MON PT 2: Ray’s Chaotic Cruise Behavior + Bobby’s First Cruise Experience + Best Stories Of The Weekend!

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2:00Score a two for $5 deal in a sausage McMuffin with egg and more. Limited time only price and participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer single item at regular price. Bada bada bada bada bada. Alright, we're checking in with people on the boat right now. Scuba, come in. I'm here. Check. Check. Can you hear me? Yeah. Everybody got a microphone? Yeah, we got everyone here. You got Eddie, Amy, Morgan, Ray, and Lunchbox. Okay, explain to me how everybody's sitting. We're all sitting in like a horseshoe fashion. You got Eddie next to Amy and then in order Morgan, Ray, myself, and lunch on the end over here. Everybody pretty tired or feeling good or what? A little bit of both. Yeah, two things can be true. I don't know where do we start. You can start with Ray and all of his madness. Okay, I mean, no, we're already going. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, we're already on. I'm just like, where do we start? Like the question here. Yeah, Ray, it looks like you've been drunk a lot.

3:03True? True, and I thought that's what I was brought on for. But yeah, to be drunk? You were. That and to be a party and have a lot of fun and try and help the listeners get out of their comfort zone. Can you give me a Ray moment, Eddie? My favorite Ray moment was late one night. He's DJing with DJ Des on the boat. And I hear him say, I'm going to, I'm going to FaceTime Garth here in a minute. And then finally somebody just says you need to go. He got pulled off the stage. While he was working. Yeah, yeah. He said he was in a FaceTime jelly roll, Garth, Jko, and they're like, we've had enough. Get him off the stage. But he wasn't DJing. The DJ was DJing. Wasn't he just standing there like yelling? Fist pumping. But there were only what? Yeah. It was kind of accompanying the DJ. Hype man. Honestly, I don't know what he was doing there. Like he was standing on a mic next to the DJ. Really just supposed to introduce the DJ and get down.

4:05But he just sat there and was like, whoo. Ray, was that your job just to introduce the DJ? One more time. Was that your job just to introduce the DJ? Yeah, it could be real quick intro. Or they said I could linger and kind of that's what I did. I was just behind him and at times me and him would both be on the stacks of wax. Or I'd just let DJ Des take over. I saw you doing karaoke. But I had heard karaoke was over. Yeah. It could have been that. But he also, Des, I, hey, if you're going to do a song, what's the song? You know the absolute best for karaoke. And I said cowboy. And so he played it. So I sang along with it. Was karaoke maybe over? Sure. But Des also would said, if you want to do a song, I'll exclusively give you one that you can sing to. How is your stamina at this point? Oh, I'm good. I'm conditioned for it. Trying to entertain now Bezer, because we're doing a lot more work. And so she's wondering, am I hitting an island? Are we going to go swim with dolphins? I'm trying to connect to the internet. So now I'm more of work mode. I think the big party mode of me is already over.

5:07That was three days of that. You know what I was surprised by being on the boat was how people decorated their doors. I've never been on a cruise. I think people, they come on a lot of cruises. That might be part of cruise culture to decorate your door specifically to who you are. Have you guys noticed anything about that, Amy? Just the, they've decorated doors with us like all over them. Those are the ones I've seen. Like someone did a Mount Rushmore and it had like our heads and then other people. There was this one door. The door was covered like, you know, ceiling to floor of all these pictures of us, like little characters. And it was really funny. I mean, people have gotten creative, but I have just seen, which just feels weird to say, but I've just seen the ones with us all over the world. I saw one, I saw one where I think, Bob, did you sign one? Yeah, a couple of doors they asked me to sign. And so I didn't sign any without permission in case you want. No, no, no. You got walking around the floor. No, I wasn't walking around with a Sharpie just signing doors. And also didn't sign the door. I signed the things that were on the door. Well, so they had a door decorating contest.

6:08Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, so that makes sense. Oh, that makes sense. I think it's one of the cruise activities. So there's different things and some of the judges would be going around looking at all the doors and then picking a winner. Whenever I left, I tried to give Scuba Steve my room because it was a pretty nice room. And they wouldn't give it to him because I think they said that Keith Urban needed it. So I did try to give him my room. Hey, that makes so much sense because I saw them the other day like just redoing it all. Like there were security people in there, people in and out of that room. So I didn't know what they were doing. That makes sense. And so for those that were wondering, I did have a butler as we talked about. And he came to my room quite frequently just to check. You walked in and there was a room and then inside the room that I had, there was another room that had walls around a bedroom. So it's kind of like a square inside the square. There was another square. And then it was the bed and the bathroom and the television. Then I went into Eddie's room because it wasn't a different floor. It was like three doors down. And it was just, it was a nice room.

7:09It was like a hotel room. So it wasn't a bad room. It was just a hotel room. But it was still on looking out over the water, right Eddie? Yeah, I had a balcony and everything. I would say it was about a third of the size of your room. I didn't realize it was that small. I mean, did your balcony, I made the joke. Oh, the balcony was big. It was big. I think Eddie's a little awful now. It's probably like a fifth of your room. Okay, that's probably right. Yeah. The balcony was large. It had a whole table than another set of chairs. My balcony, not yours. Oh, do we lose them? Nope. We'll be back. You're back. Okay. Dang waves, huh? Yeah, man. It's choppy. It's choppy out here. Dang. Yeah, balcony, yes. I never saw Amy's room. So I don't know the difference in Amy's room to the guys' room. Did you, Amy, did any guys come to your room? No. It was like the size of your... Well, I'm gonna, I'm trying to give my room to Ray. But the, I would say the size of your living room was the size of my room.

8:13Wait, wait. There's a living room. Bobby had a living room. Yeah, he had a living room. Oh, yeah, I had a living room. I had a bedroom. Yeah. A dining room. Bathroom. Huge. I had to sleep in a chair. balcony. Scooba had the supposed worst room. How was your room? My room is like a size of like a city apartment. It would say, it would be 300 square feet. I do have a balcony, which is nice. But you can't really like turn or move. You have to walk either forward or backwards to get in and out of my room. It's very, very small. And on a different floor from everyone else. Yeah, I tried to give you mine. I do appreciate that. But I had someone had mentioned that a listener at that, saying to you breakfast, and as soon as they finished the words, Bobby's room, some guy was like, nope, that's going to Keith Urban. And I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't have a chance to even fight for it. Some things that I didn't know, because it's my first cruise. You get on a cruise kind of like you get on an airplane at the airport. You drive in or you bus into different like terminals, which I thought was wild. The boats are huge. I think that's easy to say, but until you actually see the boat.

