ON-AIR 🟢- Dip The D In The Jar

0:00This is a podcast from Rover The morning rumble we work with Jay and Dunc those not for radio guys were the way bigger podcast Valentine's Day is right around the corner and thanks to adult toy mega store. We're helping you get them a rose They really want Well, I like that sound It's important to brush your teeth Hi, Malve. Hi, guys. Hi, Malve We've celebrating in the lead up to Valentine's Day, which is a Saturday if you guys had forgotten. Yep And adult toy mega store they've come to the party and they gave me a bunch of roses some special roses Roses that last and we've been giving this away. No, no box of chocolates. No, no. These are like a delicate rose shaped adult toy Yeah, they're very They're very well designed to mention why as some of the you-mails I've got two modes as well Less than three inches wide is it three inches higher waterproof and they last as well

1:00No, I'm neither of those okay, but yesterday we we kicked it off worth, you know how Horadates may be for Valentine's Day or how you found out your partner was cheating on the back That was light and light and fun. So today I thought maybe Romantic injuries maybe so different We can start with that. So Dayton's race Experimenting with some hot sauce and burn yourself. I'm just gonna say it once and and it's early No banjo street Okay, no No, yeah, don't want them No, I said you're not gonna want it. Yeah, can I ask that male or anyone actually not just male But I mean you're the one who's bought this up, but hot sauce and food in the bedroom See I told this on a podcast once but try it once and Yeah, no not the hot sauce. It was just a jar of you know sexual sauce and What the hell is sexual sauce? No, like a body source or whatever you want

2:01Body no, it's chocolate body sauce. Yeah, you meant to lick it off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Put the D in the jar and then So no injuries just experimenting differently Like it tracks off the road I didn't even know how to tell these stories delicately Now you did it so well you whacked a day in chopper sauce and a jar like that off Oh, no, I know that you have told this Now Do they sell do they sell petri dishes for me? That's what she said she said looked it off. It's meant to be looked. Yeah, it's true. I like it rock Oh stuff it danger injuries We're going It was yummy

3:03Three five two zero date injuries I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure the listener wants you to stay That's for Saturday we gave some away yesterday and today and tomorrow Mal you're you're running the cutter on this one. Yeah, I don't think I should be though Honestly what now for miss what mouse here before I don't know. Yeah, I don't go We have to text podcast and you can also the show later on three five two zero But Malmau had it go wrong with with chocolate Chocolate dipping a sauce. Yes, she said we talk romantic injuries Yeah, and I said maybe it was with some hot chocolate sauce, you know that people liked it So now just on you again, sorry quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do this But I am intrigued because because we were so flummox Real fed or the mine stuff Um now was there an injury because the source was hot? No, it wasn't it was I mean It wasn't even really an injury. It just got very sticky. I think it's called cocklet

4:06That's on you, bros I ain't got no It's just very sticky in me see so I wouldn't really do the rest of the What they do Is it one different you're out? Yeah, because you can't double you can't double For some it can be you can't like you can't have another one coming there It depends what you're into if you want a double dip No, but you could only have one person per try yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're probably couldn't share that We're talking romantic injuries I put it to the list of now do you want me to keep asking the help? I know the answer Let's get Karen Karen Karen get a mate. How are you? Good morning. How are you? Good, so we're talking Romantic injuries Take it away Oh, yeah, well, I mean hubby and I have been married nearly three years and back in the day

5:07You try all sorts of fun stuff and whatnot. Yeah, and I bought it some edible undies And it was extremely hot night and you know after a few giggles because he looked absolutely hideous because back in those days They had little ties, you know, like for the I don't know something you were in hospital So was he wearing them? Yeah, yeah, you're all about me not him And he was and he was wearing them and and a few giggles. Yeah, getting a little bit intimate and then He had tried to get them off and they were literally stuck towards gear like literally stuck And we couldn't get them off and it was you know, I'm laughing and he's just like horrified And he's not having to go into the shan with him. They'll just scrub them off Melvin into a skin All over all over with gear Those fruit roll ups you get when you're a kid you know

6:10I tried but of course it's a pack and it's like yeah, they are like roll ups and exactly what they went like but they just stuck to them I remember I said we've never tried that again. That's such a good story Karen. Thank you so much Would you like to try a rose one of these rows? Adolpment mega so I would absolutely love to You're going to want to carry those happy Valentine's Day Well, thank you. Hey, good on you now thanks for sharing Karen. I remember I just made me think edible undies I remember when I went away on holiday roach and I came back and I gave Leah Panapa who was on the show pair of edible undies And I just think today in 2026 wouldn't be appropriate if you give a female staff member edible undies No, absolutely okay with it You're an absolute outlier Yeah, yeah, I don't know who's going to eat them off Oh, this we better get this somebody takes miles which we can get

7:11By Adam swear and that wins the game for the warriors Oh Right, Adam Blair joins us this morning Adam good morning Yeah, I'm wanting a team quick little into Dutch and they have good It's for you. Welcome back to the show, bro. Obviously a massive game happening The Sunday FMG Stadium the kickoff the indigenous all stars the moldy all stars I'm a ripper of a game and our producer creature. He is Fizzin. I'm just gonna bring creatures. Yes, uh, pure Adam. It's good great to have you on the show big fan now my first question is Uh, this game is the day after Valentine's Day my lovely ladies taking me out for dinner on Saturday night

