Backpack Discovery

0:00This is Dave and Chuck the Freak's tasty bits podcast. Morning, Dave and Chuck the Freak are going dark-sighted. There are days on godly! Dark stage! Here's a promise. I'll make to you men. Okay. If any of you decide to get penis enlargement surgery, and it kills you, I will tell no one. I am altering the devil. Pray I don't alter any further. I will not make that same choice. I know you wouldn't. See, that's the difference. If I wanted to underwent some embarrassing surgery and it killed me, he'd do it. I'm like, are you insane? They'd ask you, are you insane? Yeah, they wouldn't do it. I said it in the first place. I don't believe you. You don't think I'd tell people? Because you don't have an edit and you just blurt stuff out. Oh, I shouldn't have anything.

1:00Yeah, he'd have them. And then he'd think about it for a second and then he'd blurt it out. Yeah, like when he broke his own penis. You're how Jason died? You started to increase that mold? No, definitely not. I said I wouldn't say anything about Jason dying. No, it's... But you know what? I'm just going to say it. No, I shouldn't. He went in for a penis enlargement kill look. Yeah. Well, we all know we had a tiny penis. Yeah. Guess what? Kill them coming up next. I love it. He's teasing everything right now. Wow, yeah, you're right. Did Jason's tiny dig do him in? We'll find out after this. 100%. No. As friends, I would not tell anyone. That's how you died. What do you say? If you were like a down low came to me and was like, Dave, I'm going in for that surgery. You can't tell anyone. But even if I didn't tell you guys I was going in for the surgery, but then you were just like chuck died. You know what I mean? Like you... If I don't want something on the air,

2:01I don't tell you guys. I don't tell anyone who knows you guys. Yeah, that's so smart. That's very smart way to operate. Yeah, you didn't even tell us you didn't have to. No, I don't want to talk about it on the air. Yeah, I get it. We know nothing. No one knew until the day after. I know he has a cat stroller and he's never should have told us about that. No, he was prox. I don't care about that. No, that's fine. You got to pick your poison, you know? Yeah. You do. It wasn't shy about hiding his scotch drink. Oh, yeah. Big glass of hotness. No. Out of that. But besides it was Stanley Cup before the sky. I mean, he was right out there with... No, I promise you. At least the things my edit switches off and I agree on some situation. But if you came to me and said you can't tell anyone, I'm going in for this surgery and then you die. I would never tell you that. No one would ever tell anyone. Yeah, no one would ever tell anyone. Yeah. That's a surgery you don't tell anyone about. That's why this story is crazy because this influencer... Was he trying to get followers by saying,

3:01I have a small penis, follow my journey type of thing? No, like he, his social media is all about the highlight. He was living it large. Scots and fancy cars and crazy vacations. I bet I'd be furious by size penis that he wanted it bigger. I bet I'd be furious. You know, you'd be furious of what he was making bigger. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to be here. You want to see? Small. But we said... I got that... Why did I think that was myself for a second? I'm like, why am I in a picture with those people? You thought that was you? You have those pants. Because you have those pants. Wait, what did you think was you? That guy right there. Yeah, that's a David sees himself in the body. You have the beard. He's got the body just more for you. Yeah, he does. That's Dave. Can we zoom in on that? Oh, I want to see. Just for a second. I want to see Dave. I want to see Dave. I want to see Jason's Robert Pattinson moment. Look on it. Let's see how jacked you are, Dave. You know what? I'm proud of you that you didn't think you were the black guy.

4:03That's true, Dave. True, true. I mean, tights getting in the audience. It's like the short sleeve button down. That's a Dave check. Short sleeve button down. The pants are a little tight. No, it's a skinny one. He doesn't wear those pants. You know what? Look, this dude is covering his crotch in every picture where he's in like swim trunks. Oh, yeah. But is that for his? I don't know. I mean, that really looks intense. 222 weeks ago. Look, in this one. Cover in the crotch. Oh, yeah. That's much justified. Okay, we've said before there's even more stigma attached to expectations of being a black man when you're in doubt. Like if you're a black guy and you're like five inches. Woof. Right? Yeah, look. He's covering. He covers that crotch a lot. He's a lot. People at know are the ladies in his life. Yes. This one in particular, he does have like a...

5:03I think it's his wife. I don't know. Yeah, they live at large. They live at large on social media. Although he does go by the nickname Tiny. Well, that's tough. Because that's your friends. Anyway, here's the story of what happened. Luxury lifestyle influencer has died after complications from a cosmetic procedure, bruised fatal. TMZ reports September 5th that ego-tiny Ubi-rebo died March 6th after receiving a genital enlargement injection during a trip to Thailand with wife Danielle. He was 43. Adam N. Quiston-London, coroner, Jean Harkin, found the British Nigerian businessman died from a pulmonary embolism, a sudden blockage of a blood vessel in the lungs, caused by complications from the cosmetic procedure. The outlet reports ego-received 40 milliliters of highly-euronic acid and lidocaine in his penis. Afterward, he experienced chest pain while at a massage with Danielle and was taken to a local hospital where doctors perform CPR for nearly two hours.

6:05While such procedures can increase length or incur, the Cleveland Clinic notes possible complications include scarring, infection, loss of sensation, and erectile dysfunction. In May on Instagram, friend celebrity Varmin shared video from Ego's London funeral. In the meeting in part today, London stood still for you, tiny. We love you. We celebrate you and we will never. I hope he wasn't called tiny because of his dick. I feel like he's gotta find one. Forget him, brother. And while Ego often documented lavish trips around the world, his posts made clear his wife was at the center of his light. In a 2025 tribute to Danielle, he wrote, I appreciate you more than words can say. This is Forever and I'm all in. I love you deeply. Danielle, for her part once told her husband, You remain my forever view. Ego Ubi Ribo was 43. I feel like he was fine. He was just trying to plump it up a bit. But he's married. Yeah, for her. His world. Thailand, don't go there to do that.

