ON-AIR 🟢 - Crusaders = Up, Creech = Down, Bryce's Son's Teeth = Gone

0:00This is a podcast from Rover The Morning Rumble podcast the blistered heel of radio podcast last Monday Poor old producer much was in the dog and he was in the dumps at a terrible way the Crusaders were pumped 50 points put on them by the Brumby so the difference a weekend One week is all it takes You know actually I had to change a heart in their last song I was going to go on on you everyone and really rub it on your faces But I've just got a real concern for New Zealand rugby right now Is the only New Zealand team to get a win this weekend. I mean Absolutely a bismill from the higher case couldn't get it done in Fiji Something more on a Pacifica dead just a couple weeks before blues terrible in Canberra guys You look you weren't gonna go us Coward cowardly, but I was the first in Creek see what he came on he's I actually don't even care

1:04Coward back it out now creatures have also been two or three days of electric Ave and he is batlanders are indeed No He's running at Sack slow gas I don't think we'll see Kreech till Thursday We will we will we see you well, I just look at the run sheet and and there is way too much Creek 33 What a shit even Grin you

2:12Chiefs fans are just so loyal. They always do it out the FMG stadium to watch the team lose again for us Well, I couldn't hide my glee during your losses and the team script Yeah, I waited to the very end against the hurricanes. Yeah, to send a little voice You fell as we're caught in the group chat I think that's the same It's not the tune Doesn't matter when you're a winner I'm gonna go home I don't want to play with you too. I don't want to put up with it Energy great

3:13Now let's let's let's look the coin of energy the energy coin We just had much I had a Ripper weekend now Kreech you had a Ripper weekend as well. Yeah, let's let's get to that next and we're at oh Yes, your corner Pieces Merchus Crusaders are produced so they had a big one against the chiefs of the weekend Merchus Cocker hoop someone who's not cocker hoop because he's been away in Christchurch all weekends picking a Crusaders at electric app Creatures Talk us through whatever you're away for hours away for a two But you're doing more fun things a minute if you're new to the show Kreech lives his life for the weekends Yes, and is contractually bound to be here. Yeah, there's a party peg radio is my side hustle. Yeah, and sending it is my full time

4:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a massive 45,000 people a night You were there Kreech talk us about it looked awesome, bro. I'm social incredible incredible Very just before we get to you. You got Friday night much you were at the domain. Yes My wife is at the domain that looked a great white too over 10,000 people there with good Charlotte and they run that'll bread Two yep, there was awesome cool spot for it as well. Yeah, yeah, really enjoyed that highly suspect there as well great stuff Yeah, nice. Sorry our bread bread the boss was hanging out with Johnny Stevens. Are they like now? I think so they'll pour and drink down each other's thoughts. It's a look like from Instagram. That is highly suspect Isn't it yeah boss Brad? Yeah, and you you seem fine much. Yeah, you know, you're a great weekend Yeah, talk us through Friday Saturday. Well There was Thursday night as well So I'm here Friday. I flew down on Thursday We sort of got a bit carried away and excited there. You always do and then Friday Yeah, you've got the ball underneath underneath the arm sort of ran it straight from the back fence first day blues

5:18Yeah, source split ends Very good one thousand show And I mean one of them one of the brothers said I was you know taking us a while to get to it We've been on 999 for a long time. Yeah, I must admit their percussionist look like he was hanging on for dear life I don't know how how old that guy is Good on kudos to him for getting on stage He played the crap out of the spoons rich rich from you on a month ago Yeah, we have a lot in common and then we kicked on for a wee bit there into the early hours of the morning Yes, yes, Raj, shame with us. Angela. I'm on Saturday. This was my highlight. It was live band not just the DJ Angela was so good man. I made a big day out like 20 plus years ago and they were amazing Oh, it's just absolutely rip out here and we just absolutely went headfirst into that then we kicked on Saturday night and then we kicked on to like I don't know six or seven yesterday morning

6:22And then and then I had to fly out of like a leaven That was a guy who's security All for all for all for I had to Sunday scurries That's what I blastered by Wallace I Want animation Wait, we made it my missus actually missed her flight, but um, and you left it? Yeah I've got places to be see a babe let's go Got a new Harley Suspix here tonally Yeah, yeah, well, hopefully it'll be back by Thursday maybe but an absolutely phenomenal time loved it If you came up and said hello and boogie'd thank you so much and quick shout it actually I'm freed with a bunch of guys. I met it our envy ringy space sheep moth pancake Bubba more and man

