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ON-AIR 🟒- Has Creech Started A Radio War?

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  • 00.00.00: Doctor Dodgers (Pulling Your Own Teeth Out)
  • 00.09.23: Creech's Corner - Wave Fighting
  • 00.12.50: NZ's Longest License Streak
  • 00.20.34: Olympian Turned Broadcaster Anna Wilcox
  • 00.26.03: Playground Predicaments
  • 00.35.07: C&B's on Rival Stations Vehicles   

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This is a podcast from Rover The Morning Rumble podcast the blistered heel of radio podcast found out yesterday Bryce you weren't the only one Used to bite your warts off. Well, it wasn't warts. I'm just one in particular I'm a particular. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't a habit Because I had had a couple of warts here and was having to get that letter of night liquid nitrogen And I just wasn't enjoying it like I was really I remember being really painful as a kid and scary because of what the Bloody thumus look like and I think doctors were probably as friendly And I was also at the same time or around the same time having to get my nose quarterised because my nose would just bleed all the time Yeah, they have a habit back then No, but that also involves like that. I don't know what it exactly is but like a hot long poker sort of goes up You know, yeah, like searing it off and it sears off the blood vessel That's my terrible terms of it. Yeah, but between that pain and nitrogen I want to go to the doctor and so I chose my own method and this little one that was on the top of my thumb

I just started silently And I'm yeah, sad to notice progress Yeah, and you bit it off Don't act like you've got things you're all proud of well I mean the video of the video of that we're not used today Wart 3520 if you want to see this as I tried to nibble mine off as well Actually, that I mean to ask you to watch your plans I mean try to bite my wall So if you want to see that but we want to know leans you've gone to do not go to the doctor the hospital or in Dylan's case the dentist Dylan, what did you do? Oh now just sorry It's like out of sun's of anarchy or something Plires in your own mouth pulling your teeth out. What in the world war one was going on

So sorry to interrupt so you yeah straight out with pliers. Did you have any drink like you know, but a whiskey or whatever? He did one wall driving multi-tasca What's the pain level there? What about the blood? Okay, okay, okay, you pulled it out. I want to know how long does it take to pull it to that when you're doing it And what about the infection process afterwards? What did you do to keep it clean and not get infected? Yeah, it took a few go to all three of them came out in pieces What a psychopath you lost your teeth now was this around the same time you I had an open cyst on your face?

No different from Come up and I've been to the doctor a couple of times and he didn't give me any product multiple times and it just didn't fix it Yeah, women ended up with self-cut the old craft nurse at the gym there and a tool mills and Rubbed it down with a little 95 between hungry worker and Like that. I can and love the film Never call us again And now what people find amazing Dylan works in early childhood Yeah Looks after our kids Oh, man, you cut a cyst off your face. Yep, that's with homebrew vodka Dylan amazing, mate. Thanks so much That's make you'd make it queasy with it. Yeah, I mean that's I mean I had a tooth a couple of teeth pulled out last year At a dentist, you know, not not so good. It was at a dentist Yeah Players and then breaking off then you're going to go dig in deeper

Is it home home running a legal dentist that was on the news the other week? Hey, they just got caught. Yeah Place busted in there's a med operation Just going on isn't it well Bryce talking about biting his warts off chewing them off Texan wart 3520 you're not the only one Bryce some of you just then you started doing it. I was doing it as well And then yeah lots of people have got on and said oh Confusing I did that too. Yeah And other ways of getting rid of them and other stuff so lengths you've gone to to not go to the doctor or the hospital Males. What are we got dad just used to take me down to the cow shed To burn the warts off Liquid nitrogen from the semen bank Oh, the ball semen's kept in liquid nitrogen. I have semen works But a guy over the weekend What do you think was in roach? What about my ball semen? No, you're semen I'll just now see some holes Continue on with the tips please