7:05I mean, it seems like a big mistake. But if you're an influencer, you used to getting everything for free. I mean, I don't know how influencing really is easy. You know, like how many 186,000 followers doesn't seem like you're influencing a lot. He made the news here. Yeah. Only because of his penis and words. It's because of how he died. Like the most famous he's gonna be is because he died getting a penis enlargement. You know what I mean? We've never heard of this guy. I didn't his wife keep that private. I guess maybe the Thai people. I don't think that's something. Well, don't they? I don't think. No, but don't they release everything right? They release everything over there. I'm surprised you didn't see photos and stuff. But for what? A third leg to walk. All right. Yeah. Oh, shrimp. People are just putting like a little shrimp. Emotes. Oh, that's tough. And God, he can't see from behind the grave.

8:07Yeah. I mean, it's a bad way to find out that someone died from, like to me, the embarrassing ways to die is the jerking off in your own closet choking yourself. And dying from that, that's pretty embarrassing when that comes out. Yeah. This auto erotic as fixiation. Yeah. That's pretty embarrassing. This is that this is... Dying getting a penis enlargement is one of the worst ways to go as a man. Give him a follow. Follow the dead man? Why not? The dead tiny dicks, fella? Yeah. You might have some more content scheduled, you know? Followed. I don't think I'm going to see or hear any more from the last post. I had a last post to see. 180 weeks ago. It wasn't influencing unless that was a pin to post. That's pin, yeah. Yeah. That's so fool. I just can't wait to see the other people he's now suggested because of his follow. It might be worth it.

9:07This man might be some good stuff. I don't think so. All right, take away the follow. What am I doing in that photo? Oh, God. Is that me? You'd think David would remember taking a pic with this guy, you know? And his wife. Probably like Hunter J. He's taken... That's the funniest thing out of this whole... Did you know where you're going to do something like that? I don't know why. A little bit in the face. Did you have a little bit? A flame shirt or something, too? He did. Something like that. Not flames. It was a dragon. Oh, dragon. That's a missus. And it was orange. It was different. Okay. Whatever. I never saw that guy. Is that the worst... What's the most embarrassing way to go as a guy? This is number one, I think, unless it was some anal thing. Like if you got caught, if you like loud yourself to death, Chuck. The guy, remember that guy? We've actually...

10:07We watched it on the show, The Horse Guy. Oh, you were horse-bang to death. The horse guy. Yeah. That's pretty bad. No, the thing is, like, it's embarrassing, but that guy obviously isn't embarrassed about it. It was like him and his buddies were banging horses. That's a... I mean, that is a crazy video to go viral. Your horse banging death video. Well, sure. But I mean... That's not... I guess that's not what I'm looking for. That's so... That's like horrifying. That's the beastie alley. Yeah. But if I die with like my F machine, and I was like my knee and doggy, that's what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's why I think that stuff. Any of that stuff... That's the story. And you die from it, stuff itself. I'd rather auto-erotic asphyxiation than be after death. Maybe being after death. Yeah. He's just like my family. What about all that stuff? It's tough. Okay. Remember the guy up north in the basement.

11:07The guy in the basement was tied up. Oh, the ball torture one. Was it ball torture? He died. Remember the guy died. He was in one of the guys in his balls eaten. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. That's not what else ate my balls. I know, but I mean, you didn't know what I was up to. And now, you know, I was in a basement getting tied up. My balls chopped and everything. Because I liked it. Right. That's pretty embarrassing. If you didn't know I was cruising. Yeah, you didn't know I was cruising. Yeah, you didn't know I was cruising. I'm dead in the woods. Jason's dead in the woods. I was trying to solicit DJs out there. Yeah. That's what I'm camping for. Kevin Bacon. Oh, yeah. That's right. Kevin Bacon. It was Michigan's Kevin Bacon. Yeah. Man who killed Kevin Bacon ate his testicles sentenced to life in prison. Like I get it. Like that. The guy who did it. I mean, whoa, that's crazy and all that. But it is embarrassing to be right.

12:08We didn't know Jason was on Grindr. Right. We didn't know he was into being tied up by other men. Yeah. I mean, you know, you should have any time your secrets come out. You die when your secrets come out. Yeah. What about the guy who died and like took pictures of his poop coming out. Oh my God. The Dots and Bears. I forgot that show. It's different. Yes. Yeah. So was that the porn guy? Yes. And old Santa Claus looking guy was watching porn in his car on a old school DVD player. Yeah. While driving on an off ramp. Yeah. On a local freightways. That's the most embarrassing thing. That's got to be an accident. Yeah. Yeah. Died. And because he had his pants down jerking off. There was a turd that flew out of his backside. Yeah. Was his last act was pooping himself. That's all of our last act. And there's photos of it. There's photos of it. We were sent photos from the scenes. Did we heard? Yes. I don't remember seeing. I don't know if we showed them. You probably know. No, there was definitely a sense.

13:08We saw the turd in the guy's be ol. We didn't know if it was a dildo or what. Right. We were trying to figure out what it was. Turd. Yeah. So out of all those worst way to die, you're saying turd in the ass jerking ass. I mean, that's really bad. Yeah. I mean, that's really bad. I still think F machine. Like me on my back with my legs up with an F machine still going anyway. And I'm dead. That's terrible. I mean, it's awful. Like just the sound of like. As long as it's only you or your family, you know what I mean? Like no one, it doesn't become public. Yes. Public makes it worse, right? You could keep that private. Unless like the person who shows up knows me from the show and then they go tell everybody. Well, like picture of me. I guess the thing you'd have to watch out is if like you were at Disneyland. And did all that and got discovered there. Because then it's salacious and it's a big story and it goes nationwide. Man, discover it.

