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Ben Maller talks about an MLB player saying they'll put "schoolteachers" on the field before accepting a salary cap, if Angels fans should be worried about Stan Kroenke's plans to build a new Big A, influencers disrupting a match at the U.S. Open, #AskBen, and more!
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It's our number three hour number three.
And here we go on the Ben Mowler Show on this Thursday, September 3rd, the last Thursday
without NFL football for many, many months.
But here in our number three, how seriously should it majorly baseball fans take a player
saying that they'll put school teachers out on the field in 2027 before the players
accept the salary cap?
Of course, the anonymous major league baseball player saying that also should Halo fans
be worried about Stan Cronkies plans to build a new big A, a $2.5 billion baseball stadium.
And now that influencers have interrupted a match, isn't that exactly what the US open
tennis people deserve after deliberately loosening fan restrictions for the influencer invasion
that invasive species.
We'll talk about all that.
Also ask Ben, yeah, we got that as well.
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Slash disclosures from your friendly old wind bag and our lead this hour is from the CBA
talk always fun always fun that CBA talk thing always compelling talk radio in less is
not I also want to you know we have ask Ben coming up so if you want to use your hashtag
ask Ben get those questions and we'll have that coming up later in the hour our lead though
from the front lines of the labor battle royale and major league baseball players bracing
for a very ugly labor situation that will likely take at least some if not all of the 20
27 season away the current CBA expires after the world series if you have not heard the
latest perhaps not the biggest flashpoint there's a very wordy story that came out on the
small little cable channel that has a website out of Bristol Connecticut so they had a story
out they talked about the situation as it is today the owners pushing for a salary cap
and the players and we're not going to do it and it's competitive balance the owners are
saying well we have a salary cap will have competitive balance like what what why do you care
about that as a fan the players don't even care or the owners don't care about competitive
balance either because you could have competitive balance right now they just they're just not
motivated to do it they're lazy rich guys who lazy have video at 11 so in a very worthy story
very lengthy story featuring my favorite topic in all of sports the anonymous coach the anonymous
player in this case it was an anonymous player who gave what we call the money quote what is the
money quote the money quote one supposedly highly paid highly paid national league in fielder
national league in fielder gave this money quote said here it is give you the quote I'm not going
to add anything here's the quote get ready to see a bunch of school teachers and what not out
there because we're not playing if there's a salary cap close quote now several other players also
predicted a very lengthy lockout and that is a good jumping up points will let us discuss the
question how seriously should major league baseball fans take a player saying that they'll put school
teachers out on the field in 2027 before accepting a salary cap so I've got Howard Stern Jay Z and
potato salad and we'll put all of these things together and we are going to have better days we're
gonna have better days absolutely all right so first of all this is red meat rhetoric is what this
is that that's what both sides are cranking up the propaganda machine and what are they trying to
win they're trying to win the hearts minds and souls of you right that's what this is all about you
are the prize you this is the battlefield the court of public opinion they're worried about you
now the owners know that just by saying hey we want to make things more affordable and we can pedal
this competitive balance fairy tale the owners know that the customer is I hate to say it gullible
right that most fans are low information fans and they buy it they buy it they almost always buy it
oh yeah that makes sense of course I don't recall many fans saying that they want to cap on how
much they can make but yet they don't mind the cap on the players sorry so the owners at this
point they might as well bring back the the ghost of Howard Stern I don't know who kidnapped Howard
Stern but he used to be good Howard Stern's superhero fart man and put in a salary cap and both
just like that 20 years of terrible stewardship horrific ownership disappears like a fart in a
windstorm it's just got now spoiler alert spoiler alert a cap just guarantees larger profit margins
while at the same time it's a double double situation double your fun double your pleasure it also
rewards the tightwads running the pirates in the a's in the Cincinnati Reds and the royals in the
Marlin now we have tangible proof that you don't need a salary cap to put a good team on the field in
fact a top-level team on the field what is your evidence mr. Mallorca judge here's my evidence
uh exhibit a would be the Milwaukee Brewers that's exhibit a okay so that's exhibit what about
exhibit be well exhibit be thanks for asking that would be the Tampa Bay race these teams have already
proven you don't have to spend three hundred million dollars you don't have to have a top five pay
roll to be a good team these are the top two teams in baseball this season the Milwaukee Brewers and
Tampa not the Dodgers not the Yankees not the match not the Atlanta Braves as we're doing this
Tampa Bay in Milwaukee are the top two teams in professional baseball the payrolls of these teams
are 19th and 23rd they're not even in the top 10 top 15 and one of them is even in the top 20 that's
it so spare me the Jerry Lewis poverty telephone I don't need it baseball does not need capology it needs