Where to my ward was removed by my cousin rubbing a frog on it And then pain assisted to literally bite it and chew it off Asked by my auntie what she was doing. She just said chew on the fat I'll continue on yeah, my mate would put a ciggy's out on his warts to burn them off Smoked like a chimney, so I didn't take long mad dog smell a bird in here and skim was ranks his neck I had a few as a kid. I heated a knife up to cherry red. Oh, it was like cutting butter Like a spotting knife and it says he says it's not stupid if it works right? Ha ha ha used a grinder on a particularly big one as well Rind them off Creatures loving this a let's cross the crease. This is awesome. This is rock and roll Now creaks you wreak of a war I'm covered in them And I've never gone to the doctor for them Yeah, you know what I have got the liquid nitrogen

Grind it. That's my next one Heat up a knife Yeah, much Uh, just much morning, mate. Are you a wart guy? No, no, no, I don't think I've either had a wart I don't even know how you get them now that is surprised You'd be the guy What This one just came in from Chris had a wart on the side of my foot Cracked it off a door and it began bleeding put a new bandage on it daily for a few years when I finally got it removed turned out It was a rare form of cancer Three surgeries later all clear good stuff Chris Well, we isn't that A particularly important text given the whole chat we had about avoiding going to the doctor is something we're poor at and should be very Oh, man, it was a cancer. Yeah, good on you Chris. Um, my dad fell on this This is not warts. This is just like refused to go to the doctor

My dad fell off his truck took a chunk out of his leg refused to go to the doctor came home one day Lifted up his pant leg and it honestly smelled like death turns out he had gangrene Mum forced him to go to the hospital just managed to save his leg still refuses the doctor if he can help it That is unbelievable But pretty common I think oh man someone cuts their warts off with nail clippers that text just came in Uh, when I was younger says another one I had nits I am mum didn't want to get nits shampoo. I don't get nits these days It's one good thing. We're not gonna get them. Yeah, you're safe. I wouldn't pay for nits shampoo. We're gonna go to the doctor She poured petrol in his in there here I remember that big. I don't think I've done it for a few hours, but it worked. Yeah I've heard a fly spray Oh, it's a nitrate. Do you like the fly spray? Like yeah, like a flame drop You'd have to be careful far out unbelievable. No problems for you, mate

I've been here. I'll be able to see Yeah Now I'm going to jump into the toilet. Looks like someone poured a cup of Sprite We're pretty so hopefully I'm safe there with nits guys You're a good unbelievable male And then just finally came on my new years absolutely Written off unfortunately it went to walk over the top of my bed to the other side and the dark tripped over on the blankets Fell face first into the window sill on the other side split my nose open to the bone Chuck some tape on it went to sleep next day. So hang over. I couldn't be bothered with A&E the next day So I just super glued it shut Chuck's more tape on it. He'll do all right. Looks all good now What a way to wrap this up Next we got breach a creature's corner I'm never quite sure about this. Yeah, well, you should be sure about this one because this one is above board

Believe it or not. Yeah, this one is nowhere near as as hectic as some of the other one Okay, but I have found someone that does something that only I thought I did The man from Byron Bay As spirit and a long lost brother a comrade joining me in the battle against the waves and it made the news It did have a listen My name's Dave and I'm the Byron Way fighter I get a lot of peace a lot of freedom a lot of joy Makes me a little inner child happy inside, you know He gets to get in there and he starts punching on you know It's like it feels good feels real good So I started way fine was about three or four years old Went down the beach with my mum and dad and I started smacking it a bunch of waves with my little red space I used that and then it was felt like I was protecting my family and that was like oh, that's That's it. That's the future. It's what's got to be family from the way

I feel like it's a good fight. I feel like I'm gonna defeat that wave and even if I don't I'm defeating myself That means I'm conquering myself and that means I'm free Dave Some out becoming an actual news segment. Yeah, where they followed Dave out into the Byron Way And uh showed him and somewhat of a karate stance Some say slow news day I would say I would say that's a watchful protector getting the flowers he deserves. They release these They release their stories when the Epstein files come out I used to do this what Dave did you can actually watch what Dave does by texting wave To 3520 Of course, I wave to 3520 now. This is a day, but what what had creached it? What did you do? I was basically similar So I used to pretend the waves were in coming hordes of enemies Uh, and so they could be aliens. They could be zombies. They could be the Russians

