Movies That Start With “The” (w/ Open Mike Eagle)

0:00This is a Headgun Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. The podcast, the fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode we are drafting movies that start with the word the our guest today is a returning champion. I we were just hung I can't believe how long it's been to do it on this. A lot of years a grievous oversight on our part. Pre-pandemic. Yeah. Pre-pandemic. But when we were all so young and vibrant. Pre was a different life. Yeah. So what we don't need. Rapper producer. Yeah. Comedian. Sometimes. Man about town.

1:00How are you? Right. Renner's true Renaissance man. Open my kegel. Hello. Okay, my kegel. What's happening? What an introduction. I mean, Carmel, your host with me is always my friend the comedian Sean Jordan and David Bory. We're in it. The podcast is happening. We're doing it. I like that. It's happening right now. I love it. You like this sweatshirt? Yeah, I think it's very what. It is very good. It's a good song. Blue note. It's making a cool stuff. They're doing good stuff. Yeah. I see it sometimes. I hate that we have a limited amount of time. So I hate to bogus down in jazz talk. But I did predict. No, you don't. I don't at all. I did predict at the beginning of this year that jazz would become cool this year. It's happening bit by bit. I'm going to bogus down even further. Let's go in. Okay. You can do whatever you want. There's a Twitter discourse. I don't know if you saw this. No. We're ninth wonder from you know, little brother fame. Um, has declared war on the term jazz rep. Oh, I like that. Okay.

2:01And it's trying to make sure people stop calling tribe called quest jazz rep specifically. For some reason he hates this. Is it because Qtip sample jazz so often that I mean, yeah, I mean, everybody sample jazz though. Right. I don't think it's out of bounds to call a tribe called quest jazz rep. I don't think it is. I don't think it is. I call it plug too. I call it plug too. I call it plug too. What about like it's all plug too. Okay. People say plug one and two are hippies. I say that's pure plug bull. There were a few guru had jazz because jazz but there's only one and two. There's a whole blue note album that's just like a manly one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly right. Yeah. So it happens. It's not a dirty word. I don't think so either. But it just doesn't want to be put next to us three. I think that's all it is. It doesn't want the association. Okay. Okay. The only one wants to be a next to the other eight one.

3:01Well, but like that. Yeah. Yeah. The library. The library. The library. The last one. The lighthouse. Whatever. You have a closet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I understand. I understand. The most planets are jazzy. Yeah, but there is that museum quality of jazz. I was talking about the rebirth of Slick or all their albums like that. No. No. No, that's too. What's the second album? The second is more. It's more funky. Oh, it's chill like that. Funky. Funky. Are you singing the butt? No. No. It's a little can't. You don't know cancel. I've that. I hear it. It's a canelo violin by her behind. When I hear somebody say funky funky, I think of the butt. Okay. Bunk it. Bunk it. It was like, and in motion she was dying. All right. I always thought this song was so dirty. I love it. I loved it too, but I was like in first grade. I was like, why is this okay? Yeah.

4:02It also, when I was a little kid, it does sound like he's saying do it in the butt. Yeah. You know what? I used to let's do on the radio and then was just on the radio. It was freak me by silk. We talked about this. Let me look you up and down and do you listen to that song? You're like, that was on the radio. And then when I turn it up, I'd be like, oh, this, I like this. They played that at like my eighth grade dance. It's crazy. Man, and they expect kids to knock it pregnant. Seriously. They played osquites key on the radio even later. Yeah. That was the answer to you. Close, which was so clearly about having a better head song. You know what? To be honest, so about too close, I was too young. I didn't know that song was about a bone or two. I got to know what they didn't say in the radio was the beginning of that song. He goes, I wonder if she can tell that I'm hard right now. Yeah. That's in the song. I never heard that. They never did that on the radio. You're part of the song. We've got one of the songs. We have to know. Is that a part of yours? It's worth listening to right now. I thought the song starts and he says, don't stop now on the radio. You don't do it. I'm telling you, listen to the song and it goes in that bass line, he goes, I wonder if she can tell I'm hard right now. You're right. I've heard it. And you're like, if you're saying it like that, then yes. Here's my question.

5:03If you have that song, you know that's a hit, right? You were close by next. You hear too close. You're like, that's a fucking hit. There are any part of you that's like, should we make this what's not about having a boner on the deal? Or at least a part where you say you're hard in the beginning. Yeah. Maybe not do that. We drop that. They were smart to cut that. Yeah. Making it hard for me. I guess there's like a double entendre. There was. No, I was in college and I didn't know it. Yeah. It wasn't as clear as everyone makes it. No, that's right. Like, I just thought it was like, I'm falling in love. Yeah. You're dancing real close. You're making it hard for me. Not to fall in love. Yeah. I'm a little boy. I'm a little boy. I love you. Let's get married. Sean Jordan is here. Sean Cougar, Mel Jordan on Instagram. I'm excited to fall in love. It's going to be so fun to fall in love coming out September 3rd. I'll be headlining a comedy festival Detroit rock city.

6:07Yeah. Very city comedy festival September 17th. So come on. Come on a check. You're going to line up. You're going last last. Last in the last. They call that the headliner in the biz. David Bore is here. Oh, wait. And come see us September 26th. 26th. Uh-huh. Are the ten year. Ten year lives for you. I have no dates. We're just all about second shows still available. About to sell out. About to sell out. David has no dates. Backstage. We're going to have a lot of crazy stuff. I bet it was some voodoo donuts. Yeah. They've made a donut that looked like you that one time. Yeah. We look like me. It also looked like fat and drink. Drink, right? Fat and drink. Uh, yoddy picture. Here's what I'm saying. I know. I've never seen those two in the same room together. Hmm. No. Couple of barbets for boys. Uh. My kegel is here. Yo. What do you have to? Where are working people check you out? Oh, man. Um, I'm going to be. When's this come out? September 3rd. September 3rd. This comes out September 3rd. So I don't remember any of my dates that far in the future. But you go to mykegel.net. They'll all be there and updated it.

7:09I have a new album that will have come out by then. Yeah. It comes out August 14th. It's called doomed. And it's a rap album about a relationship that ends in every possible universe. That's great. That's great. I'll tell you, I'll tell you. So this September this comes out. So there's going to be some stuff in between. But 10-6 in Montreal. Yep. Oh, look. 10-7 in Toronto. Those are all happening. October 10th in Chicago. Yep. Uh, November 3rd and Tucson. Yep. November 4th in Phoenix. Wow. I know it's so many places. And the sixth right here in Los Angeles, California. Yeah, exactly. I think it's the same thing. Thank you for that. We're the Kingslay. Yeah. That's right. And the new album. And then get all the old albums. Get them all. There's nothing stopping you from doing that. And if you got it once, do it again. It's okay. Get it again. Get it twice. Don't be a jerk. Some of the best things in life happen twice. That's right. Like getting harder and dance floor. Getting harder and more. The world cup in the US. I hate to break it to you. That's having about 60 times. If I had to throw a number out. I'm going to take the over. Yeah. Me getting hard on this dance.

