Inmate Love Story

0:00This is Dave and Chuck the Freak's tasty bits podcast. Uh, Florida man, 25 years old behind bars today after he poured an unknown liquid on a girl's ash cheeks at a raw stress for less. Wow. Huh. Sean. Urb facing a felony charge involving bodily fluids and a misdemeanor battery charge, also charged with tampering with evidence. This happened at the raw stress for less. Woman shopping at the store, patrons came up to her and said that guy in the dolphins hat. He has squirted some unknown liquid on your ash cheeks and was filming you. That's a weird thing. Is it? That's a tough reveal to you. That is. He did what to me. He squirted some unknown liquid on your ash cheeks and was filming it.

1:00Of course he did. It's happened again. Damn it. This always happens to me. No, it's awful. I'd like to apologize for men. I don't know what I don't know what to do. Yeah, I think it should, someone should, um, because of the stories you hear every day. It's just amazing how messed up we get. Yeah. Like what? It's just amazing how met like we got to get a bottle of stuff. Least and carry it around with us and squirted on you. So he obviously wanted to finish on random women's asses and tape it. Yeah. You really can't do that. I mean, people have in the past, let me say. Yeah. That's a really bold move. The, I guess the way he thought he'd get away with it is finishing in a syringe and then squirting the syringe on people's asses and taping it. He's still getting his stuff on random women's asses, but doesn't have to whip it out and pleasure himself. I didn't picture his syringe. I don't know why I pictured a spray bottle. That's what the other guy did that we talked about. Yeah. He had a syringe, but he was like sticking people with it.

2:02Yeah. Yeah. The stick, the guy who stuck them, that's so gross. That's a horrifying. Once again, I'd like to apologize for the guy who stuck people. You're right, though. Like how do you cook that idea up? Like what is wrong with you? I don't know. I mean, God, I don't want to, you don't want to say too much as a guy, but with, with, um, consent, with consent. That's a great time. Yeah. What consent is always. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Is that amazing? Squirt away with consent. Squirt away. Oh, yeah. What a time. Squirting with consent. Guys just that only different consent thing. Mm-hmm. And there are brains that gets so messed up. Cops were investigating a similar incident the month before with a similar suspect wearing a dolphins hat. Okay. That's when they put two and two together. They obtained a search warrant for this guy's Miami-Dade home. They did recover three syringes with a white liquid consistent with semen inside his bedroom.

3:07So he's just telling on his bedroom. He's just filling up those syringes. Yeah. Yeah. How many asses has he syringed on so many? Because people wouldn't normally, yeah, there's no one else around to be like, hey, I saw that guy do that. It's like I said, I don't know what's wrong with us. I don't know a lot. I mean, thankfully not this much. Most of us. Yeah, no, no, no, no. He was taken to the Miami-Dade corrections and rehab center. He remains there on $8,500 bond. There is his mug shot. I just wish we were better. We're not though. Some of us are. I repeat. I know. Some of us are. Most of us are. Wouldn't you say? I would say most of us are better than this. Yeah. I mean, you don't hit the Ross. You mean, you don't hit the Ross. I've always amazed at where they choose to squirt. I think they just think there's no. The camera system can't be as advanced in the discount store as it would be if I went somewhere.

4:09But that, I mean, Walmart has probably one of the most advanced camera systems of the most retail store. Right. I know. And I would never, yeah, and they do hit Walmart too, don't they? Yeah, I would just never hit Walmart. You never heard of this store. All Stella was like, down south. Yeah, Stella sees one when we went to Florida. I think she was like, oh, we've got to go there. It's like a TJ Maxx. Yeah, TJ Matt, which is one of Stella's favorites. She will search through unwanted clothing. No, previously unwanted. That's the way it is. Glothing. Yeah. So he was released on his own. Rick cognizant somehow. He's going to be in court next month. That's just crazy because he really, you know, jail aside, which he should have some jail. He shouldn't be running around out there. No, he's got, I don't know how you're sick. He's got a bedroom full of syringes. Yeah. He's ready to squirt again. He's not going to stop squirting. And it's, I just think when your brain has done that kind of thing, it's on the way to

5:11something real bad. Right. Well, the dirt is damaged and so, it's almost like, now we got to put you in a loony bin, but we don't have it. The process of inf Interior in the syringes is just that it's wild, disgusting to think about. I mean, you couldn't just finish right in there. He's got to put his simmer in the four-year meter, yeah, Fungal. Maybe he uses a funnel probably. A seamen funnel. That's what he's doing. Yeah, probably. Don't go to his house because he's got seamen funnels. He's busy. He's busy. I saw funnel in anyone's room. I'm like, what in the world? That's crazy. Why is there a funnel in your room? A bedroom funnel? Yeah. What do you? I mean, there's only a couple of things. Not a number good. No, not a number good. I hate that my brain can think of a couple. I know me too instantly because of the show. I probably never would have imagined a bed in the funnel before the show, but now I'm like, well, it can be fun. I'll write in. Yeah. No, terrible. What about that? A nitty pot. What? A nitty pot. To funnel one. To funnel that water into into an area.

6:18Into an area for. Splidouche. Splidouche. I was like, I didn't need to know that about you. You have things. Yeah, it's wild. He's in his friends. Yeah. That nitty pot labeled. So nobody just said that's what it was. Oh my god. I can't even imagine being like, I thought we just want to try one of these. Oh, that's a real smell. Brain of me, but so. Yeah. So he's free so that it was like one of those like bridges at like an amusement park. Like you just get one good splash. I think so. Yeah. It up. Can't believe your friend told you that. Yeah. He's a wild guy. Sounds wild. Yeah. What a hell of a lady. I was swimming back in the league. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He enjoyed that. So he would. So he could shoot it. So she couldn't do it or refuse to do the real one. Mm-hmm. And so she would just squeeze her muscles and send out a.

7:19But it's fake. He knows it's been nitty potted. He doesn't care. It's more just being covered in it. He just wanted to be squirted upon. Yeah. He just wanted to be drenched. Yeah. Yeah. It's wild. I'm like, why what? It anyways, my kids are doing well. So you're on the show though. That's what it is. You're on it. Yeah. No, no, I don't think so. No. No, no, no, no. Because I had a random person like talk to me about being dined upon back there. Like a guy who was just out of nowhere was like, you know what? I love. And I'm like, whoa. I don't need to know. Talk to me about crazy stuff. Strangers at event like charity events. I don't need to know because of this show. And again, yeah, no, my God. Keep that to yourself. No, no, no, no for a long time. Your funnel buddy. Yeah. Well, nitty bot man. Yeah, it's crazy, right? Yeah, that's not cooked something like that. I got a near wax cleaner. You could probably use it.