You know and there I would be Karate You know, be up up north. Maybe go and see my my uncle and Rua Kaka Or you know and beg of them near mom's family and Taranaki, you know But no wave was safe when I was around you know, and I was humanity's last hope, you know A lethal guardian the dark night and I would say things like Make sure your breakfast is hearty for tonight. We died in hell Oh Creatures corner Thanks man LSD is Speaking of waves Comes in waves Sometimes Just good or right? Yeah, it's our fridge. I don't know what you're talking about

That's our great fridge. Do you have a driver's license? I do am I But it's not The government made some changes to the New Zealand licenses. No, I'm assuming we're all on our falls here because I am Yes, what about you produce a much at 24 because you could you know get get your restricted and just sort of stay on that Because you got to do you used to have to do another test after you got your restricted Yeah, I was pretty quick to it though Like I'm from my restricted to my full. I mean somebody will wait that minimum time. Did you do the the defensive driving? Yes, the defensive driving went straight on to I don't know if it's kind of When you're driving in rural towns I don't know maybe yeah, you're more likely to get pulled over I want to say I Not to disagree for the sake of it, but I would have thought it'd be far less Just because less cops and stuff and there's people yeah, but I feel like I don't have a great reasoning for this

But you got your license Already a minute Honestly, we have to we have to rush This is the same I like a lep I reckon I'm going to say 10 11 years Because I didn't I couldn't in my head justify paying the $100 Which I think it was around about at that time might be more might be less now To what it is to get that full license, which then have to go and take an hour test And it's never getting pulled over in terms of getting checked and so I was just like ah don't want to And the only reason I went and got my full license was when I started to drive the station vehicles here At the right when you had to and I was doing rock on the road stuff Yeah, and you Weren't allowed to unless you'd filled out the paperwork by giving him your full license of course. We do the same else

Yeah, I was the same. Yeah, didn't get my full until I started working here But that was way back when I was working the edge Driving vehicles driving the PT cruiser And you still got a PT girl. I do. I've got a yellow convertible one. That's so hot sexy And a full license even hotter. Yeah, that's what I tell people when they go cool car I got yeah, and I got a full license Well, you don't need that second test now. So once you get you're restricted That's it these new rules so you don't need to go and pay more money as you said brice get a second Test so that's one one and done essentially Longer time spent on lunar licenses though for under 25s 12 month lunar period and under 25s Over a long time. Yeah, so if you're under 25s 12 month on your lunar over 25 it's six And the options to reduce all this if you do your practical test and stuff like that So but you raised a good point years for you brice on your restricted. Yeah Yeah

What a bad boy Yes Longest restricted. I just you know you guys might do what you told That's a bit of a bad boy Oh, I don't have a rock phone texture longest restricted. Maybe you still on yours And the thing is if you still on it you know you're one Yeah, you don't need to say I will love to know if you're Grown at all and you've just gone Now my day will come now and it's come you won the victory let us know The government announced changes to the licenses driver's licenses in New Zealand These come in to play Jan 25 next year no more full license test So if you've got your restricted that's it you don't have to take a second test Another test. Yeah, yeah, like a year or two later. So one and done for that and Yeah, there could be you listings still on your restricted like you were for example brice I was about restricted for years. Yeah, roughly 10 or 11 years

So obviously got my license around that same time as what you could was you know, it's 16-ish and And yeah, and then just had the learners for a bit then got the passers to test got that And then yeah, I just never wanted to pay that extra money Justify paying that extra money to get the full and because I hadn't been getting pulled over or any trouble I was like yeah, yeah, and I only raised my digits because I had to here at the rock to be able to drive the station vehicle And so you're not the only one now get a mad how are you? Yeah, not bad team not bad. Get a man. Welcome. Welcome back. Ah, so this is your your partner Yeah, right How long is that here restricted 24 years? Wow, that's impressive It's impressive. Yeah You should you should have seen the excitement on your face when she read on Facebook that the licenses were changing You didn't need to see the test She's just got a hang it hang in there or Jan 25 next year she'll be at the one She'll be right now my uh my brother in law he had his

