Listener Mocks Up the Perfect Team Tattoo

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4:07I have to confess though, I cheated a little bit. I called my dear friend ChatGPT for help. Yes. Okay, that's all right. So the drawing, Ronnie, can people see this? How can we post it? Yes, I'll post this. It's actually very cute. Okay, so she designed this. What is it? It's an Oak Tree. The infinity symbol. It's an evil eye and our initials, right? It's everything that you guys were asking for. It's great. So the roots of the Oak Tree turn into the infinity symbol. Yes. We'll be rooted in whatever forever, together forever. Yes. And then the eye is watching out for evil for us. Yes. And then those are our initials inside the roots. It's going viral. It's all going viral. Thank you very much. Thank you, Heather. We appreciate you, Heather. We will let you know once we've set our appointment to go one night to the sunset strip, maybe put this on our body.

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