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The Rise Guys Podcast — OH BIG, YOU ALMOST NAILED IT BROTHER: HOUR FOUR. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
The Rise Guys Morning Show! When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning everyone. Oh, thanks. Well, according to CPEG.com. Ooh, I'll take a picture of your seat. CPEG. Oh, it's not CPEG. Oh, CPEG. Oh, I thought it was CPEG. Like, you know, for some kind of, uh, in Virtro kind of situation. Oh, oh. You know, they should, that should be a part of the portfolio. Like you should see this person has more volume than this person. I really. Before you get married. Or just like, you know, if you go to a plastic surgeon's website, you can look at different before and after. Yeah. For rejuvenation, implants, whatever. Before you do the, uh, the sperm donor. Right. Or in Virtro, you should get a picture of the, uh, you know, the end result. Yeah. In other words, you're saying if you catch a home run ball, you should be able to see what
the bat looked like they hit it. Or you should see if that, well, not really. Let's just say that, uh, you don't know if you're coming to go in right now. Just the end result. Just having the run. Like this, you know, a food or, say, well, I can even, I can even liken it to, uh, this person squirts more lotion than the other person. Good. Here's a dish with a little bit of lotion. Here's a dish with a lot of lotion. Right. Well, because it puts you around. Sometimes you get a good poor at a bar. Other times you get a little, it's all you get. Yeah. Oh, well, I feel you know, when you page when that influence your decision, if you're trying to get that procedure and you're like, let me see the most volume, please. Yeah. We'll start there. Well, I mean, if you saw four lakes over there and you knew they packed one of them with fish. Yeah. The one that has the little swimmers have passed, has swimmers. You're wrong. Yeah. I know somebody your choice, but go fishing at other lake.
All the volume doesn't matter if they can't swim fast. That's true. Yeah, that's true. If you have a, they just sit there. Plus, I know what you're referring to, but like what if like the, if they're not good, what if though, all the fish in that lake are dead? Could be. You could have low motility. I know. Yeah. Slow fish. Not good. You don't want to lake this smells like dead fish. You want jumpers? I think that's why they say we're all from fish because little sperm look like little fish. Like probably. Swimming. You know how stupid I was as a kid. I thought you only had one sperm. Just one. Well, I don't know that I didn't know that I didn't think that either. I didn't realize like there's like, I mean, if you fill down on yourself today, I'm just here. Let's like, no, seriously, I'm being lads right now to say something. If you feel like you've never done anything right in your life, you beat your other brothers and sisters at the race of life. Yes.
They went back in your dad's balls. Or it could end up somewhere else. You joined us here. You ended up, they ended up on the sheet. Well, you know, we have a here on the edge. The edge is the world over here. Our big ship. Pages everywhere. Oh, fine. All right. Back to C-Pick. Doc. C-Pick. I found that the most popular music genre and each state based on Google Translate, they put this together. Oh, yeah. Oh, this would be fun. Okay. So the most popular genre is pop music in 13 states. It makes sense by definition popular music. It has a wide range top 40, the top, the Nasdaq 500, favorite outperformer. No, duh. It was a top five. S&P, one of the rest of the day were all of them. Why do you big, big down? Okay. So that's 13 states, including California, Texas, Washington, Arizona, and Michigan.
That all closely follows with 11 states, including Alaska, Montana, Oklahoma, and Maine. This is where a difference. Soul is the third most church genre in five states. North and South Carolina soul music. Yeah, it makes sense. Country follows in four states, North Dakota and Tennessee. I mean, the godfather of soul was born in South Carolina. Wow, we don't claim it. I'm high life. Yeah. Really like allegations, buddy. Not the nicest words in the winner. You want to know the most searched pop artists is, of course, Taylor Swift. Metal is sleep token. Sleep token? Leon Thomas is a lot of, I don't know who that is. They don't mean anything. But I don't know. I like sleep token. I like that. He's a very good vocalist. Okay, Leon Thomas is the most popular in soul. And then we go to Morgan Wallen, being the most popular in country.