7:22You meet some good rock listeners Lots lots of great people don't remember any of the But that group great guy would have been there would have been like Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh gosh guys. I might need to go to the bathroom quickly What a great review Of us massive weekend electric cabin crush different kind of bathroom use today You want a weekend at last produce a merch. He is cock. I hope the crusaders meet the chiefs and all the other New Zealand teams lost the blues lost hurricanes lost. He is loving that. He says I think he's running around the building Yeah, I produce a creature a massive weekend a crusher. It's a huge weekend for you the electric av creation a bit lower today Conversely my weekend I had my six year old came in at around about quarter to four in the morning on Sunday morning Uh, and he just projectile vomit of it through our room

8:25So I clean up his spew as I was dry reaching through the smell of it There's nothing worse is there and we traced it back and we think because he'd gone out to dinner with his uh his best friend and his grandparents Oh, yeah, and uh, we've we worked out that he didn't too many Truffle all fries at the local restaurant. That's very rich as a nurse. I can see it must be nice And you must be nice Ruffle right What a what a truffle wanker And uh, and I think I think I had too much uh, great a parmesan So it's too rich for his little tummy And you paid the price to let me else. Yeah, you paid the price Oh And there's tough and there's tough economic farms Is any too much truffle and parmesan Shareable do now keep him off the caviar Oh, yeah, good good show Don't order a dozen oysters No, uh, it's coming to hang out my mates 30th three of us got arrested for no today

9:28Mrs. Fancy it was an absolute ripper Hope you well. Hope you're well-team. That's loving great star Do believe Creech shards could be a bad time to ask him But I think last week you'd set up a bounce back for there's this this tour N.I. All is it nil? Yes, the blind spot one. Yeah nil three fun two zero. That's how much energy I've got Uh, I think that'll work last week. Yeah, yeah Creech came through mouth over the bit of help from the weekend actually messaged about him You had to put the pleasure of meeting Creech's electric av on friday What a guy said. I'm warning then one of our mates was downtown Battling there's not really a frequent user of uber. Yeah, struggling to get the work And we had to put the address into yeah, we needed to go so we asked the guy beside and that happened to be Creech To help him told him the address Creech put it in for him then send him on his way Then 20 minutes later heading the wrong in the wrong direction releasing Creech had stitched him up Realising realising do you remember this Creech? I have no recollection of that whatsoever But legends

10:30You sent the guy 20 minutes the wrong way. Yeah classic He might be on the motorway there Well, he could have been on the motorway amazing now this audio here a car driving backwards down the motorway the other day Have a listen Trying to take Yes Obviously footage from within someone's car Yeah, but uh either they are on the motor seemingly keeping pace Driving in reverse. He was yeah, he was going. Yeah, yeah 100% so not on the wrong side Not even getting towed or anything like that with lights on Heading backwards. Yeah, that's what he was doing Craziest thing in West Auckland as well now. Yeah, the things I see out there I mean just the other day on the motorway I saw this guy driving a van and his front door kept opening Saw the people in the back holding the front door so it wouldn't keep opening

11:33I know that's what's happening on the motorways and West Auckland. Yeah, that's what's going on There's a few stories are doing around as well miles of what's being spotted on the motorways over the years Like last year woman Notice her engine was making a a weird sound yeah a little bit louder than usual um pulled over and Behind a motorway patrol car and they found a kitten Tucked deep inside the engine bay Kid him was safe spent the afternoon riding in an officer's lunch bag And eventually was adopted by one of the emergency call takers And you remember this the Toyota 2 on ramp the little black pig Lead arm police and animal control Uh on a high speed foot chase that shut down the motorway I don't remember the black pig don't you remember no um it would it would it would it's escaped into the bush Surrounding the motorway off rent round the out of two way yeah Yeah, okay, all right. Did they saw what happened to that pig

