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Greg

I thought this was a duet

Those are not the right sounds

Can you hear me

Bunk welcome to miss thing I'm Greg and I'm Tim and this is a podcast that celebrates and appreciates and this things at the past present and future

Yeah, in every episode we take a key moment from our missing story career and do what we do best

Which is make it all about us yes and listen I have a major life update

Actually, then I need to bring to the pod right away. I don't believe you okay

No, this is huge. Um, it's really really big. I am currently being courted by an MLM

Okay, I do but I actually do believe that yeah, yeah, so um, you know, I do not have time for it right now

But when God gives you an opportunity you need to take it so I am going to follow through

Yeah until we get to the finish line

Just so I can talk about it here on the podcast. Please. Okay, go into it. Don't say I never do anything for you

No, I'm currently in the early stages, so it's complicated. It is complicated

Someone reached out to me on LinkedIn. It was clearly fake and I was like they were like would you like to talk?

I was like, you know what yeah

Because if you're reaching out to me on LinkedIn, honey, I'm not active. Yeah, so if I'm seeing that I'm like okay

Sure, whatever

Could not explain what it was, but they had two potential paths forward for me, you know, based on my experience

Yeah, so it's like okay great

So they're like well, would you like to schedule time to talk? I'm like

Sure, why not? Yeah

schedule like a 20 minute like calendarly like exploratory thing

Yeah, so with this what was the company here? So I can't name I won't name names because I am obviously

Gathering information for our big documentary. Of course. Yeah, like our missing

Yeah, so this week we will be bringing you live from jail Greg is

Right, I somehow like made it to the top. I'm the taking the fall. You're the just lane

I just

Can I say it honey for us? It's good lane, but we all don't need to

Yeah, I do have two trainings that I've agreed to

Oh, no, we gotta try to get you out. Yeah, I do not I'm worried again. I am moving things on my schedule to make this work

Yeah, I am trying to figure it out. So just stay tuned. You know what I want to bring to the pod. Oh, okay. I don't

It

This is something that we have all been subject to hopefully you haven't because then you would have been spared

But I am done watching the CEOs of every fast food chain

Eating a burger. Yeah, this whole thing going around

Starting with McDonald's and then Burger King and now I'm up to like Tommy's original burger

Eating their burger to prove that they actually eat their own food. Yeah, and I'm not this enough guys

Enough I

Listen, I get it and for a while it was like oh, this is kind of funny to watch them

And then now I'm literally like I don't want to see this content. Well, yeah, I mean it's making me starving

It's making me starving one and two. It's like we all know you're not eating that food. We I'm eating nothing

willingly

Don't waste the burger babe because I would love to have that

Are you going to finish it all? Yeah, you're all talk. I need to see you finish it. I am

Salivating watching these things like it's a missed opportunity for you and I

We would sell the shit out of that

Oh, no McDonald's CEO burger CEO burger see a burger see a burger CEO TM

Haha reach out to us. We will eat that burger live on a front-facing camera

I will do one of those like eating contests with your burgers like I will break the world record

Yeah, you will not even you won't believe what you've seen

I will shove that burger down my throat and make it look well

I don't know if it would look appetizing to others because I can't control myself

But that also is actually how you're supposed to eat a burger with no control

Not using a napkin not talking about like the the top notes of this burger

Right, you know, the sesame seed like specially like curated sesame seed sesame seed

Cheshame yeah, I just don't take a drug test after you those

And it's like who eats a burger or a fry one fry at a time each of them is eating one fry at a time

It's like get real

No, these people are psychopaths. It's full bagonia out there. Yeah, like it's like if if bagonia

We we're realizing in real time that bagonia is actually based on a true story

And it's like all these fast food CEOs and with that I think we it's time to get into dot mom sauce

AKA

Doll of the day mother of the moment sister of the second our first and most famous segment where we take a person

Place or thing that we are currently super obsessed with yes

Would you like to go first? I can happily go first. I actually have to

I know I have to as well really yeah, okay

Well, I couldn't decide because I'm equally obsessed with both of these okay

The first one has already been brought to the pod and now I'm officially in the fold

love story

On fx slash hulu

Is so for using its christian

Exactly because I don't actually know which one it's like

Yeah, chicken or the egg

Is it hulu that's what is the pathway? Yeah, we don't know we don't know but we don't need to know

I'm happy it exists. Yeah, and this show is the I have not been so obsessed with a narrative

fictionalized show non-reality wow in so long I

Mainlined it seven episodes. Is it done? No, there's nine. So there's like two more or three more left and we're not going off the rails

No, it's getting so good. Okay, and it is like perfectly cast. It's everything Mike had said

I'm Sarah pigeon is a star, but it's also it's just like the five

It is the top of the the chimneys. Yes, exactly. Yes, she and she and this is okay

I don't know oh no you are a crown girl, right? You love the crown huge crown. Okay, this is the crown