Wow. I would say Ella Langley, but that's me. Ella Langley or God, a bunch more freaking Casey Musgraves now. Her big old butt hanging out. God. You like her. We mentioned her a lot. She's real interesting. I like her music. Because I don't think she's country music. Is she the one that wears bell bottoms? No, that's a good one. Laney Wilson. Okay. She's adapted by country music. She can go to all the ward shows, but she's not really country music. She's more so pop than anything. She comes in on balls. Yeah. Disco balls. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, somebody's showing me that. Yeah, that's her. She's naked a lot. Yeah, she has a song about not getting any. Yeah. It says songs about getting some from, you know, Mexicans. Yeah. What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? All right, Mexican honey. Is that not about hooking up with some dude from South of the world? He released in the video. It looks like. Yeah, that's what I thought.
I wish I had a beat or two. Well, 4% of Americans didn't think there would be a labor day this year. I don't know why. This is sleep talking, by the way. This is metal. Like I don't know it. Yes. This is a song. Hang on now. I don't like this. Hang on now. I don't like this. This isn't metal. Hang on, Mark. What are we doing, Mark? That was a demon mark telling me to hug him. But it wasn't that important. I'm a puncher, Damon. I ain't gonna hug no, Damon. I'm scared of you. I'm scared of you. What was he from? White Forest. Sound of the bitch. This is sleep talking to this metal. Well, that could be in in a minute. I think he was been sevenfold. He was losing it, man. Don't feel bad about not knowing who this is. Yeah, this is somebody who been texting in. Do we play this?
What is this auto tune ballcrap? What are we doing? I don't know, man. I'll be lemmy. I'll haunt him. I don't take offense now when people say you play the same stuff all the time. Maybe there's a reason. It's better than what that was. Damn. Give me all the odds of you over that. That sounded like some kind of like trance or something. Really? What the? I feel like somebody's trying to communicate with the cigarette man. DJ, there are different songs that are better than that. It says here that album was made with a Ouija board. Oh, mighty. Damn, that's weird. Man, man, man. It sounded like Scott Stap. Are we sure that wasn't him? Stap it. I like Scott. All right, so this study was done two weeks ago and only 66% of Americans knew in Labor Day really would be celebrated. And only 4% of people didn't think that they were...
What about soon, then? It's Monday. You know what, I know this is always... This is the only one. It has to be a Labor Day because that's when they close all the pools in the area, at least they do. They all start the same. So, because there's a crypto called this as well. So I'm wondering, did the crypto name themselves after the ban or the ban after the crypto? They had it in the last one, right? What do they call that? What did they say last? Crypto after the ban? Crypto for a strike. I don't know. I mean, I'll tell you what, people are obliterating us for not knowing who this is, right? Yeah. I had a man. You're on a rock stage, you don't know this? Look, I know I work at one, but like, y'all listen to music too much if you know who this is. I've never heard this before. This is... And I don't think it's metal. No. Haven't I heard a guitar yet? They all start through like, soft and slow.
Well, they can make it, it gets heavier later. Like, four minutes later. Don't they realize the attention spans with people in our, like, 12 seconds? I need to, can't wait for the guitar solo halfway. We need to begin it. This is more metal. Yeah, go home music. No, this is, this is soul music. I think so. Paige loves sleeptoken. I like it. I mean, I listen to it. Well, you got to sleep part right? Did you like dream theater too? I added to it. I like dream theater, but I didn't consider it metal. That right there was. Did you like fat black pussy foot? Cover man. Soul man. Yeah, you do. You do know. You just didn't like it. I listen to a little bit of everything. Well, listen to this. The leaders of the P1 revolution. The rise guys. The rise guys. Come. By the way, your son's online one. Well, that whole God is he. So what it says here. All right. I'm all nervous now. Good morning, son of fat boy. I have to tell this one joke to my buddy.