12:33Uh Rod you know what you're doing Uh No Mouse winter bakersville yeah Lots of different mischiefs to about Whether it's a woman eating cereal while driving yeah doing make up vivid on make up. We've been guilty now No, I can't multitask. I'm not like most women. No, you're not You see me I've just a Ryan remember he obviously had to he lost his mattress. He will search Remember the couch. Yeah, couch. Yeah, couch. Yeah, I'm just honest off the trail He just left it there. Keep on going. No, it was on as nice Just looking online as well. There's um 6,000 chickens a lorry on the M6 lost its load resulting in thousands of trucks running loose Four and a half thousand were rescued meaning 4500 chickens are still on the loose Where are they now? They're gone to a happy farm. I don't think they do

13:37Lots of raw surage Recently, yeah, we ran into we had said had to tour it around And of course the massive spill there was a massive spill close to where mitch lives in Ashburden Yeah, where he's from Geraldine. That was the big like three or four thousand liters of recently recent poo And one of my favorites too um an emu battle a driver witness to emus having a massive fight that had broken out of the back of the van And um one man doing One guy doing press ups motorway push push-ups a naked man was spotted doing push-ups on top of an old Volvo A state and a label so it's pulled over and there he was just naked on top of the Volvo doing press-ups Getting his game. So Lincoln Parker here at March 18 not too far away spark arena details Easiest way to eastern park three five two zero for tickets and event details the from zero world to A doubled a day to give away all this week. So double pass all this week on the morning rumble and

14:44Oh Lincoln park factor done this with various bands singing for this of course And this is the song you need to sing today. Yeah, I'm interested to this you guys So came about this Friday when you knew what was happening and I'm really intrigued as to what song you've gone What was stopping here? So this is the bit you'll need to sing so like we do it'll start it'll stop The you have to come in so this is okay basically it today You'll hear this but One step closer. Yeah. Yeah, one step closer And then you have to sing this bit here Yeah So you've got a yellow shut up. Yeah Okay I'm about to break Now you're in a bear rush. That was also man man Emily has got nothing

15:48That came from that came from yeah deep Well, I don't know so that's what you need to do. Oh, I need to rock. Don't sing that Sounds easy and the best slasper is gonna win the ticket Yeah, double a day something different tomorrow for this. So Miles you want to give it a go What? Not really I guess so good luck Shut up Shut up Shut up when I'm talking to you Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up I'm about to break

16:48I'm about to break It was soft boy stuff I was like roaches What's a soft boy again soft boy is um sort of like a week When I'm talking to you Shut up now I'm about to break. No, that's good stuff soft boy Shut up rice I guess I'm screams. I don't have a rock fine. We'll do it next first three quarters. I don't want to bring your need to it No, I think it's done. I think I've finished that Oh I think I get that double pass right Double pass and still up the grabs are right here Lincoln Park vector Lot of money spent on putting that a lintro together Oh big budget big budget big budget

17:50Produced so much well done on that mic Thank you actually got the band under re-recorded that one Good here up So we do this a lot of singing you know the songs going to stop you coming and sing The best slash worst Lincoln Park double pass to give away this morning in fact all this week We've got Lincoln Park double passes to give away correct So the song stops you keep going one step closer as the song today James from Get away James Morning team how are we all good now? So obviously haven't been here 13 years Lincoln Park new singer with Emily It could have been you James you could have replaced Chester let the nation right now how you could have Been the new singer of Lincoln Park when the song stops you keep going good luck all right We got my good luck. Yeah Stop you go. Let's go a bit of the mouse Here we go Shut up when I'm talking to you

18:53Shut up Shut up when I'm talking to you In the double for me guys. That's an instant. No, but thanks From Wellington Zach. Good day, mate. Good day. How are you? Morning. Morning. Good morning Zach are you ready to go? Yeah, Radio's always a bit mate Should be good Shut up And then it's the best one The timing was on point. It was really good

19:56We got one more one more we're going to Owen Owen good morning I Owen how old are you how old are you Owen? Nine nine nine nine your little champ all right Now how often are and been nine years old if you just yelled these lyrics at your parents Yeah Okay, our mum's there for emotional support songs about to stop Owen you come and give it your best good luck good luck You We'll just give him a double We're giving young we're giving young are you double because because he's nine and yet confidence to ring so any and he actually is he's so good