8:21You don't get too specific. But is he in a committed? Or is he still now? Yes. Yeah. But it's because I just think that it'd be a hard thing to talk a lady into. Yeah. Hey, fill yourself up. Yeah. She talked to me. I'm just crazy. He's like, he's not a normal person. You know, right? He just got secretly, you know? No, you do. No, just you just so handsome. And you always go looking at him. Oh, he's so, he's gorgeous. He's gorgeous. And a huge hammer ice. Absolutely. So women are putting nitty bot's where he wants. Yeah, exactly. He's gorgeous and has a hammer. Yes. That makes sense. That is a different life. Yeah, anything different. Like your life is insane. Yeah. That's good. I put a nitty pot inside a lady last night. You wouldn't believe it. His life is so good that like regular sex is so boring. He's like, I'd like to make a water trick now. Yeah. Just like the motley crew of just dudes. Right. You know, he's like, you're not going to believe what I'm going

9:22to try tonight. I do hate nitty pot. I'm going to put one inside of a lady. I love him, but I hate it. Yeah, I get it. I mean, hopefully he has plastic sheets or like a... I don't know. I've never seen the lab. I've never seen the lab. Yeah. I saw like the setup, but I'm sure. And I can, my God, what a different life. What a different life. Yeah. Ladies just signing up for it. My God, man, have a good time. I like how I put the kids to the bed. He's got a fake squirt tonight, but he's so handsome. It's funny that you call them handsome. He's so handsome. He's so handsome. He's so handsome. I get it. He's so handsome. You told me to got your hands on. Oh my God. When you have to let your buddy know how handsome he is. Oh, he's stunning. He's always this. He's stunning. He's stunning. Yeah. We used to like hang out all the time, and I'm like, I can't hang out with you. I wouldn't hang out with him. I'm just stunning. I wouldn't walk into a party with that guy. I can't hang out with that. Is he taller than you and less dainty? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Total package is what I'm picking up here. Tall jacked. Got it all. Got it all. Smooth talk. Real handsome. Oh my God. He pods.

10:23It's like, jeez. Maybe someone has swear or so, but yeah. Yes. Just do it. Yeah. Like, I don't want to hear about this. Flight attendants like, oh, you know. Oh, you're just not going to knock him down. We think, oh my God. I hate him. He's a flight attendant dude. Yeah. He's a flight attendant. He'll talk to flight attendants on the flight and bang them. That's crazy. Like, they probably approach him. It's a different. It's a different. Mary now? No. I'm committed. Yeah. It's committed. But. Wow. We, if he's listening, he just got a five-minute commercial. Oh, he's not. He's busy doing. He doesn't listen to this show. He's been scored a night. Yeah. What does he do? You can't even imagine what he's making someone do right now. Yeah. Right. I hooked an aquarium up to a lady. He's hanging on the ceiling. Like, what? I just know it's crazy. Yeah. I know. That's what, just what he's told you about. You don't even know. Yeah, you're right. What this other, what this other answer is impressive. Yeah. Impressive stuff. That's that guy. Yeah.

11:23I hate him. I don't know him. This. I hate him in like him. This next guy, I don't think anyone would describe as handsome. Okay. Because he's missing half his head. Oh, yeah. You need that. I don't need that. To be classically good looking, you need the whole part of your head. I wasn't sure. This did pop up on my Twitter feed yesterday. And I'm like, what am I looking at? I didn't know if it was real. Numerous posts had popped up on social media from Nashville. People who are alarmed after spotting a man with part of his head missing. The one I saw, he was itching his brain. I think it's itchy. I'm in. I'm in my infusion. It's itchy. Oh, and it's like moving. Like it was soft. You guys won't believe this because I honestly until I saw this update this morning. I don't know if I want to see this. I didn't think it was true. I don't know if I can handle this. Itching brain. There it is. I don't hurt.

12:23Wait a second. Oh, he picked something out. I think he just picked something out. I don't know what I have. I think he picked a brain stamp. Oh my god. Not real. I'm not. Oh my god. It's real. Okay. What I've heard of. No, I need it. My hand. This is a prank. It's real. It looks photoshop. It looks like a guy. There's so many of him. Look. No, he's got it. It's real. He's a real. He's a real. He's a real. I don't know what's fake. It's real. It's fake. Oh my god, you guys. No, no, no, no. This can last. It's real. It's real. It's real. Wait a second. Look at the website. You're on. This is so silly. He picked a brain scab. He definitely had a scab or something up there. I don't know what he's got going. Was he wounded or something? He got photos of the man who'd been posting online. It's reported. He checked himself out of the hospital because they wouldn't let him smoke.

13:25He did have a smoke in his mouth. Either way, the site of this man walking around Nashville with his skull and his brain visible has been out for locals to sound the alarm, trying to get the guys some help. Several people have called 911. Hey, bud. Reporting the guy saying they offered a system, but he declined. I just wanted to give you a heads up that your brain is out. Your brain's out, bud. No big deal. It's fine. I'm sure. But your brain is out. I think that's real. It is real. It's real. It's real, at least. I think it's real because of the way the hair is. And I think it's real because there was that other guy we saw. Yeah, they had that half. He's got like one shot on the top, Dave. He's not his brain. That's his brain, dude. I don't know you guys. I'm just saying it's the hard time walking around. It looked like two. You can't have your brain out, guys. I mean, like the right there, he almost just fell. I think it affects every part of you. If your brain was out,

14:25like your brain is surrounded by liquid, that it needs. It needs a certain amount of perfect amount of liquid. Not too much. Not too little. Not too much. Not too little. According to Hannibal Lecter, you can cut right into it. I know, but I don't know. I don't know if that's real. I don't know. I don't know. I always thought he knows what he's talking about. I'd love to get to the bottom of this. Okay. You probably know of the person that I'm about to talk about because you went to school around there. But there was a man who would walk around in the place you went to school with no all of his face was gone. I've all those nose top of his mouth. When? When? Okay. Like, when are ears? These doesn't believe. It's tough for me to remember the exact year. All I know is this is how I know. You saw him? I was going to an interpole concert that was happening in that city at their main thing.