For America. Yeah, yeah, like because it is American. It is worth yes

Which is America and which is why you love it? Yeah, it's for dummies

It literally is so if you are missing the crown. This is the air to that. Okay

I'm gonna need to get into it. It's so like and every way it feels like you know because

This is my okay my pitch to you. It's later seasons the crown where the budget has fallen

and and the like the

Storylines are like sometimes amazing and sometimes good not bad, but like it's like it's always kind of waving in like either an amazing

Or really good, but never like goes bad or whatever well you know what I think the problem with the

Crown was the recent history of it all yeah, because when I think you when you had the old ones

You were so removed that you were kind of like

Sharing to the audience like about this thing that happened and you could he was able to sort of like

Made fictionalized you get away with the situation. Yes, yes this because it's like it's in the 90s

Which one it's like so it's like there's certain things work is also I don't know if you saw the Darryl Hanna coming out against the show

I've heard which by the way her so that they that they cast give her the Oscar. It is so Darryl Hanna

It's so funny the boys that she does I see but I heard that they like are so

They are well they're not offensive, but they someone hates Darryl

No, it's it's just like for the fictionalized thing they like basically

This is not really giving anything away, but it's like at one point

It's like she throws a party at us place and there's tons of coke and she's like I never did that

So it's like there are certain things where like well, we can see why they're doing it for the story

But like and why you would be offended that it's like well, it's making me seem like I'm this big like

Coke addict or something you know, okay

But it is so just like everything that you want as far as like the fashion

um the

Like period

Like all of the people from that time here that you want to see basically it's like this is what I would say

It's like only the Diana storylines on the crown. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like it's none of the boring ones

It's like it's literally like every time on the crown when it's like okay

And now we're going away from Diana and we're gonna be doing like less interesting ones

This is just literally a super cut of all of the Diana scenes sure and so it's such well wester filament

He is so hot. It's like it's ridiculous. It's perfect casting

Um, and I gotta say Naomi Watts as

Jack is

Well

We're regardless of what it's happening on this green. It is endlessly watchable sure always you cannot stop watching

I am so excited. Yeah for you to join this the strain. I yeah

I have been moving about a little too much to like get into a new series

But I am I well, I mean obviously we know how it ends. Yeah, so like I

I'm looking forward to it

I I need to see it before tiktok completely ruins it because now we have like

Gen Zers like dressing as dressing as them and they're like how we would dress as JFK junior and

What's a why am I not carrying a set? Yeah, and and they're doing like it's just they're standing around like with a shirt over their shoulder

Like but that being said I am very excited for especially since people seem to be raving about it

Well, I think the thing that is so impressive about it is

To it it the character of Carolyn beset they have really made it so that you you all you really care about is her

Storyline when the Kennedys are obviously endlessly fascinating like you don't like wait

There's a reason that there's like a hundred different tv shows and movies throughout the years about the Kennedy

And so like we're garrulous of what's happening like you I normally just want to be like well

Let me hear about all of the Kennedys and and and the and the Ethel Kennedy and like the all of the lore and the and the richness of the mansions and all these things

But then they said yeah to do a gray gardens bottle episode

True. Oh, I wish what if episode eight is the gray gardens

Well, they are teasing episode eight is crazy. So maybe okay

But it is one of the things where like her character is so well done

Yeah, that you are actually like it's impossible not to fall in love with her

And it's also like do a really good job of being like this is the reason my heat fell for her is because she is so

Well famously as we talked about last week. She's smoking a cigarette and and she's always

Sortings back babe. I'm sorry. Don't believe she's leaving. She's she knows how to make an exit. Yeah, okay

She's always leaving you wanting more that's the test of a real New Yorker. Yeah

If they know how to make an exit seamlessly

Get to know them. That's a person you need to know. That is what I need to work on in 2026. Yeah, I need to work on a stylish

Exit because I'm gonna take some yeah, most people are sort of like okay

I'm gonna leave them wanting more me. I'm sort of like I'm gonna wait until actually I should have left 20 minutes

And I'm gonna sort of be like how's your mom?

What's what's what's what was it like growing up with her and they're like I actually have to leave right wait wait wait

Just one quick question. What's the dynamic with you and your sister?