8:11I'm repaying her by taking her to the game. Do you think this is a fair tradeoff? Yeah Godavilla just had a quick laugh there now. I just remembered that as Valentine's Day so thanks for the reminder first Fantastic What what what a tradeoff they couldn't get any better. I think um from from a men's perspective and a woman's perspective Absolutely, absolutely. It's going to be romantic. There's touch. There's a woman's game. There's a men's game It's a whole day of footy. I'm looking forward to it. I don't know if she is but by the end of it There's going to be love in the air is touched in the car And Adam Adam Blair pricey mate. What do you do for a valance? We'll get to league soon. Well, um, what sort of romantic are you bro? What would your wife say? Yeah, you know the funny thing and obviously I've been in part of the the All Stars for a fair while now and um always miss Valentine's Day Um, so not much of a romantic person, but flowers will do flowers will do again this year

9:12Okay, well you you've been with your lovely partner for about 14 years now as a single gal I think I've been in single for about six years What is your secret to longevity? What could I what could I do this year to find love? Oh Oh, man, my wife is patient first and foremost um, she She understands um a little bit about our rugby league journey. Um, I guess it's a commitment um You know, you've got to love someone as much as as much as they love you and you've got to have you've got to give and trade things I think you just sit like set it before Uh, go into the foot and then doing something nice for a later. So I think that's that's a big part of um having a strong longevity relationship You lost me out of patience She is She's great to work with Adam Adam, let's talk the let's talk how important this game is between the indigenous All Stars and the Māori All Stars as well As a fixture on the on the NRR and the league calendar. How um how important is it as you've been a player and as a coach now?

10:15Oh, it's uh for us for us fishing our our Māori All Stars space and and just in Māori culture in general For us to be able to play this game every year and play it consistently Uh, but also to win um is really important now. It's a It's a I guess a week of purpose for a lot of our players. A lot of our players either have grown up or born in Australia But don't really give home too much to be able to reconnect and you know to be able to come home to sick and time I think there's a stronger connection to this game and stronger connection to home. So um really excited this game Sheesh for us. Uh, we've got to go out and get a job done I know it's all about our culture during the week, but at the end of the day um like any game of rugby. It's based on results Absolutely and it was a tight one last year for you wasn't it and the team so this will be close You think again on Sunday? I think you can have the best players on the field both teams, you know And no matter who they are even if you've got the youngest players all some rookies

11:16Um, this game in history has shown that It's not a it's not a high-scoring game. It's a war of attrition You put your body in the line consistently for as long as you can and it's moments in the games that um You know that make the difference and you would have saw last year a couple of moments at Kaelin Ponga Dive at the corner to make a try saving tackle. There's a day and gag I chasing from mark And there's another one right at the end where I think it was Nephi. I've put it in a miss chord Who's playing in the indigenous team last year who is also Māori But then gag guy and a few boys just turning up and scrapping for everything So uh, won't be a high-scoring game I wouldn't I wouldn't think because history says it's won't be but you just never know in these games You want to play a little bit of fear too from both teams. There's got some fast outside backs the indigenous boys So um, we're going to have to uh do our job there But it's exciting close game lot action a lot of banging as in contact

12:18Obviously absolutely ripper coverage starts on sky sport 1 at 2 pm with the touch then 3 30 with the woman's then the means At 5 30 as well and off here We think we think you've chained to us hadn't blare off here roger probably just wants to know um about the transition from player to coach I know he's he's looking to do the same on the show at some point Um, is it seamless? I'll get some perspective on that as well I don't know about the hell now Thanks guys It's been great to have you back so much Thank you very much Thank you very much Thank you guys Awesome thanks bro Former inner-el player now coach and what again that is Creature is going to be there this coming Sunday mario stars and indigenous all stars as well And there are a couple of hardies in the Māori all stars as well I'm going to cover my lovely ladies eyes when they get on Miner wide open Valentine's Day on Saturday more adult toys We've got with Mal to give away after seven brice but Because we've been talking about Valentine's Day Love languages is something you want to teach me today Right, if you've got some uh got some love music just to set the scene because apparently we all

13:21fall into um Five categories of love languages And so that's what we each have okay So just send me to think about it. I'm going to tell you what you what they are see where we fit So Roger one is um words of affirmation So this is talking about yourself personally so this is what you like Using words to build the up the other person including verbal compliments words appreciation and encouragement Okay, I am that you oh you're good That's mine You're not hearing words Sharon knows that words of it Okay, like if you've done something Yeah, I like it if someone goes off things mate No fair enough Well, no, no, no, no, it doesn't need to be like over the top No, just appreciation. I reckon so that's mine So everyone apparently falls into five Yeah, next one is quality time okay Giving someone undivided attention engaging in meaningful conversations We're participating in shared activities Maybe that might be you physical touch Oh god, yeah, your love language might be Yeah, god, I love being touched. I really do Okay, so that's mouse um acts of service So you like doing things um you know your partner would like such as

14:24Chours errands or helpful gestures I've got to mate like that He loves it when it's like he loves it when his missus gets stuck in and helps around the house I'm like DIY sort of stuff I feel like he'll love if she comes in and just does Send in the wall you'll be like Receiving gifts is the last So thoughtful gestures tangible gifts that represent so come in home with flowers Oh, it's true or come in on with a box of beer for you So just be like oh yes babe love that So just just those five huh? Yeah, it's a bad formation Quality time physical touch Axle service receiving gifts What do you reckon you'd be males? No, I don't think so What would Emma think is yours? I'm a bit hazy probably the touch You like physical touch? Yeah, I think that would be me That is male also Yeah What do you reckon you would be in those? I would think Physical touch as well actually brice Yeah Sounds like you just copied those I've just you know You can just say you can just say none of them

