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0:00From WSMG traversing the highways and byways in his danger ranger studio, it's Road Rage 101 with Bruce, Mad Kay Ken Jason, the screaming gorilla Aaron, John Jemingo, Boomer Bob, the Duchess of New Jersey Kate, Lorenzo and the last word with Cody. Join the crew for an hour of riveting and eye-opening conversation as they take you to the places and spaces most tend to fear. Strap in, it's always a bumpy ride. Here's your host Bruce the weathered soul.

1:03Alrighty, it's my Friday. That's right. It's a Wednesday. A day here for Road Rage 101. That's that Road Rage 101 here, not in the danger ranger studio. I am in my actual studio and I'm on my laptop today. Why? Because my other shit ain't working. And John Kischeem on here and said, what John? I was modulated. I sounded like I was talking to mashed potatoes. I don't know, but it was kind of something like this and it was even deeper and louder. Maybe I had the smooth jazz talk of the FM radio guy. I don't know. It's been a long time since I've done FM radio. Anyway, I came morning and welcomed you Road Rage 101. We are having technical difficulties here as we run through the day. Not, not John. Not John. Not John. Not, not not. Not quite an easy, important people. Not any of the important people about that. But basically me, but anyway, I've said here's sipping on a nice cup of colloquium coffee. Let me show you this colloquium coffee cup that I got. That's right. It's a big fuck you from President Trump. And go get your buying colloquium

2:07coffee, a colloquium coffee, that's colloquium coffee. That's colloquium coffee to put a little bit of the heaven in the kitchen because when you'd grind coffee beans, especially these coffee beans, it smells like heaven in your kitchen. Anyways, go to clockuprock.coffeeuse.com. I'm a co-w SMG 15. That's WSMG 15. For 15% off of your coffee purchase. Also, thank you, John, for being the producer of this show because you have a discord chat called boombunker.com for a slash discord. That's boombunker.com for a slash discord. Come in and have some fun with us during the day, during the night or whenever you want to kind of come in here and play around, you can go to boombunker.com for a slash discord. You get there and all the links in the show. No good morning crew. For John, good morning, Sam and rumor has it that Kate, the touches is out doing her own podcast this morning. Touches after dark and what's happening? I don't know, what's up? We'll everybody that will leave here and go there. Hang on. Let's just since I'm a producer

3:13extraordinaire, let's just listen into the touches a little bit. As OCD as I am, I do like to track my times and I've set up a spreadsheet in Google. I have a worksheet of my races. You can't hear that? No, sir. That's why we put with the elevator music. Okay, we can fix that in a second. This is the first step. You can suck my left nut. I think the right one, Jillis. That's right. That's right. This is the adventures of having a brand new live show here on X. Here we go. Here's the touches. This year. And again, I'm not fast. I am distinguished age and I'm just not a quick runner. And it's more my five K's or walky runny walk. Well, I start off running then I walk and then I run and then I walk. So I do what I can to keep

4:17myself moving. Okay. I walk long walk. I drink prune juice and and and bull fights unanswered. Yes, that's what I like. Yeah, I walk and I run and I drink prune juice and then I I really run. I like doesn't she doesn't just know that we're doing the show right now and why would you be in jerk competition with us? What's up with that? She's out ground us, you know, and I think she's better than us now. Well, yeah, exactly. I mean, come on. She's got the voice of an angel. That means, you know, she's she's ready to move on. You know, she's she's passed the the adolescent stage where a bunch of 14 year olds get together and do a morning podcast. I mean, yeah, sometimes you got to evolve. Well, I'm just going to say that, you know, since we are like the we have the what's it? The emotional I think it's an EQ emotional. I cue. Emotional intelligence. Emotional. Yeah. Of a 14 year old and why she's on there, we can just

5:23everyone. So I'll just stop in and see what the Dutch is doing. There we go. So that's what Mr. Popkin room. They catch bills there and we just did his plug and we want to say come on in the Dr. Mr. Bill. Cody's in the room. We got Josh and let's get on with the show because man, we got nothing else. You because go fishing tomorrow. This is the last show of the week. Go on fishing. I'm going to go up with the 20 other guys and be smelly and and sit around the camp bar drink bourbon and art and freaking tell stupid jokes and all the other stuff. It's kind of like being here in the morning, right? Yes. Are you going to be playing cake or cock? Just wondered. He's going to do that on his vacation. Yeah, broke and broke bag mountains. If you know, you know, God, have you ever been to one of those trips where you go on a trip to your buddies? The yearly trip or anything like that? Yes. We used to go on a yearly trip up to, it was Central