8:09I have nothing to promote. I mean, Carl, I'll come see our 10 year anniversary show. That's about it. We are drafting movies that start with the word the. This was, I think it was a Patreon. I think it was just on the big old list. Shout out to you if this was your suggestion. Hit us up and let us know it was your suggestion. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Arinstall it. Arinstall it. Didn't kill the lumantes. I want to say it. I don't want to see it. I'm going to say it. Arinstall it. Arinstall it. Let me explain about it. Arinstall it. I knew it. I didn't want to do that. I wanted往. Annaheim. Annaheim. Let me try to tie this up to you. I said. Lord. Let me try this out. I'm sorry. Noah. Yeah. Open the door. Walk your tail. I would just get married I would like you better if the tone of that song was that You missed in biohazard did a version of it. That's for you. Oh, no, you're long

9:14You know I can't help you make it hard for me get hard for me. You're making a hard for me that man did it in character Bad man sing karaoke stresses Everybody's like hey man I'm gonna be honest like I'm glad he ends out with us. That's not cool That man a captain America doing a system Now the way we did from the order this draft is a relic a game of rock paper scissors play between the three of you and we throw on shoot

10:17All right, here we go rock paper scissors shoot. Oh Sean Natural you're on a paper you are on a heater you're on a big time heaters big cigarette Scissors As the winner is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft before you do that I will remind you to say serpentine draft and what is it's a great question well Trav Kurtz out here on Instagram shout out credit. It's like Newton's cradle A ball thing Yeah, like a realtor's down Cradle I learned some talk he and divine a house is what that thing does hypnotize they invent that in the 90s Felt like it's all the Newton part of it makes you think no Yeah, there were noons that fig newton's cradle. When did a sharper image come out? I bet late 80s. I huh at late is I would I get it now that I have like now that went once you start making a little bit of money Mm-hmm. I get the show is a boy. I thought that's yeah, I was gonna grow up and it was gonna

11:18I thought that I thought the whole creep was gonna be sharper Put your face into the pins I'll tell you this if the sharper image had existed when we were all living in the fortress of solid I would have looked I would have moved out. I would have looked like our Sanio's apartment and coming to America I would have moved out. I would have had a condo That's who was for a condo, but not divorce. No, no Pre-married. This is adjacent. We were talking about the other day though Like why did they get rid of skymoan because I would have bought a lot of stuff in skymoan Oh my god, I thought it was crazy Very question upcharged right? It's because I don't even know. Yeah, but on a plane. It's nothing's real up there I would have bought so much stuff. Yeah, it just I What what was the process to buy it? But you're in the sky. Do you just fill out the form and then you fill out a form? Skymoan.com still exists. You couldn't buy it in the sky yet But now you could buy it in the sky so they'd get so many people making bad choices Yeah, remember they say I have a little former see-through. Yeah, yeah I never saw anybody make that call me neither

12:20But it was always there I never saw Because that was before screens they had a phone That you could call you people you should yeah, yeah, it probably cost 10,000 Future they also had ash trays. Yeah, I remember that that made sense in coach the phone didn't Yeah Out of how much money the call basically Sean if you pick fourth in the first and the second that's fine mind What will the order the draft day? We'll go Mike David myself you hot corner You're making hard for me Your order is Mike David Sean Ian we're drafting movies that start with the we're gonna get to our first pick right after the short break What's Greg and fan this episode of all fantasy of everything is brought to you by Ridge now of course We here in the fam. We are obsessed with Ridge look at this wallet. It's perfect If it's anywhere you need it to if I fall I get hurt this doesn't get hurt It's durable slight weight not here to talk about that here to talk about

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17:33Hey, I'm just gonna punch in They boned up some pillows in this video You're on the Everyone's got a throat pillow while they're recording The 90s man that's what these were at house parties for kids like you see it and there's a there's one of the Jason movies Jason versus Freddie this kid sat next to a girl and just pull and he goes like this That's what it was to hide it. Yeah, yeah, yeah tip for you. I have Who do you think our audience is? You Did bars with road pillows That's a better not be a bar with Pro pillows and I hope you can't bring your own pillow to the bar. You better not you better not They're kicking your ass right Any establishment I want to be seen at What if what if all four of us came into a bar and all four of us have pillows that

18:35Socks pillow fight in a bar pillow fight pillow that changes. Yeah What's that something that's gotten a real pillow fight? I have not but if you see the competitive pillow fighting The dog shit That would piss me off because every pillow fight I have been in there is a moment where you get mad Well the one person gets the feather pillow and cinches it all down at the bottom might as well be right Yeah, yeah, or he ties it around like it's just somebody starts finding a way to Actually The pillow right now I want to have Ian Contellum hard right now My boner pillow Excuse me is it cool if I sit down at the bar with my boner pillow hi Okay, if I bring a boner pillow into your bar, let me get a Harvey Walbanger Hi, does your establishment provide boner pillow? Should I bring my own?

19:41That's why I called I'm just thinking about what kind of monster situation you'd have to have if you were standing at the bar Yeah, I still needed a way to cover your erection to obscure it. Yeah Yeah, that's it going on. I think you got a situation where it's like so big. It's a burden at the top Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like sick freak Yeah, like almost be awesome and you're like no, you like horror. I worry about blood loss Yeah, yeah It's got to come from you know if a mosquito bit my boner it would explode. Yeah, it's like that video of that guy You can't stop. They know suck it don't they mosquitoes bite. I thought there was a needle nose thing Yeah, but you don't where you have a mosquito bite Is it real if a mosquito bites you and you flex it'll explode? I'd like to do you Isaac, we please go get a mosquito show these boys Pop the trunk my cue of the first pick in the movie start with the I'm going with the exercise Yeah, I said film you'll notice

20:43I'm gonna pick some How old are you when you first saw it's just gonna say damn young man I had I had to be what 70 years old notoriously a movie people see too young I don't know anyone who saw that one on time. Yeah, I don't know a single part my little sister gave her nightmares for a month It's so gnarly. It's really fun. It's about as a kid her voice just sucks Yeah It's just it didn't weird shit happen to her in life. Yes, hello, girl Oh, I think the Walter guys girl Linda Blair. Yeah, it's a good weird for her We look after she was in the I wonder Wikipedia right now on the personal life section. She dated brick springfield Just 15 yes, he's girl. That's pretty weird Okay, so she was 15 he was 25 that's crazy. Yeah, that sucks. So that's a bad star. It's not good She was out of wings house They'd be crazy to tell people like oh, who's your girlfriend? Have you seen the exercise?

21:44Rick James no way Rick James, it's not good. That's not yeah, depending on the year she was old enough whatever year it was yeah, it wasn't good She was in her 20 just for Rick James's say whatever year was he was very busy smoking crack. Yeah, you know Those types of hot it's not good times when was the last time you saw the Actually Rick James sorry, sorry to interrupt you're gonna want to hear not you wrote cold blooded about The Blair I just heard that She right she really played with his heart No, which is also like Rick you are dabbling where you should end up You're playing with fire it You thought the girl from the exercise was not going to break your heart. Here's what he said about her in glow the autobiography of Rick James

22:48Linda was incredible a free spirit a beautiful mind a mind blowing potty She liked getting high and getting down as much as I did she liked the crack as much as me Which is a Photograph that showed up everywhere we didn't care we were doing our own thing our way It was a love affair that I hope would last it didn't He only wrote it didn't finish you got an abortion And then he wrote that song yeah, damn Damn, I feel like cold blooded he wrote in the car wow Right driving home from the breakup Linda Blant the actress says those are great movie. Yeah, we're a Wikipedia page It's a crazy Wikipedia page we could do a whole episode on her Wikipedia page Fun just to pick someone draft their wiki and draft their Wikipedia bit our favorite things about someone's Wikipedia big Bobby Fish Because he ever see that one is fucking no, that's crazy. It's got a whole antisemitism section. Yeah, you know

23:51He's also got a crazy Wikipedia is shine. Oh my god shine does Get into where's he from Hating yeah, like the politit police police He's also a lazy and politics. He's like the bastard son of a bullie's in politician. Yeah And now he is in politician Politician alright so afraid been The exercise yeah, the exercise You ever do you so like growing up Jewish didn't really have that whole you did your Jewish 100% promise of everything didn't really have the whole Devil thing playing in the picture. Did you guys have the devil? I? All growing up vath a landlord Let us have a Christmas as a kid that was what I was scared I went through a period where I was really afraid of getting possessed you did you yeah, like did you ever see anybody? Nope, okay, nope Didn't it never Fected touched my life in any real way, but did you were you a black church kid not even man?