21:04His phone was shit. Yeah, it was fine. Yeah, that's his mum's fault Yes, and let's give away another one to Zach Zach how filthy would you have been if we just go back to the kid who's phone cut out Mate when when I heard the little boat's voice cover on us like I'm caught that's me done But you're so good one of the best really good we got two doubles So you get one mate you're off to see them imagine been James the first call So you're going well done and we'll bring Owen back on Owen you're going to Lincoln Park Awesome cool. He's dope. Sorry about the phone drama. I bet you um Owen's mum and dad are going ha ha ha Well played What a character he is Ruben you're four-year-olds. Yeah, he's a character Great video from the weekend probably not good for you is just um to sort of urinating Anywhere he wants all over your backyard essentially you off your deck. Yeah, yeah

22:06Yeah, and uh in bushways means you can just go wherever you want Is this Ruben's world we're just loving another that yeah, we are now. Yeah, how does he urinate in your pool? Of course, yeah, I mean he doesn't Tell me that he has is he in the pool where he does it and he goes then off to the side Again, another one. Yeah, that's also a good chance of that But I hit obviously I was not here Friday Because we sort of found out later in the week that you're supposed to have this procedure He ran headfirst into another kid Um tooth first into another kid. Oh teeth first. Yeah, I say yeah And so it bunged up his two front teeth and uh they were hoping that the teeth one of the teeth were just fall out But it didn't and then so he's you're gonna have to have the surgery to take them out Oh, they're gonna have to take out multiple ones now because they hadn't come out and they were Rotting away or whatever. Yeah, they don't want to get them out And so any way you have to go GA because the thing you tried to fight the last dentist that they tried to get anywhere near his teeth

23:07And so that was had to be early Friday morning and so they yeah, they had to General anaesthetic. Yeah, take out his two front teeth. He got a fresh mullet cut on the weekend And a set of boxing gloves and he honestly get the boxing gloves from found them He suits the mullet. Yeah, no front teeth. Yeah, um he's a terror. Yeah, so he is a terror and went all the surgery Well, yes, what's very came so he was all right with that. Yeah, well, no No, I'm gonna say had to go with the injections and all that so no, they've got to put the Thing over the face to guess them. Yeah, okay. Did that do that go on easy? No No, no, I think he punched and then kicked So he got a combo It's good on his back really to go at any point But we were thinking like obviously he had to have the show off to you know Go on because a little fella going under GA and we got the other little fellow tussard to worry about as well So it just didn't work out with no parents up these ways Um, how did you lose your your your teeth? Yes. Yeah

24:11Like your two front teeth. Yeah, how'd you lose them because I mean that could be your I smashed one of my teeth out when I was young When I talked about you know when the bike wheel fell off my bike front wheel. Yeah, dad hadn't put on Just riding along and all of a sudden you've got no front wheel. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna eat concrete You did could have been at the skate park. Oh, could have been surfing could have been in a fight could have been anything How'd you lose them? How did you lose them? That's what we want to know. I ain't had a rock phone text in as well 3520 this morning Many of you guys ever lost any teeth not me but my Nana of one of those soft rolls She just just came out like Not good rod you you've lost many. I just lose them like driving home Bro Well, I did this fall out At the traffic lights You're son ribbon brus as yours and two front teeth removed. Yeah, surgically removed on Friday

25:11Yeah, why be the last teeth he loses? No, I mean, so he's got to be he's gonna be toad less until obviously the big ones come through and I was like Oh, yeah, do they come through quicker once they're removed early, you know, or surgically as a little one They're like nah, it could be a few years. Oh It's gonna be the little let's be Gummy the mullets Boxing gloves mess of gas on his forehead then smashed under his eye Little bruise But a bigs the question and holy heck miles been busy compiling there's of how you lost your teeth Yeah, almost overwhelming. I think we can get to hate it. Yes, hate a good morning Oh, okay, team. Hey going good, mate. We're talking your front teeth Um, I'm actually my best mate Robert Martenga. Um, he beat down by Naaru hot springs hydroslide backwards and his teeth caught on one of the joins Um, and those bang they were gone instantly and uh, I asked him what you do afterwards and he's like

26:23Yeah, no, no, no, he's going Down feet first, but I think on a stomach maybe and then his as face is caught on the join I think that's why first is what you're saying like head first. No, no, I feed for it. Maybe head first, but I know what you mean But he's on a stomach But could have been another way No, that'll do it. That makes sense. What do we want to go Lindsay? Good morning. How did you lose your teeth? Hello, Lindsay. Are you there? Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah Well, what sort of teeth are we talking here front front teeth? I'm a two front teeth. What did you do? Uh, chopping a tree down and you don't turn your back on a tree biggest rock in the state ever Uh, I backed away it and turned around and it hit the ground the butt bounce back up They'll be putting me against uh, stump And had my chainsaw screaming next to me and reached up and thought shit