15:27You can just say it's been years and there's none of them It's been years and there's none of them No you are a bit of a He's hands-y Yeah, yeah So he's hands-y at home as well, huh? Yeah, I think so but I think at least At least would appreciate At least appreciate what do you think who's Axe of service So So you do things for her I mean look at your sabbatical You're a water-plasting You're giving the house really You're doing it up You have to love that Yeah, so that's what she would think would be great Yeah, just quickly Creates Creates what would you be Produced to create I hate to be boring But your mind is definitely touch as well I love that warm feeling That chemical reaction And I love the snuggles I like getting with a snuggles When you get in the bed and you have the snuggles I like that You're doing it Oh, I love that snuggles Matt will produce a much more Axe of service I love I love that I love that I love that I love that You'd like it if you

16:27If you're a partner If you do want that sub-toasted Coming up on the morning What are your first nicks but sub-boy What are you doing with that succinct What's next sub-boy Well, according to your love languages I've actually worked out I've seen the future Must think much Oh, no What you're going to receive for your valentine tickets Miles, I've got one for you No you're so You can't stop brice and lean a lot You can't Mystical match with powers divine Buckle up proceeds He'll blow your mind Oh, no Mystical merch looking into the future Get a mate Morning, morning all I have seen the future All the way through To Saturday valentine's day Yes We just taught love languages Apparently run falls into one of five categories

17:28Yeah Some service and Physical touch etc And that's actually what triggered This vision of mine Sure To the Saturday night While you will receive valentine's day gifts Yes Great news everybody You're going to receive something Oh great, great stuff Miles, you hit a great boon earlier Yeah Recall it very paid you out The thing is subboy Yeah On Saturday valentine's day Your gift you will receive Is sunblock You'll use it as a lubricant There's Clear reverence of a man who hasn't used lubricant Is that it? Mal, you're receiving Handcuffs Oh, nice You can stop a man from running away Oh, that's a nice Why would he be running? He'd be running He'd be running towards you, sweet Yeah, we need my arms Brice, yeah New valentines

18:29On Saturday You will receive A voucher A homemade voucher Yeah Good for one massage And a wristy On your wrist Wow I can't Big, big Saturday Oh, you must've been a good boy You good boy You've been a good boy You've been a good boy I'm sort of waiting for kickers here No, no, no, no, that's okay And I love it Rodge, for valentines You will receive a 30-day pillbox organiser And there it is What's your turn, Rodge? You don't want to be last Yeah What day is it? The box features Just a blowy in the set of day And Sunday has penned all in Eurofan Wow, that's very good, man You will have a pillbox organiser, right? It's not far away You've got one already It's not far away Ah, get out of here, man It's 30, dude Thanks, mate Thanks, mate

19:32Slippery, Slippery, Sneaky A vulnerable ketchup podcast Rice and Mals show off the rails about an hour ago Oh, boy Mals running the cutter on this one Giving them away, how many... Well, we've got one obviously now But what we've got heaps left We've got one, the sour, one next hour A couple to give away tomorrow And they'll lead up to valentines day Which is Saturday for all those who might have forgotten The day of love And tomorrow's freaky Friday as well Oh, it is Maybe you want to get freaky But these are adult toys They're a rosebud adult toy Yeah Ten modes waterproof Amazing So, what do we want this morning? You can give us a call I'd hope to rock phone Well, textin You can actually just textin rose 3520 Or wanting to know What do we want to know this morning Maybe given it This is an adult toy Could we hear about your adult toy stories Yeah, like What are you reckon? Buzz Buzz Lightyear in Yeah Yeah Is mate, what are you Exactly Adult toys Anything that's happened Well, Leny, I don't know about anything

20:33Well, yeah, within reason Yeah, yeah, yeah You're not mine Not mine But I mean, do you want me to kick it off with a friend A friend of mine That's a thing Hold on She was moving Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait A friend No, I see it You got a friend It's weird, she was moving house And her parents were helping her move She had put her adult toy In a particular box That her dad had actually picked up Proceded to put down Open the box It's sloppy I know Yeah, I know But He opened the box And it was his daughter Oh, gosh And then just What did you do to say It wasn't me I swear it was I would say I would say But something like that You're a labelled Now speaking of that, here's a great example as well From She makes all her videos It's an amazing job We don't need to play this Well, we don't She told it on the eye I don't think she'll mind Right now Now we're making it good No, no She Mill is running If you run and run and hop this morning She won't care When it got

21:34Moving my bed Again, it was a team effort So all four of us were in my room Yeah, huh And we went Three, two, one, left And I Didn't realise that I had left My strap on Oh, my goodness What colour It was bright pink And I just started screaming I don't own a strap on, I'm gonna say But I reckon if I had one I'd know where it was at all times Every single set of a monitor, wouldn't you? I do have a spot for it in my cupboard But I can't I know there's a spot Who's that? Yeah, my twaver I was recently discovered The show on Rover That's all I got to say Oh, I know the rock phone Adult toy stories And I mean, hey, look, Valentine's Day Could be a good day, a bad day, a day, don't even celebrate But with these You can have your day any day Yeah, that's Yes, that's Alone all together That is right

22:35I waited until the rock phone What are we wanting? There's so many to get to actually, Mal What are we wanting now? We're talking about adult toy stories Given that this is an adult toy So we played We played so many times Great same song For what you could be winning as well Someone called me Mr Potato On the uh On the texpa thing I told you that Mal's Yeah, Mr Potato here Can't call my head a solar panel Sorry, sorry, sorry Oh, we were supposed to What At times Did you not eat the white dog? Oh, I can't School Well, your head's like a solar panel I forgot to tell you that Oh, you can Man, actually cut, actually cut, deep I know I'm bored And we've had this chat And people say about it I've never had a kid call me a solar panel We actually had a solar panel That kid needs to be nice Because it was real sunny Man, it hurt Anyway, Ashley Ashley, how are you mate?

