Not So Musers- 840 Bit; Hollywood Critic

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1:26Hi, I'm Adam Devine, Chief Fundraiser for Children's Miracle Network. No, no, no, no, I said more fun! When I was a kid, a Children's Miracle Network Hospital helped me get back on my feet, literally. So trust me when I say that these places are just hospitals, they are OOP factories. This miracle network is hospitals, programs, partners, and donors like you. Join us in making big change for all kids. Visit us online at cmn.org. The first with the Oscars coming up on Sunday, it thought it'd be a good time to talk to an industry insider, someone who's really plugged into the Cummings and Goings of Hollywood. He writes a bi-daily article for the Tenzel Town Tingler. Welcome Chad Haldairview to the show. Chad, thank you for being here. Are you saying it wrong? Wrong, you're saying it wrong? Yes, I apologize, we'll see for a second. It's Chad Haldabut, Haldabut, Haldabut, Haldabut, Chad Haldabut.

2:30Hey, where are the muses? I was invited into your dimly lit, asbestos riddle studio, expect to speak with Gage Greg and Landon. Where the hell are they? I, like many of your tens of listeners, cannot believe that you three morons can carry a three hour morning drive radio program, much less than eight forty back. Am I right? Go after yourself. Go after yourself. Wow. You know, George owes me a lot of some of money. That Texas land and cattle reject, lost the wage that we've made and it's time for him to pay up. Those cock fights weren't free, you know. Easy. Well, the musers are on vacation, so you've got Ryan Baldwin, Jacob Dedemore and Kevin Landon. Ah, I guess you'll do. But from what I gather on the ticket reddit, you three have less talent than chewing gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Am I right? Go after yourself. Anyway, thank you for having, as you so eloquently alluded to by saying it, I am Chad Holder, but the most plugged in reporter of all things in the biz, the biz, that's what

3:32we call it in the biz, the biz. You get me, excuse me, I just need to take a drag on my palm all. Go after yourself. You actually can't smoke in here. Of course not. What's this country coming to? Thanks a lot. Obama. You've been monkey fartes. You flew me in here on lobby Davidson's jet to talk a little bit about the Oscars. And let me tell you, I know all the inside scoops. I got them all. I'm like, ah, catch them. That's a reference for the younger crowd. I'm sure the, ah, balding middle aged crossing guard sitting next to you, Ryan doesn't know what I'm talking about. What's your, what's your name, sir? And were you able to use the stairs this morning without breaking your hip or were you escorted by your nurse? And go after yourself. I go after yourself. I did get up here in one piece. My name is Jacob Determore. Listen, listen, back of Vladimir, we're here to talk Hollywood and the Oscars. Are we not? Why are you pulling me off side? Go after yourself. Important things are, is and are now happening that I need to have been reporting about now recently. Do you or do you not agree or disagree, Mr. Jack off batting more?

4:34Oh, man. Can we just talk Oscars? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do it on my own time. Who? Jebronies invited me. All right. Chad hold it but here, you know, excuse me, I'm just going to take a poll from this Kentucky deluxe. Change. Change his brand. You, uh, you two marries want to pull or you, uh, you one of them goody tushos that don't drink on the job, you know, when I, when I was your various ages, Frank Sinatra, Perry Como and I used to do lines of brown brown off the games of Los Angeles's finest women in the evening before the whole prostitution is a legal thing happened. The Eiffel Tower is real gentlemen. You know what I'm talking about? Go have yourself. Go have yourself. Hey, can you, for the love of God, just talk about the Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Oscars, the Oscars Hollywood's biggest night. This year, I liked the movie sinners to win best picture and I like Leo de Capriose to win best actor despite his Epstein tie ins in the biz. We call that irony. Maybe you're not familiar with it, but the movie sinners, it has grit.

5:35It has hot. It has Chicago Bulls forward Michael Jordan, starring in two different roles. No. You would think you would think that an elite athlete like Michael Jordan's wouldn't be such a good actor, but this baseball star really nails it. Go have yourself. Go have yourself. But I also like, I also like the ice cube vehicle war of the world. He really puts himself out there as a totally believable computer security analyst for the US government who finds his daily life disrupted by an alien invasion truly remarkable film. Yeah. I don't think that one is going to be on the list of best picture nominees, but but sinners is great. Yeah. It was a good one. Wasn't it, brother? Go have yourself. Go have yourself. In other news and updates, having been updated. One battle after another is one battle I'd like to revisit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Sure. That chase infinitely is a fine woman that I'd like to battle. You know what I mean? Anyway, it's the story of how an outdated cowboy toy has come to terms with this mortality when a space ranger takes over his spot as Andy's favorite toy, truly remarkable film

6:39making. No, actually, I think that's the plot of Toy Story and that came out in the 90s. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, Mr. Blyan Radwin. Right. I thought I was, I thought I was the Hollywood expert on this year program. I'll go have yourself. Yeah. Honestly, we did too. Listen, listen to me now. Listen, look at me. Listen. Are you, are you listening? I am. Yes. I have things that I have and want and need to have said regarding movies that are being made in the Hollywood. I think that's true. Hollywood. Have you fellas seen the F1 nominated for Best Picture? It follows the adventures of an aging race car named Lightning McQueen. I give you, I give you this piece of cinema to drunken thumbs up. And if you don't like it, you can go have yourself. Oh, okay. That is not the plot of F1, okay? I've seen it. Okay. I think you may or may not be able to do my job better than you know, you're drunken uncle at a birthday party that swipes his fingers into the gelatinous letters on Timmy's cake. All right. Go have yourself.

7:39Listen, listen to me. I have something I need and have been wanting to say. If you haven't seen movies like Bagonia or Flight Risk starring former teen mogul Martin Walberg, you clearly don't understand cinema. All right. Go have yourself. Flight Risk is about James Bond taking over a Soviet era submarine and Alex Baldwin's has to try and stop him. Just great filmmaking. No, I think that one's actually hunt for red October. Okay. Okay. All of a sudden, you're the cinema topography expert, huh? You know, go have yourself, you know, how hard is it to watch movies and give you opinions about said movie that you are then then watching? It's like super hard. You don't even know. Go have yourself. And if I may, I'd like to be recommending to you and to your three listeners that Timmy Shalamay is one hot piece. Am I right? Go have yourself. He played, he played, uh, played Robert Dylan, uh, noted Jamaican Bob Slyther in this year's best slash of thick, uh, flick cool running. No, not even close. Oh, yeah. I gotta go, I gotta go.

8:41I'm flying to Atlanta, Jack Off, Denimo, with his sweet and magic city. He said, uh, he says his favorite lady is cinnamon, said she, uh, twirls fireworks offer over chap nipples. By the way, daddy was once found panceless outside the establishment at 4 in the morning, claiming to have just been there for directions, go have yourself, go have yourself. Okay. Well, Chad, we've literally learned nothing from you being here, what an absolute waste of time. Okay, okay. Garen Faldwin, I have a scoop for you that you will hear, no one else, no one else can give you the type of insider information that I am here and willing to corroborate with you the totally not just get to it. Watch your language. You bastard. Watch your language. I apologize. Go have yourself. All right. Here it is. A my Hollywood inside a scoop, a complete exclusive to this here television program. Radio. Give me EA Azad noted pipe layer notorious for his sexual exploits.

9:45Give me EA winning best actress for his portrayal of a person with some sense of humility. All right. I gotta go. Go have yourself. Go have yourself. I would actually love to see that acceptance speech. There he is our Hollywood insider, Chad Holderbutt, as I was informed. I don't even know how to react to this one.