a stupidity cap is what it needs on bad owners and if you have some dead wood you cut out the dead
wood baseball they don't get rid of these bad owners instead we have a staring contest right now
between the robber barons of baseball and the millionaire jocks everyone's preparing for armageddon
they've all got their bomb shelters and their water and their canned foods and they're ready to go
now eventually inevitably someone is going to blink and we will see if the players actually have
the stomach to miss paychecks and how many paychecks and the rhetoric will become real the
the rubber will meet the road and then happens now secondly to Anaheim we go panic at the big A
stand crunchy who spent billions and billions who buy the halos and the story came out that he plans
to build a 2.5 billion dollar ballpark for the angels he agreed to buy the franchise at
least the majority interest from Arty marino who will still work as poltergeist to haunt the angel
franchise the proposed ballpark would replace angel stadium right angels played an Anaheim for
many generations but they're looking for a new home and they they play there since 1966 it's been a
minute it certainly has now stand crunchy is worth an estimated 24.3 billion which would make him
once this deal is approved the richest owner in all of baseball take that Steve Cohen of the New
York Mets as Stan Kronke will be the king of deep pockets in baseball the angels have not reached
the playoffs let's see if you're 17 years old you don't remember that it's been 17 years
2009 I was barely alive in 2009 and that's the last time that's when I got whacked from the company
here and that was in 2009 that was it it was a January 20th event particular year and I already
come back to the company I came back in sometime in August and that was that was about the time the
you know the baseball season dog days of the season turning the corner and all that so there we
guys now despite all of the money that Stan Kronke has and this is a wish that many angel fans
had been hoping for it's come true despite all that there is a large group of paranoid halo
fans who are already freaking out oh no boom they're gonna move the age of the stadium what are they
gonna move it's oh my god all right so the question should the halo fans be worried about Stan Kronke's
plan to leave the big A and build a new big A somewhere else so spare me the hand ringing on this
one Stan Kronke is a real estate shark who collects sports teams like I collect refrigerator magnets
do you understand so this is not some mom and pop hey seed owner who wanders around home depot asking
the person in the lumber department hey where where can I get those build your own stadium kits oh
okay they're over there on aisle seven okay well I'll go over to aisle seven thank you but this guy
built the Taj Mahal of NFL stadiums the palace so-fi stadium in the hood in Inglewood and he
built it with pretty much his own money right obviously upgraded some roads and whatnot but it was
mostly Stan Kronke just saying hey I got I got so much money and I can't be buried with it I can't
take it with me to the other side across the pearly gates I'm stuck with this money I got to spend
the money so this is a guy that can spend what four billion dollars on a baseball team and then
say you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna toss in 2.5 billion on a ballpark like their extra
sprinkles on a baskin robin sunday and as Jay Z saying back in the day the angel fans you got 99
problems with your roster but Stan Kronke wanting a shiny new palace of a ballpark is not one of
you survived Arty Marino the circus that that was and to me the big A's fine you don't have to leave
there however to make more money you have to have more luxury boxes and you have to have the new
bells and whistles and all that stuff but the big A Arty Marino took care of it to a point
that's a fine place to go and watch a game been to many games over the years there for Stan
Kronke though it's like an AOL free trial CD I don't need that I would I need that well those
wherever you were back in the but yeah it's not and not today we don't need them and and winning
baseball of course became endangered under Arty Marino now you got daddy war bucks showing up
offering this royal palace and there are people complaint they're not gonna move where they
gonna move the team like well you're gonna go back to Oakland but you understand baseball
wanted to add expansion teams a number of years ago they can't even find enough markets for
the expansion teams so what market is dying to to put up a welcome mat for Stan Kronke you know he's
gonna keep the team now will they stay in Orange County you know who know there's all kinds of
rumors they might move out of Anaheim move to Irvine or something like that or for years
people live out the San Fernando Valley where our headquarters are in Sherman Oaks have said why not
put a team there because there's nothing to do in the San Fernando Valley there's plenty of
option the angels could move to Long Beach build a beautiful ballpark right on Pacific Ocean over
there in your rainbow harbor something along those lines where they could build a new development
somewhere there's plenty of options and the thing about Kronke is he can put it anywhere because he's
got he's got any kind you know you can buy anything you can buy the world no it meanwhile
final thought be rare and appropriate rare and appropriate
mention of test by the way just to put the ball in that angel fence should be dancing naked
in the streets instead they're complaining about oh he's gonna put a stadium somewhere oh my god
all right uh final thought to tennis a group of social media influencers this is a follow-up to a
previous mal or monologue have now disrupted a match at the US open that's right Naomi Osaka who
of course if you remember there was a Netflix documentary which helped get some publicity for
