I'm A Horse Monday (Hour 1) 3/2/26

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1:00Yeah! Follow the Petrosen Money Show wherever you get your podcasts. Now here's Petros Pavadequez and Matt Money Smith. Let us sacrifice one day to perhaps gain a whole life. A gong me you, Petrosen Money AM570LA Sports Live everywhere on the I-Hart. Thank you, you. My hard radio app that is a 3-6 show today, our first of the week. We will have three plus hour shows the rest of the week. But today, 3-6 because the Clippers are back in action tonight. After knocking off the Pelicans this weekend, three games under 500. They tip off against the Golden State Warriors in San Francisco at 7 p.m. That means we go to Adam Osland at 6 p.m. So not a lot of Dodger Spring training on this week. The next Dodger Spring training game will be Saturday versus the Rockies. First pitch at 505. So we'll have a lot of Dodger news as there is some sadness as Gavin Stone,

2:04also known in these parts as a stone boner, has a bad shoulder. And his shoulder is acting up and that's not a good sign. The shoulders are muy complex. So there is a situation there. And we will talk to David Vassay in our final hour regarding said situation. Tim Cates is back from his vacation and the wedding, the family wedding. So we'll hear about that, I guess, during how was your weekend? Tim Cates has returned. Very exciting. And Ronnie Foscio is here feeling a little better. I'm hoping. Yeah, he feels like a big horse. Ronnie, are you sick? No, I was last week. I was a wee bit into the weather, but much better now. Well, I just said, I hope he feels better. I mean, it's not like a, you know, don't make a big inquisition out of it. Thank you. Thank you, Petros. I appreciate it. I am better. Thank you. Now we're all concerned about everybody's well-being. You put them on the defense of Cates way to go.

3:04Now we're always concerned about everybody's well-being. Who me or Ronnie, that's what I read. Take your pick. All right. Make sure that you get the show on demand on the I Heart radio app. You could stream it live and it actually sounds better there. Unlike Rodney, we don't eat on the air. We try not to. And then you could also stream it later. A podcasting is what that's called on the I Heart radio app. Well, listen, some people unfortunately can't consume food at a rate in which, you know, the stinger is playing and by the time it's finished, that food has nothing sent to their stomach. Oh, and I wonder why somebody would get defensive around here. I've been known to get caught with a piece of food in my mouth when we return from break. When you eat, when you eat food off of people's plates like a dirty scavenger in a restaurant, for over two decades or something of your life, you grow up with a little bit of a different standard of humanity.

4:09But still, I think it's unprofessional to eat an energy bar while Dan Wike is going on and on. Well, that's why you bring Wike on or some form of it. You know, so he can go on and on and on and you can eat that power bar. And congratulations to turn the mic off. Congratulations to Tim Cates on the wonderful wedding of beautiful Ruby Cates out in Arizona. Very nice Twitter thing. I don't know if we were going to talk about it, but then there was a Twitter post. So I felt like I guess it's okay to say because you put it up on X. X marks a spot. Put it on Instagram, but that's a private Instagram. Yeah. It's a private Instagram. Yeah, Ronnie does Instagram so you can see it. When I saw it on X, well, Ronnie was invited, but it was just the one just no plus one. I didn't get a plus one. Yeah. No plus one on that. This was a very beautiful, very fusevo out in Arizona. It was a small wedding. We had a hundred people there for my oldest daughter, Rudy.

5:10A lot of people. Well, freaking party, man. And it got to that point where it's like, all right, you get to 100. And then do you really open it up because you can get to 250 to 75? I'm like, I can't afford that. We are not doing that. So we had a budget. We had to stay there. And certainly there's a certain standard that my daughter wants for her wedding. I'm going to give it to her. The best of the best. And so. And your daughter said, your daughter said, listen, gray goose vodka, whistle pig ride. Right. And what it hates do. She was empty bottles of gray goose and whistle pig and he dumped in some pop off and some early times and just made it look like that. And nobody knew anything. No harm. No foul. When it came to early times in somebody's face, it lighted a fire. When it came to selecting which key is. Of course I wasn't invited. Tear of alcohol you wanted. We went to the top tier. And when they said, how many hours, sir, would you like to have the bar open? I like LeBron James said, not one, not two, not three, not four. Five hours, please.

6:10Like LeBron James, like LeBron James, she said, I'm not as numbers guy. So the whole, the whole wedding, it doesn't matter how many hours. And I believe that was Ruby Kate's wish. She is a top shelf alcohol girl. Only the best. She said she points to the top of the shelf. And that, and I did ask Kate's why I wasn't invited, man. And I guess it sticks a little more because he said there was some concern about how quickly and how much you would have eaten. To where, you know, the food, you know, it's almost like kind of like a display at a wedding. And that, you know, because I eat so quickly. They would take away from Ruby. It's her day. Everything would be taken. This is her day, not your day. Right. And it's important to let her have it. Somebody eating a burrito at a rapid pace. That might take some, some attention away from the bride. We did have burritos late night. The last 30 minutes. Like, you know, I've been drinking a little bit. It was, it was breakfast burritos at 10 30 at night. Like a little. Nice touch. Very cool. Yeah. Good, good touch there. Yeah. When they do the pizza or like the in and out truck.

