Jelly Roll Called The President A Fat Pig | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

0:00100% Hey guys new two bears one cave and Tom's catching up on his Kim rolls Okay, man Oh You liked that didn't you that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, so so what happened bro? Shelley roll called the president of fat pig When did you wait on TV? Like on his They are press of fat pig

1:08What happened He said he said I think I mean I watched it but I'm paraphrasing so He said mr. President from lymphat pig to another And then what he got lit up about that It's so funny because no there's there's like there's a couple of like all-way consistent lightning rods for like people to go crazy Online and a lot of them are around the president right like they're like He is just he's so polarizing that like his supporters Go fucking nuts in comments and then his the people that that hate him go crazy and like and then there's some like diagram of like Kimmel in that because he's such an outspoken critic and people go crazy on him online where you just like it's wild

2:10That he's an outspoken critic of a sitting president and people go nuts on him for just for that And then if you as if like I'm sure when jellie was like I'm gonna host that he probably got bombarded with crazy online hate about that Yeah, it's all so he was he was he like In his monologue just going hey from one fat pig to another I There's insane And then people were like what the fuck Was crazy too is that from you know a big thing for him was to criticize Biden so much on his mental state right like they was just like you're fucking auto pen and like Sky is like I could not even there

3:11But then in particularly in this presidency He is so clearly physically and mentally falling apart like his cognitive stuff is clear that he's not as sharp as he was He fucking falls asleep He's definitely put on weight he moves around differently than he did before He's he doesn't look healthy and he's 80 you know, I mean like it's like I'm not saying 80s different man my dad is My dad's seven my dad said to me the other day He goes my buddy called and he said 60 70s the new 60 And I said yeah, and he goes but 80 still fucking 80 80s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean Fucking 80 if he were just an 80 year old Business man. No one would really I think spend that much time on it But when you're the president of the United States, you know, there's a lot that obviously goes with that and It's fair to and also he he's always done these BS

4:13uh Reports from his physicians He's either like I've never seen anyone in better health like you're like what is this dude? What are you talking about like you're clear Manipulating paying this guy to say this shit. It's always bullshit like he's like Trump came in here And I was like what are you a fucking Olympian? And then that's the official report from the doctor. So sorry, but Jelly said that and then what the next day he had to go like I didn't mean that or what no no he meant it okay He said it and then I think he said it on like Tuesday or Wednesday. I did Thursday say don't shoot Friday. So I was a very last episode And he did a monologue that I think was I think was very well received. I'm not sure you know it doesn't matter really because Part of this country won't hear you Yeah, the other part of the country will only hear you. Let's so like it's like there's I'm telling him in his in his big address. Was he telling him about like

5:14Losing weight or something. Yeah, I think he's talking about losing weight I guess he's like hey, mr. President from one fat pig to the other I Is so I think that's the response he was looking for yeah, it's so crazy to hear someone say like mr. President from one fat pig to another Yeah, you got to do more steps And so he he was And I I didn't hear it from jelly, but I did hear it from his manager his manager was like Was like yeah, man, it's been pretty wild and and but you know everyone at Kimmel I think they deal with this every day No, every day they probably don't bad guy at that and and jelly didn't say anything to me personally Like he didn't he was like he was like this has been great. It's been a blast And he was like this is gonna be awesome. It's me and you we got Leslie man on like we talked and we hung out and he was He was awesome. He didn't give a monologue that I think they edited it down that was like 20 minutes And I think if I'm not mistaken and once again, I'm paraphrasing and I'm speaking for celebrity which I should not do

6:18But he's a friend of mine, so I think I'll do it. I'll speak for him and Rogan or the two people speak for um He was saying ultimately his biggest regret is the Grammys. I think that's what I if you if you were gonna say like There's a thing that That he thinks about it was his Is when they pulled him aside at the Grammys and they were like yo, what's your political stance And who did you vote for whatever and he didn't he didn't want to make a statement He thought it would be taken as a political statement and in not making statement It was made into a very political statement and that was his regret And that was what his monologue was about and that and and and and quite honestly he reiterated ship We already know about jelly. Listen I think if you're a fan of jellies Then you're a fan of jellies if you all the sudden decide that you're not a fan of jellies because he made a joke about the president Being a fat pig. Yeah, being a fat pig. I don't I don't think you were there for the ride. Yeah This guy has been present. I mean he's got he's got

7:20He's got you know a textured history. So like there's way crazier things said about presidents Like it's for that to like blow you away. It's like yeah people say wild shit about presidents all the time You're the most famous person on earth. I called the end. I called the end I talked about you in the in the thing. I talked about you and jelly in my panel really? Yeah, but catchually I'm not it didn't turn out as good as I wanted it to what did you say nothing? There's nothing really You just said you had something to talk about so what is it no? No, I was like no, no, no I actually wasn't what I was talking about oh, I he said Some I don't know what I don't know how we got on it but he was like how I Oh He asked me I Okay, I'm gonna paraphrase this Kimmel because You didn't see it, okay, he talked about I told him that I personally

8:22Should have be responsible for all his weight loss that I am the reason he lost weight And I believe that I actually fully believe that you told him that I told him that And he agreed And he knows he knows that I'm not inaccurate. I'm off. He did a lot of hard work He had trainers. He ate right discipline daddy, daddy out of butt If we had if you we came in that one day and we needed content for two bears You had run a 5k with your buddy. I think that's cancer or something right down in Florida Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you were like it was fun. That's what you said yeah, and you're like now understand why you do those things And then we're like what are we talking about and I was like, I don't know and you're like when's this type so drop They said near's day. I said we'll talk about near's resolutions and we said We should throw 5k by May that's it casually casually we came up with that idea on the thing we called it was great context We called everyone Jelly saw that and went on the NELK boys by the way. I got it put in a pin in here any don't let me forget Uh Kyle from the NELK boys. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen just Kyle