We didn't actually have a license for about 32 years and then he went and said his learners got a restricted got his full a week later got D. I see to lost it What a ducky So he had he had never been pulled over the whole time he had no license Yeah, but I wouldn't if he got his license got pulled up and lost it. I wouldn't want to ask what he'd done for those Oh No idea just winged it. I guess Oh Heaves of teaks coming in males on the studio 352 zero So someone's got had their restricted for 20 years uh then 21 years because the anxiety was so much Went in to sit the full exam. Yeah, it was just uh so bad start doing things you wouldn't normally do driving Yeah, because you're nervous. Yeah, of course shake it and the more she spoke the instructor the more made me feel Try to make me feel bit of the worse it was Niels wife's been on a restricted for 25 years

Craig says my wife's 50 she only just got a restricted two weeks ago Because she finally got pulled over and was given him compliance as she sat in pastor restricted So 34 years on a learners that person that there'll be people eight Which their physical license is still the paper one. Yeah Yeah Still in their wallet Rest a doctor them at uni because they're the age to get them to the bars was 20 He hadn't turned to 18 yet and the like people had scarples. Yes, and cut out the numbers from another part It's what the numbers around yeah, and did you guys get to the bar like when you'd had enough did you go home via horse? Yeah Well, we'd get piggybacked by uh by peasants Oh On a learners for 35 years just got there restricted 35 years Yeah, 35 only just got restricted Finally Simon

Benamire restricted since 1989 Sorry, technically 20s 36 years Into their 37th year Great effort will is it great honesty great honesty that's what it is well if you're on your restricted Well, but that's next year though. Wait, so you saw this year we could get a trouble I know bros. I mean it's all years Jan 25 next year 2027 so it's not around the corner really Where we are saying follow the rules Zealand What have I been doing with my life? but The Morning Rumble podcast Andrew Mulligan crowd goes wild Are you sports show miles? We've just been going for 20 years this year first episode on tonight. So what time hell how can we watch it? 7 p.m. On sky open and sky sport as well. That'll be Live at 7 p.m Just timings amazing because the winter Olympics pretty much start tomorrow

From italy Anna Wulcox from Krug goes wild and scars she joins us. She is there in Italy. Anna good morning. Good morning. Yeah, good evening I'm here in Italy. How are you guys going? Yes, we're we're pumped the Olympic winter games I'm the way do you wish mails was there with you? Okay, I'm jumping on a plane now. I'm coming, Anna It's better to take you 40 hours to get here. Yeah Anna it's Bryce here nice to have you on the show mate. How is Italy? I mean, how's these games and shaping up? How's New Zealand gonna go? I mean New Zealand are gonna go amazing the games. They're shaping up It's a little bit chaotic like yesterday. We got to go check out the venues and I felt like we weren't supposed to be the you know They didn't really check my security ticket in that like walking up high five. I'm like this doesn't feel right So it's a little bit loose. I think in comparison to like maybe other Olympic games But yeah, I mean so to be here and the Kiwis are gonna kill it When does it all kick off the opening ceremony? When's the first event? It's an opening ceremony I believe is in like two days and but the big air like men's qualification is actually the night before the opening ceremony

We've got like four Kiwis nobody's in and the jump looks massive It looks like it's gonna be a good event now Anna you competed for New Zealand and such a which was awesome and now you're there You're back at the Winter Olympics. Have you got a little bit of FOMO and how much is it? Do you think it's changed since those years ago? It's such a oh my god I don't have an ounce of FOMO I've been out there on the course Like honestly, I skied back in the day when you could get away with doing like 360s like nowadays these girls are doing like Double cooks and these jumps and the jumps are huge and yeah No, I've definitely no answer to yes, but I mean I'd love to go out and have a shred That's for sure I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that, but I have scouted out like the local nightclubs here and that looks pretty fun How do you think mulls would go on a bob sled? Great person The four of us Yeah, I actually have a team Yeah, we're cool running scenario I reckon the double lose is more mulls Yes, big camel toe Yeah, yeah, right resting on top of me like a cherry

