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Hey, hey, okay enough enough about your birthday. Yeah, what did you get him for his birthday? What what met a homo Maddo homo Is that a good banger? I don't know how to get a homo. Carlos left. You pay him. Yeah, Maddo homo Is that that's the best you could do? But yeah, my dog died Let's talk about it. Yeah, let's talk about your dog dad. I'm sorry. Yes. What's that? That's you on the cruise Look at how much fun you were having on the cruise just cruise Bob Bobby on a boat cruising. Who are these two friends here? I have no idea I'm never going on a cruise again, dude. I think it's a good idea So the girl which are the girls which I don't know who they are Which of those girls did you end up being none of them? None of that friends was said been in the US three times You appeared out of nowhere

That's a funny things you ever said. Oh, that's funny. I have no idea who they look sweet This is what happens that night You have your mom's eyes Holy shit. Yeah, I'm Bobby mommy there. I'm Bobby mommy there. Yeah, yeah, what happened that night? So I did a show. Okay, look at that rolling stone shirt. I have on and I did a show Did we talk about the cruise no? Oh, there's the first time we've meeting we have we haven't been together in months weeks Oh weeks weeks. Can I take this off? It's a reason to spray acting leave it on your bowl. I know, but okay, it's it's actually lined perfectly because right above the tail Your face and that's where that should be okay, so what happened this night all right, so Well, let's talk about the cruise in general. Yeah, Adam divine and Anders and Blake did a cruise called this is important cruise. Yes and All I did was the only person I saw mostly it was Schwarzen. Yeah, Nick called me a monster. Yeah, yeah

We ate a lot and then sometimes airing air griffin would show up right and we were like oh fuck because I have to pay for it When you're eating When you're when you shows up you have to pay for it. You're like oh my god. Here goes the bill It wasn't a thousand dollars It wasn't free on the cruise no because you have to pay extra for the good stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah before the cruise. I'll tell you this get this out of that get this out of the way. Okay, okay My my dog dies right right your dog died right you say what I love you and I'm sorry. Yeah, my empathy this and that right broke my heart right Under here's nothing you did nothing nothing Carlos nothing I meant to say who are how tasty and then How what how tasty was it Okay, I don't hold on hold on hold on let that sit Let let let us ponder that right no one say a word, okay, and I'm gonna answer that question. It's aging right now. Yeah

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