the show involving her and some others anyway the opening round of the US open and this was the
other night the the match was delayed briefly by an impromptu photo shoot that I'm not making this
up it took place in a hospitality suite at the legendary Arthur Ashe stadium now the video
showed the spectators posing for pictures and using the bright portable lights you know those
ring light things while Osaka was preparing for a serve and the chair umpire this dude pause play
and called out the people on the who doing the the photo shoot they're on the microphone saying
guys even though it was women guys please in the suite behind me please take your seat another video
appear to show US open staff helping with said photo shoot during the match during match play all right
question now that the influencers have interrupted a match isn't this exactly isn't this exactly what
the US open deserves after deliberately loosening fan restrictions and encouraging the influencers
thinking that tennis had become an old man's game and they needed young people to get into tennis and
the only way to convince young people because they have no other way to do it is to get young people
on social media because they're easily manipulated all right so to answer the question is this not what
the US open deserves I am nodding my head yes like a bobble head Betty the bobble head I'm nodding my
head yes the US open they twisted the rules around they called it I think it was called the free fan
or fan free movement I think is what they called it the fan free movement which it's all things
a bunch of nonsense right they they really went on they tried to grab as much social media they wanted
the circus they said I want that social media circus and now it's wandering on to center court it
is an invasive species you cannot get rid of it stop calling these people influencers who exactly
of the influencing that's the rub on this right it's kind of like it's kind of like porn stars there's
only a few really famous porn stars the rest are just actors you know they're just uh sorry Lucky Tony
I know Lucky Tony's bummed out by that but who are the influencing they're entitled attention seekers
and they got ring whites and little narcissistic uh turdburgers and a lot of these people confuse
creating content with having talent there is a difference between creating content and having
talent anyone can get a social media account because they're free and you are the product if
something is free you are the product like that and so they collect the data and all that stuff
on you and that's how that works and you don't have to have talent the US open welcomed the skunk
to the garden party they say come on in skunk okay I'll come in I'm a nice skunk oh good you're a nice
skunk welcome to the garden party and now everyone shocked that the potato salad smells a little funky
why wonder who could have done that could it be I don't know the skunk could that have been the
anyway so uh and I almost soccer is trying to win the grand slam match that wish I guess she did
end up winning there and the human pop-up ads they're staging with a glamour shot behind the
baseline there at the US open just chefs kiss uh yeah absolutely yep that's the deal with the devil
you made you prioritized engagement farming over just having the normal proper etiquette and
all that and I'm pretty sure a lot of these influencers or again attention seeking turd burgers could
not tell you the difference between a tennis ball and a golf ball and a racquet ball if you
line them all up it said okay which ones the golf ball which ones the tennis ball which ones the
racquet ball they they wouldn't get it right they they would not and so they they US open one and buzz
they wanted eyeballs they wanted viral moments so congratulations you got those just don't clutch
your pearls you tennis people you invited these these skunks to treat Arthur Ashtadium like
their personal contact uh content studio what they're doing they're doing this this is their content
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time now for the mallor riddle of the day a university of Miami fraternity has gone viral this week
when they honored blank all right donkey saucer says they honored ben mallor i'm pretty sure that
did not happen i'm still waiting for my call from saddleback house although they did make a thing
there's like a radio commercial promoting their little the radio station using my my good name
that was years ago late night truck testers says they honored buckies oh look at that
that kind of looks like laranis not at buckies oh what else do we have this see polyshore
yeah the incino man polyshore what else we have jib bush from king rory courtesy flusher had the
poly shoreline who else page down let's see here can't read that what else do we have
althe alien olpiner said bany versus the penny of course oh look at that nice and nice shirt the
bany versus the penny shirt there you go my friend had a tv show and all i got was this dumb
shirt what else do we have laranis number four call that's from inketer and laran
unfortunately we'll have to sit this one out no no number four Craig got it right Craig you
were really really creepy that you got this right man i don't know what's going on with you dude
roller skates from jt the wingman and rebeca the ram fans says they honored the makers of men's
fishnet tank tops that's not the greatest look there what else do we have let's see page down
fidel castros dancing cow collection from mike the leprechaun filler up fill says hammer time
is the answer i think that's what he meant Charles Manson from trucker joe
where were you driving joe juts your drosena video he looked like it was the end of the world there
was this massive storm out of highway and i i don't think you said where you were but i'd
love to know where that big storm is i think you're going somewhere in the east coast they're Tim