I What are you looking for to what are you covering and what are our metal chances because you're gonna get our set a lot I reckon are we gonna win in any medals how many medals are we gonna win? We won two gold last time didn't we yeah, we won two last night. I honestly I'm going for we're gonna win five to six I'm honestly gonna say and um Yes, you know, we've got two current world champions at the moment look at her and send He gives a definitely a double potential medalist as well as obviously Zoe, you know Alice She's no stranger to podium That then I'm actually most looking forward to which is a men's snowboard half pipe I think that you know the actions just insane what we see and we've got this kid called cannava lives Who's twin brother has been my life? Who's the skier in the half-time who's the current world champion and you know most likely I'm gonna say gonna get gold on a good day and cannava lives is a dark horse though So he could topple, you know The likes of Scotty James who's gone in for his Fist Olympic games and medals So the men's know what half-time which is gonna come up before the skin is gonna be the one that I'm most excited about What temperatures are we running? How many pairs of socks have you got?

It's cold The average is at least sort of minus five and the evenings and a lot of the events are actually evenings Which is perfect for you guys watching at home actually wake up turn the TV on because the bigger is under the lights The half-pipe is under the lights for you guys at home. It actually makes for like amazing viewing because you guys can catch the action Well speaking of that the opening ceremony is on the sixth Do you get to go because Mariah Carey is performing? That makes sense She's performing in Milan which is honestly like six hours away But also Snoop dogs around you know how you get on the ground I know so that's my goal is to try catch Snoop dog at some point I'm sure he's gonna make it to Levenia at some point because obviously this is like these are the coolest events that Exist at the Winter Olympics So surely he's gonna come here right? Neko Portia is so one gold at the last one obviously not there but I remember but he always told us You know the different music that he'd listen to as he was doing his runs If you were back in the Olympics just says the last question What would be the song that you would use for a run to try and win a gold medal or do Oh the last Olympic Games I listened to feel the love

They rudimental and John Newman that's always like a song close to my heart Right now it's quite a good for me on the spot Um no dog Mariah Carey Yeah Some rock guys obviously Yeah, it's the one Anna Anna Wilcox Yes, Anna Wilcox there the exclusive broadcaster is Skye for the Olympic Games So Anna's there with Skye and obviously Krugger's Wild as well Thank you so much for your time great stuff and joy Yes it should be on your show Krugger's Wild Daybowing for 2026 tonight at 7 miles Yeah live from Italy ahead of the Winter Olympics The curling the mixed curling's already started qualification Glad they started with the real hot sexy stuff The glamour sport so hot So the Winter Olympics we're going to go from that to playground injuries So there's a story here Males and it did remind us of when this was a long time ago

2011 going to hear Lea on this little bit Leophanapa when my Garvey who was our producer Yeah, good man, right time I believe Took you to a swing in Auckland One of those nappy swings Oh in a playground That's right, put the toddlers in there Yeah, why did you do that? Just had a break Yeah, content maybe Have a long time ago, Mal, we don't know Have a listen to what happened Well one drain pipe Lea has gone through the front of the infant swing it up to the knee He's bracing and hanging himself off the top of the swing And trying to get the other cancels through the hole That's deep Um but it's not working too far Males Males you need to try a lot harder than this There's children lining up I'm trying man It's one of the easiest Sorry I'm just a big brother, this is my friend here Andrew So he's got two legs in now Where is the nappy chair? Where does it reside on him at the moment Between both knees Yes And now his bum is hanging

Hopefully close to the ground Oh my goodness He's losing grip, the weight is straining on the arm And he's Advances on the ground and his knees are in the air Yama, I reckon just leave him, mate Just leave him there All right, all right, stay up 15 years ago I'll stuck for ages You were and this is why you maybe your knee gave way last year You know the pressure on your knees back then That's the cause That's a long bar It's a long bar But you could be right You could be right You could be right So you got stuck in this in this swing But a seven year old boy Just recently left bleeding after his foot became tangled I saw the story And some indoor playground meeting The meeting in the playground And I take we take kids all the time They're obviously with two little ones Yeah It would be well since you've probably been to One of the playgrounds, right But them and I mean they've got better