And he gave it to me. You know, they changed the lake of Ontario to the lake of America. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, they changed the name to from Canadian geese. They changed their name. No. Yeah. Did you all hear what it's going to be? What are they going to change the name of Canadian geese to? That's what it is. Donald Brooks. Oh, OK. I got it now. I got it now. Well, thanks for pulling put it out. Pull put me over. Thank you. No, no, no. I'll pull you over for a cup. I didn't think about every second. No. We left that. I was more thinking about how you said geese. That was fun to me. Geese or geese. Is it nice? Yeah. Yeah. Quit farting on the phone, please. Oh, this is the fart. Hang on. Damn. So I don't know. Was that real or was that? You got to business out. That was the audio emoji. Isn't it nice that the alien technology that we've re-engineered?
We make it for communication anywhere in the world. You can even play a fart sound on command and play that depressed fart you play again. OK. No, no, no, no. If you had to put back boy sons feeling like for not being called happy birthday. Just giving them the birthday nod. Awesome. Man. I said my VINMO too. I said hey, bud, I have a birthday. I'm going to work. I afford it in my VINMO. I afford it in my VINMO. I afford it in my VINMO. He's a clown. And I clown. I put the memo to show on there. I always put funny things in there. Lips and a hug. VINMO message. Did you say hey, you stood happy birthday? He stood. No, I think I put two slices of bacon and a silhouette of a beer. That's what it was. I just sent that stuff on. You said on your commission check? Yeah. Oh man. It's like here's some, I'd give him a, well, he doesn't have his beer now. I'd give him some product, but that'd be part of his present. Yes. What is your son now, fat boy?
22. Oh. 22 night. God, I remember the day he was born. I wasn't allowed to go pick his mind. That's nice. You wasn't allowed? I wasn't allowed. I was still on the clock. I wasn't allowed to go. He wouldn't give me the day off. So I had to like sneak off the clock to go pick him up. What? Yeah. No, that's lost by name. I'd like to, but I think he does business with us now. Oh. He was a wonderful alternative to see him. God, raw binary, how dare you? Damn it, raw. I think we need a, I think we know the next TNC for next. Next TNC for next Thursday. God, you need to call your boss. You should have your son calling me. So you know what? Things like, I'm 22, but my dad's only been around for 21, 365 days. Let me check the connection. If he's not still connected with us, I'll, uh, gladly roll. I'm sorry son of fat boy, but there was a hot topic. They would just need it to be repaired. I had made 363 days because I was a, he was in jail too. Wow. Yeah, that was later. Oh, man. I forgot about that big. Yeah. Did you spend the night there too? Yeah.
26 hours. I was, uh, naked to try to, like, I thought, you know, I was exerting dominance, but the guy said, man, we don't, uh, we don't do that here. It is a, we used to watch and all, as he was open, he would experience some of that stuff. Right. Like you get a sudden start, like wearing berets in your hair and a bandana backwards. Where I had like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, two pot. There was a crippling. He got a little bit of a cool leg pack and put it on his lips to make his lips pop. Like a, like, a, like, die partner because they were so broke. She said that she, she couldn't afford eyeliner. So she used struck matches as eyeliner. Oh, God. No, man. Jesus. She's like my mom would let me wear makeup. She'd rub my honor. That is a strong man. I wasn't willing. I was your contour. Oh, I'm a doogie pardon. I feel like I could have linked up with the crib if, uh, you know, if I had to, if our
backs were against the wall, because I know I could walk, you know, at that point. They had the best eyeball unit in there. You said the crib. Jesus, big. Riverside. You know, a Shriner. You can't say that. Give me the ribs. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Jesus, man. I can say that people get offended. They need to get over them sales. I mean, come on. Did you make your own prison weapon while you were in there? No, but I did cost us a honeymoon. The biscuits were weapons enough. Those suckers like Brits. Did they change the name to handicap Creek? Does anyone know? That's only a local joke. We live in a place called cripple Creek. I never knew we did. I was like, well, maybe she changed the name of that. We had a listener we called cripple H behind his back. God, I don't know. If it's that was awful. I think he never told it was bad. It's middle named, wasn't an H, but it's first in last name. So I'm fully giving it away now. But that boy called him cripple H one time. So when the guy would walk by, I would. What was going on? What right in my mouth like triple H does? We called him cripple H. That's all fucking.
