About this episode
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle.
Des spirals in the middle of the night realizing she has absolutely zero survival skills if anything major ever went down in this country. No plans. No skills. Just vibes. We briefly consider moonshining as a backup career because honestly it feels achievable 🍑🥃
Cort brings up the two minute rule and feels personally attacked by it. Still plans to implement it while remaining deeply offended.
We chat about Des’s upcoming trip to Hawaii and need your help. If you have must see spots in Oahu, send them immediately because she is trying to relax with purpose 🌴☀️
Then things take a turn when Cort shares the wild story of a chlamydia outbreak in St. Barth's after a billionaire New Year’s gathering. Shady booty behavior at the highest tax bracket.
We also giggle about a guy at the gym getting scammed by another patron and spiral into side bars because that is our love language.
Ambition. Delusion. Side rants. Zero survival skills. Just another day being ladies who lunch in theory.
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