9:26Okay, so I say that he goes on NELK boys. He goes I'm gonna do the 5k now I think he's responsible technically for the success of 5k because he says on the NELK boys goes to the people magazine All the sudden Netflix wants to buy it all the sudden. We're having a huge 5k next you know We're in Tampa with 10,000 people next year. We're doing another one guys. We haven't we haven't announced yet We have another 5k coming out. It's gonna happen beginning of April It's gonna be fucking bigger than you've ever could imagine but that 5k changes life and I casually said to him I remember the moment Where me you Leanne and bunny and then I realized they had gotten divorced And I said you're you know, you know, you know, and I kind of stumbled I think and I was like you're x You know what I mean and he was like And I was like and then I and I don't you know how you just talk yeah, and I go everyone's getting fucking divorced And he goes yeah, and I think he was gonna go Tom and I said I go man It's like everyone's buying new cars and I'm still driving around in a beater Yeah Leanne is in the green room with Georgia

10:27I can hear her gasping from the green room and I but I'm like but it gets a laugh so I'm like I go And he goes lian's not a beater and I go well she's not a new car I was like, you know done have the new car smell like it's not like I It's like a 92 Mercedes. It's a good car is dependable. It starts, but it doesn't turn heads at valet anymore And and then I realize I can like literally hear everyone laughing backstage because it's through the tunnel And it's because lians in the back and I'm like okay, I love my wife. I went away. I'm And so that that's how I ended up talking about you and and and lian But but he was he was totally fine and then we talked about something I do want to talk to you about I talked about it on Kimmel. I do want to talk to you about it, but we'll get into a second But but you're gonna remember what it is 100% okay 100% Okay, so But yeah, but and so I don't think it was affecting jelly personally the stuff that he said about the president But I think what was affecting him is the stuff that he didn't say at the Grammys

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15:37That's right start your free trial at Shopify.com slash bears That's Shopify.com slash bears Yeah, I mean, I don't think I talk about politics really much either to be honest. No, no I'm not I'm not even particularly interested in being politically You know involved in like throwing out of things on there. I just feel like You know what I said in this episode is like pretty straightforward observational stuff, man. Yeah Calling the president a pig is funny and a fat pig and And it's not it's not In the grand scheme of things one of the crazier things you could say like it's not that great. It's not one of the craziest things the president said No, yeah, he says such wild shit. I think he called Rosie O'Donnell the fat pig did he called her a pig before yes He's got a big he's also I mean every week he says stuff that would take down anybody else in politics

16:39Anybody else easy it would be a career-ender and it's just a word to say him. Yeah, Billy Bush Billy Bush. Yeah, he got he he faced peril for what Trump said Yeah, he did with him near him. It's so I'll say this whatever you think about um Trump and what he said You know that like 99% of People even people who disagree with him at that point would have been like yeah Yeah, man Like no one goes like that don't speak like that People do that around famous people, you know athletes if they're saying wild shit You just go like yeah, man for sure You don't spend your time going like you know that's um Really appropriate to say that. I hope you're not actually doing what you're saying no one does that It's funny to see like Because there were rules to old cancel culture that people still try to apply

17:41They're like it's almost like watching it's almost like watching a hot chick that's older like a 60-year-old hot chick Who's eased out like no no no no no no like a regular hot chick Oh, right that now's 60 and she's kind of falling off. Oh, yeah, that's not something. Yeah. Yeah No, no, no, I sit at the bar and try to get the bartender's attention Something that was so easy for her at 21 is now impossible and she's confused like why isn't this working And like I thought I think of that when I think that they tried to cancel They tried to go after Mel Gibson for making fun of a sign language interpreter. Did you see that? No recently Like oh, I have to see that Please pull up Mel Gibson And I was like and I was doing a radio run for the permission of party tour So I was calling the radio phoneers and they're like what did you think about Mel Gibson? Isn't it crazy? And I was like are you familiar with his work? Yeah, it goes is it worse than the voice mail he left his ex-wife

18:42Dude those were amazing. I mean he is the greatest at that like at the at the hey Yeah, my bad dog. So he's right here. I see can you hit that clip? So winning a legendary man himself mr. Mel Gibson That's it. That's it. That's it. And that's what he did and old school cancel culture came after him like like can you believe that? Yeah, that's that's not that it's not that bad No, not definitely not and if you take his body or work, that's definitely not that bad. I bet he didn't lose a wink For sure. I bet he was like oh What says apology it says he if you go back to I think it was all in caps like he was shouting. I'm sorry. He's apologizing for hand gestures Mel tell sometimes when you get pushed on stage your mind is all over the place

19:46Sometimes spontaneous thoughtless idiocy is displaced. I mean, it's actually true when you're yeah You can't do sometimes walk out and you just do something That you're like whatever. I just was you're kind of nervous, you know, yeah Yeah, that's Wow, and then there's there more than that. He had to like say something. He yeah. Yeah scroll down He adds there was no intended maliciousness attached. I certainly apologize to anyone who was upset by it I mean literally Almost everyone at some point of their life has seen someone doing sign language and gone like Like you know, that's a it's all it's juvenile but like Yeah On the scale of like Jews are responsible for all wars And like this like come on We're gonna if you were offended. I hope you get ripped by a pack of What's the last part? I don't any what was it? I don't know

20:48That was uh, but I think it's kind of funny like when you see like Well, it's you know, it's interesting because I think any actual I'm trying to think of the right way to say this because Anyone dealing with real shit. Yeah, like with something real in their life. Yeah Seize this and is like huh. Yeah, of course, and then people who you know, this is a great transition Tom This is a great transition so Cancer culture for lack of better word. You know what people coming after jelly for saying the president was a fat pig or mel Gibson for hand-giving behind a sign language guy. Yeah Their outrage is identical to a panic attack Uh-huh meaning It's very real to them. Their outrage is real to them true. That's true. But to a rational person They look like a fucking lunatic. Yeah, you look irrational for sure

21:49So like when you have a panic attack and I talked about this on on Kimmel on jell with jelly When you have a panic attack, it is very real to you but it's not real Uh, to everyone else. It's actually comical. It's actually comical like the thing that makes you Literally think I will I cannot live in this world right now. I need to get out of my skin This is making me crazy When you tell someone are you feeling earthquakes by the way? Am I yeah Okay, um I've by the way if an earthquake happens I called it So um so I want so I'm gonna back in to my panic attacks. Okay, I've been having panic attacks pretty Pretty regularly and pretty aggressively like like uh really bad like beyond that And I would love to talk about this on stage. I don't think it'll ever make it to the stage So I'm gonna talk about it here. I brought it up to Derek trucks and he thought it was the funniest thing you've ever heard

22:53Um, and I talked about it up to jelly and I and people reached out and they people with panic attacks Understood me people without panic attacks think I'm a lunatic. I want to talk to you about this. Let's start here As a child, what was your bedtime routine like how did you go to bed? Like did your dad walk you to bed read you a book tuck you in and then go kiss you on the forehead Yeah, I mean There was variation in I feel like uh in the parent but I usually said goodnight to both parents and I feel like Because I mean obviously that ends as a pretty young child, you know like I'm what what age does that end? I mean walk me through all this because I'll be I'll be transparent. Yeah My house was every man for himself my whole childhood No one said goodnight to anyone everyone just went through own ways and often I was left up at two in the morning watching David Letterman As at like nine years old really?