23:36Hi, Ashley Morning, hi Adult toy stories, Ashley Yeah, um, so I went away on a family holiday It was my husband and my family And when we got there I was unpacking all my stuff And I put my toys in the bathroom Covered And my husband said Don't put them there You'll forget them Anyway, end of the holiday Uh, picked up all our stuff We left We got about an hour away Before we realised that we'd left them behind Or I'd left them behind How many toys is it? Staying to that Oh, I think it was two or three And one was quite life-like as well And some of them are just ridiculous The big ones So we pulled over to the side of the road No one's as that big That's preposterous That's not as big That's like a tiny one No way, there's no way you're used that one

24:36Yeah So we pulled over to the side of the road And I emailed the manager And I said, hey, I'm really sorry And if you could send them to me I'll pay for the postage If not just throw them away That's fine, I'm really sorry And she had emailed back And said, don't worry about it Your brother's still here I've handed them to him But then I had Bro I had to text my brother And I profusely apologising And I said, if you put them in my drawer In my room at my parents' place We will never speak about it again This was a few years ago And it still hasn't come up to this day Now did they just one last question Did they bag them at least ordered Did they pass like a baton They were in a plastic bag So you could still definitely tell what they were Yeah He can He can So obvious

25:37Why are you going through airport security Ashley, stay there You're on the draw Text coming SB2 Popular Popular in my household Tell you that much Well, you can call it this now If one of the boys finds it bruce It was left in the shower And the stepdaughter came out Says the text saying Is it for popping pimples Sort of More next so many miles Another one of these adult toys To give way after rate as well Mal, if you miss out on that That's right, and tomorrow And the lead up to Valentine's Day We're looking for your toy stories I mean, when did your dog come into the lounge When you're sitting there with your mates And they're like Hello No, that's There's not the bone I want to do to fetch Devon, good morning Good morning guys, what are we doing today Great Devon, what's your story Ex-girlfriend

26:37Barbecue Puppy and a toy Exactly, oh my goodness I didn't even know what you were going to say And then I just preempted it So you're having a Barbie And outcomes the dog Talk us through it Yep Having a barbecue Had a couple of mates over And all of a sudden the dog comes running through the lounge With this brand spanking new Dylfint's toy in her mouth And it was on Get under the table Get under the table And um Yeah, put it this way I've never seen anybody go so red So far And it took us about five of them I made Try to catch the dog with a toy No Having too much fun with it Oh no I really expect a chew toy And then once someone got it out of the mountain Did you like Biff it again No, I wouldn't do it That's the age Definitely the thought that crossed my mind Oh, Devon Straighten the burn Oh, the burnt Yeah, yeah, you'd have to Oh, mate Oh, mate It's just great story

27:37Yeah, it's just what we wanted The raw mate well done Well done Really, we tried an apri Did it with that time? Yeah, I had no idea I promise Mouth some beauties have come through that We, we, eh, would they suddenly have We have a toy box And I took a You take photos in our relationship To circle a product we're going to use That night Oh, hang on And have a look Love, leave a note Yeah Went to the plumbing shop to buy To buy a seal For something in the house Some tap Yeah Okay Showed the lady of what we wanted Oh, the wrong photo came up And then swiping across to find the photo And there's the box Awkward A very funny says grouch She knew what I was wanting And what I was getting Lisa My son opened a parcel that was delivered Which was full of toys Including ones that you, uh, where Oh Like, it can't even It's opening that There was two of them Haunting Yeah He said nothing but close the box And put it on my bed

28:38We had a good laugh about it Oh, that's what Lisa says in the chat Later What's the next one, Balty? We had a, uh, they had those, those, uh, vibrating, uh, eggs Yeah And they, some of them have a, uh, a string And they weren't cordless to the remote Oh yeah, see that For that Yeah You can control it from a different location Yeah, my son found it He was about three at the time We had friends over And he came through the house Dragging it Like a dog Oh What do you do? Like those rocks Those Tamagot What were they? Tamagotchi Yeah Like that Now the story is similar to the one we played around about seven o'clock About half an hour ago from our workmate That we had Yes, all right I was helping my friend's mum With my friend's family move house And we went to move her bed And left it up to find a very large Very large Moldered, hard plastic thing That's, that's so light

29:38That's so big Yeah, like whatever Not a chance No way There's no way Shot That's a big basement Be careful, everyone out there But then again, you know When you're helping your mate's mum You're helping your mates there And then you have to see what was there Poor guy You can't come back from that, can you? No, you can't Remember that Tomah found your mum's big Yeah, all right Stop it And it always come up, wouldn't it? Yeah, you lose every argument after that Literally And we're giving away another one Well, we actually, we gave it to the first call or two, didn't we? We did I've got about two more to give away after eight as well So nice, we went to this Coming up with the morning rumble Thanks, of course, to adult toy mega store Guys, just before we got into that An off-air conversation between us and producers Mitch and Creech Mitch, we need to bring up something Mitch has done Once again He's, continue to surprise us Will they stunning lack of detail? An ability

30:39A tension to detail is something he needs to work on Oh god, he does You ready for this next Mitch? Yeah, I didn't think it was that big of a deal The lender, I just can't understand here Something so small can be so impressive We'll mark you with no about that Whether it's next with Jane Riley The Morning Rumble podcast Produce a merch Interesting character Our producer back with us from his producers booth Morning to you Mitch again Morning You've done something that's quite alarming Well Yeah, in some books So we would just This conversation Previous to last break and You know, obviously we can talk to Mitch and Creech And their producers booth are through a We'll see through Pain of glass and they're both We've got a button we push They can hear us That's why they sound different Yeah, yeah They set mics on Yeah And so during one of those songs As often happens, we'll buzz through Of course Ask the fellas if they can Help us with something or do something Happens all morning What does Roger, just put a normal request Through to Mitch about