9:13That's right. It's like a city. But yeah, you drive in and we had a car and took us right into the terminal. And then you go and you just stand in line like you do at an airplane terminal. Then you get on. Amy, was that your experience? Yeah. I mean, it felt very organized. I appreciated that. Like, I thought when we got off the boat in Key West, getting back on. Like, even Eddie was texting me because I got on the boat before. Then they were still eating and he's like, tell me if there's a line. Because I just kept thinking because it felt like an airport that it was going to be like, we're in the TSA check line. But they're efficient. Yeah. They were drug checking the backs of cars driving in. Like ours. I don't know how you guys got in because it was me. Who was in my car? Me, Scooba, Ryan, and my wife. Yes. But we were going through and they pulled up and made the person pop their trunk and dog checked their cars. How did you guys get into the main terminal, Amy?

10:14On a bus. So I didn't see anybody getting checked. They got checked. Yeah, they got checked on our bus. It was a truck though, like produce truck. Oh yeah, that'll do it. Right in front of us. Oh boy, what are we going to see? There's a produce check. There's probably some drugs going in. So yeah, that happened. Let's see. What else stood out to me? It's in to the boat. It's wilder elevators on a boat. It's just crazy that they're it. I'm thankful. But I'm just saying it's so big. I know you've been on a cruise before. I've never been on a cruise before. So to get on a boat and to see elevators inside of a boat, elevators where you look out the back glass, like the size of a hotel. That was crazy to me. You can fall overboard. I feel like it takes a little effort if you need to be kind of athletic in some of those places because those lifeboats on the side. But I think from mine, I think I could have jumped out into the water. Oh, for sure. For my balcony. Yeah. No problem. And if you really were to try, I think you could go overboard from your room.

11:15I don't know about you guys' rooms. Eddie, could you go overboard from your room? No, I'd have to give it a really good leap because yeah, you're right. The rescue boats are down there. About maybe 15. I have to jump outwards to get into the water. But I didn't notice there's people, like if you look down all through the balconies, there are people with binoculars watching the sides at all times. No way. Yeah, to make sure like nobody jumps off. No. Yeah. Wait, that's their job? Yeah, so like where the pilot is, those windows come out, almost kind of like a hammerhead shark. You mean the captain? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, captain, right. Right, right, right. And so on the sides, they have people, like I guess they're just watchers who watch the side of the boat at all times. Oh, wow. That's cool. For the people that didn't go, Abby and Mike, you guys have any questions for us about the cruise in general? So you think, because for me, I didn't know what it was going to be. We had internet. You had to put your phone in the airplane mode, but the internet was good. So if I had to call anybody, if we were out on the water, I just used the internet to call.

12:16I noticed that we had movies in our names. Did I put those movies in my name? I don't know how those got up there. But there were some movies under my name. But I don't remember submitting those. No, I don't think we did. We did. No, we don't know. We submitted those movies. No. I would have never put Elf as a movie. If I picked five movies, now it's a good movie, but we're going in February, March. I don't think I would have put Elf as one of my movies. Because I saw my name on there, and I purposely did Key Largo, which is like an old Humphrey Bogart movie, and Little Mermaid. Yeah, I posted on my Instagram. Yeah. I'm the only one. Mike, anything? What was that thing that Ray posted about how much I've racked up in food and drinks? Ray? Yeah, so me and Bayes are ended up doing the all-inclusive. So we're, we get unlimited alcohol, and it's so annoying. Every time you get a drink, you have to get your badge off. Hand it to them. They got a scan it. They enter the room card. And I said, for all this hoopla, they better be keeping like the craziest list of all the drinks we've had.

13:16And so we go on the TV, and you can select and see every place you've drank at, and where you've ordered the drinks, and on what day and at what time. And it kept going. Our list was down about 40. In three days, we were dying laughing. Do you get hungover, Ray? I do a lot of precautionary stuff. I do glutathione, and I do hydration. I do electrolytes. Glutathione? Yeah. Okay. So you don't get hungover because of all the precautions? Yeah, and I do NAD, and then we also have, I do some other little pills and tablets I take. But for the most part, I really don't get super hungover. But they didn't make you pay for a drink package today? Yeah, they did. Yeah, it was pretty pricey too. But otherwise, you're not allowed to have soda pop. You're not allowed to have specialty coffee, and then you, any drinks, you have to pay $15 a pop. Yeah, it's crazy. But didn't they say you could like, expense it all back? Right, not the alcohol, though. And my wife's here on vacation, so she definitely, and they're smart. They make both people in the room do the drink package, because otherwise, she would just go get the drinks

14:16and bring them back to me in the room. Ooh, yeah. I learned that when they scan our little, the little key, the past, our picture shows up. So I did not know that. So this other girl that works in our company, she used my card to get a drink, and that's when we learned that they scan it, because we don't look similar. And then a few minutes later, I go back and the guy looks at me, and he's like, what? And then I got a lecture, and he's like, if you give your card to anybody else, I'm going to take it away. Dang. I'm sorry. I just thought, oh, that's my coworker. We were, you know, she was, we're sorry. How was the time on Key West when you guys got off the boat? It was the best. Anyone, anyone. I did not want to get back on the boat. I love that place. It's so cool, man. The vibe is just awesome. Like the restaurants, the bars, the people, the houses we went to, the Hemingway House. It's just, man, it's just heaven. It's awesome. Did you guys actually smoke those cigars

15:17or just carry them around? Nah, we never lit them. Like, I still have mine in my bag. Like, I mean, I don't know. I don't think I'll ever light it, really. Because they never look lit in the picture, so I wondered if you guys ever did anything with them at all. Nah, we never smoked them. What was the deal with the cards? Like, this, you have black cards or color cards? Is that like, because most of you guys have, have like a black card, Amy. Is that what it is? The, so the black card that I had, that's what they scanned. And then I think, little lunchbox at a red one. Yeah. That was awesome, man. Really problematic, because I don't even think, like, you know, Ray was talking about soda and coffee and water, like lunchbox with a red card, like he... All I could give was tap water. That's what I thought he was allowed to get. I couldn't even get into some of the restaurants. Like, they had a special, like, they have red times and blue times you can eat. If you have a black card, you can eat it anytime. Well, apparently I only had a red card, so I was getting denied entrance to restaurants. I was not allowed to drink anything, but tap water. It was, it's been awesome, man. It's been great.

16:17Whoever said this, I've been a great job of putting me on the bottom of the bottom. Why do you think that is? I had nothing to do with it. School of Steve had nothing to do with it. Why do you think you got a different card? I have no idea. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable that I couldn't even get a bottled water unless I wanted to pay $20 for it. Yeah. Like, it's like... It makes no sense. Like, I mean, no offense to Bobby. They gave you the premium package. You don't even drink. Like, why would you need the premium package? Why would they not give it to someone like me who's going to be drinking alcohol? Instead, I can have tap water. That's it. I couldn't even get into the raging idiot show because we had a red card. And it was blue card time, so I had to sneak past the people to get in and watch the raging idiots. I mean, I don't understand how this happens and why it happened. Honestly, it wasn't a bit. I don't either. I didn't know that was the case. I just wondered, screw me Steve, do you know why he got a different card? Because Ray, what card do you have?

