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Ha Hack β Makeover From Wednesday Addams to Mermaid. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
College football is back. So, Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oh, that smells lucky. Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching bandwick up call it 555 and 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day. Another beauty contest? I'm down. Nice! Welcome to my experiment, guys. It won't hurt a bit. I'm so gonna win this contest. Here goes nothing. Ooh! What? I don't think so. It was trippy. I'll do the old-fashioned way. Makeover style. Let's do this. What's inside of this thing? Bingo.
Let's see what we get. Hold nice and still fishy. What's in here? Wasn't expecting that. Hey, I think I found something. A heart almost as dark as mine. Here's hoping. Call us footballers back. So Hilton called and meet the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Ooh, that smells lucky. Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching bandwink up call it 555 and 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day. Good things come in force, like ukulele strings, boy band members, and PayPal paying for. No fees, no interest, no impact on your credit score. Just the flexibility to pay the way that works for you. Stromm it, hum it, pay it in four.
Download the PayPal app to get started. Subject to approval. Learn more at PayPal.com-payin-four. Paypalling, NMLS 910457. Huh? Oh! Oh no, not like that. What? Nope, not for me. I'm doing this the old-fashioned way. And makeover. Let's see what we have here. A Wednesday. Try the song for socks. Yeah. What happened? It made me break out. Let's clean these things up. This one's gnarly. Gotcha. I got a lot to go. Yikes. Pretty nasty. Now for the grand finale. Who is that sucker? This one runs deep. It's like a never-ending flowing people river. Finally, no more people's fabulous.
I'm the shower. Nice, but I still need some work. I'm scared to look at myself, but I have to. Oh no, that's bad. But I can fix this. A little contouring goes a long way. And this method is short to work. I can see everything this way. Now all I need is a real face. Mine. Let's go. Ooh. Bring on the blend. You up for the challenge? Gotta love a good sponge. Thank you. Hey, blend me next. What's next? Wait. I forgot about eyeshadow. I'm not used to all that color, but I still need a little bit of help. And the answer is in my stockings. Time for some scales. You ready? Here we go. And no, I'm not robbing a bank.
I'm murmuring it up, baby. Hmm. So bright. Hey, thing. What? Need a hand? You could say that. Do your thing. Glitter always is the way to go, especially when it comes to murmuring. College football is back. So Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oh, that smells lucky. Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching bandwick up call it 555 and 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day. Good things come in force. Like ukulele strings, boy band members. Oh, yeah. And PayPal payin' for. No fees, no interest, no impact on your credit score. Just the flexibility to pay the way that works for you.
Strum it, hum it, pay it in for. Download the PayPal app to get started. Subject to approval. Learn more at paypal.com slash payin' for. Paypal ink, NMLS 910457. It's... Hey, watch the eyes. There, let's check it out. Very nice. What? Huh, huh, huh. It's all that litter. Now it's nice. Whoa. I feel so pretty now. Like my fit. Next, me want a bust of move. Ready? Take a picture. It'll last longer. Huh, huh, huh. Now what? These things are atrocious. See? Definitely not mermaid-like. These cuticles need a soak. So nice. Ta-da! Wow. Next step? Some shaping. These cloths good cut eyes. Make them softer on the edges. Come on. These claws are strong. Oh, there. What have I done? Thank goodness. Now for the polish. Who needs a salon?
I have a nail with. Just a little messy. Nothing a little water can fix. I'm more like a mermaid already. Well, these eyes close anymore. So pretty. So far so good. What do you think? You're a little bit more like a mermaid. I'm just a little messy. Nothing a little water can fix. I'm more like a mermaid already. So far so good. What's next? What? Lips? That's right. These things are total bored. Bigger is always better. Time for a little plump. Let's start the party. Go! Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Let's go! Did it work? My soda. What a help. Thanks. Hope you like purple lipstick. This trick always works like a charm. Breath check. Come here baby.