14:09No, Disneyland. Died due to the F machine. Right. I don't think they'd even do the story. But yes, I found the story. A new level of distracted driving was reached when a 58 year old man preoccupied by a pornographic movie on his phone and his phone crashed and rolled his vehicle all while not wearing pants. Clifford Ray Jones of Detroit was partially ejected through the sunroof when his 1996 Toyota was thrown from the vehicle and died with a turd in his bubble. And that's not in that story. No, we did. He was not wearing pants police told the Detroit news. It's part of the day been chucked the free conditional information that comes to us. Sometimes we get a little more of the fact more. So the rest of the people on news, did they didn't know that or talk about that? No, no, no. We had an insider on this. There was an insider who will remain to this day and get his identity as secret.

15:09I don't even think we know as identity, which is great. I do, right? Oh, don't say that. I don't. There we go. I don't ever got it. Yeah. I forgot all of it. That's it. That's what you say. You're already giving it. You're already still in it. You can't help but you never know. I know. I know. I know exactly who the guy is. I've got his email. Is that him? Yeah. Oh, no, sure. I got his age. I know. I thought it was. Maybe he said 56, 58. Why do I remember him as a black guy? I'm a black guy. But you sure remember his butt? I don't remember the color of his ass. Black. Right. Yeah, I don't think. Clifford Jelsey knows this guy. Yeah. It's not there. I didn't put on the word man. There, no. He's got the same name as this guy and now he, it's like, oh, you're the turt and the butt. I can't believe it. I got a little alert about your grandfather.

16:10That's where I'm. I'm apparently going to say that. I'm going to say that. So I don't know what he said. I'm not going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm not going to say that. You're not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. No, I'm not going to say that. were apparently died with a piece of turd coming out of his butt. I can't even, he was in bad. I thought he died in bad. Yeah, I know they don't have a picture. They didn't show a picture probably just because of the porn aspect of the story is bad. Exactly. Yeah. I'm surprised to even put all that in, you know. Yeah. I saved that. You did? Yeah. The picture. Yeah, I never deleted it because I came across it a couple years ago, but I don't be able to find it right now. I'm out turd mountain. I forgot what it's called. Oh, yeah. Poop. Poop. What if you search by, I don't even know what year that was. Yeah, what year was I? Oh, it was, uh, Dave, do you have a bourbon file? Yeah, I do. Don't look at my email, Lisa.

17:14I'm just trying to get that. I'm saving tips on bourbon. Oh, my God. I love it. I mean, immediately I was like, went right to my eye. I'm so embarrassed by that. I don't be embarrassed. I like it. That's where you put your files in. When we talked about bourbon, yeah. No, no, no, it's a great tips. Okay. This one. Try that. I've got my call. I got my phone file. I got my phone file. My watch file. I just thought that was funny. Anyway, back to the turd guy. Okay. So let's see if I look by date. Uh, thanks. Don't look at anymore of my files. Okay, your files. Um, I mean, unfortunately, we do a show every single day with email. I know every single day. What would it be on there? Like, how would you do accident accident accident? I would have to have an attachment. So you'd have to look for something with an attachment only.

18:16You got a bourbon folder. We're not a folder for all these guys. No, important stuff first. Collapse those folders here. Yeah, that's smart. Where did go? Well, you just collapsed all the folder. Yeah. You left. No, but I got it. I know that guy sent us the pick that day. Like the day of the accident. Oh, there's no. What's your looking for? Unless I put it in a different folder. I mean, it would be wild. This would be wild to find. Hmm. You wouldn't put it with all this stuff. No, I didn't say this is just, this is just emails from that time. Can you save every email? Huh? No, don't save them. They're there. They're there. Anyways, I can't find the dead man's turd. Oh, that's the new pirates of the Caribbean. All dead man's turd. I heard when you're done cataloging bourbon, maybe you can find it in the break. The things are I don't care about. The dead man's turd anymore. What I'm done. But bourbon, I care about anyway. Yeah, I guess that would be the worst.

19:17I think I got to die with a turd in your ass after being caught jerking off in your car. It's pretty bad. Yeah. But penis enlargement death. Also not great. You can check out this guy. We've been talking about who died during penis enlargement up at DavinShuckTheFreak.com. Here's a guy who was caught putting cameras in an airport bathroom and admits I'm a huge perfect. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what he said to the cops. Here's the story from KOMO TV. You want to go in the bathroom a quick? You just show us how you set this out? This is the clock that Port of Seattle police say contained a hidden camera and was placed in the bathroom at an airport food service company warehouse at C-TAC earlier this year. I think it's worth it. Charges say 31 year old Ben Hinglock. Burian placed the camera here and recorded co-workers in private. When the detective's question about it, he initially said he wanted to catch whoever had been making a mess in the bathroom. Do you know who put that up there? Yeah. You do. Who put the camera in the recording clock in the bathroom? You are a set up before. You know everything, so I'm just going to say it with me.

20:21What was it you? He even showed the detectives how he also hid his cell phone in the bathroom to record co-workers. They just assume it's a garbage. Yeah. That makes sense. Then the little fool just had to make a little more of your own garbage. He's making your airplane food. Special food. That's pretty creative. Police book calling into jail on 23 counts of voyeurism, but say the cameras could have been used to record people every 385 times. To dump. I told myself no more of that stuff because I don't want to get in trouble. I don't want to get no police involved. I don't want to get fired from this job because I love this job. I know I'm a huge pervert at home, but I never would think of doing anything in this stupid at work. Jeremy Harris, co-modeuse. I'm a huge pervert at home. Same dude. Chuck the freak. A huge perverted home. I mean, I am a huge pervert at home. Where it's normal. Is where you do your pervert? I know. That's the only place it's okay to do your pervert at home.

