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Courtney and KISS in the morning — Monday, September 14th 2026. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have eczema. So I get how it can steal your time. But why let eczema take over when you can talk to your doctor about eczema? Eczema, a 250-mg per 2-mg leader injection is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older, who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40 kg with moderate to severe eczema. Also called a topic dermatitis that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin, or topicals, or who cannot use topical therapies. Ebglus can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you are allergic to ebglus. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. I-problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have newer worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with ebglus. Before starting ebglus, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Paid partnership with Lily. Respect your time. Ask your doctor about ebglus and visit ebglus.com, or call 1-800-LilyRx or 1-800-545-5979. All right, question of the day on Kiss 957. What show does your significant other watch that you hate?
Sister wives. No! That's so good. No, my God. And it's a four or five-part reunion kind of so long after. They're not even married anymore. I know. Well, he's married to one Robin. He and Robin are still there. I know, but they're all the other ladies have gone their own way. They're out of the channel. The last I care. Christine, Mary and Janelle are all gone. It's so dumb. He's still with Robin. My God. Cody is a jackass by the way. Sorry. I love that, jab. Okay. That's my favorite show. I was thinking about it because Savannah was all talking about her racing, but it made me think of when I did have a man on the house all the time, he used to watch street outlaws. It would drive me in the end. Then we get in the car to go somewhere. I'm like, listen, this is not street outlaws. He's racing. He's really in. Stop. Does Air Von watch anything like all the time? Lots of things. Lots of things. He watches like these really brutal violent shows like Barbarians and gangs of London. We're like, there's just like beheadings in it. I'm like, oh my God.
So violence, but you know the name of like does he watch a specific? Oh, yeah, barbarians. Danes and London. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's Vikings. Oh, yeah. They're so horrible. Gosh. I want to open the phones on this one. What show does your significant other watch that you hate? Call us 860 247 957 07 if you ever need anything. Let us know literally. He said help. Hey, Mack. Welcome to the show. The question of the morning is what show does your significant other watch that you hate? All right. So it's her soap operas on channel three. Oh, and guiding light as the world's her. Oh, yeah. I don't know any of these shows. Yes, you do. So the soap on young in the rest with. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. General hospital. I didn't know those were still on even. Not all of them are exclusive. We don't mind and you gotta find them. But yeah, some of them are still on WFSP. Well, how do you know that? Yeah, she'll record them and then, you know, I'm want to go downstairs and watch TV and then she puts those on and like, uh, I got to watch
young in the restless. Well, I love that. Thank you so much for calling. Thanks. Have a good day. All right. You too. What show does your significant other watch that you hate? 860 247 957 0. Good morning. Kisses. This. Hi, this is Christina. Christina. Welcome to the show. Question of the morning. What TV show does your significant other watch that you hate? I don't know if you guys know who Charles Broncin is and like death wish movies. Yeah, I hate them. No. So so much I'm guessing he likes shows like Savannah's husband likes. Yeah, like that. And then the opposite extreme like stupid stuff like air playing and naked gun stuff. Oh, naked gun. I okay. I can get into that. I could get into that. But you know, the the killing in the doom and gloom. No thing. It's too much. I was like when my wife was watching prison wives for the longest time. And I was like, wait a minute. Why is she watching this? That's hysterical. Well, thank you so much for calling. Have a good one. You too. What show does your significant other watch that you hate? 860 247 957 0.
I'll lay in a question of the day. What's one TV show your significant other watches that you can't stand? Health kitchen. Oh, no, it's your day. That is my favorite show on this entire plan. I can't. I cannot deal with him. I can't. I'm with you. Now does he does he cook? No, of course no. Does he? Do he know you? I don't know you're in the kitchen. He does it. Yellow. You know you're cooking? No. Okay. And not. Oh my god. That's hysterical. Thank you so much for calling. You're welcome. Gina, what show does your significant other watch you can't stand? Okay, it's worth the show. He watches other people play video games. No. Oh my god. Wait, I don't understand why this is such a big thing. Like there's a business behind this, but I don't understand why you would watch somebody else play the game. And he thinks it's hysterical.