23:56100% and that's why I have panic attacks. I found that out in therapy But I want but I'm curious about I want to talk about your actual nighttime and go from ages like As you can remember to when you started doing it on your own And then I want to talk about how you put your kids to bed and I want the listeners to think about their own Because I wonder if it's generational Okay But like You're bet like your parents had a set bedtime for you I mean yeah at a young age. I don't remember the time. I don't remember the time But I do remember getting um tucked in and you know my mom's very Catholic So there was always prayers that night. So we were all okay. We would always do prayers at night This means so much sense. Yeah, so she would pray say like these routine nighttime prayers that were always the same prayers at night And then she would do like the sign of the cross on you to go to bed and then yeah the Mexican women this and their kids husband's to work

24:59Yeah, exactly like that. Yes Hold on and you're doing your child and your mom would come in Yeah, and be like what for me? To find me yeah Yeah Dios mio Dios mio yeah basically Yes, you have to say this prayer then she would do a sign in La Corsina no la salana Like that just and then when I would leave for school, I would get another prayer Um leaving the the house to go to school you hold on one second. Yeah, you're not fucking with me now Do you know that's one of my favorite things online really when Mexican women wake up any woman that is a little Trad and wakes up early to make her husband Fucking breakfast or lunch or and the Mexican women are the best they make the best fucking lunches And they get up early they make lunch And then they as they they do the sign of the cross on them before we walks out of the door Yeah, I fucking love that and you had that as a child. Yes That's why you don't have panic attacks

26:01Because your mom loved you and get and said the Lord loves you the Lord's watching over you. Yes Yes, there was a lot let's do there's so much prayer um There was there's prayer before every meal there's prayer In the mornings there was prayer in a car ride over 10 minutes. We would pray the rosary the full rosary Are you being serious? Yeah, so much prayer Um, and then So what I'm trying to like I remember that with her very well and that's I feel like that They stopped probably or she whatever stopped doing that of like coming in put you to bed like that I feel like that's probably around middle school, you know, I'm trying I don't remember the exact age Um also I'm thinking I'm thinking like seventh grade I think that's yeah sixth grade seventh grade sixth seventh grade you're like I'm probably gonna jerk off if you don't mind You know, that's what that's the the moment You want autonomy is when you put start playing with yourself. Yeah, exactly Puberty is like in full effect you start going like uh, why don't you not come in?

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29:0521 and over void in Canada bet with draft king sports book to get bonus bets that expire in seven days or trade with Draft kings predictions to get predictions dollars that expire in one year event contract trading involves risk of loss predictions Offer void in New York non withdrawalable rewards issued as $50 click to claims every seven days for 21 days terms at DK and G Not co-slash offer limited time offer nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability varies by state So that that I remember You know she would wake me up. I remember that waking me up in High school even I remember that she'd wake you up for school Yes, I remember that because I was always trying to not wake up. So she would be like come on Can I have to get up? Let me I want to hear exactly how you got welcome up in the morning Uh share mine Well she would come in Also, I'm color blind so I would always have like I'd be like can you pick something out of there for me And I would try to get five more minutes I would and then I would she would pull some out using your disability

30:05Yeah, I was using my disability to get more sleep and then You know she it was a game she knew that I was just trying to see color blinds you walk in and you go mom or two Paco is that who is that I don't even I can't tell Then um No, it was like it wasn't like how like like wake up, but it wasn't like good morning my angel like it was just like Give me an exact impression Uh, that's gonna love this. I think it would be like Tommy Tomcito Wake up for the school Like from the then I go I'd like make a noise and then Do you want to hear how do you want to hear how we got woken up the three of you My my house yeah my dad would stand at the top of our stairs right? So our our old house it was you go upstairs and there was no real landing It was just like a hallway it one hallway went to my I mean it was it You could go to my room my sister's room or my parents room, but it was all There was a like an uh like a

31:08A ledge that you know you walked into my parents room My dad was standing at his door and he'd go Uh It's time to get up. It's time to get up. It's time to get up in the morning Uh Uh It's time to get up. It's time to get up in the morning That's how I wake up every fucking morning and were you guys like shut the fuck up Oh Dude I And then I would do that Uh, I have no idea and then I'd go in and I'd shower in the dark side panic attacks So I'd go in I mean I imagine if you wake up like that it fucking 10 you're like god damn it And so I go and I'd shower in the dark. I know no lights. I shower in the dark. Yeah Uh, the lights are panic me. Yeah, I love shan then and then uh And then I was very sleepy because I didn't go to bed until I wouldn't go to bed until like three or four in the morning How the fuck are you up till that time?

32:09That's because I had panic attacks as a kid. I know everyone in my house Just my dad will go to bed at like seven o'clock Because he'd go out my dad ran marathons So he'd come home from work at like five thirty at six o'clock. He go for a 10 mile run He'd come home at seven o'clock He'd run 10 miles in an hour. I'm sure my dad ran fast He'd come home. He'd eat a chicken breast and broccoli or tuna in a in a fucking Inside a note he'd eat tuna in a in a tomato And then he'd go to bed. He'd go right to bed. He go. I'm going to bed and he just go to bed And my sister said to me yesterday because I talked to my sister who goes if you wanted to go to bed You had to go to bed with dad like if you wanted to go to bed And if you were and then my mom would Do whatever my mom did she often just just start watching TV on the couch and then fall asleep on the couch and then you were just nine years old Sitting in a house just going like I guess I'll watch TV and then I'd watch Letterman ended neither like your mother wouldn't be like sweetie is time to go to bed. You have school in the morning