Look, it's just. It's still my joke. I was about to ask if he related to triple. It's just a friendly roast when we, you know, you know, you're like, well, I'm not sure if he was related to triple. It's just a friendly roast when we, you know, used to back in the day be on the remote today. Yeah. You're so and so. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just to keep sharp. Like when blind Josh came in, we said, let's take a photo and we position him looking the wrong direction. You're such a deep word. No. Yes. David. Uh-huh. Detriment. We did do the birds in one picture, but he would have loved it. You know, you saw us get sense of humor about it. Oh, yeah. We all flip him off in the picture. That's him. But I felt like he could always sense we were doing it. Yeah. I'm sure he knew. He could. I mean, there was a. He felt the wind off the bird. Yeah. That seventh sense or something. I don't know. Because if you look like he'd only have six. Yeah, that's right. He'd all go and throw down the five. I was trying to correct the bad math big. I forgot.
This is like it. I'm not the sense I'd even. It's if. You know, a blind person still looks at you and it kind of messes with you. Because their eyes are. But they can't see you. But their eyes are looking at you. Yeah. It looks like like it first like they're like zoning out of the conversation. Like they're just bored with it. Like, oh, like they're in the pantry. Like they're taking. Oh, okay. I've heard this before. It's like, wait a minute. You waved your hand in front of his face and he was just like, man. He's floating them off. And he's no sold it. That was the next thing. Like you'd wave the hand and do them. And then the family started moaning him. Like, like, man. He was from his face. God. At the end of the time, like he was like on his knees in front of him. Like, oh, that is no. Yeah. No, that part's not true. He was a vagrant at that point. I don't think I was in the room with a help of scorn on it. What about you? Jam for the interim one did it. I can't remember. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, I have one point. Well, he was both of those things. Yeah. What? God. Oh, big. I mean, like, you know, it's, you know, well, it's always. I was just calling taking up for years on, you know, thank you, big.
You have the outlet to calling to say happy birthday to him. Yeah. And he's not mad. He's just disappointed. Text him on the text line. Happy birthday. You know, kids prefer texting instead of. Oh, yeah. It's like pulling teeth to get this. I want to feed this boy. I don't know what, what he wants. Like, hey, man. It really is like that thing where kids, you know, I say kids. I mean, you know, kids are kids ages of they, they don't like phone calls anymore. They were FaceTime. They don't, they don't get this. Which is so strange. They'll FaceTime, but they won't talk to you like that. But they don't want to just call or they like when she, when I found out it was going to be a grandpa, I found out by text. I wanted to drive a very, and she hadn't been pregnant. I'm not what a, I was like, that's the time out or something. I don't know. That's not a text. Oh, it's, but, you know, it's like, I said, you better not do that. I said, you better not do that again. And, uh, not have a kid, but, you know, she sent some, a couple of times.
But I had never do that by a phone. I'm like, in person. Could be the fourth, uh, before you know it. At first time she was nervous about, you know, me going to whooping some eyes at. Why don't you just surprise them and say, get ready and don't pick up. Because if I surprise them, like, I'll have to build up and then like, you won't deliver because they'll no sell it or he'll just, you know, like, he's real reserved in that way. I'm like, so you're not telling him happy birthday because you're afraid to be let down about his reaction. Oh, not about you, fat boy. I bet like, in his world, it's not that big of a deal that you're on the radio. Because it's the radio to 22. If it weren't for a lot of sports, he'd never watch TV. Like, if you wrote like a column in a newspaper, he wouldn't get a damn. I know. I know. I wouldn't call. God, that's true. They game. If I blog for a website, right, they stole your foodie. Yeah, they scroll through social media and then they talk to their friends. That's what they do.
