ON-AIR 🟢- Mel Kisses Armpits

0:00This is a podcast from Rover The Morning Rumble podcast because you can't afford a band expander in your car It is the morning rumble three past six morning to you welcome along to a Wednesday morning miles morning to you morning garage Yes, good morning Bryce is back today. You had to take off yesterday with a sick little time. Well, yeah, I subbed out didn't I after Worked one hour. Yeah, you did. Oh, yeah, no, you're here for an hour. Yeah, yeah on a stay. What an hour on this Day's work the best hour to head see if you say yeah my little mate Tyson's not well He's got this order immune thing going on for about nine weeks or so now and so it's There's another trip to starships. I think it's everybody at Starship the bloody legends there So yeah, and then thanks to Creech Sudden for me say I appreciate it mate, but I'm you crazy So Creech thanks team right stuff always a pleasure. Yeah morning to you Mitch as well Morning team. How's it going? Good. Well, this this this story quite disturbing from you male just now Research right away for like half a show. You've got this bizarre research

1:04It's popped up. It's saying that male underarm sweat Can potentially enhance a woman's mood it's something to do with this compound sounds and male underarm sweat And when you put it on the female upper lip Well, how does this come about and how did someone research this? I know they put They had all these female participants. They got some of the perspiration from I don't know some males Yeah, and they applied it to their lips and all of a sudden really happy woman And you know new year new male a miles. We've been talking about this. I have I've been pumping her up I've been telling her that she needs to approach this year with an open mind. You said yeah, don't sweat the small stuff So maybe I've got to give it a go Maybe you can sweat some get a little bit of sweat put my lips to the pits You want me to do this next one member of the morning rumbles. I'm gonna see if this actually works Have we got any hinder lips of an angel? Should I have a go we're you're not going there more?

2:06I walk to work. I'm a bit sweaty. Well, that could work in my favor. All right Well, I know Someone who's always sweaty. It's me Now we'll try next I miss I miss half a show Welcome back sweet Yeah, it's early Bryce takes a couple hours off a show and yeah here you're back at work today You've got a sick kid at home Bryce Wednesday morning male at the story at six. Mal just reiterate what it is again Research indicating that exposure to male underarm sweat can positively influence women's mood and hormonal balance So they reckon applying male sweat to your upper lip makes you happy So I thought make male happy. I'm gonna give it a go. It really reeks of it reeks. Sorry And it reeks that a man has come up with a fight. Oh

3:08One hundred percent. I mean males and I will like we don't have to do this This is one of those things Which is ironic that we're mansplaining this but this is one of those things that you just see on Instagram As some sort of mean usually you might see it to another fellow. We're not classic This might make them happy It's not a thing that you would ever think they've been out He's I'm not mean is sure Mel was like who's um but do I Didn't want a bar of it You're not going to your lips aren't coming anywhere Where do I put my lips? What a match have you just If I open my eyes it'll all be over, right? Okay, so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna put my lips to your pits Because it worked for these female participants They said they were least tense and more relaxed

4:09Yeah, there's a good chance that I'd say I don't know Why don't you dare be finger 20% of our audience are listening right now. Yeah, I like you're not I'm doing it at a peak time. Oh Waste of conti all right, so here she's off. Okay, so so here you go So I'll put my arm just shirtless She was this is so weird. Okay, so there you go Malgo and she's No, no, no So roach head is I'm above his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll be straight into the middle of the It's not as bad as I thought my love has been in far worse places I'm happy I want to make me happy

5:11You know early early stages. How do you feel? I feel like a new woman Yeah, you must have you must have absolute growth on that time So the lag What a way to do welcome back bris coming up on the morning rubble I just want to do make of it. Oh pretty good Put your shirt back on I want it to you now we'll get your 10 minutes. We'll get it sink in and we'll come back We'll revisit this Mal how are you feeling great song to play actually because started the show 6 a.m. This morning you had a story about what I came across a new research That indicates that male underarm sweat Compositively influence a woman's mood and hormonal balance. Where are you? Where is your algorithm leading? Yeah, I found it on Instagram. So I thought must be true So gave it a go this morning and Do you know it popped up on my Instagram algorithm last night? What was that? What's that mouse? Mal getting a facial What have you been looking at?

6:12Yeah, so people's algorithms are cooked Yeah, but yeah, I thought I'd put this to the test and I put my lips in your pets rog You didn't you didn't need to know we go Oh, there's a way for the show you say a little fella's been you know in and out of the stasha with the thing going on Yeah, I come in and then I look around rog's got no shoot on Yeah, it's very quick to take that off And then and then this I mean, here's just a little snapshot of him. Have a listen Oh, I'm just shirtless She was this is so weird. Okay, so there you go now. I got it and she's She actually You know early early stages. How do you feel? I feel like a new woman You you you must have absolute growth on that Oh So it's something in the sweat Yeah, yeah, that positively impacts a woman's mood prices looking at me very you guys can tell already look how happy I am

7:17Yeah, yeah, I'm a change woman. You dad brain power on your glands Uh, before every show now you've got Roger's sweat on your lips Yeah, and you said my motto this year should be don't sweat the small stuff Exactly, just put just put small stuff So Text lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, three five two zero was filmed That's up the ads. It's done now. It's going well. It's try it one and done Uh, look, I love slippery dick I love the fact I love the fact So why do you do that morning rumble podcast produce the Ryan morning mates morning Although not our producer anymore. No, that's the right Roger. You don't like change I'm assuming you're going to keep calling me producer Ryan at least till 2028 What's your official title? What do we call you Brad's bitch? Correct. Yeah, it's in my email signature. Yeah, it's his Brad's bitch And then that line thing or that Tiger King meme. It's my head with Yeah, on a leash. No, um, what's happened with your your car? So I was involved in a car crash last week. Yeah, trying to oh, hey, you're right. Yes. No good. Yeah. I'm okay