31:39An email that you sent him Of some audio to load Which, which you know, we just said Load this mate Well But then Mitch said Don't know what you're talking about And Roger said I emailed you And then then the stunning emission came To be fair, Bryce, it happens often I'm always emailing him stuff To be honest also, too, just on that You've probably sent him stuff that you never used Yeah, well, that's true, too So Covering your answer, we're going to like Roger There came the stunning emission, though When Roger said of Emailed you Yeah, man Then what did you say? Well, it's probably in the 2,161 Unopened emails I have You got Of my Gmail, Barry, I was like Oh, who? Over 1000 It's a lot Unopened, 61 Why Was Roger's left unopened? Yeah I didn't want the vibe of it The vibe What? What's a good vibe or not? Well Sometimes you'll come in with all caps That's very aggressive, isn't it Yeah, and I don't like opening emails

32:41I think I stress me a bit But, Shaoji Yeah I'll put it on the back, Boona But it's your job, though It's a lot of the audio It's definitely not Roger Yeah, but I've got a too hard basket It's more like a container Yeah, it's quite full of water at the time What Not fair enough, man He works as an employee, Roger, he's not a slave, mate Yeah You do, you treat us like your slaves Yeah Where's the cover? So I threw your email in the pile of all my unopened emails From like the I.R.D., and Well, that's what's going to happen Starting over over 2,000 unopened emails Yeah, yeah So what other emails are there apart from all caps Aggressive ones from Roger? Obviously all of mine Well, yeah There's an overdue account with the electric Kiwi there I should probably get to it at some point soon But that's in the too hard basket The I.R.D., as well I've worked out that they give you like a couple A couple months leeway After they send me first email

33:42No, they don't They actually got a hand on stuff They charge you interest No, no, no, no They give you like a month before they start charging interest So we got time after that first semester It would appear he knows I don't know if you've done enough You're not wrong How would you know? So you only open You only open friendly looking emails Well, yeah What do you say that way? Did you say leeway or leeway? I don't know Ah But stop using all caps, man Yeah, look at true That's just my, my, my Yeah, that's just my keyboard He didn't know He doesn't know how to uncap it My keyboard I don't know I can get it Someone's texting and said they've got 22,000 unread emails In their inbox right now People love to say You know, Jay, Jay From the afternoon show Jay and don't, good man He runs that cutter He'll deliberately have a bunch of unopened I think it's emails, text messages Showboss tegs told him He had to come into the new year

34:42With a clean, clean everything And I think he might have tried that over the break Oh, so she told him off So he's got a clean Showboss tegs, he wrote in lessons to her Yeah, you gotta clean them out Yeah Well, maybe a full email inbox Is a sign of a successful person Oh, thanks to fuchsius Like you and Jay Yeah, two peas on a pod What? What? I can't I can't Two peas Can anyone Yes Compete I know we can 2,000 might just be chump change That much is running Uh, I see Yeah, it's a 22,000 like Malseed before A higher number has already come through Yeah, from Brian Oh well, okay, to that next Who's running like Mitch, the worst admin Unopened emails, just... Right, open them, I just don't reply That's my word of course Oh, yeah, right I'll see it, and I'll go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do it And I'll just forget to reply Especially with tegs, that drives my wife Oh But, you know, like, what have you been doing? Yeah

35:43You're a busy guy, mate Who's running the worst admin, let us know To produce some merch, turns out he only opens Friendly looking emails So anyone's a dub, sent him With the capitals on, which is much It's not me being angry, it's just I'm just I don't know what I'm doing with my keyboard So, would I say, load this, please Or load this, mate There's also, like, a please and thanks Oh, it's the adjust Yeah And there's an index finger type Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah It's the vibe, it's the vibe, you get How many keyboards have you gone through, Roger? Because you type hard Oh, you know, heaps, man Like, yeah They don't, they don't last long They don't, they aren't single, like, long Yeah Bitter down like that Oh, yeah, well Yeah, at all One of my favourite things was when I first started here Really quickly, Roger, I had to show him How to use shift to make a capital letter Or his keyboard What? Holy He put it up, he only knew to go caps lock Then tap a letter and then turn caps lock off And then, and this is why you're getting emails from me That I can't get out of caps lock now

36:44So now you need to show him how to get out of caps lock So how many emails have you got that aren't open 2,161 No, I find that a lot I can't handle the read No, neither can I I can't handle the read alert You know, the little number that sits on certain apps on your phone This has got this many done, unreal, it's like No, no, I can't handle that But there's plenty of people who've got more than you much Aaron actually not emails But he says he's got 909 unread texts That Gee, that would give me Surely there's going to be some important ones in there Brian's got 28,279 unread emails As an open them Khan has 35,834 unread emails Liam has 41,000 unread emails And currently, last one, 73,139 unopened emails 73,000 Caleb, that's from Caleb

37:45I just haven't understand Once again, these are the things that matter These are the stories that matter Well, I'll tell you what They're staggering, but Sam joins us next She's got even more Oh, wow No, I like it next Why are you thinking about it? A vibe guy He's a vibe guy And once you've got your rules, mate Don't bend them for anyone else, mate Oh, I don't plan to It's got you this far, mate Well, exactly You're just stand on, stand on your business Exactly, what was that email even about, Rodge? Audio that logs them out Audio that I need to make I know I think audio right now Pookie time That's how the email read So you've got over 2,000 unread emails Merch correct Yes, 2,161 to be exact Well, which we thought seemed a lot And then instantly takes Start to come in 15,000, 20,000 In 20,000 30,000 Some of the ones you were just reading before miles Unbelievable Thought we wouldn't be able to get anywhere Yeah Well, that's chicken feed We've got Sam on Sam