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh! That was great. Very nice. Don't you think? My allergies are kicking today. Oops. My bad. Aaaaahhhhhh! That was all in my nose. It's pretty impressive actually. But also rose. Wait a second. Looks like a new hair accessory to me. A little sticky though. Aaaaahhhhhh! At least a little safe foot. So what do you think? Nice right? Woohoo! Nothing like letting your hair down. Just like a mermaid. Hey, no one's watching right? It's like a little wand. Evercadabra. Sweet. How about something bigger? Now we're talking. Aaaaahhh! Wait. I can use this. Come here. I'm just kidding.
It's the same size as my ear. Which means it's jewelry time. Just needs a little assembly. Don't judge it yet. I still have some work to do. Easy. Yes, I need a perfect comb. Voila. Now for the next step. Burles from deep in the ocean. Only feet for a mermaid queen. Just look at how fabulous this is. Nice. Fink like a glove. Don't worry. I made two. Now boring ears here. Hey, what's that? Got it. Uuuh! But now my hair is plain. I know. Not in some online shopping can't fix. Mingo. Miss? Well already. So fast. Hello. Oh, sorry. Will this be enough? No fetch.
And these for a good luck. Spider! Oops, my bad. Let's check this out. Well, it's incredible. I've never had real pearls before. So gorgeous. This really is next level. So fab. What? A glass? I don't remember buying this. Whatever. Don't need it. That was a little dramatic. But I can actually use it now. So sparkly. The perfect focal point. Cos football is back. So Hilton called me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oh, that smells lucky. Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching bandwink up call it 555 and 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day,
it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day. But why stop there? Talk about a heavy accident. Well, now it's perfect. Oh, I have to do everything around here. Next up, you clothes. Hmm. But Maram, it's so light black. I'm coming as fast as I can. Awesome. Thank you. Now for a little experimenting. Hold on to your heads. It's about to get popping. So reach. Just a little more. Oh yeah. Now for my favorite ingredient, the Evil Elixir. Here comes the real magic. What a lovely black color. Makes me feel all tingling inside. Okay. Some black lace. Enjoy your swim. Let's mix this bad boy up. Yes.
What? There went differently than expected. More fabulous, actually. So, how do I look? Because I feel fantastic. But what would the green goo? This isn't good. Oh, I need to take a shower. Wait a second. I can take this up a notch. Who likes the boring sponge anyway? I wanted to have skills just like me. That way I can use it to my advantage. Ready to see some magic? Let's get some skills. Stamp me up. And that's how it's done. So cool. I look like a creature of this sea now. What about you, think? What? No skills for me? Don't be a body pooper. I don't get paid enough for this.
Last but not least, a tail. Let's see what are we working with. Well, that won't do. Dane. I'm on it. Here you go. It's not quite ready. Wear it. Another task. Fine. Getting I just dropped a giant soda. There you go. Enjoy. Great. Thanks. Much better. Now to get rid of all this hair. Okay. Three, two, one, and rip. It burns. Wow. But look. Smooth as butter. Hey, beauty Spain. I'm making a wig out of this thing. Now let's see what's next. Very interesting. Still got some work to do. Challenge accepted. I've got to feel this thing with these handshills.
A fish. Seaweed. So many shells. And I'm ready to go. Shake it up. Very nice. And we go. Wish me luck. I hope this thing fits. I say it looks pretty good. And now I'm ready for the contest. Oh boy. I think this is it. But what's that smell? No way. My gorgeous fins. They're covered in filth. I'm not fit for this underwater life. Unless I just do it a little light cleaning. But I need sods. That's much better. I need lots of them for this mask. Very nice. Thank you. Now we have some work to do. That's great. Very big one. I don't want you near me. I have to be a clean, gorgeous mermaid.
Things are looking much better now. No big deal. Now I'm ready. Hi there. You like what you see? What a peculiar mermaid. I don't get it. What's wrong? You know what? We are looking for downstairs. What? You've got to be kidding me. Was it something I said? What's happening? Whenever fall comes back around, it always feels like a fresh start. This year I've been layering in some styles from the new Lou Leman fall drop. Because the weather is shifting and I find I have to be ready for the entire day and not just one part of it. Lou Leman's fall line has some really versatile transitional pieces. So I can just wake up, throw on a matching set, add a jacket or a fleece and head out, knowing that I'll feel comfortable enough to go wherever the day takes me. Check out the new fall arrivals in store and online now at louuleman.com.
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