15:25So 2004. Oh, that's a long time ago. 2006. You know, like early album releases. And so and on the street. So he had one of those infections in that triangle of death that they call where they have to scoop everything out. And he was he's alive. He was alive. And what I saw was a man on the street. And I like, I feel terrible. But he was shoving food down what was left. And it's just a tongue. So you've never seen him because everyone is like, oh, yeah. 2004 would be before my time. Before your time. The rest of it was just like a. A blur. Yeah, people know. Oh, they know. Yeah. And I mean, I was like the same type of thing. I was like, this guy needs some help because you're blind. You've got no roof of your mouth just a tongue. Yeah. And this isn't just one picture of it. The other several of this guy is my knee. And he just, I believe, picked a brain's gab,

16:28which is the craziest thing. One of the craziest things I've ever witnessed in my life. He did. It was almost like a fly landed on. How is he still alive if this is just untreated? I can't see. I can't see. Oh, he checked it out. He picked it and checked it. Oh, he doesn't have a smoke. It's just a door. He's checking out the piece. He took off. Yeah, you don't want to see what's going on. Don't need it. Nope. Nope. I don't know guys. So what is weird? They say that. Don't worry. Giant chunks of it can go away. And then it'll rewire itself. That's not. It's wild. There's a limit. There's a limit. But there was a guy I just heard about that was like his brain filled up with liquid and then there was no like 5% of his brain left and he like led sort of a normal life. Wow. With like hardly any brain in there. Yeah, well turns out it all leaked out. Guys in known homeless guy there, tons of people have seen him. It's just this video that's made it go. Easy. I don't know how you live without it's raining out. Yeah. Yeah, because it's almost like gamers.

17:28Sometimes we'll get this in there. Head where because you wear headphones too much, you get like a headphone. It doesn't eat through your skull. I know, but that's what it looks like. It looks like everything's been pushed down. It looks like the top of his head was hit by a train. It does. It does. It ran over by it. Yeah, right there, Jason? Yeah, I'm just starting. I can't figure like so he's missing part of his skull. Yeah. Yes. And what looks like at one part, the skin. Someone's got to talk to this guy. I don't know. That's what they're trying to find them. Yeah, they're trying to get him help. And he doesn't want it. He checked himself out of the hospital. Like right there, look at that on top. It's purple. Yeah, there's purple like a brain. Yeah, I think there's some of his brains out there. Purple like a brain, guys. As Steven is in LeVonia, Steven, what's your comment? Hey, so when I was growing up, I knew this kid. I'm pretty sure he was born like without a face. The only thing he had would be like a slit for his mouth.

18:30But like the skin on his forehead, went over his eyes, went over his nose, and then he was adopted by some plastic surgeon. I guess who eventually gave him a face, but I remember seeing it kind of looked like his whole face was like kind of like melted, you know, with just a little slit. So they're out there. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know, I know. Like humans like we're in love. That's not I didn't. Love that. Let me think of it. Yeah, whenever they make you one of those faces, it's never good. No, no, they're just recreated. They're just recreated. Yeah, they got to have to re-read that. I don't know what you do for this fellow though. But there was that other guy. He had like a giant portion of his frontal lobe and skull with his gone. It's hard to believe it's real, but it is real. It looks like somebody really strong. I like to hit a goal. Oh, yeah. You look straight into investigations. You're like someone took a divi. Well, I didn't get out of the roster. Why wouldn't you do a deep dive in your life? I don't know. Yeah, I have to bring it up. There's no news. There's no actual like news stories.

19:31Like a guy walking around without a head. I wanted so much more of being a news story. They cover the dumbest things on the news. Right. Like I'd be on there like right now. That's like tonight. I did six. You're not going to believe it. I'm mad with half his head's gone. He's walking around out there. You ever see anything like it? Exactly. Instead, they just show us some stupid thing. Stupid stories they show. Breaking news. No, that's what it would be. You guys would be fun to find something. No, there's nothing. Yeah. It's gone. No, the social services we get involved. Like the stuff, you know, no weather report tonight. We're just going to look at this man. If people don't want help, they can't help. I know. But you think it would be covered more instead of on whatever website. Like it's not really all over the place. So guys walking around without a head. You should put a tarp over it or something. You know, you've got to at least put some neosporant on that. Do you know? You know, it's got to wear that cap. But it would be nice. Stop eating your brain scabs and pummeling. It is a lot of it gone when you really see that angle.

20:34I know the angle is incredible. I love your analogy of the golf club took at least two to three inch divot out of the middle of his head. It's the middle. It's not the front. It's the middle. Yeah, it's gone. He's come on and get out of there before it starts raining or something. Yeah, people are concerned about the rain. Yeah, like he got burnt. He's landed in there. I'm going to comment. Listen, Lisa. What happens when it rains? He's had it. He's had it. Rollers. Oh, I don't know, Lisa. I mean, you can't get rain in your brain. No. Got rain in the brain. That explains it. It's a brain on the streets of Nashville. Yes, but this is the thing. I'm kind of with you, Lisa. Like Dave brings this up. I'm waiting for the in depth report on what's happened to this man. Dave is just like, no, all I have is a video of a brainless man. But several not one. I know one. I know it convinced me. There's not there's many different people have got video.

21:36This guy walking around Nashville with his brain out. All I could think that was got some rain in my brain. A Cypress Hill twist. Yeah, I like to got some rain in my brain. Anonymous joining us from Canada. Hello, anonymous. Hello. Hi, I just had a comment. I'm a psych major 30 or right now and I really like the brain. And I'm pretty sure because I've also seen where this guy seemed like his brain was out. I didn't get to close though, but it really did look like that. Yeah. And it comes to survive in oxygen for a little bit. Like that's why maybe he was walking funny. I think one of you guys said that because yeah, he's like, the acting normal, but and it would make sense that it's purple because when oxygen hitting it is kind of like pinkish in the brain. And the liquid is only there so that like when you get with glass or something, it kind of stops the brain from hitting the skull. Yeah, less of a concussion. So if the liquid's not there, like it can still function.