27:27I mean, it was stuck in my government. It was actually my front teeth. Where I snatched out Sticking into my gum Right for your gum. So Wait, I just pulled them out of my mouth and um like they need them no more. So I threw them away Did you do enough? Did you give them a place or But you sort of do need it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I actually um, I actually got them replaced So so you didn't need them? I did uh, I don't know. I don't need them no one else did Um, you just said you got them replaced, so you didn't need them Yeah, no, no, no, no, I've got a um, a full top flight replacement for free Shot Lindsay What am I calling? I'll cut them Um, Miles, we'll get to some text next so many coming through on how you'll lost your front teeth Yeah, my mate Harko The very quick version he went to that since gig he got headbutted um, and thought nothing over there And they're in the bathroom together head-to-head forehead old mate head-to-head mouth It was a mosh pit situation Mosh pit situation, that's gig

28:27Yeah, and then weeks and weeks and weeks of pass He had this weird little pimple feeling on his forehead Went to the doctor so wouldn't go away doctor pops it and out comes a tooth. Yeah But the fun the best part about the story was uh, only like a week later the The he they needed a flatmate and the guy who came to look at the room Was the guy whose tooth it was lost in his forehead and he was and he was able to tell him he was like Yeah, won't believe there's And he was like, I wondered where my tooth went So many that's so rock and roll so is this one from Gareth lost my front teeth eating soup How's that Maybe a croot on yeah Holy heck Cameron, I lost my two front teeth going down a hill on a skateboard line down on my stomach I aim for the grass verge to slow myself down I didn't see the drain next to the driveway the two front wheels went into the drain I kept going. I hit my mouth on the front of the board kicking out the teeth Cheers cam

29:28My partner lost his front teeth when he was three years old jumping off their headboard while he was sleeping Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, wake him up My mate lost his two front teeth when we pushed the portaloo. He was in down a hill Why would you do one of those? Yeah, well, there was a certain period of time where that was a good idea. Yeah, your boys a again Gretches taking a seat like it was never a good idea I think you'll find I think you'll find a viewer in the group of people who had the idea it was a good idea Not if you're the one covered in poo and blue water at the bottom correct Not the one Justin lost all my teeth and smashed my jaw at work Tying a load of logs down was an ideal Kicked on the face by a horse double barreled. I was seven years old. He's nicky My mate lost his teeth by putting his tongue in a rat trap Sorry What you heard me You you heard me You deserved that Brother hit me with a golf club and he was meant to be pussing. Yeah

30:32I jumped off a steep set of stairs Tart trying to grab a Scooby-Doo toy that was hanging off a doorway I missed and my teeth went into the corner of a wooden stool Even nicky just texted and lost my front teeth when a skill saw kick back Oh god Put my foot in the spokes of the front wheel of my bike to see what happens What a good way to lose teeth Tripped over a lip in the concrete when I was six Smack both out of the two front teeth out and they're already loose so I favor done And Morning guys says Kyle lost my two front teeth with a rope swing through the end with the wooden seat over the branch Swung around but at the perfect height. Maybe right in the mouth Broken shot a tooth went into the roof of my mouth and a rogue tooth grew from it It had up for years until I told the old lady and my extra tooth was getting sore and they took it out Good luck out there everybody be careful far out. That is amazing. Thanks for your calls and your tegs on that one

31:36Heaps heaps heaps heaps. I'm just so many missing teeth Surely we are The radio station with the least amount of Surely most tattoos and least teeth are like a hundred percent The morning rumbles mastermind subjects, which was the first planet known to have rings It's time for mastermind Monday Welcome along everybody good morning. It is mastermind Monday. That was our quiz master for this one this morning I prefer being the quiz master. Yeah, I do. We'd love you to play along at home when you car reviewer Roger amazing last week with spice girls. Yeah, you were good. I'm held you record I had the spice girls is my specialist subject got 12 some braining champs. I'm an obviously am I You are the champ at the moment and we've decided that you're going to take on creature this morning. Okay Yeah, you don't you don't look well

