OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - An Inch-Vestigation

0:00This is a podcast from Rova It's been a while Friday, 30th of Jan Haven't done one for a while, Brian Smiles and producer much and Creech Yes Yeah straight into a question. I think who asked the question? It was you did Bryce. Yeah Penicise mose. I had a story about that. Didn't we research today? It does. Yep. I do it. Yeah V-shaped men yeah with large dogs. Yeah Number one. Yeah, unsurprisingly Yeah, the most attractive in demand. Yeah, I was really hoping it would be like a you know Just a mid-body with an average piece would be popular. Is that you Creech? Absolutely. I'm throwing the low average to be honest, but that's about the motion of the ocean

1:01What I found interesting about the research was that it was flaccid and like we pointed out on the there was based on flaccid length Now flaccid length is not a true indication because like we discussed a little bit not in depth but on the show You've flaccid you're you're a wrecked penis. Would I say fellas? Every time it's at its most erect is the same side exactly you know what I mean like you know what you're getting if you're a wrecked penis What you've got is what you've got right reaches a ceiling has a ceiling is not much there's not much difference between When your pieces are wrecked. Yeah, no Flaccid now that's a different chat. Well, there's no need for a different times It can be totally different sizes. There's no need when it's flaccid to be Impressive. Am I right because that's what I say well you call yourself. What did you call yourself the vulva? No, I didn't call my dad. I think you're right. He didn't you're right, roch It didn't call myself the boys running some sort of a joiner I was early in the morning. First thing I just walked that next five days

2:04It was basically a vulva life. I swole and clitoris I mean there are time. I mean more more often. I can't find mouths either This is a G spot. It's more often than not when it's just pathetic Yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, especially in winter. Yeah, yeah, we're after exercise. Oh, yeah, like it's pathetic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Squished in there and yeah Sometimes I want to sometimes you just leave you with someone. Yeah, fuck check this out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on here? The size of a little baby sometimes a baby I don't even want to delve into that actually Ah, so yeah, yeah, anyway, so there was this chat. But you've been quite quiet. Well, I was just doing some gouglick Blessed Jesus Well, it's a cold erect pain a smaller than a warmer It is it is they can appear smaller than one that is warm. It's called

3:04Vesso constriction so you want to have a warm day from yeah Yeah, if you warm a your your vascular systems wider a cold day can reduce size by up to 50 perceive Can you I can't afford 50% Can you google why also did you de sometimes disappear when doing exercise? Yeah, why does exercise make your pain a smaller? Yeah, why are you googling that? This makes me realize why I didn't have much sex when I was in Finland Oh the cold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I don't think you know me ex love us. You wanted anything to do with that thing So I was non-Fundland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, not only were the temperatures negative, but so was my cock Just remember this goes out Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No, it's not that's the not from mum podcast is the is it so you're the cold? It's not it not a turn on is it crutch? No, no, no, no, no, no, I would say yeah, that's where that's where the rough and tumble was kept for would be a minimum Any results coming through here? Um

4:06Exercise it's a fight or flight stress response apparently it draws the blood Away from your genitals like exercising into the muscles. Yeah, I've actually heard that before I remember learning this You know when you're sort of teenage like in high school where you get all those just random bonus in class You remember dealing with those. Yeah, supposedly if you flex and tend to muscle you can make it go away I've heard this Like If you've got a bone and it won't go away and you want me to get rid of this if you like flex like your quarrel something and hold up Like a bicep it'll make it'll make it go down. Let's put this to the test. I'm going on the latest issue with farmers So off the back of the talk you had you had a question bros Like in around the world sorry around the room Not so much an issue for me I'm real cold top it amongst the fellas

5:10They say they can't give you they say you can't they can't give you a cock in here You got one of the other and why not the other You got a good idea No man's land For you for you blokes and oh and trouble land and worried and If you had the choice at birth would you rather be tall and tiny? Yeah, so tiny piece but height because height is good important and light and all that or Short and big now These heights I'm talking short like I'm talking to your five foot your five foot bigger pack in a thick girth I'm I'm going tall and small tall and small. Yeah, tall is like six four like call us all books And not so tall that you're a punish but just like big man

6:13But but tiny when you say tiny held time. Yeah, yeah, I like malsy That's why I'm going taller I've already lived I've already lived a life I wouldn't go tall. I feel like your dimensions would be so so out of whack The people you'd be shocking when you got your cat off Well, so so wouldn't it not be the same if you're tiny with a big piece, but I feel like that's more of a pleasant surprise Yeah, yeah, you might be excited. Oh wow So we're a scary. Yeah, yeah, I know I found a lot of girl ski You're scaring You can't whip it out. It's like surprisingly And I'm six foot I can't like it's just I know why you did this Oh, it was it was a given I was like just let him go I'm about about six two and maybe that's why mine looks so underwhelming Because I already am quite sure on life if you were if you were Roger's height

7:17Then I would look fantastic So you want to be sure I could walk on it. You want to be five five two with a big cock Yeah, yeah, I reckon well the thing is if you're five two Yeah That's short and no no woman's gonna look at you. Yeah, yeah, they weren't good. I can't see you And literally under their noses you're like no woman's gonna look at you and you kind of can't go up to them and say look I know I'm short, but I've got a massive way. Well, you probably would have to That's all you got That's all you've got and open that to that's your game Well, yeah, you kind of you kind of what are you going? Why'd you going to height? Well, I'll never I don't know what it's like to be tall. I don't see if you're tall Yeah, like tall lure. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I got yeah, so five foot I just think it's too short and Yeah, it's your slum picking slum picking tool and I'm gonna go tall and small of your tall good looking I don't think it matters. Not every guy in the world has a big deal. Obviously. Yeah, yeah What's the matter work with the room?

8:19Must be these guys that they must have small days it can't not every guy has got a big deal Yeah, and don't forget the rest of our body as well fellas, you know, we can use our hands our fingers our tongue You know, I hate he's done it again Don't you have like some sort of facial race We don't have to make a lot of talk about this on here Speaking of what you've been doing with your tongue. Yeah, you've got some face rash Yeah, you're you're doing it wrong. Yeah. Oh Crash. This is your fault. Yeah How is your face rash? Oh, it's pretty sore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really numb. Yeah. I've got this cream And I've got this anti-inflammatories But what are you doing? What are you doing down there? I'm going to have to stop paying rent I've been in a lot of time down there

9:21Oh my god Peach came into work one day this week. Well, this is joula so swollen. He looked like a American dad You and your jaw was sore, Peach. What a surprise Oh Yeah, it's working over time. It all facets of the game. Hey, well All the best to everyone So you're using this weekend crazy Give it a rest mate. Yeah, I love the chin wax This has been the morning rumbles off air not for max podcast catch up on the show highlights updated daily in the feed

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