8:23And my car was not okay. Did you? Uh, did you know it's activated? It's good to have you I was I was pulling out of a car park going into another car park and a car coming around a corner did not see me Boom. Oh, have you guys been on the car crashing? Yeah, yeah, you have I have yeah I got we got hit by a drunk driver and they didn't take a corner out of the Calorie tunnel And just keep going straight went straight into I sprayed my ribs Yeah, I got out of the car and I was I ripped it and that ray there a adrenaline rate ripped off his Reve has winged me ripped it off his car and threw it at him and then Just had to had to hold me back. Yeah, yeah, cuz I could smell the booze. He was so drunk. Yeah, I could smell the boo I was like And it's funny what happens when you do get involved in the car crash So she came into a car. She's going sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry

9:24Yeah, it's just like it's a shock just shaking like being like But then you do the classic take a photo of their license do the insurance details all that sort of stuff Yeah, right, but um, so the car is getting fixed. It's gonna be a couple of weeks away Okay, but at the moment I've been given a little red Toyota Acqua. Oh barbie girl Yeah How do you feel driving around in an aqua how a masculinity is an aqua? So a masculinity, but miles surprisingly peepee Yeah, yeah, but I must be going through a terrible round of a driving form or something because coming into work today Yeah, I nearly had another crash in the courtesy car You almost crashed the courtesy car No way Sort of wasn't focusing on what I was doing in the aqua just trying to duck my head down and shame driving this thing Um, and looked up and you're re-ended someone on the motor

10:24But you would not I reckon you aren't the first person to nearly well you didn't crash it But I reckon there's so many listing who would have also crashed the courtesy car. You can't be the only one It would be so good to double down and be like oh, sorry Yeah, because the exes for the courtesy car is 750. Oh, yeah, someone must have crashed a courtesy car You've crashed your own car. You've got the courtesy car and you crashed it as well. No, you're right. Let us know Oh, I know the rock phone you can also text in three five two zero How long have you got the how long are you driving a vagina around for? And that's rich coming from your electric vagina the e-brile You're literally inside a dolphin I'm a b-y-d dolphin can I say Ryan also very peppy Well, why are we here? Crash your car and also your courtesy car as well or similar to my yes text from Dylan my friend got crashed into in his Toyota

11:27Korea van Got it fixed on the day picked it up. He got crashed into again What are the chances? Not a courtesy car by my mate was a panel beta right they're just finished a car and took it for a drive Oh, they do because they got to just mechanics do that too I often wonder if that ever happens with mechanics when they take it for a spin around this right of course Pulled out in heavy traffic got T-bone by someone driving down the medium And my ex employee crashed my will has work you just got it ridden off right got a rental you And he crashed at the following night. That's with Sean. That's exactly what we're after Sean. Yeah, thank you Wanting to know if you've done the same you've you've crashed your car then you crashed the courtesy car Or maybe your mate's car one you borrowed There's one there's a couple of just comes through miles textin three five two zero Sean another Sean says an old workmate traveling to the west coast rear ended a car toner boat Rick the boat the car toner and the work vehicle He finally got to the coast after a couple of long days drove the rental off the side of a mountain on the way back

12:32Not naming name But his nickname became crash Robinson And then another one I crashed the courtesy car that my dad had after messing his car I open up like a can opener All the way down one side on a gate hinge wasn't even on my learners So for insurance purposes dad had to tell everyone it was him It's from Shelley People are countless absolute battle is out there be careful Moles is your mum's whole past No, what's the better you tell your mum what's off The morning ruffle podcast Gonna go from car crashes to bike crashes this morning And as you said Bryce say you found the story overnight a real story here real case of karma Instant karma Is it what I send this on last night quite happily to All of you And it's you know everyone catches everything on their cameras these days That's obviously one of the great pleasures and downfalls Project cons But old mate's got his camera out and he's actually got a massive Instagram following himself

13:34And he's watching he's filming Old mate comes through on a bike that's clearly stolen because there's a bit of a police chase And out of nowhere Bumper female cop just absolutely smokes the sky for his bike But as he comes off the bike you'd think that that was a good enough video itself Of course But his finger When he falls off the bike after getting tackled goes into the spoke at full pace Serve them right Oh man, but it didn't just break his finger Fingers gone Yes, have a listen here. Oh boy Police moving on a reported stall and e-bike as the female copper Chase his fucking head off and get his finger wrapped up in the back of the f***ing bike are you kidding Wifeguards plot with some heavy artillery and the paramedics Offer him the green whistle, but I think he's more interested in the glass Barbie the circus is definitely in town today. It's all thanks to this Another hour goes by and the paramedics have to remove his finger and he has no one else to put in the finger But the paramedics f***ing bin Of course he's kidding