7:11Right. They did have Petrol's name thrown out as a verb. But when I was eating my half of the breakfast burrito. One of my daughters said, Dad, you really petrosed that burrito? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See? You were part of the ceremony after all, Pete. True story had happened. Did you drink a lot, Gates? Did you get a little sideways? Yeah. You did? Yeah. I had a great time. Everybody had a great time. We told our daughters, when you get married, it is going to be a celebration. It is going to be a party. And it is going to be an open bar. Because I went to a wedding a long, long time ago. Oh, boy. Here and someone got to catch a straight here. So did I. And at that wedding. I know a guy that didn't even show up. There was a celebration afterwards at the reception. And that bar was only open for, I mean, it felt like minutes before they closed that. And they said, all right, get your credit cards to cash out. The open bar has closed. And I said, that will never happen. Never have a wedding for any of my kids where that open bar is there for an hour or less.

8:12Yeah. You don't want people walking out being like that cheap bastard. Right. I spent $90 on seven sevens for Steve Hartman. You should replace. You know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, the move is to replace everything with incredibly strong. They're not going to let you do that. That way. Like they get super drunk. You get super drunk. It's like it's all bookers. Or bakers or whatever that 300 proof whiskey is. I was doing shots of makers, shots of Tito's shots. Yeah. It was it was a cup beers. We got red wine. What else did I have? Did you try to affect this later? Where the parents of the groom like, boy, we really married into a lush family, didn't we? Yeah. The dad over there. You know, I mean, my father, as you can imagine, he can drink like a tank. You know, like, I mean, he's a huge man. And I never, you know, I don't think I could be in my life like be like dad's drunk. You know, it's like I could never really tell.

9:12I mean, I'm sure he was. But I do remember at my brother's wedding, seeing him peeing in the bushes and fall over. I was like, I think that's the shadow of the dawn over there. And he was like, oh, he went down. And I was like, oh, my God. You know, like, I got to go rescue dad. You know, I didn't even go over there. I was like, I didn't want to get it. You know, his boots all over my face. You know, like, and pee everywhere. But I do remember that, you know, that didn't happen. Nothing like that. We're like, who's that guy hunched over the cactus, pumping his hips? Oh, no. No, no, nothing like that happened. I was civil. I was fine. I was able to drive home or back to the hotel afterwards. It was great. The police did show up on Friday night at the wedding, which they show up. Was it like we know the cases are cop, friendly? I wish. And they want to blow up the world. Was it at a private residence? No. It was at a place called El Choro Lodge in Surda Hell. Surda Hell. It's at a lot. Yeah. What are the cops there for? Well, the officer showed up and I said, everything okay.

10:13And he says, oh, yeah, yeah. This is part of my patrol duty in our area. And I just make sure everything's okay with the parties and receptions on Fridays and Saturdays when I work. So it was like everybody's having a great time. Very nice. And then proceeded to have some of the cake. Which I didn't get to offer it to him. Officer, would you like to be scared? He just took it. He just took it. Yeah. He just rolled over to the order. I don't mind if I do. He had a slice of the cake and nobody was going to tell him that. He's making all kinds of noise. We had one, two, three. We had four police officers that were there. Not working, but just at the wedding. Right. And so everything was fine. We had no problems. And the police officer who showed up in uniform from Scottsdale was great. Did you make the opportunity to get the bench warrant against your name cleared? No. I didn't have time to go over it with them. Only you would have seen that opening, Matt. Only you would have seen. You're like Barry Sanders, Matt. You see a daylight where no one else sees it. Because you're enjoying that strawberry shortcake layer of the wedding cake.

11:15Let me throw something at you here. Check out my California license. Why don't you throw that in the system real quick. Tell me what comes up. The last thing I want him to say is like, Sir, need to come with me. You're under arrest. You got two bench warrants out for outstanding tickets that have been on three years. Oh God, if only that's why you showed up. And I saw a rental car registered to a Tim Cates here. That would have been bad. Yes. Yeah. Live band or DJ? We had a DJ. DJ played music until what time? DJ played music until 11 o'clock. Okay. So we had alcohol, certain 1030. Every country. I saw the groom. I saw his dad. It was it was a plethora of everything. I mean, you go back. We had every genre, every decade. Did you guys do the boot scoot buggy? No. Didn't do that. Didn't do the chicken thing. That was off limits. You know, all that stuff was not allowed. But we had a great time. We had a great time. A lot of 80s music. Ruby is very eclectic in her music. I like her dad. So she picked out a lot of good songs.

