Late Night Hosts Roast Trump, Pope, and RFK Jr.

0:00On April 17th, late-night hosts like Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel went hard on Donald Trump's beef with the Pope over just war doctrine tied to. On-going conflicts. Trump and his crew pushed back after the Pope criticized mixing religion with military moves and how Speaker Mike Johnson claimed the Pope got. Catholic teaching wrong, Colbert broke it down smooth, saying, just war only kicks off in self-defense after peace talks flop, not just because. Speaker roasted the idea of MAGA schooling the Pope on theology, comparing it to lecturing a bear on where to poop. Then the Pope dropped a fiery social media post slamming folks who twists faith for power grabs, calling it dragging the sacred into darkness. Colbert hid back with, damn, the Pope just read them for filth. Kimmel jumped on Trump's plan for a massive triumphal arch in DC, modeled after Paris's arch to triumph, but engraved with names of fallen. Heroes, except this one's for a draft Dodger. He mocked Trump, claiming credit for a ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon as his 10th

1:04war ended, doubting he could name for. The last kept coming with fresh dirt from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s biography. Like him harvesting a raccoon penis from Roadkill back in the 80s to study later, Kim equipped every dad did that, tying it to their original Zootopia ending. RFK also caught heat for saying every black kid in America gets dosed with Adderall, anti-depressants and binzels to spark violence, and they all need. Reparenting, hosts use these bits to spotlight the wild policy vibes circling Trump world right now.