent calendar To win school starts Actually, you're right You're shut out to your younger son Miller He's just, what's he just lost? Oh, he's shut out Miller Lost his first tooth for the first tooth There you go First tooth What done? What done son? You're close to becoming a man Take my man So, does the tooth fairy still come? Yeah, it's tooth fairy still comes Yep And what does he get it? Probably at a hundred dollar pricey card Do you like any? Yeah But also inflation Fair enough Fair enough But I tell you what Better weather in some parts of Australia But a couple of boat bunnies Rick, my f**king m**k, you go

37:42boat bunnies Now, Creature's actually a movie It's actually a troll This is not this particular story But this is very similar Yeah Well, this one's not as tragic as the movie Based on real life, which is called what Open water Yeah Where that couple went diving Yeah And they came up that all the boats were gone Oh They had a take in the mouth And that doesn't even well for them No No, no, no, no, I mean, yeah Without giving too much away Yeah, yeah No, it's more like this from old Kreechi here No, fair enough to But these Aussie divers It could have happened to them But they got very, very lucky Have a listen A beautiful day on the water Diving and fishing Takes a just stressing turn The f**k is the boat Oi The boat It's come off anchor Which now I thought that the boat had sank So I was looking around for it And then that was when Riali said Like, oh Like what do we do here? It's probably the Diver's worst nightmare losing their vessel

38:43Ryan Chapman and a friend Stranded yesterday Three and a half kilometers of Mandari Oh no way They see another boat But it's a kilometer away Oh With no other option All right, can we just try some closer to him, right? Yeah And then we'll go An hour and a half after first entering the water They're spotted Yes, please But they're still there Today, Ryan Chapman is pinching himself Like all jokes aside It could have gone terrible It could have been a lot worse than it actually was That sentiment echoed by rescuer Tani Forstar Yeah, a lot of swear words If I can't really For men have since realised they made two major mistakes yesterday Not securing the anchor with the correct knot And diving without a skipper on board If you are going to go out without a decky Make sure you know how to tie knots, I guess So Oh yeah, he has only a point I reckon I don't know if they've learned from that

39:44It's like going on there, right? Yeah Um, so Absolutely a couple of boat idiots there And this one here So a fishing competition Now Mal's last year you called him Alan I did I mean extraordinary Yeah First go First go First go Within an hour Within an hour Yeah You'd hooked him Alan Yeah But imagine you'd hooked him Alan Or just before you got it to the boat You lost it By that would be worse nightmare And there are many moments when I was like You know, we'd struck that mal We brought it up We brought it close That it could have easily come off I know, like the story here The man is going viral online For catching a massive fish Not once But twice after it slipped back Into the water on the Gold Coast Video shows the moment he drops The 16 kilogram Wahoo Before he too takes a tumble Into the ocean Yes Oh, he's dropped it He's now being praised on social media

40:44With one user suggesting the impressive catch Can be counted twice He lost it That he actually dived in and got it Extraordinary Yeah You can see it by yourself By texting boat to 3520 Right bounce back That's right That's right Can you see my Marlon Yeah Can you see his Marlon the key word We'll come back And we'll get that one too Yeah For your Marlon the right Yeah Okay Let's do it We'll have another bounce back for you Yes Let me set that up for you And people wonder what a producer does That's all I do That's all I do Boat bunnies over summer What did you lose over summer Maybe you lost a first the one that got away Maybe you lost your boat Maybe had some difficulty on a boat ramp Launching a boat all that sort of thing We are talking about boat bunnies Now create you'd set the some The couple of stories to find We'll look at actually this guy That lost his first in the fishing comp It's texting boat 3520 That's the one Boat To 3520 That's B-L-A-T Yeah And something that mulsed it Which we've worked out muls

41:46End of Fairblast year Yeah Not fun, it's not nearly a year Court of Marlon Yeah Have a listen Andrew Mulligan On a crusade to catch a Marlon The mulsing You've done it You've done it I believe it Aaron was just unbelievable as a skipper You were encouraging You were too busy today So I got through a couple of years He's I had an unbelievable time Mulsing you got a Marlon I can't believe it I'm overcome with emotion It still needs to the boat boat Oh is it? Oh hey buddy Mate thank you so much I've tagged you, your mind But you can go back into the wild, my friend Damn what's the weight estimate as a Good handy Yeah Least a hundred kilos And unbelievable day How good Amazing Muls Text Marlon to 3520 It's got to set up Yeah, I got to set up You've got to see it If you want to see the vert It's all there If you want to see the vert Marlon to 3520 Yeah That was your first time I mean you're not liking me You're not first showing your fishermen at all I love going out Yeah But honestly You win out That was so easy So easy So easy