12:15Go T.A. What was the first? What was the first echo? What was the daddy daughter dance? Go T.A. Sweet child of mine. Oh. Was it really? Yes. What about that? Yes. Did you shake some ass? Well, you know, the first part. Did you wear weses slash outfit? We had to wear rock and bruises. What a part. I should have done that. But you know, it starts off with like a guitar, you know, going and everything. First, it was like the first 30 to 40 seconds is that. And so we had a whole build up where like she was going to be on one side of the place. I was going to be on the other side. And like, we're going to pull her out there. Yeah, it was all going to be set up, right? Okay. Okay, so as this is playing,be ready to get a little music here for... As this I gotta hear on my computer, um, as this is played, this is my cue to start looking for her. I'm in the bathroom washing my hands, talking... After shadows and shadows jagged down... Talking to two of the screen... On screen about La Branche? Four worse screen about La Branche. No, two of the grooms is like, man, you work for the Dodger station?

13:15Hey, do you know that Tony? I'm like no, I know how he's like. Do you know Pokeено, about Muci backs. You know that I'm a Muzee? I'm like, I don't know Muzees. And I hear this. I'm like I gotta go guys and I ran out of the bathroom looking for daddy daddy's nowhere to be found No, I got there just before he started singing and Grabbed her hand and we started dancing and people were laughing and they all thought it was staged and That was supposed to be staged, but because you're so drunk and so impressive as the Dodger guy It made it real. I thought these guys gonna run down the line of all right, you know we'll smooth then Okay, I bought next month's he like we got through three guys and I was like I gotta go gotta go got him out of here I know the dead ball guy. I did here. I was in the bathroom at the urinal and I hear somebody said my wife Nice. Yeah, so strong. All right, not sure who it was, but somebody yelled it out Okay, right I did walk now. All right. You're in Arizona. Mm-hmm Spring training is right there

14:15Was David Vassay invited the ruby sweaty. No No, that's it. I wasn't invited to his why should I invite him to my daughters fair point there was nobody nobody from work Nobody was invited nobody not one work person like if Stephen Nelson or somebody random was there like Jonas or something I'd be pretty hot. Jonas and his wife were there. They were They're dear friends of mine outside of work Again, we got to that whole barrier. You have to understand it's a it's an out of state It's you know, it's not really a destination, but it's an out of state way not only is it out of the state as Matt has pointed out It's out of state in a place where you're wanted the bench wants out This is true and in order to to keep it out of level that she wanted and the things that she wanted at the wedding sure In order to maintain that we had to flush away the crowd and then you get to a hundred It was kind of like the perfect family close friends. Yeah of the blind group and then if you can get to the working You can tell everybody else now. We're literally looking at 250 to 260 ish. Yeah, no dance. No, not I believe I believe what you were saying if I didn't see this whole thing on

15:20Don Martin's Instagram and he was out Let me tell you some robin were dancing like no tomorrow right now I've sweet James what it came in and like hey, I'll sponsor the wedding and don't well You can't have your daughter's wedding sponsored by a personal injury attorney. Why not QR code in the back of the program, right says no No, I will I will I will I and honest answer Good would would not be the least bit offended can't speak for petros. Okay, you had to labor over the thought of inviting Colony all the time you two spend together in that studio during Dodgers I did and I Don't you think that would be a little awkward with Leslie right there, and here's my here's my Gays and boyfriend that I spend nights with stop my new boyfriend It was it was that whole like you open the door to Colin that it opens the door to everybody here Colin and Brian blackmore smells the food and comes right in

16:23You can't close it fast enough behind Colin. Okay, then it's okay for 30 years Does not it cut in a piece of sheet cake does black. We're gonna plus one then you know How does that work? You know Dave Wies is he get a plus one? I mean we start opening doors It's not you lean back the the layers here Wies is crawling in talking to your wife during the wedding dance about David Howard She's looking to the side like how do I get out of this conversation and at least should know that's right there with Dave You know it's a whole piece is mentioning people that work in I heart that your wife has no idea about right or has never You know that is I mean God That's a great point. That's the last thing you'd want I do not want to hear about work. I don't want anyone talking to me from work. That's that's Yeah, well played well played Hey, listen believe me guys. It was talked about we had a whole list left and right column like what we're gonna do here I mean just got one on a Friday. It was on a Friday. We could have done the show from there I know I just think we've gone from Friday from the wedding believe me if if if we could have got like sweet

17:26That's the bride and groom I mean if Sapporo beer what it came in is a you know a title sponsor would have been very cool as well Yeah, we put the in-laws at the 45s. Oh look at me is it's the Eto and father-daughter dance It's one if one of the in-laws was like how come that you know the groom man got the groom's mom We could have pulled a fryer talks endorsement like nothing right like nothing we could have pulled that Right away if people got mad about the timing we could always be like No, actually you want to be in prime time. We had them on first, but you're going it You know, I mean we could really sweet talk everybody right? I think it would be a great situation for us Especially if you get a group of Maudello in there Tuxedo sponsorship and group of them believe me all this was talked about I was told if you do that you You won't be invited to the way we could have like a visit Rwanda sewn into Ruby's dress That'd be incredible And that's where they're going on their honeymoon Perfect time right now could be seven days