Pretty man, I can't keep up with the youth. Now I know what they say. I just learned on a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be about a month now. There's no cap on that big brown. No cap. No cap at all. So I'll bust. Yeah. I know that one. So I'll bust. We just killed my motor. Hey, Twin, I use those lingos and verbs. There's like, really? We just killed it like white women killed a tramp house and old white women killed. Yeah, no, you can't use it anymore because it's uncool. Like the name Karen is done. Like, you know, literally be a hundred years before a baby girl's named Karen. That's sad. I didn't say it. I know Karen. I know Karen too. I know Karen too. And Alexa, that's true. Great lead. Yeah. And Surrey, you know. Surrey. So you had to go off if you say it. The phone will start to. Mm-hmm. There you go. Surrey makes a lot, dude. That would have been a great advertising campaign as well. I like big in this. You said spuds. I would have been great. There are people who miss the boat, big round this behind us for this stuff. He says us. I said it. All right. It's high rush.
Well, happy birthday, fat boy junior. Happy birthday, fat boy junior. Happy birthday, boy junior. He'll appreciate it. He shares birthdays with a lot of famous people. We got lots of that. Oh, yeah. Big, real quick. Tell fat boy to come with us next month to Asheville. Well, it's next weekend. Oh, geez. Is it the top of his festival again? I'm scared. No, it's a thing. Orch cards. Les Fest. I don't want to give it away. It's a factor. It's a factor. Now I'm doing a free appearance. Is it Roast B Fest? No. But Julie Fest. No. We're going to Big Festival. Big ones. What's a- Don't get excited, baby. It's not actually- I better not say that on the radio. What? Let's try it out and say we got a dump. Let's go. You ready? Okay. What's worse than two girls seizing? I told you to say that. I don't- Let's make it. Two girls seizing with the runs. That's pretty much it.
That's the way you said- That's the way you said the word. That's worse. So you guys say the word again, man. What? Just the setup of the joke. This setup was wrong. I messed up the joke. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, wait, to get back and listen to that joke. I'm sorry. You tell me butchered. What is wrong? Did y'all dump out on me? No. What was the sound? The joke button dirty. No. You messed up the joke. I did mess up the joke. But did you mess up the setup or the punch? The punch. Just messed up. It gave a point. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It gave a way to punch line in the setup. It's running with scissors. What? There you go. What's what are you saying with the scissors? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, baby. Oh, my god. Oh, baby. Oh, my court is in danger. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. You've got to feel like how you part of my paycheck and say, yeah, you're in to keep. That was good.
You better back in my bridge. You've got my bridge, bro. You have been on here. Yeah. Oh, I had you back and I'll start. I'll break you down. Live from call rub.com studio in Greenville, South Carolina. It's time to say, hey, famous people celebrate in a birthday on today. The third day of September. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Oh. What? We're talking. We don't have a big list today. A couple of athletes. We'll start with this woman who's a rising star. We talked about her together today. Her mom is Indy Crawford. She's in a show called Shards. I told you wrong. I said Shards. Shards. Shards. Like of glass. It's not. What is it about? I've seen a little bit of it. I think it's a murder mystery told through an author who was in high school at the time. But it's not really believable that any of these kids are in high school.
Because they're constantly partying and doing drugs and there's no parents anywhere inside ever. It sounds like when I'm at the hospital. And they have these houses are like, you know, you're noticing a lot of the good mystery movies, the rillers and stuff like that. They like basing them in the 80s and 90s now because flock cameras and GPS screws up all the good thriller storylines. Dude. It screws it up so bad now. So a lot of them are reverting about the 80s and 90s so they can still use that. I saw yesterday in a neighborhood it's called Cloud Surveillance System. It's a trailer of this park there and the camera's real tall and it's got a blue light on top of it. Yeah, they've been like Ingalls Park and Lutz. The bar are those cops? Not just Ingalls Park and I just mean I saw one at Ingalls Park. I think it's a place to... It looked like a private company. I can see her at a company. Yeah, but it's called Cloud Camera Surveillance. And it's real tall. That's in Compton? Well, it was in Central, a neighborhood in Central.