22:38It's just he's picking at it. Yeah, but for how long can he survive like that? Won't it dry out? Well, the whole thing wasn't out, right? So yes, it will dry out, but possibly only the part that's hitting oxygen. And then the rest will still function because it's all connected just at different parts, right? So back there is like, I don't know, I think it's like the hospital lobe and you don't need that help walk. So he can still walk. It's just a little flimsy, but yeah, he's in the bungee. That's what it looks like. I love your brain passion. Yeah. He's great. And thank you so much. That's one of the smartest people in the center called. He's excited. Brain fashion. And one of you guys had said that you need the perfect amount of liquid. That's not actually true. No. That's why that other guy could survive with all of that liquid in his brain. Because if you still have that part of your brain where you can walk or you can like have a heartbeat, you can function. But the liquid is just because like a neuron got their wrong message or read it wrong and it inflamed.

23:38The I forgot what it's called, but the thing that makes that liquid. Yeah, but what I'm saying is like if you all of a sudden had way too much liquid in your brain, they got to do something about that, right? They can't just let you look. Yeah. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. You're not going to survive very low. No, that's all I'm saying. Like, thanks to the other mess. Thanks for coming. We too. They got to do something about it way too little. They probably have to do something about that's all I'm saying. I know that there's some crazy stuff like this man's brain is out. It's just out there. He's picking off pieces of skin covering his brain. Brain's caps. And how did he lose? I can't. They don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we just know we check himself out of the hospital because they wouldn't let him smoke. That's all we know right now. Okay, listen, I understand that we all should have the freedom, I guess, to say enough is enough, I don't like this place anymore. I have to leave this hospital. I don't feel like you're giving me that I have my leave here. I leave right now. But at some points, like when your brain is out, someone has to say, you can't leave, man, you're not breaking my decisions.

24:40Your brain's out. I thought they do do that sometimes if somebody's like so out of it, they just sedate you. But they were just like, yeah, go get a smoke butt. Because I don't know, like, I don't know how you let someone with their brain possibly out, leave, I don't know. And how don't you put something about the brain now? Listen, what if a piece of hail landed on top? Oh, wow, you're done. You're done. That's it. Didn't think about hail. That's it. Hail. I'm not a dead sense for this guy. I don't know what would happen. He'd just be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, everybody. I had my hail got you. A piece of hail. I mean, a hail, man. Hail hurts with bone up there. That's true. True. There's nothing up there, man. God, rain. Dave, I don't know where. God, rain in the brain. Rain in the membrane. Rain in the membrane. Rain in the membrane. Rain in the brain.

25:40Rain in the membrane. Watch out. Watch out. Oh, wow. Yeah. Rain in the membrane. Rain in the brain. Go to the brain in the brain. Go to the brain in the brain. Here we are not listening to it. Oh, no, no, no. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, who knows it? Might be some swearing. Oh, yeah, I don't want to play. Oh, no. Yeah. I don't know. Imaginations run wild. Yeah. Yeah. Rain in the membrane. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, no. I can't. I'm gonna be a child. I can't be a child. God, rain in the brain. I'm gonna be a child. All day long. All day long. It's been a long time. Let's see if we can get it out of here. Can we? Rain on the frame. On the frame, it's time for this. Just tell him, let him it's time to say it. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go.

26:43Oh, guys. I got something to tell you. The rain in the membrane. Show me the rain. The debris in the membrane. Got rain in the brain. I don't know what else to play. I don't know. There's like an airplane taking off in the background. Oh, I thought it was part of the song. No, it's not. I'm like, please turn on the audio of the person taping ass. I'm like, the song sounds terrible. The brain problem? It's like, it's just a song, I think. No, but when we play on the full screen, that is real. Oh, when you see the full screen, that is awful. I hope we get more information. Yeah. Got no money. He doesn't. He's really bad. All right, some prison news to get to today. Two stories. We'll tell you what a woman was smuggling in her titties in a moment.

27:45But first, another person fired for having sex with an inmate. But then turns around and gets a job somewhere else. Yeah. Until the news found out. Here's the story from Ohio in 19 news. Take a listen. Years ago, this woman admitted to having sex with an inmate. And she was then fired. So we wanted to know how she managed to get hired as an officer again by university hospitals here. First, we want to warn you, though, that this report contains some explicit content. I bet. April Woodside was hired by the Summit County Sheriff's Office to work as a deputy at the jail. Just four months into the job, record shows she began sending these risque photos of herself to a male inmate. 19 investigates, obtained the audio from when internal affairs question Woodside about her sexual relationship with that inmate, which happens to be a third degree felony in Ohio. We can enter first. You had to enter first. Yes. Where did that take place? In the cell. Oh, my.

28:45Did he have a bunk made at the time? Yes. Okay. Yeah. What was the bunk made on? Sleeping. Record show, Woodside was fired. I'm pretending to sleep. Yeah, pretending to sleep. Sleeping almost. I'm not open. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. I was wide awake. Oh, my God. You mean the bunk. There's no way he was. I heard a fire's door immediately. I heard a fire's door immediately. She was hired as a police officer at University Hospital's Ahoj Medical Center in Beachwood. Last month, 19 investigates question you age about why they hired Woodside after she was terminated by the Sheriff's Office. One week later, you age sent us an email stating, based on the investigation into the circumstances of her hire. The decision was made to terminate officer Woodside's employment with UH. We then asked UH whether they had contacted Summit County or requested Woodside's personnel file prior to hiring her. They haven't answered those specific questions. Yeah. But the Sheriff's Office tells us that UH police did not contact them prior to or after Woodside's employment.

29:47We did reach out to Woodside, but she said she had no comment. The Summit County Sheriff's Office confirms that after two years, they are still conducting a criminal investigation into Woodside's actions. Wow. Yeah, man. You just take us move away and hope for the best. Yep. Hope people are lazy. Don't check your stuff. Just bang right there in the cell, right? Bold. Very bold. Like how did that other guy who was not really asleep, not going to be like, hey, is that really? Yeah, I'd be like, you're going to I'm going to need at least a handy right here. You're going to have to replicate that action down here in the lower bunk. Yeah. Well, I mean, once again, this is funny that the news was sitting around like, and we got a hole on the move. They keep track. They keep track. There they do. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun.

30:47You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're going to love firework freeze five hour energy. It's got bold, cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with firework freeze five hour energy available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Download Dave and check the Freaks Tasty Bits podcast on iTunes or Google Play. All right, this next story also involving a prison, a woman caught smuggling weed into prison. And I read the amount that was blown away like eight grand worth of weed under her boobs. I thought this girl has jugs. Yeah. That's her, but it turns out it was actually like four hundred bucks worth of weed. But it's worth eight grand on the inside. Whoa, yeah, I'm sure. That's a markup, huh? Why those drones are always flying that stuff and yeah, big money.