24:56I was just afraid of getting possessed yeah Yeah, really really scared of it for a while that movie will put the fear of monster of devil in you Monsters never really scared me devil stuff always really stuff that super like that I'm with you like lady and white rosemary's baby and stuff all that stuff is like well damn if religion is if it's all real Then that could all happen. Yeah, that's terrifying But like monsters are like I yeah, I know that that's not real. Yeah, Frankenstein Dracula my turn It is your turn will pants and this isn't even a pun because we've been talking about next but the wood It was a first that was gonna be probably three I think it's a perfect movie. I do too. I haven't seen it since I was very very young I maybe haven't seen it. Oh my god. It's perfect. I had to beat it had to beat his ass the other day It's like for a coming of age story and I was like I was coming of age I was probably in like six or seventh grade when the wood came out. Yeah, there's a two-close situation in the wood

25:58Yeah, the high school is too close Yeah, yeah, yeah, when they're listening to this world of mine. Yep. Yeah, the Stacy the older brother says dance whether one if this world of mine came up Yeah, I've done the pants suspenders over a uh Top look before and I look different. I look like a lamb. You mean you look different than Morse Chessna I look different than Morse Chessna. I look like an old Italian. It isn't a tell you look. It's an old Italian look, right? I messed it up. It's not Morse Chessna. It's um Omar Epps. Yeah, I look like I don't look like Omar Epps I look I look like I don't know I look like The Herschewitz Um, yeah, the wood is fantastic. I watch it back in the day every time it comes on I watch it all the way through. It's just like Man, it's just like the soundtrack is great Who has put a motto? You remember I heard it from the kitchen one time it that song came on and I'm Okay, the fortress. I go you watching the wife. Yeah, it's on the wood

27:01Yeah, it's yeah, it's such a good such a good movie Omar Epps kills it. It's very fun. Are you sure it was me? I feel like I haven't seen the fortress. Yeah, okay I am watching the wood. How do you know that I used to smoke a lot of weed first couple notes a back in the day or play? Yeah I'll have to run it back the wood is Englewood. It is that's right So it's kind of moves from a movie enough. Yeah, man. You gotta go back You're gonna really be like wow, I forgot how good this was no he moves from North Carolina That's right where you from North Carolina. Yeah You move there to be closer to the Intuit dome right? No I'll spring up in my backyard and now it's just annoying Must have been such a headache isn't that it was like it was like suddenly my town's overrun by assholes Yeah, yeah, and it's like these assholes honestly on football days. It's just Just it's gotta be god awful. Oh my god. The traffic there was insane One game and they put you know they got the forum and the sofa and into a dome

28:01Yeah, it's all right next to each other that's fucking night. Yeah, and they didn't do any like road improvements or anything like that to like deal with the Traffic on those days. No, it's just terrible. I'm sorry that happened to you. Yeah, it's bad Sean time for your I'll keep it I'll keep it in the in the horror dome here. I'm gonna go with the shining Good The shining which I also saw way too young and a different element of scary stuff where it's like this guy's just going nuts Yes, there's some supernatural in there, but Without that it could still just be a guy that went nuts and killed his family. Yeah, and that is terrifying Yeah, and the twins and Danny Torrent like The kid rock version that's usually what I'm talking about Danny's not here. Danny's not here misses Torrents and she freaks me out here is a I'll never get over the You know the the hotel room the woman in the bathtub. No, not even the woman in the bathtub the guy in front of the mascot Oh, that's the scary

29:03Picture what is that a furry's getting an offer? He's getting an offer from like a girl in a or if something in a dog suit Yeah, what is happening and they never really there's never really yeah, no that's what's more extra fucked up about it Is there's no other explanation to anything? No, no foreshadow you're just a Something else to freak you out a little bit more you guys never go to the hotel no, where's oh well exterior Kimberley lot the interior is somewhere else I forget they have a little shop in Timberline the little shining merchandise shop Oh, do that. I sure do. Yeah, you can buy a snow globe. No, huh? We get it all typewriter Get a big old bloody axe bicycle some Johnny Carson Uh DbD's here's Johnny here. Johnny. Yeah, the shining. That's about alcoholism, right? That's what Stephen King wrote the shining about oh really? Yeah, that's what drones going nuts. Yeah, that's what I think that's what it is. Yeah, like him losing like control of himself I never seen a out of somebody drinks so much to end up in a photograph

30:06I Wanted me maybe I'm going to the wrong places I was there I've been seen a shining and forever the term shining though is about how the kids used to talk to you shine on as what yeah He's like that's how you talk to the other side you can shine right? He has a good man carothers. Yeah, I did shining doc Scat man carothers Brothers We're not really Scat man anymore. No, there's no more scavengers. No more Scat man. Not in the traditional The new scavengers German guys I could introduce you to Scat man brothers is there in Forcelon we're gonna see him right now. I tried past them all the time. Yeah Yeah, good shining. Then there were all those rumors that like it was a tag It was like Kubrick built some of his like I think the moon landing confessions into the city's what they say We're to 37 documentaries. Yeah, really good and full of wild misinformation. Yeah, very entertaining But the fun kind the fun guy. We're like I could see exactly not the jet fuel steel beams kind, but the fun. It doesn't matter kind

31:14Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, the shining Probably still my favorite scary movie pound per pound It's really I think I haven't sat in like cover to cover it in a while, but we're just creepy for sure The pace is really good. Do you think you could live in a hotel that big? No, no, I'd be scared like I'm still lightweight afraid of the dark. I go I'm very afraid of the dark like alone. Mm-hmm. Will you start thinking about it? Yeah, and I'm thinking about it a huge space No, thank you. You ever have this where you check in a hotel late and there's like or like you check in whatever you get back late There's no person at the front desk and you don't see any actual people from A to B then you get in your room You're like I don't know anyone else is in here. Yeah, freaky to me one time and I was doing gigs in a humble And we were staying in a hotel the last weekend that it was in business Mm-hmm, and like the whole thing they gave it was me and Sam talent. They just gave us like a wing Uh-huh, and it was it felt scary. Yeah, I don't know like all that that widow's Also, we punch the wall Yeah, yeah, obviously why not we're taking start like I want to throw in a chair through a wall

32:19Yeah, what would you do? I tried I'm gonna throw in a chair against the wall I like how it's going through the wall I'm gonna just picked up a big old steel chair. Yeah, with grenades all over it kind of got like me for all it Sure, we'll build different dog in me. Yeah, you got free use hotel room I ever saw I you open the door like it's a regular hotel room and you look to the left and there's a downstairs Should I ever saw my whole entire life? No, I did not like it. Yeah, I say in the hotel in Montana one time with mirrors on the ceiling Okay, that's a different school free Also a hotel where they had it was they had one of those Mermaid bars. What is that? Oh, where they're swimming like behind it. There's girls like swimming down behind the bar It was Montana. Yeah, it was in Montana. It was it was a it was a one-nighter with Catherine Blanford Was it the first time I met Catherine Blanford? Was it Missoula or Bozeman? I think it was Bo

33:21The gig was called the newberry. It's like a small town. Yeah, and the town is known for mermaids for that bar Okay, oh They built that room for Linda Blair and Rick James one night On a road trip. Yeah, that's where you wrote cold He was cold. He was a Montana type of my first and second picks with my first pick. I'm going to take the godfather. Hey, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah It's a good movie. It's a good movie. I've heard of it. I struggled between it and the other one The franchise part three godfather junior godfather junior The godfather strikes back. Yeah, which one do you like better do you feel like? After a lot of going back and forth. I do think I like the first one more I think I like the wedding at the beginning a whole lot like the beginning in the end of the godfather The whole thing is great the second ones where they go to the mattresses Second one. I you know, I couldn't tell you exactly which one they go the matter. It's like Tyco posted Italy and then second one wait, second one and any kind of comes into his own at the end, right?