14:35The e-bike is not in a good state and that'll probably be going to the tip Alongside old mates even f***ing stupid f***ing finger So re-sprose is the page which is actually it's a great account I follow it anyway, which is how I saw the story in the door a lot of great content But if you want to see anybody out you can text the word finger just three five two zero Hector instant calm. That's it's worse and it's worse. That is the exact bike I have Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, no you've given how long have you had your e-bike miles about three years now? Yeah, how often do you ride it? Not often more not now my legs bang probably could actually I just don't can't pedal Remember when you and Roger went riding together Yeah, I put them in my Miller seat My now six-year-old would sit And Roger's actually smaller than that Miller's outgrown it but Roger can still fit in there and then where'd go for cruises? We did it was great fantastic. It was awesome So yes as you said brice finger three five two zero go and check that one out But you know, I'm not doing finger injury shots

15:37This guy this guy lost his finger. I know that's where Roger wants to go Yeah, I left yesterday and in the car on the way home. Yeah, Roger talking about his fingers And we'll come stop miles and mail some great attacks on him. I'm thinking you plus a bike Oh, yeah, this guy is finger when in the back wheel at pace. Yeah, spoke bang Fingergone lost it. Yeah, you plus a bike. What did it equal? What happened? Can we compete New Zealand? Oh Clayton good. I made Yeah, they're going Clayton goods, but I guess not so good for you what happened No, so I had I had a BMX when I was a kid and it had all the the stunt pegs and everything and I thought I was the Hebs look these knees and was popping a wheel in In front of my show and off to my friends and I hadn't done the front wheel up properly So the front wheel came off and the Falk stuck into the ground and catapulted me face first into the gravel Cheers Clayton

16:38Jealous teeth did you scrape your face at what happened? Uh, so I had gravel racial over my face and broke my nose Yeah, now something clad in something Brice very similar. Yeah, yeah But winging a dead to come like he fixed my bike and to come watch me doing wheelies. Yeah, it was just like Sure Anyway, I'm right there with you. I'm with your dad I'm at the end of the school holidays like you. Yeah, I'm over it Clayton had been in charge of fixing my bike and you obviously just hadn't done it I don't know whether it had bears or what I got out there to do the wheelie and like you as I was mid-willy I saw my wheel roll off in front of Are you going? It's terrifying act terrifying the wheel in front of you. Yes. You know you're screwed Yeah, I can honestly I can picture it now. I was like seven or eight. I remember looking down going At and time still still and then my face ate the wrong You could now Clayton Yeah, yeah, I think so Mostly you're not looking like that thing off the goonies

17:40Rearranging He's the beast part of the movie He is the best part of the movie here We should we should hook up and I'll give you a dub Will you give me a dub? I love to see you guys pop wheelie Yeah, right in unison like some sort of half-time show at a sports event Rad Amazing Clayton. Thanks so much for your call though Just what we wanted Few text emails we can come back and get to some more too. There's heaps coming through. Yeah You're in a bike. What did it equal three five two zero? Let's see. Have you ever been a bike guy? Yeah, I well of course What is it what exactly does it make? Well, I had a 50cc motorbike when I was on the farm. Yeah Dominated that yeah Well, I I became it was like me and the bike were the same really. I was that good at riding the Weasel Keneval Remember when he did all this chat. Yeah, and then and then we got Ben Townley

18:41One about greatest motorbike riders So let's have a look for that Absolute motocross legion Ben Townley Because Ben Townley actually sent a voice message about what he saw that day She's my memory is good when I want it to be Let's get Ben Townley's message about roach Thank you. It's the word dangerous And there's a ability on a motorbike Yeah, yeah, see soon you start doing about how you and a motorbike are at one 50 cc 50 cc motorbike and do you just tell stories about he jumped a jump a river or something? Yeah, jump the river. Yeah A river yeah, yeah, which river oh creek Oh From river to creek he rode through a puddle Yeah, a gusser Well, so I mean when the chairs first came up, yeah, and then Ben Townley Who's an absolute legend obviously in New Zealand one of the great motocross Former world champion at motocross and supercross the great listener. Yeah, the rumble and he when he heard that is guys like

19:44Is he okay great let's get in the race They then had a little race Rogers horrific Fell off within the first lap, but he he seen me this voice message. I just want to play you a couple of these I do it. So this is Ben Townley. Yeah, talking about when roach rolled up with all of roaches beautiful confidence He got all his gear on suited up And then did a flat shot on the car park And then we were heading out to the actual track and he runs filing out there through the gate And he pulls up the side of me and he goes Man, I feel lethal lethal Goes on to save us made I've heard a few things in my life when people are learning to ride Like I'm shutting my pants man. I'm nervous Oh, I don't know about this, but I've never heard someone go Oh, I mean, I feel lethal Oh, roach see that and then it wasn't down by the first

20:56Now I slipped off the seat and landed heavily on the bar result my ball bags twisted round each other worst pain in my life Me and a bike that equal 200 stitches in my chin and inside my mouth when I ate the driveway Folded my bottom lip down over my chin split air to air on the inside of my mouth several surgeries and big bed You'd never know. Oh my god. That's for Joker Another neck came off my bike when I was younger splintered my shin and it shoved under my knee cap Penny my leg in the right angle I went to parmy hospital parmy all day Go and got told it wasn't broken And tried to straighten it out long story short a week later Coal from the GP ended in two surgeries to fix it 18 weeks in a hip to toe cast I remember when I was young at the skate park Cesar Texon strafford and my mate and his older brother were going good till the older brother went to drop into the bowl