38:46Sam, how many unopened emails It's like 89,000 unopened emails And that's just in my primary inbox There's a whole heap more in my Promotions and box As well that I haven't touched Ah, how many years mom What are we talking here? Ah, I don't delete emails Probably going back to when I got it in 2008 So it's just years and years of accumulations Coming up 18 years of just correspondence Have you ever grouped them together Or gone through in Peru's stuff you may have missed? No, I mean, they check them regularly I just don't delete things It doesn't make anything run slower Or any of that Is you good with it? No, I mean, I don't have to delete a heap From like one of the random inboxes I had Because Google was threatening to charge me for it I was using that much storage What's the most recent unopened email you've got there? Who's it from? Ah, that's probably like BBC

39:47He signed up to all those newsletters, eh I've spent how does it look So many newsletters over the years Like the amount of competitions and stuff you do And then before you know, you've just got everything Have you ever thought about sitting aside for a day And just trying to go through them and clear them and delete them? Oh god, no, because that would take months Too overwhelming Yeah No, we're looking for this one Yeah, just give up Yeah, exactly No, you're exactly what we asked for 89,000 unopened emails Wow You, yeah Keep on, get to 100,000 You've got it You've got it, you've got to get 200 Oh, there Yeah Well, next we've got more Would you, would you believe me if I said that's nothing? Really? That's nothing Zeta, next, how many unread emails? Sam before 89,000 And you said, Brian, that's nothing And that is correct because Zeta, good morning Good morning Thank you for waiting, too How many have you got? That's right

40:48Currently, 196,413 So, say that again one more time 196,413 Unread emails Zeta, you sign up to a lot of things You're getting like, like, I've got the briskos ones to get a couple of those a day What do you got? Do you like Timon? Oh, look, it's full of things But it's actually, there's a reason behind it And I will do it for the rest of my life So my friend saw that I had 20,000 unread emails a long time ago And she said I was wild So, I have just kept them So that I can annoy her That is, that is pity And I love it When you have succeeded four years ago And you're at 105,000 Like, having you a children girl Well, I'm so close to 200,000 now Yeah, that's right Yeah, you'll get Now, question for, I mean obviously There's a lot of the subscription ones Or whatever that'll come through That will help these numbers But surely a lot of these unread ones Are they any of them like from family or from work or whatever

41:50Can you just tell from what the email is Oh, I know they're just to that I don't need to open it Well, they won't be work, work's not attached to that So there's other ones in the work email Oh, yeah But look, if they really needed me They know, they know my phone number And now, are you a text back person? Are you what's that back person? Like, is it just the email that's high number? It's just the email Yeah, I like it Are everything else in your life in order? Great to hear that Absolutely So I just want to be a petty We will show the best I love it To give you 200,000 I'll let us know when you get to You can do it, Andy Yeah, yeah I'll think of that Yeah, surely Zeta is the Is the national champion I would say that Surely no one in New Zealand Yeah Has more than a hundred and 96,000 unopened emails You've got to prove it You've got to send us The Morning Rumble Instagram Or Facebook Messenger Let us know, because that is staggering How many years have that taken? Did we ask her that? I feel like that's a really important question Ask her Can we just, can you just ask Creech to ask that?

42:51I'm just really intrigued as to how many years that took How many years has it taken to get to 196,000 emails? She's gone So I hate her We'll let you know after the right We'll let you know Now, Creech, we had Zeta on before And she had 196,000 unread emails Unopened emails in her In her computer Wow, because it matches over 2,000 And then it prompted the chat Exactly No, not about 196,000 One important question though Wasn't it that we didn't get to How many years has it taken? When I got her back on the blower She said 20 20 years 20 years Wow I had to go through the system To get her back on the phone actually Because her settings are like Please tell me your reason and name for calling And then I got through So I mean, clearly Someone that is ascending like that Is going to have 200,000 She doesn't want to be found She doesn't want to be found She's off grid And we're never getting a hold of a river again either

43:53So any more questions Don't even bother If she ever says email me Yeah That's right Yeah, don't Now what that means We're going to come back next Because This is going off of Valentine's Day Mel, you're all over this one Here, thanks to Adult Toy Mega Store Giving away, they're called Rose Or A-Rose Well, it's an Adult Toy Shaped like a Rose Bud It's got 10 functions, 10 modes And people are loving the idea of this The kind of Rose that you want on Valentine's Day So yes, we'll give one away next Also, here's the Datsons Now, speaking of the Datsons Bryce and Mel, Jim Beam, homegrown March 14, Hamilton Yeah So good It's always an exciting day And back in the Tron Datsons obviously from Cambridge Great to have the Datsons back in the country That was a great live bands That's so good We are not back though It's Mitch Who's taking over the rock stage this year Only friendly clients Bring them on, give us an MC Bring them on Right now Datsons

44:56You want a million? We are talking about Sun bumming Ah, is that what I'm saying? Ah, it's not that That's not that The Morning Rumble podcast Jim, a lot of calls and texts for these very popular Mel What a morning, it's been already These do look good Shaped like a delicate Rose Bud This adult toy is the kind of toy That you want on this Valentine's Day I've had one in me We're On me, Cecil Day Well, they fit in the palm of your hand Took me an hour to work out what it was It sort of was having a great morning But I highly recommend them, team No, they look good Great, that's a cat Thanks to adult toy, mega stores So another one to give away Mel What do we want for for this? Well, maybe I thought we could Celebrate my fellow single turns Is there anyone that can out-single me? Someone else for you today How long have you been single? I think it's about six years now Okay, you've been single six years Can anyone top that? Okay Surely Mate, actually, I was talking about that