The host is in bed. Yeah alarm set. I'm asked on you're like so do you have anything else to eat? I'm kind of hungry

Hey, just in case do you want some more? Yeah, this party do you mind if I go for a bit? Yeah, I'm having such a great time

Should I get in there? Yeah, it's cozy. Oh my god want to watch a show. Yeah. Yeah, okay

And then my other my other big one and this is the biggest shock of them all

This movie you I know you've never heard of it because I had never heard of it. I saw it this weekend. Oh

Okay

Nirvana the band the show the movie. Okay, so they're doing high school musical the TV show the movie the TV show the Olivia

Rodrigo movie exactly I have you have heard of it actually heard of this if I know nothing about it and you do not know anything about it

Okay, so I'm gonna thread that needles

I talk about this because I really think all the Jennifer should go out and see this movie. I saw it in theaters

It is the funniest comedy

Screams haven't you won't see the bride you won't see anything and you're seeing Nirvana the movie the the band the movie the show the TV movie

Keep going yep exactly. It is the longest to do sure the musical

Exactly. Yeah, the live event. Uh-huh. It is

Well, one the what gets me is good reviews. I'm so sorry to the bride which we will get to at a later point

Yes, but this is I had heard from people who I trust their comedy taste that it is very funny

And they did a very good job of being like it's funny, but they're not overhyping it which I'm also but it's just

It's been so long that I've been in a theater where like

Everyone Goldie Haun says this isn't my queen Goldie Haun says that the kiss of God is when everyone in a theater is laughing their ass off

I love that quote. Yeah, and to me that on my tombstone kiss of God and there is that name

And no me once he was

And there was a moment in this that I know you like it is it's like the less you know the better

But they have multiple moments of just like it's also just very okay first off

It is unfortunately so straight. So it's like a very big deal that I'm talking about this. That's why I I just I can't take it off with me

Like it is it is very straight everyone like take a deep breath in and and then release

But I but you know what every so often the straights get it right

Listen they they they've been right before and it is it's a very impressive filmmaking like you will

I don't like I'm it's very hard to talk about it without talking about it

But it is like what I will just say this they filmed part of it in 2008

And then they filmed the rest of it in that it's very boyhood in that regard okay

And it's like what they did to make those two match because it wasn't purposeful

It was because this movie was made for zero dollars. Yeah, and it is so theatrical release somehow. It's very Canadian

It's it's yeah, it's like a big Canadian TV show that then now is becoming a movie

And it is and you don't need to have seen that I didn't I've never seen the TV show to know anything about it before I went in

It will make you laugh your ass off if you like back to the future

You're going to love this. It is you've never seen back in the future. Don't talk to me like that

Don't don't say that close your mouth when you talk to me

And don't like that and this podcast right now and go watch it. I think I've seen which also is very straight too

I know it wasn't but of course and and with so much love have been Martin McFly like 800 times

But if you think I've actually seen the movie sorry, but Greg what is your Don Mumsus?

Well, I have you know, I have I have two

They're not like things that I I'm gonna go too deep on because they're probably very

Okay, niche okay, so I spent the weekend in

Tahoe which was absolutely astonishing. I was in heavenly. I was which is like

Right where California and Nevada like meet so I was listen. I was traveling the world this weekend

But I wanted to give a shout out to the way I got there and back which was the airline

Jet sweet x never heard of it. It's not real. It might not be real

You really might not be real so jet sweet x is like

a small like

It is a full-blown airline

But they use like small semi-private planes

Like and they only go a few places first of all they go out of they go through Burbank, which is like

The the most luxurious thing of like an airline could do. I don't want to ever be on a small plane

Hello one jfk junior in Carlin beset. Well, I haven't watched it yet

Well, you know, you know, consciously. Yeah, I put it off until I got back the i-trip

I normally would agree with that

But this airline was so nice you literally just have to show up to Burbank like a half hour before

And then you just like to just go through like a they give you your boarding pass. They take two bags

They give you free booze on the fly. I mean, it's such a like a short flight

But they have great snacks. It was just like a really really easy breezy way to get to and from Reno

I wouldn't say that like my experience at the budget run to car

On either end of that was super fantastic, but um on the way is we spent a little time in Reno on the way back

Because you have to drive like an hour

To to and from the mountain and uh when we got back to Reno we went to this market

um

And it's like it's maybe 10 minutes from the airport because Reno is the best little biggest city of the smallest city of the earth

Yeah, as they say on the side right that's the famous thing about you know

Um, but there was this great like market. It was actually really cool. There was all this food and when we walked in

There was line dancing happening in the middle

So random yeah, but within the market there is I guess it's a famous like uh

I guess it's like a thrift store. It's called junkie

The j-u-n-k-e-e-e-e

But I could have spent hours in this place. They had so much cool stuff

There was a lot of like burning man stuff too because I forgot and Reno

That's like where they all stopped and like stay

I listen all light and love to Reno, but I think it is the ugliest name there is just something about like the

And then the word no

Yeah, it's very like okay, like how about it's

It's just nails and a chalkboard and yeah

I think that the only way you can make it cute is if you make name it one of your pets Reno

Then it becomes a little cute and I and I do think you can because I know that you do have a tendency to name your dogs after places

Well, you did it once. Yeah, I don't think I'm sort of going through the roll-it-ex of my dogs names

And I'm not I'm not getting place a time or place. Well, I'm just I'm just just gifting that to you

Oh, I actually just want you to claim Reno back so that I can actually like the name sure