21:24Just keep it well in most situations. Just a real home. Yeah, privately, not affecting anyone else. He told the police that his hero was Quagmire from Family Guy. That's really in the report. He was kind of like a Quagmire type guy. You can go check this guy out at David Chuck the freak.com. Please do. But Ryan, he's special, right? I would think so. It looks like he looks like it with that pink belt. Yeah. The pink belt. The pink belt. I see a lot of guys in the pink. Also just not being smart enough to realize I shouldn't walk all these police through every way I would hide a camera everywhere. I can understand saying like, I know you know what's me. I'd love to talk to a lawyer. Yeah, so that's how we know you're special. I wouldn't even say that. You show them everything. Here's the clock. Here's where I put the phone.

22:25Here's I did this. Like if Dave pervert. If Dave put that clock up and that is one of those perv clocks. Right? And someone came in here and they're like, they sat Dave down and they said, Dave, who want to talk to you about that clock, you should just say, I'd like to talk to my lawyer. You don't go like come on, dude. Well, you never say let me show you the one in the bathroom. Like he went, oh, yes, he was like, you think that's bad. You're going to want this phone because I got a million videos. He was proud of it all of his days. Well, they did a really okay, because I believe that the guy's a little bit simple. Yes. And I believe that they, you could tell the female cop was kind of like, man, that's cool how you did that. That was crazy. He was like, oh, I'm getting praise. I'll tell you how I did every single thing they really used it. They did. They prayed on his specialness. But he's still taping people and right.

23:27And I don't expect the special janitor guy to tape me. I don't. You don't. You know, but turns out he was over 200. To think you'd notice that pink phone case. Well, he told you earlier how he hit it in like a black garbage bag. Oh, okay. Right. He used to cut a hole out of the garbage bag and put it in there. He told he confessed all of his secrets. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're going to love firework freeze five-hour energy. It's got bold, cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with firework freeze five-hour energy. Available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Download Dave and Chuck the Freaks Tasty Bits podcast on iTunes or Google Play.

24:28Another pervert from the seams of it. From the seams of it. Yeah. It's a new saying. Sure. It's made up from the seams of it. Uh-huh. Or maybe just drugged out. I don't know. I know what Jason would want from a 93-year-old. Yep. That's what I'm after. Oral. Here's the story from W. M. I'm giving it. 24-year-old Connor Norcross is facing several criminal charges after a 93-year-old woman called 911, claiming she woke up to him standing at the foot of her bed. Don't work from channel late. You want to talk to us? 24-year-old Connor Norcross was shocked to see us when we came knocking. He was arrested Tuesday after a 93-year-old woman says she woke up to him at the foot of her bed inside her Tampa apartment early Sunday morning. I'm 93 years old and I used to woke up and somebody was standing over my bed. I forgot so much. My patio door. I can't even stand on my bed. Law enforcement says the victim originally believed

25:28Norcross was her grandson. But when she realized he was a stranger, she told him she needed to get up and take her medication. Norcross then started rubbing her arm and told her he could get the medication for her. You want to get in bed with me? Again, like I said, Gluzolar, you think you're safe? It's all you need. I'm 93. I made it. Men don't care about me anymore. I'm Mary's this guy wants to get in my bed. See, Alice, why not? I'm going to believe this, but a young Jewish man showed up with a boner. Hard as a rock. I can get those pills readore. Oh, wow. Maybe he's going to make the sleep. Oh, yeah, I banged him. Was it night of my life? You want to get in bed with me? 93 years old. Hillsborough County detectives were able to identify Norcross through the apartment complex security footage. Tampa criminal defense attorney Bryant Camerino was impressed with the victims demeanor.

26:30And you know, a lot of people would understandably freak out in a situation like that. But she had the presence of mine to call 911 and make the complaint. Norcross was charged with the burglary of an occupied dwelling in battery on a victim over 65 and he bonded out for 25,000. So what kind of punishment could he face if convicted? If he has no prior record, chances are, again, he could be looking at maybe nothing more than probation. But if he has a significant prior record, then he's he yeah, he could be looking at prudent potentially up to life. And Norcross was not happy to see a show up at his door. So far, Norcross spent one night in jail and he bonded out Wednesday reporting in Tampa. Sandra Meshak, eight on your side. I'd love for them to show up with Jason's house. Hi, probation. No problem. I have a deal. Been there done that. I don't want to press any charges. Want that young man's phone number. I mean, she sounded like she was with it. Yeah. She did. Yeah. She totally did. She wanted to get in back with me.

27:31I'm 93 years old. That's ridiculous. That's a woman in disbelief. Yeah, like I can't believe it seriously. The last time she had sex. Oh my gosh. It's so long. 20 years ago. No. Yeah. She's like, I did. Probably. Damn. Yeah. She probably lost her husband. Yeah. So go. Sorry. Don't stop. I don't know. For those who lost their love. Yeah. It's a little stop. Some people, you know. Yeah. Make sure that 93 year old wants. Yeah. Yeah. You're working around. Yeah. He seemed out of it. He seemed out of it. He like stumbled at one point. So I'm like, oh man. But I mean, I don't know how wang you have to be to be like, you know, who's hot. That lady. I think it's just. No, he had no. Yeah. You're just on an adventure, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Touched her arm and wanted to get in her panties. It's awful. Arm. Arm. It feels different. I'm going to say it's like the desert. Wrinkly. The skin would move with you.