34:26I know second one is one. That's the first one. Oh, I gotta go back and watch. I've only seen him once each one time The second one you see them each one. Yeah, second one is Robert De Niro is playing Marlon Brando's character like earth comes to New York And it's the parallel of his story with Michael story Michael's losing it But I feel like I always confuse that with once upon a time in a minute There's a lot of those movies that kind of they all run together for me and I know that's not great That's okay. It's good. No, it's fine. You're an aunt you hate Italian Or we just drafted Italians not You hate Italian stereotypes and you're like show me a movie about an Italian business. There he goes a teacher I'm just like a guy who hung out with dr. Mofi Yeah Once upon a time in America. Oh, yeah, yeah, we go But yeah, the godfather I think the first one of the two but the second one's great too The second one where they get that guy who's gonna rat on everybody. I forget I can't remember the character's names, but then they bring his brother over from the old country and put him in the

35:27crowd of the trial and he's like I can't remember so good office. I'm not can't remember I don't know what it was and he's about to sing like a canary What did he do? Oh, sing I don't know what I can't remember It's I remains my hallmark of a cool person and they will redo the thing they just said the same way. I love it Uh, it's a great one the godfather is my first pick and with my second pick I'm going to take the Big Lebowski. Oh, that's a good one Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so good. I forget my wife and I got one that likes I'm the one who likes it. It's my I'm It's my buddy that movie. You know who I promise is not the one who likes it is your wife. She loves it My wife loves the big Lebowski man my wife trolls me about it really? Why does your wife show you about the big one? I was like oh blah blah blah blah. It's like the like you know when that happens in the big Lebowski And she's like oh my god David. I love that movie. I was like that's why we're Of course I haven't fucking seen that Oh, man, so why do you troll you about it, though? That's not a cool girl movie. I guess

36:34Although like It is it's more a movie for guys. I suppose y'all did bowling The fuck up I'm laughing maniacally and Why is it funny so mean to his bottom like because we're all mean to each other how it goes Dog the way that Phil see my favorite part of his hands is when when she says Brick brick has to watch or brick brick can't watch her yes pay a hundred dollars wait though. See more often goes Wonderful No, that movie's amazing. Yeah, really it's so good. It's him Elliott. It's amazing in it Yeah, so get the Germans fucking what's her name? Please isn't it Julian Moore. Yeah, please isn't Pete Cohen brothers and thorough. I think I know I think so I think that's when they're going in off they have a long peak though. They're going off. They're going off

37:34They're going hard because Fargo The Fargo the Fargo the Big Lebowski's like it's my favorite it's also just such a fun story. Yeah, it's based on a real guy, which is funny Yeah, he was like an exec right? The dude. Yeah, I think it was some dude they knew like in Southern California I thought it was based off an exec. I don't know. Look, but either way. Yeah, I think that movie's amazing It's a hit the extra hard if you live in LA. I think a little bit because we all know all that part where they have to go to like North Hollywood Yeah, it's based on oh, yeah independent film producer. You're right. Yeah Anyway, it's just fucking great fantastic. It's such a good movie. I Sean time for your second pick V. Ohio State You're gonna go The Shawshank Redemption It's another good movie Shawshank Redemption So many good movies just don't with them. Why the best would it be easier to read movies that don't Who are the best movies start with that? Well, it's still going through this trying to compile list of and I'll get to ones that I've

38:37That are well-tread territory Yeah, I feel like some of these they're just like it's you know, it's just perfect We haven't talked about Shawshank too much, but no, you know, the Shawshank Redemption It's just it's one of those anytime I see it on tbs or whatever done, you know There's the next however long of my day The older I get the less I want to watch prison movies. Well, yeah, oh interesting But he get this you used to really love prison movies. I used to take them in I enjoy the prison movie love is not the word I would say but I used to watch them more But now as I'm well, I just like don't want to watch that I see Shawshank I don't watch prison content at all anymore. No You're not big you you're not running back oranges the new black no lock up You know what you're in I just I just lie behind the walls Tell you the real gold is prison YouTube do not sleep on prison YouTube. I want it will make me not sleep It will make me about are they YouTube and from inside prison? No, but it'll be people who have been in there 20 years

39:37And they just have a channel about all the shit that went on in there. I Incredible. I see the guy who makes the the snacks and that's about is Okay, you know when he makes this it's like hey, bonky do you want a blah blah blah? Yeah, I'll make you one and then he makes it and then he goes Bussin. Yeah, that's he like he should you have to make prison snacks? You not it. Yeah, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like one. He made a lighter. Oh It's never makes a lighter to his children The The Shawshank I've seen Shawshank like twice. I think I've seen it cover cover. Yeah, have you seen bits and pieces of it? Aton or not really thinks so no, I know it's one of those ones that was on TV a lot. It's just never really there's on TV Yes, a lot. Yeah, it's you know, I make those beers look good. I'll tell you that they really do and I don't beer kind of sucks So I've been to see what to know what the hell is that that's where they go. They go at the end where you're more In the Yeah, they you know you get get busy living get busy dying. That's what Shawshank. I'd like to tell you I know that part

40:42Andy fought the good fight. I like to tell you when they fought the good things happen out of that day. That's rough. That's just brutal That shit is brutal. Yeah, I don't think we talk about the brutality of that movie a lot By the way, he's fighting them back with the broom. Yeah, what the fuck man second Stephen King Oh, yeah I didn't know he's like that one because he hates the shining does he like he had adaptation of the shining right? Like he made a worse one later worse one that he was more With that dude from wings or maybe the guy who looks like the guy. No, it's the guy from wings. Yeah Yeah, I remember that one was like a made for TV almost many series right? It was like two or three. I don't know I did not watch it. I remember that the I may head just came to life in that one. Oh fine Because that's what was missing I had been out my plan. I was standing like you were really blew the head just what a dip shit David time for your second pick oh Dear hunter the dear hunter. I don't know if I've ever seen the dear on him brother

41:43If you want to watch it go bad for a group of The opposite of the one You want to see the opposite of the wood that shoot it's so fucking brutal. It's great That's a rational that one Young barrel three But it's so good. It's like it makes you feel like that but it is so fucking yeah, and it starts They let them walk in young walking in Memphis. Yeah, young Yeah, young ten feet off a bill Ten feet young walking in Memphis You've been listening to you've been listening. That's pretty good right? Yes. Why do you know that song? You do It's so love that song. Why do I know? You love that song. It was a smash hit in 93 Christian child and I said My Sounds like something you're making up

42:43Why do you win my feet ten feet off a bill? It's just because you get it at the same time doesn't mean it's real. What if all three of us do it at the same time? What if all four of us eyes get on this one two three It's like the most it's like McDonald's wrote a song about Memphis. Yeah It sounds really bad But why do y'all know it so well? I was a mad popular The air sounds awful Walked no next until you know it's no no no it's no next it's no next Mark Cohen could get boners. I bet I think there's an implied boner in that song even though he never addresses it I mean what Memphis is an implied boner and that's why he's ten feet off of me. You sounded like you just said wet Memphis Wet Memphis. I heard I think they're sure new rap name wet Memphis There's a lot of there's a lot wetter and a lot more Let us let us be honest. No wet Memphis stolen belt What is parts of this? All right, I'll write a shame bread. He's a real wet Shane's my back. I got to be with that. Yeah, no he's my championship belt over so to