But it does always amaze me When you look at them with the volume of people Kids there saying school holidays And the heights I have thought it often I might It's amazing that You know touch Well there's not more injuries I know it's amazing Kids just going crazy as well Yeah I mean how would Ruben Ruben would love the sort of thing Wouldn't he Year four year old? Yeah Well although Tyson My son talking of injuries The playgrounds Last year was a Broker's arm in two places That's right On the playground Of the top of the slide That's right Playing tag or whatever Yeah Broker's arm Yeah That's right So Your playground predicaments Seven-year-old boy left bleeding After his foot became tangled In an indoor playground Netting He was hanging up so down Obviously Seven-year-old Dad had to rescue him You mulls I don't know who rescued you This is like 2011 You're stuck in one of those We were left to marry Do you want to swing? Stuck in a toddler swing Yeah You're merely adding for you Malia, a story about a 40-year-old

Do you remember the story from last year A 40-year-old man Became severely wedged in a tube slide In the state So it was a sweltering hot day in August Yeah Wedged feet in head first Firefighters turned up Had to provide him with oxygen And set up ventilation fans To call the slide It took about 40 minutes To get him out They had to use a saw And yeah, provide him with oxygen Because he was so severely wedged It was one of those ones where they shoot down the tubes Sort of thing It was just like a tubey Yeah And he got stuck in the bend How embarrassing a 40-year-old man Massively embarrassed Yeah That's not the one That's when you're really So where's when you start counting calories Oh, yeah Yeah, no You don't want to be there So when you're a student age you start looking at calories No, it doesn't mean anything to you Until a student age And then Uh-oh I'm not on deficit I'm stuck Being deficit I'm stuck in a slide What What was it? What was it? G'day mate What was it? G'day G'day, how are you? Good, how are you?

I'm so good So a volunteer firefighter And so Are you around a volunteer firefighter? What happened? Oh, no, I am one We uh We got a call out one day to a A girl who was stuck in the In the local playground And one of them little rubber tyre swing things Oh And uh She'd been in there for quite some time Was fairly embarrassed about it There was a lot of people around with Cameras taking photos And she'd just Oh, you're out of here That's interesting, doesn't it? No No How old was she? Older Is that why people were sort of Having a laugh and looking Or was she like a child? Uh, no, no She was devilish Yeah, yeah Older teenage You're like a new 14-15 Oh, I can You're familiar with that Yeah Was it, how did I get around? Yeah, obviously It was uh It was a bit A bit of squeezing and pushing And um, and like had to feed her out Like the sausage, you know Just squeeze it, squeeze a bit And push and pull And Cover her up with her hand And

Yeah You never want a bit in there Yeah, sorry, away you go Oh, in the end she uh, yeah She popped out like a little worm And then uh, and then bolted I love the description That's how I get out of bed in the morning At least was uh At least was he uh Was as very caring with his words Just grabbing her as a As a sausage That he squeezed out Was it was taking her as Great work to get her out though You got her out there whilst Yeah, I've already over here Yeah, I've already over here He thinks man He's gone He saved the day To regain circulation Never thought I'd see my 70-year-old in a K-hole That's what I saw last year That's an in a K-hole Exactly what happened to him Yes, what they put him in They didn't warn me they're going to re-break the arm too

So I know exactly how that text feels It's gnarly to watch in here My 12 year-old got put in a K-hole They'd put his wrist back together Oh, yes, that's right Yeah Not a job, eh Where do you first learn to do that as a doctor? What do you practice that on? Roger Is it like a nose? You know how he's getting ready to explain? No, no, no I was able to get taught every bit of technique in that But then at some point you've got to give it a go for the first time And so that brings that Yeah, June, yes, all right See your turn, this is your turn This is intriguing I know Because you know they'll bring in, sorry, ma'am I was not really taking away from you Just call you, but you know they'll bring in doctors I'd be like, oh, mate, it's training to mind if they're in the room when you're in your course They're with my leg They call them all in pre-surgery Yeah, a lot They'll come in after surgery Yeah And they all was saying how little that They were, they were like, yeah, where to? Where is it? But anyway, a less, back to the text Any more, their muscles? I was like, can't you put a little bit more on it? Whole operation