6:29Pennsylvania. Same thing where you'd go up and we would do some hunting and shooting. We would bring up all our guns and all our ammunition and by the time we left, there was spent shells everywhere and we would drink and make food and hike and shit like that. It was a lot of fun. Alright, so this is our 50-70 year that we've been going up. So these these jokers started this in 1968. A bunch of guys from IBM, five guys from IBM would go up to this place called Lake Lundy Resort and man, it's been a it's been a turn style of people. For you know, all the way to 2026, we're going to be celebrating, well, I guess 58 years, right? So if 1968, yeah, 58 years. Show up and you go, where's Fred? Fred didn't make it this year. Fred, this year because Fred, Fred's dead. Fred crossed the, yeah, across the rainbow bridge. People crossed the rainbow bridge or is that just animals?

7:33I don't know. I think it's all in gay people. I have an arranged of emotions here this morning. I've got a party often. I'm sneezing and everything else. Maybe this is a bad idea. Anyway, moving out to show. It is September 9th, 2026. It's a national school picture day. School pictures today, guys. Like God, do you remember school pictures? Probably the first day of your life as school picture day. And probably one of the funniest days of your life too. If you actually, yeah, what the school pictures every year, your mother was having a fit. I remember that. Your mom always having a fit trying to get you all set up and ready to go. And John, what about you, man? Well, what was what was picture day like for you in the, well, back in the day, the last time I had a school picture taken was in I think it was October of 1978 in the late 1900s was the last time.

8:39I had a solution chisels and there's still use some chisels and and stone pads, right? Yeah, you got blinded by the flash powder. Some of the crazy crazy hair groups that we used to see guys coming in with with the suits on, you know, guys that would never have a suit on would have a suit on and and yeah, it was crazy. It's just just kind of stupid stuff. And I remember one time that I went and my mom was working and I remember, I actually, I washed my hair with a piece of bar soap. And I guess I didn't get all the soap out because a picture pack my mom would finish and go like, the pictures just look so bad because I had this, this scene on my, the scene on my hair. You can tell it was soapy. It was residue all over it. It was crazy. What the? The funny thing I remember when I was about, I think I wasn't third grade. I found a pair of scissors

9:47and gave myself a haircut and I took two big chunks out of my bangs and my mom had to take me to the barber because oh my god, it's picture day. Why did you do this on picture day? And they cut my bangs to me even a mount and I look like a cancer kid to be quite honest with you. So that was some of the stuff that you did. Oh, I remember one time, they wouldn't let me take pictures because I worth a tea. I didn't have a collared shirt. You had to have a collared shirt. Oh wow. To have a picture taken. I came in there like, you know, I'm a collared shirt. Were you at half the school or something like that? The known said make you go home again. Now this was a public school. I think I was in 10th grade. Yeah. Oh wow. And then I had to pay for, because my mom wanted the pictures. I had to pay for them to come back because there was sometimes when kids were, I was sick doing picture day. Can I get a picture so they would come in another time for the people that couldn't make it? And then I had to go in and get pictures.

10:50Right. And you had to go in and then I had to go in with a collared shirt and get my picture taken at that time too. Yeah. I got in so much trouble one year. I think it was my, right before I went into high school. So I was in 8th grade. And mom gave me the money. She gave me the money. Cash money to give to the photography guy. And money never made it to the photography guy. Oh no. It was a burger place on the way home. And you know, weeks later, wondering where my, where my photos were because my sister brought her photos home. And really, I don't know where I don't know where this stuff was. And so there's one year in my in my portfolio of school pictures that I don't have because I decided to have a nice burger that day on the way to school because I was, I'm going to sort of buy it. I mean, that's the, which, very honest with it. But I remember from that bullshit, was like, you know, like eight years

11:52and there, you know, so we're talking like, I don't know, like 79 somewhere in there. And you come up, you know, because your name's Robert. They're like, okay, Robert Redford. What? Who's that? I'm fucking eight. I don't watch old people movies. I watch cartoons and three stuages and little fucking rascals. Like, what do you, who the fuck is Robert Redford? I didn't, I didn't get out of line because I thought, okay, that's another guy named Bobby, you know. So, you know, they, they were trying to make you smile. They're like, they pickles, but people, why? What are you doing? Yeah, it just, it just didn't work. I mean, I get an idea, say, okay, smile real big. You know, like, fuck, they just try to be cute and it doesn't work. Like, I'm not a baby. Don't fucking put me in, you know, and fucking getty's fucking a fucking watermelon. Whoopie, whoopie, whoopie, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, right. I remember all that. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking, fucking like rattling keys in a background.