17:18I got the black one. Of course. Yeah, all artists talent and their teams have the black cards because we have different dining and different access. It baffles me he had the red card, too. And I didn't even realize it either because my wife and I were sitting at the bar. We got bottles of water and he goes, I'll take a tap water. And I was like, you don't even get a bottled water. He's like, no, I can't. I got a red card. So they got switched out, but it's one of those things. I have a running list of things that we should definitely make sure for next year that are not happening this year. I got a bunch of questions about if I was seasick or not. And so I'll say that the first day I had mild to medium issues to where I was feeling nausea. When we got on the boat, I didn't feel it so bad because we were on the boat for what, five or six hours before the boat ever left. Would you say if it's accurate? Like we got on the town. Once the boat started going, I got a little bit of the nausea, like burpees. Day two, I was feeling 80% better. So I had it a bit.

18:18I never fully vomited when Eddie and I were doing our shows. I was feeling it a little bit. There were a couple of accidental like burps in the microphone or it was kind of a throw up. But it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, which is great for me for next year and I can actually stay longer next year that I don't have to worry about being like totally seasick. So it was a little nauseous at first. Adjusted well. I don't wear any of the stuff. I don't feel like the stuff works for me. I've tried it all into for scenarios, even riding in the car. I've tried the things behind the ear. I've tried the wristbands. I've tried the shockers. I've tried it all. But I was a generally relieved that I got a little better at it. What was crazy wasn't on day two we're pulling into the first port, which was Key West. You're basically pulling into a boat slip. But it's a massive boat slip because the boat, again, is the size of a city. I think shake's pretty hard, right? Did you guys feel it when we were coming in? Yes. It's like, so I think it hit me a little bit there. But then we had a good St. Jude breakfast with a bunch of listeners.

19:20It's pretty cool to meet a bunch of people that you see post and just how nice the listeners are. Amy, thoughts? Oh, yeah. No, we've met so many cool people. I can't, and that have listened for... Yeah, a long time. You know, 18, 20 years. And you feel like you can have a conversation because they're... They know so much. So then they're talking to you about certain things. And then they pause and they're like, oh my gosh, it feels weird that I know this about you. And I was like, well, actually it doesn't because we talk about it. So, like, don't feel weird bringing it up at all because if we've shared it with y'all, that obviously it's not weird that you know it. So, just had some good conversations and met people from all over the country. And... The world, Austria. Someone who's here from Austria. Oh, yeah, I met them too. From Australia. It was so nice. It was like a dad and a daughter, I think. From Australia. Unless it's a different couple you're talking about. No, I think it's the same one. Well, I just met the dad. I didn't meet the daughter. Oh, it's ours, probably the same. Yeah, the one couple from Australia. So, have you guys been keeping up

20:21with anything happening in the news? Or is it total just on cruise mode? Uh, let's see. I know terrible news. That's pretty much all I know is terrible news. That's kind of all the news exists anyway. So, tried to log off from that with my brain a little bit. But, I mean, people were definitely talking about it on the boat. And... What? Talking about Iran, what are you talking about? Yeah, well, Iran, Austin. Yeah, Austin. The shooting. So, you know, sometimes it would come up at dinner. And we're like, okay, let's just, let's, you know, compartmentalize that for a second and still enjoy this. There was a mom that, at my health and wellness talk, the last 15 minutes, I had an open mic for just Q&A or if you wanted to share something. And pertaining to my talk, which was, you know, more whimsy, less worry. And she was like, I'm trying to wait for the facts and not worry, but I guess her daughter is in the military and it's going to be deploying out in a month or something. So, she just doesn't know what's happening with Iran. So, her being on the boat and waking up to see

21:22that she's got a daughter in the military that's supposed to go somewhere. And now, she, the situation in Iran, she just was like, I'm not going to worry about this yet until I know the facts and the details of where she's going, but she's like, I woke up and instantly just started crying because I was worried for my daughter. So, she was sharing that this is a situation where she's going to wait to worry until she gets the facts. And so, that was really heavy. Like, she started crying and then I look around and everybody in the whole room is crying for her. And so, there, she was also like, I need to set that aside because I'm here to have a good time and I don't want to, this to ruin my trip. I did feel like being on the boat and being on the water did a light to separate from. Yeah. More than any other vacation. And possibly because, again, you're just out in the middle of the water and there's just so much going on that you can walk out and do something else that I did find it was a bit easier to separate while out there. I did a couple shows the first night and they were back to back shows. We did one at like six and we did one at eight thirty

22:23and I didn't realize people go so hard day one. It makes sense. It's first day of the cruise. And I guess as Amy told me before she went on stage, it hits you different on the water. Alcohol does because Amy had three drinks and something and she was kind of drunk. Well, I don't know if that's the case. Was that true? I don't know if it's the water. I was using that as an excuse. I think really it was, we'd been so busy. I hadn't really eaten much food. And also it was like straight vodka. I don't think it was the water, man. I think it was more so circumstantial with my body and my order. I will say though, it's kind of tricky though. If you've had a couple of beers or whatever and the boat moves, you're like, is that the beer or the boat? Yeah. It says you generally feel more intoxicated on a boat or cruise ship because environmental factors, constant motion, wind, noise, sun, accelerate dehydration of fatigue which intensifies the effects of alcohol. Okay. So we went out and then night one of the boat,

23:23it's such a weird place for me to be in whenever I'm getting irritated at people that are having fun, but they're running it for other people. And so that first show, there was a person who called people that just would not. You don't have to stay quiet, but just wouldn't be quiet for the quiet parts. And they would stand up and yell and other people are trying to enjoy the show because some of the show is comedy. Some of the show is music, and they just, they wouldn't stop. They wouldn't stop. They wouldn't stop everything. It was one, it was, hey, people trying to enjoy the show, then two, it was embrace them, bring them up on stage, try to make them very much a part of the show. So then maybe they can't, it's like taking my dog out and running him, so he'll just chill out. I tried to like run the listener, but even afterward she wouldn't chill out. Then we looked down there, Amy and then she was just gone at some point. We thought they threw her overboard. We don't know what happened. She was just gone. And never saw her again. Anybody see her on the boat after that? I did. She's real nice. Yeah, no, she was great. She was great. I just think people went so hard as soon as they got on the boat. Some of them were just a little drunk.

