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My 16-Year-Old Sticky w/ The Ryans

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In today’s episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket, and scooter, Nicole is perplexed by the mysterious parent who shows up at their kids’ bus stop dressed like a ninja.
 

Later, they mull over the pros and cons of city life while contemplating a future move to the suburbs. In a relatable yet mortifying pivot, Matt and Nicole jokingly reflect on their teenage masturbation habits, particularly after an insightful look into their son Keegan’s iPad search history.
 

Who knew that the dirty Google searches of today’s youth ranged from ‘barbecue sauce on titties’ to ‘kissing on the lips’?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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