12:55We're facing close to Arnold, Arnold Sanders, who died in 1980 to founder and famous white student spokesman for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Oh, by the way, people before I go, we're say, oh, no, Cody's gone, but yeah, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Colonel Sanders, birthday today, say, 1890, man, he would have been way, way old. He would have been what, hundred and thirty six if he would have been alive today. And gone James. And I don't know if he'd be, you know, that guy didn't start, Kentucky Fried Chicken until late into his sixties, before he got that franchise going. So he was kind of, uh, at anybody, he had a gas station and fucking hell's, hell's kitchen, Kentucky. So hell's kitchen, Kentucky, I thought hell's kitchen was in New York City. I guess they can have different hell's kitchen, I guess, right? Yeah. I mean, they have a, they have a Decaturial annoy, they have a Decatur Alabama, they have a Decatur Iowa, like, so yeah, they can, they can name things the same thing. How many people have a chimingo? That's what I want to know.

13:59How many people have a chimingo? Not very many people have a chimingo. Only one. There's only one. Yeah, they, they're like, oh, shit, what did we do when they broke the mold? Just so you know, the, the touches is kicking our ass. She's got 11 live views over there on her show. And we got nothing. Yeah, that's where fucking Cody went. He's like, I got a, I got a phone call, I got an appointment through two minutes. No, yeah, to go over there and jerk it, jerk himself off to fucking touches his voice. I know my mom's in here. Sorry, I shouldn't talk like that. I don't know what he does. I know who he is. So, you know, there you go. You bet. I've had plenty of stiff freaking socks to figure that one out. I don't, I don't know if I like this being in competition with the touches. I'm not, well, I think maybe she wants to prove a play. Maybe she wants to prove a play. I don't know what's the point. I made a bad ass win. I mean, she's using the stream yard. You can easily just up into her up into her stream. I'm sure.

15:02No, I can't. She uses the free stream. She uses the free stream yard. Oh, that's okay. There you go. She's not strange. Snipe in us. Right. Did you did you know that that the Japanese actually attacked us in 1942 on our mainland, not not in Hawaii. Did you know that John? No, I did not. I remember watching the movie 1942 with John Voluschi and Dan Acroy and there was a Alaska. Are they attacked Alaska? The Aleister Island, yep. And they had the blue, they had they had the air balloon, the hot air balloon attack on the West Coast. It was treacherous. Let the experts fucking talk here. 1942 Japanese, Oregon, a Japanese float plane dropped in the air bomb. They're Perkins, Oregon in a rare enemy air attack on the continental USA. It was a liberal bomb and it worked. Let me ask you this. How did it get back? How did the boat

16:05how did the plane get back to the ship? Or did it just go crashing to the ocean? Was it a suicide mission? I have no idea. I didn't need to do any kind of research into this. I just take it for for. Yeah. Yeah, expert. What are you going to like? You guys sometimes you get he's a he's a Californian and then he does shit like that. Right. I read a headline. I'm going to spit this out. This is what Dutch is you're going to ask right now. Yeah, that's probably why. You're asking the Dutchers while you were not here. Is that what you were doing? So maybe. I don't know. I just get in. He doesn't know that you know, Dutch is his live. Right. So give us give us your give us your Dutchers live. What's there? What's there? What's your where's Dutchers? That's good. See you later. Hang on. Don't go anywhere. You don't have to go anywhere. Hi, I want to hear we go. I'm going to don't I don't do that. I'm not going to show. I'm out road rage. Oh, wow. That's fantastic. What a clip.