Ashburden into media, adventure playground msap There was a pole with bolts sticking out Approximately eight inches on either side to make a ladder Slipped, ripped from top of five to knee Approximately two inches deep Was hanging upside down Until the teacher took off and wrapped a necktie around it to stop it bleeding Good work There's still meat and fat on the bolt He had three days later 36 stitches There's no one there to clean that mess up Ashburden A Ashburden The flat out The birds would have fed on it It's Mitchel's hometown Yeah We asked Mitch about that He said he'd never been to intermediate Which He never made out a promise I think their playground is still there to be honest Anything ever happened to you playing? Any play injury? No, they took our slide away from our playground At Barra School one time

So we just took turns jumping off where the slide used to be Things like that Like Leaming's You know what I'm saying Like Leaming's You are gold It's so sad Ground shock would hurt He so often has the nerve to ever go with us All the time All the time One more one more one more Thanks Mitch As a kid I was under the old seasaw that had the big bolt To hold the seat on And my brother flipped the seasaw And the bolt got stuck in my head I now have a dent in the top of my head From Daniel Oh geez Why guys like this That's a great question Why are they so tough? But as a radio show we appreciate the fact That they do do it And they can share with us The Morning Rumble podcast Produce a merch had a fantastic idea Earlier on this week The C&B ball of fame

We bring and produce a merch very busy Morning time C&Bs Well C&Bs were sort of Grounded into sort of burnt into a burn off For sorry more of a burn out sorry The e-bikes in that golf course in Sydney Yeah terrible That's what they did So you gave you the idea much to Celebrate the season b's across this fine country Absolutely There's so much bad news out there And we need to look at it but a good news And I don't think there's any better news Than finding a C&B somewhere There shouldn't be a C&B And sell it And celebrating it Exactly Exactly So we've put the call out the listeners message us You're C&Bs Whether you've moaned it into something You've we've had examples People who made pancakes Out of C&Bs So people have bleached C&Bs Into the back of people's heads So keep sending these into Morning Rumble Instagram Morning Rumble Facebook page And we're compiling them on Rover And a bulls of fame Nice Like because they're winter Olympics kickoff Right

And there'll be the podium of the gold medals And we could have a podium Yeah And a podium at a podium Like a New Zealand street art Like, yep, it's wanksy Yeah, New Zealand wanksy Exactly If you want to check out some of this art You can text bulls to 3520 I mean some strong contenders For the Chodium Cayman open night as well Um, G6 brake lights They've been converted into C&Bs Which I think is pretty clever Oh, I see, I see Some beach workers Oh, yeah It's a beach work Liam emailed us in Yeah It looks like he's made a big beach C&B Out of a couple quad bikes Drifting around the end Oh, that's a nice idea Weasley, he's trimmed a big box This huge into a C&B Oh, the vehicle was real impressive That takes real skill Someone just shaved a C&B into Jesus' leg Perfect Maybe that's on the Chodium Well, this is the thing you can There's no limits What exactly can be created There's one bleached into their partners here Yeah, yeah, that's good The world is a blank canvas for C&Bs

So, I keep them coming in And if you want to see them as you said there Merge balls to 3520 I check out the Hall of Fame Guys, I also want to remember Yes You guys did it to me Yes You C&Bed me Oh One of the great C&Bs And it was an inflatable, massive No Oh, nice An inflatable blot one Yeah And I came down to my car one day in the garage And it had been super glued to the top of my car That's a nice idea A shaft of shame It looked like it was The size of my roof Huge A massive Yeah, this is in 2018 Classic Classic It's a dick on my car It's a dick on my car It's a big penis It's a six-footed inflatable penis On top of your car It's stuck on there And it's solid I am not driving So you had to drive it round Drive it home At that point you were living across