21:57Yeah, boy handle bars got twisted up and he ripped his sack open No, boy, lots of lots of blood didn't go the skate park for a long time after that Should do what happened? Oh, no, you know, you know, we should do yes. We should they just drop this down What happened to strafford? Yeah, I love naked about also we should do what happened at the skate park Oh, yeah, because so many kids are just and young adults and adults and everyone at the skate park over this period of time Yeah, yeah, you're right. Let's do this after seven because you took me skating brist didn't you once? Oh, that's such a stretch Talk to you It doesn't have to be this way A lot of you having your bikes at skate parks skate ramps and really I love seeing a busy skate park. Yeah, I love it I love that I wish you know a lot of council have done great jobs and getting skate parks But the more the merrier the more the you know, how diverse ridden we are as adults and kids are the more

23:00I reckon they're out there at the skate parks the better my 12 year old goes down there Most days before he broke his arm. Yeah, I know he's back. It was wrist and yeah, it's great community The older kids look after the younger kids keep an eye the adults skaters. They they're doing the same They help them out they teach them of course mate as a Um Our friend Aaron. He his little boy scout is a weapon Is skating like it's comps. Yeah, like proper weapon. Hi, but as I still skate says is dad So I love seeing man with dad and son going down there And you know, Rod you could have done that with your daughters Cuz cuz roach you're a skater boy I mean we're looking back a long time. We're going back 16 years 2010 we found the same people were playing Avril Levain Love Avril. It's been peak Avril This is two thousand and two we're still we're still we're still doing this job

24:00We're still doing stars. We're still doing stars. We're still doing stars. We're not much much. I was nine years old and nothing's changed You're still doing all right All right Skateboard tracks to mel snuffing roger's armpit Where did you just end it now Yeah, we do I don't know how it came about obviously we needed to fill a break Yeah, we took you down to where there was a little a little mini sort of half pipe Got a skateboard and said hey drop in brah You made him drop in a half pipe Yeah, but I wasn't even a big half pipe, but I think the thing was Malz-Mal that he Classic roach if I remember correctly. Yeah, had proclaimed that it can't be that hard And that skater cuz you know I will it's anyone who's tried it or knows it Skating is really underappreciated the skill level of what they do You're like that's wild that people can do that and if you don't know until you actually try something

25:03I think roach had classically Undersold their ability, but no, they're just losers They're just the druggies. They were who these drug the baggie I want to see that like get it off like get a job. I think you said you could have I would have um, I think You called them dope snuffers This doesn't even make see don't snuffers. Yeah, so we're like we'll give it a go Hey, do you tried skating before? No, I never never never tried it And the great thing about roger's he will give it a go and you can hear this was 2010 So the audio I mean you can hear it, but it's um, it's there. That's not as good as it used to be Have a listen here me in on it on the top very high from what I remember Brice Rimmers it wasn't very high. Have a listen Really Four three

26:07And he pretty much slid his whole way down the pipe to the middle is laying in a puddle of water Roger how you're feeling and what body part of sore my ass I'm not a stupid thing to do Well some of thirties then Well said now Well said Creech Chris a creature You're like a man who you know is George skating the they've been to the skate park. Yeah, you hear that. What do you think? I try and give it a go. I mean, I know This is the thing right. I think I give off that lock that I'm like a cool Yeah, you look like you look like you're still hacky sack Yeah, you look like you look like you're you're string up a slack lock Doesn't wrong with a hacky sack or a slack place Um, but you know look I've had a few injuries myself. I think she got four stitches on the bottom of my jewels The bottom of my trouble satchel Where I'm angel I was yeah, exactly. Helper. I well. I want to sound cool

27:09And so I was doing a kickflip but I was actually just trying to do an ollie Which is where you simply just jump up with the board under your feet I was trying to do that landed on the bottom of it. It went up bum credit card or tampon It's been called as well straight into the uh the area between the the cabin and the boulders And um and yeah, it had mostly the boulders four stitches required underneath there We tried it again. Of course not now What a dope sniffer You are a big deal aren't you? Yep Done the morning rumble podcast a lot of different stuff on the show this morning bike injuries skate park injuries and this actually And mal kissing a member of the morning rumble somewhere as well which you can text and lip 352's you know Uh, this is a bit this is actually a bike injury. This is a motorbike injury. I know this is Christmas Eve I am in my wife and my daughter grace

28:12Driving to gizmin on christmas Eve long drive. Yeah long drive through the y-wack at gorge If you don't know that's between a potarchy and gizmin is that the one that's shut currently? That's the gorge that's currently shut all the slips I was even driving through gizmin's Eve There's little rocks were falling down and had fallen down So I've never touched what I've never been in a car crash and I've never witnessed a crash or an accident No, I don't believe I have you've caused many You just wouldn't your soul blivious when you drive Yeah, so it had it was raining had been raining just had just stopped We're driving to gizmin through the gorge. We're going around a corner to heading to gizmin Coming the other way going to a potarchy middle of the gorge Motorcyclist we saw I witnessed it slid was going a bit too fast hit the wet and slid off she slid off her bike And career across the road who bike at the barrier she went under the barrier I like to see and I saw it like literally saw it. We were the first on the scene

29:12My wife and I leased in grace um first on the scene So we managed to pull in because you can't really pull in far there managed to pull into her like a little bit of a Shoulder thanks some else and And and we were the first on the scene so we're running over to her and she's not in good shape And she's just lying on his stomach helmet still on not making any noises. So um middle of the gorge No cell phone coverage everyone's panicking a bit So I try one one one and my phone hooked up to the satellite And some holding uh you have to get the phone in the right direction to get the satellite. So I remember what do you mean? I got given a new phone by my daughter long story short and it hooked up to the satellite Um, which my old phone didn't do yeah, and so I'm texting I'm glad I'm glad you held your arm up. Yeah, because I wouldn't have connected if you just had it down I had to I had to hold my arm up in the find the spot find the spot