28:32I'll pull the lotion on your floor. Like Bob Barker's skin. The skin of Bob Barker. No, even 93 might be too much for old Jason. Oh, that's good. Damn. I mean, they do much for me. Hopefully we don't see you open an indoor like this. What a crime. No, just keep your fantasies, fantasies. Man, check, check your people, huh? Check your people. Check your people. See if it's the news. We got the cord now. It might be time to reattach it because according to a new report, streaming prices are increasing at a higher rate than cable ever did. Since 2022, streaming prices have jumped more than three times the rate of inflation, which is you probably noticed is pretty high itself right now. Apple TV. It started at $4.99 a month back in 2019. It has tripled since $4.99. It started at $4.99. Yeah. That's how they get you right. And you could lock in for like two years or something. It's now $11.99 with ads. That's not too bad though. With ads. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

29:32I mean, I get it, but I think I'm paying for two different things like 25 bucks each or whatever. It's like, oh my god. Netflix premium is up 125 percent since 2013. The cheapest tier of paramount plus is up 80 percent over the past five years. If you want to have all eight major streaming services without ads, it's $151 a month now. Four years ago, it was just $90 to have them all. Yeah. Keep going up. Obviously, unless you want to be lame going exclusively back to cable, may not be the solution. So what is they say streaming cycling? That's where you subscribe to one service at a time and alternate. Like you subscribe to Apple TV until you've caught up on all the stuff you want to watch. Then you drop it and then you pick up prime. It's a full time job. You're trying to keep up with that. Like, what do I have to cancel? What do I have to pause? You know? Well, this is this is a thing though. Like people will figure that out and this is what people will start to do. And then you base a whole like,

30:33like for me, like getting into this like fixing stuff world I realize like there's a whole big box store that's set up on just like what is on sale this weekend. And you just wait for the weekend to show up where you're looking for the one thing that you're looking for. And it's the same type of thing. People will adjust. You know, but that store makes money when someone like me who doesn't know the deal goes in there on a Tuesday and is like, I'm going to pay full price for this thing. And they're like, what a dummy. You know? So. But I think they just rely on our laziness that we just let it go. That's what I mean. Right? Every time I cancel one, then a show comes out that I'm like, oh, okay, I got a free sound. Every time. Yeah, like I cut out Disney Plus ESPN. Hulu. Hulu. I cut that out. I cut out Paramount. You know, I still have Netflix. It's just something that I.

31:34Well, you just had your watch in the gentleman. Well, that right. Yeah, but I mean, like generally before that, it's like, I'm just I scroll and I scroll. But then you just save it for football. You do. Yeah, that's true. And then prime I've got. And YouTube premium. And YouTube premium. And that's this isn't even including anything like that. Yeah, no, no. Because you're not my music. And then I like to get my music for my kids and me. Your storage. Whoa. Yeah, I just tried to put together a list of all the stuff we pay for every month. It was a shocking when I went into subscriptions on my phone and realized all the stuff that kids have signed up for that I didn't realize. Oh, man, it's just devastating. Because like I told you before, I mean, there was a night. There was a couple of years there where every other night Stella was signing up for a new Netflix account. From her room. And the mom's house. And her mom's house. She's like, I don't know what the log in is. I'll just start a new one. Oh my God. Oh my God.

32:34I wake up every morning from a notification from some streaming service. We're trying to log in. Oh, I want to make it something who knows what they're doing on it. Yeah. And then I always like, who is this? I know. I know. So the stuff they sign up for for me that is drives me crazy is like, they'll sign up for some app that helps them edit. Yes. And or something. Something they'll sign up. And then it's like, you're like, and they'll sign up for something that's like per week. I'm like, we paying per week. That's per week. Sorry. I forgot to cancel that. Jardid, dude, that wasn't supposed to keep that. It's sexy. It's sexy. It's the same way. Oh, I forgot to cancel that. No. Sorry, dad. I'm like, do you use it? Yeah, all the time. I'm like, I haven't seen a single thing you've ever done. What is it? An edit thing? It's like, yeah, like they'll have some kind of like, it'll help them edit their whatever

33:35of their own Snapchat or whatever making their cool videos. I see. Yeah. Videos to share on their stupid social media that they keep private from us that they only share with their friends. Rowan started some. I can't even remember what it is, but he started some channel that was just like edits of something and it got fairly big. But it's just like random. He's like, yeah, I just picked like a random. It was like a celebrity or something. He's like, I just make these stupid little edits and put them out and they just get views. I'm like, are you serious? So he's putting his time to good use then. Oh, he's first. I can't golf that much anymore, bro. Bro. I gotta do something else other than these classes. How about a part time job or something? No one's got time when you're at state. Lot of drinking and you do. No, no, no, no. The whole like you relax. Not alcohol.

34:36Relax. I've never even dreamed about it. Right. I don't do anything. Put my backpack down, dad. Don't get looking in there, dude. You're not gonna like what you see, dude. You're not. Well, that smells funny. I'd watch the Rowan show, though. Oh, yeah. I would watch it. It sounds highly interesting. It's also got to live the Rowan show. I think so. Yeah, he's Jason 2.0. Oh, man. Well, you better think you're something out quick. Yeah, it gets bad fast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can take a turn. Yeah, that's pretty devastating. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're gonna love Firework Freeze, Five Hour Energy. It's got bold, cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavor

35:38with zero sugar. Now, that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with Firework Freeze, Five Hour Energy, available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now, you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Download Dave and Chuck the Freaks Tasty Bits podcast on iTunes or Google Play. Next pervert is a cab driver filmed having sex in a parking lot. I'm meaning you're on your own time. You're taking a break. Jason couldn't find the video, but I quickly did. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. It was pretty easy to locate. Oh, did you listen to it or not? You couldn't. Jason. I don't know what they're gonna say. Is it okay or do you not know? I don't believe there was anything besides the laugh that I heard. Oh, look at me. I couldn't find it. Yeah, download it myself. So I didn't really get too much of a chance. But please, we're investigating after this cab driver was caught in the front and in the back.

36:40Oh, no. Yo, I'm standing there. Oh, did you see the ass? Yeah, I've got to buy muted it after that. There's the cab driver. Let's talk. You never want my car ass to show. Oh, no, my goodness. That is. Oh, that's too bad. Oh, wow. You're really getting after it. A video of the incident shared on TikTok, which is fairly easy to find. It appeared to show the red taxi parked on the top level of a parking lot. The clip shows a car during the daytime, the driver inside with another person. Part of a fleet belonging to a taxi service in Blackpool in the UK. The company is refusing to comment. Oh, and then he goes pick someone up right after that and the smell of sex still in that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That ain't great. I understand why you got a little trouble. The incident has been reported to the police and the taxi licensing service. They say they are looking into it now. Yeah, we just, you know, stick to doing the work.