43:46No, I stole wet Memphis's career. You're gonna change your name to less wet Memphis. Less Most Memphis. No, it's Uh The deer hunter. Yeah, it's pretty if you haven't seen it man. I have not they live in Pittsburgh. Is that where they learn like it's for Yeah, yeah, it's it's like you only have to see it once or twice, but it's it's just so fucking good You'll never hear DD mount the same way. I'll tell you that Everything about this movie seems like I don't want to watch it You don't everything that you're everything everyone's saying I don't know to me. I would rather watch it than The Interesting. It's one of the John Cazale's four movies. Who John Cazale? Mike time for your second and third picks. Okay, okay my third I'm gonna go with a classic movie, but I don't I've really only recently saw it for the first time and thought it was fucking amazing The Texas change saw man. Oh, yeah, the first one. Yeah, it is so scary

44:49Right I haven't seen any of the the ones that came not the Jessica Biel. I see is that even real because I don't trust anything I don't think everyone else is first the safest trust in anything I say The second mistake is not trusted. There's second The egg is turning their back on me. It's so In Chinese real leather face They see my daughter if you're not looking at me No, that's so visceral. It is Right. The fact that all of that's this is what really freaks me out all of it could happen There's nothing supernatural in that one. It's all it's just some family going nuts. Yeah, especially the days before cell phones and internet Yeah, you could just have a crazy family who has been doing crazy shit for a long-ass time and a car that breaks down And yes, you could win one of them's the cop and like I think that driving late night driving like I don't know if I'm back home It's out the coda or something driving just where there's no one you're like, I said it could happen This is where it goes. So I find myself in that situation so many times in this life

45:49Running you know this life of rag tag performing Yeah, go in town to town with nothing but your wits Yeah, in a rental car just just your harmonica and all your belongings on the bag on a stick Yeah, in peanut butter you have a bindle yeah, I better be harder to kill somebody with a chain saw than that movie makes it look Yeah, it's pretty heavy it's nice to dance with though at the end there. Yeah, little chainsaw dance. It's very good It's just feeling Wouldn't be a zeta jab in there as we've never been to a hundred house with a chainsaw guy. I haven't been to a haunted house Whoa, we should crack that shit. Oh, okay. Do you uh you know one of the scariest moments I've ever had in my life in The wax museum and Hollywood yeah, they have a scary movie section. Oh, no, and it turned me into a small child Is there a real guy in there? No It's just the long dark all-way full of scary wax The villains yeah, it's fucked up. Why are they all hanging out? You now they're giving each other strategies Why are they all they're all just like you should not die. I don't die. I don't know. It's the best. Yeah, I'm from hell

46:56I'm from Manhattan and one of the movies Yeah, dude text chain saw man based on Edgene right? Yeah, yeah, based on it. Yeah, they should have a real guy in the wax section Like there should be like don't give him my every day leather face every other day leather face should be real And then it's like Chuckie's a real dude Like how it's a QR code. Let me go. He has a QR code and he wants you to follow him on Instagram now you go I can use an actor. He's like I don't do that. I do a lot of stuff. I can't I know I can get to where you live Uh, and your next big Mike uh the thing The thing you're going on scary so far. That's right. Yeah, I've been watching a lot of scary movies now they're in singles Oh Scary movies by myself man for it. We are single different. Yeah The thing is always good is very fucking good movies great that all of the other effects the practical effects That's insane Smoke job. Yeah, yeah, I don't trust that. I will look in human for a second. Yeah, beginning of that movie. It's true

48:02I'll tell you a nice thing about shun the thing right now because it looks so cold That it makes you feel a little colder. Yeah, in the middle of summer. That's a nice thing to do for nice way to cool If you don't have air conditioning you just loop to the thing on that thing. Yeah, uh The king the king the king Timothy Chalamet movie down with the thing What's that that's what it was missing. There's a rap song Like they should have had that about god That's They should have played at the end. It really had to have part of that movie to put it in it. It's so hard I don't know where it's gonna go. You could put it like everywhere. Yeah Just keep it going today is the thing escape from Antarctica at the end of it. I can't remember Spoiler alert coming up I guess the way that they do it is there's that last scene at the end with Kurt Russell And I forgot the other characters name and you don't know if this guy is the thing Right person and they leave it open into don't perfect. That's right. So you don't know Could be the real guy could be the thing Man, I haven't seen the thing in a couple years. It's very good. Is that John Carbender John Carp more like John director. Yes another

49:07Johnny filmmaker Here's another he has another good the movie Is that that could come up in that? Well, let me know that you might be watching single is it is it what is it tripping? Is it a nice David's pick is it? I'm not picking it. Ah my pick does rhyme with the thing though. Tease I'm taking I watch this pretty much every year once a year. I'm taking the sting. Oh the thing is so good. I'm fucking the sting Robert Redford And uh, I can't remember his name whoa Robert Redford and Paul Newman movie starring off. I love a fucking heist. I love the music I love that they say Yafala all the time. Yafala. I love I love outfits are great. I love trickery. I love cards I love it when he covers himself in the gin and they're like it's just like I love an elaborate setup to fuck somebody over It's oceans 11 before oceans 11 is that kind of energy? It's such a handsome guy's goofing around. Yeah. Yeah, it's so much fun It's so much fun. I gotta get on that you would really I gotta get on the floor. Oh, I'm missing this since I was a child and I remember nothing really

50:11Oh, man, it's a fun. It's on Netflix. I think Yafala. I gotta watch Robert Shaw's in that in that some bitch. Yeah, I really write in that some bitch It's got it's got the one guy has the craziest head the one bad guy just has a crazy shaped head. Okay, it's just Doyle oh, no, what's his name the baby? I don't know man that movie is a lot of us dudes with crazy heads like Ron Perlman Where he's like holy cow I saw him in real life one time I did too his head is so big. You know, it's got a sneaky big head Was it Peter Weller the guy who played Robocop oh Yes He came by wife he and my wife's book release. Yeah, he's like a historian now Peter Weller. He's got a lot of room to keep He like left Hollywood behind and became like a Renaissance history professor wait Wrote who is Robocop yeah, where you going from Robocop? Because the guy who wrote Robocop his son was my manager for a while is that right? Yeah

51:12Roadocop Wait, no, yeah, yeah, he wrote it. Oh, that's good. I got it got it got it gone. That's great. That's my bad That's my bad then there's that that movie Robocop about the Irish guy yeah Robocop He's using a Robocop your third pick well, here's a real horror movie for a single guy I'll tell you that I love it to pieces, but the notebook commentary You want to get freaked out You love the I'm not saying the notebook love this guy fuck gun. No, is it is a diss traditionally ladies ladies favorite I says is always is just drowning in world. We're sort of a lot of guys. What is kind of crush gender norms in here? I'm like we crush them. That's so to take them like I used beer can I can crush it? Imagine this is the paradigm and I'm sorry. There's an audio medium. We're shifting it. Oh gosh. Yep. That's the paradigm Yep, she did it and if God's watching I think she approves so