17:19I'd saved. In a national school picture day today. You got any school picture stories for us? I remember the silhouette pictures. That's what we did in grade school back in the 70s where they had to front picture and then they had the little inset one where you're looking off to the side somewhere. Yeah, those were all the rage man in the 70s and it's just like you look back at them now. I'm like, that's the easiest shit ever. Too funny. You buy every year. Did you buy every year of your kids' school pictures? Our kids. Yeah, we did just so we could send out to my mom and the grandparents and shit. How many of those little one inch by two inch little things that you still have left? I mean, we got millions of them. We just went through our pictures, man. We just have millions of them still. We ordered pretty light on those. We'd get 12, you know, and we probably had six left because you know, have you met me? No one likes us.

18:24There's a picture for you to remember me by. We're out we're out for summer, but anyway, I'll roll clip one, John. You want bread? Yes, please. Three dollars. No suit for you. A major employer in Paris set to lay off hundreds soon. The camel suit factory is transitioning to a smaller workforce, cutting 205 of the 568 employees. Su production will stop on May 1st as the plant shifts to making prego Italian sauces and pay salsa. Campbell says employees who stay until their layoff date are eligible for separation benefits. Factory has been in operation since 1964. Where this is the one in Canada, New Jersey, right? Yes, well, they have three different places that are cutting their workforces by a lot. Number one, because Campbell's suit percent dire straits as far as their finances are concerned.

19:25But also, you see the license suit lately. I mean, this used to be a staple. This used to be the same in grace for those that was on a budget and wanted to eat at least some tasty food, with a lot of MSG and salt in it. But yeah, a kind of suit now is ridiculously expensive. And it's just crazy. Well, then the other thing is that they get caught putting mystery meat in there. Like in other words, they have like some kind of homegrown meat or I don't, it's not real chicken. It's a meat like substance that they use. Byproduct. I mean, byproduct. That's what you're using now. But no, I mean, we still. Well, I mean, you know, Andy Warhol will be will be sad because, you know, of course, his Campbell's suit can probably either go up in price or or or crash to the bottom. But anyway, he was sad when he was alive overrated son of a

20:27bitch. Anyway, sorry, hit a nerve. Why that hit a nerve with it? Okay, because you're an artist. Andy Warhol is, yeah, Andy Warhol whoopsy to. And was like, oh, Andy Warhol, you know, it's sad. He should have had his fingers broken in 1962. But why don't you go out and do the do the Walmart tin and put that out and see if you can generate some sales for your art, your art crew to yeah, I'm just jealous of the artists that are actually their crappy artists in my opinion and and also are successful. It's just it's a jealousy rearing. It's how they had envy all the bad things they tell you about the Bible. Or you can take a pen and a wall while it art. There's no one you can yeah. The one I did like was the one with the chick with the balloon and then after the person bought it for like $7 million, that fucking ate itself. Like now there's an artist I can get along with. He gets the idea there ain't no art worth like $20 million. You know, it's funny right right

21:27now I could go to any AI art generator grab four cans of great value soup images from the interwebs and put it in there and say make a a drawing of this or a painting of this and it would do just as good as any warhol. Yes, that's right. That's where AI is at man we can do anything we want to man we've done so much AI work in in the Boomer bunker and you know I do one daily so I have a daily thumbnail I have to have three single day and and AI just takes care of it now I've interjected you guys into the to the spa so today's thumbnail has it's you in there John I don't know why you're not in there but it's got Boomer Bob and it's got the touches and you're not in there on the I noticed that I was like you know you know the AI got me wrong I noticed the picture there I was looking at it and I'm like AI made me look like a douchebag when really I'm an asshole

22:28wow it was a little it's just a little bit off you look back it's just the smirk is a little more douchebaggy I'm a little more asshole than that so Bruce if you could maybe tune that up for tomorrow's image I'd appreciate it now I'll do that up for for Monday's image or Tuesday's I'm pretty sure you're coming back on Monday I'll wake up early enough to do that because that's really my next day off is Monday after I get back from my efficient trip and then we will definitely have a another show on Monday anyway go ahead and go ahead roll clip to there death by hanging that is the sentence facing Egyptian TV presenter Sara Khalifa along with 11 others over their alleged role in a drug trafficking network according to state media the TV host is a well-known entertainment and social media figure in Egypt with some 2.5 million followers on Instagram she's best known for presenting the Egyptian crime show mission impossible as well as managing her own cosmetic surgery clinic I'm gonna think about this but I've I caught this on the leave it was on on the New York the New York