30:12Don't move your own like you connected to the satellite if you moved a little bit to the left or right at your lost contact It is a feature of cell phone providers. Yeah, yeah, it finds that you can actually for emergency reasons Because there's no cell phone coverage so it immediately hooks to the satellite of its uh an emergency So I was texting one one one Why didn't you ring them wouldn't go through Go through what a predictive puts on something like So I had to was holding my phone up texting connecting to the satellite and one one one they Because my they got the location of my phone through the satellite So then they could then send um police officer Yeah, police officer at the end the fibergate turned up. So how long did you have to wait um The cop turned up within about 20 25 minutes But he didn't really do a lot good part of an hour before the fibergate turned up What are you doing the meantime with this poor girl that's injured traffic control because yeah, yeah We're on traffic control. Yeah, because people were going too fast. You see they come careering around a corner and there's

31:18This bike and people standing around and it was Yeah, so Guys I played a very small part in it you are you are hero but I mean Are we talking? We're talking New Year's on us Are we are we're talking uh kings berth We'll make this submission on your behalf right You'll humbly accept it. I was just first on the scene. I just did what anyone else would do. You are a hero That's you're always It is a banger as it was Um, how was she video as well? How was she? Well, she was When we were leaving the chopper was on the way and she You know, it's always if I believe flown to Waikato hospital With the injury so I heard I didn't hear anything bad after that So you think it's hopefully like hand on hard. I hope she's okay. Yeah, so nasty nasty thing to sing but good on you, mate

32:22Thanks to you. Yeah, good on you Witness an accident first accident. I believe I've ever seen touch would never had a crash never really seen an accident Maybe the odd nose to tail, but I actually saw a motorcycle crash in the Waikato gorge Gorge between a potarchy and Gisborne, which is no closed actually because of slips That was Christmas Eve. We saw that she slid off and yeah, we were actually we actually saw it where they're bang as it happens So and one in zed has the satellite now, so if you know reception you instantly hook the satellite That's why and they instantly hook me up to the satellite and I got hold of one one one and they Got my location and came and you had range of the traffic management Yeah, and you made and a few teeth coming through me as one saying Not a no I don't I'm a grinch That's a step too far. Yeah, because Richie McCoury the great Richie. Yeah, he got yeah, of course. Yeah, he declined famously. Didn't he? During his plane days Yeah, if there's one bloke who would not

33:23And it's wrong And then start parking everywhere He did park and disabled parks and just be like night of the round I'll make you call me sir on here Yeah, you know you would absolutely work You know Ted Graham Henry doesn't like being called sir No, I always say cool. Okay. Yeah, so John Kuhlman I'd be like call me sir But I mean, I'm not gonna get night So of course not even if you get one of the the lesser ones where there's four Letters after your name. It's all going Sir, it's like you're not actually a sir. Yeah, I am Few texts coming through studio 352 zero. I get them in thanks to you calls on this one and you text First on the scene to an accident which actually was over summer Christmas Eve It was why we're a gorge between a pot of key and gizmo and hopefully the writers okay She did come off on a corner had just been raining on her motorbike and I got hold of the The authorities The who tuned up first the cop then the fabrigate and they called the west back helicopter

34:24Good on you man. They turned up as well. So well, no just happen to be there and happen to get satellite to 111 and We're talking about nighting him It could happen He's a hero He kept coming through the there just skip all the lousy order of your stuff Skip by now Better than that Yeah, now they're keen But also people first on the scene James first on the scene to a motorbike crash up in the wild wicket gorge as well Well, oh, yeah, it was a go right. I almost went under his youth Bike at the barrier broken to three pieces right. It was finer part from a few scratches That's amazing. I had some of the Roger for Christmas But it was my mate sys Lindsay right in front of me that came a crop of freaky stuff Got to him has eyes are open, but nobody there Fortunately, he came to pretty quickly but was in a world of hurt

35:25Eight fractured ribs in a busted collarbone on the mend now though And then tramping in central otago a lady cartwheeled off a cliff I slid down Bowl the hop to two her broken femur helicopter airlifted out the whole nine yards legend Not now No, man, I know you made me try this and I can't I actually get dizzy Number vertigo kicks in when I try Yeah, can't do that in your fifties Actually, I can't do it in the 40s. Are you 30? Not on the skit

36:25That's right coming from your match Can you cartwheel? Oh god nice, but I'll give it a read-hawk guy All right, great. Oh, it's perfect for Looks like a fierce wheel Apart from a part from miles because you can't yeah, I think we've had some sort of video of us all performing a cartwheel Why not Even me Your first your first Yeah, we'll make you sit through the bed Whatever the call rods from the 90s you're hooking up with people at work Function the morning rumble podcast kids are still at home at school holiday still are your youngest Miller This is extraordinary. This must be really pushing the limits when is he back at school? Ah next year February night February night February night It's ridiculous. I think I think his term one is eight weeks