in busco indiana timmy says they honored heisman trophy winner and national champion and
rater backup quarterback for nando mandoza all right oh hey gunner and minnesota's alive gunner from
the break room with the wall martin norther minnesota says he oh yeah that's for aspen i'll save
that for aspen i don't want to ruin it right now but he does have a question uh he says the answer
is mike the leprechaun that's what he said okay there you go they honored blue from yafimi in
chicago he says they honored blue hue on the five says dug flutey been a little too soon hue on
the five to say dug flutey little too soon all right lerena do you have an answer lerena it's the
mallard riddle of the day the university of my m e a fraternity there when viral this week when
they honored blank dolly pardon dolly pardon all right uh no now you're close it is a female entertainer
although quite different from the entertainment dolly pardon left the world as she checked out
abba abela danger abela what's her name she's a porn star abela danger i think it's
there you go she's a former now former porn star i don't think you can really be a former porn star
you know your your work kind of lives on forever anyway she she retired from a porn she became a
Miami superfan during their run last year and she was at um a bunch of the i'm not the playoff
game she got a lot of attention there and the fraternity there named her abela danger was named
a sweetheart by the fraternity at my amies i'm and based on her body of work uh she's got a very sweet
heart um lucky tony's like how did you mispronounce her name i don't understand what's wrong with you
i'll be like oh my god calm down calm down lucky tony calm down let's say some calls it is a call
and show and we'll go any meany my name oh pick a caller by their name let's say hello to
mike li leprechaan hello mr leprechaan welcome like morning bang how are you
if i was any better i'd be a tiger but i wouldn't be tiger what did you see the news on tiger
was did you see the good he did he painted your contest yeah he banned from driving
for five years tiger woods is not a golf car well he can drive the golf car he can drive the golf
well he can drive the golf car though the governor of florida ronda santa says ruled that
tiger woods will he be allowed or will he not be allowed he will not be allowed to drive a
golf cart so uh devastating tiger wow wow i wonder if you'll be able to afford will he be able to
afford having someone else drive him does he have the funds to have somebody else drive him he has
deep pockets i'm sure and did you see he's that he had this beautiful uh lawyer and that
up blonde did you see her i did not uh unfortunately i don't check out lawyers i i don't i don't know
but well i never showed tiger woods because you couldn't help but notice the lady because i can
i'm focused on tiger i don't know what you're talking about i don't know what you're talking about
the judge there gave woods a blunt warning saying if you were to drive for any reason at all you
would immediately be back in jail there you go uh-huh he's worried about that yeah concern
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who are you doing dad jokes why are pirates good at boxing boxing i don't i don't know
they have a great left hook and ever song for coup he keeps losing all his money at parking
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bring back real talk and angry bill uh no we they retired we we couldn't afford them anymore and real
talk uh chose marriage over the show so he's out and angry bill chose his health so he had to
retire from the show they're both out you don't need to go to the room or if you bought out
jeannie buff or portion of the of the liquors i can either confirm nor deny uh no comments did
they do not know comments did you see the Justin Tucker could be back in the NFL soon uh-huh yeah
he worked out for the jets yesterday out by that 36 years old hadn't played in the NFL since
2024 is released by the Ravens in May of last year and spent all 13 years in Baltimore
being pestered by my buddy sports with Coleman and he was accused by not one not two not three not
four not five uh 16 massage therapists at eight different Baltimore area spies and wellness
centers of um getting some extra work done at the missus yeah which it was people seem to think
happens all it's yeah well exactly yeah yeah he had a pulled groin either he had a pulled groin
or he wanted a pulled groin i don't know yeah he has he has yes he did all right ribbiting any
other dad jokes before we move on um i only do one a day but one a day all right all right
i know i gotta i gotta go you're out of material you were not expecting this much airtime you were
not prepared for this level of airtime and we must move on we must move on so if you're all
worked up into a ladder about the the money in sports and all this stuff oh my god money money
oh we need a salary cap i just just chill out i did get a message i got to find it here
from one of our guys who's an angel fan and he was upset that i'm anti-soulry cap fat daddy fat
daddy says big Ben you forget the salary cap gets rid of those weasel agents and deferred payments
a stan cronkey guy he's got to make his billion somehow so there goes the beer prices wait
the beer prices will go up and all that you can't have both you can't have a good team and
cheap beer you gotta pick one would you rather have a good team that you're not embarrassed to
wear the hat and a logo or would you rather have cheap beer now arty marino argued the angel
fans would rather have cheap food and that would be that as far as the salary cap it doesn't get
rid of agents it gets rid of the middle class of baseball you have mostly players making
the minimum or close to the minimum and then you know the the top guys are still gonna get paid
they'll just be fewer top guys on each team they'll be that and the deferred payments
like what's wrong with that i would love to get deferred if they offered me deferred payment when