And I think it would be I can hear you screaming Reno

It feels very like gay man with a small dog. Well, yeah, well, it's so anything goes coated Reno sweetie of course

I know that yeah, yeah back to junkie. Oh, yeah, no, it's but it also has it's huge

Like they could never have a place like that in LA where it's just like basically just a bunch of junk and also thrift clothes

And into my apartment. Oh, right. Well, yeah underneath where we're filming. It's just all junk

But yeah, I I loved it so much. I got a cute shirt not wearing it

But I did get one. Yeah, and yeah

I I had a great time and there was a place also another little shout out

This is my third dog mom's us didn't walk in there, but there was a place right by this market called filthy

McNasties

and

Everyone knew you there and the CEO of that place ate a burger

And it was the best one yet. Yeah, it reminded me of that always sunny episode speaking of straight that always sunny episode

Where they like go back in time to the old bar called Shadinasties, but it spelled shady nasties

Now that is I've famously never seen but I show that it's ever existed

I know and I know it's really funny. It's also it's just overwhelming because there are 45 seasons and I'm not exaggerating

No, I'll give you some really good ones to start the first one the the one that I always recommend people start with is the one where

D gets stuck in a well

Okay, there are some episodes of always sunny that I could watch

700 times

Okay, you sold me wow. This is like our straight episode

This is our recommending straight content. Yeah, and with that we've got more coming

A little bit of gay stuff, too. Yeah, all right. Okay. It's time for break. Yeah

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Armisting hey listen. We are currently recording this before the Oscars

But we feel confident watch us have egg on our face, but we feel confident that we are about to that when you are listening to this

It will be the newly crowned winner a best actress

Armisting the week is

Jesse Buckley

I mean listen

I feel confident saying that because we have not had such a sure thing in

Upwards of a decade. This is actually what I'm excited about is this is the first Oscar season in a really long time that three of the categories are up for grabs

So normally at this point it's such a

Snorfs because the same four people divine Randolph joy has already won every single award. Yeah, it's the same best-supporting best-supporting actress best-supporting actor and best actor

They've all three of those and every different one has been like a new. It's a either Timothy or it's Michael

Be Jordan. It's Tiana Taylor or it's I'm forgetting her name

Madigan who seems like she will win, but it could also be the woman from sinners

There are so many love sentimental value as I just watched it. I know I know Inga is and my god

That movie Jennifer's if you have not seen sentimental value do yourself a favor this movie is so

breathtakingly brilliant

Beautiful. We're not talking about that today. There's only one thing that we know to be true in 2026

And that it is that Jesse Buckley is going to win best actress

She should because it is truly that whale that she does and that one scene

We know everyone seen it at this point. Yeah, it is give her every word of all time. Yeah, I think it's like

She's been given well Jesse Buckley is

She has been such an acclaimed actress for so long such a sure thing for so long, but she has not been given her

Breakthrough role. Yeah, like at least it internationally or like in America and Hamlet is just you've got Chloe

Shout directing it

That and I was gonna say off of that not to catch you off

But I think Jesse Buckley and I know that this phrase is overdone, but I think it's so applies to her

Jesse Buckley is your favorite directors favorite actress

Every single like you look at the credits. It's like

Men directed by Alex Garland you have I'm thinking of ending things with Charlie Kaufman right you have

She was in Fargo. I don't know the director, but that that Noah Howell. Oh, yeah, I just came to

On effects. Yeah, I missed that. She was in Chernobyl

Literally it is and then on okay, then it's obviously

Maggie Gyllenhaal's original breakthrough the lost daughter. Yes, she is in so I'm and her new breakthrough in a different way

The bride exactly when then Chloe Zhao, but it is like her if you look at if you just go and look at the

Directors that have directed her. Yeah, it is so clear that like the people who have taste who every actor is

Clamoring to work with they're busy because they are working with Jesse Buckley exactly

Yeah, I mean her name has been like

Around around yeah, like the awards conversation for a very long time

But yeah, she's been giving the role that has

Started it all in a different way hammed that um, it's a you know

Say what you will about the movie. I know a lot of people love it

I know a lot of people are like less into it, but like the performance at the center of it and there's so

The performance is throughout that movie by the way best I've ever seen Paul Mescal

I think he's really like astonishing. He is in his part

You know, I can be a jupe as

This really is our straight episode because I'm I'm I really

I'm about to I really think that Paul Mescal is the male actor of

Of that of the Gen Z generation. I'm I'm gonna say a lot of straight comments

We already have, but that to me is I really just think that he is it well Paul

I felt like and and maybe I just haven't I haven't watched normal people

I feel like is sacrilegious because I also read the book before the show came out so I don't know

FX for hulu, you know, I wear it. We don't always have hulu and I think that's the issue. Yeah, but uh, I find him to be