That's like what my kids use to watch other kids play with toys. Like that is the most bizarre thing ever. Does it now does he play games as well? He does. Okay. I would rather he do, but I don't understand so watching other people play. I know. So into it. Yeah, I don't get it. That is very weird. The way so bizarre. Thank you so much for calling. Thank you. Hot new couples news Dakota Johnson and machine gun Kelly spotted out together in New York City over the weekend. They were seeing getting out of a black SUV and walking into Taylor Swift's New York City apartment, which is empty because she's out of town. So she let them use it as their little love nest. Dakota and machine gun Kelly actually met at Taylor Swift's wedding over the earlier this year. Oh wow. I don't know how I feel about the couple. I see them and I'm like, I don't know. They're a little mismatched to me. What do you think? Well, the age is much better than it was with role model. Yeah. That was huge age gap. I've got all the photos. You can check them out on my blog. New parents Lady Gaga and her fiance Michael Polanski both took time off this summer
to be with her new baby. They were spotted Friday out for a walk with her newborn. The baby's name, sex and date of birth, not known at this time, but I've got the adorable photos. We're just calling it baby Gaga from for now. Wait, that's so true. So I thought you guys are my Gaga. That's all I said. You can see the photos also at kiss957.com slash Courtney and Harry Styles talk for the first time about rumors. He was about to retire. He stopped down during his concert Saturday night to address them. I just want to be honest with you about who I am and where I am. I have more life. You know, I didn't want to get to that end of this tour as we have previously. So I'll say until next time. And I just wanted to be a little honest with you about that. I think. Oh, sorry. I fell asleep there for a second. Basically, he just rambled on and on. He told fans he doesn't know what's next, but not to worry. He really didn't say much. I think he's just going to take some time off, which he needs. He also extended his tour to places like Dallas, Atlanta,
Chicago, Berlin, Paris and London. He will end in August of 2020. 70s also now set to play two shows at the Rose Bowl in California, April 23rd and 24th for next year. So he's not retiring anytime soon. I don't know when I saw that video. I was like, what is going on because he's like, I don't want you guys to worry like my perspective has changed my priorities to change things have happened to me. He looked like he was going to cry. I was like, what is going on? I think he's going to play. I think he's probably planning a wedding at some point next year and taking some time off, but he's fully booked. So if you're worried that he's going to retire anytime soon, it's not going to be until late next year. All right. That's what I took away from it. You can see the video and more on these stories. Kiss957.com slash Courtney. Good news. If you shop at Walmart, maybe you're there right now. It is Kiss957. I am so excited. Walmart teaming up with Duncan. Oh, really? To let you order coffee and breakfast items alongside your regular grocery deliveries through the Walmart app. That's pretty cool. So you go to the Walmart. Have you look at me? I need this, this, this, oh, and I would like a large black coffee too. One of their donuts. Boom. That's perfect. Like
I know about wind them. The North Wind them Walmart. They actually have a Duncan inside. I'm glad you mentioned that because it starts right now with those stores that have the Duncan inside. And then it will go out to all of the Duncan's and they will all collaborate with Walmart. So if you shop at Walmart on your Walmart app, you can now get your Duncan delivered with your groceries. That is my good news Savannah. What do you have? I have good news for people who like to do in person shopping because not everybody's into the online clothing. Okay, because you know, you can't try things on and sometimes things fit. We are like both malperons are making a comeback again. So like juicy couture, dealias, gap, Jay crew, coach, Victoria's secret. They're all super popular again. So if you're going to go do a little shopping, go hit them up. I love it. I look for ever 21. Remember Hollister. Oh, yeah. Forever 21. I don't think has any in person stores anymore. I know. It's all on my brain. I know. All right. Walmart. Have good news. Yeah, this is pretty cool. The first known series of footprints left by AT Rex have been discovered in North Dakota. Oh, wait, I saw this and I almost called you over the weekend. I was so excited.