31:47Leah Burke was caught in the act in the UK and ordered to court where the true value of her stash was revealed. The court heard that she attempted to smuggle weed with a street value of about four hundred US. But behind bars, that price shoots up to almost eight grand to inmates. The 30 year old lady tried to bolt saying she wanted to go home only to get caught with the marijuana. Turns out she was already on thin ice. She already was on out on bail after a similar offense. This time she's been slapped with a 15 month sentence. They say the amount found was not for personal use, but was intended for a person who was threatening you. And for extensive supply within the prison system. Although it seems like a small amount, it has a much higher value in prison into the thousands. Yeah, man, I mean, drugs in prison, it must just be like it's your only escape, right?

32:49How are you so dumb to think you're going to be able to get that in there? They do, I think somehow sometimes they do. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they have a help, I think, from staff and things like that too. Yeah, like people that are banging in me. They're like green leafy titties, huh? I can smell it. This is a crazy story. A man in California lives in an apartment and he recently discovered that he's been getting an electric bill, the wrong bill for 18 years. That's so long. He's been covering his neighbor's usage. I love that you've done that for me. Here's the story about what happened to this guy from KVOR TV. Ken Wilson keeps a watchful eye on how much energy he uses. Every day that I go to work, I turn these breakers off.

33:50Especially in recent months with a high bill, he's tried hard to keep his usage low. Even buying this device to tell him how many watts his appliances give off. 14.95. So he has driven this man crazy, right? He's got crazy because of his whole thing. So he was paying both like two his and his neighbors. Yeah, he's just like electricity's out of control. Yeah, it's expensive. Why did everybody else freaking out? It must have just, he crunched the numbers on it one day and it blew his mind and no one believed him. He bought a device to see how it divides. He drove a mad. I think that he wasn't paying both. He's just a single guy, right? The neighbors use a lot more electricity, but he was getting their bill by mistake and couldn't figure out because he thought he's not using that much. He shuts off the breakers. That's how mad it's just. 18 years. Listen, I got to go home down to the basement. Turn on my breakers every day when I get home, then go upstairs, go to the microwave, set the clock on the oven.

34:59No, I'm like, oh my God. Pain in the butt. Back to the story here. Intrac his energy daily down to the exact number. Even after I turned off my breakers, I kept going outside to check my meter. The numbers. The seat bill was still running and it was still running and I couldn't believe it. He started taking a closer look at his bill. When I was seeing these spikes with my breakers off, then I said, I'm not looking at my meter. This is somebody else's meter. Wilson called PG&E last week. They sent someone out and the light bulb clicked. This is the wrong one. Wilson has been paying for unit 90, not his unit 91, possibly for up to 18 years. He thinks since he lives alone, his bill should be lower than any other unit. Yep, I feel powerless right now because I can't control my own meter. PG&E told CBS 13 they made a mistake and want to make it right. Adding, we sincerely apologize for the oversight and regret any inconvenience caused by the duration of this issue.

36:03I just hope this story is going to help others. I can't be the only one. And I'm not looking at this meter. I miss half as this paying customer hopes by his next bill. He won't be left in the dark. I had to do is have the come out and look at the meter 18 years ago he probably should have done that. Yeah, I probably said he did all this other. His charts. He has. I know, but you never know. It's a beautiful mind. Ahead of. Yeah, I think. You're just making call. Can you come look at my meter? Sometimes not right with my meter. Do you check it out for me? Yeah, it's like I have my breakers off and my meter's still running. You're still running. Can someone come and look at this? Please. Oh, wrong unit. Oh, wow. We've been charging you for 18 years. You know what I could use? What? A neighbor paying my electricity bill with 2500 aquariums. Oh, God, Chuck. Yeah. I would think as a single man, your electricity bill shouldn't be that high. I'm number one, baby. That's all you need to know because you have all that hours. I have been in number one in my whole neighborhood. They're like, try not to be like you.

37:08I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm setting the I'm setting the mark. So what do they got to do? They got to go look back at the bill he was paying and then his bill and then figure out the difference and then give him a check. No, that's it. They're not saying how they're going to try and make it right. Yeah. Because to me, that's how you do it. Okay. Who got my bill for 18 years? Let's figure out the difference and now give me that. Yeah. Cause I feel like you could get like a million dollar check that. Yeah. Something crazy. 18 years of no. They're like, we're not paying. Yeah. Staying that much money. They're not. They're not. He looks just like him. He does. No, I don't really. I didn't expect it. But I mean, I feel like that this whole man's whole setup is a, it's kind of like a disaster. If you look around, it's kind of a disaster. And I feel like it's just, this is driven it to be a disaster. I think this has driven him mad. So the 18 years ago, everything was as normal in his place. Yeah. I didn't have energy meters. He wasn't turning off his breaker every day. He didn't have charts. And he said on his big screen TV.

38:10I think it is driven him in. He grew in. I think so. I think that's can afford to cut it anymore. All his money is being spent monitoring as electricity. You see like the electricity drove me to be in a mega death cover. I get it. It's like that. That's his origin story, right? Yes, it's not going to become an actor or something and that's a bright and cup. I would. Yeah. He really likes that place too. He's say they're 18 years. It's not leaving. He's not going to not leaving. No. Good morning, Dave. Wow. You're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're going to love firework freeze. Five hour energy. It's got bold cherry lime and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with firework freeze. Five hour energy available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No download Dave and check the freaks tasty bits podcast on iTunes or Google play.