And it's also on Disney Plus, which is the other it's like what are you doing here? What are we doing here? That's for kids

Yeah, exactly

Disney Plus is for kids. Yeah

My favorite streamer just kidding. Yeah

But yeah, no, I think but Jesse is like

so

Unlike anyone else. She's so strong. She's so I think it's like sturdy

There is something there isn't a neat talent that you cannot

Uh, mold or bring out of someone or teach. Yeah, and my favorite thing about her if you ever see her because you know

I love myself a press junket. Uh-huh

She is such a girls girl. We didn't even say that she was in um women talking Sarah Polly

I know so many actresses who are like dying to work with Sarah Polly

It is like every actor wants to work with these directors and she's getting them

She's fucking batten them away because she's so and it's like I think it's because it's like not only is she

Incredibly talented, but she is just like a good time. She is always working with female directors

Yeah, I love that and it's like all she wants is to like have a pint talk in that crooked smile the best crooked smile

The best mouth works in Claire Danes that hung smile. Yeah, I saw a tweet

That showed her and the famous last scene of hamlet if you have not seen this movie

It's it's a tragedy. Yeah, and we get to hamlet, which you probably heard of we get to hamlet by the end

And just that's a spoiler, but not really and there is a moment where she's looking up at hamlet

Onstage and she flashes that

Side smile. Yeah, that hung. Yeah

Smile curved to the left. Yeah, she she knows what she's packing

She is she is the most cock short actress out there

I couldn't agree more. Uh-huh, and I think

To me it has never been more clear that like when you look back at like a judy drench or like a halon mirror

And you're like what what must they have been like when they were young? Yeah, and when I see Jesse Buckley

I'm like you are without a doubt with every fiber of my being we you are going to like age

Gracefully get so many different nominations. Yeah, I'm

I'm in love with her a lifetime of work ahead

Well, you know my favorite thing about Jesse Buckley as it's my favorite thing about Emma Stone

Is that she got her start on a reality show singing yeah, she got her start on a musical theater reality competition show called

I'll do anything yeah where she was competing to play Nancy in Oliver and there was yeah on the west end

She came in second

The country had fallen in love with her

Andrew Lloyd Webber had fallen in love with her and thought she was the best choice for the role even though he didn't write Oliver

Yeah, sir Andrew Lloyd, you know, the billionaire of London like one of the biggest names in musical theater ever

And there is actually clip going around now that I love so much. I'm seeing him so so much of Liza

Minnelli coaching her on maybe this time from cabaret and Liza's like she's got it

Not to mention I don't know if you know this a few years ago Jesse Buckley played

Yeah, she was the star she played Sally Bulls in cabaret on the west end in that incredible

revival

Didn't really do numbers here, but the one in London was it's still playing

It's a huge ticket like every time you go and she played Sally Bulls in cabaret and you seeing this clip of Liza

Who won an Oscar for playing Sally Bulls in cabaret like teaching a young coaching a young Jesse Buckley

It is such it's so emotional and full circle for me and I love how like

Jesse is not embarrassed by that

By the fact that she had a reality show start and Emma Stone did too and like the now

Tiana Taylor this is a an award season of all the actors being nominated got their start in reality

say

Me too. Yeah, and where is my Oscar is coming next year. Yeah, yeah, your Oscar is coming

Yeah, that's actually that was a tick that my friend brought

I think all we could your husband is coming so good. Yeah

Raise the album coming out soon. Can I know Nightingale? Oh, okay. Well back to Jesse. Yeah, which is what I was gonna say full circle moment with you saying

Liza Manelli she was in duty as like she was not if they're not a big a big role, but she was in duty and of course I remember and also

That was her real fire win

Renee and Judy yeah on the her other huge breakout was the Rose or the Wild Rose

I can't remember Wild Rose people love it. I know she sings in it and and it was like and she was also in beast

It's like the credits are she's also sort of your favorite actress where you've never seen any of her work

No, you know to change your life without you having seen it. No, she is excellent. Yeah, it just a a so strong and everything

Gonna see that one day or maybe not can't find it on any streamer

It's also of every any person out there. She's the person you most want to have a pint with and I never want to have a pint

Don't I know what's a pint, but Jesse asked me to have a pint with her. I'm drinking a pint. Yeah. Yeah, that Guinness top

You know what I mean like Guinness lip. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and she and she's laughs

Yeah, and she's with her hunksmile

Her milk her Guinness mustache with her hunksmile and she is gonna like she's also someone who I feel like she

But do you want to like dance and then she takes the lead obviously y'all

She's yeah, and she randomly knows like a lot of different cultural dances, but like from the UK

Yeah, I read it. Yeah, but she's the old like just stomping pirate dances. She knows them all and to bring back her thing from last week

Yeah, oh

How I would let Jesse Buckley taught me absolutely actually I want to ask you okay, which of the best actress nominees