Yeah, the 23 foot long tracks dating back 66 and a half million years. My God. And they're saying from these tracks, they were able to determine that T Rex was traveling about three and a half to four and a half miles per hour. Wow. Roughly the pace of a brisk human walk. So you could in theory outrun AT Rex. I knew you're going to think about it. T Rex, just a little finger strolling and giggling and eating is what he was doing. It's kind of mine and zone business. All right. Last week to get your hands on that golden ticket, one ticket getting you into 10 shows like Harry Styles and Olivia Rodrigo. Yes. All you going to do is be listening for the golden ticket sounder starting at seven o'clock this morning, right here on kiss 95 seven. Good. If you run a business, you know the value of trust. It's what keeps your customers coming back. And it's what you get when you advertise with I Heart more than 75% of listeners consider I Heart hosts their friends and trust their recommendations. Now take that trusted influence and combine it with I Heart's massive reach and scale and you've got the formula for growing your business. Learn how easy it is to tell your story
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topic dermatitis that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin or topicals or who cannot use topical therapies. Ebglus can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you are allergic to Ebglus. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. I problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have newer worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with Ebglus. Before starting Ebglus tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Paid partnership with Lily. Respect your time. Ask your doctor about Ebglus and visit Ebglus.com or call 1-800-LilyRX or 1-800-545-5979. Is it stopped raining yet? Can anybody tell me? Literally. It is kiss 95-7-4-7 kiss in the morning. It rained last night too. In Windsor it stopped in the afternoon. Enough to let go for a walk with the dog. It was rained overnight too. No more. But it is Monday morning time to talk about the peaks of our weekends. I don't know. It was kind of wash out yesterday for me. But I did go to New Hampshire and get to hang out with Galen J.P. My mom and dad. Yeah. Yeah. So I went to New Hampshire,
spent a little time, went to lunch with him on Saturday. Did you stop by the liquor stores in New Hampshire? Yeah. I did it. And I don't know why. I used to coupon there. You can get like, you can do couponing at the liquor stores in New Hampshire. I could see you getting back into Connecticut just over the board. You can pull them over. Mom, how much liquor do you have in the back of your vehicle? Just swear it's for the winter. Just just three cases which I've allowed. Yes. Anyway, so yeah, the peak of my weekend hanging out with Galen J.P. All right. How about you Savannah? Peak of the weekend? I'm not going to lie. I'm I'm I'm dragging a little this morning. It's tired. I have a headache. My husband and I moved over the weekend. Oh my god. And we did the entire move in two days. Oh wow. We're done. Did you unpack everything? I know. See, Savannah's like like me. We're type A. I'm not walking around boxes and slowly like unpack it. It was a nightmare and bless my mother. She basically spent the entire weekend down with us and just helped me tear through it. I'm tired. I'm dragging, but it was worth it. I love it. You're all done. Move. Then you know what that means? Yeah. Sandy's available for you on I.J. There's a room at Savannah's parents house. Playtime. You guys have so much fun. All right. Well,
we're Jeff. How about you? Peak of the weekend. I had a proud father moment over the weekend. I actually taught my son, Cash, trust passing on private property to find a good fishing spot. You're ridiculous. It's one of those things that my father taught me when I was a young boy. How to properly trust pass? Yes. And we did it. We found a killer fishing spot and some guys yard and we killed our fishing on Saturday. So basically you don't scale fences or do anything like that, right? Well, there was one fence. You had to give me a boost because I couldn't get my I couldn't get my fat leg over the chain. Yeah. But yeah, we had a lot of fun fishing. I can see why you'd be so proud while I'm Jeff. All right. If you want to see our peaks, plus we want to see what you did over the weekend, head over to the courty and kiss on the morning Facebook page. French Montana. I love that song. I'm obsessed with it. It is kiss 95 seven time for one more chance. Jump. There's a dating trend that we need to know about. Yeah, and I've been talking about this for years and you guys are always like, no, it doesn't happen.
