Max & Daria: He Liked Every Photo… Even the Broken Blender 😬

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3:03But first, Max, how long has it been since you talked to Daria? It's been eight days. Eight days, okay? It's counting. You said that so solemnly. Have you reached out to her? Yeah, no, I've tried to text her, but I haven't heard anything back. Okay, well, tell us about your dates so we can hear about this connection. Yeah, so we went to this pottery class, which was cool. Yeah, normally it's not like the typical drinks and amps thing. But she seemed cool and I wanted to go big or go home for her, you know. And honestly, she was super into it. And she was good too. Pottery? She made this. Yeah, yeah. That's a steal. We got there. I was shocked because she made this beautiful bowl. That looks like it belongs in a museum. And meanwhile, I've never done it before. So mine just looks like a squash muffin. Okay. Cute. You know, she left it that too.

4:05But it was fun. I think we were really connecting. We had blind. We were kind of, we got clay. We kind of had a little clay fight. So we got clay all over each other. And it just seemed like really playful and fun. We ended up getting lead nice food after. And, you know, after that, we ended up back in my place. So I, you know, I think everything went great according to my perspective. I mean, it sounds like it. Sorry, your place. You didn't just like play checkers. Or did you? You call it checkers. Okay. Either way, it wasn't just a friendly hug goodbye. Okay. Got it. Did you guys make a plan to see each other again? I, yeah, we, we both expressed that, you know, something that we were into and looked, you know, wanted to do again. So, you know, we didn't make any specific plans, but she was definitely into the date. And I absolutely want to make more plans.

5:06So yeah, I just don't know what happened. Is there anything that you can think of that may have been an issue? Well, I have, yeah, I've been thinking about it and trying to figure out what could have happened. I mean, honestly, I was at one point. I said, I don't like avocados. And she was really passionate about guac. So, like, we're not, like, deeply invested in guacamole. Okay. So I'm wondering if that is a thing, you know, she might not have been into that. Or you know, at one point during the date, we, we got tacos. And I did drop my taco on the grounds. And I called it five second rule, but I, I still ate it. I don't think it was the avocado thing. I think you're safe there. No, okay. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it's that honestly, the last thing I could think of possibly was, I told her that I'm emotionally available, but I texted that to her the next day.

6:07And up until that, you know, we'd been kind of texting through the date. And then she stayed over at my place. And the next day I tried to start it again, but, you know, nothing. If you had to call it and say one thing, what would you think it would be? Whoa. I mean, it could have been the taco thing. I just don't know. Like, I, you know, might have waited it out that I said I was emotionally available. Like, maybe I was rushing or something. Max is on the phone. He's getting ghosted by Daria. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. And maybe get him a second date. If he wants one still, but first before we call her, Max, why don't you break down your situation again first real quick? Yeah. So Daria and I went to this pottery class for our first date. We ended up getting some late-night food. Ended up back at my place. Had a great time. She stayed the night and I haven't heard from her since. I thought maybe it could be because I dropped my taco and still ate it during the date. Or because I texted her that I was emotionally available next day and it weirdes her out.

7:10I'm not sure. Well, she did kiss you after you dropped the taco and eat it. She has a good point. All right. Let's see if we can help you out. You ready for us to call her? Yes. Thank you. All right. Here we go. Hi. Hi, I speak to Daria, please. This is her. Hey, Daria. How are you? This is a radio show. It's called the Jewel Show. Hi, Daria. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And I'm Jewel. How are you? Um. Okay. Hi. Hi. What's up? Have you ever listened to the Jewel Show before? I have. Oh, dope. Okay. Well, guess what, Daria? I always thought these calls were fake. No. Nope. Nope. Yeah. Somebody emailed us about you. Apparently you went on a date with somebody. This is the first day of follow up. You know, the segment that we do that if you go on a date with someone and you end up ghosting

8:13them that person can ask us to get you on the phone and find out why you're ghosting them. People actually do. They actually call it. Yeah. Because getting ghosted sucks, Daria. And you're one of them. Oh, Matt. You have any idea who would emails about you? I'm assuming it's Max, right? Oh, yes. It is Max. Can you tell us why you're ghosting him? Um. Okay. So he literally liked every single photo I've ever posted. Every single one of them. I woke up. I had like a million new notifications from one guy. I just said that in 2017 that was popping up because then. That's the sole reason. I mean, I posted a picture of a broken blender in 2018 and he hearted it. Who hearts a broken blender? Why didn't I even post it? It just felt like. I don't know. I felt like he was like virtually licking my timeline. I don't even remember the photos that are there.