33:12I why That's a bright. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, right? It's fucking Insane can I tell you what's even wilder? Yeah, they tried to do get Leanne to do that They were like what the fuck are you putting them to bed to get for at 730? What do you guys Mormons? They're like get let them stay up with us. We're gonna go out to dinner We're not gonna get a dinner reservation until eight o'clock We're gonna go out to dinner eight let them go to bed at 10 o'clock tonight And Leanne was very strict with bed times Yeah, and that's why our girls are normal human beings And it's because they went to bed at 730 every night. We walked them in we read a book to them I kissed them both on the forehead four times and we put them to bed And then if they got up the animal walk them back in the room and put them to bed at 730 Like fucking clockwork now how do your five nannies put your kids to bed? No, I put them to bed at the same time too, but it's 830

34:12But it's it's later now because they're a little bit older, but it was earlier But it's pretty much like you have the routine of like the main thing is with those little dudes Is you just got to get them in there right? So you first are like come on. We got to get like in-peaj like they have a evening shower So they shower they get in the PJs They have a little time to like play mess around and then it's like all right go brush your teeth Never never I never I to this day. Yeah, I've never brushed my teeth at night Unless I'm getting I'm getting a pussy. I will but what I've never I've I brushed my teeth if I do one time and it's like usually Like in the morning are you and you're okay? Well well Well, have you told the dentist this you're like I brush my teeth in the mornings only Well, you know, I have a lot of uh, I have a ton of dental problems. Yeah, yeah, all from trauma It's all from getting like post dinner. You don't want a post dinner cleansing. I floss. I floss probably 15 times a day

35:18Okay, so flossing is the important one for real So like that's what the dentist say is like I'd much rather you floss than brush. I floss. I've never heard of dentist go Just pick one but yeah a lot of dentists say if you're gonna do one just do flossing If you're gonna do one a lot of dentists a lot Okay almost every dentist has I'd rather you floss them as a matter of fact don't brush just Why not brush though? I just I have a problem with toothpaste Like it's just it's throws me off. I'd rather Taxile issue. I there was a period where I was brushing with soap and Okay, and then I was brushing with hydrogen peroxide for a while. Okay. I just It tastes bothers me. Yeah, so the boys brush and then shout out to nubs They were a podcast sponsor once and they had a great brand. It was these little pills that you chew on and I could get behind that Okay, but I do a morning brush I don't know then I didn't know and then everything today, but I did I did an evening brush last night randomly

36:21So it's a weird shit in my mouth So I um yeah, I I make my boys brush and then we get in bed and then they're like We just talk for a minute man So they want to hear they like stories. Yeah, so they're like those stories So we talk about the day or a lot of times they're like we tell us about a time you got in trouble in school Like sure and then they'll want to talk they're like I want to hear they'll request a certain type of story And then of course they go like you go all right now it's time for bed and you know there's always a battle But then They go to bed they go to bed usually it's like you try to get them a sleep asleep before nine Have they ever come into your room in the middle of the night and be like yo, I'm freaking out Of course, okay good. Of course So many times yeah, yeah, and then you fucking walk them back and then you give up and you're like just get in there Fucking go to sleep. Yeah, do you ever let them sleep in your bed? Yeah, sure for sure. Yeah, that was a bit no no in our house

37:24Well, it's probably a good thing to like you know know it a lot um But yeah, no it happens and But they're you know, they're pretty good man like they will this is what you learn. I think about kids is they'll They'll take as much as they can get So if you shut things down Eventually kids kind of adapt to whatever those boundaries are but if you get I was just with them. They're great They are great fucking kids. How old are they four and six? Ten and eight ten and eight wow. Yeah, it happens fast. Yeah Just told them like it Christmas. Yeah, that was ten and that's ten and eight. That's what ten and eight look well No at that time well at that time it was Just turn ten and seven. Yeah, that's what I thought yeah Looked a lot like four and six. Yeah Yeah That's pretty good. I mean, I'm so bad at details. There was a guy that I did a I did a great show Steve Furion Willie What's Willie's name? I did a great show. Can you edit that out? I did a great show Steve was

38:27Just leave it in I did a great show Steve Furion Willie Simon have a great show that they do over at Friday beers. Yeah, and This guy I think he might own Friday beers He came up his name's Willie too and he had a he presented his case that he was in a bad picture And he showed the picture and I saw the picture And I was like why you look horrible in that picture and then he put it wide I was in the picture too and he was like don't you remember meeting me? I have zero recollection of meeting him. Yeah, I do at but I do Remember meeting a guy with a very big mustache and I thought that's who he was talking about but it was not I I'm living a world of birth Yeah, that make that all adds up wait was the panic attacks thing what you wanted to talk about from the show Okay, yes, okay, so I had so So my girls had it's called sleep anxiety. We talked about this about it We very anxious like my girls had it when they were young and they anted him to a therapist and the therapist taught them ways to cope with sleep anxiety

39:35Um, Christian who works at my office. He has sleep anxiety I'm sure there's people listening that have sleep anxiety and if you and if you don't know what that is It's when you go to bed and you cut can't shut your brain off and your brain starts talking crazy to you now To deal with my sleep anxiety for a very long time I would take a beer to bed with me and right before I went to bed I'd murder a beer so that I had a beer inside me processing as I fell asleep And that was how it went to bed Leanne brought that up in therapy the other day She was like when I first started dating him he would take a beer down to bed two beers I'd put one on the side and then I'd murder one and then I'd have one in case I needed it to go to bed every night every Ev- I yeah, I don't think I didn't bring a cocktail to bed with me up until probably I mean honestly like 50 years old dude. I think a lot of your anxiety and everything is rooted in this lack of any bedtime structure a really think that has a huge effect that is what we're finding out

40:39Right now Because I slept really good. I was sober for like six months seven months, and I slept really good Really good every night. I'd actually brag to people how good I slept. Yeah, I know And then all of a sudden anxiety started showing up. I had I went to bed and I woke Leanne up and I was like I'm and I was shaking. I was shaking and I was sweating and I was I was It was like a real panic attack wasn't like I feel uncomfortable. It was like physical And she's like holy shit. What's going on? She's like take his annex, and I was like you can't it's bad She brought me outside. I put a blanket around me. I walked in the front yard And she had me point out things that were real. She'd be like what's this not real. Remember. It's not real. You're not dying And I was like I'm I'm broken my brains broken. I think I'm crazy. I can't get back to reality I'm I'm fucking dying right now And I couldn't tell her what it was because I knew the second I told her she was gonna make fun of me I'm not and I in perpetuity. I knew I'm not in the moment, but I knew she was gonna find it ridiculous