37:40Don't bang somebody. If it's your own car, nothing I can really do about it. There probably is his own car that he's working for that taxi service and it's a labeled vehicle. And you still can't do it in parking lot like that. Right. We're only giving him my own car. I shouldn't just be. Yes, you can be a huge parking lot. No, a huge parking lot. But not in a parking lot. Yeah. Yeah, just a future reference, Jason. You just, you know, copy the name of the TikTok and you take your right. I went to the TikTok and it wasn't on there. But maybe I needed to be logged in or something. Okay, we just do it here live for you here. Let's go right there. I have to take you to that TikTok and oh, look there it is. Right? I'm a one. Okay, number one. Well, isn't that something? You learn something every day. Everything. You know, next time I'll be sure to do that. Thank you so much. You learned something every day. We got there. Another Rub-and-Tug bust. Did this one in New Hampshire? Spot owner was doing hand jobs, oral and full-on intercourse.

38:43That's a cool guy. Quite a, she. Oh, quite a full-service spot owner. The story from CBS 21. The only people that went in the building were men. And sometimes they didn't even park in the parking lot. We would see them park at other businesses, parking lots. And walk across the street and knock on the door. The investigation reportedly started with a complaint about what was happening inside this spa in North London, dairy township. According to charging documents, Wei ran the spa, enforced female employees to perform multiple sex acts for money. One victim said, worked seven days a week. Authorities also say they found sexual explicit online ads and reviews alleging those services were being offered. Police say an undercover officer later visited the spa and was offered a sexual service for an additional tip. That led investigators to get a search warrant

39:43where hundreds of condoms were found in the spa. Investigators say they also found message where Wei hired workers through an app called WeChat to discuss sexual services for money. According to those messages, workers were reportedly told they would be fired if they didn't perform those services. Did you see a lot of men going in compared to women? Yes, I don't know that I've ever seen a woman actually go into the business. It's not really a person, it's a woman goes. And our offices are only open until five, but they would be going in all day long. Wei is facing two counts of trafficking individuals in voluntary servitude, corrupt organizations, and other related prostitution offenses. Now according to the online court records, Wei has not been scheduled for a court date yet. Yeah, I mean, you hate to hear there are forcing people to do it.

40:44Yeah, but why do you think they must have gotten trouble before for using the word massage and not being licensed to perform? Because they've blacked it out on all of their signs. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because they've covered up the word massage. They just say, therapy. Can I tell you, it doesn't really do it well enough. So see it. So that's massage, you know, maybe cut it out or something. I don't know. I mean, I could clearly read it. Yeah, but they've obviously, they weren't licensed. Right? No. And so someone already cracked down, but how do you not, how do you crack down on the fact that they're not licensed yet? What if I just call it come on in for a rub? Like if I'm just giving you a rub and I'm not saying it's like a massage on some kind of weird. I don't think they say rub. No, I know. I don't know what the word would be, but like something. Like, can you call it, let me look, rub near me.

41:48Yeah, massage just come on. Love your body. Yeah, don't you say like rub down, give them rub down like a rub down body rubs. It's a body rub a sexual rub. I feel like it doesn't have to be, but it'd be nice. I'm gonna head down to a black unicorn. Yeah, you're right. They do V-steams. They do the the China steam. It's very cool. Yes, please. I'm here for my V-steam. Hope it is one of those. A little V-steam after work. Keep them young down there. Yeah, if you look up rub, it does bring up massage. I'm just saying, I mean like to think you could get in trouble because you have a massage in your title and you're not licensed. I don't know what you have to be licensed for and what you don't. Yeah, I'm not sure. As I just, you know, I'd start a thing. It's just like, hey, man's hair wash.

42:51That's what you're doing? Man's hair wash. That's, I mean, like, that's not, I don't need any kind of license for that. I don't think maybe I do. Come to Chuck the Freaks man's hair wash. Yeah, you cuts over there? No cuts. Oh, people just come get. Yeah, it should be license for that. Yeah, you have to be licensed. So it's just, you're only in there. So one of my fine ladies can wash your head and beard. I'm bald. Oh, my beard goes. All right, great. Sure. I'll get a face wash. Yeah. Just trying to make sure you're on the facial. You can't call it facial either because you got to be licensed to do. Right now, it's just a wash. We're just here to wash you. Yep. Human wash. Would you like the $400 full wash? Upgrade package. I would. I want all the folds. I want all the bells and whistles. The full body wash. Yeah, it's like, just like one of those car washes where you got to like, yeah, oh, the different tiers. Like the time I got your under the under the under garage.

43:51Undercarriage. Undercarriage. Yeah, it's going to cost you. Yeah, that's a real expensive part. I got a membership now. Get 30 a month. I love the idea now of buying an old car wash and turning it into that. All the signs are already set up. Wasn't there a sexual car wash over here? Yeah, the twin one. The twin one. Yeah, yeah. You don't need a license to do reflexology. They rub the feet down. Oh, there you go. You know what's not as smooth? You just need to do that. If I put that up to half the people even know what we're talking about. What'd you say, foot? Foot. Okay, so I can just be like foot rub. Yeah, check the Frick's foot rub. And then basic applications of like, lotions, you can rub the body down. You don't require license for that. I mean, look, I think you leave the rub near me. Yeah. That's in Michigan anyway. Is that just open that upstairs? You have a new business idea. Check the Frick's foot rub's up top. Dude, if we were, if we open to foot rub place, can you imagine a beach and a beach.