Would you let top you you got Jesse Buckley? Yeah

Rose burn Kate Hudson

For some some glue. Yeah, Renata Ryan's the okay, which oh this is hard. Yeah, or

Emma Stone we're going. Yeah

Okay, this is actually I'm gonna walk you through it. Okay, sure. Yeah, you can you can rank them

Okay top five Kate Hudson

I would like her to taught me in a way that I feel like it would be very

sensual psychedelic. We would be on something. Yeah

I feel like there'd be a lot of long caresses and I would sort of like in the moment

I think it's kind of slow and then afterwards. I would be like I need to have it again. Yeah very visual

It's like the night you'll never forget. Yeah, and you need to

She's set the mood. Yeah, she has put I miss you by Adele on totally, but also yeah, and it is led you

Yeah, you're like it's very asked to trip. She's still got that almost famous

Aquila. Yeah, um Renata Ryan's the it she would truly touch parts of the inside of me that I didn't know existed

She's in your second your third your fourth hall. Oh, she is sort of

Holding me down and I am just like living for it. Right. You're crying. You're you're feeling like so many different things

You're like what

As soon as it's over, I'm sort of like

So we should do that again sometime and she's sort of like maybe you know, yeah, you know, and you're like oh

Renata. Yeah, she'd be like wouldn't you like that and walk out and then

Emma Stone for me

I'm gonna be laughing the whole time and that's the best kind of sex is when it's like you're laughing and

Like it's like hot. Yeah, and so like we'll be very connective. Uh

Rose

Rose is gonna look deep into my eyes. I'm gonna forget who I am and then we've got the mama

Jama Jesse Buckley

Jesse to me is someone who I and I mean is not in a bad way. I will have bruises and bite marks. Yeah

The earth is gonna shake

There'll be like aftershocks, you know, the rains come

Yeah, like the elements

She she transfers you know how women can have like seven orgasms that like once back to back

Yeah, but you're the woman. Yeah. Yeah, she gives me that gift. She's a multiple orgasms

But you have but you have control somehow. It's like that. Yeah, the hawk looks you in that like at just yeah

Earth and the elements are at play and then you look at Jesse and you say you just won your Oscar. Yeah

Uh-huh. Yeah, you look at Jesse and you say

Jacobi Jouk is

Hamnut and of course no, no, no

You look at her you look at her you look at Jesse Buckley and the eye you say

Introducing Jacobi Jouk as hamnut and featuring no love Jouk as hamlet

And then you both fucking explode with calm at the same time

No hands. I know Rihanna's we found love starts playing Greg. How do you make Jesse Buckley all about yourself?

Well, uh, I mean just a few weeks back

I I had the most Jesse Buckley experience of my life

I sort of know exactly where I was going with this

hamnut is

An emotional rollercoaster and as you know

Astrologically a lot is happening right now. Well as I tell you repeatedly a new sort of like blankly stay

I sort of famously feel like you say that like every day. Well, yeah, I mean I use it as an excuse

Well, you know, I'm like Greg you're just stuck in an mln

Oh, that's probably true. Yeah, but but no currently it's mercury retrograde

We're in the middle of eclipse season

There's a lot of like planetary alignments and I don't like to use that all the time, but like when

Astrology is very like rocky and you're getting like

Warning signs from the astrologers like I like to you know

Calm things down. So a few weeks ago. I was having just like a very it happened right after the eclipses

I was having like a very rocky few days like one of my dogs like

Had an issue with like his anal gland and it like burst randomly one day and I like took happening

Yeah, I had to go to the vet and like of course for no good reason my vet is like a full hour away

Yeah, I have to wait. It's like a full day thing. I bring my other dog with me completely fine

Come home the next day. He the other dog like it's just there's an I need to go back to the vet

Just so much is happening my schedules completely haywire and

There is another animal at my house that I was you know

I've taken care of at the moment

So I recently got my first fish

We have fish at my house. You know that I look forward to seeing the one outside right you have multiple fish

We have multiple fish. Yeah, we have fish outside

We started like we recently moved and like we've started like putting fish in the house because like they're energetic

They're energy movers and they're energy sponges and and oh what have you

Um, and they're very like meditative and but I have never had I would always be like a minute earlier to your place

But I always stop and say hi to the fish outside you do

Yeah, I love yeah, I want to see and I always sort of think that there's more

And like is this a new one? I'm like oh no, it's the same one because it's a big pond that you have yeah, yeah

um and

But I got a benefit which I've never had I've never like had my own yeah

Except for like when I was a kid

And this one is like an alien

Benefit so it's really like alpha beta sure

So I've been taking care of this fish. I've been really enjoying it

He's been like a really like interesting

The new addition to like my day and my spirit and everything and vat also got one my husband also got one

And they're like into separate tanks like next to each other

Um, so I had to go back to the vet again

This was the day after an eclipse which like spooks me out. I'm very like on use like in hamlet or hamlet