i was younger i would have absolutely taken deferred payments that would have been the greatest
thing are you kidding me deferred payments my god be great like wind on the lottery you get paid
out every year you don't have to worry about it and these guys don't work anyway i want to get
to about forty that's it imagine that you work half the year till you're forty and then you
just get paid ff you money for the rest of your life well the premier league spingab ff you money
i read the day of now spent a record 4.7 billion during the summer transfer portal
11% higher than last year's record and more than triple the spending from five years ago the
the amount of money the robberbearance the oligarchs are spending his next level manchester city
led the feeding frenzy and they became the first team ever to exceed six hundred million dollars
in one window and you people complain about the dodgers and the the teams the rams and these
teams spending a lot of money six hundred million one window and that the total was six hundred eighteen
million that is insane abs and so the premier league which is popular not here but elsewhere not in
America but terry and england i guess like some of those guests but my god the amount of revenue that
they're making is insane insane and they're hoping the mls is hoping to get the leftovers they want
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bend on x we bring in the coupe olo we're the first couple questions i see you're kind of have a
theme we're gonna start off with a question from ink a terror hi ink a terror ink a terror wants to know
what is the hardest u.s state to spell correctly so not not city state because the hardest we're a
lot of people would be like albuquerque which is but that you're asking for a state yeah so i
how let's see here what would be the hardest state for Lorena i'm gonna go any of them how about that
is that uh is that the no i'm a very good spelling are you you are yes really i don't believe you uh
i would say for a little while to top my head here let's see oh let me chester rain how about
this let's see if she can spell Connecticut how about that i think that's the hardest okay so c o n and e
c t i c u t no she got it right hot there you all right what do you think there you go in your
face i know i don't think any of them are hard my favorite one to spell though is Mississippi because you
can put it into a song that's right i think i can also spell supercalifragilistic ex-pialidocious
jenny that's one of my favorite words to say i don't say it enough supercalifragilistic ex-pialidocious
are cool uh i mean even though she got it right i do think Connecticut is the uh the hardest one
yeah yeah it's a little sneaky i right it's just weird it just weird it doesn't look like it's
it doesn't sound like it looks there's a lot of words in english we don't sound like they look all
right uh what is next here what do we got all right jt the wingman wants to know what is your
what is your favorite letter in the alphabet well i'm a little biased here i like the letter b
it's a b for bed i enjoy the letter b it's my favorite it's my first initial and i like that what about
you Lorraine yeah i'm a big fan of the l you know similar yeah all right very simple then cool
by let me guess i mean i don't i don't know if i'm the only one that's not like a total narcissist
here or uh but wow my favorite letters s i don't know why it's yes yeah
well for schmuck there you go all right uh what's next what do we got it's asked
been your questions are answers uh mike the leprechaun wants to know what's the worst habit that you
tried to give up but failed says his his his son tan lotion no crack is much now i don't know i
habit i tried i mean i mean obviously the one i i kind of i succeeded i was like you know
eating too much but i mean i'm i'm a gamble too much and i'm kind of boring i don't think there's
anything i can think of what about you Lorraine uh um uh yeah i've done pretty good i used to bite
my nails i stopped doing that i used to pick my nose i stopped with that i don't pick my nose
by by well i mean my bookers too i stopped doing that okay wow what is cool i probably
is i don't try to stop any of my bad habits i just like you know i get me an inel
yeah i can embrace them that's the way to do it why not we need more bad habits uh
anti-alieno lakes do you enjoy a good deep tissue massage no no no no uh what about you
never have one all right good no they hurt just a regular massage for me thank you really all right
oh all right Bob Kraft likes those too yeah on the new podcast solita we share the messy reality
of traveling alone as a woman i can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude
is offering me a ride on his motorcycle i choose option b i'm julie vignero and i travel by myself
because it's a rare space where i can say yes without asking anyone else first i'm on a mission
to reclaim the word solita trading the pity for possibility listen to solita on the i heart radio
app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
i survived nine months in captivity and i've spent my life exploring how other people survive
what should have destroyed them i'm Elizabeth smart and these are the survivor files every week
i'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable abducted stalked controlled and nearly
silenced these are stories about what it takes to make it out alive listen to the survivor files
with the Elizabeth smart on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
hey this is a his davenport and shon clements we host the podcast hollywood handbook each week we
talk to someone in show business and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to
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you listen to arms strong and getting on demand we're not boring lot of news is boring and tedious
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