[No Laughter Version] Global Recycling Day! 100% recycled dad jokes here! 18 March 2026

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1:00It was sold destroying. What secret society recycles cans? The Illuminum Monati. I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced. Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin. I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum. I just need some help to get it off the ground. An environmental group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use recycled Legos to repave their highways. Unfortunately, they've still facing a lot of roadblocks. I just took a job at the recycling plant. I'm in charge of the can department and I'm crushing it. I spent months designing a belt made of recycled watches. My wife says it was a waste of time. I've invented a machine that recycles chest sets. This is a game changer. I failed inspection at the recycling center I work at. They said the place was a dump.

2:02What do the cyclists do with the bikes after the tour de France? They recycle them. My wife asked me to take the trash out, but it already had a date with the recycling. The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission. When you bring in one can, you can save two cans. Just a moment away from more dead jokes right after this brief pause. Spring styles are at Nordstrom Rack stores now, and they're up to 60% off. Stock up and save on Ragnbonne made well, Vince, All Saints, and more of your favorites. I didn't allow no rack as the deed is. Why do we rack? For the hottest still. You're so many good brands. In the Nordic club to unlock exclusive discounts, shop new arrivals first, and more, plus buy online and pick up at your favorite rack store for free. Great brands, great prices, that's why you rack. Every morning I take a bike ride through the park at least twice no matter how exhausted

3:04I am. I always push myself to recycle. The White House has instituted a policy of recycling used push pins. They call it no new tax. What happens to a recycling bin after you crash into it on your bike? It becomes a recycling bin. I was in front of a grocery storey, some guy came up to me. He said, hey, do you have a moment to help save the environment? I said absolutely. So he gave me a pamphlet, I recycled it right away. I bought a second hand bike. It's recycled. My colleague just took a new job at a waste management company and I've completely run out of pun jokes. Guess I'll have to recycle them. My wife designed a dress made completely from recycled white bars. It's really quite remarkable. If you recycle rubber enough times, eventually it gets retired.

4:05Spare bike parts are environmentally friendly. They are recyclable. Why did the recycling center turn away Don Corleone? They were made and offered they couldn't reuse. You should know you can help to recycle dead batteries and return them in most supermarkets. It's free of charge. The man at the recycling center seemed so sad. So I asked why so down in the dumps. How do you recycle toilet paper? You beat the crap out of it. I just recycle 12 cases of old beer bottles. Gross. Working on a cookbook title, Recycle. It was the only title left over. What is Kermit the Frog's excuse for not recycling? It's not easy being green. I'm Montgomery Jones. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide. So please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

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