42:47Stripey as well Was it a stripey guy Was it hard yackers? Yeah it was hard Did you ever feel like You were going to lose it? Yeah many times I don't think we'd hooked it Quite probably in the mouth I think There's a term for it Bryce would know if he was here But I can't remember what it is But we got lucky I got lucky So I mean some go their whole lives Yeah I don't know what they're doing I mean they're out constantly I did within like an hour Marlon to 3520 for that inspo That's right The Morning Rumble We work with Jay and Dunc Those not for radio guys were the way bigger podcast First one for 2026 Watch as two producers battle it out for your entertainment What's the You always say First is Producer Wars Oh boy the first war The first battle The first challenge How good for 2026 How good is this We got Kreech, our new producer

43:49He's getting sus Getting ready to go Up against producer Merch Producer Wars Used to the I mean Morning Boys For a star Morning guys Of course you used to take on Ryan, didn't you Merch Yeah and he was too easy to take on Yeah I don't know maybe Maybe we're upping the competition this time, right? Yeah, you've had the old bull Now you've got the young calf And the old calf What's missing You've got the young calf in here He's in the room He's on the bed He's on the button Now Merch, you've seen the blues rugby team do this in training And you see they weren't doing it probably No What is that? So they're challenging Funnily enough the blues had it wrong They posted up a post on their Instagram It's called Leigh Grisley To the way this works is Two people Your life fled on the back On your back Sort of had to have Top and tailing it Yeah, gotcha And then you need to lift your inside leg up Yes Lock them And it's a wrestle between your two legs

44:49You're trying to essentially roll the other person over And work your leg I can see that now You can watch it for yourself by texting leg To 3520 Nice Now I'm interested to move of creature there I'm instantly taking out Myself from any competition After snapping my quadriceps tendon My legs are not even worthy of like walking at the moment But miles isn't your brace off You could just as a What a warm-up for your knee Yeah, I can tell you guys It's with it It's with it And it looks like a drumstick Oh, you said this one out of miles Yeah You can come and turn So here we go boys You can already It's naturally look like You've done your stretching Yeah, I have I look like a flamingo that skit leg day Mitch is going to destroy me Well, a leg day was on Sunday And I'm still quite stiff and sore So All right Here we go All right, Malsie, take it away And what the boy's doing Now they're getting into position They're lying down as Mitch described Top and tailing as it were

45:50Hip side-by-side Now you need to put your inside legs up Oh, they go Yeah, up they go And oh, I know I think I think creature's cramping I think it's naturally Okay, here we go Now they've locked it in Encles are matched to get in Three, two, one, go Oh, look at them go They're having hair And now they're just It looks like an arm wrestle Oh, oh Creech Creech has yielded Creech has been turned over Oh, man Oh, I just spanked him Oh, I guess Oh, an absolute demolition job By you, much Well done, mate Thank you very much Wow Should we have another go and film it Yeah This should be just a movie film Yeah, I don't know I don't know It's not really worthy I think it's even worthy for an Insta story This one's This one's a joy It's one of the board producers Yeah, I even did a little Toot By During Yeah, I was There's no smell There's no smell You know that

46:50Speechless I thought it was a Yelp There was a Yelp in there as well This one's Creech have disqualified Wow I want to rematch Next week I reckon now There's a text come in Now versus match I reckon you'd beat match Do you reckon? Yeah, I reckon No, I remember when I tried to crush that Watermelon between my thighs And I couldn't even No What are you talking about? Yeah I don't know what you're talking about Miles has got a dog injury story for us next I just A dog story yesterday, Miles No, you go unfurror So I had a story I went to New York Like enough to go to New York On my break for New Year's Eve Because my daughter flies for condos So we got friends and family over there Friends and family flights Sorry stand by So we got to go there And I went to a Broadway show Into the Michael Jackson show Lining it up to get into the Michael Jackson show They're in front of us Of my wife and I was I thought it was a baby at first But it was a poodle In a pram

47:51That this person was wheeling into a Broadway show My wife heard the story yesterday I said Yeah, no, I'm no fan either She said you forgot to mention the Love Dole was dressed up Like a baby I'm gonna ask you that Was it correct? Yeah, yeah Clothes on and everything Yeah, had like a little baby's bonnet No It's true Like you think I'm making this up No, I believe you I couldn't believe what I was seeing And they let this poodle into the Broadway show Poodles are up there with chihuahas Oh, you're terrible Just terrible But emotional support animals That's what it's classified as That's how it got led in It got a better seat than you It did Yeah, you got dog That's because Roger's is cheap I got the check To be fair, I did buy the cheapest tickets But still expensive Still expensive, you are right, Roger But Miles, you've got a completely different dog story Yeah, so our our old neighbor friend of ours Bex she uh She was taking her dog for a walk last week Yeah Um, and she Got caught up in like When you know in dogs

