[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris kicked the bucket. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

0:00what do you call a cop in bed undercover they say birds of a feather flock together but do you know which birds really stick together velcro's I don't know why the ticket agents at the gate made me check in my suitcase full of road kill meat it was carrying luggage a random guy gave me a sketch of myself yesterday I was really happy and said it would be even better if we didn't have to do this in a police station I got an air-powered digging tool with a flat blade it's a pneumatic don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions I do if you receive an email and in the subject box it says knock knock do not open it as it's from the Jehovah's Witnesses working from home chicken Caesar chicken also listens to her and most importantly

1:01chicken tender what do a nun's revealing dress and smoking have in common both are bad habits a guy told me he hadn't eaten in three days I told him to not worry about it because food tastes the same as it did as the last time bought a soccer ball online and the shipping was as much as the ball pretty sure there is extra cost due to inflation the laughter isn't over we'll be back after this brief break check Norris kicked the bucket the thing is that nobody can find where it landed I know an underweight Irish family they're the Olympics what do you call a shoe mate from a banana a slipper I heard you lost your classical music CD but don't worry I got your buck ever since we starting saying Beijing for China's capital it ceased to be the most important

2:02city in the country it's not at the top of the peaking order anymore I'm Montgomery Jones pulled on until the end of the episode for a bonus joke we're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide please share one of these jokes with your family and friends looking for more dad joke humor to share then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter it's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes means and humor for you to enjoy spread the laughs and groans and sign up today check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit daily dad jokes podcast dot com the daily dad jokes podcast is produced by classic studios see the show notes page for social media links and joke credits this show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience I went to see a psychic the other day who was severely depressed turns out there

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