45:57Just, and nothing wrong being single Single's great There's not There's plenty of people in relation There's plenty of people that are in relationships That shouldn't be Yeah, that's right I think I was at the butcher yesterday A bit crooked on that roach Just something, just back in my mate Bricey up here Lovely Lovely lady at the butcher Was telling me that her son is keen as On you, Mel So, we, potential partner Oh, and what does he do? He's a butcher Yeah Butcher A lot of sauce Well, that's hopeless Because you don't even need meat melt Well, not that kind of meat Oh, Jesus What an earth like you do Anyway, me single friends out there Who's been single the longest? You could be winning one of these That's sick roses Can we beat six years? Yeah Well, it's been six years, isn't it? Yeah, six years, someone was asking me yesterday How long I've been single for So I thought this morning we would celebrate Yeah All those who are single Because why can't they celebrate Valentine's Day And you could absolutely celebrate it With this rose as well

46:58Exactly His and his Couple Alone You can bloody do it You won't do it mate That's fun So, six years Six years, and I thought Can you beat that? Because I mean, what even What qualifies single? You know, like, you've obviously had There's been relations And I've got situations Yeah, yeah And there's six years But you still haven't had a long Two boyfriend in that time There has certainly been Guys Even though people might think That I'm alone all the time But there has been It's just I would want to find someone That lasts So this time I don't want to go through All of that again So it's probably why I'm a bit hesitant But Put it out there And someone beat the six years I reckon so Uh, Miranda Good morning Hello How you doing? Miranda, you're good How long have you been single? Twelve years Coming up Twelve years Twelve years And so like, now you're happy but single? Yeah, yeah, I'm not bad Yeah, I have trust the shoes So I'm not doing it again

47:58Yeah, sure enough Oh, you don't even have one Oh, look for the pot No, I know My last relationship was very Emotionally mentally abusive And I'm And I can't do it I can't do that Do you reckon one day you'll get to the point Where you might want to invite someone into your life? Uh, Potentially I guess Well, good on you for getting out of it It's a growing dream Yeah Yeah Um, yeah You're not supposed to ask people how old they are, right? How old are you? Not doing what you want to say I'm 55 Oh, 55, yeah Great Well, 12, uh, 12 years You've doubled mouths, yeah I'm celebrating you I'm giving you a rose for valentine There we go Oh my god, you've got the stone wall Some thank you stone mat I appreciate it Well, we appreciate you telling your story And enjoy your single, your single time Love yourself Yeah Uh, yep It's the only way to do it So, you've got to have stuff Love, you should be having anything else Thanks, mate Thank you Don't forget to appreciate your call Thanks so much Oh, ten that one back over I'm not giving it up

48:59I'm not giving it that one Make some spring white Give that back You're all right, you can have a few text emails So many we can, uh, we can get it Get to a few now and come back Okay, well, someone's 15 years This year, a law, says a text Single, over 20 years, Rick and Sean Holy heck Uh, my sister has been single for 22 years She deserves the rose Yeah, wow And finally, been single 23 years But, they keep on coming in They get even more Longer and longer For 27 years Uh, I'm 48 Single since I was 21 And what a terrible time that was, says Rob Uh, been single all my life 32 years, not the end of the world, carry on Like that Yeah, I tell you That's the text That's what the text reads 36 years single chooses to pay for his intimacy Oh For their intimacy, I should say It doesn't specify what gender Don't have done off, we needed that It's legal You do 45 years old I'll carry on 52 year old Never out of girlfriend

50:00Never out of girlfriend And I reckon this one wins My aunt spent 84 years single She loved it She was busy raising other family members Kids Including me Best aren't ever From an eater Wow, wow, wow For 84 Hmm Oh, wow, wow Back at her It's all back at her Get to your left side Back at her It's all back at her It's all back at her It's back at her again Holy streets to the scords Yeah And it's some Dan Eden Highlanders at home For some bar study I'm talking on the Crusaders From the Crusaders One of our favorite rugby players My favorite rugby player Ethan Blackout A good morning mate How are you? Get a mate Rod, crew, everyone Morning Hey Ethan You are easily the greatest Crusader of all time We love you Hands down Hands down We're great One of the great As just summering stuff Been bro before we get into a footy chat and all of that, how you been? Oh yeah, been really good then. Now had a good summer, went up to the top of the south

51:03and did a few bits and bobs up there, but now I feel fresh, ready to go, you know? Ever tried sun bumming? I'm sorry. Do you know what it is? Yeah, yeah, no, one of my good friends recommended that to me once and I tried it for probably 10 seconds and thought this is weird. I'm still enough to, great answer. Do you feel, I know you son, you're ready, you're ready to go, but what is it? 13th of February tomorrow, do you feel like you've had enough rest and you're ready to get back into rugby? Well, you know, in 30 degree heat. Oh, absolutely, yeah, I've been kind of ready to go since December, really. I'm just, just got off of the, some injury of all things. So yeah, I've been excited for a long time. A some injury, that's so nighly for the sort of work that you guys do and the collisions that occur to your body to injure just something as pathetic as a thumb must be frustrating. Yeah, I know right, like out of the mall, that would be the one I think would recover the quickest, but no, not the case.

