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Ha Hack โ Jail Made E-Boy Turn Soft! Extreme Jail Makeover with TikTok Hacks. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Wow, hi beautiful! I must approach her somehow. This looks nice. Ah, it's for you! Wow, thank you. Oh gosh. Oh boy, it was just a joke. Hey, what's going on here? It was him, it was him. What? You, you're under arrest. No, he! You, what is? Wow. Hi there, giggles. I must follow her, come quick. Hello guys, how you doing? Hello, hello. Nice suit. You, what is? What? What? Somebody call the police.
I'm sorry. Gotcha. What? You're under arrest. It wasn't me. Huh? Where? Photos? Alright, fine, take it. Happy now? Oh, it's not fair. You're staying here? Well done. One more is caught. I will be free anyway. Now I can have some sleep. Hey, it's time to have some fun. Just don't tell anyone. Cool. Oh, let's add something here too. Laughing wickedly. Well done. Soft look will give me my freedom back. Looks like they like soft guys here.
Maybe I could. Haha, I'm so soft. Oh, geez. I'll do it my way. Huh? What was it? Hey, silence. So where should I start? Hmm, outfit right. Let me think. Huh? What is it? Cool. Hey dude. Huh? This looks pretty soft like. Let me see. I guess I should write down the whole list. Hey, what's wrong? It doesn't work. Alright, I will use it another way. Change my outfit then. I hate pink. But alright, I'll take it. And I don't need this anymore. No, it's not that bad.
Thank you. Huh? Where? What? Oh, not again. Nice, I like it. Oh, you look marvelous. Sorry. So what's next? Oh, the hair. So I need to change this? Hmm, let me see. Oh, let's check it up. Yeah. Nothing here. And here. Huh? The key? And this looks curious. Hmm, so what should I do? Yuck! Oh, finally. All is done. Wow, this is awesome. I guess I could use it too. This will make it brighter. Open up and fill it in.
Just what I need. And now let the fun begin. Right, to the last drop. I need everything. Yeah, this will do it. Wow! Now let's put some of it right on the hair. Lock by lock. Nice and slowly. Wow! Feels so great. Yeah, now my hair looks much brighter. And where's my bandana? I might change it too. Just put it here. Wait a bit. And voila! It looks gorgeous. Let's put it on. Feels like there's a few more details left. Oh, my lips, my eyes! Hmm, I need to get rid of this mess. Let me use this. Take a small sheet and clean it up.
Perfect! And one more thing. Ah, just right here. I'm a real soft boy. Oh, boy. You got it. It's so hot here. I'd better take this off. Interesting. Yeah, let's take it. But first, let's change the color. Nice. So let me try it on. Okay, time to do some...what? Oh, hey, don't look! Oopsie. Great! I'm going to get my freedom back. Yes. Hey, officer. Oh, my sweetheart. I love him so much.
Huh? What? Oh dear. Hello. Oh my god, he's a soft boy. Wow, you look amazing. Aha, you should be free. Let me open it up. Yeah, finally. Come on, just a little bit. What? Hey. And what is that young man? No, it's not mine. That's not soft. You're staying here. Wait, I can explain. Oh no. And what do we have here? It's ugly. No, I won't read anything like that. I don't want it. Fine. Let me take a look. Looks fine to me, so why not? Wow, beautiful. This looks like a fancy accessory to me. I'll just need to make a few simple steps.
Bend it here, here and here. Perfect. Now let's see what we've got. Cool! Now this goes off, and this goes on. Splendid. Now I look really great. Cool. Time to have a snack. Mmm, delicious. Huh? What? Oh my stomach! Ah! Ouch! Who has left it here? Oh well. I cannot believe my eyes. Ah, hi again. How do you like my new look? I really love it. Now you're free to go. Awesome! Hello, Freedom. I'm back. You forgot to say thank you.
Huh? Seriously? Me? Go be a handsome. Oh no, this is too much for me. Hey! No, what are you? Oops, sorry. Bye. Finally, Freedom. I mean, Freedom. Yeah. Oh, someone is calling. Hello, beautiful. How is it going? I guess I need to see her. So, I cannot go like this. Hi, Cutie. May I? Thanks. Right. This would look so much better. Nice. And this? I don't need it. Off it goes. Let's have some fun.
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