32:38No, no, no, how's your brain feeling? Give me a couple days big weekend. Did electric happen? Huge brush. You're such Right creatures going first. So creatures gonna go first. We know that you're a big chief's fan. So yeah You should really do well in this. I'm wearing my chief's hat at electric app on Saturday behind enemy lines lots of canned tabriens Absolutely ripping into me. Okay, let's see how you can have a minute. You guys are gonna keep score here we go How many super rugby titles have the chiefs won two? Yes, correct. Who was the co-capped in alongside Liam Messham during the night? Yes, correct. Which team handed the chiefs their heaviest ever finals defeat in Saddest day ever of the balls. It was do you know the score? That was like 61 16 or something 61 17. Who was the almost church what sorry? What was he almost chosen alternative name for the team before chiefs? I've got no idea past this is Trojans the name was rejected because of a brand of condoms. They shared the same. I don't want to lie story hurry up Who holds the record for the most appearances caps for the chiefs Liam Messham. Yep. Do you know how many games? Oh

33:40Hunters and something. Yep. Who was the chiefs all-time leading point scorer? Damien McKenzie. Yep. Who holds the franchise record for the most tries? Sydney Subaru. Correct. Which chiefs player set a franchise record for scoring 12 tries in a single season? Liam Messham. Roger Randall. What is the name of the chiefs home ground in Hamilton? If you say DMY couple. Yeah. Give them that. How many? Seven. Seven. Seven. Not bad. Not bad. You have good son. You know what I was like that. I think that's all right. So Roj it's it's become a thing that you're you've got this outrageous pot knowledge and did you know that you actually share a birthday with Justin Bieber? So you're a topic today is going to be Justin Bieber? That was your birthday yesterday. Right. What is Justin Bieber's full name? Justin Bieber? Justin Drew Bieber. What Canadian city was he born?

34:43Yeah, that's right. Which 2010 hit song featured rapper ludicrous? Baby. Yep, correct. What was the name of his 2011 biographical concert film? I'll be back. Never say never. Which film female artist featured on the song Beauty in the Beast? Nicki Minaj. Yep. Now what year was he born? 1994. Yes, correct. What is the name of his wife? Haley. Haley, but yes, correct. Is he a self-taught musician? Yes. Yes, he is. His first tattoo. Do you know what that is? The dolphin. It's a small seagull on his hip. What was the name of his debut EP release before his first studio album? Justin Bieber Live? No, my world. Which famous manager discovered him through his shoot? Yes. How did you know all this? It's a tie. Did he get 7? Yeah, he got 7. Did you answer this one? Who wrote his song Love Yourself? She's Ed Sheeran. Give it to him. He doesn't want it.

35:53I don't want any more questions here. He was incredible. Holy heck. Well done, Roger. That's so cool, man. That's so cool. That's so cool, man. I share a birthday with Justin Bieber. You guys are pretty much the same. Let's ask creatures. There's a questions of what he did on the week. There's loads of fun, man. There's loads and loads of fun. Are you OK? Kicked off on the weekend. The NRL kicked off. Super rugby's been going for about three weeks. And Miles, it's your fantasy rugby, which a lot of you who are listening may be in, because we were just randomly talking about it in three out of the five blocks in here. Are honest. Well, it always been four miles. Can explain what it is. It's one of those conversations that I've heard going for years, whether it be NBA, fantasy or NFL or rugby or NRL. And it's one of those conversations that sort of you feel completely excluded from or you're a part of. Yeah, completely. Because so many people are right into the fantasy. So Miles, you're into Super Rugby, right, fantasy? Playing Super Rugby fantasy is the second

36:56year. It's got them better this year as well, which is good. Quickly describe it for those something like for Mel. No idea what you're not about. For Mel, she's a woman. So far ahead, fantasy. For the woman, I think I believe, I see a generalisation. So far, it's a thousand and all sexist fantasy league. I'll draw for right first, because he's the most sexist we know. I didn't say Mel. No, you don't, I said Mel doesn't know. You imply. No, it's the implication. But do you know Mel? I don't. I don't know how it works. Yeah, what is it? So Super Rugby fantasy. You're given a budget and it's a theoretical budget. So for this one, it's $100 million. And each player has a value given how much, how good they are. So say last year, Damien McKenzie, he might be worth, I don't know, this year is probably like around $10 million. But that leaves only $90 million for the other 14 players. Right, so you don't