41:42What the root of it the root of what gave me this anxiety attack. Okay, and the root was I forgot how to y'all And that thought was in your head paralyzing paralyzing because in the moment what were you trying to y'all or something? Well the day before I had hung out with this guy who I would call my best friend and casually he said to me Do you know how much you y'all And I said what and my quote-unquote best friend said you y'all know a lot And I went really I never really noticed it And that night I went to bed the next day after I had been in Tampa with this guy And I went to bed and I started to y'all and I went that's so funny My friend said I y'all know a lot. I didn't even notice it and as I went to y'all I stopped and I went oh Uh I was like wait, why didn't I y'all I've been y'all in all the time apparently Then I went to y'all again and I went oh hi

42:43hi And then I was like what the fuck man And then I was like wait, it's like a sneeze that won't come yeah, yeah, I can't y'all This made you crazy. I started I could feel it my my jaw I could feel it in the front of my head It was like building up a y'all was building up And I couldn't get it out and then I went and I and I just casually googled. I was like what happens if you don't y'all And they're like that's not a thing. It's a reflex. You can't stop a reflex and I was like oh my god I Fuck my reflexes up So I go into the bathroom and I go how to y'all and it's like open your mouth wide Look up and say the word leather. So I'm in the bathroom and I'm like Leather And it's not happening. I'm starting to y'all and I'm like And I start losing my mind uncontrollably. I mean you can't y'all that I can't y'all and I fucking start shaking

43:44controllably and I know that I can't say this to Leanne because she's gonna be like what the fuck you talking about And by the way the whole time she's with me as I'm having a panic attack. It's three in the morning She's yawning nonstop And I can't I can't and it's how did you come down? How did you 36 hours it was 36 hours of panic of panic She's astute 36 hours did you finally y'all or you just kind of like we're able to relax and couples therapy That got you to relax That's when I y'all you She was telling a story and couples therapy. It just naturally came out. I y'all I just y'all I knew that if I stopped thinking about it I would y'all but I couldn't stop thinking about it Did you share with her the y'all thing or did you I tell her that night I tell her that night we're out in the front I'm naked in the moment blanket and I'm shaking and she's like what's what's going on

44:47You got to tell me what's happening and I said I forgot how to y'all And then she y'alls and she's like what and I was like I got forgot how to y'all And then she's like that's not a thing and I was like it is I call my sister Coddy Thank God Coddy has panic attacks because Coddy grew up in my house where no one went to sleep normal So I called Coddy Coddy was the best she goes I heard you had a panic attack. What's going on I said yeah, I had a panic attack. She goes what about and I said I don't want to say she goes tell me What was it about I go I forgot how to y'all and she goes well at least your tongue fits in your mouth I went what she goes I had to go on so loft It shows up her me now and then like I start thinking about it. I was like five days without a sneeze And I was I was tracking those But it's it's crazy that like it's all it all really lands that And In something I've stood against my entire life is structure. Oh Interesting yeah That the structure is a actually a good thing that you kind of fight against but that you actually want and need I think it's

45:52I've lived in chaos. I enjoy chaos and I don't think I do it. Yes, I think is I think you think you enjoy it Yeah, but maybe you don't actually I don't think I do I but I don't think I think you're forced to enjoy whatever the fuck It's like the like uh, do you ever see those porns where the guy kind of throw fucks the lady and she's like And you're like and then she's like comes away and she's like that was great and you're like I don't think she liked that And then she's like that's what I do. It's my thing. I got that lady and I have drool over my jaw This is a good analogy. I think that's how I am with chaos. I'm getting throat fucked by chaos And I'm just pretending like yeah, yeah, yeah, I think put my head in the toilet and then tell me to I'm a bad boy Do you don't think you'd like that at all? No But I could learn to like it. Yeah, yeah, well you're right. That's how love shows up You're right. People will Just Embrace whatever they're given and you normalize it even if it's not good for you

46:57And you go yeah, this is what I do is what I am. This is who I am. Yeah, and you kind of need Somebody to show you a different way different path in this case like structure to be like doesn't this feel better? And you're like kind of know because it's unfamiliar, but then you realize oh Actually, I do like this more. Yeah, and I bet that is happens with obese people Is there like no, I like my body like this and then So it's like no, he's actually you know is that body the body positivity shit where you're like oh kido. Okay. Yeah I mean yes Have your boys had an overnight yet? No No, well, that's fascinating. No, so has anyone ever spent the night? No, and they've never spent the night No, we've had like late hangouts, you know like sleepunders. Yeah, the sleep under exactly. We've had those where like Kid comes over to hang out to later night on a weekend or something or during a break

47:59And then that kid will get picked up, you know wait hold on is that normal because like I don't remember I don't know I mean they're pretty young man. They're pretty young, you know, what's that 46 10 and 8 46? Yeah, yeah still 10 and 8 and 10 and 8 That's pretty young I was doing sleepovers at 10 definitely, but I would call my parents in the middle of the night Because you go to someone else's house first and then you don't have any struck what go ahead? Well, I lived So, you know my mom's sister And her husband who was my dad's best friend they lived At 1.2 houses down from us. It's my my literal aunt and uncle are two houses down So when I was like Um Probably six or like maybe seven I was very close with with their kids. They were in the same order as us So I went to spend the night. I was like I'm gonna do a sleepover. It's a big deal, right? You're like seven really big deal You're like I'm going to spend the night over there, but you feel very comfortable because it's family like you know

49:02It's not just like some kids house. It's like I viewed them as like my second parents. Yeah, well late night. I Panicked I gotta go home. I want to go. There's no worse feeling than that in the world Yeah, and I walk and I went they walked me two houses down back to my place And I guess I think my parents were doing it. It's black Blocked out of my memory But I was like they said that I was like how come you were like wrestling mom like that Oh, cuz you're not in the house, so they're gonna fuck yeah, they're gonna fuck and I was just like why are you guys wrestling? Um, I don't remember that part at all, but I remember being walked back to the house Remember being walked back and I was scared I definitely did sleepovers before 10 really? 100% because I remember calling my parents and being like Three in the morning like yeah, you gotta come get me. This is this is wild. I mean someone else's house There's everyone's asleep. They want to me turn on the TV. I'm just sitting in a fucking dark room thinking about coffee cakes

