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You know who cares about your birthday, a celebration of the day you made your mark on this world, more than yourself, your friends, and family? Absolutely no one. Especially not the server that drew the short straw and got sat with your attention hungry self. This episodes delves into the egomaniacal societal norm that is the Restaurant Birthday celebration.

Full Disclosure: There's not much below the surface on this topic, but don't worry, there are plenty of left turns that all get wrapped up in a pretty little bow at the end. A pretty little bow like one that would be on a birthday present, a birthday present that should be opened at home surrounded by loved ones after you've had a serenade-free meal -C