52:13Wonderful. I think she's just a slob like one of us. Yeah, she might be is she a bum Yeah, she got the hobo Ryan the rails just a stranger on a bus Apple mention binvil The notebook man nobody calls him on the phone. No god no. She doesn't have a phone Ryan Gosling Gosling Rachel McCatum Rachel McCatum's the two the the older version of themselves are both famous in like old Hollywood I don't know either one of their names James Garner James Garner and and I think we just lost the Gina Rowlands. Yeah, yeah, they're both fantastic It's got a little Kevin Connolly in there James Marston are the most handsome person on the planet Yes, so you told me in person. He's like the hottest person you've ever seen incredibly incredibly handsome very nice We got into a push-up contest. We were supposed to get into a rollerblade race. Mm-hmm. This is back when I was on Chelsea lately Who's supposed to be on the same day? Yeah Still have the rollerblade somewhere because he's a rollerblade right now. Yeah, he was like where you at James

53:14He's like I don't really want to do the rollerblade thing. I was like push-up contest and we did a push-up contest It was back when I was pushing four bills. Mm-hmm. Well, I knocked him out. Holy shit. Fucking knocked him out Yeah, the notebook classic love story It's yeah, it's just everything is fantastic about it. I watch it's one of my plane movies. Okay And I cry every single time I gotta watch a notebook. I've never seen it Oh, well, we're gonna get to my third pick right after this short break This episode of all fantasy everything is brought to you by quince Now if you are like me or if you are like inner David or Isaac This is especially Isaac then you have Things that you wear on repeat you got stuff in your closet that it just works this it goes with everything the pants that just fit right And they make you look dope and you don't care what anybody thinks that t-shirt that you've had for 15 years You didn't think was gonna be the dope one, but it is all of that stuff that you is your go-to even though you have 30 shirts in there That's exactly what quince focuses on and they do the best they focus on high quality

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57:27And we're back welcome back to all fantasy everything Mike is watching the notebook. What did you think? I thought it could have used some some moving hedges Absolutely Yeah, yeah, I never meet with hedges Weeping but you know The video's not achieved With my third pick I'm going to take I feel bad getting on his amazing movies, but I guess it's all amazing movies the princess bride Oh god Incomfeivable I don't think that word means what you think Yeah, that would be so far. It's so good Not breaking any new ground here saying the princess bride is good But I think it's one of my five favorite movies. It's phenomenal William Goldman who wrote it Also wrote the book that he's adapted his own book the book the princess bride I'm not gonna say it's better, but it's like different enough that it's so far It's just so fucking good the book is so fucking yeah, it's amazing Shout out to Fred Savage. Shout out to Fred Savage. I love a movie where a kid interrupts in the middle. Yeah, wait grandpa Every movie should have that yeah, we could edit that into every movie. Yeah

58:31He's watching heat and then like after the band robbery scene. He's like wait a minute grandpa We can do with music videos too you stopped grandpa because you had a boner You said no kissing We could just do close We could just edit the Fred Savage scenes with in deliberately any movie that would be if I was good at stuff Right if one of you is out there, please edit that into like a pretty funny movie scene and then send it to us Send a clip send it over to us. We'll get it out there. Sean. I'll forget your name and I can be your anacrita for it Whoa, and he won't send you any liquid IV Jesus whoa You're just this is all true John forgot to bring liquid IV In person the other party I brought two you did bring two one for me. Yeah, how many sitting on club? I'm it's I brought one last bag here for this trip to keep it Andy's house and then it's all gone Well, what would I be we'd love some oh it was free for it was okay listen these two knuckleheads think I didn't cut them in on my liquid

59:31Because he didn't He's just referenced it as my liquid IV I mean You understood it could be his It was all said he didn't cut my home. He said he didn't cut us in when the net was talking about this comes out They this will for sure be like this is a heist. Yeah, this is the highest right here Look how thirsty Dave and I look Yeah, look at this so I don't you were better friend in that Sean he's not too without wrong part of the mystery and then I I'll write some liquid IV it's expensive expensive you can buy some for me at a discount rate. I bet I can't I'm sorry right at Arguably the most beautiful anyone's ever look. Oh, she's so other than my wife gorgeous. Billy crystal mandy-potangin walla Sean Up in that thing Right, right on with a giant yeah There's so many good movies here. Okay, speak of my wife I've been taking the first movie we watched together one of my favorite movies ever kind of a Christmas movie

1:00:33the apartment I've taken it a lot on this podcast nothing new to say about if you've never seen the apartment Go watch the apartment sure. Let me claim Oh, Jack lemon. No, I only seen it the one time with you. It's so good and uh, yeah My wife might have been a company by a couple of glasses. Yeah Fred McMurray's in the thing. It's great. It's so good. It's about a due to works at a company who lets his bosses uses apartment to have affairs Uh If in exchange for like rising up the ladder at work. Well smash pad. That's a smash pad exactly right, but it's so it's just a fucking Perfect move. I pulled up the images here on on the old google images jack lemon is making some amazing faces Absolute. Oh, it's a big jack lemon. He's amazing. He's got he had a good face for comedy man. Sure. Lemma claim is like He's gorgeous in it him and math. Oh, yeah, those old math. Oh, yeah, he looks like he looks like a puppet. He does I really looks like a stellar Waldorf like yeah, like he pulled off public

1:01:35Um, anyway, I can't recommend it enough Sean your fourth pick. I mean, I just gotta Be a dude for a second here. I'm gonna pick the Terminator. Terminator sure Yeah, the Terminator. I'm sorry. It's like it's Again, I'm like the Terminator. I thought you were a feminist. No, what yeah, I don't know I don't know about all I don't know if I'm feeling that today The Terminator. Yes, that freaked me out when he's in the police station And she's like under the desk and he's just cop cop cop like everyone's getting it so scary It's like such a dominating figure. That's what I used to think Zeus was like when he wrestled remember when Zeus like wrestled Paul And it would freak me out for you I'm like nobody can do that like the whole stadium and get together nobody can take that guy down Yeah, I get that vibe in the Terminator. Yeah, he was terrible wrestler Zeus this was awful. Do you know god off? Awful, no, move. Did he have a move like he um, I think he did the thing where he hits you on the side of the ears with his wrists

1:02:37That's bad like that thing. Oh, yeah, cuz he had he had like these right? Go like Zeus Zeus bands Would he ever Clap him together and then like get a power surge. No, he should have somebody should have told him to do that But he was a tiny list her he didn't have anyone around to tell him no I just went and saw wrestling last week. It's good. The shit out of me. Where'd you go? RPW RPW No, let me find the name. I got some crazy crazy crazy delete all this Yeah, we saw I went to yeah RPW. Oh, no, we know where that is brother It was a lot of this going on. Oh, it was death matches. It was scary. That's a death match Where you know sometimes you'll get a cheese grater to the forehead Oh They had like this barbed wire thing filled with like glass bulbs and they throw them in it I was like afterwards. I was like this might be the violent most violent thing I've ever seen and then I had a crazy dream. Oh god. I'll buy that it went right in you. Yeah, look at that It went right in him. Oh Yeah, it was fucked up. Yeah, it's not good. It was got in it like 50 bucks. Oh, yeah

1:03:41So my buddy was doing it. I have this buddy from Oklahoma. Shout out to buddy Buddy bad cock is what he wrestles under that's great And he was like I'm gonna be in town you want to come to this shit and then I went and saw it and it was because you know I like a live event. I like you do like a live I just love a weird live event So if you're backyard wrestling are you trying to get on well? This was inside well like but it's back I don't know back yard energy like the vibe bar. Yeah You're are you trying to get to the next step like doing an open mic because it's stand up for something like it's there My buddy just loves it. He used to be he used to be a fighter and then he wrapped fights for a while I think and then now he wrestles Just seems not man a thumbtack tons of thumbtacks. I'm gonna do it to you in the next episode Florescent light to oh my god, bro. They went through so many light tubes And at some point the dust was getting I had to back up. They were busing light tubes. So really yeah It was pretty and there was not a lot of people there It was like empty seats and they're just it was probably a hundred there wasn't you a hundred 100 people tops. There wasn't even AC. It was it was a it was really intense

