[No Laughter Version] What’s it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

0:00What do you call a hipster wearing earmuffs? Anything you like, they can't hear you. Ever since the attempted identity theft I've been much more careful about organizing my documents. Now my identity thefts are much more successful. I hate Pi Day jokes. They're irrational. A man walks into a bar and says, ouch. I like to pepper in jokes about spices and seasoning, but I think it's a waste of time. Why do people pay good money for shampoo? When real poo is free? What do you call a retired minor? Doug. What do you call twin standing in the window? Curtain rod. What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug. What's it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls?

1:02A bungalow in the jungle. I tried haggling over some Indian bread. They told me the price is non-negotiable. What do you call a postal worker who's tasked with removing envelopes from letters? A male stripper. Just a moment away from more dead jokes right after this brief pause. What do you call two surgeons doing hip surgery together? A joint operation. The leftover spaghetti the astronauts tossed from the spaceship got sucked into a black hole. It paused to event horizon. So you've never tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing. I asked a Punjabi about truthful living. He said it was Sikh's heaven. I don't like turbo text. I'm not into it. I'm Montgomery Jones, tune in until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share these jokes

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