Jesse Buckley's character where I'm very like in the wood like very like connected to the animals and the creatures and everything

So you sleep outside

Yeah, I'm a she's on use. I'm a noose

So I have been spent the entire morning at the vet for this third time actually that week

And I was really like a discombobulated I get back to the house. It's like maybe like noon

I get some crazy news on my phone as I get off the car like out as I'm getting out of the car like

Offering me this opportunity that I cannot refuse to be my own boss

And I am completely thrown inside your life away

I walk into the house with the dog the dogs are both good because they get to the vet

Of course, there's nothing wrong with them the second they get to the vet

And I walk over to the trash can to throw something out and I see something on the floor

And it's like

black like this black figure

And I'm like what the hell is that so I bend down and I'm like looking expecting it closely and I'm like wait a second

That looks like and I look up at my fish tank

the alien

Must have jumped out of the tank

Thrashed all across the counter landed on the floor outside of the trash and fried

in the sun

The scream I let out

The devastated scream I let out when I found out that my fish had killed itself

And sizzled in the sun

Wow

Jesse Buckley if there was a camera on me

Jesse Buckley would not win that award this year. Yeah, I cannot take that in

That

Fried my brain, but yeah, that's that's where where I'm at today

That's where I've been at for the last few weeks and I think that was the apex of everything

You know, so yeah, anus to anus dust to dust. Yeah, wow. It's what every gay person says

Right before the absex

Yeah, in case you were wondering what that's actually like. Yeah, that's what happens behind closed doors

Yeah, I can't believe I let it out of the back

Well, so now that I've shared my trauma porn which me on the podcast

That is actually a perfect transition because I have some trauma porn to share. Oh good

So when I think of Jesse Buckley, I think of

One of the best TV shows to ever do it, which is turnover

Of course, I know you have not seen it not a firm, but it is so good, and she is so good in it

I totally believe that and

Ah, this takes me I'm going back to Boston yet again. This takes me to a time this is our straight episode

By the way, this story is so straight. Oh god. It's a straight story. I think I've ever told great

So and it's traumatic so it's like

You know, hold my hand as I tell this story which is I um was having a bad day. It was winter. Hmm. It was

like height

Height of winter where it's like gets dark at four p.m. Right. It's frigid in Boston. It's so cold

I like remember I didn't get any sleep

I was in like a rotten mood because like I knew I had to I was supposed to start like a term paper that I hadn't started and I was like

12 pages long and the teacher hated me

Yeah, what I did and so I was like I have to pull an all-nighter for I know I'm not even gonna get a good grade

Because this teacher just like has it out for me

Yeah, as you know, I think everyone in Boston needs to just go to therapy

That teacher should have done. Yeah, and you know, I can't stand the teacher being mad at me

So of course, that's your biggest nightmare. Yeah, and so I was just like in a I like it was just one of those days

We were like you woke up and you immediately wanted it to be the next day. Yeah, I'm over this day. Uh-huh

And my best friend Pat reshaped to me and he was like hey, do you want to go get lunch?

And I was being like a real grump and I was like no

And he was could tell that I was in a mood. He was like come on

It will like get you out of your funk and I was like no

I just like want to sit in this bed and do nothing for the rest of time

You know one of those really fun moods. Yeah

And then he finally convinces me to go out to lunch. I

Stupidly like I just go to his like apartment and like didn't and he was like okay

I've got the perfect spot for us. We go where does he take me but he takes me to subway

hmm

Now there's some an edible bread sandwich. Yeah, and so please feel free to sponsor. I couldn't get any worse

Yeah, you know, and I was like you knew I was in a rotten mood and you take me to subway

These are the days of the $5 foot long at least. Yeah, and I will say at the very least

I was like okay. Well, he doesn't owe me somewhat because unfortunately I do love the tuna

I don't want to talk about it, but I do love the tuna

It is a shameful thing to admit, but it's the only thing I will order and so I was like okay

Well like this is actually like making the day worse, but at the same time. It's like

Because of the food boys

So then we sit down and he's like okay

You want to like tell me about the day like why are you having such a bad day? I tell him what I just told you

Look and I'm just like looking at him like dead eyed and then I was like

Do you have anything to say to that? Like you're gonna respond. He just looks at me directly in the eye

So without saying anything and he lets out an explosion

So loud

So loud that all of the employees because there was no one else in the establishment

That uh just long

Directly staring at me the longest part you've ever heard in your entire life broke sound barriers

The time I think it was one of those things it was longer than Titanic

The water supply

Immediately like rotten exactly it was an explosion that changed the course of history. Oh no

And so then he I don't do anything. I don't break eye contact eye because it's like how dare you do this to me right now

On the worst day of my life and to make that that anyone could think that could possibly be me

Or that I'd be associated with someone who would do something very straight or even the way he was like doing it