24:24And there were just a little, a little too rowdy for that environment. It was hilarious when she was walking back to her seat and she was like, you're, she almost fell off the stage and you said something about, oh my gosh, she's like, I'm not drunk. I was like, um. Show two was, we set the tone a little different. I kind of went out. I was like, all right. The audience for the first show was terrible. We're not going to be that bad. And they really weren't terrible. It's just a couple incidents, but show two was better. And I think they had more time to get drunk. But I think I did a better job too of just kind of restraining folks and just letting them know the rules of the show. That was fun. I didn't get to see Scott. Did you guys go to the Scotty show? Yeah. Hey, there was another situation with Scotty, which was funny because. How hilarious. Because he was talking about how he's on the boat for a few days and he misses his family and his, misses his wife. And then out of nowhere, some girl walks away. And then out of nowhere, some girl walks up. And everyone's like, yes, his wife is here. It's another drunk girl. And she just starts dancing on the stage.

25:25And they pull her off the stage too. And I'm thinking, oh, no, another one going overboard. Oh, she's going to jail. Scotty McRade, did you two shows that night? He did. Is it all carted? Lunchbox is going to go to the first show, but not the second type thing. Yep. Same thing. Red card, first show, blue card, second show. How was this show? I was good. I had never seen Scotty McRade perform. And it was good. It was hilarious to see the girl get up there and dance. And I don't know what, like I really don't know what happens to her. Like, does she really get kicked off the ship? No. Did she get put in jail? Or did they just put her back in the room? They told me they took her back to her room. I would imagine the girl on my show went back to her room. But I forgot they have those kind of jails on those boats, right? Yeah. Man, I wish we could have got a tour of that. We were walking through. I would have loved to have seen... Like a holding tank. I would have loved to have seen the prison, the drunk tank. That's why you guys should go try to get a tour of that or go down to the cap where the captain is like driving the boat.

26:25That'd be cool to see. That would be awesome. How many captains there are? I wonder how many captains there are. Are there three captains? Are there two? Are they working split 12 hour shifts? Anybody know? They told me that there was only one captain and they even told me his name. I don't remember his name. Kirk. He's a Kirk. Captain Kirk. That's our Trek. I think it's our own. We met him, Bobby. I think we first got to that holding area before you get on the boat back in Fort Lauderdale. Did you go down and see where he drives? No, he's actually up where Eddie was talking earlier about how they have people in binoculars. I think he's on the 16th deck or on the high part where he can see and he has the whole visual of what's in front and what's happening. For those that are listening to this on podcasts, I do understand they're chopping out a little bit. I'm just continuing to push there. So when you hear... That's not the phone. It's not the podcast. It's because they're connected and... Where are you guys right now? We're at the Acare Center. No, no, no. Where like here? Like the Hommas, baby. Nassau. We're at Nassau and we are in a kid's center.

27:25Yeah. Oh, you're doing the show from... Got it. On the 15th deck. Got it. What's the highest you guys have been on the boat? 15. Right here right now. Yeah, that's the highest you can go. This is high. Okay, let's see. What other stories do we have here? Let's go. Everybody give me their favorite story from the crew so far. Let's go to Eddie first. Eddie. Well, I just want to apologize to Scott and McCurrie. I kind of pulled a lunchbox the other day. He was... Yeah, you know my joke that I like... I see someone in a cowboy hat. I'm like, hey, look, it's Aldeen. Well, this time I did it with Scott and McCurrie because the guy looked like Scott and McCurrie. Turns out it was Scott and McCurrie. So you didn't say Aldeen. Oh, so you didn't say Aldeen. You said, look, it's Scott and McCurrie. No, I saw it. I'm like, hey, look, it's Scott and McCurrie. Everyone and it was really Scott and he was like, oh, hey guys. Oh, no. So we talked to him for a little bit and then a few listeners saw him. And I kind of blew his cover and I felt bad about that. Maybe he's wearing a cowboy hat on the boat, though. No, no, he wasn't. No, I was using the example. Like when I see a guy in a cowboy hat, I'll say, like, look, it's Aldeen.

28:25Or, oh, it's George Strait. But in this case, he was... He literally, like Eddie was like, did not think it was Scott and McCurrie. I think he was like, hey, look at everybody. It's Scott and McCurrie. And then Scott turns around and he's like, oh. It's all up. And then he says, hi to everybody. But yeah, then listener started. I mean, I think he was like literally trying to go to his room. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have another time too. We were doing a steak master class. And I guess he was hungry. He just wanted to get steak. And so we overtook the whole steak house or whatever. And he kind of went to his, like, I need a table for one, please. And they were like, I'm sorry. We're doing a class right now. And so I try to... It's Scottie. Like, come on, Scottie. Come on to the class. And it was like, take two. I embarrassed him again. He walked off. No. No. Amy, your best story? Uh, I am up, like... Well, I guess I'm up $400 now in Blackjack. You're up $400. Yes. So, yeah. A total, I have $500, but I put $100 in.

29:26So I'm up $400. Nice. And Blackjack is my new thing. And shout out to CJ and... No, no. C.T. and J. Those are my dealers. Do you only play when they deal? Well, they just happen to be the only tables I sat at. And they are awesome. Like, they would help me. They would tell me when to, you know... Hold on. Stop giving them credit. I was there coaching you. Stop. I've gotten to that part. No, if you're saying they're the ones. I'm the one that was making you money. Good. Yeah. I heard you had a bad run at the table, Slunchbox. I did? Yeah. Well, I didn't have a bad run at any table. Not with me, because honestly, he was coaching me. And we were on fire. The table was freaking out. Like, everybody at the table was screaming. And that's when I learned etiquette. Because I was all excited. And it was so fun to like freak out when you win. And... But I... So I... When the whole table would win, I was like, we'd scream. And then I would win. And I would scream. And that's when I learned when other people at the table lose.

30:26And you win, you'd be chill. You got to be chill. Yeah, everybody has to win. Right. So I learned that the hard way. So what happened with the cheating in the blackjack tournament then? Oh, well, so what happened is... They say that you're not allowed to coach people, whatever. It's all serious. But like, the energy was kind of low. And, you know, whoever had the mic was fine. But I grabbed the mic. And I started getting people hyped. I started talking. I started talking to the dealers. I started talking to the people playing. And, you know, they're like, oh my gosh. People are freaking out. It's like, they had a $25 bet. So they're not really going to win the tournament. Because you got to bet a lot of money. Because you got to get the most chips in seven hands. So when you're betting $25, you're not going to win. And someone's like, I don't know what to do. And I was like, man, I'm not allowed to coach you. But I'm going to just tell you that my son loves to play baseball. And he loves when he gets to hit. You know, and stuff like that. And like, four people out of the hundred people that were there went and complained and said there was cheating going on. And they got all their butt hurts. And it's like, God, people, it's for fun.