18:26We came home with terrible scarlet fever The good thing it was it was only the hottest day on record in February Since they've been recording it since night or 1894 better than rain better than the coolest day on them into that Matt You're right Listen, let me ask you one thing one scenario because it's all over now You got one over on everybody. We didn't get invited got one over Blackmore didn't slip in behind Colin sniffing all that charbrale bee for whatever they served Let's say you know you know for a fact Uncle lawn Rosen if he's invited gives you all three rings that you earned 2020 2024 2025 gonna be in your hand. Mm-hmm if you invite uncle lawn plus one. Yep Are you doing it? Not only am I inviting him? I will pay for his travel out there. Yeah, his hotel

19:29Uncle lawn now. Look at that. He's called on is doesn't travel cheat He is sitting at table three which in the lineup was right in front of the bride and groom's table The groom is gonna sit over here Uncle lawn's gonna sit with Ruby. That's right Oh, I will say I only have the one photo that you posted on On the Twitter and the one photo you posted on the Instagram, but your son-in-law Matthew if I were to paint a picture for the listeners minds eye to me Has a doc holiday as played by Val Kilmer in two stone look to him He looks like an extra in a western. Yes, you good looking kid It looks like he could drive over St. Tessadona and be in stage coach He looks like he could have been in the back seat When case and show McDonald we're driving to the okay Corral guys, I'm part of a reenactment at three. Could you give me a ride? This is very true there's a mustaches are like the thing now with these 21

20:31I remember I saw him in the sweet Dodger stadium. I saw that moustacheed guy in the suite at Dodger stadium I thought he's gonna pull a revolver out He kind of stood you know the sun was set it behind him He kind of stood and stared me up and down. It's like big iron, you know like I was like wow Because he participates in okay Corral reenactments This is mean the the new the new union will be residing in Arizona Yeah, they've got a place in Chandler Arizona that they're going to be living so she's staying over that You know what's from Chandler. I'm sure you set it in your speech. Of course Cody Belinger, right? Brad Huntley, yeah, you'd be like, hey, he's bread-hundly fans in the house I did start it off by you know, I'm on one to speak in front of people. I really get embarrassed talking My real life he's on the radio Mr. K. I'm Mr. K. So I know you're supposed to be outside, but do you know Shohei? No, I don't how about mookie you know mookie

21:38I do not, but great chat young men. You have nice penis. I have to go out My daughter you guys want to hear me do a Sapporo commercial close your eyes Wouldn't have been something though sweet James would have sponsored it man. I'm really kicking myself Yeah, it would have been like what are we talking about sweet James cocktail napkins or sweet james dot com like painted on your daughter's back All of it used to do like golden corral or we whatever it was, you know golden palace all of it the boxers I know you haven't been to Arizona since our last spring training trip But let me tell you if you thought there was a lot of sweet James billboards in Southern California Wait till you get to the greater Phoenix look at all of the sun. They are Everywhere look at that easy official sponsor the phoenix sons out there in the desert Was the uh was the table was the table gift a one free consultation We sweet James accident turning it would have been absolutely, you know the

22:38If sweet James is invited though it takes away from the bride That's you know what I mean? It's like Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham's wedding They say that let's have the coolest person in the room come up to the stage in sweet James walks Well there were the bride runs away in tears. There was a a big country concert this Friday and Saturday in Phoenix Your tempi excuse me and Friday night headline. He was Luke Bryan and Derek's Bentley. Oh along with uh brother's Osborne So yeah, you were going head to head with that we were going head to head with that and we actually thought of maybe somehow trying to get a message or something One of them like hey You're invited come on by come on by the guys that sing rocky top the Osborne brothers. Is that brother's Osborne? Oh, okay Sorry my bad come on petriots Well, what what a great story about Ruby Kates's wedding. Yeah, lovely a lovely person and congratulations to the young couple many happy years Thank you. I think the the next two daughters will have bigger weddings I hope to invite people from work. So If we're all still around here. Well not if it means you know we have to eat

23:42Tacos from a truck Paulinas tacos. They're good There are go and Oiocha. Do you have any cranberry juice? No Do you have any club soda? We did not Any tonic water. No. Do you have any mixers at all? We do have this Eto and Oiocha green tea Is the one mix where we have the official green tea of A570 Zen she sushi has been out of the sun for seven hours During the ceremony What you do is you approach the table you take your your platter your plastic platter of mixed sushi To your to your table and that's your dinner You know what the menu was. Tell us about this plate of sushi you've brought us sir I had the mango chili and my god was it delicious. Oh god The menus was all bj's restaurant and brew house Let's move these for everybody. Oh the wedding cake is a giant bazooki Where were all these great ideas like a year ago? You didn't tell us about the wedding. Yeah

24:42Get ready Layla. Yeah Layla you're All How do you feel about Japanese beer sweety All right, we'll be back. We have to talk about sports, but Tim's Tim's daughter getting married. It's pretty funny. I took her to get a tattoo the night before about that boys Did you get one with her? No, no, no, what the hell? Why would you not get a matching tattoo? No, no, no She got she got my last name on her arm. Well, it's her last name too. Well, not anymore But yeah, all right. Well, she also got a Bob's big boy head right on the middle of her neck To honor to honored her to look like a Jason of Upbreaking. She's got a big boy head right there on the neck. It's unreal Hey, we're all these great ideas still Should have done this could have shared it with us on the air gates We wouldn't have been offended at not being invited We would have made it a hell of an event that would have cost you a lot less and been a lot worse Out of it terrible Think of all the family members who'd be estranged from now that it's over. There's not many more again