1:04:46You know wait, I'm gonna build it what you want out of that experience. Yeah, it was community everybody knew everybody You don't want to be very comfortable and then one guy thought he was like I saw you with the p.a. G And I was like yeah, man, I love the jet You know, he's great. No, yeah, no, he didn't see me though, but I was just like I get intoxicated on camaraderie and I was like You want to give people's lies. Yeah, I was like man. This is cool. I ate a chili dog. I'm out It's like glass in your chili dog The chili dog was before the glass. I made I wrestled a match um and and and David was you know if you're oh my god I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. Really? And David was in the documentary I shot I'm wearing the same underwear as David right there. We go That's so funny. I tried to interrupt Oh, what the fuck is going on here? I was like this is insane. We got it for free. Oh, okay. Well then out then thank you for saying something that made that made sense. I

1:05:46Completely forgot about that. Oh, yeah, I click that window. Keep going. Oh my god. That was crazy. Where did you wrestle? I wrestled in Louisville, Kentucky. I had to get a Kentucky wrestling license. What is that? It took a lot a lot of physicals. That's where we get a lot of physicals. Not the kind you think Not the To make love to the commissioners. By the way real quick shout out Gus Merwin. Thanks for the underwear. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Thank you guys. I don't wear the shit out of that. I love them. Yeah They're all well-weared to the trading company right now. You can see him playing stick. I'm so happy that y'all wait So you're gonna have construction equipment on them? These are ones that I bought before that. Oh, I have the brown one. Yeah me too I have two of these. I've not only did I keep the liquid IV but I kept the adult underwear Give it to me. I'm gonna be so big. I would do. You're holding out under way. If you were holding out You got to hold it out and sell it. I'll buy you a brief. Mine look mine look like an eight-year-old boys wallpaper. Yeah, I like that though I know I got out. There's no such a who's gonna see my underwear. Yeah, you know my wife. They've all been

1:06:46In my friends and the Kentucky wrestling She got she got a real good You were there in Kentucky? No, it was here. I was here. I was doing some stuff with the documentary part Oh nice, okay, but I went out there to do it. How was it? It was amazing. Yeah, it was one of the best days of my life Mick Foley was in my match. Wow. It was it was great. It was fucking great. Did you get hurt? Yeah, I got her training. I got it. I heard the fourth thing you started. I made him nothing. No, they're athletes. Yeah, yeah for days. Yeah, yeah David your fourth pick. Uh, fourth pick. Oh The nutty professor. Oh I've talked about it so many times formative. I don't think I'd be here doing comedy if I hadn't seen that movie Yeah, because we saw that summer that we went to visit Atlanta My mom we went to visit my mom's friend in Atlanta. We went to the movie theater to see the nutty professor I remember it was so hot that night and like I don't think I ever seen any comedic

1:07:50A format performance Effective group of people like I like in my head. I remember that people were crying. Yeah, probably It was just like a theater full of black people watching when nutty professor for the first time Like when the day went around the table Oh my god. I remember being a kid and I'm like, I don't think there's ever been anything that's better than it was so Like it's not hitting it's just like and then you realize it's all him. Yeah, and he's just What he did in that movie? I don't think we give credit I really think honestly sure what I'm yelling I think big big mom is house besmirched a lot of the nutty professor legacy Because people lump those in together and no offense to Martin big mom is house is not a masterpiece He didn't like really go crazy. It wasn't eddy Murphy Even eddy Murphy is his own brother in that Where's it you gotta work out? Like in the grandma the grandma like I checked this knife down the crack of your ass like like doubles used to make me moist like

1:08:56He just goes so nuts. He goes so nuts in that late. It's his who the Oscars for best actor in a leading role that year Okay, Jeffrey Russian shine Tom Cruise and Jeremy Guyer. Okay. Yeah, Ray finds in the English patient. Okay. What do you hear also in the people versus Larry Flynn? That movie sucked and Billy Bob Thornton and sling blade We couldn't have done that he's just a boy Hercules hercules I'm gonna got an eddy Murphy in there for sure. He sure they sure that was a bigger acting performance than any of that one one I don't think no dream girl's got snubbed. Yeah, I would go so far as to say I think That's the height of eddy Murphy at his power. So I think that movie was the height of it because he had always snuck in like a little bit of character stuff Like he does it a little bit coming to America and stuff like that But I feel like Man, he just it's so funny. Yeah, it's so funny now tap Dave Chappelle as the new king. Yeah, you know what like, you know what got right in the in the comedy club I got about yeah, okay. I got some I was Richard Simmons. He did Richard Simmons in that shit. I had some deep uh

1:10:03Mike Eagle lore when I was a small child not a small child. I guess I had to be in high school Me and my dad and his girlfriend. We did background on nutty professor to whoa My dad got it managed Because he was having a conversation with Janet Jackson when he wasn't supposed to You have to work this I'm not a new to talk to Jan. First of all shout out to the clumps Nuddy professors here the clumps did not know they shot that in Chicago. No, no, no, in LA Oh, okay, so we just walked back and forth on UCLA campus. That's awesome deep in the background That's awesome, but close enough to talk to Jan. Yeah, my dad was he was like We're gonna point at one of them scenes where somebody is like there's a bunch of reporters That was like in one of those scenes Man, that's awesome. Yeah, it was cool. That is really cool It's so is the nutty professor. Yes, it is. I'm a pony. I'm a part. There's just so many lines

1:11:04Mike time for your fourth and then your final picks. Um, okay, so from our fourth pick I'm going a little bit off the beaten path Going multi-part documentary series. Oh, the last day. Wow. What a great There dance Good last dance came out when we really needed it. We needed it real bad. We needed it bad. It was like Man those weeks of pandemic. He was the highlight of my week Fridays. Yeah. Yeah, Friday. Oh my god Yeah, and I was still drinking a lot. I had a glass full of whiskey like the gardens. Yeah If you side by side in our eyes equally yellow Which is which slide one is like One is like to I mean, why is his whiskey glass at a different level in every shot one of the best days of the pair of that early pandemic period A last dance came out that same day cordon sent us like via Some company a make your own pizza kit like when we were like trying to keep a restaurant alive

1:12:08So like maybe john and vindies or something. What was doing like you can buy these make your own pizza kits It got delivered. So that showed up at the house a new episode of the last dance And it was one of the ones where after it was over Nike dropped through exclusive pair of Jordans I made the pizza watch the thing got the joy The Oh, do you remember we got the inside plug on that yes, we did give it to us was it Jason born I remember I remember because we got Somebody gave us a heads up we got a good dropping after yeah or something like that Because the only time I've ever got anything on the seekers app. Yeah, I don't know if it was Why does somebody else why else sensor? We usually that out because he I don't know whatever yeah, I remember that The last dance is great. Yeah, that's that's I didn't even You're on a different plane. That was great and my long movie. Yeah, yeah For Oscar consideration was that how to make it in America?