31:27If you win the tournament, though, do you win money? No. You win like prizes. Oh, well, good prizes. I don't even know what the prizes are. But that's what I'm saying. Those people that were, like, didn't know what they were betting $25. They had no chance to win the tournament. You got to bet big money to win the tournament. And so it was just for fun. These people were just there because they want to be part of the action and fun and play with Morgan and myself. And so the people getting upset, I'm like, get them off the boat. I'd rather kick those people off the boat and don't invite them back. What do you guys feel like the ratio of listeners is to people who just came out because of their country music part? 99% One. Really? Yeah. Because I never met anybody that didn't know the show. And I didn't know because you guys have been there longer if you have. I met one person last night. And I guess they were husband and a wife. So that's two people that sort of didn't know who we were. But had heard of us. But that's not why they came.

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36:35Find your purpose at Grand Canyon University, private Christian affordable. Visit gcu.edu slash my offer to see the scholarships you may qualify for. How was your whimsy talk? It went well. A little boy. Why is everybody laughing? Did you guys go too late? They put me in the I had to get whimsy with myself before I got on stage to not freak out because I thought I was going to be giving it talk maybe in the kids club where we are now or in a little classroom or something. But I was in the theater where the raging it where y'all played you know how big that's like the big theater that's where Scotty plays you know I mean it's it's packed. And I was like well this is not going to fill out as well as it did for y'all but people piled in and it was okay but a lot of empty seats. But that's okay because it was an 11 11 45 a.m. health and wellness talk on a booze cruise.

37:41But the people that showed up they were really really awesome and somebody did say but when I left they were like you need to take this on the road. And I was like okay. Did any of the show go to support you? Hey guys were you there. I was there at the end Morgan game shout out. Oh I didn't I didn't know what time it was. Yeah he didn't have the right card. Yeah I didn't have the right card to get in. Sorry it was blue card members only man. Yeah. How did the morning walks go? Good yeah I mean I'm shocked people get up and walk in the morning. And where would you walk? There's a on the 14 the top deck. Yeah the top deck there's a there's a walking track. Do you just walk the track? And walk and talk and talk and walk. I mean people get up they go to the like I got lost one night trying to go to my room because the the gym if you're you. I couldn't tell you know the maps are like you are here. Well those don't help me.

38:42So I ended up at the gym because it was on my floor and I was like shoot I need the other side of the boat. But at the gym and it was like 10 30 at night and there were people working out. Ready to jump and workout. I did the first day when we were in for Lauderdale but have not since I plan on doing that. Starting back here pretty soon next day or so. How's Bay doing she having a good time? Oh she's having a blast. Yeah and she I mean she's met so many listeners. I mean she almost thinks she's part of the show some of the time she was coming on stage. And I was like Bayes are you're honestly though not part of the show unless they tell you can come on stage. Amy give me your favorite moment video. My favorite moment Amy or I do already do Amy. Oh I did my blackjack is my favorite moment because I feel like it's unlocked a new level. I mean I've played before but this I don't know this is it's better here on the boat. Like the alcohol hits a little different. No not even that like it just was something was different. Maybe it was like the listeners all being there and it just made it fun like everybody freaking out and having fun.

39:44Every time there was a win I don't know I loved that energy. I've not experienced that before except for like maybe in Vegas every once in a while like when Bobby's like put it on red and then of course it goes on red and everybody freaks out. Like that energy you know I'm talking about. I'm familiar with winning energy it happens occasionally. Amy's quote to me was oh my gosh I love boat gambling better than Vegas because you win more on a boat. Yeah well I've never I've never won that much ever. In my life have I won this much money playing a game. Can I give you a little bit of advice? Don't play anymore. I already cashed in. I cashed out. Eddie did you play? A little bit dude what I love about this is the roulette was two dollars. A two dollar roulette is my style. Not this Vegas where like limit twenty dollars. Man you can say it a table for like hours. So I played roulette I probably want about 80 bucks cashed out. I'm done. Wait so everybody's winning? No I'm telling you it hits different on this boat. Oh my gosh I'm sorry that was felt loud.

40:44The my dealer we were winning so much that his boss came over and was thinking about like I don't know maybe. Ringing it. J fire. And I don't know maybe that's their stick like you know a little entertainment like the boss comes over and he's like. Oh too much winning going on over here you're about to have to go home. But I mean that's how much winning was happening like it was drawing attention. Eddie did we do your favorite moment yet? Well my favorite moment is just I mean it's hard to pick a favorite moment because this whole thing is awesome. Like I've never been on a cruise. My favorite thing about this is just looking out and like you're literally in the middle of nowhere. The nights are so peaceful. Like you hear the water you see the moonlight reflected on the water. What's crazy too is you think like oh man there's no one out here. There's boats all over the place. Cruise boats, fishing boats. Car the cargo ships like it's like a highway out here which is nuts that I don't know. To me the whole thing is just crazy that we're just in the middle of nowhere and I just love it.

41:44Lunch box every moment. Yeah maybe when we were on stage and Amy was giving a speech and saying you know this week is about saying yes. Yes and like have more fun and like you know you're worth nervous about doing something but say yes try it. And then Eddie decided to insinuate that I was trying to cheat on my wife on this boat and told the whole crowd. But say no when lunch box invites you to his room because he is married. Yeah it's called the joke. Yeah that was awkward. That's your favorite moment of the whole boat. Yeah because you looked like an idiot. I mean it was very weird. Yeah that's weird. Did you reply to that on stage? No. He said I forgot my wedding ring. So he played along with it. I mean I didn't want to kill the moment I'm just like. The moment of the joke. Of the cheating on my wife joke. Well I didn't want to make it awkward up there so I was just like I don't really understand why Eddie would say I'm going to cheat on my wife. That's a weird thing to introduce the boat to. I don't know it was a weird thing to put out in the end out there.

42:46But yeah that was interesting. Well then the question is did you? There was this one time. How stupid are we? No. He said no. I told him to say nothing. He never said anything. No I said how stupid are we? That's what I said. Exactly. So. Yeah but I cheated on my wife. I slept with three different women. Oh my. Wow. Zero to a hundred. Morgan, favorite moment. Oh well I also had some gambling luck. I went a thousand dollars all in at the blackjack table and I won. And that day I won two thousand. What? And the blackjack tournament. Wait real money? No. She doesn't get real money. If it's the house's money I'm going to play with the house's money. But you don't get that money so it doesn't matter. But I still won. No. Like it was still getting mad at her. No it's play money guys. She didn't win anything. I really thought she won two thousand dollars though. Okay.