37:29That's I think it works out three eight weeks It's I'm gonna write a letter to my local MP. Yeah, no, it's just ridiculous. So your oldest is Cooper He's 12. He's listening on Rover at the moment And does he know about your you new playlist you've uh Well, this is actually I say it's new, but it's not yours. You've discovered this I discovered it. Yeah, it's called divorced Aussie dad tunes Now I'm neither divorced Aussie I don't I actually I don't know. I think is there's to be strong similar to that you play on whatever Your playlist and then they put up things that I like it. Yeah, I think so because I do have like a one I play this that I curated myself there Fed to that is one I listen to the gym at the gym right? Yeah, it's called gains. Yeah A Z with a Z. Yeah How's that going for you? It's going good. Yeah, it goes hard But even if I put it on shuffle. Yeah, I've noticed I've listened to it so much shuffled doesn't actually shuffle Shuffle just has the same order but in a different order every single time Yeah, I see and it's like uh, so you've gone to this new place. Yeah, yeah

38:32God, it's got some bangers. I have a selection for you play some of my tunes, Roger Blue October hate me I said her it down another one But another one, right? Shed and all not as good as moving pictures original that's not bad. It's an Aussie. It's an Aussie song Yeah, it's an Aussie cover. So this is what sad divorce dad's an astralia So sad really? Yeah Is this hoobo stank? It's hoobo stank my guy Hoobo stank. Miles has a rest. It's got first in Merck No, it's hoobo rake It's got the Atari's the cover of what is the summer It's got photograph. Yeah, it's got a bit of that Not not ed but knickleback and brice going to love this one

39:32And it's three and it Hinder and hoobo stank We used to play it. Got it goes hard It's actually hell. All these heads listen to it. Fred again or whatever is known I can tell and then like boomer. Yeah, and then there's bloody there's these great rock anthems that are making a comeback And this is going to be this will be top 20 in the in the head down as well. This is going to my 20 That's what I have to know. It's got you right in there It's got a bit of vana. Got a bit of kings of Leon. Oh real shut up He told us too much of it. I'll be terrible young One of your many cool stories Miles took over the mantle yesterday. It's some cool stories. Miles I heard them. They were right, but you found this one here. What this man I'm growing in his arm. Yeah, once again just our algorithms either Letting us down or helping us. I'd say letting us down Yuck ever ever listen to what this guy deliberately grew in his arm

40:37It sounds weird, but I felt an almost Almost father-child relationship with this organism that it was growing in my body I was in Belize teaching a course in macro photography And while there I was bitten a lot by mosquitoes After coming back home the Boston I realized that some of my mosquito bites were not really healing and when I looked closely I could see thin little straw-like structure that emerges from the wound every now and then To take a gulp of air And being an entmologist I realized that this is a breathing tube of a botfly Because of their very interesting life cycle They are very difficult to see The butterfly female catches a mosquito in flight and holds it and glues the eggs to the abdomen of the mosquito When the eggs detect the heat of the body of the host They immediately hatch and then they crawl into the hole made by

41:38The proboscis of mosquito Since botflies never land on their host He figured the best way to actually see one was to raise the larvae to adulthood in his own body Obviously even me as an entmologist I had this initial reaction of of slight slight revolution but but that lasted for about three seconds And then I thought oh but a fantastic chance for me to document it and show it to the world The larvae spit about three months growing in the skin of his arm Until they were the size of large peanuts They just pump you with painkiller so you don't know that you have them And they produce antibiotics so that the wound doesn't fester It wasn't painful. It wasn't unpleasant It took 45 minutes for the larvae to come out of my skin In about three or four hours he turned into the puparium Just kind of an equivalent of a butterfly's chrysalis The experience of having a butterfly made me realize that

42:40We ourselves are an ecosystem Our bodies are inhabited by a number of organisms Sometimes permanently or just temporarily Unincredible So they let off painkillers so you don't can't feel it And then antibiotics so you don't get infected They give these off so they can grow inside you Yeah, pretty cool We should get one Produced a crutch king of the bounce bags If you want to see that particular video for the cool story Man, crutch, what do you do for that? I've got one with worm for this one Oh yeah W-O-R-E 352-0 Yeah, that's what we want to know Yeah, isn't that amazing That's disgusting man Yeah, isn't that amazing If you want to remember what you had for breakfast Worm to 352-0 You'll see it straight back then Well, thanks crutch for that How can you say that it's disgusting When you kissed Roger's sweat of his underarm That wasn't as bad as what I imagined I was imagining it to be way inferior And moist actually wasn't

43:41There would be larvae in there Oh, for sure Malfa sure No, I meant to melt Well, let's feel fine I'm good I'd rather that any day Yeah I went under a rock phone That was growing inside him Has anyone grown inside you Don't look at me There's just like the only time he looks at me There's like something like that And points at you Tape like tape wounds Oh, that's what we want to know Oh, they scare me man We hear that footage with that Back in the day I don't know if they still do it Roger Luckily, touch wood haven't had to do with that sort of thing No Flesh a light, eh Yeah, that was the old story That's true And the old mate just pocket Yeah, and they see them I don't know Hello Little women Oh, bro What has been so far Has anything grown inside you Like anything like that I don't know if the rock phone ticks in 3520 Does happen Oh, we know Got something Doesn't matter growing Better if your tick's a worm to 3520 I won't see you there That's for dead sisters for sheds

44:44Oh, Sharon Grow up Man who had And he did it as an experiment A bot fly He knew it was growing in his army Let it grow And it's it's a parasite That hooks itself up Actually lays its eggs on a mosquito And then grew in his arm Unbelievable So I came like the size of a peanut Yeah Then hatched But as you were saying The remarkable thing about it Is our bodies are perfect Little Hosts Hosts Because yeah Set gave you an anesthetic that you didn't feel it No And anti-bottles No infection Infection Considerate Yeah Considerate Yeah Something Growing inside What have you had inside you I'll add a rock phone text in as well 3520 Simon Rankthrough Couldn't take his call unfortunately But let us know that he had a parasite Growing in his foot From stepping And poo in Thailand Didn't say if it was animal or human But half a dozen doctor visits