Wow. That's a new neighborhood. So I don't know if they have that out there because the building supplies, they might get stolen or what? Back in our day we had to put the cement mixture on the crane and paint it out. Why is there still any... Why is there some island there? I don't know. Kaya Gerber. Kaya Gerber? So pretty. I've got whatever the page says. I don't know. I have a clue. It's Ryan Murphy shows. Said there will be dudes hooking up in it. I'll just say she's Jared Sage. I have no idea she's 25. I'll say that too. Well, she is 25. Of course she already knew. I didn't know. I just... I think she knows how old her son is. He's 25. We'll see if you get this one. It is the birthday of the one flying tomato. Show me what? Show me what? Oh, man. By the way. Please do skii. Totally interrupt. I received a text from one of our friends and also partners wanting to know are we books for December 4th? December the 4th. Yes.
Don't think so. Okay. We will be there, Melissa. Oh. We just got invited to the anime first as party. No! Yes! I can't wait to see those favors. I know! Hot! Oh, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha! The page is going to get some underwear. Woo! She's going to load up. She likes the cross-lost underwear. I lost a new pair that I bought last year. Yeah? Lost? I didn't bring it home. Tell him I'm looking his back seat. Yeah, he lost. From the laundromat. That's what it was. He lost it in some dude's truck. Sean White is got to be all of, uh, kind of see 40 yet. It might underwashed, but I kept it too long. Yeah, he's 40. It's so sexy. Let's go to another, Olympian. Olympic softball pitcher. It's like he's wearing a skirt, but he calls it underwear. He's going to get long to cross out. He's got his Scottish kilt, whatever they are. It's like when your hot dogs is too big for the bun, the bun just breaks in half. You just got like, you got two plates of a brand-honey together.
That's what you were. No, I see one. Shout out Depot dog, Wilbos. How old are the colonies? Uh, Jenny Finch. Jenny Finch, the great softball player. Matt Hurr. Not Finch from, just shoot me. No. Or from, uh, the one that hung out with Boo Radley. Atticus, was that it? Yeah. Atticus Finch. Yeah. Tequila, mockingbird. That's a good name. Let's say, um, Jenny Finch has got to be 40. I'm going to go 40 of four. 45. Jenny Finch is 46. The shoot. The result today. Matt Hurr, the hoodie tournament down in Columbia, Sacramento, home of the game called this. The fight amongst. Oh my God. That's amazing. I miss the group play. Not as effective but also as a good line of fu city people who try and even make it work out that they were losing. Well, I have a burger or a WarT rom trying to. Bit energetic.
I have a really fucking searcharl. We have a wee big treat March until February, now for that先 came into house in, next year for 65 on Wednesday. Here comes, uh, the thing you're giving me. Next month you show me what's in the hood. Like everybody's gonna do 16 games instantaneously. Holy fuck, there is a bomb, Guys, I'm Sony. I wanna know. Sony. Which one y'all Sony? Who this? This is on the soundtrack to Wall Street. Charlie Sheen birthday. Charlie Sheen's birthday. Oh man. Minute work, great movie. Hot shots, hot shots, part two. Part D. What's the girl's name from those? Wow. What's the Cathy Ireland? No, she had a foreign name. Was it, it wasn't, is it Bella? No, it wasn't, is it Bella, WrestleMania? Cathy R at all? Come on, I'm gonna look it up real quick. Yeah, cuz I don't know, I remember the chicken in the bow and arrow. She was like French or something. Her name was Valeria Galino. Oh, that's right. No, I have Valeria, really. Valeria. You're Valeria every day. Yeah, diarrhea. Valeria.
Finish in the punch line. Charlie. Charlie Sheen. Looked out with dudes. Damn. I believe you know that. Yeah, I believe that's where he said he got his HIV. Is it HIV positive? Is that he's bisexual? And you know what, guys, he didn't have to tell us. I don't know if he is anymore, but he was at some point. He might be a tri-sexual now. Try anything once. I love that joke. It's simple, it's effective. 64? Doesn't offend. 65. I go up. 62. Go lower, man, he's only 61 years old. 61 now. Charlie Sheen. I think of me, you might be older. Is he healthy now? I think he still has HIV. But I think he's managing. Yeah. Charlie, go to the bathroom real quick and let us know if you still have it. You still got a money? Johnny Rotten. No. Not Johnny Rotten's birthday. But this band member is also an actor. He was in California Cation. Couple other things. Used to host a radio show I think going KLOS?