43:46It was a cool moment though. Everybody was freaking out. Amy was talking about like people around the table freaking out. Because I just went with whatever the table won in and I did it. I went all in and I won two thousand and everybody freaked out. That's awesome. That's fun. And well Ian there was another fun moment too. When we were on stage and that we were doing the show Q&A and it was chaos. Everybody was talking and everybody was yelling at each other. And a listener brought up a straight vodka shot and I just took it. It was like three shots of vodka and one cup. Did you get it? Yeah. It was pretty impressive. Do you get why it's actually immediately regretted it? I did. I did regret it. Ray Mondo. A favor moment? Yeah. Definitely the listeners comments because we think that we're pretty open. I mean they say what is on their mind and it'll be an off hand comment to Eddie. Oh, you're not as chubby as we thought you were on the show. But for me personally it is amazing when they come up to me because it just confirms all along that I'm really not as short as you guys say that I am because I've had countless people say you're not even close to as short as they make it seem like you are.

44:46I'm like thank you. That's what I've been saying. All along. All we do is say the height that you are which is five six. I know. But in person apparently they think they think bays are super pretty, even prettier in non-picture and they think I'm super tall, even taller than I sound on the radio. So on the flip side they do think I'm very short. Everybody thinks I'm very, very small. Which we also give your height which is what? Which is what? Five one. Five and three fours of one. And yes. There you go. Scuba Steve, best moment. I would say the coolest thing for me being this like my first volleyball show experience outside of the studio with you guys is the listeners and how kind they are and they'll make you stuff and give you things. Like this guy Jesse made us these wooden pens and passed them out. Some guy named Hector who's a veteran of the Marines gave everyone challenge coins. And then a woman from Las Vegas carry made us all hats. But the problem was she gave the hats to Eddie and said to get it from him and he can't find the hats. I had them for one second then I lost them. I don't know where they are. Well I have the pens for everybody back at the studio.

45:48Like if you're not here I have your pen for you. Unlike Eddie who lost the hats. Eddie, how do you lose? That's pretty cool though. Big hats. It was a bag. It was just a bag. She said all the hats are in here and make sure everyone gets them. And it was right after our original new show. So I was like no problem. And I think I've had to pack my guitar. I don't know where the bag is. I lost it. Sorry guys. Is she know that? Yeah we told her. Yeah we told her. We actually told the whole ship. Yeah sorry. If anyone from the cruise is listening to this podcast from the boat, you can send me a DM. That would be fine. Because life is different on the boat. Like you're normal. You know every day things. They're not happening the same. You're sleeping different. You're out in the water. Your routines completely different. But yeah it's super fun. Looking forward to next year. Yeah go ahead. Bobby you'll love this story. So one of the workers is from South Africa. And he came up to me. He's like I listen all the time. And he was like I actually also just got into pickleball. I didn't know what that sport was.

46:48And I just played it for the first time in Florida. He was talking about the show and listening to it. He went to play pickleball. And now he's like going to be a pickleball player. Wow that's awesome. When he's off the ship. That's how we've inspired people. Pickleball. New pickleball players around the world. All right. I think that's pretty much it. We got to roll some voicemails. But I don't know if you guys can hear them. Hey. Can you play voicemail number one Kevin? Eddie you are a complete idiot. Can you guys hear that? Yeah. Kind of. Yeah Eddie's an idiot. Okay. Okay here we go. Hit it. Eddie you are a complete idiot. If you're really thinking that your children don't know what acting hands are. Like they they really do know what those means. And they probably swear and cut at school. And you don't have any clue. Anyways, love the show. Have a good day. Response Eddie. You know what makes me kind of like. I question myself a little bit. But then I'm also like guys. I think my kids are really good. Like and when you guys are like they know that stuff.

47:49I'm like I really don't think that they do. Oh my god. Like my oldest obviously he knows all those words. He watches movies. His friends say those words. But my 12 year old. I don't think he knows those acronyms. When you were 12 you knew the stuff. And I think they're even more aware than we were. Yeah. But did I. Eddie I don't think knowing it is like. You can still be good. Yeah you're not bad if you know it. Like you're like my kids are good. They don't know what WTF news they're good. I really because I'll say it. And I'll look for their reaction and they never react to it. And I'm like if that was me I would have been like. That's funny. They don't know what it means. But they never do that. Number two. I'm calling because I want to get ahead of something. My dad and well my parents are going on to cruise. And I'm realizing that my dad thinks that you all are going to know me. Because I talk about you all so much. So if you get into an awkward conversation with a very nice man from

48:50right in 10 Florida. That probably is my dad. And I apologize that he thinks that we know each other. I hope you all have a great time. Any run in guys? We talked to braided in Florida this morning at breakfast. Morgan and myself. Yeah. You think it's the same person? My dad really loves you guys. No way. Yes. Nice. All right. Good deal. Next one. I just heard Eddie talk about how he's going to kick his son out as soon as he graduate high school. I say negative. I don't think Eddie would do that. Eddie is a softly even though he tries to act like a hard guy. But he's a big softly and his kids always come first. He's a helicopter dad. And that doesn't just stop when your kid turns 18. Talk to you guys later. Eddie. Yeah. It's funny. Sometimes you know like I'll say stuff on the show and then on the drive home like what did I say that? I wouldn't do that. Like I think I really do want to be that parent that says like hey you got to go like you're 18. It's time for you to be responsible. Be independent. Let her rip.

49:50But I don't know. I think he might be right. I was thinking about that right after I said that. What I think about is when Eddie said some I don't know about a week ago that he was watching. I think the lose and it changes life for two days or something. Yeah. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? It didn't change. No man for two whole days. That was a bobsledded. Yeah. Whatever it was. Oh no it didn't. What was the new story? No he watched the Elizabeth smart documentary. He was like it ruined my weekend. Dude it did. Two days. This is great. Thinking about that one. Hey so this is not Tuesday Reviews Day but a couple things. I did watch just because I wanted to see the new scrubs to see how it felt. It's good. It feels like old scrubs. Yeah that's pretty good. Yeah. Like if you liked old scrubs I think you'll like this version of scrubs. So I just watched one episode to see. Because most of my scrubs watching came from watching on TBS when they would was in syndication and it showed a lot. So if you liked old scrubs you should watch new scrubs. I enjoyed it. I didn't watch more than one episode but I will if there's like I need to fill some time. They look the exact same as they did when they first aired.

50:52They do. So that was good and then we got through the first couple episodes of Paradise. I think they put out three on week one which is great on Hulu. It is a week to week show but I love they did a full dump. And I was getting mixed reviews because this season has been a bit different than last. I love it. Episode one was really good. I love it. Like what I don't like about some shows in this show can do that. This is not in any way spoiler. They can create space in storylines by going back in time. And this did that. It kind of created a new storyline because there's a lot happening. But I think Paradise I this show might be better than it was season one. So only through two episodes. But I love where that's going. I haven't finished anything. I don't think I finished anything. So my Tuesday reviews day will be minimal if that. But it did start a couple new things. What about on the boat? You guys, unless you had it like saved right on your phone, you're probably not watching new stuff. I don't even know how to turn on the TV.