9:15Um. And it's not even like he just like so like he literally like he kind of studied on the feels like he commented on three different ones. I had fire emojis that I had a comment that said this era and baby Daria. Like really? I've met the guy once and he commented on a picture of me like. A picture of me as a baby. An actual. A little bit flattered. I mean, flattered. I'd be flattered if it was like, you know, a photo or two recently. But like through the whole entire history of me. Yeah. It's a little scary. All right. Well, Daria, thank you for telling us. And you probably already know this though. But Max is on the phone. He's been listening this whole time and wants to talk to you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're on the other line. I got it. Okay. Yeah. Hi. Hi, Daria.

10:15That's why you ghosted me. You ghosted me because I liked your post. Dude, you time traveled through my entire Instagram. It gave me literal chills. I just, you posted those. I was just trying to appreciate you and full story journey. You know, it was meant to be a compliment. It's like you were an FBI agent. I did a deep dive into my life. Like, how about just a good look on your midterm instead of a history of Daria? Maybe I got like a little carried away, but it was honestly meant to be just positive. I was enjoying getting to know you through your post. And I thought you were so interesting. And I just wanted to support your history. Dude, you supported it to death. Yeah. I think it's just, I really like you, Daria. And I was having so much fun getting to know you. I had a great time doing powder with you and after. Max, stop. I'm mad at you. You weren't getting to know me. You were creating stories in your head based off of what I posted.

11:15No, that's not true. I honestly think that you're super witty, beautiful. And I'm sorry if I took it too far with those. And also, I hearted that blender that broke because I actually have the same blender that broke as well. Oh, look at that. Max, Max, you are trying to relate to me. You're literally creating a scenario in your head. You're trying to relate to me. Like, you just need to chill out. No, I really have that blender. I do take pictures of it, but I actually, I actually had it. I guess that's another reason why you think we're meant to be. I mean, I can, I can dial it back. I promise. I can, unlike that baby photo of you, you know. Listen, I'm not saying that we're meant to be. I just, I honestly just think you're dope. And I really, I really like you. And I still like you. And, you know, I just want to get to know you. You don't think you got to know me by scrolling through a lifetime of Instagram post.

12:15Daria, would you like to go on another date with Max? We'll pay for it. I don't know. I mean, I, I do like when someone's into me, but I don't want to feel like I'm being digitally followed home. Listen, I promise I can dial it back. I know I came on too strong, but, you know, just, just give me one more chance. Um, I mean, are you going to find my mom and start DMing her and stuff like that? I'll be honest, I found Pam's profile, but she's fine. Look, he didn't message Pam. Oh, my God. He held back from messaging Pam. Daria, that is self-control. Why do you know her name? You can't request. Oh, my God. Oh, I won't, I promise. What do you think, Daria? One more chance. He sounds legit to me. Me too. I would love that. I did have a good time. And you do this little cute thing with your pinky. I don't know. Just don't like me so much yet. Oh, right away. I promise to be into you, but not, but not that into you.

13:17There you go, Daria. So you'll do it. Yeah. If he, if he, if he, he's chilled out a little bit. Sweet. Congratulations, Max. You got another day. Oh, yeah. Cool. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not that excited about it, but yeah. There you go. That's a little less stressful for me. This is Julian Edelman from Games with Names. I want to take a second to talk about something that's personal to me. I've had the privilege of working closely with Robert Kraft for a long time. And one thing I've always respected is how seriously he takes up standing up to hate. As a Jewish athlete, my identity is something I am proud of. But I also know what it feels like to be singled out for it. That's why this new commercial for the Blue Square Alliance against hate that aired during the big game really hit home. It's about showing up for someone when they're targeted, even if you don't have the perfect words. And sometimes standing next to someone is enough.

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