On the North Shore But I said to drive it Across the harbour bridge And all of the sudden What couldn't get off of it It's super glued I would have followed you We'd have been in doubt Who took it Great question Great question Who's got it Sharon has it You want Good on you, Sharon Produce a merch on the hunt The Hall of Fame The C&B Hall of Fame Texturne The word is balls 3520 You're going to see the entries that have come through so fast So many fantastic entries So many great seas And so many great bees as well That's right But I tell you what This morning We've been told to head to the car park Produce a creature in the car park this morning Oh yeah Behind behind enemy lines I am deep in the atterritory I'm going old school radio I can see rival vehicles And I'm going to cream all over them We will fight on the beaches We will fight on the hills We will never surrender For freedom

So correct You're in the car park at media works What have you got? What have you got? I've got a couple of cans of whipped cream And I'm going to put some C&Bs on these vehicles I'm steering I'm steering at a Morifim vehicle With Si and Lana on it I'm going to put a C&B on Si by Netspace He's a legend of radio Do it We're doing it This whipped cream is good Oh gosh It's a bit hard because I'm going from the side And so It just looks like I've creamed all over the side So you know what I'm going to keep it to the bottom Keep it to the bottom I'm going to keep it to the bottom So I'm a bunny It couldn't be nicer He's done nothing to us Yeah Absolutely Absolutely nothing But guess what He's a victim of the C&B Oh the Morifim Oh that's a doozy right there But you capture that You put that on Instagram stories Can you see yourself So you need more Oh the next the next vehicle Creach Oh I'm not steering at all At a Morifim You Oh right

Hotters hip hop And C&B All right here we go Oh yeah You know it's an all out attack No one is safe No one is safe right now my friends Oh that's a good one actually That's not bad Oh guys we've got people People that just pulled into the car park Hold up Drop Duck for cover Duck for cover Mitch We've been We're getting infiltrated I think we've been spotted Maybe come back to me And I think I'm keen to do an edge I'm keen to do an edge jeep Is there a Is there a BYD shark there Or a dolphin Or one of those One of those EV cars is going Rogers number plate Yeah so it says Rogers name on it Creach He's heard this He's in the MediaWorks car park This morning back with Creach Morning mate What are you doing I am trying to add to The balls of fame By going around our enemy Our station vehicles in this car park And covering them In C and B's I've got a can of whip cream

Once it's complete I'm taking that home And I'm going to need a refill it Thank you very much to the local dairy for that Creach you've already You've already hit the Morey fame in my FM cars Correct I sure have I sure have Now I'm standing by An edge jeep It's no longer going to be edging It's going to be full-creaming Let's go C and B on I'm going to do a real They've also done nothing to us Well they've done nothing to us these stations And they're also they're not enemies The enemies would be at the company down the road These are our family They're friends Yeah Well you know I don't got friends I got family What are you going to do like Newstalk C and B Although The edge are road runners So they now become sober We are Nice Yeah are perfect Now talk us through shape and size That you're doing on these vehicles So this one It's quite a banana shape Quite a good bit of curvature Which I've heard is quite pleasurable

And now the ball It's much longer Much longer A little bit thin Not much good But on the bees I've added some ears And coming out the end of the sea I just got a little drizzle Yeah we're on the car I'm just on the bonnet They're right on the front Right on the logo But now I'm Now I'm hitting over to a vehicle Which number plate See as ROG And it's a B-Y It's a B-Y-D Yes And To the fridge I'm going to see in me We're going in C and B Make it extra large All right It's starting on the bonnet It's curving up the windscreen And I'm running out of whipped cream Think goodness I bought two cans Hold up Hold up We're my other one I need to get my second one Your car Is drowning It's cream right now And you know I know it's a dolphin

But you know they technically can't breathe underwater That's why they come up so often Fun fact for you All right I'm adding to your roof now We're going up the roof This is the biggest C and V made of whipped cream You will ever see This is diabolical It goes right back to the fence I think we wrap creature up there And Roger I think you should probably head outside I'm sorry I'm sorry Uh oh Check out the B-Y-D There's no more This has been the Morning Rumbles show highlights To hear our off-year chat Check out the rest of the podcast feed Rover, music, radio, podcasts Rover, music, radio, podcasts Rover, music, radio, podcasts Rover, music, radio, podcasts

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