39:15Email at davanchukthefreek.com. That's email at davanchukthefreek.com. And on the way, how did a listeners crazy three way involve the stroke victim? Should a guy tell his lady that she has to shave her face? But first, what is a listeners female roommate asking him to do? He says this. So guys, for the last three years, I've had a female roommate. It's been a relationship that's worked out well for both of us. Like Chuck, there was nothing physical or romantic between us. But here's the difference. She just suggested we get married. Now, there's still nothing physical or romantic. But she thinks it would be a good financial decision, like a business relationship. And she's looking at from a tax perspective. We're both kind of struggling right now. And she put together a really compelling argument

40:18until you get divorced. Right. The minute comes, I actually want to get married to someone that you actually like. I don't think the tax incentives that great really right. I guess is that in this scenario, she's in love with him. Yeah, I think you just nailed it. I've crunched the numbers. Are you looking at there, Jill? There's different tax incentives if we were to get married. You really made quite a pie chart there. This is here though, we have to consummate. I don't know. I've underlined that and made it bold. Because this is thing like doesn't it almost like I thought this was going to be one of those things where people are like, well, if we don't each don't get married by the age 30, we'll just get married to each other. And I'm always like, okay, well, then that means you at least want to have sex with each other. You would, at least you would if you agree to that. Yeah, but you don't like each other enough to date. But yeah, like it's not like, or I think sometimes like you know that person,

41:19it's like if you dated that person, it's going to lead to something serious. And you're not ready for something serious. So because I do think like some girls don't realize, oh man, why'd the guy leave? Because sometimes like you look at a girl and you're like, well, that's a serious type of girl that you get involved with. And that's not where we're at at the time. So. But this whole financial arrangement thing is silly. I mean, eventually it won't work out financially. Right. You have to hire lawyers. And it can really bite you in the ass because, you know, say you get married to your friend. And then you guys have kind of a falling out. But during that time, you have become very successful. Right. That's something. And now, according to the court, it's you, oh half of everything to this person that like really wasn't there for you in the same way. They'd have to have a prenup, right? And that's it. That's it. Got to be an expensive thing. But, but a prenup only takes care of things that were

42:26made before you got married. Like so if you made money, but you couldn't put in the prenup, no matter what happens during the relationship. That's stupid though. That's a stupid idea. I don't know. I think it's too risky. What else would you be saving money on besides taxes? I mean health insurance, you could get I think you both will be paying for stuff for sure. Like you're making kind of a commitment. Like let's go buy a home instead of I know, I know, I know, I know, but like this is I'm trying to think of like what are the upsides, right? Like don't buy a home. I don't think there is upside. There is no. Maybe you'll save a couple hundred bucks at the end of the day. If that when you add in all the fees that's going to get cost to get divorced and maybe get a prenup and do all the numbers like we're let jail do the full math here. Yeah, I think she's only down. You're the good numbers. No, no, no, no, no, I got a visor in like a kell. Timey Calculate. Yeah, she's working on it. Yeah. She's in love with you. So yeah, that's how I think so. It doesn't sound right to any of us, but again,

43:26none of us are financial experts here. So we don't know just how much you could save. If you're both struggling, it sounds like you're not making a ton anyway. So how much could the savings actually be? Right. I mean, and maybe it's not just financial, but they're looking at like, hey, we've lived together for three years. We don't fight. We don't have any drama. Like I could see an argument being made like, hey, this kind of works, right? And it's like, yeah, but you just don't have a physical thing. So if you were like, you can go have sex with anyone you want. The problems you're going to fall in love with someone else. You're going to want all those things with someone else. And they're going to tell you what you're married. Oh, yeah, never mind for tax reasons. Right. Yeah. What did you do? That's one of them trying to get in the country is one of them trying to like, yeah, right. Good. Explain in that setup to a new girl. Oh my god. Explaining to a girl that you live with a girl. That's already hard enough. It's hard enough. It's hard enough,

44:30especially if the girl is like even remotely attractive. It's like, what? It's like, this the way it is. Doesn't seem like there's any positives here. Yeah, that's a terrible idea, honestly. Oh, man, like don't get married ever, but you know, especially not fake marriage. No, my god. Because again, too, it is fake. Right. It's a scam. Yeah. So many things can go wrong. To me, they far outweigh the positives. So you just, but that's our advice. In life, you want to try to not be tied down to anyone that you don't want to be tied down to. Right. So now this, this guy had a three way involving a stroke victim. Did he not want you to do it?

45:30No, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. I would not be reading that email for a context. But so I had a stroke. I can't do some stuff. I'm calling you in as a bull to please my wife. Not really. Okay. Here's what's happened. This guy also reached out to us. email the david chuk the freak.com. He says something interesting happened. X of mine, who I chat with occasionally, nothing risk a or anything. We just say hi. We haven't dated in a long time. I kind of messed the relationship up a couple years ago. I got a phone call about her new boyfriend cheating on her in a three way. That same year, I get another call on my birthday about eight months later. And she seems a little out of it. Your boyfriend grabs the phone and says, oh, she wanted to let you know that she had a stroke. Oh, she had the stroke. She's now 38. She can understand questions. It's hard for her to form a proper answer. One of her hands also has something going on.

46:35So, a little time later, we FaceTime for a couple of minutes saying hi. She starts sending me regular picks of what she's doing. That's how she can talk without words now. Okay. Couple of kissy face photos because she's a girl. And then boom. A titty pick pops out. Oh, wow. Oh, man. And then both. But you don't know if you're dealing with someone who's, so I send her a message. Nice boobs. Say, hey, you trying to hook up with an old flame? And she sends a pick of her and her boyfriend both topless. Oh, no. You know, Titty Grabhold. The classic formation. Titty Grabhold.

47:35Caption says three way question mark. Holy crap, cakes. What? This guy is into it. Yeah. He says, I've had a fun rumble in the sex over the years. Couple three ways and other things. Not really into another dude involved. Unless I know the person, but a three way with the next that had a stroke with her man after we broke up. Oh, he hasn't done it yet. Oh, he's asking if he should do it. So there's a guy involved? There's a guy. The boyfriend. The boyfriend is obviously in on this. Okay. What should I do? Should I show off my skills and take control or just walk away? I've got picks and texts if you want to see them. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah. Well, yeah, you gotta send them now. Yeah. And then after you do it, we want a video. My where I want to do it. Jason. You sick bastard. I say, you think he's going to get more than he bargains for in this one. Or do I think he's going to be distracted for a second.

48:41And then there's going to be a man visiting Taintown. Oh, oopsie, oopsie. Oh, I thought it would be fine. Oh, I thought that was hers. No, no yikes. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I mean, how bad do you want to have sex? Yeah, I mean, that's what it comes down to, right? I like someone to be able to do what, Jack. Just like communicate with me and like, let me know. I got to make sure like, you can't just ask. She can point to things and gas. I mean, I hope. Does it? No, but she looks like he said she's I don't think so. She looks good. Yeah. I think I would want to stay out of it. I think the question is, do you want to have sex potentially with a man? Or at least have it involved at least a threat of it. Yeah, at least a threat of his mouth on places where you weren't expecting it. Wow. Like him being shirtless in the pick is him flirting with him. Yes, 100%. Yeah. So that's what you're in for. Yeah.