48:51You're taking them out for a walk And they meet each other There are some of each other's butts Or they get their backup And unfortunately for her Yeah, the heckles Unfortunately for her, her dog got heckles bad And she didn't quite So what is that to get their backup Like an heckles When they just start growling Oh yeah, that's like kind of a tutorial Yeah, yeah Bounding over Yeah, yeah, yeah That's what they call the heater And so She wasn't quite holding the leash right Apparently And the dog lunged a ran And the the leash Yanked her finger out of his socket No Breaking her finger And swelling up so much That she had to go to hospital Obviously And in hospital um It was a finger that had rings on it Oh no And the fire service Had to come in And cut Her rings off her finger Like wedding ring engage with things So exciting Not the ring finger The finger beside her That had rings on it So they didn't have the correct equipment At the hospital

49:51To I don't think so They're dealing with her rings And it was all down to the dog Yeah So that's not outrageous Terry, their dog Yeah, it wasn't Terry, her finger Yeah Her rider Oh I forgot to tell I forgot to tell Bex I was telling a store in the radio So Bex, thank you so much for Yeah, yeah For letting me do that without your consent Yeah, well, she can't She can't flip the birdies That is That finger is hanging on by three So she can't ring you with those fingers No Oh no Oh my god I don't have a wrong phone Textin3520 How's your dog injured you How has your dog injured you Let us know in this morning Because I'm no fan of dogs I actually hilariously laugh at those So you see them on social Instagram It's amazing to me Yeah, of the dogs that just take off And drag their owners behind them Yes Yes That's so funny No You don't get dragged by a chihuahua Yeah If you had a poodle or a chihuahua A sausage dog or something Yeah And that's your only use for those two breeds That I can think of

50:52There is Oh, well, I wouldn't There is No, a less Well-fitting name for a roger than big dog Yeah Yeah, it's so true He's the opposite Oh, I know Oh, I know the rog phone How has your dog injured you Let us know Oh, I know the rog phone 3520 Mel's been injured before We can get to that next as well Yeah, my butt cheeks got grated On the concrete because of my sister's dog Excellent Well, that was wasn't that an other injury Yeah I'm sticking around Yeah, there we are Massive, listen Mel's a male The rog's morning rumble Mel's your friend Bex Dog took off on her And she was holding the lead And he took off And Disappointed her fingers Broke her finger Broke her fingers Head to head, the fire service coming And to A&E And like Get one of those little Grind a little skilled soil Grind the things that they've got And take the ring off Oh, we must destroy the ring

51:52One does not simply walk into a mortar There's a lot of the rings There's a lot of the rings We asked him to rush out We asked him to rush out Not to do as many movie We have told him And this has been, I think, the third one Well, I know It's like that I get, see I know Mel has not seen any movie He says he doesn't get them back here No But Mel, we want to know Has your dog injured you And what happened? Well, I told the story towards him The last year but I was walking my sister's dog Pepper, she's a very energetic black lab Get's very excited And there's this walk around my house It had sort of been raining a bit Slip pretty down the slope And she just took off And I had the lead around my hand And so, yeah, I just proceeded to sort of My feet came under me And I was wearing these very thin Gym leggings And as I sort of My ass cheeks hit the ground And grated and broke the The legging material And grated my butt cheek You were wearing arseless chaps Mel, just be honest

52:53All you want is all of this I was guilty So I had these graces on my chest How did they go? Oh, fun They're all good Well, well Yeah, yeah, yeah Have you tensed chaps to 352's? No, we're not You can see Mel wearing them Well, we do have some texts Has your dog injured you? Yeah, I was about seven My dog went to jump across a cattle stop Yanked me off my bike And I landed on my head And my helmet shattered That's why you wear Helmets, kids, that's what's bad Oh, that's good Dog took off from me as well Dislocated my finger But I put it back together Myself while I was in the ANE waiting room Oh, well Large dog ran with a stick in his mouth And hit my wife's forearm with it Squashed the sheath That the tendon is meant to run through And the wife needed surgery Same sort of surgery for RSI Oh no, unbelievable And having my dogs on my left hand