44:53People will be showing up here. Don't give anybody any ideas around here. Or not doing the rubs. No, I'm just saying. I mean, literally we just get like, six attractive people. Foreign ladies. To rub people's feet. They're killing it upstairs. Paying the bills finally. Yeah, some boys up there too. A light's gonna stay. People said people said. Well, foreign people. Okay. I have to, I don't care where they're from. Yeah. As long as they love rubbing. And it's their own choice. I don't want to make anyone do anything they don't want to do. Second floor. Yeah. We'd be never getting out of here. Like, stay on. I'm so jammed. Let's fix that AC. All that foot money. AC money. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'd have it all. AC to heat. Eat, AC money. Yep. Nice. It's black out all the windows up there. There's the plan. Someone just has to put it in place. I guess I'll rub for snacks. You want for snacks, that's it? Yeah, if we get some weekly, more weekly snacks.

45:55I'll do some rubs. You guys want the heat they see. I really like snacks. I do love snacks. Ryan, you think you'd take a shift to the health foot rub. We hate feet. Yeah, just let me stay in here. You hate feet. I forgot you hate feet. Yeah, but I would do it, I guess. Yeah. Sure. We got it all. Do our part. Whatever we, I mean, don't put this on the table. No, I don't know. We'll be rubbing other things. We'll be rubbing it all out. Exactly. We have a, it's called David Chetha Freaks rub out. Rub out. Yeah. You're traveling around to these different locations. I mean, we're horrors already. So I know. I know. As well. Okay. This is a spur of the moment, hot or not. Oh, okay. And I'm going to give you very little details. Let's just see what you can put together. Okay. Okay. Rachel Black, a Florida corrections worker. Yep.

46:56That's all I need to introduce contraband into a correctional facility. For her inmate lover. His girlfriend on the outside paid her to take the drugs to him on the inside. But she was also banging him as well. Wow. That's crazy. So that's all I can give you. All you got. That's all you got. Florida corrections lady is all you need to do. We've had a lot of hot corrections ladies. You're okay. Yeah, that's the UK. It's different. It's different over here in these parts. I'm going to go with the I'll be nice to her. I'll give her a three. Jason. She's a side piece. Right? Yeah. Yeah. She's the side piece. This is a big two. Big two. Big two. This is a big. And I think you guys are both wrong. You should have went higher. Oh, I think the fact that the girlfriend

47:58I don't know anything. That's just my opinion. The fact that the girlfriend is cool like setting something up with this like she doesn't think this guy would bang her at all and turns out he was banging her. Like I feel like she thought, oh, I'll just get her to bring the drugs in. He would never do anything with her. Right. Safe. Safe. Big two, big three. Here's the reveal. How you're going big? The corrections officer has been arrested. A cues of smuggling drugs into Florida state prison. She was arrested by the Bradford County Sheriff's Office. Our probable calls after David Shoes and inmate told a detective, Sergeant Rachel Black was in a romantic relationship with another inmate. The inmate being interviewed said his girlfriend gave Black the drugs and paid her $1800 to smuggle them into the prison. That inmate told the detective, Black previously brought them in meth and cannabis. Now that inmate said Black would put the drugs in the mop closet at the prison

48:58and he would then retrieve them. Black is facing charges. Oh, yeah. Right. He's contrabanding. Yeah. Pretty good. I thought maybe Dave was doing some trickery throwing this in there. That's one of the hottest corrections officers over here we've seen. I'd say a big three. Yeah. I think it's a three more like two to me is devastating. She ain't great but she ain't a two. Oh, big three is good. A big three is you got it right there, Charlie. Correctional facility. An unlawful use of a two way communication device. Yeah. You didn't have to do any math with this one. I just put my pen down. The second he said Florida corrections officer, lady. You're out. You're new. I just was like, okay, I don't need to do any more. Yeah. Rachel Black. But I mean, who knows what that inmate is like. But honestly, think about at least like Amber, Dave goes to jail and Amber's like, I got to get something on the inside to Dave. You're not picking a hot one. No, he, you said this up.

50:00Like there's no way. But Dave hasn't had it in a couple weeks and you know what happens. Oh, okay. I'm not going big three. He's got to put it somewhere. Dave's going black for sure. He goes black. Rachel Black. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Once you go black. Once you go, you never go back. Once you go big three, Rachel Black. Yeah. I doubt it. It's just never go back. It's desperation. Yeah, my guess is his girlfriend could look shockingly similar. She's what I think every corrections officer. Right. That's why the ones from the UK are so shocked. Yeah, they are very shocked. They are so attractive. Yeah. Which is like literally temptation. Yeah. This temps no one. Maybe she's got a nice smile. Looks like it. With her hair down, she might look nice. A moist entry is what she's like. I feel like missing teeth. No, really? Yep.

51:01Moist. No, no. Yeah, no, I didn't. You're already in your soul. Yeah, there's not a least. You just leave that one alone. Yeah. That's all she's offering up. Right? Yeah, I'm aiming that one that I think she's dead. And the corrections officer, that's dead, that like ran away with the guy. She busted him out of jail. And she looked like a roly bully. Yeah. Recipes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like dad to me. Talk about that. I thought we did. Yeah. There's a whole documentary out that's so crazy. All he did was say to her every time she walked by that she had a nice ass. All 10. And it worked. Yeah. And he was like a mison men tall. Yeah. He was like green mile tall. Huh? You want a roly bully? That's all you got to do. That's it. Nice ass. Compliments. Look at that ass. Compliments. Say it nice ass. Some of the compliments to me right now.