49:44I feel like do it. You're in. You say go for it. Yeah. It's on my voice. I mean, I have to do this. Yeah. To do what he said he's done it already. So it's like old hat. That was like joke. I know, but I mean, he also has like that crazy action hand go. Well, yeah, I know. I don't know what's happening there. It could be every victim of a different kind of stroke. I don't know, guys. I listen to each their own in life. You right. You know, to each their own for sure, it doesn't sound like our bag. But if it's yours, I don't know what to tell this man about his stroke victim sex. No, no, no, no, I just don't. I think it's going to be more than he bargains for. And as long as he's kind of fine with that, maybe he's kind of fine with it. Yeah. You know, but if you don't think a man is going to caress you, I mean, that's what's easy. He's in for it. I think it's going to be more of that dude. Yeah. I think the dude is maybe sexually starved and he's the master here. Yeah. Seems like it. Yeah. Maybe we should turn this one over to. Oh, Jesus.

50:56Let's ask Vader. All right. He's going to do it. Should he get into a three way with the stroke victim and her potentially bisexual boyfriend. That's how I see what he says. Taking up the Vader mug. Can't see a thing. Yeah. Wow. That's shocking. Wow. That's a surprise. Come on, Vader. Yeah. Yeah. You darker than Vader, Jason. Darth Judor, what are you up to over there? Oh, my God. That's it. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's creepy. Yeah. Be careful, dude. Listen, you don't seem too opposed. Otherwise, you would have shut it down right away. But please, yes, send us those picks and texts to email at David and juckthafrieg.com.

51:57And then let us know if you decide to go through with it or not. Yeah. Jason would love all the details. He wants a video. Yeah. I want to know. Curious. Something I've never dabbled in. I mean, this is how you go down a really really bad. Good day, Keith. I don't want to look it up. But I bet you two guys in a stroke victim has never been filmed. I bet you're a million percent wrong. I bet you're a million percent wrong. Go ahead and look at that. I have foreseen it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is the stroke talk. I'm just shouldn't mess around with this. You shouldn't. I mean, I will say this. Obviously, she's with it enough and everything to be like on board with. Right. That's all. It's flirting. No. So I mean, okay. Like listen, different stuff, some stuff. Terri and. You know, it wasn't affected. Some stuff was stuff. Road back. Yeah.

52:57It just seems like you do. You want your evening to be like really crazy. Or do you want to have some bagel bites and watch a movie? That's it. A lot less drama there. Right. No guy tries to lick your tape when you're having bagel bites watching a movie. That's not always true. That's not always true. So yeah, let us know. Send us the picks and let us know what happens there. Wow. Email it. Dave and check the freak.com. Okay. The next one. This guy says, all right, penis balls have been living the single dad dog life for a while now, about three years, pure bread, Eastern Germans shepherd. But I recently started spending time with the girl I met on Tinder. We've seen each other now a couple of months. Going great. Our dogs get along. Everything seems really good. One thing is bothering me. Okay. That's all it takes. I honestly really don't mind it or feel it too much. But because of her pale skin and her genetics, she's got a bit of a

54:00stash that's noticeable in certain lights. Well, my mom's wedding is coming up in two weeks. My God. And we found her address that's like a total knockout. So this is going to be her first impression. But do I tell a girl that she might need to take care of her stash before the big day? Like I said, it's not crazy, but that's my one hang up. Thanks from Ohio. I'm not going to see his name just to be safe. I have a question. This probably is going to go to Lisa. Is there something you could buy someone where they won't even like ask a question about it, like a facial of some kind where if they notice something like. That's what advice I've given before in these situations. I always say like facials or like a facial. If you're getting a normal facial, would they take care of that?

55:00Would they just do that if someone had a full stash? I mean, I guess they would. Or would they just brush it like it's going to look like Derma plane that they'll do on your whole face. I mean, I guess I mean, I think that's what I would try to figure out. I would be like, okay, so it's called Derma Plain. Yeah, make sure you do it. So I would be like, I would go get someone a facial and Derma plane appointment. Yeah, I know. I just, maybe it's just the point I'm at in life where I just don't beat around the bush anymore. I just say, yeah, hey girl, you're stash. But it's not, you don't say that to a new or girlfriend. I would not say that to a prospect. If you're not married for over 20 years or whatever. Yeah. I mean, is it like a lot of dark hair? No, she's really pale skin and her really pale. You can notice her mustache in certain light. Right. So she probably has like darker hair and pale skin, which can be a great, that's a fine, which look. But we try to make

56:09up mirrors are good too. You can see everything. Right. All like the like, you flip them around and then it's like, whoa, yeah, try one of those first to put one of those on the couch. I've said one everywhere. I'd have one everywhere. It's tough. He's just, he's just met her not that long, how long have you been dating? Not that long. A couple months, a couple months. Yeah, you can't say anything. But he is the first time she's going to meet all of his family at this wedding coming up. So do you know anyone in your life, though, Dave, where you encounter them every once in a while and you realize, oh, they have a little bit of stuff. And seemingly I know in my life, they never, they never take care of like, it's never, it's never taking care of that. I don't think she's there anymore. This place we still is go to and she had a full stash like she would rock it. Yeah. Didn't look like she ever tamed the beast. And I know that this person has, has a man in their life like there's many reasons to be given a heads up and or to notice it in a mirror

57:13or to do whatever and never seems to be taking care of. So I do, I do think leaving it up to chance by just like getting a mirror or something like that. It's probably not enough. Like I do think you're either going to have to mention something. And I mean, is it something that she just might not know is going on with her? Yeah. This guy, this lady says as a woman, I honestly want the guy I'm seeing to be straight up with me, just be kind and respectful about it. So maybe you can be like a trash. I don't feel oh my god. Just so tough. It is so tough. I don't know how they'll work out after that. Gently tells the lady they got a mustache. I don't know. I don't have to after a couple of months because I'm trying to think of like what is the reverse of that if a woman was going to say something to me like a like where what would hit with the same

58:15sound like having back hair or something. Yeah. Like in that vein. Yeah, I guess if you don't have any, but you have some and you don't realize it. I don't know. I think a mustache is even more whatever you're looking at. I just greeting your mustache greeting card. That will be instantly word done. Yeah. Well, just every time he goes into make out whether she like morphs into burnt Reynolds. Nobody says he's never felt it, but he can see it. So I don't like the light. It's the light. So the issues with him, right? I guess he's embarrassed that his family feels like they're all gonna see it. I'll see it. So like if he's okay with it when they're intimate and all that, I don't just get over it. Yeah, seeing it even family. I'm proud of her mustache. Looking in on her face. Could you slip with a piece of duct tape? Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Oh, sleep. Here's a card. This says I must stash you a question.