25:51Is that an app where all spritz on the table of the the young ladies in the photo they took together? Uh, it might be I'm sure that'd be a popular choice What a Ruby's friends all 45 years Ha Sweetie, I like that idea with the last name, but it's really think the big boy ran out of the center of the neck Propriate right from the before the wedding. I did it for you dad That's where we used to go. I did it to honor you chocolate shakes Matthew hates it, but I did it for you We'll be back with some reaction to be in the college basketball equivalent of the Korean movie, Old Boy. Next. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chamba. Jump in at chambacasino.com.

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27:52So why not you? Try Odo for free at odo.com. That's odo.com. This is Petro Sinmoney on demand. How was your weekend coming up in the next segment? David Vassay, in our final hour, Dodgers, victory. I'll tell you how my weekend wasn't. I wasn't on a lavish wedding with top shelf liquor in an open bar in Arizona. I know it was high. Wasn't even a second thought. I'll tell you all bad, though, I was a weekend. Yeah, it's coming up in the very next segment. But first, Matt, let's get to it. The guy who threw the ball off the other guy's face from UCLA, the USC guy, the star forward Chad Baker, Mazara, 26 years old, with the sideshow bob hair, has been kicked off the USC team.

28:53Don McLean was calling the game. USC got blown out by the mayor and his number 12 Nebraska team. They have the same treatment in mind for UCLA this week. Baker, Mazara, fell hard blocking a guy's shot, went out, and would not return. Told Eric Musselman, but he was done. I'm good. He went and sat behind the bench with other injured players and some fans. Some literally sitting next to fans. And now it's over. USC has UW and UCLA to finish the year. Baker, Mazara, is 26. He is a graduate student. Where is his degree from? I'm going to guess. Maybe Auburn. He went to an academy at a high school.

29:54But he's already in his residency. He's not even a grad student. Well, he went to his academy at a high school. So that's one year. Then he signed with Duquesane in Pittsburgh. The dukes. Then San Diego State. Then he went to a JC Northwest Florida State JC. Then I believe you ran into him at Auburn, Matt. He was there for two years. If I remember right, we did a couple of games last year. I think he was kicked off. Yeah, he got kicked off of Auburn. This isn't the first time. I thought he was kicked off San Diego State. Oh, he did. That's why he went to the Juco. Auburn let him leave. Yeah, and this might be a little bit of that. But he got kicked out of San Diego State. Yeah. But they did make the final four last year. Now USC and he's 26 years old. And perhaps, Matt, you will see USC in the big 10 tournament. But you will not see them with Chad Baker, Mazara.

30:54Good luck to the Muscaloo, Eric Musselman. Now with that being the case, Matt, you'd think because Elijah Arenas who was hurt in a car accident and coming back slowly from a bad accident and bad leg injury after the accident. I don't think they're related, but I heard his leg badly playing after the accident. He came back a while back. He's their number one player. Gilbert Arenas's dad, you'd think that maybe now that Chad Baker, Mazara's gone, Gilbert Arenas would just quietly move on. But he went on Twitter and gave a whole speech about how now USC sucks. And he can't believe they left the guy quit. Would you like to hear the speech? I would, because that's strange. It is, right? He calls him a terrible JV team now. Yeah. And believe he uses a bunch of N words and many, many extremely offensive words and phrases.

31:58Right before the tournament, this is what we're doing, our best player. Mr. I get buckets every night. He brings it every night. Guaranteed 18, 20 every night. We try to, I got my, I got my four on. I don't know who he cussed out. But get over it. He's right. Right? Whatever. And when you did best to play on the team, whatever you say, you right. If he says them to suck, he's right. We've watching the game. Give him the bulk of the way. That's the offense. Damn, we supposed to be playing on the tournament, man. I know we've got to watch this junior varsity as the team. They're saying, I think got the upsets. Very upset. Yeah. Your father has a tantrum on Twitter. Yeah. Because a 26 year old guy got kicked off the team. 26. Second time kicked off the team.

33:01Eric Musselman's fingernails are holding on to the cracks of the foundation. If you see basketball right now, a rough situation. Yeah. And that's a real tantrum from Agent Zero. Yeah. Who was never really known as a make the sacrifice for the team kind of guy. Hell of a score. Hell of a basketball player. But never quite known as kind of that. You mean like almost like a detriment in the locker room, like bringing guns in the locker room and stuff like that? Just kind of like a stat guy, right? So your guys just chase a bunch of stats. Chad Baker, Mazar, gonna get you 19 a night. But god damn, is he a nightmare? And the sweet guy. So you guys are surprised he took this angle to it as opposed to. That's okay. My boy's here. My boy's going to score 30 a night. How about just not saying anything? Yeah. You know, why do you have to chime in about? I mean, maybe your friends with sideshow Bob Mazarah, but I mean, I don't know. Maybe maybe you're in the same draft class. Of course, he's friends with him. Maybe Elijah and him are close.