52:01I'd be there. I would be there. I haven't heard a compliment about me in so long. We all better get on to each other. We're not men. Oh, oh, do you? I'm waiting for Ryan to say something. Ryan already. Ryan's got too much. You got cool shirts, Chuck. Thank you so much. There you go. Your his. There he is. Thank you so much. By the way, people are saying that we'd make more money with our Chuck the Freaks foot rubs if they could rub our feet. Wow. Foring. Dave, are you putting your feet up? No, I'm not. Feeder up for grabs. Perverts going to rub me. They can't afford your feet. Exactly. Thank you, Jason. Yeah, Dave's in some kind of golden room that you have to get into. Okay, relax. That's VIP. Yeah. You want to touch Dave's feet? Big, we're going to need some big air conditioning bucks for that. Yeah. You can touch mine on the cheek. Yeah, I got to look into that. Like some kind of Dave access fee. Oh, okay. Swimply is the app we've talked about many times

53:05where you can rent out your pool. But several times now over the past little while, it's led to out of control pool parties. The latest one happening in San Diego, a chaotic scene in the neighbors are furious. Oh, yeah. In this normally quiet beautiful San Diego condo San. Oh my god. Here's the story from CBS 8. You show the chaotic after-math of a Sunday night pool party that took over this quiet North County neighborhood. Like every ten years of teenagers spilled out into the street. Neighbors say many appeared in toxicate at creating what they describe as a dangerous situation. Young teenagers who couldn't even drive themselves. Stumbling drunk, having to be supported by other people. Vomiting. There was a lot of public urination going on. Six or seven young ladies get into a single uber. There was somebody passed out in the middle of this call to sec,

54:06which the way they were driving. I'm thankful she didn't get hit. Matt Holstrup lives a few doors down. He says the neighborhood has dealt with parties here before, but nothing like this. Some kids, you know, they came to my place and hoping over the fence. So, you know, we start really like, oh, this is not safe anymore. Yeah, so on that roof. From his upstairs balcony, Zheng Shui show me where the party took place. Neighbors tell News 8B homeowner regularly rents out her pool on an app called Swimpley. A tenor who lives in the house showed me a text message from the homeowner saying the pool had been rented from 8 p.m. to 11.30. And instructing her to stay inside. There were lots of kids here. They are drinking and then I didn't lock the door and my door and then they went to my door. My stopgastol and I don't know what to do right now. I need my safe place, you know. She doesn't care. She just saying sorry. I need money. Senegal police responded to the scene. It's unclear whether any citations were issued or are resmade.

55:06I also reached out to Swimpley. A spokesperson says Sunday's party was not booked through the platform and that unauthorized parties disruptive behavior and illegal activity are prohibited. Now frustrated neighbors are urging their each away to step in. If that doesn't happen, they say legal action could be next. Everybody enjoys their home and has a parking now in that. But a commercial enterprise where you're renting it to people. I'm going to put par cheesy and some crackers. Oh my god. Can we get some fine art? Talk about release. I got the hottest Ujaz disc. Oh my god. Put it on. I insist. Boot a little bit beep beep. Oh my god. That's really has some American fusion. The guy is uptight. People are insane for running out their pools. I would never do it. I looked into though the insurance part of it because I'm big in that. Yeah, yeah. Most homeowners insurance will not cover it. And I don't think Swimpley will cover your ass in a lawsuit either. So you know, you're really like look at this to lose everything.

56:09Well, I always think people are on top of their like pool house roof. Right. So someone climbs up on Lisa's roof and tries to jump into the pool, misses and breaks their back and their paralyzed for life. And then it's like, they try and sue who's who's getting sued? Who's paying that bill? Swimpley is not paying it. There's no way. Right. I think that there's even been cases already. Really? Because that to me would be like the number one. Like I would never. I would never go for this. I know people that would think about it. Would think about running a pool out. No, never in a million years. To me, it's not even this is not the fear of the parties. It's the fear of your bacteria. It's the fear of your spirit. I'm worried about losing everything. You're worried about bacteria. Yeah. Lisa, pew. All of it. It's all bad. I'm not down with OPP. No, for me, I'm worried about someone get someone drowning. Yeah. Coming paralyzed, getting hit by a car, and then it's somehow flipped onto the homeowner

57:09because they agreed to let these people do something. Isn't pubes, dude? I don't drunk teenagers there. Oh, man. Yeah, I don't know. Like liability is just so scary. Yeah. Yeah, that's also a good thing. Yeah, even when I had the graduation party, I was like, like, rowing. Nobody. And I mean, nobody. I'm like, no one is allowed to do anything here. I'm like, because if you like being able to golf, you know, then you better make sure your friends don't drink and do stupid. I said, whatever you do, somewhere else, on your graduation, that's up to you guys. It's not here. Footage that was just making the rounds over the weekend, the Turkish man, Dova, a platform. I did not see you into the water. Didn't realize it was show. So shall I know? No, I'm gonna show it. There's a video. They show the video or show the death. Is it a D-die? He looks to see.

58:09I thought you meant like you was gonna jump off a cliff or something. No, it's just like he's on like this like, just like I hate this stuff. Here or something set up for, you know, sun tanning. And he checks the water and then dives head first. Oh, what a moron. They see never do that. Suffered a fatal neck in your dead. Oh. Got you. What a dummy. I know. That's your pull right? That's your pull. Yeah, you got that guy in your pull. That's what you see the guy with the shirt off right there. Yeah, exactly. He's got fecal flakes for sure. He's taking a dip. Nope. Yeah, that guy has got a ditty. Out of control, Pus. Buts dirty, dude. Get out of my pool. Yeah, freak. No, I would love to rent Dave's pull out. Without his knowledge, you are an A-hole. That's my nightmare. I know that Dave is leaving on a weekend. And I'm like, you know what? Let's do this. I'm in. Are you? Yeah. Got a bunch of buntings. I'll bring the kids.

59:10I'll bring the illogious. Oh, wow. You guys are going to party. Yeah. That's nice. You know, that would be nice. Dave offered that up to you guys. That's better for the kids. Slashing around. Yeah. They never leak any fluids. Yeah. Couple of kids pissing all day in this. Non-stop juice boxes. Eatin' snacks. Oh, yeah. He's got these stuff in his mouth. Chee-yos in the pool. I think you guys missed that corner. Go pee over there. We got to cover everything. Oh, my God.