23:36post and Sara Khalifa nice looking woman I mean she's the one with all the you know Botox injections and killers and everything but she's definitely a a model type looking girl it got strong up with with a whole bunch of other people and they all got convicted on drug charges on different on different levels and she just happened to cop the one where they're gonna hang her so she's dead so I don't know what's going on over there but 39 years old they caught her with I guess these drug-making materials in her house and this goes to show you you might not want to hang here with us you pull better doing it in Egypt this is in Egypt all right yeah Egypt there we go yeah yeah was an Egypt USA it was the Egypt the you know the real Egypt with all the pharaohs and the the pyramids and stuff John did you got a touch on this on the book I don't remember if you guys did no no we have not uh-huh brand new brand new to you man so yeah anyway you get that news there you

24:40get the Egyptian news first if you're an Egyptian out there you listen to sure you're gonna get the Egyptian news first here but yeah they're gonna hang this poor girl 39 years old beautiful girl by her neck and I'm not sure how Egypt does it I don't know if they do public hangings or anything like that but you know back there in that area of the world and they do some weird shit I don't know if I want to be swinging from a rope in Egypt just uh update uh dutch is now at the 13 views and we have two I so you know I went over I went over to x and I copied the link to the this live stream and I tried to drop it in her comments and it wouldn't let me oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I got that's my hanging oh it's probably an x thing that they don't want you advertising somebody else's live stream and another live stream that would probably be it would probably be it I'd tell you what man I don't

25:41know what to think about this I I think that uh uh maybe maybe she got mad because I you know we put her on the uh on the uh one of dinner alive again I mean that maybe that's what it was I don't know I don't know she I know she hates the game I heard Bob hate this game I don't know why they hate the game he hasn't played so you know what before Ken leaves today because he's going to he's going to work why don't we play one at dinner alive that's right one at dinner alive when we find out are you popular popular celebrities are dead for a lives I just to be going to put you in all that all over the place but I think they're gonna they're gonna pick the clicker we're gonna find out you're gonna play dead or alive I'll put you at lands on hand I don't even know why we're spending this clicker yeah we should make this a longer segment because that's good I gotta go to work now what now get one at dinner alive let's go

26:45all right you have a uh you have a choice just give me a choice you want movie or or you want a movie uh you want a movie or you want a tv show uh it's not the tv show tv show last tv show we have is her pure enthusiasm you will never watched it once so dead Richard Lewis dead he definitely dead that's one yeah that's good I never watched that show once I just I just I just I know Richard Lewis though and he's dead I'll buy it's time from what come here and see you guys yeah I don't know who that is so he's dead is dead to me anyway he's dead he's definitely dead he's really dead yeah somebody you do somebody you do know can Ted Danson he's alive that is correct he is alive

27:51JP smooth I don't know how he who he that is but I'm feeling his aura so he's alive yes he is definitely alive and you're forced to form him for somebody who hasn't uh watched the show and all Suzy yes yeah that Suzy esmen's alive that's right Suzy esmen is like you are five for five man and you're taking manly lead with ten points and I know I know I know I know I know Richard Lewis and no one none of the other ones I want you to tell me how old is Larry David Larry David I do know Larry David boy he's got to be 82 82 you were wrong but you get two points on that because you're only three points off and you got eight seven there you go seven points for you how old is he he has 79 oh see I was three ahead he's just a young buck I just claim it to you I'm trying to claim the game can that and we appreciate it and uh

28:51waiting here we go I'm gonna go look and here comes the touches and we will we're gonna ask the touches where she's been to touches where have you been at this morning good new sorry I was putting my airfud in sorry that's okay we were let me do your hand we were let me do your hand I was trying to get I was trying to get over into your into your into the good show that you were talking but I must be I must be over now so welcome to the with all these all these little little little little nancy's have been talking about is you and she's over there doing the show and I don't know she's gonna come back what if it is a big song channel on me who know yeah yeah they're all well everyone notices you know they were raised in any of us fucking come here anyway it's just you know let's talk to touches and let's do her beautiful voices and soon oh my god did you guys do that I hope not oh yeah we did yeah of course we did first of all first of all I did not out you doing that