45:45Couldn't get him Couldn't help him So he actually got sent to a vet Who flushed it out Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah That's perfect When I was in Africa Yeah There were these things called And I said this properly Jiggers And they go into your toes Skin, they're like little fleas If you have a cut I had one And it created a web And stays in your skin Oh It's from Rebecca Yeah And this didn't grow inside of me But I found it inside of Inside of me Started getting a little sore At the end of my elbow Two days later I was having a shower After working Was touching the shaft I squeezed an outcome A big shot of glass Oh, glassy And I hadn't played sports And over 10 years So it just been in there Somehow For at least 10 years Remember last week Just recently The woman who had a leech Growing in her nose She'd had an accident Where her head had sort of This grass Yeah

46:45Swampy kind of area And then obviously During that Little leech has got in there And was just like Hibonating away in there Yeah And then a few years ago In a world first And eight seemed to me to worm Was found alive In the brain Of an Aussie woman That's out She was feeling really sick And they did scans All through her body Because they just couldn't Figure out what was going on Only to find this worm in her brain And they pulled it out How did it get there? Oh She ate some sort of greens That these eggs were on And then it traveled Oh It's crossed to our Let's cross to our worm desert Yeah Me too Yeah, this came in during some Fank factory search last year Do you remember in 2021 There was a 67-year-old man Living in Thailand And then you had the world record For the longest beef tape Were removed from his anus 18 metres 18 metres 18 metres

47:4718 metres I don't believe you How's that possible 18 metres man Just start pulling and it keeps coming No Oh my god No I reckon I'm done after that You could play jump rope with it You could do a tug of war with that 18 metres Oh my god You could do a big test You could do anything back and forth What has been growing inside you What have you found inside of you You did mention this You did mention that this is a possibility Of what could happen So I've never had And goodness me But I think it's about the 50th time I've said it's one in Tushwood Yes Of everything But I've heard the stories of When there's been tapeworms Terrible things Because I have no experience But I've heard stories of Yeah, if they're own Little ones Of course I know It's a third But he get a flash lighter So little layers turn away I know Much had a story of the world record 18 metres long Inside someone

48:48And then we've got Amy on the phone Little layers turn away Yeah My kids are listening on River Please turn it off If I turn Switch off the phone Go play Fortnite AVL How old was your son at the time Morning guys He was a weak toddler Okay And We're on radio So just tell us What happened to us Once again Turn away What happened What did you see Actually my kids listen This is a cautionary tale Wash your hands Well I hope he's not listening Because he's about 15 now So I was getting him ready for bed And doing the night nappy thing Left it as we lurked up To slide his nappy under his bottom And I saw this No Movement coming from there And it was this quite Docile Slow Was about an inch protruding from his little bottom And I absolutely freaked out Yeld out Who Has father to come immediately But then Find my mother Because she was a nurse at the time And she said to me Just hold on really still

49:48Price has Little bottom open And just pull it very gently So it doesn't break And so my then husband was pulling What are we doing now And Keep pulling And And I'm masturbating About 15 to 20 centimeters long Thanks Amy And where did you keep it Oh no one Should be that Where did you keep it I actually put it in a jar Put it in a jar And wrapped it up So that I couldn't see it And Look into the GP The following day to give him a check He was absolutely fine He showed no signs of discomfort But this thing was growing inside him I don't know how long Now is there There's tooth fairy Is there a worm fairy Because there's a worm fairy Come and leave a little bit of money Under the pillow Well Glad to have him back then Because inflation I don't know how much You'd be Green one You'd definitely Between Amy Just what we wanted

50:49Price Just Thank you Amy Price you wanted this You started it That's on you guys No idea No you did You had a cool story And we asked We'll get up Amy A price Unbelievable stuff No No I stopped being ill Moving on From what's been inside you Price The day today Honestly What a day today has been Haven't we achieved a lot There was always going to be Troublesome, wasn't it, Bryce First thing we did Malkist This is true story She kissed my armpit Based on research Mal's idea Yeah, your idea, Mal Helps elevator woman's mood So I just Yeah, I get the question Disgravation leads to perspiration Unprompted Put it to the test Just wanted to give it a go You can text lips 3520 if you want You'll get that video Has it worked? Yeah, Mal Well you tell me do I seem happier Not really Oh Okay I feel alive What are you doing there? That is my thought That's what's important Yeah Now, Mal's also Now you've You still go to the gym right You did your knee in For those who don't know You're back at your knee But it's on the mend

51:50You're going to the gym And you've got a new playlist Now there's a quite a big response To your playlist A lot of you listening Want the link sent So for those who miss this Here's for example What's it called by the way Divorced Aussie dad chring This is on there You're full I've been saying my name is One for Mal You're like seven angel You can text divorce To 3520 for the playlist I'll send the link back to you Get around it It's got over 97,000 saves on Spotify So That's relatively popular So this is the Obviously the songs on there The songs on there Look at this photograph I've been showing There's a few U1s with thumbnails There are also on there This one's a shitter Yeah, it's got the calling You can like Spotify is great Yeah You can exclude some of these from there Don't give out BOSS's ideas Oh, that's on there

