OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Penis Pump Predicament

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Oh, yes, it is the third of Feb already morning rumble podcast and usually Mitch and creature in the booth, but they're in the studio this morning Mitch and creature Mal Brass. Oh Mal's usually doing another show, but he's who you are Mal But I'm making time for you roll nice. Oh, thank you. Thank you guys. I love when you're on the podcast. Yeah, yeah for goodness sake. Yes. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, let it go Absolutely Flap Flaps today I was offered but it's But it made Mal Brass a good point in that because we're obviously on the search for the best C&Bs

1:02Yeah, either you know been done on fields or houses or bodies or whatever. Yeah, we're compiling them You can send them through us. We'd love it. Much is all over us. It's amazing coming three-second fast Don't they much see me very very creative I'll show you thick and fast But then we were saying But then we were saying girls don't do yeah Really a Or anything like that and then we were talking about it how we're just we're more talkers, aren't we will you just be like Gossiping behind Yeah, I think we're more gossip's then prank pullers But you won't draw like if you if if you'll make I don't know let's say You'll make it you'll make it he would do this. She would draw a big dick on me Yeah, but we wouldn't and that's how it became the flap chat because I said yeah Just go around drawing flaps on each other But you guys get a real kick out of drawing. Yeah The funnest moment the best moments we live have been when I I can got a dick on me mate's face

2:11You know and you think about if we were to do the the lovely the job Yeah, yeah, why can't I help not help I think that creeps could expertly draw a the female anatomy? Yeah, I've seen a few of those weird things. He'd know I'm I'm thinking you used to be alive nude model creeps It's something that I'd think To be honest, I mean if the people had magnifying glasses It would need to be close a small classroom Close to see Warm room But I'm drawing a vulva is a lot harder than drawing a penis When you draw that peg and you're like little circle, little circle There's something you're looking flat Very so much

3:12Like a CNB. Yeah, it's quite universal obviously there are upcoming shapes and different shapes and sizes, but the they're all funny looking took Ejectively funny Oh you mean the deers Downstairs on the female So you don't have to draw the clip cuz no one can see it It's hidden People still doing it obviously I'm older now So my days are being in a flat and seeing someone comment and potentially drawing a penis on them have gone But the younger generation much to 24. Yeah, is it still a thing to let still no a sea in being yeah, still going on I don't think I've personally seen a CNB drawn on someone's face

4:18The stacking stuff on top of people while they're asleep Like a whole room You get a dining table and a chair and a desk and a TV You're the one who wants We you just saying you've got a penis pump off here I don't have a penis bump A couple of fellows cover the fellas of a couple of them Yeah, is it a pump or is it a flesh like no, it's a pain or is it a mouth He's still living it's not a bike pump is he I just fucking a bike Flating his foreskin The country is this much

5:18Well, this guy is actually in Auckland Yeah, he's living at home still he's got a penis pump, right It's worked Who uses it in the shower What is the purpose I think what is a part of the section like right I think it might be a necessary part of it I think it helps you get a bone Yeah, but also because it's like I thought it was just to make you dick bigger Yeah, I thought people sort of would give yourself a penis pump. Yeah, like say if when you You you got a girl coming round or whatever like I'll give her a pump up Yeah And you get swole I think that's the two things that's for it. You can get a pump on with it

6:19Yeah, but it also will help like Well it slides a lot. Yeah, so that's what that's why he had in a shower was using it quite often He had it hanging up on the shelf in a shower He did it No, he didn't he had his own bathroom his mum's share broke so she had to use his She comes out of the bathroom like what's this? It's explained to her My mate found his mum's Vibe That's a lot worse pink vibrator really Looking for like a passport thing Pink vibrator It's a new flat mall and there was like some you flamma hit a box of them That's right. We had this cat the straight cat you actually been flading with how many girls? There was four of us four girls Four unruly girls and we stalked her and my friend had like this bag of doldos and six toys under her bed

7:24Like a bag of like a bag of tricks by bag of dicks Yeah, and then the straight cat came in and found the bag and pulled it out and then we'll just all these like big Dildos everywhere All in around the house Dildos amongst the pussy So I feel like a collection's unnecessary. Yeah, she's quite kinky. She liked it. Yeah, they like and what are the different Toys and stuff. Yeah, what is the collective noun for Dildo? Till there No, there's all not clear the noun. What's the word of a before? Like a murder of Christ Smittering Yeah, the database of Dildo Yeah, I Still interested as to why you mate was using pain I think that's where you're supposed to use Yeah, did you have a lovely lady on the way? No, I think he over you was just a regular penis pump

8:35Turn on Gemini spit on What do you use a penis pump for? And can you use it in the shower? A penis pump also knows in a vacuum erection device is used For several different reasons common uses treating erectile dysfunction post surgery recovery addressing Disease to that can use in the show. Should I just it depends on the type of pump? Um Generally, no people do not use these in the shower But they are fine to get wet, but they can be a bit clumsy in the shower. Merch, what's the water? Well, maybe thought it was more private place at least chance to getting walked in on while pumping your penis

9:35If it's for building an erection or making you larger Like why is he doing it in the shower? You like like what you know was he getting ready for a crush his girlfriend to come over? Maybe Oh, yeah, it's going good. They're annoying Like a sausage and a sausage sizzle at like 2 a.m They're spully wrapping around ways Is there one that's ever lasted a camping trip without deflating? Maybe like they're super super thick ones that you can plug in and they pump themselves up But that doesn't count. You're not gonna take that to rhythm and blinds out. That's for the ramping Yeah, these ones never never ever ever were hey going back to the toys Um

10:36So we do have a good idea for next Friday for Valentine's Day. She involved in your crutch Yeah, speaking of which we'll get to on the show. There's a story and you forgot to tell us a part of the story Yeah, absolutely. I've got a couple actually Do I do I do I blew my load here or do I keep one keeping them long for more? Okay, go ahead. Go as the one you're not giving us on the show tomorrow. Okay, so Lovely lady up in the tank She is from again. You don't have to say this You're trying to you got trying to pull out Don't you worry any bad. I've done this. I'm too far gone. I'm so She she is from Hawke's Bay and one time she went she went back to see the final and You know she took her toys with her but then when she went back to Auckland She forgot them and so she had to she had to do ring her mum and just say hey mum I've left I've left my I've left a couple of my toys at home. Can you please carry them up? That's crazy, but mum just courier post-baby send them straight back up to her

11:39Why would she need to do that for orgasms, right? So she could masturbate Yeah, yeah, I'll fill out these other ways she could This was more girls before but crutch was on the She calls crutch planers pub But it's these sort of relationships that I cherish, you know, I sort of I I I I respect this sort of You know, this parental closeness as it were and you know, I've got that with my old man Which is what we'll address on the show tomorrow a story that I've told a couple of times about when I picked up the sex tour for him Yeah, he got one for my stepmom And he's like, well, I'm not coming down to Auckland to get it. You're coming up to me for Christmas. You can scoop it up on the way And of course, I don't even bat an eyelid Of course father

12:42Once again you're an out of account is the party More on that tomorrow Is there's organ organ organ organ pen organ pen Oh my god, I feel there's an opportunity there. Oh, yeah, let's go All right, here's the party Rover Music radio podcasts