29:52Cody did Cody said hey do you know that the duchess is over there doing it over doing her show and then I went over there and I said well let's see what the duchess is doing and so we listen to you for a little bit and then oh well that ruins your show go do that and then I came back to listen again and you dropped something it was like it was almost like I knew what I was doing so hey welcome back damn it was good I'm gonna talk I'm gonna talk right back to that yeah I am gonna go I don't like going to bed early it's never mind I'll ask you tonight I'll ask you tomorrow night on the show yeah is it dark there in the new jersey that that's something we don't know come on really are you driving right now are you driving you road raging right now Bruce no no no no no so fine to business I am you're doing boo you worry about you we love you Kate we love you we love you that you know yes we do we love you really good I am I'm full questions tomorrow night 630

30:59boomer-punker okay all right why what's your problem I'll tell you a little later I'll you will chip three start with that shooting that happened inside the Pittsburgh police station KTVU has learned the suspect in that shooting last night managed to have a gun on him when it was brought into a jail cell from book KTVU has learned from multiple sources an auto theft suspect was able to sneak a gun into a holding cell at the Pittsburgh police department shoot an officer in the abdomen and end up shooting himself in the foot before he was subdued during a chaotic struggle and I could have been worse I've also learned the suspect 31 year old Michael Arthur Sanchez Martin allegedly tried to shoot the injured officer a second time but his gun jammed so ball why do these shooters always have three fucking names I think that was four I think that was four names yeah I think government name I do believe that it was four names that is crazy but yeah you

32:01know every time that I've been picked up and taken to jail man I've always had a peripheral search of my body I was never put in a cell unless this guy had a a gun stuck with his ass I don't know how this guy got a gun and into the jail so I have no idea it's crazy maybe bad police work yeah bad police work maybe you could have a cake or gun who knows if you know you know anyway this I have no idea what this take your dick or take your gay or whatever it is that you you guys talk about it we'll have to play that game one of these days anyway I'm sorry I'm just like somehow carried a concealed gun into the Pittsburgh police department and then into a jail cell before allegedly shooting the officer the weapon apparently went undepected during the booking process raising two serious questions on how the gun made it through police security and then there's a deep tension area because that's like well I'm telling you what man these places are getting laks I you know Pittsburgh is a real small police department if Pittsburgh

33:02California is just like a little you know if you sneeze too hard you know you miss it I mean that was is it out the country is it out in the country yeah it's Pittsburgh California I thought it was Pittsburgh it's a little put down right Bruce still small town yeah a little country town yeah yeah a little town yeah and that's a little pod out town that's you know it's easier to get through on something like that because you know let's let's be honest they don't have the crime in the the level of criminal that you have in the city yeah so yeah I mean still shitty but you know Barney five again yeah you take out his one bullet there you go put bullets have the keys have the keys to the cell like right you know in the wall in between the two cells I mean everything about that show is hilarious it becomes over with a lunch for the prisoner can you imagine that Jesus Christ did all I remember is is kind of this a brown greenish baloney with some stale bread and

34:05maybe an apple juice box and you know that that was it that's all you had you know that's all you got and man he made literally got in the basement I guess I guess actually the the Mayberry yeah got a piece of warm apple pie so anybody like ever ever heard of that I mean had guns mumbled into a jail so I mean I you know yeah it happened to happen to happen to surround they find guns and knives jail cells all the time and holding things yeah yeah for police work that's what that is excuse me I don't see how that could happen I'm sorry to me you know I like I said I was a low level I was a low level dumbass you know forgetting you know arrested as many times that I have but I was always added down all but maybe I just had a nice body or something or something they wanted to make sure that I didn't have anything clearly you never know I clearly I'm sure they were all looking to get their hands on you

35:08well everybody don't be so talkative today because we're almost done with the show and we're only at 38 minutes mark and we had we had technical problems before we even started oh you did it don't have that producer you're sorry I was shocked hey hey first of all the reason that they found out about this was because the bruiser was here I came in this morning and bruised and I I'm like what the fuck is going on with your microphone that's a producer is the one that found at the program was a problem Jesus Christ over here with this shit it's just loving this right now she's it all up I know I love it but I get accused of outing her that she was over on Twitter two time and this that was the first thing and now all of a sudden because there's a technical problem of course it's my fault because all I can was turn my shit works I'm here damn you know