He was like what kind of like everyone knew he didn't I've been there honestly for a laugh once or twice. I've been there

I'm sorry. Well, we ate the tuna subway occasionally. I left my life for a part

He was one bite into so it was like this was like this was had been in there. Well, yeah, yeah

But that's like how fucking dare you. Yeah, that is

Day of all days in a subway in a subway. Yeah

And then he said he looked at me and he had the gall to say to that make you feel better

And then I said oh this is now my life flow

Hearing that fart watching those employees at subway look at me like I was filth and quite frankly

We're both covered in filth now

I will admit I didn't think that he was at the explosion. He vomited

No, which would have been me. Yeah, that's a play. No, but without the other end

And it was one of those stink. Oh

I'm gonna get into it. It is one of those things where it's like there are certain memories that as as hard as you try

You remember the smell you remember and you and you're sort of like I will do anything to get rid of that memory

Yeah, but it's a core memory. It's locked in there the body keeps the score and this body has been keeping that score for so long

You are you are tensing up in different areas and it's one of those things where

Similar to Chernobyl. It has it is one of those things where you can not for the rest of your life look at anything the same

You feel tainted you sort of feel like it has changed the DNA within me and it's only a matter of time

Before that day comes back to homie. Yeah, this is a rise like everything comes to the surface

The boils I got out of that subway called my family. Yeah, I said I love you. Yeah, no matter what happens

And I want to say to close out the story and I don't think it was a coincidence two months later that subway closed down. Oh

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Diva down of course is our final segment where we take a person place or thing that could use

Our unsolicited advice and boy do we have some advice for this diva down? It is a synergy

episode. Yeah, because our diva down is

the bride

Jesse Buckley give it. Yeah, Jesse Buckley take a listen. They don't always hit they don't

I will say I feel vindicated because Greg has been wanting to see this movie for a while and I said I'm got no interest

Yeah, I love Jesse

Genuinely you guys all know this at this point. I love her. Well, the reason we're doing diva down

The bride is that it was an expensive movie a huge swing

Yeah, and it opened two three million dollars this weekend and didn't get good reviews like at the very least

I think people were maybe anticipating that it wouldn't do well in the box office

But it would do well because it does have a stacked cast of stone skull

So no, who's our husband Peter Karzgard and Christian Bale and Jake Gyllenhaal in and then and newly minted best actress winner Jesse Buckley

If that doesn't not happen, we are eating. Yeah, and my advice is

I don't want to see any gangster movies for the rest of time. Yeah, listen. I love Maggie Gyllenhaal

I'm not saying she can make whatever movie she wants and I fully support that. Yeah

But let it not be a gangster movie. I am so bored by them. I don't think there's anything new to do

Martin Scorsese has already cornered the market cornered the market and I don't even want to see those movies right

And this is our straight episode by the way, that's what I'm saying

Everything about this episode is so straight because I was like

Maybe Maggie if the whole cast was female I would be more inclined to pretend that I was going to see the movie

But from the minute I saw that trailer I said I don't want to see I do no one to see gangster movies in my face ever again

Yeah, I completely agree with the the gangster movie of it all and I will agree when I saw the trailer

I was a little like wait a second. What is this like it maybe will not be good like at least there was some cool

Visual style to it. I will get them that which you know I sometimes think mood and tone can overtake if it's done right

Yeah, but the main main issue with the bride that I can identify having not seen it but from the trailer alone

It's missing the iconic hair

You can read a imagine a character and a character story all you want

But if you're doing brighter Frankenstein you need that March Simpson hair with the stripe the hung smile can only do so much

That hung smile

Yeah, I mean listen she can probably out and she's acting with Christian bail. Yeah, she can do that

She has that capability, but we need the hair the March Simpson hair if we're doing the bride

I can't just get this random nothing bouffant. Yeah, like it's not it's not giving bride a Frankenstein

Unfortunately, you have this iconic hairstyle. That's the one thing you can not redo

Wow, that is actually one of the smartest observations. I've ever heard she make

Thank you. I don't make a mouth out of it and I was like maybe that's why I was so like get this off the screen

Maggie I love you and I want another like I don't want another the lost daughter

But I want I want to see your next one. I know it because it won't hopefully be in this gangster genre sure

Yeah, and I mean I would love to see the bride see the bride to me as your long black beautiful journey

Yeah

Well, big bold beautiful journey the bride to me is your big bold beautiful journey

So I am very you like to tell me if it's good

But you're gonna see on a plane on in a what's that airline that you just took?

Jet sweet x not a single yeah, not that not a single a screen inside

Of course, but yeah, no, I I plan to see it. I mean if I have the time

I but I'm being told I need to see Nirvana the movie the musical

The band show the Liza then the extra one ounce of one I only and yeah

If you're going and everyone should see that because if it's that good go see that but also support female creators and support

You know a Jesse Buckley um

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