Not the Musers- 840 Bit; Lando's Dad

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2:01Gentlemen, we are filling in for the musers this week. We sort of a tradition on this show is we typically get the first week of musers vacation in the spring. And when we fill in the last couple of years, we have we've called my dad, who's a big P1. Just want to let him know that I'm doing morning drive. He got you started on the ticket. So why don't we dial him up there, Creighton. See if we can get him on the phone here. Your dad's fun to talk to. I'm glad you like it. I hope he's there. So we'll see if we can get him on the phone here. Somehow the feeling he'll be there. Oh, God, this better not be what I think is called the outside of business hours. Hey, dad, it's Kevin. What do you what do you mean outside of business? It's nine. It's almost nine o'clock. Anyway, look, I just want to say I'm here with Baldi and Daddy. We were filling in for the musers this week. I'm Mr. Landrum. I love Mr. Landrum. Give you the good news. Wow, filling in for the musers.

3:03Oh, I'm so proud in quote son. You know, you're brother butch. Now he makes me proud. What? Yeah, you remember that time that he killed that mountain lion with the refurbished BCR and turned out. It was just a really furry. Uh, funny, but still. Hey, killed him with his bare hands and a BCR. What are you? You do a nothing. You know, you got big shoes. The Phil's a big shoes. You know, the musers 30 at one year strong. What are you doing? Yeah, you know, you're not. You gotta even feed them. Uh, Phil, the shoes. We know that you got the. The shoes size shoe size of a gateway. Guadalajas from Japan. Okay. 16th century. Oh my god small. What he decides for you for now. No, your dad has high expectations. You know, I'm not. shopping the kids section. Yes, you are. Do I need to tell the Department of Homeland Security a Christy don't come get ya? Cause you're snooping out the kids? What do you do? I think Christy now got fired.

4:03No, she did docking five. She got a promotion. Now, that's a woman right there standing to lose her every chance Like it. Let me tell you that you wouldn't know what to do with a woman like that son. You understand that is true Yes, she takes it. That's what she does You know what landlord used to do fellows? He used to stay up late with his light bright typing out Mrs. Kevin Makata. Hey You never caught me doing that you're just making things up now Oh, you think but you should have seen how depressed I was so depressing when I read that So when I guess the ticket they read out a monkey to kill three hours in the morning I bet I could find better fill the material to park a lot down at fiesta. Okay Talking to my dad and dad listen. I just want to say this job is a lot harder than you make it out to be Well your job docket sports come on anyone can dock sports anyone watch this watch this Hey, so you guys see the game last night

5:04A local tee they're pretty good or bad depending on the outcome. No, see how hard was that how hard was that all right? Okay, well, I mean he's got a point. I guess you I guess you can talk sports, but I listen I just thought you'd be more proud of me, you know, you're you're big p1 I thought you'd want to know that that I'm on the air this week, you know, I mean Yeah, you know, I'm probably more proud of the other people who actually carried the weight knowing that you have those Underdeveloped arms they ain't doing no heavy. Who's doing the lifting today? Well, I'm here with Jacob that I'm more in Ryan Baldwin. Thank you for knowing that Oh, daddy Holy gilded monkey dong where you put some respect all that bad's name. He has single Handling the muses and the early retirement Yeah, he's not wrong in that. There he goes like a tell it to him laughing over the punch lines. There he goes again Yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir school a lot. I find it funny It's going to show a someone who shows you day in and day out how to do your job, but better You know, you don't you don't got the stones to a five minute five thirty a.m. ticker. You know that

6:11The only thing I see you do for five minutes straight with stare to picture if you jackman with a shirt off. Okay Need five minutes for that real updates. Leave it to the professional. He's okay. Good looking man. Dad listen I am a professional. Okay, I do tickers. Oh, yeah, yeah, a professional cry, baby That's what you are I remember one time you came out from school after the kids were teasing you Yeah, you remember this you ran right into the room slammed the door some blasted something. I don't know what it was And then you came out and you said you wanted to express yourself and wouldn't go for second best now baby You're big Madonna fan back of the day. No, I was never a Madonna fan Yes, you were yes, you were For business history don't listen to him America everyone in the family remembers your shocking tradition of pop I don't preach the family picnic in 98 The hips don't lie, son Dad Look, this is kind of ridiculous. Shut up shut up shut up. Okay. All right. All right. I'm very busy right now. Okay

7:15Governor Greg Abbott personally asked me to start laid concrete for a nice potential sitter in both Of halfway through mix of the concrete of my will bail right now and you keep on me from doing my civic duty Is there a reason you're calling me? You know the phone calls are not free and your mother starts to bother me What you see again? I was just calling you know that I'm I'm filling in in for the musers this week Yeah, yeah, I heard that already what do you just repeat yourself? I know we get lucky both of you know I just thought at this stage in your life you'd have some kind of update You know like maybe a grand kid or or even dead. I talked to a woman today, you know Give me a things that Kevin will never for a thousand dollars Alex All right peach for Beck. Yeah, great. I bear it. You know, he was Canadian, but So the Atlanta name you can't even go to a massage parlour and pay a big $20 tip and get your happy ending your a failure He was listening this morning Listen, no, he talked all about it. You you know what and I last thing I heard

8:19I heard you wanted to still be a Rockwell Roll star something like that my neighbor Larry. You remember Larry? Yeah Yeah, he the daughter that liked you for some reason He says you were trying to play the basketball ticket stock and Rooting the land from family name of death Well, I feel like I did pretty good, you know By the way, I heard you at ticket stock you were booing me That was him. Yeah Yeah, that was me wasn't Larry. I'm like that was me. Okay. Yeah, that was me I just think that's kind of rude don't you think. I mean as my father I just figured that you would be more proud of of the things I'm doing so I just wanted to Yeah, stop stop talking. All right I give you a hard time, you know, I bust your tady balls You know, I call you a new talent ass cloud on the ticket reddit I pulled you a ticket stock and may or may have not plugged just sleep api a machine while you were over last Christmas But the truth is I am truly impressed by the progress made in your radio career. Okay. Thanks. There we go

9:23That more importantly your success shows that it's proof that giving jobs to Americans especially just a great tax break That all corporations take advantage of okay, and the homeless don't forget the homeless Yeah, my son looks homeless. Listen son. I do have to go. I would say you know What it's like to work harder to job you would understand. I'm laying rebar and well is still But you don't know what I'm talking about, you know Okay, one last thing then can you call your mother? Can you just call her she worry all the time complain for me Always interrupting my more constitutional, you know Your brother but you called me all the time, but you need to call your mother you understand. Okay. All right That's uh, you know, I'll call mom Yeah, I knew it your mom is boy. I knew you I knew it. Okay, get out of it. Leave you alone. All right. Bye dad. Love you Call your mother later There he goes. Lano's dad always busting my balls. You're tiny balls and apparently