37:57form a 23, you pick 15. You pick 15 and that 15 has to fall under this theoretical salary cap. So you have to make concessions. So the good players are worth heaps, the average players, or do you respect the props, aren't worth as much. So you've got to make it work under the budget. What gets your points? Things like tries or tackles. Yeah, try tackles, turnovers, meaners gained. Meeters gained. Also, you can lose points if you have turnovers or you penalise or you get a avocado, etc, etc. And I guess two miles, sorry, if you pick a player, for example, and they get injured. Yeah, no points. Absolute drama before kick off. I watched the Western Force more on a Pacifica, Ben Donaldson, the best first five points wise and fantasy rugby so far, he and into the game failed and passed an HIA that he sustained through his mouth guard just before kick off. And he was worth drawing. And then within three minutes of the game, he was allowed to come back on. So relief for fantasy owners. When you're forming these teams right, obviously you have

38:57group chats and rankings, when you're based, how about your teams done, etc. You're essentially looking for great value for money. You are. You're going to go some superstars, but it's like moneyboards, like that movie moneyboards, right? Yeah. In a way, you know, like you'll be picking those good. So someone like mine nephew Lucas Casey. Yeah, number eight for the islanders. Yeah, he'd be a great boy. He would be a great boy. Not necessarily all black, but having an absolute ripper so far relatively cheap and you be the super rugby, but promising. You're banking on him going well. Now, the other part of fantasy is like NBA or NFL, you are drafting these players against your league, which are your mates. Yeah. So therefore, maybe in NBA, I want to go, Nicole, your coach is my first pick. If you've got the first pick in the draft, you take him, no one else can get him. Whereas in fantasy rugby, you can all have the same players. Yeah. But in those other leagues, like NBA and that, you're in a draft system. So you're taking the best players building losses that way. There's no salary cap. Now, Chris, you're in this as well. Oh, yeah. And you can come back next because there's

39:57sorry. You know, Mel, do you? I actually couldn't kill less. I'm drafted now first. Mel couldn't kill less. I really couldn't. But basically, you build your fantasy team of 15 players. Yeah. You get points based on actual performances. You set it so much better than Roger, whatever a try to do. You can compete against your friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My wife plays a different kind of fantasy. She's reading those hockey books. And she cast them onto me. I prefer that kind of fantasy. My wife just calls me a loser. And she used to go, before they re-skinned the app, she goes, what's that orange app you're on? And it was the ESPN basketball. I said, it's my fantasy. And as soon as I said, fantasy, it was like a loser. She's sown down. Yeah, a loser. It's like winning anniversary today as well. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Yeah. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 13. Oh, shit. That was a great day. Mel's had a great wedding. He had one of the great, greatest leaving gifts of a wedding ever.

40:59Mini-minced pies. Oh, they're cute. They're cute, isn't it? I want one. To load up on to take on to the bus. Oh, yeah. With sauce, option two. Genius. And we're consummated. Bound chicken. What? Did you eat pies before? I did. Yeah. You're enjoying? Yeah. Not during. No, I can't. No, I've got respect. No, she doesn't. Doesn't she call you a little mince pie? That was sausage roll. That's actually a case. K-stee. She doesn't call me K-stee. She scores you K-stee. A little sausage roll, Dave. Well, that's quite a compliment. It's actually, it's no one there. It's a little stumpy. It's nothing for something. There's nothing to do with the food. You just said stumpy. Just to plan that I've got a small day. You're into Super Rugby as well. Fantasy merch. 70,000 people playing. 70,000, yeah. So currently coming 20,000. 20,000. 250 second. Who wins? This goes you're going to be a crusader, isn't you, Tim? Well, it helped me last round, didn't I, Roger?