59:19Oh, my God. Just said, oh, my God. Anonymous sleep. No, you're terrible advice. You're married. You're a absurd girl. Yeah, it does. If she had that, that's wild. Anonymous. I hope she never notices. I don't know, man. Like I do, I listen. I do think, your best bet is probably like Lisa said to get these mirrors and hope to God that she sees it on her own and she might not just love. Yeah, you're like mirror. Just a mirror. I would just get one for the shower. He'd have to say it's for him. I would. And I would be like this. I shave my head. I see really good. You know, like I shave. I want to make sure that I get his nose hairs that way. Or something. Yeah. My nose hairs, my, my, my, my middle eyebrow, all that. I guess that would be the equivalent. Um, nose hairs sticking out. And the woman notices it. Yeah. My nose hairs are getting. And then so would you say, but I wouldn't be offended by that. I'd be like, oh, thanks.

1:00:20Oh, my God. I guess the thing is like all of us have nose here. That's some of the mustache. Yeah, I think it's like I think it's even like that's it. That's why this is so delicate. Because I really think like pointing out a mustache on a lady, there's going to be a lot of embarrassment. It's it's almost it's not quite like okay. It's not quite like you have a small one level. It's not, but it's not. It's not right. It's not not at all. But it is closer to that. To me, then like, it's like you look like a woman or something. Right. Or like if I because it's just like a manly thing. Yeah, like, oh, you have no breath. Yeah, very impressive. You have no hair on your legs. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe like the the breast stuff that some guys get when they like work like, uh, find the get in shape and they realize, oh man, I have like these things. Did he? I don't know. It's so weird. Because

1:01:24it's so it's so weird. It's so hard. Yeah. Brad wants to chime in here on the David Chuck lines. Hi, Brad. Hello, Brad. I didn't know the phones up. It is up. Brad, like, I hear nothing. No, I hear nothing too. Good day. We're trying to the line just see if they're working. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. They were working. Which is Brad. Just Brad. Yeah. Brad. Okay. Um, listen, I think it might be okay to say he had never want to embarrass you and I don't want this to hurt your feelings. But I have noticed in certain lights. No, you can see a little say that. You got two months, two months ago. He finally, so just go to the wedding and let it fly. Yeah. I don't know. If you say you're doing something, he has to be ready for her to be so embarrassed that she ends it. He could give his family a heads up. He'd be like, listen, my girlfriend looks like Daniel. You cannot. Don't do that. Looks like the butcher. Okay. No. That's a wound.

1:02:30Carol. Carol. This is my lady. I expect you not to say anything and don't get her a top hat. I swear to God. That's an incredible top hat. What a look. I, okay, that's my advice for you. Okay. My advice is just break it to her gently. Be very kind and gentle and say you never want to embarrass her. No, it's too early. My God. Two months in. Two months. Like how long would a man have to date you, Lee's? But I never would. No. Before pointing out any kind of loose body hair and some kind, you know what I mean? Like it's got to be some time. Like we got to get through some stuff. It's a beat over 20. He could change things around. Like she needs to notice it on her own. Yes, I know. That's only his only. He needs to have lights and stuff going off.

1:03:30I'm spending it. What if he caresses her face? But when he hits her upper lip, he's like, oh, what is your thing? Hold on. What if? You're a good thing Amber married. Oh, you're terrible. Oh, my God. I don't know how. Oh, my God. Could you, could you slowly trace down her face and when you get to the lip, actually like pull it so that, like you just pretend your finger got caught on it. You can give her a kiss and the sneeze. No, it's not. No, it's not. If I get a beer idea, no, it's all bad. Kiss and a sneeze. Oh, some got me some got me either he's okay with it or he's not. If he's okay with it, then who gives a crap? But it doesn't sound like he's okay with it. I was going to make her shame every time they go out now. Yeah, Matthew is with us. Matthew, what's your comment? Yeah. I am. Yeah. So, um, uh, this is supposed to be for like the mom's wedding, right? Yes. So like, if the mom has a problem with the mustache stuff,

1:04:33I guess that's the thing, but if the mom doesn't care, then watch it anybody else care. Well, how would you know if your mom has a problem with lady mustache? Well, if I heard some stuff, I'll probably never come out. You might have heard some stuff. You need to notice it. You better not bring that mustache woman to the back. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be a neat. Any pictures either at two months. No, I don't think so. You're not being one photo. You're being a fool if you included her. Yeah. Uh, Andrews and Naples. Hey, hi, what's your comment? My comment is, one of the guy book a spa day, a couple spa day and have him tip the esthetician to mention it and off to take care of it. I might be the smartest thing that's actually in my life. Yeah. Good idea. Oh, wait, I'm going to say your boyfriend said. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're brought by told me you had that big. Oh, yeah. Tom Sarrick. Just a challenge. Big, giant way. Tom, you're like a Tom Sarrick. Wrong. Wrong. Mustache. Lay down Magnum PI.

1:05:36Oh, my God. That's a great. That's a great Magnum. Incredible. A skewer of Tom Sallick to be there. You're any fun your wax? Okay, Mr. Best, Bob. That's a great, that's a good move. That's a good move. You look like a Tom Sallick from Mr. Batebott. Peter, how many home run you heat? I won't be a so subtle when I talk to her about it. Yeah. She never know it was you. You're big, giant way, my friend. No, you shouldn't love you. There you go. That's the solution. I'm going to the Magnum PI wax package. It's not bad. That's not a bad idea. Okay, I will, I'm going to make an amendment to him. No, don't do it. Maybe not a couple's one. Like your own. No, I don't think you can be in the same room.

1:06:36Like she's brought out. No, no, no, no, no. Usually it's not as such as they know. No, you let her do it by yourself. I'm my god. If she had Tom Sallick's, I might just take it. No, you would. No, you would. I think it's gorgeous. Thanks for checking out the Dave and Chuck the Freak Tasty Bits podcast. If you want to hear the entire Dave and Chuck the Freak show from today, subscribe and download the podcast now from the Apple Podcast app or the Google Play Store.