ON-AIR SPECIAL 🥵 - Rogue Mel Letting Loose

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Valentine's Day is right around the corner and thanks to Adult Toy Megastore. We're helping you get them a rose They really Well, I like that sound It's important to brush your teeth Hi Mal Hi Mal We've celebrating in the lead up to Valentine's Day, which is a Saturday if you guys had forgotten Yep, and Adult Toy Megastore they've come to the party and they gave me a bunch of roses some special roses Roses that last They've been giving these away. Not like a box of chocolates. No, no, these are like a delicate rose-shaped adult toy. Yeah, they're very They're very well designed Dimension wise some of the U-mails I've got his modes as well Less than three inches wide is that three inches wide waterproof and they last as well No, I'm neither of those Okay, but yesterday we we kicked it off worth, you know how horror dates maybe for Valentine's Day or how you found out your partner was cheating on the

1:04Classic, that was light and light and fun. So today I thought maybe Romantic injuries We can start with that. So date injuries Yeah, maybe you're experimenting with some hot sauce and burn yourself I'm just gonna say at once and and it's early. No banjo string Okay, no No, yeah, don't want them. No, I said you're not going to want it Can I ask that Mel or anyone actually not just Mel But I mean you're the one who's bought this up, but hot sauce and food in the bedroom Oh see I told this on a podcast once but try it once and Um, yeah, no not the hot sauce. It was just a jar of you know sexual sauce and what the hell is sexual Body sauce or whatever you want to put body no, it's chocolate body sauce. Yeah, you meant to lick it off Put the D in the jar and then

2:06And then So no injuries Like it I even know how to tell these stories Now you did it so well you whacked a day in chocolate sauce and the jar like that off Do they sell or do they sell Patriot dishes for me? I'm sure they do I'm sure they looked it off. That's what she said. She said looked it off. It's meant to be looked. Yeah Hard stuff at danger injuries We're going now. There's a hell of a new tip top and it was yummy Three five two zero date injuries Honestly Some will yeah, I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure the listener wants to know Mal you're you're running the cutter on this one

3:08Yeah, I don't think I should be though Honestly what now from this what mouse there before I don't know. Yeah, don't go We have to text podcasts and you can also the show later on three five two zero But Mal Mal had it go wrong with with chocolate Yes, chocolate dipping a sauce. Yes. I said used to we talk romantic injuries And I said maybe it was with some hot chocolate sauce. You know that people like to experience now just on you again Sorry, quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do this but I am intrigued because yeah because we were so flammox Real fed are the mind stuff Now was there an injury because this was hot no it wasn't it was I mean it wasn't even really an injury It just got very sticky. I think it's called cocklet That's on you brice I Ain't got no

4:09Was it one Diff in your out? You can't double double You can't have another one coming there it depends what you're into if you want a double dip No, but you could only have one person per jar. Yeah. Yeah We're talking romantic injuries I'd be if I put it to the list of now. Do you want me to keep asking? I know the answer Let's get Karen Karen Karen get a mate. How are you? Good morning. How are you really good? So good. So we're talking romantic injuries Take it away Oh, yeah, well, I mean, I've been married nearly three years and back in the day You try all sorts of fun stuff and whatnot. Yeah, and I bought it some edible undies And it was extremely hot night and You know after a few giggles because he looked absolutely hideous because back in those days They had little ties, you know, I like sort of I don't know something you were in hospital

5:10So was he wearing them to see wearing them? Yeah, yeah It's all about me not him And he was he was wearing them and every few giggles, you know getting a little bit intimate and then Yeah, tried to get them off and they were literally stuck to his gear Like literally stuck And we couldn't get them off and it was, you know, I'm laughing and he's just like horrified And he's not having to go into the shan with him. They'll just scrub them off That's That's a real mood killer Melvin into a skin Yeah, all over all over with gear I feel like they're those fruit roll-ups you get when you're a kid, you know, they're like Exactly, did you like some off? I tried but of course it's packed and it's like yeah, they are like roll-ups and exactly what they went like, but they just stuck to them I remember I had to say we've never tried that again. That's such a good story Karen. Thank you Thank you so much. Would you like to try a rose one of these rose adult mega-sorting? I would absolutely love to

6:16You're gonna want to carry those happy Valentine's day Thank you Thanks for sharing Karen Just made me think edible undies Remember when I went away on holiday roach and I came back and I gave Leah Panapa who was on the show a pair of edible undies And I just think today in 2026 wouldn't be appropriate if you give a female staff member edible undies, is it? No absolutely not okay with it So you're an absolute outlier Yeah, yeah, I don't know who's gonna eat them off me You're so sweet Let's do it. Oh, there's we better get there's so many text miles which we can get This has been the morning rumbles off air not for max podcast catch up on the show highlights updated daily in the feed Rover music radio podcasts you