50:05They were like sure man. We're coming to scoop you up My dad would show up ring their fucking doorbell holy shit and be like and it is underwear probably I mean my dad were running shorts and he'd be like I'm here to get burnt and they'd be like wow And I was like already packed. I'm like hey, sorry, I'm just fake and take care Tell him is fake and I say goodbye Patrick tell him I when he wakes up in the morning tell him I'm good. I'll talk to him tomorrow. I don't like Elvis And I just fucking bounce Hmm It was like it was like you want to talk about a walk a shame be fucking nine years old eight years old And I have to dude. I mean there was no waking up the panic I had Of waking up another parent a parent that is not mine in their bedroom. Oh my god I the closest I've come to it is when I tried to wake you up when I couldn't find my wallet when I spent the night at your house And I couldn't wake you and push up you guys slept like dead people I couldn't I was I was shaking you and I was going Tom Tom

51:07Christina and it was like I was like do they have headsets in like what the fuck I woke up Julian. I was like yo, can you help me get the keys to dad's car and he's like I know where they are Give me a second. Wait, where was your wallet in the car? It was in your car. Oh, I was losing my mind. Oh Jesus Yeah waking up adults in bed is horrific Um, it's the worst dude We mentioned earlier. Just want to say this that salmahayek turned 60 What and what a fucking Gorgeous woman this is honestly salmahayek 60 years old unbelievable Unbelievable that middle picture She's fucking incredible dude find out the old age home she'll be going to and baby her as an orderly Oh, damn it. How what a fucking great job that would be there's got to be a few bangers in an old age home, right? Has to be and they apparently there's a lot of fucking an old age homes, you know

52:07Imagine we roll in as orderly's at an old age home. We could clean up Clean up if that's your thing We salute you mishayek respectfully um What a fucking talent and a beautiful woman. I bet she doesn't want to hear I bet she doesn't want to hear Yeah, like like like when people go hey, but you're the funniest guy I've ever seen in your entire life For my favorite comedian. I think by far there's no one that holds a candle to you. They say that a lot Yeah, I'm kind of like yeah cool. Thanks, but when someone says hey dude. I love your shoulders. I'm like Oh like there's certain compliments. I get that I go like that's a fucking real one like someone's like dude your air looks Oh, you're a lot taller than I thought whoa you're in better shape. I you're not as fat those are always my favorite So now let's compliment Salma Hayek on the thing that she Loves the compliment when you she hears that compliment everyone always says you look amazing. She hears that every fucking day You're a hundred percent right you're right. I know. Yes guys in the comments compliment

53:11Salma Hayek on what she never hears. I'll start you ready Okay, you speak such good English That's great. It sounds almost like you grow up here Yes, I bet she loves hearing that go ahead Tom Your choices as an actress are inspiring No, wow wow good one good one. I'll go again. You still have great tits Go ahead your turn Tom. I think you Yep, I mean she still has for 60 those are incredible her deck let's is fucking flawless. Yeah, yeah Her deckletage is fucking flawless Yeah, her face looks great. That that's awesome. It's always look great Yeah, your Skin tone is immaculate or her teeth real I bet they are you have great teeth Miss Hayek I bet you can bite through a branch

54:14You're a great ambassador of Mexicans. She's Mexican She's Mexican. What do you think she was? I thought she was like Colombian No, she's Mexican man. No way Salma Hayek Yeah, she might be the hottest Mexican ever with uh, I think Lebanese descent right? She like Lebanese that tracks that tracks. There's a lot of Lebanese in there's It's a lot of right. We look that up. I think that's correct. She's got a lot of spice trade in her Yeah, she has yes she was born in The Whoa, whoa, whoa, where was she born in this make believe town? Okay, ready. There's my impression of me bumping into Salma Hayek, okay? You ready? Yeah. Oh, oh hey wait. Are you from

55:16Crata Carlos By the course Mexico I went to school there. I went to school there. That's good I think that would probably Do you think she has a sense of humor and she's finding any of this funny or do you think she's absolutely offended? There we go. No, I think she has a great This is another one. There you go You have a great sense of humor. I've seen you be very funny God she's so You just I thought we were supposed to know I know, but it's like so overwhelming It's so overwhelming. It's like like look at Tom Hardy. Did you listen to Cesaro's faces new album Um, I've not heard the album. No, no, I'm a huge is our face fan. I will definitely check this out. Thank you for now It's hardy's on it, right? Tom Hardy plays Frankie Pulitzer Plays, it's his name stage name. Yeah, no, we did this last week I'm gonna have to say Tom Hardy is the real one like he's the real one like he is the man

56:19I don't know I like I don't think there's like a separation of church and state Which by the way another thing I learned in therapy Tom. I don't like people that shape shift That's why I don't like clowns. I don't like people that put on a different personality around different people I like people that are fucking pretty much the same consistent and that is you big guy That's why I like you same same. Yeah, and so but so does that mean that you don't like Actors that are also like musicians and then they all like they have no no no no as long as you're consistent I like you that's why we went through that list of like Sam Elliott those guys that hold consistency Across the board. I trust them. I don't think they're fucking full of shit When you meet an actor that is like you're like dude you were great. He's like thank you so much And you're like wait, where's the man that you played in that role? And he goes it's just a part I don't trust that and now it sounds like I'm homophobic but but But that's what I like about Tom Hardy is he's multifaceted, but I think he's the guy

57:21I think he's the guy across the board. Yeah, you know, I think there's very little bullshit I think he's probably tough things kind of badass. I think he's like I don't think he over thinks things I think he does things he likes. I don't like that he's sober Hardy not just didn't just like Get into jujitsu, but he's entered competitions like he's decided to like sign up and compete Shout out to Jonah Hill also competes. Oh, Jonah Hill. He got a little flak for it, but he's like a Purple belt or something really? Yeah, I think so He's and he got flak for it, but he said to Jason Bateman He would fuck Jason Bateman up now. I that's a fight. I would pay to watch smartness Jonah Hill versus the three dudes on smart lists Yeah Okay, you put okay. Here's the here's the idea You put a million dollars in a backpack on the guy from willing graces back, right?

