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KFC Jelly Bean Taste Test

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Jay picked up a new jelly bean flavor to try....they're KFC flavors.

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KFC Jelly Bean Taste Test

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Jay Towers in the MorningKFC Jelly Bean Taste Test. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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1:01Easter is the first weekend of April. I think it's the fifth, maybe? Yeah, because I know my birthday is just two days after. And we had a little family conversation about, I don't really want to do anything for my birthday. Let's just combine that and Easter and maybe we'll get on the beat him. Okay. You know, that kind of conversation, boy, since opening these, I know. Real thrilled with the smell. Oh, I think they smell like movie theater, they smell like popcorn. All right. That's what they smell like. So anyway, the Easter section has the Colonel's favorite. These are Kentucky fried chicken brand jelly beans in three flavors, fried chicken sweet corn and gravy. I can tell you that the, I guess the yellowest one is, I don't know, is that the corn? Yeah, I guess that would make, that would make sense. And then this would be Matt. Well, the speckled one is the chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So which one do we want to do first? I'm going to speckle one first, the chicken. This is supposed to say it's like fried chicken.

2:01Okay. Oh, my gosh. I honestly, truly do not like that. It grosses me out. The first bite. It's not going to help. No. First, it's like an oily. Yeah, I like that. That's a miss. Alright, no, no, no, no chicken jelly beans, which one next? Malas potatoes? The, the, the the yellowest one or the light yellow one should be the sweet corn. Okay. That should be harmless. Oh, God. That tastes how, that tastes like how capy smells. You guys are such babies. You might not know a lot about that, but I do. Oh, it's not. That one either. That was really terrible. I don't think that's that bad. I'm there to the chicken.

3:03All right, here's this. I was so bummed out because honestly, I really thought like we were going to do this. And like KFC was going to be like, thank you. You are now the official morning show of KFC with gravy and bought of chicken for the rest of the year. Well, let's go back and do it over and be like, no, I don't. I don't want to lie. I don't think they carry the jelly beans. I listen, I love KFC. Who's the papai, the mashed potatoes and gravy, the original recipe chicken, all my favorite. All right, well, we we got to finish out with the gravy. I know. Well, this is fine. I don't know what this is. You know, those are terrible. That's so bad. I don't know what you're okay with the gravy one. cause it just tastes like a jelly bean. Do it, does it? I don't taste any gravy in it. Why must spit it out? I think that maybe you got the corn and the gravy just mixed up. Maybe I did. Maybe corn was sweet. Okay, I got a mixed up. That was terrible.

4:03Well, you know, not everything's a hit. Not everything is a hit. The important thing KFC is you tried. It's mm-hmm. And if you don't like someone, maybe you get them a bag of those. Yeah, you know what? Ooh. You get a nice bowl of jelly beans and then if you don't like someone, mix those in. Cause somebody's going to think they're getting like a lime or something or a lemon and get gravy. Sick. Not be super happy with it. They're not like that.

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