34:01But you still can't call it a JV team. Now that's not cool. I mean, if anything's a JV team, compared to a 26 year old guy. 26. What do you want? 15. So anyway, that's the same. I think his high school class was the same. I remember reading as Jonathan Cummings, who already got punched by Dremon Green and traded, and Cade Cunningham, who's probably going to win the MVP this year. Yeah, he's the Carson back deal. Carson back of basketball. Yes, basically. Carson back, who like was the same draft class as Bryce Young. And C-Chick Stroud. This was a headline, Matt. And you tell me if it's true or fake. Okay. Chad Baker. What should the headline be? No, no, no, not that. I have a different headline for that. Sorry, Chad Baker. Mazarah was dismissed from USC's men's basketball team yesterday. After an internal investigation determined, he falsified his birth certificate. But anonymous tip reportedly suggested that Dominican native is actually 32 years old.

35:05And a father of four. That's real. That is real. Somebody said that to me, and then they said, Oh, whoops, I think it's fake. And I said, I'm going with it anyway. Let's go. All right, what are your headlines, Matt? What would the headline be with that? What should the headline be today? Orcs, that's all we think about. There's the yellow story nobody's talking about. You know, I'm not a racist. I mean, I hope you do. What's your reaction? He's a bad headline. What are the headlines? Matt, the fires of romance are boiling before the Aussie Grand Prix this week. The F1 debut, Lewis Hamilton, and Kim Kardashian. 41 and 45 respectively. Beautiful box of backseaters. All my attention. All minutes of all days. The Kate's family with Mr. Matthew, the groomsman, not a horse groomsman, but a groom. Mr. Matthew was not the only guy and the Kate's family out in Utah, Arizona, or that area for romance.

36:08For court. Because Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton were spotted Saturday near Lake Powell in Arizona, not far from the nuptials. How about that? And according to TMZ, they snapped a selfie in the desert sunset. Apparently, they stayed at Amon Giri, which is a bougie resort in Utah right near the Arizona border that averages $7,000 a night. That's no skin off. Lewis is nose or one of Kim Kardashian's eyelashes. Lewis, not heard behind Matt, that's, that's crass. Is it? That's the thing that poop tumbles out of, okay? That's right. No matter how pretty you're behind this, poop still comes out of it, okay? Lewis, I never forget that. Lewis continues to not answer questions as he climbs mountains beyond mountains like fellow Brits or Edmund Hillary before him.

37:11Lewis, when asked about Kim Kardashian, says, you know, it's personal. And Kim and Lewis were in Europe. Then they're at the Super Bowl. Then they're at Lake Powell. They seem very happy, Matt. Why can't you be happy for them? I just feel like I know how it ends. No. Kind of like how we felt like every F1 race was going to end two years ago. You just kind of knew what was in store. Ruby Cates wasn't the only girl to get married over the weekend. Anyway, before that, any comments from Lewis? Lewis, you're here in Australia. You thought I'd be focused on the Aussie track that looks like a big penis, but instead, my focus has been on Kim's behind and how to mount it with my wee size. But Ferrari's the fastest team this year. Lewis, this is terrible timing.

38:11I'm quite happy with the power plant. Wow, this year. Speaking of power plants. I put my power plant inside of it. Yeah, God, Matt. How were you able to tell Lewis? I just took a guess. I just took a word for it, mate. It's a magic on. In other F1 WAG news, Matt. A follow-up to our report. A follow-up to our report. Ruby Cates and Matthew, the mustache, were not the only people to be married over the weekend. Charles LeClaire engaged to his girl, Alexandra St. Mia. Matt, they were married over the weekend in his hometown of Monaco. Whoa, that's right. And afterwards, they drove about in a Ferrari vintage 1951 testa. Short for Ferrari testicle.

39:13It did look pretty damn cool. It had a very keen, I mean, you know, I know it wasn't an Aston Martin, but it had a James Bond kind of vibe, a very attractive woman, good-looking guy, fancy car. Ruby Cates had a sweet Nissan Pathfinder painted like the American flag. It was pretty cool. Sorry, baby, I spent all the money on the bar. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Baker, Missouri. Last week, throwing the ball off a guy's face this week, he's golf the team. Congratulations to Lewis and Kim. Looking forward to the Aussie Grand Prix. And little Charles or Charles and Alexandra. How is your weekend, isn't it? You know, we got to watch this junior varsity and play it, but they got themselves. Hey, it's Cole Swindell.

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42:33True story. Tip off is at 7. Don't forget to podcast the show in the iHeartRadio app for your smartphone, which is free. Or you can stream it live there. And that's really fun, because you don't miss a thing. We did talk about Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian. And you might think the perfect sound bite for them does not exist. But as we learned last week in the F1 report, it does. Yes, thank you. Moving on. It's not easy. You know, he's he's got a biggest spot. He's got a circular like a weasel. For a week, get in there Lewis. Get in there, mate. All right. It's Monday. I'm going to do what I do. The weekend is mine. So we've been trying to wake days like the weekend. How was your weekend?