58:25Sean Hayes, Sean Hayes Okay, you put them in a ring you got Jason Bateman and Will Arnet and they've got to try to protect Jonah Hill trying to get the backpack off off Sean Hayes's back And Jonah Hill just taps mother fuckers out. Chokes them unconscious. He starts with Jason Bateman, right Chokes Jason Bateman. That's him. He would destroy every one with his jujitsu Now he got flak from it, but I think everyone in jujitsu is like that's kind of typically what jujitsu guys say When you when you're new at jujitsu when you've been doing it like when you're not a black belt, right? Like when you're about it. He's a purple belt. He got shit is pretty advanced, bro He's a white belt. He's a white belt. He's a white belt. Let's think I love a white belt. I love Brazilian jujitsu. I love Except my body is is begging me to not love it 42 isn't my wife is often like you're not gonna become like a professional fighter. You know that right? Like you're a comedian like, but let me ask you something. Yeah, if we got into it

59:27I would fuck you And that's the best part my favorite thing is we're like, oh Jonah Hill a fucking fat guy from Superman And I'm like I would fucking I'm not kidding every fight. Ryan if you see me I have right fight ends up on the ground And like you were way bigger than me. I have like a fucking fuck around and find I was not he's not wrong He's not wrong. He would fuck me when Batman when Batman goes if I he's like, I'll fuck you up He's right. He would fuck him up. Yeah the kid from Silver Spoons. Yeah, he would fuck him up And then he's like try me go and then he said he qualify He's like unless you're way bigger than me So he's letting you know that like I can't beat everyone. Yeah, but if you're wrong He got so much shit on the internet. Yeah, that's not crazy But it's not crazy if you're untrained And similar size than him And he's been training. He definitely has a leg up on you man like he he knows what he's doing

1:00:28When I was twenty seven. I don't know what he is. Well, find out what you're in a hill is when I was twenty seven I fought a 13 year old Remember this really I fought a 13 year old who was like a white belt or a brown belt was a belt I don't know what he was uh-huh, and he beat the fuck out of me He beat the fuck out of me when you're 27 Yeah, it was for it was with the graces. How do graces? He set it up. Uh-huh, and I just He was 13 years old his name was Jordan. He's now like a black belt. He's a badass Yeah, it's competes and everything. He's a grown man now. And you were you were rolling with him I'd not barely rolled he beat me in like six seconds. He would tap me out in six seconds The thing that I think is funny is I think most jiu-jitsu people are like this is typical of what you say and it tracks with The progression of jiu-jitsu as you get to a certain place where you feel like a badass To the average person and I don't think he's wrong. I'd love to hear Joe's opinion, but I don't think he's wrong And by the way Jonah Hill would fuck me up. I don't know what I'm doing

1:01:31And I think they should put a million dollars on Sean Hayes's back And then we're in that and Jason Bateman have to try to protect that a million dollars and Jason and Jonah Hill Just starts tapping mother fuckers out I think it would be so and then give the fucking million dollars to charity Yeah, that's a that's a lot of a lot of hoops to jump through for it But I like where you're going with it. Yeah, it's like I'm ready to see it. Yeah, I the thing you don't want to say is If you see me try me No, you don't want to do that. You don't want to do that Jonah. You don't want to like there's some but but the average Oh, he's a white he's a white belt with black stripes Well, I just trying to see like how long ago that is and I don't know According to everything public. He's a white belt with that is the progression of belts go I think is a white belt too By the way, I let's Ila fucking choke me out. No, why? Really? Yeah, she was like I was talking shit And I was like I will fuck you up, Ila and she was like

1:02:32She was like buddy. I if I get my arms around your neck, I will kill you And I was like you're not getting my arms around my neck and she goes oh yeah I will and then she went to the bathroom and I wasn't paying attention And this is when I was zining a lot and I was looking for my zin can And she came up behind me and put a little needle arm around my neck and dude Yeah, it was real. I just went No, I have a I have a few years. Your son could fuck me up. Do you remember he wanted to fight me? I know I have a few years left with him like I'm just so much bigger than him But it's he'll definitely kill me in a few years. Yeah, that's a new two bears. Can we do me fighting Your son? Yeah, sure. I'll fight Alice in a cage. You know he would fucking You know that he would go dead serious. Well, he's a yeah, he he a different look comes over that kids face dude He gets in like he would not let it go When I I said to him I was he's like he was like I do jiu jitsu. I was like cool He's like would you want to fight me? Can I tap you out? Can I choke you?

1:03:32And I was like oh, yeah, he wanted to choke you at a restaurant. Yeah, the restaurant is like I choke you out And I was like no, you can't choke me out. He was like see if I can do you think I can and I was like no my daughter Choked me out and he was like your daughter is you just see let me see a picture. I was like I'm not gonna say you My daughter can I fight your daughter? And I was like no, you're not gonna fight my daughter and then in my head I was like it's gonna be great for two bears. That would be so good. I love verse fucking Alice. Yeah, her against a 10 year old Yeah Yeah, that'd be great man. Let me see is he a white belt? Let me call islands. See if she'll fight him It's the place he goes they have a little different Structure for belts than the miss. Oh, they were laces. They do no no. I guess this it's could maybe because they're kids I think they go from white to gray actually um But he's been he's been doing really really well in that dude. He really loves it. He loves it. He loves the structure I think he loves the the structure of class and Yeah, it's been going really well, man He loves it. Long time ago Joe told me I should have taken jujitsu. He goes I think you like

1:04:36The confrontation. I think it's good for you I think the discipline would be good for you He went through and why I should do it and I went to the class to Eddie Brabos And Eddie Bravo had a black eye And I was like what happened to your eye? He was like huh? I said you have a black eye and he goes I do I know what you didn't know you had a black eye He goes I guess I must have gotten a black eye and I went Do you get black eyes from jujitsu and he goes I guess sometimes I was like I'm on TV It was like maybe this isn't for you. I was like it's absolutely not Did you even do the class? I walked out you walked and never even took my jeans off Really? That's what it got. That's hilarious And by the way, I you think I just want to say this very clearly in defense of My man the best comedic actor of our generation Jonah Hill You think Jonah Hill talked recklessly. Yeah, if I had taken One jujitsu class