42:00Now you can't say those things, Roger. You can only have four from each team. So what would it have been a little education, but then creates you brought in a different angle to this that I didn't know about. And I don't know if Miles plays this form of fantasy, but there is repercussions. Yeah, exactly. So there's a lot of things you can do. Yeah, there's punishments for the losers. There's also ways to organize the draft order. So you know, Miles was explaining when you do the draft, you know, that has to go in a certain order. One player picks it up. One, two, second, third, fourth. I'm terrible at explaining things, sorry. Anyway, for our draft order, one of my mates messaged Angela White. I don't know if you're familiar with her work. I've never seen any of her videos, but she's an adult star, film star, after if we could draw names out of a hat. And, you know, she didn't reply. She left us on the scene for that one. Well, there was a funky way to do it, but the punishments, now the punishments, this is if you come last each year, we have a punishment. And one year, we got Carl to go to his old school,

43:02and try and set an NCA exam, try and weathe her this way into the classroom. Did he tell her a uniform? He had to wear his old uniform, yeah, we just still had, but it did give way, he's bald. He didn't give far. He had lined up, he had packed all of his bloody pencils and stuff into a snap lock bag, like you used to have, weird. Anyway, he also came last the next year, and we sent him to, he had to book a table at a restaurant, for two, but when he rocked up, it was as him and there's giant tiddy beer. And he had just sent opposite it, and ordered dinner, and he still had to, it's like, I say that the tiddy beer was also his first. So, he ordered for his tiddy beer? Ordered for the beer, and as well, unreal. Why would he still be part of it? Yeah, well, no, no, he's been kicked off. Carl doesn't do fantasy with us anymore.

44:03He had a good run. Sean, so you or this is a rugby league fantasy one, you're in? No, this is an MBA fantasy league that we're in this one, but yeah, it's been going for a few net years now. Somehow, it always seemed to be last. Right, okay. Oh, sure. And what was the punishment? So, I actually find out today if I have to do it or not, but today is the punishment is that we have to, in 24 hours and McDonald's, but for every cheeseburger you eat takes half an hour off your time. So, you're potentially 48 cheeseburgers you could get out of there? Well, I was thinking more like 40, I was thinking like 40 cheeseburgers in four hours than I'd be out, but I realised that's a bit of a push. 10 cheeseburgers an hour. That's impressive. Is it even doable? So, you, for you five years. I don't think so. Which McDonald's are you going to go to if you have to do this for 24 hours?

45:05I'm in Hamilton, so I'll probably head down to Greenwood Street or one of my childhood favourites, the Hamilton East one, but don't actually know, yes. Ideally, I mean, ideally, I don't have to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be honest, it sounds like you're in prison. Yeah, it's part of the punishment, I actually have to record it for the boys and post it on social media after two, so if I do end up doing it, I'll tag you guys in and say, yeah, please, no, don't. Good luck, man. Good luck, all the best. Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck. Oh, thanks so much. There's people who brought me, you want to, you just inspired you to join? I think it was actually part of one years ago for us, a fan of Super Rugby one, yeah. No, I think you were just talking about fantasy. Yeah, don't lie to us, Rodge. We know what you were doing.

46:05That's definitely what you were doing. That's definitely what you were doing. Was it like passion, fantasy or something, was it cool? What's your age doing? Oh, that's it. God, no, no, not a real name. The fantasies came through there. I think I'll see too much. Robbie Williams performed no more tears, but of a tribute to Aussie Osborne at the Britta Awards in the weekend. Aussie was awarded a Lifetime Achievement Award, Sharon and Kelly. Yes, accepted that on his behalf, obviously. But a hell of a lineup, too. A hell of a lineup, right? Zach, wow, is ripping in this. Obviously brought from Metallica as well. Full band lineup. And I thought they might have gone, Youngblood or whatever given, obviously how well that's gone recently for them and how close they are. But also close friends with Robbie Williams. So Robbie Williams performing no more tears.

47:14What do you give it, Malz? Oldblood. Nice. What do you give it out of five? You sang on here a few hours ago. What do you give it to three? You three out of five. What do you give it to Roger? Yeah, I think given that it's come through a phone and you know, I chose, you weren't there. I had three and a half out of five. Yeah, I'm with Malz, three and a half. I'm not that I could do any better, but I reckon you could. No, I think I think he thinks he could. There's a difference. I would love to hear it. Now, producer Cree Chan said this up if you want to see this Brit as in the Britta Awards BRIT 3520. I mean, I'd also like to see Aussie have a go at angels.

48:14Yeah, he's with angels now. You're right, Ashley. So if you want to see that Brit 3520. This has been the Morning Rumbles show highlights. To hear our off-year chat, check out the rest of the podcast feed. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.