1:13:08We felt oh That was just sure if your Oscars of your heart. I uh, I don't care if it's not technically a movie. We're counting it Yeah, I'll 100% yeah My last pick I'm gonna go with the royal tenant bone. Yeah I Just a great great movie. It's so beautiful. No, Wes Anderson's finest. Yes That might be my favorite less Anderson movie Pretty good man bottle rocket really I like the grand Budapest a lot that's my favorite and I'm I am Uh asteroid city supporter. I'm with you. I really like it. I thought it was great. Yeah, I really enjoy that movie a lot I thought about it. I don't know why people I know that one. Yeah, I'm still be waiting I feel like that's the one where he was actually trying to like show his feelings about something. Yes, you know I would you not like this one. It wasn't just beautiful vignette. It was that too But it was like a little bit of like storytelling and repetition and memory

1:14:09And like like a commentary his it felt like a little bit of his commentary on filmmaking and art. Yes, shit And I'm like this is what I want. I love it. I was so shocked everybody hated it And I just enjoyed it on its own marriage. Yep. Just like without it and having to be about something on both levels I would thank God Mike. Yeah A lot of people love to give that shit royal tandem mom's fucking phenomenal too. Yeah But uh, yeah, grand Budapest. That's what we're talking about it now. That's my favorite that movie is It's incredible. That's one of my airplane movies. I watch it anytime. Anytime anytime. If it's one of the options I'll skip over stuff. I've been meaning to watch. Yeah. Yeah. So good. I'm a rich rush more for everybody That's always I love the rush more. I love the rush more. I've seen bottle rocket the most times I think I've seen rush more more than I've seen bottle rocket like I only see bottle rocket like also bottle rocket He just feels so hungry. It feels so different. Yeah, it was raw and Owen Wilson's going off. Yeah, yeah, but this isn't about bottle rocket We should draft West Amherst movie something. Yeah, we should We could auction draft it tonight David tougher your final pick

1:15:10Uh, oh, you know what? I've never talked about this movie on here, but I enjoyed a lot. I'm picking the raid Yes, I've never seen a raid. Oh, you're great. Now if you're worried about action Watch the raid Finn premise there's an apartment complex in Jakarta some like that. Yeah, that they got to take over One guy gets lost from his team and then he just beat so much as the premise is so much and those kung fu but with guns You just it's floors so you get the final boss It's all I it's so much so that I don't know the difference between it and raid two Well, that's where there's a two just to redeem myself. Is something is redeeming the same is their quality difference Which we raid one and raid two not that I remember both fucking Okay, one is their John wicks. Yeah, yeah, cool Like not really story this right to them. Yeah, yeah, it's it's those movies. They bring a guy back who dies in the first Spoiler the guy dies in the first one. He's in the second one is a different person just cuz he's so dope Yeah, so I'm like yeah, yeah, so many guys get punched

1:16:13If you're looking for a movie where a lot of guys get punched in different ways This is the one right here and then all kinds of jumps and flips and you think he's down and then he's back up Is yeah, the raid man that final fight scene I think in the first one and they're in the rest of hotel Kitchen to the to the ballroom or whatever like I didn't know somebody could get cut that many times with a knife Yeah, and then so probably can't Hey You cut me and you cut me with the knife twice You want one time out two times two times to if I'm defending the family twice. Yeah Oh I said stop stop I'm not joking you're being a dickhead. Yeah Sean your final pick I'm gonna pick the cable guy. Yeah, nice. I'm Ricky Ricardo So it's slept on it didn't get our credit it deserves you so dark. I should have it all right shut up It's out first up for swing in a movie. I think yeah jack black playing basketball jack blacks in there Matthew broader killing it

1:17:14Leslie man little James Kerry man. He really unloaded who he was gonna unload on us Yeah, yeah, I said the tone yeah, yeah, like Wesley man that early. This is what's coming. They've been married I wore they met the net on the cable guy. Yeah, I think so interesting They met there and then that Judson opportunity Yeah, look what we're having every movie for free. Yeah, I should pay for sure. Yeah, I bet she for sure That one is not going to judge a penthouse fucking. I was just be a few weeks. That one you think the director pays Why people I know how movies right? I'm in Los Angeles right now. Okay, actually cut Key grip doesn't give a shit that's boy grip Where's boy grip? Now there's a bad name Little too close

1:18:20And I'm going to take the air will be blood I Can't do that. I thought you were gonna say like the air boy. Yeah, I know you were gonna say the air up there the Kevin Bacon I'm not taking that I didn't see it in theaters Like African guys you called it new bar. Yeah, he was looking for a new boss. I want to play for moon Nuba. Yeah, and then I was the whole movie in the air. Yeah, you stay in it. The air I want to play for I don't know if you do the accent. I want to do the accent. I want people to go into doing the accent Goond Gagani would be a sea in dragoon and drag so is in a row the air will be blood that we can't let that guys I don't let that we bet the rules for the last dance. I don't think I think this is breaking It's Space P. A. T. We never said space that's just space is applied

1:19:23I have a different amazing pick then that was an amazing thing that you do and that the hard you pick it the fandom threat Heads up there will recognize my there will be blood as a valid pick and I believe with Mike fence as the courage Second pick I'm taking the movie with when I believe and I can't prove this for what I believe is the most thus in the name of a movie The Lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring. Yeah, that's a lot. That's the first one. That's three The Lord of the rings the fellowship for the Lord of the rings the fellowship for the ring for the streets to That's the first one. Mm-hmm. So you're mad at me for taking one with none. Here's one with four. I like the one with four. Yeah It is the first is great Error and son of Erathorn Rays a shop less Would a guy do the the depths of Baltimore more

1:20:25I don't like any of those movies you know, I think I've only seen the first two about I like them at all I don't do nothing for me I got a guy like fantasy not I guess I usually don't Okay, there you have it. Yeah, man. Oh, I was late to the game. It's You know, yeah, so I was so I was yeah, you were even later Related to get through. Yeah, I like the house of the dragon. I want you to know exactly three years The incest in the bed like people Incessed That's why I still watch is the incest that's the reason yeah, yeah, he's fast-forward to the other stuff And he calls me he's like hey tell me that these characters are related I'm like I don't think there's like tell me if they are He's breathing really heavy. Did you see the jack is jacking off? No, what's the seven kingdoms? Oh the night Perfect that's peak Game of Thrones content no brother and she was top tier. It was really top tier

1:21:25Those are all our pigs eyes. If you have a pick the fast and the furious The first one or the fate of the furious or the fate of the fear two dozen that one. I'm supposed to not for Almost pick the bird's great. I the burbs dude. Yeah, no the birds or the birds The birds this the Hitchcock joint The last wall the color of money. I mean there's the last of the Mohican the lobster Ripley the lobster the prestige the silence of the lambs Yeah, you're going multiple does on a lot of Empire Strikes Back the elephant man. Oh John Merrick's bone the rocky horror picture show Time warp if we try one really rocky horror freaky-deaky movie for the first time it was a crazy move Yeah, well she thought you were a transactional transvestite from Transylvanian. Yeah, I can't admit that worked out in my favor. Yeah Uh to recap my Q1 first you took the extra system. I'm just gonna say the name Exorcist Texas chance I'm asking her thing last dance royal ten of bombs comma the David you one second you took wood deer under sting nutty professor and raid

1:22:31Sean you a third you took shining Shawshank redemption notebook terminator cable guy comma that And I went last I took godfather big Lebowski princess bride apartment lord of the rings wait lord of rings Celloship of rings Now pick your other one without the vine there er will be blood You You need it Right there right there right before I got hot We want to hear yours in a sub and off in zip podcast and gmail.com Shadows to everyone the a f e all family patreon where you can get auction drafts mailbag episodes This or that episodes all sorts of bonus stuff Extra special live episodes just wonderful things on there. Maybe some little surprises coming up Babylon up shatter to our wonderful producer Isaac Kayley on the ones and twos Shatter to our guests My kegel hey open my kegel check those dates listen to the new album Shadows of Frank Eosha said the dude haji beats more important than all that tune again next to another

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