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OFF-AIR πŸ”΄ NOT FOR MAX - Get A LOAD Of This One

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This is a podcast from Rover Oh, no running eggs into the world Here's the podcast Yes, Wednesday today the 18th of the fair morning rumble podcast G'day Mills. Hi guys. How are we? Yeah good good. Good. Good. Hey, bros We've had a few croc podcasts Bros yeah, I think creatures largely responsible. What's been happening? Hey, Mills is a master for you Sorry, they just shut them down. Yeah, yeah, there's been mainly creature merch. That's just sort of gone a bit rogue I don't know about that to be honest, but I do enjoy the name of last night's one yesterday's one. Sorry the Olympic late-texidus Because of the Condoms in the Olympics Is anyone ever commented and gone hey cool title? No, but I wish they did cuz I I put some effort into those

Let me tell you that Yeah, yeah, oh gosh, that's kind of why I'm the last one here Everyday cuz I yeah coming up with the title because yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz I'm sort of just absolutely Just my brain is going and a hundred miles away. Yeah. Yeah, that's do you guys want to know what Monday's one was tired Yeah, yeah, it was called Rodgers blusers and Mitch's lose Saiders Now we're talking yeah, pretty good man. Thank you Thank you, and then on Friday the Crusaders are gonna make the Highlanders there walked Doesn't that doesn't that just hook you in yeah, yeah, you want to you want to you want to listen to that shit So Friday would be like we did a super right. We want to be hurricanes or horror counts We're workshop that Hey, you know, you got to talk about the condoms you say yeah, obviously people. I'm sure you covered this but they all they all win It's a bit of a mountain of all People just take them as my mentors and shit. Yeah, they're actually firk in that

No, all the news media miles disappointingly thought they're all being used. Oh, yeah, yeah, they don't care No, Dix get clicks. Yeah, they're not using them The summer Olympics is a lot of action. No way There was always a stories of the Jamaican athletes team A with a heap of the was it the Netherlands? They were Yeah, was he married? No, no, oh, is he not is he never is he not married at all? Oh, I don't know. He said done I think he wasn't that time. I think that's not a your business Just on condoms though Oh Conny's wonder how old New Zealand's oldest conny is Yeah, because they do expire yeah, what does it mean when they expire wonder that too? Yeah, it doesn't keep it's Rod, you still roll one of your wallet Well, oh yeah, well, yeah, I mean back in the day. I did absolutely always

They never They always were valid when they Hontang Fuck them up putting them on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you had like a bit of You know like pre No, but you can you go put the conny on and then it's touched that stuff And then you can't use that one And if you only got one, you're fucked it up. Yeah, that's so true That's then people guys would have been like Don't say anything and then turn it around. Yeah, yeah, and then and then it's just pointless because then yeah I wouldn't mind if they had little arrow saying this right way up. Yeah, yeah, oh the long tip What's your birth control method at the moment? Yeah, yeah, Conny's oh Conny's at the moment. I mean, a lovely lady. She's very holistic. Oh, you're double. She doesn't believe in the pill Ah, so yeah, so we're we're wrapping up

Absolutely, are you saying they're the only your only form of contraception is you being responsible that you put a condom on that's exactly Exactly right and I tell you what You wouldn't read about it, but I am actually more responsible than you would think yeah Yeah, I know you are You were saying off here a I was saying this one there that I did it always upset you and you're a little bit embarrassed Yeah, you never were able to roll a conny all the way down They used to call you roll up. Yeah, yeah, that was that was me. Yeah, but also But also I had to I had to actually use packing packing tape at the bottom because that was so they're so loose so loose around your Oh, the lack thereof yeah, so just picture this dart sort of like a hoodie, didn't it? Yeah, it doesn't like a rubbish bag A large rubbish bag

I was saying that I was saying that yeah, you can't want to go everywhere I was saying that he's Never know Did you guys fill yours up? Oh, yeah, fuck you One of these for ages good like tight a title for this one great Jesus think I'll be fuller up Oh cop a little this one cop a load at this one is good. I like that actually just quickly There was one we did about pea sizes at these sizes. I call that an inch investigation How are our numbers looking for the podcast of the higher than they've ever been Yeah, thanks to the titles Looking people in

Loader up is good. I like that Oh That'll do so off this. Do they have fun today always Did they always have small connies or did you import them? I had to cut them down Thanks for leaning me Just put them on and it made mine look I was a bit of unfair that there was an off-air chip though. I was saying this off-air that bros brought it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all right Roger you were telling us off-air about how you used to pick scums They literally were pixkin Actually back in the day back in the day Chris stomach stomach lining. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I might have been sheep stomach lining Did they ever smell like like the meat or is the pot? It's

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