It doesn't happen. Well, they're calling this new dating trend, foodie calls. Basically, it's people going out on dates for free meals and drinks instead of a booty call. It's a booty call. And I've been saying that for, I mean, we've been doing a second date update for ever now. And I know I'm always like, oh, she was probably in it just for the free meal, which is funny because I know that's not me at all. Yeah, 30% of Americans have actually been on a foodie call. I have friends in college that would do this. They'd be like tied on cash for the month and like some guy that they weren't super interested when I ask them out. And they'd be like, yeah, it's free dinner. They'll probably have leftover so it's lunch tomorrow too. I'm like, okay. And that's the thing they're saying that people that are doing the online dating might be enticed by a good restaurant. Like if someone's like, hey, let's go here and they're like, okay, and you'll be surprised to know that women are more likely to do a foodie call than men are. That's because women were, we're classier men just they'll go to drive through. They don't care fast food for them. Yeah, I mean, that's true. But I mean, yes. So women are the ones that are going on these foodie calls. I guess on average dates now are $190. And that's including everything transportation getting
ready. Can I say I would answer a foodie call? Would you? Yeah, booty call. No, I don't have time for that. But if you do call, I'd be like, I'd pick up the phone. I go, yes, absolutely. Great. Great foodie. Let's go. Let's go. All right. It is the last week to get your hands on that golden ticket. It's one ticket that gets you into 10 awesome shows. And when I say awesome, I mean, Harry Styles. So that was show somber Olivia Rodrigo and more. Just be listening for the golden ticket sounder and call. And let me tell you, it's guaranteed to play before eight o'clock this morning. I just love it. New parents lady Gaga and her fiance Michael Polansky took time off from work this summer to be with their baby. They were spotted on Friday out for a walk with their newborn and the mother monster is really a mother now. And his mom in has a monster of her own. Yeah, I heard the baby's name is Goo Goo Gaga funny. Thank you. Thank you. Best dad joke ever. Anyway, the baby's name, sex and date of birth are not known at this time. But you can see the adorable photos. I have a kiss 957.com slash Courtney. Harry Styles talked for the first time
about rumors. He was about to retire. He stopped down during his concert Saturday night to address the rumors. So I just want to be honest with you about who I am and where I am and have more life. You know, I didn't want to get to that end of this tour as we have previously in so I say until next time. And I just want to be a little honest with you about that. I think. Well, he basically rambled on, but he told fans he doesn't know what's next, but not to worry. He was a little emotional. So I mean, he's got a lot going on. He extended his tour to places like Dallas and Atlanta, Chicago, Berlin and Paris. It's not ending now until August of next year. He's also now set to play two shows at the Rose Bowl in California next year. So he's not going anywhere anytime soon. I'm wondering if he's got something personal going on because you know, we had Liam Payne unfortunately passed a little bit more than a year ago. And he was like, yeah, like things have happened to me in my life. It's changed my perspective and like where I want to go. And I'm like, wow, could his fiance be with child? I don't know. Did they secretly get married?
I don't know. Are they planning a wedding? I don't know. Probably. We don't know anything. That's right. All right. I'm very happy. And then video was very long and it was kind of sad. And you can see it on my blog. And finally, our in a grandaer got trapped in an elevator moments after the final eternal sunshine tour. She actually showed photos over the weekend revealing she was trapped in the elevator. The photo was her trying to pry open the doors. And she captioned the post, stuck in an elevator moments after our final show. And then the second photo, her boyfriend, Ricky comes to the rescue and tries to pry the doors open to. I feel like that's the one brand for Ariana Grande. Like it's just so re coded. There's going to be song called stuck in the elevator with you. We going up, no one down, going up, going down. You can see the photos and more in all of these stories. Kiss 95 seven dot com slash Courtney. Our in a grand a stuck in an elevator recently and her boyfriend, Ricky came to the rescue. I've got all the photos. Kiss 95 seven dot com slash Courtney. I've got a question question in the morning. I'm just going to throw it out there. If you had to watch one TV show for the rest of your life, just one. What would it be? Oh,
