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Mikey Day's Scarlett Johansson Tattoo Roast

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Mikey Days hilarious cut-for-time bit on SNLs Weekend Update features him dating Chloe Finemans character, whos always freezing. He comically peels off layers and reveals a Scarlett Johansson tattoo, causing laughter and chaos. Colin Jost and Michael Che join in, with Jost mocking his wifes face on Days chest and Che joking about Scarlett Johansson as a wife-carrying champion. The segment ends with Jost humorously adjusting Zoe Saldañas box office record to include his own movies.

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Mikey Day's Scarlett Johansson Tattoo Roast

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Entertainment & Celebrity News Today | 2 Min News | The Daily News Now!Mikey Day's Scarlett Johansson Tattoo Roast. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

It's April 7th. This is Entertainment and celebrity news. Today AI powered stories from the spotlight. Mikey Day dropped the wild cut for time bit on Saturday night lives weekend update, playing a dude dating Chloe Feynman's character, this girlfriend, who's always freezing. They joined Colin Jo's to Michael Che at the desk talking dating apps, but she starts shivering non-stop so Day starts peeling off his layers jacket. Hoodie, to keep her warm, things escalate quick when she's still cold. Joking it's like being in titanic water. Day rips open his shirt, revealing a massive tattoo of Scarlett Johansson right on his chest. He looks at Jo's dead pants, it's awkward having his wife's face inked there, says he got it before they married and he's just a fan. Jo's loses it, collapsing on the desk and laughter, while Day keeps going, handing over the shirt, but yelling he's driven nuts by her constant chill. He fake breaks up, whining she's too pretty to let go. The crowd and crew are cracking up at the absurdity.

Then Che chimes in with a wife carrying contest winner from Finland, but jokes the husband, carrying champ is Scarlett Johansson breaking everyone up. Jo's pretends outrage, quips they both bring home food, just different kinds. Rapping the scar Jo roast, Jo's notes Zoe Soudania, topping her as highest grossing actress at $15.4 billion box office. But he tweaks the graph including his own movies, dropping her to $15.1 billion pure comedy gold that had him staring in shock.

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