43:34Well, Mr. Matthew. Surf Saturday morning, no waves. But beautiful morning hung out in the water for a while. Watch some combine coverage. Road bikes. They're going to do a combine story later, Matt. I am. Or you're going to do a cycle. Or you're going to do a cycle. Oh, cruiser bike recap. Went over to the good doctors for a sunset surf. As the waves picked up a little bit, there were shark-siding signs everywhere. So we were the only two that were out. Kind of cool. Now you're not scared of them, shark, right? Yeah, scared of no sharks, man. You kidding me? We barbecued some boba burgers for dinner. And we watched the wives and the good doctor. And I watched the cui.edu slash coaching pivotal contest against Hawaii Pacific. Win and in. Hawaii Pacific is our one from the Strip Mall. Exactly right. That's the Strip Mall school that we did that story at the beginning of the season. I've been all over college all over this year.

44:35And they are, I think, the third rated team in the Pac West. CUI needed a win to get in. And Kaden Minner with some big K-bombs there at the end. And a couple big blocks. And they were. Is that what they call them in the Concordia area? K-bombs? That's what I call them. I don't think he likes it very much. But congratulations to the Eagles as they are now in the Pac West. How many K-bombs are you getting in today? Please don't say that, Mr. Smith. It's really lame. Sunday the wakes were terrible. Did not do dawn patrol. Wait until around 10 a.m. to get in the water. So surfed a little bit later. My pal, I ran into the lovely Shannon Farron and her husband. They were walking along the beach as I was getting out. Had not seen her since the season ended. My pal, Dave, turned 50. Had his party at ballast point. Old stomping grounds on the summer tour. So went over there for a private party on the patio. For a couple hours, some Michaladas. Where they serve their Michaladas.

45:36Not with the candy straw that you can eat, but with a sucker that you can suck. A little sweet and spicy sucker to go along with your meat. That is a prevalent in the Mexican world, Matt. I felt very... You must have felt pretty Mexican. I didn't feel Mexican. Did you leave? Did you tell your wife? You know what, baby? You know what, babe? It's not about the white man. It's not about the black man or the Mexican. Exactly right. My mother-in-law is a leap year baby. So it was her birthday as well. We took her out. She wanted to go to Duke's for that hula pie. So we went there. For dinner. So a lot of eating out yesterday and everyone's sick. So that's not ideal. Are you blaming Duke for that? Does he swam so many waters? Sick on the way to Duke's. Sick while sitting at the Duke's. And sick walking out of Duke's with their $12 parking, which I was not happy about. But alas, it's the Huntington Beach pier. So I guess if you're going to valet, you're paying for the pier.

46:38But it's like, if you want me to talk to the mayor, Casey McKeon, and have a word about the parking rates, perhaps we will. It's just see if you want to, if you want to contact anybody else on the Huntington Beach Council. You know what? Yeah, I know the mayor, but I also watch Butch Twining. How about Chad? It was the mayor pro 10. Seal, a seal of God, Chad Williams, former Navy seal, who brings in being a Navy seal into every single conversation. Listen, when I was out in the field with my guys, it was due or die. When we're making decisions, when we're making decisions for the city, I feel the same way. And that's why I berate the staff. Seal of God. If you're going to go to Duke's, it's going to be a pricey meal. Do yourself a favor. Maybe make sure you identify the valet parking at the restaurant is still going to cost you $12 like the lay people. Instead of giving you a little bit of a discount for dropping a couple of hundo on dinner. Oh, you want Duke's to give you like a, hey, validate my valet. Right.

47:38And, uh, you know, I'll tip your brother. But shave a little off my my puzzo here. Right. How about shaving a little understand what you say? Take a halfway out, right? Happy. Tim, of course, you were at Arizona for the big wedding. Yeah, I was in Arizona since Thursday, really. I went to a rehearsal dinner on Thursday morning, then a late afternoon lunch. Uh, Thursday night, we got a tattoo for Ruby on her arm. And then went to dinner at a place called Elefante in Scottsdale. But not the Bob's big boy neck tattoo. You're not going to mention that. No, there was no neck tattoo, just the arm tattoo. She wanted me to write out our last name in my handwriting. And I practiced it like, I don't know, a thousand times inside the tattoo place while we're waiting. And she finally picked one out that she liked. All block, block letters says Kate's there. And I said, really, this is the one. It's kind of, you know, that's not perfect, right? And she says, no, that's why I like it. It's just, you know, your handwriting. I know it. I see it. And I know it's you. And so she got it on her right wrist.

