[No Laughter Version] What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

0:00Grandpa got a guy in slim fit jeans drinking a smoothie to come over. He was his hip replacement. What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? A baloney sandwich. I'm dating a girl who ubers for bulk barn. She drives me nuts. I just signed up for my jobs 401k, but I'm nervous about it. I've never run that far. My new weight loss program starts with lunges. That's a big step forward. I bought fly spray from the supermarket yesterday and sprayed it all over myself. Total scam. Still can't fly. How do you tell who's a vegan at a party? You don't have to. They'll tell you. We had a steer named Steer Stewart. In his afterlife, he transformed to beef stew.

1:00How do you send a caterpillar 100 feet into the air? You put it on its back. I'm struggling to get over my line dancing addiction. It's been two steps forward, one step back. Are you going to Israel? Can you tell the Veevi said hi? I watched a movie about competitive weightlifting. But I turned it off because it was too heavy. People say love is the best feeling in the world and I agree. But finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is a close second. The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break. I'm waiting for when dolphins have the ability to play poker against humans. Then I can put all my fish and chips on the table. The difference between a regular joke and a dad joke should be apparent. I don't make jokes about vegans. I feel it would be tasteless.

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