52:50I'm sorry We weren't at that This is what I love this one This one This one Slaps I'll take this one Are you a living to do A live good guy, Brian Smelt BOSS Now BOSS Are you after the tapeworm out of your house Or the earworm playing right now Or rather a tapeworm Males, if you want to get the scene to your audience This song sort of makes you move like you got a tapeworm Divorce To 3520 for the playlist Get amongst it Fashion if you're a partner Looks at your phone Who texts in divorce Yeah Yeah That's just what it looks like Good point Unbelievable stuff Big news when we're on holiday actually In today I mean huge Still ongoing In today you chairman David Kirk Firing Razor Scott Robertson from the All Black job The view of our performance team And of us generally was that The All Blacks are not on track

53:51And the way that we need them to be on track For the 2027 World Cup We had further discussions with the head coach And we'd mutually agreed That he would step down from his post I know you guys talked about this the other way I was having that colonoscopy This time last week I think Around about now When you guys were having that discussion about this But just to reiterate It came out of nowhere It was so wild How all of a sudden there are a couple of rooms on a couple of pages And Males don't know me And you would text each other And it was just like You were like it looks like it's actually happening And then the next day Boom gone All of a sudden It just felt like it came out of nowhere Surprise everyone It's surprised everyone The coaching job now for The All Blacks is open It's up for grabs It's up for grabs It's amazing You've thrown your head in the ring I have I have I've got shotgun on it But just in case that it doesn't work I've got together a bit of an application Well because here's the thing too Just before we hear this Everyone seemed to think Who the lineup would be You know like People came out like They already knew like Oh yeah It's going to be Jamie Joseph Joe Schmitz is going to help

54:51Tony Brown Tony Brown Already Tony Brown and Joe Schmit God They've said not Now balled out Van Conner just going to do job You say he's out He's out So it could have been much far And if so why Well I've written across In a cross-dick poem To help my case here Uh Mitchell There's firstly to him For mana Why Intelligent T Puff Tuff Seek kind Corn Seek kind Seek for God Seek for God Age for handsome Eve for um Ecstasy Al for lots of winning In the other album First order of business Yeah I'm all kicking for touch We're going to tap and go like real mean Don't mind that actually I'm bringing in my assistants Me, Richie McCoury

55:52Dan Hooker And do you remember Levi The mighty ten mega guy Yeah, he's wrong man He's going to be in charge of scrums What would he know about scrums He's big He's big as good And uh well we're at I'm going to crack the whip on some of these players I'm not taking a word of not liking the coach They're going to love me You'll actually have a whip Oh I will have a whip That's because you're kind You will be in St. Judy And we are Sorry, so go on Shooting a strict dick of the day policy Anyone does something silly in a game You know Knock on Yeah, someone falcons the ball If you're under the high ball They're going to have to snort a line of Wasabi in the changing shades No mistakes in my setup Now what's your what's your experience in coaching Right They they they they clearly won International coaching experience Yeah, wow, I've had two seasons of first 15 rugby For the college

56:52How many tries did you score on the wing? Uh well none What was your win ratio Look, we didn't want to go But I think um That's what's needed at the all-back level You get you losing out of the way early And it's all uphill from there If you start at the bottom, you can only go I'm not bad I reckon your see for kind is Is actually see for So you see an excuse Anything else you'd like that I'm finishing finishing where's that at Justice for Razor Get him back in there Get him back in Bag fumbled from New Zealand rugby Are you getting rid of Razor? The bag fumbled No one wants the job anymore Dang the Hanman hook a Kamen You've seen fighter He's fighting this coming weekend You've seen three two five And certainly against Ben Waston Denise he's fighting Also Volcanovsky is fighting as well, Bryce For the belt For the belt Fight number two

57:52Looking forward to it Can't wait to see the Dan the Hanman He was on, you say on Ario's show as well Obviously, Emma made journalist writing Oh, that was a staker cred And also on that show Was Travis Barker Oh, that's a huge amount From blink 182 Because Travis had performed UFC 324 On the weekend, I guess Think of him drumming in the middle of the octagon And a lot of the musicians A big fight fans Been Anthony Keedas from the Chili's Was ringside the other day as well Like, they all love it But unprompted He brung up Oh mate, Dan the Hanman hooker Yo, I can't wait for the Dan Hooker Right to see you He was just asking for you What a fight And he's like one minute Like, fights in the octagon Are so entertaining man Like, I love I just love all of the All of the things we're given That we get to watch, right Like, whether it's Dan Hooker Throwing those fights in his backyard Or I don't know I see it as a plus Being able to go back and forth

58:53You know, to channel To channel and watch this weekend Yeah, so he loves those They go everywhere Those finds, don't they And I see you were showing me As well as speaking, Dan the Hanman hooker Bryce Yesterday He's a menace He is a menace He reminds me of your little son, Ruben And he's Yeah Very similar And like they do when they fight in Australia They have like a welcome to country And so they were sort of Being welcome to country By indigenous people And yeah Had all of the different You know, like weapons and all of that And boomerangs and all sorts of things there And they're all being respectfully All the fighters are there standing forward And you can just see In the background And it's titled Who gave Dan the Hanman the weapons He's just in the background With these type of spears Just jabbing other fighters And the neck and stuff God, what a punish I'm sorry, man Really I wrote a tension That's so good Up the Hanman Nurse has been the morning rumbles show highlights To hear our off-year chat Check out the list of the podcast feed

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