48:39And so you should have had Ronnie write it. He's got nice handwriting. I actually really do. Dude, Matt, I thought about that. I literally thought about having him write it and then text me a picture of it. Because he writes like it's 17th century old English. No offense, Ronnie. No offense, please. It's a compliment. Okay, good. Um, the wedding was on Friday night. Had a great time Saturday, uh, hung out with Ruby before she left. And then she went off to her honeymoon. And we drove back yesterday. A trip that took eight hours to get back from Phoenix. Eight hours because of traffic. Because I travel with women, my daughters and my wife, they stop every 45 minutes to go to the bathroom. I'm going to get so long that all your milk was sour and stuff when you got home. We got home, in fact, the milk was sour. The orange juice was no longer good. And we've got nothing in the fridge that is actually edible. So, uh, we need to restock all of that. So, had a great time at the wedding, a great weekend with the family. Just an absolute fantastic time for our family the last three days. So, that was my weekend. Ronnie. Tim, congratulations to you and the entire Kate's family and your new blended family on the other side.

49:40Yes. What a wonderful weekend. Congratulations. Well, it's not like it's the Brady Buds, you know, it's not like Ruby had four kids in this video. Had a nice weekend. Saturday, our family gathered for a co-ed baby shower for my son, Julian and his wife, Sydney. What? We're having twins. What? What is this? What is this? Oh, no. This is a breaking thing. Congratulations, grandpa. Fertritional twins, a boy and a girl. Very true. Here's the funny thing. Twins don't run. Like Brandon and Brenda Walsh. Indeed, Brandon and Brenda Walsh. Yes. Twins don't run in my family nor do they run in her family. So, this is one of those things where you wish upon a star. Sort of thing. So, yeah, we had a great time. The party started about two o'clock and continued well into the night. It was a good crowd to about 50 people, family, friends, and long distance relatives from both sides of the families. Sunday, we went to brunch for further celebration. At the Cheesecake Factory in Sherman Oaks, then we ended up circling back

50:43to the party house where we cleaned up, folded up all the tables and chairs and stacked everything up for the party rental company that was supposed to come today to pick up everything. We did polish off what was left of the beer keg and reflected on the fun night that we had. What kind of beer do you guys have in the keg? I have the four, Modelo. Nice. The special. Nice. I mean, come on. Would there be anything else other than Modelo with special? I mean, a low-end brow would be appropriate for the day. You're used to good friends, right? Yeah. I mean, tomorrow's not bad. If you want to have a nice Japanese beer, support. I mean, I just saw the fast forward to, you know, Julian, the Fasio twins, you know, who could have seen this coming? Anybody could have branded you idiot, you know? So, that was my weekend. And congratulations to my son and my daughter-in-law Sydney. Can't wait to meet the Fasio twins. Very. Petros? Well, how was your weekend? Well, I mean, my daughter didn't get married and my kids aren't having twins. Nor did I. Something if they were. Nor did I see Shannon Farron on the beach.

51:44I do have one text about Kate's. It says that big boy deck tattoo is not just for Taluca Lake on Ruby's neck of Bob Bigsboy, but the stubby legs of Big Boy will remind her that her father, well done. It's so perfect. I went to yoga. I went to the Grannis, Mike Grannis invited me to the Red Onion, which is the only place he ever wants to eat. And I'm trapped there with him. It's not that I don't like the Red Onion, but I do feel trapped sometimes at the Red Onion by Mike Grannis, the real estate dad. And they don't even, you know, they don't even come in order to ask you for a food order until you've had like two drinks. You know, and I'm like, it's like a comedy club. I can't do it. Two-trick minimum comedy club and they're 19 bucks a piece. And the service is terrible. The service is great, but they just know that everybody there wants to drink. You know, so they just break, you know, you don't even order another drink.

52:44They just bring it. And now I've gotten to the point where I just order bacon and eggs. And then later that night, I saw Renzo Cicconi, my fine Italian friend, and he left his jacket here. And the queen of Valmani was here as well, she left. And then yesterday I had soccer tryouts for my daughter at the Ridgecrest Middle School, which is a rubber field oven of death, especially yesterday. And then that was pretty much it. Do they do a draft? She, you know, Matt, I couldn't even, like she was on some AYSO select team. Yeah. And then this club team wanted her, but my wife didn't, was in into the club. And then she went to another team and she didn't like the girls. And now there's another team. Some other, I don't, some other select team, I guess. But I don't really know. Oh, and I saw my boss at Don Martin. No, my boss at Fox, Judy Boyd.

53:46What's up, Pete? And Don Martin is here. No longer, no, I saw like one of the Fox executive that does all the college and NFL stuff. Judy Boyd, who's a very intimidating figure to many of an announcer. And I saw her while I was up at the soccer thing. And she said, how's it going? I said, yeah, everybody's making fun of me saying I have to go to Fargo. She's like, yeah, you're going to have to go to far. Nice. And I figured you'd say that. Thanks, Judy. I said that. Yeah, did you say my radio partner is going to be very excited. I said everybody's going to love it. Everybody on the radio is going to love it. Exactly right. So what we got the other hand, this could very well be the end of me radio content. No, that's cool. I'm just as long as I can be like a Saint Bernard and have that little barrel of brandy under my neck. That's right. We'll be back with the word and number and song of the day. Foscio twins. Ruby Kate's wedding in Maui. Crony moon.

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