Me, the initials. SJ. Samoa Joe. Steve Jones. Oh, yeah. Damn. Sex pistols. Steve Jones. More ever seen. The most un-punked name ever had. Steve Jones. Hi, I'm Johnny Rotten. Hi, Steve Jones. Yeah, I'm a sad. Chris and me. Sid Vista, Ristupiece. What's up, Nancy? I'm Steve. I'm Steve Jones. Remember that shirt? My bonding Clyde is Sid and Nancy. I'm a different generation. Steve Jones always his favorite word was the word that worded the rhymes with sock. Oh, yeah. I think I see that. I'm excited a lot in California Cation. Yeah. Page has got it on her Christmas list. I love getting my sock washed. 77. 78. 71 years old. And man, damn it. I don't have. Man, don't take man's name in vain.
We're taking yours in vain. Main vein. All right. I'm kidding us for harassment. I apologize. Stop tape. I don't have any happy, heavenly story. Oh, no. No, that's the thing. Somebody asked me, and I can't remember who it was if you messaged me. It's a, hey, man, where do you find all those gay training videos? Gay training. Oh. It's a good thing. They're hilarious. Do you have any that are going to be on tomorrow? Because you know, we're doing a best-dam audio on a Friday tomorrow. We are doing it on a Friday. I don't have any of those. But I got some random gym thoughts from a lady who just throws it all out there. Whenever she's thinking about what she's working out, she throws in. I've got a song that may be one of your favorites. It's over 40 years old. And now that someone has pointed this out to me, I can't unhared them saying dirty words. But there may be the case of misheard lyrics. I never thought they were saying dirty words, but now it sounds like they're saying dirty words. So we're going to play it.
I actually got one I can't play it for you real quick. OK, what works then? Two girls, sistering. Oh, big. He ain't ever going to call no more. Bull crap. He's over. Well, I was a double negative. So we're starting to be a false. Nicholas D. Hibb. He will call into this. What's your last name? Ducat? That's that quick wit that we love about Rick Flair. Yeah. What's my last name? Ducat. All over a piece of joint in Gainesville, Florida, right? And only, yeah. See, that word had special meaning to me, the word Ducat. Because. Page birthday. When Kanye did that thing where he's like, send me a picture of you, and I will critique your outfit. Kanye did this on that. I was sending a picture. I was at the American Red Cross Gala with Robyn Ario. Any critiquant? And it was a picture of me taking a shot. And all he did was. It was a big run. He had my picture and said, look at this dickhead.
I printed it out and hang it in my office. He got the ride from Ye. I know. It's like the eight. That probably means like, you know, that's my. Yep. My boy, my ex-boy. I was wondering what he was going to tell you to wear, though. You know? Yeah. He's going to keep it. Where won't you? It was a Fubu touch. So everything was on the up and up. That's why he said that. Should have been a fat farm. Now it was a, I've been from a G-shin sun. And I say tank. OK. Also, if you're blocking off the old seers that he would mall, you don't need all that offense. How about slide it the hell over so people can park? What's happening then? Thank you. Oh, that, that arcade. They're going to turn them to the old seers and the something, but they got the whole thing. The whole parking lot fence is off. That's the one they're turning into arcade? Yeah. Nice. What? You don't have to fence off the whole parking lot. We're wrong with you all. What they're doing that everywhere. They even fence off the trees and the little islands.
Yeah, that's because. Wasting fence is what it is. They don't want people in the construction site. They want people watering the trees? Staling stuff. Don't steal the trees, guys. Yeah, but like, what's the, yeah, I was going to say, like the trees, they go, they're going to steal the trees. Brown shirt here's got an answer for everything, though. She said brown is in. Brown is in. And the big color this year. She's down with the browns, she said. Yeah, are you? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, he's a great comedian. Like a great. Thanks for listening. Have a blessed day. Page any closing words? Have a great day. Have a great day, fat boy. Man, he's the rise guys. Matt, man. He's a fat boy. Every morning, it makes you laugh. I would hate to start my day without them. I love the rise guys. The rise guys morning show. Let's see foot.
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