36:10I'm just that dark head quality sound the entire show all right so let me ask you this did I heard it the poor guinea pig across the rainbow bridges that true are you now guinea pigless yes I'm sorry to hear that though I really am I know no I'm sorry so I'm sorry to hear that saying that you used to say oh the only reason I play that background music is because of the the guinea pig but there's no guinea pig anymore so there's no reason for the background music okay I I rest my case how long did the guinea pig make it that's it about four and a half years oh four and a half years that's pretty that's a lot for a guinea pig isn't it that was that is is that a lot or is that average or you know that's a pretty long shelf life I think for a rodent well here's the other thing that guinea pig was that that thing led a blessed life it was blind and and it would like just walk around in its cage and it was taken care of like a prince that that

37:13guinea pig was all the way up until the end so I went to the vet a couple times too you took it to the vet a couple times yes I would have learned it was blind yeah I would have went out back and as soon as I saw a hawk fly around and thrown it up in the air here you go but then again that's me never would have seen it coming yeah woo waitlessness it was blind I felt bad it was the poor thing did you break the news to the family that there's no yeah I found him he was all like I came home and he's all dead now like no I'm the only one home and I got to take care of it I got to be I have to be the adult I'm like oh so what you do did you get it like a paper towel and pick them up you flush them down toilet oh yeah you would not fit in the toilet he was big now he was no I got a two box and put him in with some hay and the paper towels he got buried I didn't dig the hole I wasn't told the kid home and dump the hole when he

38:15got home from so I was wondering why Paul texted me and was like hey the fucking anifries they are worked poor Paul I'll tell you that guy's a saint that Paul is a saint he is he's very quite good we're three more getting two more guinea pigs out there and two hamsters yeah it's the graveyard rooms oh okay see you have no more patches you are missed you gotta go okay take care kids see you have no more pets then no more pets you're done with pets I am 24 hours pet free yes and how does the library get me up for two cats I was like come on I just literally been a day no no more pets hey by the way I now you can move your studio to the other room now right make this the guest no I could I just have space now it's like I've got I've got a floor all that was guinea pig like that whole area not that anybody can see that but the whole

39:20like chunk in front of me like a good three by three area was like a big cage on the floor with a piggy in it okay so yeah no I'm gonna try to make it a towel one pig what piggy it's like that pig was never there man they erased that pig within 24 hours it's not even a well I can't leave it I can't leave him there I had to clean him up no I didn't do any I didn't rearrange anything yet I can't I've got enough gone this week yeah he's got great he's got a great vision for this room now so I can see it now so we're gonna eventually but yeah you know what you need to do now you need to get one of those stickers that you put on the back of your windshield RIP piggy you know with the date of birth and the death in the fall I'm loving you little halo little wings on him yeah little little little little wings did you see what Mike Pelerito put in our well you don't go the bunk our bunker chat

40:21you put up did you see the guinea pig no I did not see it did not then you have been there in a day okay it's he put up it's like the like the gates of heaven with a guinea pig with the sublime sunglasses on in a cane I think the thing was like I literally it was like two hours after I'm like putting it in a box and they're like too soon I'm like kind of yeah oh no we're going to catch from here we got to catch from here there it is there it is I see it all yeah I was so sad about that stupid pig thank god I got a bomb thank thanks to Mike I got the artwork for the Boomer bunker pre-show that's all I'm not promoting that that's her that's her special but one thing that was special is when I tuned into the Boomer bunker on Mondays about time that's I I kind of logged in and everything it was mirrored in her in her view and John was having

41:23a look at you I mean what was that all of that well you're doing a show live and you're trying to get to you know you prepared the show all week and you got people in the chat saying it's backwards it's backwards hey it's backwards and I'm like what now I can't now I have to address it right so here we are so now I'm troubleshooting live on the show trying to figure and then again what hey a little bit more what's backwards if you're going to tell me something's backwards you're going to complain give me some facts all right what's backwards are we on the wrong side what's backwards I need to know and then it's like stupid but the best part of this is that you know that you have an audience full of your generates that are just going to put your buttons of course and you to the roof hey I gave them what they came for they started some shit I gave them some shit that's what I do i know what i do theLATCHES correct yourself on her camera and then I said oh