it's easy. That's a good question. Oh, Savannah. Savannah's already got the answer. Wait, Savannah, you don't have it off the top of your head. I don't either. Mine's a toss up. Savannah, if you had to watch one TV show for the rest of your life, go. Okay, it's friends. And the reason is because there's an episode for everything that you're going through in life. Big life changes, turning 30, birthdays, holidays, like you have everything. If you just want to watch like a dumb episode to laugh, like something mindless, something more serious, they got everything. One more Jeff, one TV show for the rest of your life. I'm going to have to go with something manly, deadliest catch on the Discovery Channel. Jeff, that's a good. There's something about watching men do real work while I'm sitting on my couch. Drink a beer with my heated blanket on. Courtney. Courtney, what about you? Thank you, Savannah. No, I'm like touring between like, do I want a sitcom or do I want like reality? I don't know. I'm leaning towards sitcom, which is the Goldbergs. Oh, okay. And if you haven't heard of it, it's super funny. Okay. Okay. Or farmer wants a wife, but that always makes me cry. You don't get to pick too. I don't want to be
the farmer's wife. I'm going to go with the Goldbergs because I don't think I've ever cried during an episode of the Goldbergs. There you go. That's good. That's a good thing. If you had to watch one TV show for the rest of your life, give it to us. Call us right now 860 247 9570. It's a good one. Deadliest catch. The Goldbergs. What is that? Oh, you'd love it. I got to watch. Good morning, kisses. This I mean, welcome to the show. Here's the question. If you had to watch one TV show, the rest of your life, which would it be? Gray's Anatomy. Oh, good one. I thought Savannah was going to say that all she talks about is Gray's Anatomy all day. And then she throws out friends. Well, that's my second place. I love Gray's Anatomy. Gray's is also like right up there. Great show. All right. Good one. Thank you for calling. If you had to watch one TV show, the rest of your life 860 247 9570. Hi, kisses this. That's welcome to the show. If you had to watch one TV show, the rest of your life, what would it be? Oh, it would be two and a half men all the way. Okay. Okay. But with Ashton Kutcher or
Charlie. Yeah, I'm poor Ashton Kutcher. They punked him because he wasn't good without Charlie Sheen. Absolutely not. Unfortunately, Charlie Sheen had a bad run in with Tiger blood. So here we are. We're a good run. And he's down. Yeah. Well, say you played his little character. I think he played true to his real self. He did. He played himself. All right. Coming up Jared and Glaston Berry. Good ghosted after snapping his fingers at the waitress. Remember that guys? Yes. Oh, yes. Back with an update. We're going to find out what it is. Second date update coming up next. All right. It's time to check in with our past guest. It is Kiss 957. Jared was on second date update. He got ghosted. He took a woman named Mel. To an Italian dinner. Do you remember they sat outside? Yeah. And she. Yeah. Oh, snap in his fingers, right? She's a waitress too. And she was offended because she said he snapped his fingers at their waitress. Yeah. But he said he just let race his hand to fill up the wine glasses. Miscommunication. They agreed to go out again. Jared is on the line with it. Oh, day good. Morning,
Jared. Hey, the second date was amazing. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Mel and I we went to a farmer's market. You know, the great farmer's market. Yeah. And we took an Uber. I did not snap my fingers. I got our flowers at the farmer's market. I got her some, I think she was like a hot apple pie type of thing. And we went to we went, you know, we went to the park and we had like a little picnic thing. And we went to and we had plans to get together this weekend. Wait. What? Yeah. Pound town. Jeff. Sorry. Gosh, I can't wait. I'm sorry. Whatever. Jared, it sounds like a great date. And you already have plans again for this weekend. Yeah. Yeah. And how old are you guys? Well, I think it was just a misunderstanding that first date was. I mean, whether you raised your hand or snapped your fingers, she was triggered. But now after this date, I think I see a future.
Maybe for you. Yeah. I'm never snapping my fingers ever again. At anybody for anything or any reason. I love that. I don't remember doing it. But I'm never doing it again. Well, Jared, thank you so much for taking your time to just pop in and give us an update. Thank you. And thank you guys for, you know, for paying for that second date. That was really nice. You got it. Tell Mel we said hello. I will. All right. Bye, Jared. Bye. If you run a business, you know the value of trust. It's what keeps your customers coming back. And it's what you get when you advertise with I Heart. More than 75% of listeners consider I Heart hosts their friends and trust their recommendations. Now take that trusted influence and combine it with I Heart's massive reach and scale. And you've got the formula for growing your business. Learn how easy it is to tell your story through our voices today at I Heart Advertising dot com. That's I Heart Advertising dot com.
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