53:55I stepped in a hole Fell over my dogs keep going Which in turn pulled my wrist forward Not only breaking my hand But stretching all but one Ten of the tenons of my wrist And the last one tore that's from Jennifer Oh my lord There's so many more necks Has your dog injured you? No, I had to rock phone 352's zero as well This is tough to hear Someone's texting chicks Is it a badge back? Is it crutch? I don't know what that's going to give you How's your dog injured you? I mean, who did rock phone? Texting 352's zero I mean, I knew this would blow up miles Because a lot of the rock listeners Of course, you listening have dogs And your dog has injured you Absolutely Simon says my wife was walking Our bull mast of cross Now a big strong dog My wife weighs about 55 kg And some ducks caught Obi-Wan Kenobi's eye As a fun play thing He slipped through a bridge rail

54:56Taking my wife's arm with him Breaking bones in a forearm I got a cord to come rescue here She was pretty much passed out on the grass After valiantly managed to tether him to the rail Wait, was it dog's name Obi-Wan Kenobi? Yes That's so cool Sick As a teenager I was on a skateboard Going past a guy walking a rottie And as I went past I thought it had tried to knit me When in fact, in that split second And it had bitten through my cargo shorts And ripped a decent oval hole Out of my leg About 20 ml deep, 50 by 30 ml wide I only realised further down the row When blood was trickling down my leg Along with my nerves Like tissue hanging out No And he realised when his pups sped out a lump of my leg Oh yeah Oh Yeah, that tastes gross And Robby says I asked my girlfriend to hold the dog While I helped her get out Dog took off chasing a duck Dragged her and drew a pond She came out all covered in mud and duck poop She is right

55:57Not quite an injury Not an injury, Mel But you used to have a dog, didn't you? Yeah, Iris She's now my brother's problem Yeah, what happened to Iris? You loved this story Iris had terrible anxiety problems Why? So we have any gurgoo dogs, Iris to play? And she would get terrible diarrhea And I came home one day And she had stood in it And proceeded to jump all over the bed On the couch And then yeah, shortly after that my My brother came and saved the day So she's some... She's all good now Did you catch that one, Pepa? Pepa Iris, Iris, Iris, yeah, I saw her over the brakes She's doing good She's doing good She's no more anxiety No, no, she's no longer with you Yeah, she's no longer with you There's no being dormant There's so many people being injured by dogs I know, I know, chill, we come back Adam says Yeah, it's not absolutely, we come back But Adam says ACC Around 20,000 claims on average per year 15 to 20 million payouts Because we love our dogs, yeah

56:57And has your dog injured you? Well, what a surprise So many texts We had to come back, Miles Studio 352, zero, some terrible injuries That your dogs have done to you My young golden retriever jumped up under my chin She's just smacked my bottom teeth Against the top teeth Chipped half of my front teeth off She's... Roddy bolded my aunties as another text After she's seen He wasn't that big Minutes later, ran over Mum Put her back out just before the night of my 30 If Mum was bedbound Missed the whole night What was she getting Mum? And Lee bent down to pat my dog And it jumped up at the same time Broke my nose and had two black eyes Now Wayne, to wrap it up here Wayne, what sort of dog have you got? Mum had an F-Gan Hound An F-Gan Hound I took it up the road for a walk I put the lead around my wrist He saw a dog up the top of the road Make me took off I was dragged

57:58All the way up L-Ford Street No, L-Ford Street It's like a hundred metres No, Wayne I was scorched, I was ripped to pieces How big are these F-Gan Hounds? Bigger than a Greyhound Yeah, and strong I took it You're a beautiful dog You're a fast dog too I've just Googled an F-Gan Hound You know, I was expecting something like a Rotweeler Or a Master of D'Raggy A hundred metres There's a huge, but I'll tell you what They look like they use, like, head and shoulders Lushes Lushes, hand See this, right? One of these dogs One of these dogs looks like Fabio It's like the yellow, it's like Yeah, look at that, it looked like a wig Wayne, how'd you get your hands on an F-Gan Hound? My mum used to breed them Mum used to breed the dogs So we were common with that Gans

58:58And this one It was a beautiful dog When he saw an F-Gan, he was gone Did you wax a nibbier on this dog? Nibbier mate, I was scorched, I was ripped to pieces And how old were you, Wayne? I was only 11 No, Wayne Just only 10 years ago, Wayne I couldn't stop it I could not stop the dog Man, that is, what a way to wrap this up, Wayne We'll get you a prize, mate Thank you so much, Vinclo Vinclo, I'll give you a minute Hey, thanks so much This has been the Morning Rumbles show highlights To hear our off-year chat, check out the list of the podcast feed Rover, music, radio, podcasts