51:52Do you have a TV card? I don't think you're allowed to. Yeah, I thought I was going to ask. We had any restrictions on television time. How come they will give you a black card now? No, I finally got one after like three days. But it was. I also found out recently that I think Amy is the only one that has drink package included. I think Bobby did too. Yeah, Bobby did. We haven't even drinks. That's what we do. That's what I'm saying. Why did we waste it? I did try to give my card to Eddie. And they were like, you can't because your picture's on it. Yeah, we don't look alike. But you know what I'm saying? Eddie, like the people that organize this, like when they see premium, there was no need to give Bobby premium. Yeah. Because they know he doesn't drink. So it's just wasted. And then the first night they told me, hey dude, I think you're included. So I started ordering drinks in my card. It went straight to my room. I got charged for all the things. I think they gave me premium. Because I could go into any room, even at dinner at different times. Like it wasn't red blur any show. If I wanted to get in there, weren't going to hassle me for that. It wasn't about the drinks. No, it's like literally the premium part is about the drinks.

52:55Like that's literally like your black card would have gotten you anywhere. But then there's this tiny little section of the card that says like premium. And that's literally for unlimited alcohol. You guys don't have black cards? They have black cards. But they don't have the premium written on it. Just you and Amy. And I have tap water. This is the thing for next year. Absolutely. I feel like everybody, whatever it is, I don't care. Don't give me the premium. I just want everybody to be equal. Because it's so dramatic and awkward that I don't, I just want to be equal. You know, I don't back that. I don't mind being elevated. So yeah, I don't know. I like it that you guys are equal. But I don't mind having a nicer room. Well, that's fine. You deserve that. That's fine. I'm just saying like even with the card, I mean, I'll take the bigger room. But the card, I just wanted to be equal. And that's why I was trying to help people out by giving them my card. And then I learned the photo thing.

53:56It's just funny because it just keeps getting worse for lunch box. Like it was, it all started with the room, right? I have a, whatever. And then it went to, his room wasn't ready till four. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not only was my room not ready till four. Like I show up and there's no, my room's not ready. Okay, cool. So we go walk around the ship, do all this stuff. Four o'clock, I go back in my room. They still never put a room key out there. Like there's not even a room key. Like everybody's room key is right there on their little, whether room number is not mine. They never put a dang room key out. So I had to go back four, ten stories up. Find the front desk, wait in line and get a key. And then go back to my room where everybody else on the ship, every single person had a room key waiting for them on their room door. Not me, no chance. So I'm there. And then we try to go eat dinner and it says black cards only. And they won't let me in the special section where they're trying to eat. And I'm like, I'm part of them. They're like, sorry, you have a red card.

54:56And Ray and them, they laughed for ten minutes when they found out I had a red for you. Yeah, he couldn't get in without us. He had to have us to get him in. From my knowledge, this is in no way a bit. I thought it was a prank. I thought for sure you guys sat down, had a meeting and said, we're just going to do everything possible to piss lunchbox off. And then one of the whole bottle water situation. That's just the cherry on top that he can only. Like tap water. Literally, I was sitting at a bar with Scoob and his wife. And I ordered a water and they go, why are you not getting bottled water? I'm not allowed to. From my knowledge, lunchbox, I know nothing about this. I was not a part of this. This is not a, what was that show on MTV boiling point? Or you watch them? Oh, boiling points or punks. One of the two. Which everyone you want. Yeah, no, this was not me at all. I'm sorry that's happened. And like when Scooba was like, I mean, he was laughing so hard. The fact that I was drinking tap water. It was like warm tap water. It's not cold. It's not, I mean, it is warm.

55:57And yeah, but it's fine. Hit me with another voicemail, Kevin. I was at the Rascal Flash concert last night. The show was amazing. The openers were great. Everything was great. Except the people who were sitting behind us were kind of a buzzkill. I was constantly told to sit down, be quiet. And we chose to respect the wishes of those behind us. Like in me, we fear retaliation. But it really put a damper on the whole show. So I was just curious what your thoughts were and what wrappers indoor concert etiquette was for future reference. Thanks. Yeah, that's wild. On a music show like that when music's playing. First of all, I'm a big believer in Read the Room. However, at a concert, you have the right. You have your own autonomy to get up and sing. You should. Unless it's, they're playing God Bless the Broken Road and everybody's sitting down and you're standing up yelling the song. Again, it's a Read the Room type thing. But at ball games or at concerts,

56:58like if they're playing music, you're allowed to stand up and sing. So unless I've been in situations two where there have been people behind me that are in like wheelchairs. And again, that's one where it's like, you know what, I'm not going to stand up that much because I don't want to bought their show because they're not able to stand up. And that's a Read the Room moment. But for the most part, it just sounds like you got some, you know, bad apples behind you. And I think I'd probably stayed standing up and just annoyed them for the sake of it. So that's what I would say, but it's very much a Read the Room. And if you're the only people that's being told, let me say this again, if you're the only one standing up and singing and being loud and you look around, nobody else is, you're not reading the room properly. If everybody's up standing up and you are two and the people behind you are like, sit down, then they suck. So that's my answer there, Amy. Yeah, I definitely read the room. But yeah, certain songs, probably not. But the fun ones, like, if your life is a highway, I'm up.

57:58Give me another one. I'm dancing. Hey, just had a question, wanted to get some advice. I have an 11-year-old daughter who tends to lie, looks forward to hearing back. Thanks, bye. All right, you guys with kids. She has an 11-year-old daughter that lies. Eddie, you want to go first? Yeah, man. That's hard. That's a hardened break, because some kids just lie. You know, they just lie. I don't know why. We have rules. Like, obviously, every time they lie, we kind of... It's more if I spend a lot of time to be like, all right, now's your chance to tell the truth. And if you tell your truth now, you won't get in trouble. Or you'll only be in your room for this many minutes or whatever. But it's just a hard one. And I feel like we get better with some of my kids that lie. But it's just a process. Sometimes that does work when I tell them, like, all right, and then here's your chance to tell the truth. And they say, no, I'm telling the truth. I'm telling the truth.