52:03Morning, Ethan, it's Mal here. Now, I understand that you're a taken man. Valentine's Day on Saturday, do anything romantic or you're a man of love? Yeah, what's your love language? I think I'll do the traditional thing and get some flowers. I think we'll be step one. Nice, yep, yep. Yeah, I'm obviously heading to the deep south, so I won't be home, but yeah, I've got the weekend, so I should be able to do something romantic. Poetry or a mix or a mix tape or something like that. I mean, that's a bit of years, isn't it? Yeah, you're a poetry guy. You're seeing that a lovely message. A bit of a selfie video, you know what I'm like? I reckon I could punch something under ChatGP pen and I'll never work real good. It's modern love, and it's best Ethan Blackheader. ChatGPT, little poem there. How you feeling about the game? I'm going to go rugby chat now. How you feeling about the Highlanders? They've lost Fabian Holland, they've lost Dylan Pleger,

53:04but they're always dangerous under that roof. Yeah, they are. Yeah, we had a preseason hit out a few weeks ago, and yeah, it was kind of a game of two hubs really, but they'll be a different team to that, and we're expecting them to be at their best pretty much. So yeah, it's always good plan under the roof. Pretty good. I heard as well. I think it was the end of last year. Great man, Jimmy Marshall, water lad podcast. He said he was on there and he had Rubin O'Neill, who's a great man, obviously. You'd know Rubin O'Neill, great front row. He was saying that the success he realized in the Crusaders paraphrasing him here was the fact that Crusaders shower note and the chiefs had an answer. What do I want to know? You've got a new stadium coming. Oh, yeah, yeah. How the shower facilities look and have you been through them so far? Newed showers, are they back on the plate? Yeah, I have been through there. And, sorry to say, they're actually all cubicle now. OK, there's no one open shower in the whole building.

54:09And did there used to be in your old stadium? Was it an open shower there? Was it? Yes, yeah, yeah, it was open. So, yeah. PC. Yeah, it was gone, Matt. I don't even show a note at home. Oh, right. Yeah. What do you do, Miles? Oh, yeah. What happened? Do we have a tongs on it? Oh, just move on. Now, a huge game kicking off Super rugby tomorrow, Friday night in Dunedin, other zoo, all the students are back. Oh, yeah. Do they give you a bit of abuse or do you need the players like the Crusaders players? Yeah, yeah. They're constantly abusing and yelling. Like a bit of a fuss down that in. Yeah. I don't know how they could abuse you if anything like that. Anything that you can say that they yell at you? Oh, I don't know, Roger. Now, I can't remember for recall anything, technically. But, yeah, they're just yelling at you. How shit, yeah. LAUGHTER How good the hall underdog. Oh, it's terrible.

55:10It's terrible. Who's the worst at the bottom of a rut to mate? I mean, not often does an Ethan play an Ethan, but Ethan de Groot, we had him on during the week as well. Who are the niggly ones at the bottom or that you play on the field? That you love having a bit of niggle. Yeah. Oh, I hopefully in this game, I'd love to see Mitch Dunshat at the bottom of the rut. Oh, yeah, the one. Yeah, and I'd love to see Ethan de Groot at the bottom of the rut. Good chat there. No, excellent. Look for that. Amazing. Mate, we were through all the best with the Superseason, and it actually pains me to say that to a Crusader, given we're big hurricanes, fans, me and Miles. But this show, bloody loves you, mate, you're a top man in the Blackadder. Go well, hope you have more of a season, bro. Hey, thanks so much, crew. I appreciate it. You've had a big day and a good valentine. Yeah, mate. Thanks so much. You would make a hurricane's matchday 23, yeah, man. Yeah, you'd make the wider training score, bro. Yeah, absolutely, for sure.

56:10Yeah, you'd be in the leadership group. Yeah. Ethan Blake, we'll get you out some canes, mate. Yeah, right? Now, produce a merch, very busy kick this off last week. So many coming through to the sea and the hall of fame. If you don't know what we mean, just check out Morning Rumble Instagram, right? Easy as. Yep, there's a few posts up there now. Some of the entries we've had in the balls of fame. Yeah. Some fantastic ones also coming in overnight from Jared Lill. Someone that has painted a giant CMB on the roof. Oh, OK. Well, maybe on the neighbor's roof, it might be on the own roof to point towards the neighbor's property, so they have to steer at the CMB. Which I, I think, is quite funny. Yeah, it's gotcha. Gotcha. They used to use it for navigation back in the day. Is it right? Yep. Some of us still do. LAUGHTER The South Star. Matthew Connor also emailed in with a great snap of a CMB left at a uni hall.

57:11It's sort of a communal lawn in the middle there with a big CMB. A lot of work's gone into that one. Yeah. I was a big fan of that. Thanks for that email. Yeah, that's right. Last week, Creech wasn't inspired to get it out into the car park as well and detect some of the other station vehicles with a CMB whipped cream can. Yes, have a listen. I've got a couple of cans of whipped cream, and I'm going to put some CMBs on these vehicles. I'm steering. I'm steering at a more FM vehicle with Sai and Lana on it. I'm going to put a CMB on Sai by net faith. He's a midget of radio. We're doing it. This whipped cream is good. Oh, gosh. It's a bit hard because I'm going from the side. And so it just looks like I've creamed all over Sai's face. You know what? And that's that video was made, actually. Yeah. And you can see that, can't you, much? Instagram story, if you want to see Creech creamed side by his face. Yeah. You're nice. Someone's as better. It does. That video is too late. You want to see a real Picasso in action, then head along there.

58:15A real hard taste. Great stuff, much. Going well, CMB Hall of Fame. And you're texting balls, correct? 3520, right? Yep. And if you have a CMB, you'd like to enter in for the balls of fame. A message at an morning rubble, Instagram, or Facebook. Excellent. Great stuff. The Lord's work there, buddy. I've got seen a message from Mate, I know as well. Now, it's got to the point where it's getting out of control in some workplaces. He sent through a message that was sent by the boss that was saying, team on three separate occasions, there's been inappropriate drawings on the whiteboard. And the smoke I wrote, it needs to stop. Oh, hey, people just keep doing CMB. That's why. It's infiltrating workplaces. It's infiltrating the workplaces. Don't stop. Keep going. This has been the Morning Rumbles show highlights. To hear our off-ear chat, check out the list of the podcast feed. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.