1:05:36Yeah, I would be walking around with my short-off at bars choking mother fuckers out. Oh, I know you would be a pro you'd be a real pro I would be I would be a problem Well, and then you would get knocked out by somebody too because you'd be you'd be Inviting too much of that chaos Somebody would come up and just punch you in the face dude. I'd be wearing a shirt to set fuck around and find out Yeah, and it would be it would be a string tank top. I just realized one of my favorite things to do is I watch I like to watch people get tased, you know So I watch a lot of shootings to hold on hold on. Are you leading are you leading into the fucking Do where I think you're going? Yeah, so I but I watch these all the time because it's it's kind of like Most of the time you watch a taze video and there's justification for it. So it's like not somebody who's Getting injured or or mess with for no reason. They're usually you know, they're usually fucking around non-compliant Causing a disturbance or whatever and it's fun to watch the body lock up seas and then just get

1:06:39Yeah, get across. It's really great. It's it really is it really is fucking hysterical Thank God you watch a guy go from let me go Yeah, it's almost like the perfect comedic Transition and it's like you're even though you're seeing body cam footage Which again, thank God for these body cams because they're so entertaining You're usually watching someone who everyone's like can you get this fucking asshole out of here? Like this guy's being such a dick and it's non lethal. So you're not seeing somebody Sometimes you see somebody all hopped up on PCP and those things don't work or for whatever reason like and then there was the Times Square Stabber which is horrible because I didn't realize at first That she actually killed a lady and I think she stabbed somebody else and it's just a little umpa lupa looking fat lady And she's looks like she's got triplets, but she's just a little piggy and she is weird

1:07:39She's a fat pig With jellied would call her yeah, I think so and so Yeah Pamela cease narrows. I guess that's who was it was able to fight off multiple The taser deployance because the officers were unable to make solid contact with the waddling killer I think they called her the waddling the waddling killer and I didn't realize at this point she had killed somebody. She doesn't look like your typical what you think of a killer, right? By the way her movements don't dictate Killer it looks like rock them sock them robot like she's gonna like it job job job job job job job job job yeah, and then they shot her look at a little tipped up that she goes With her little touch such a crazy way to get stabbed. This is not good footage. I would get the footage without the censoring Um, they have they have non-sensored footage. They taste that way they were tasting her throughout They were trying to taser. Yeah, you can see they they have tasers out and they they couldn't they didn't do anything to her little chubby body and so when she started to charge with the knives out

1:08:44one of the officers shot her at least once maybe twice um In the abdomen and then she dropped the knives and felt looks like it says the thicker the padding in front of the muscles padding The more difficult it is for the taser to get to the muscles and be effective because it's actually making your muscles Obviously like constrict so if you're a big ol fatty I guess it's a it's a good thing when you when they're trying to tase you but Because she was unable to be tased she's dead Because they ended up shooting her and I think I guess she bled out all that fat Port out of her and she died. Can we please see her stabbing momentum like it's such a good way to stab It's so straight. It looks like Frenzlin stow dancing she must have been in some manic Psychotic state, right? Well, can I tell you like not that I look I've I'm not saying that I've always said the wrong thing whenever I hear the thing I say the wrong thing Like like you know like uh like Ray Rice Pitch it punches his wife and I go wait What did she say to him like not like like she deserved it but like what with but you know what that can be the wrong thing

1:09:50But I and I did that with this. I was like what happened to her like why did she she doesn't look like she would ever get to this Like this looks like a too much like a white she fat or why don't she know? Why did she get what happened to her right got her into stabby stabby stabby stabbing We just scroll down more So Yeah, she was deranged like do we know Okay, oh here it's it. Okay, sis narrows who has long struggled with mental health Was holding up two knives after she had just attacked two people Uh the woman ignored the cops Please to drop the knife Yeah, there she is right there So she's the way the cops said it to her the cops said it to her in her accent please to drop the knife That's Look at her It's like she's going to hold it in the building thing for herself It looks like she's about to cast a spell. She's got her purse on side saddle. Yep She's got a knife in each hand

1:10:51Get it psych And here comes the Harry Potter moment like she goes the I think you can see you can see the loads little those are the taser sites on her like the little lasers on her You know there's a lot of many size four feet I know There you go one to see they're trying to do and it doesn't do anything Then she's charging charging Yeah, they shot her right in the In the gut. I mean, I'm like Yeah, out of all the fucking police shootings. I've seen yeah, I understand they had to shoot her But it's like they also could have just stepped away like it's like Like what where we she got like they could have tripped her they could have the like Feel like they could have lasted her. There's a lot they could do I feel like if somebody would have Tased her in the back like the you know like the upper face Face would have been great any of those would have been great, but I mean just hit her with a Billy Club Yeah, couldn't you knock her out like I think

1:11:52I think we should add that to the Jonah Hill smartless fight By club like a baton take we take a woman like this we get the same size same thing We we tape knives to their hands right so she can't drop them And then and then we tie her feet Together so she can't take big steps. She got to take baby steps And she can only stab like this and she's got to fight Jonah Hill And Jonah Hill sees if he can do that himself. I think he would be fine Do you think Jonah Hill is gonna find any of this funny. I do not think so I Mean, I don't know like I think he might appreciate your million dollars for charity All right, also tell Jonah if he wants to do it with me put a million dollars on my back See if you can get it off we'll give it to my charity. It's charity and He can do jujitsu and you just try to defend yourself and I get Ellis To coach you no to he's he's fights for me. Oh my god. He's Ellis and I love fight Jonah Hill Oh It's two on one. Yeah, we'll get smart. It's the smartest fight if we can't get what he is to do it

1:12:57This is a Sean and I did a fall on hand. Sean hand. What's it? The fucking smart, you know, I mean yeah the guy from the fucking open mic movie got it Um, we'll earn hit that's it. Yeah All right, look we got to run. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening Next week Make sure that we're gonna talk a lot about the Iran war that we just found out we're in We're gonna talk about the new guy that's going viral Iranian David Goggins. Have you seen him? I have not seen him He's like who's gonna feed the camel. Okay. Okay. All right. We'll see you then One goes top the swath the other wears a shirt Tom tells stories in birds the machine. There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep clean Here's what we call to bears one cave