42:26Dutchess is talking backwards now I didn't know it was mirrored I don't know when that that happened I don't know how many episodes I did mirrored so I don't know but then well that's just morning I was my fold and that's never happened before either. So I have no idea where that's coming from. So one thing is bad and another thing goes bad and she never know. So that's the way that live podcast think go. That's the way you have it when you have a live show. And now I try to find the main thing. Maybe we could fix this, but apparently Bruce's mixer is in like another room besides where he's at right now. So I'm like, another room. It's just out of reach of my hand. I usually don't have to fuck with it. So there you go. Yeah. You might throw my gun to it. Right. He probably came in and fuck with it yesterday. Who knows? I don't have no idea. But what do you mean he's having fun? Let's see if he likes this such twisted

43:28knobs. Mrs. Bruce. Let's just give us your last word that before before I dismissed myself until next Monday. Oh, next Monday. Wow. Um, okay. Well, John I will be live streaming. The Boomer bunker. Monday's and Thursday's at 6 30 PM Eastern. We hope you join us. You can find all the ways to participate. Be part of the live stream in our chat. Join road rage every morning. Go to BoomerBunker.com forward slash discord for all that. And you can also find all the links at BoomerBunker.com or everything else. So definitely do that. And also make sure you check out our new podcast over 50 overall. Oh, I'm all geared up for that today. Today we recorded it comes out on Saturday, but we recorded today. Yes, I have to pull stuff together. Yeah, I still have not listened the episode number two. I'm going to do that as I mostly my way on out to my fishing trip on tomorrow. I'll be busy all day

44:29today just getting all packed up and ready to go and watching my wife look sad as I pack the actually not sad. She's probably cheering. She's probably cheering. I don't know. She puts on a good face. That's her. She puts on a good face. John, go ahead, give it to her. Oh, bye, Bruce. See you later. You want my last words there? Bruce, is that what you're asking for? Yeah. Okay. I can do that. Go ahead. Last word shot. Yeah. The over 50 overhaul podcast is where Duchess and I talk about the struggles that we have trying to, well, she's trying to stay in shape. I'm trying to get in shape. And you know, as we get older, and use more tools, you would think it gets easier, but sometimes it doesn't. And we will discuss that later on this week. Before you leave, fix yourself out. You have something? I got nothing. No, I'm doing this while you're gone or just up, John, you want to break

45:31no, okay? No, doing this. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't fucking act like I'm on an asshole for fucking ask and fuck you. Well, who's going to put the show up and who's got all the in the contact information and everything? Oh, he just left like that. That went wild. Well, I'm looking, I'm looking forward to the to the next episode of over 50 overhaul. I did comment in the in the in the forum this morning that the exercise thing on the on the what is it called? Lose it. I think that that season's got me on lose it. And and I don't like the way that it tracks my exercise, but then again, my my fitness watch here doesn't really hook up to it. So I'm going to go with a fit bit. I think I'm going to go out and and buy me a fit bit. So it should be here by Monday. You know, when I get home from my fishing trip and then we'll get the fit bit. I'll hook up to it. And then my exercise routines and all that stuff will be all put on at

46:31least at least the steps will be put on it. I mean, listen, what I love about a fit bit was I got a fit bit and automatically I'm up at a thousand steps. So yay. It's great. You can quit doing this. I it's all my non-dominant. So I'm my non-dominant hand. I don't want to tell you. There we go. I'm off to the Eastern Sierra's on over Kamano Lake into a canyon about 12 miles in where I probably won't have any internet. No, they do have internet there, but I won't be not be using it because I'm used to not having anything hooked up over there. And I will not be hooked up. And I'm just going to have myself a good time. Take a beer, fish and play and poker, loosen all my money. And I'm just going to have a good time. It's going to be a nice time to release and not be in the middle of all this junk and and all this news

47:32and everything. So I will see you guys later and I'll be back on Monday and don't forget to listen to John Dutch is on the on the Boomer Punker podcast and go out and see over the over 50 over half. Yes, exactly the big love sign, the big love sign. I'll be careful as I can as careful as I can because that you know what I'm going to I guess I will be back on Monday. God willing, you guys have a great weekend. If you get to yourself, we'll see you later guys. Say bye bye. We need to get back to fucking. Well, there you have it. Another episode of Road Rage 101 is safely in the rear view mirror. Bruce and his lovable collection of misfits, malcontents and questionable influences have somehow made it through another show broadcasting from the danger range or studio because apparently giving Bruce a microphone while he's out on the road seemed like a perfectly reasonable idea. Road Rage 101 is a value for value podcast. If we made you laugh, made you

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