58:58Then eventually, after the third time, they're like, all right, I'm lying. So it's just a process. I think they'll get over it. Amy, what do you think? I mean, it's tricky. We don't know a lot of the other details of your kid. But I think that I try to think of what's going on. Like, where do they not feel safe? And lying, especially like that, compulsively at that age, it's some sort of a, in my opinion, my experience. Like, they're in survival mode for something. Like, they're doing it to have control or to protect themselves. Or they have fear that if they say this. So when we've had circumstances like that, just trying to create a safe environment, open communication, let's all talk, have a small wins, where maybe if you get it out of them and just have that connection in one-on-one, and it's very difficult if they're doing it a lot at that age, because you've got to, I would nip it, try to nip it. But that's more like, I don't know. I'm not a parenting expert, but obviously.

59:59But with my kids, one in particular, there was some issues. But I know her past, when I'm just submitting it to my daughter, but I know her past, and really, when we got to the root of what it was about, it was about her, so it was part of her survival mode. It's what she did to maneuver her way in the world, where she felt safest, she felt safest lying, so we had to undo some of that. And it's worked, but our techniques might be different than what your child needs. All right, one more voice now, hit it. I'm curious as to where you get the bonehead story of the day from, because every day when it comes on, I say somewhere in Florida, and 90% of the time I'm right. So I'm just curious where the stories come from. Thank you. Have a great day. Love the show. They just come from different news outlets. You just look online, and you look at Reddit has a thread of news at the stupid that you look at, and they have a lot of those posts.

1:00:59And I guess just a lot of dumb people live in Florida. Or there's a lot of drinking in Florida and the sun, so they do dumb things. I don't know, but Florida is a great hot spot for idiots. All right, thank you. Thank you for the voicemail. Leave us one anytime. 877-77 Bobby. Would you recommend that people come on the cruise next year? If so, why? Let's go around the room, Amy. Yes, 100%. It's so fun. I mean, I'm just like, I can't wait. I'm having way more fun than I thought I was going to. So, all the reasons why are you in all the ocean? Yeah. Okay. No, I'm just like, I just wondered what you had to say. Yes. I would, yes, next year, yes. Eddie? Oh, for sure. Yes. I'm telling you, like, I've never thought of going on a cruise. It's never crossed my mind. But to see everyone have so much fun with all the different events from karaoke to watching, like, great music every night.

1:02:01From, like, the food is pretty good. Like, you think about, like, cruise food? I didn't know what to expect. It's pretty good. And so, and then not to mention all the spots that you go on, like, Key West was unbelievable. Bahamas looks amazing. So, yeah, I would say, yes, come on the cruise if you can. Is the urban show today? Yes. I have a night. There were sound check in this morning. 9.30 p.m. Wow. It's pretty late. Yeah. Well, they don't leave this port until 2 a.m. That's like a tour bus. Yeah, basically. Lunch box, would you recommend people come on the cruise? Yeah, as long as you're the one organizing it, and you don't have people in your company doing it for you, that have it out for you, then, yes, I'd say come on the cruise. I mean, what a chance to hang out with us and do some amazing things. And there's 24-7 action. If you want action, you want, like, always something to do. Oh, my gosh. There's always something to do. People are up all night, and then they're up at the crack of dawn ready to hit it the next day.

1:03:01It's absolutely a blow. Did you know there's a basketball court? There it is. I was hooping the first day. I did not know there was a basketball court. There's a putting green up here. Like, there's cornhole. There's everything. It's awesome. Oh, man, I missed out on the basketball court. All right, I'm making note there. So, Scooby, if they want to sign up for next year, it's just topshelfcountrycruis.com, right? Yes, yeah. And if you're on the cruise ship right now, they have a space. I believe on deck four, where you can sign up now, and they'll give you, like, some incentives like a hat or a t-shirt or something. Yeah, I've seen people with hats. They've already, they're 20-27 hats. Yeah, they look at my hat. And I'm like, yeah, you got a new hat. And then they point to the sign that says 27. And I'm like, OK, that means we've signed up for next year. And I was like, all right, you can room next to Amy, probably. Unless you leave your wedding or you're going home again, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then you can sleep in my room, I mean. It's a bad joke. Ray Moon, though, you weren't coming. And I was like, hey, we need ready to come. So we have a big shift.

1:04:01But now you're pretty much mayor of the boat. So next year, you want to come back? Yeah, unofficial mayor of the boat. But it is a blast. I'm enjoying it. From a listener standpoint, you're not going to get closer to anybody from the show. I mean, there's been kisses. There's been hugs. Oh, my goodness. And that's, is that left box? Is that in this room? One lady, was it you that got kissed? I got kissed. Oh, I did too. Yeah. There are some of these ladies that go in for the cheek kiss. You're like, what? But we don't know you. And then I met a nice, a nice older lady. And she did get a little handsy. And I said, you paid for it. So let's enjoy it. Amy, there, I did. Well, in this part of the podcast with this, there's a conspiracy theory online about you. I just want to see if it is true or not. Amy and I have played this game where we put a celebrity on her heads on my Instagram account. It's Mr. Bobby Bones. And Amy's two zero. Like, not even close to suck at this game, apparently. But people are speculating you're seeing the answers of my glasses. Not possible. But that's not, I saw people putting that in. I'm like, what? First of all, it never occurred to me that I could try that trick

1:05:01to look and see. But I do, we'll have to put it, like, let's try it out. Like, next time we're together, I want to see if I can see something through the reflection of your glasses. Because that's not happening. Sure, defensive. Sure, defensive. Wait, wait. I don't feel defensive. Did Eddie start this rumor? No. No. I never thought about it. But then listeners are like, I think she sees it in his glasses. So obviously that's the only way I could win. I didn't say that. That sarcasm. Oh, got it. Thanks, guys. I'll put up a new one, I think, today over at Mr. Bobby Bones. Okay, that's it. You guys back at it. Got to talk to everybody and have fun. Be safe. Don't drink too much, Ray. Lunchbox. Hope you get the good card. And then I'll get some water today, man. It's awesome. You guys enjoy your premium pass. Oh, Bobby, you don't use that. That's right. That's weird. Yeah. Maybe they gave it to me knowing I wouldn't use it. I know, but that's so stupid.

1:06:02Like, do you know how weird it is that Amy can order a drink? And then we can't order a drink? Like, it's very weird. It's nonsense. I'd like to second that. Well, you also have a bigger room to Amy, so it makes sense. Okay. I know. Are you able to give your room? 2027 will work on being equal. No, you just want them to lift it with you. Would you go down a notch to be with them? What? Yeah. It's a void. Come on in. It is hard to say. I just said a little bit ago to avoid the common awkwardness. Yes, I would. You would go down a notch. Not that they get lifted up a notch. You would go down a notch. You're saying it right now. I like my room. But I would like for however we drink to or could access to things. I want access to be the same because it does feel weird when you're all hanging out. And we have to pay $25 or $20 or whatever to get a drink and something to eat in Amy's. Oh, it's free. Free. That doesn't make sense. All right. You guys have fun.

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