Hour 3: High Noon Duel & Carlin's Corner Table featuring Donuts!

0:00Shot clocks, big shots, upsets, aces, TGL playoffs are here. First, Atlanta Drive starts their repeat run against Los Angeles Golf Club, then! Rory's Boston Common Golf and Tigers Jupiter links face-off in their playoff debuts. Who will advance? Keep up its playoffs. Tune in Tuesday, March 17th at 6.30pm and 9.00pm only on ESPN and the ESPN app. Carlin's corner table coming up live here in about 15-20 minutes. Randy's Donuts, a legendary Donut spot in Los Angeles, has now opened up in New York, and we're about to find out what it's all about. As part we'll tell you it's from, what is it called? Holy moly Donut shot. Oh buddy, give me two minus the flies. And it's also apparently was in Iron Man too if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, Iron Man trying to eat a donut. How do you, did he pop his mask up? I mean, what did he do?

1:02I'm assuming you can just do that. You can see the people that have that Iron Man mask and it like hit the button to open up. Okay, like I hope you don't have children. I guess this they don't. Listen, hey, let's get to it because it is the new to clock hour, and what does that mean when it is new? It's the power hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour hour While it is noon on Thursday, which means it is time for It's high new our top production that is made each and every week just for this very specific

2:03Lovely It is uh, I don't know how to put it on any other way than to say it is just a production masterpiece I mean pat him say it's high new. We need an Oscar man. Here's the deal three topics We'll likely disagree. Let's find out round one fight who flops more sga or brunson equally floppers I think that brunson's more dramatic because he has the old art braids Where you think of sga he has OG Bobby Johnson from off south central if nobody's ever seen that or But the youngsters that it's not old enough to know who OG Bobby Johnson was He has to quiet liners. So that means he has no No free flowing is stuck to the scalp Meanwhile jaylen brunson's is free flowing every time he goes it just pops up and it looks like like a little spider's like a little Medusa braids just popping up popping up so it's it's 3d

3:06So it's definitely jaylen brunson Because of the hair effect See that's the problem If if that's gonna be your rationale just that you can see it more because the hair pops up more And oh sga's using that to his advantage I guess then now listen I'm watching sga last night and I'm not saying he doesn't deserve the calls. He's a reigning MVP He is obviously somebody That has one championship and is a great great great player in this league and when we look back This will be one of the all-time heists in trades in NBA history Yeah, wait a go Paul George. Thanks a lot. Having said all of that There is no doubt in my mind that sga is a bigger flop He's kind of all over the map with it and maybe it doesn't get called out on it as much brunson certainly gets called out on it By the officials a little bit more, but I would say that sga based on what I have seen absolutely a picker flop Absolute. What do you think joe liel You're a nico-bacher fan. No, he's not he's a net fan. I have no dog on the fight, but I would say uh sga

4:09He's mad. He's the next version of hardened. He's mastered whatever the hell this is that little arm fly-o Yeah, but he's got more of his body into it sga than hardened. You didn't help my argument joe liel We we're going to restrict we restrict that from the from the records No donuts for joe liel is what parts saying none you you ain't getting the apple fritter You're gonna see I was gonna get you a slice of the apple fritter The apple fritter for uh, you know the problem's gonna be here too with these donates is we're gonna have to use knife and fork if they come Yes, there's no rules. No, we gotta cut. No, we go cut them. We go either with our hands, but we go cut them first right Right, but that's do we gotta do we have a cookie cutter where we can just smash it on and it automatically cuts Uh, oh, do we have that in our kitchen? Do we have a giant cookie cutter in our kitchen at a radio station here? You know something tells me that's not something we have oh crawler crawler. I got a next. I got another thing What like because we basically have a full kitchen because we got a bunch of nothing We should be able to go and make like instead of sampling stuff We should make certain things with recipes from places and have like a whole kitchen thing where we do a tutorial

5:13Where we take a recipe and we do it Don't let me be we can make a you would rather make things yourself than have people bring you food as I have arranged for today No, no, what I'm saying is that's good luck. No, no, no What I'm saying is we should add that to Carlis corner where we take recipes of good stuff Like my mom's banana pudding or like your or like your mom's banana pudding would do when they absolutely do well or like the pound cake stuff like that where we do it and we make it a whole hour show we take the ingredients and we put on YouTube I'm not against any of that. I've just if you expect me to do any of the work. You're out of your freaking mind That's all good. We can have it pre prepped We can have the ingredients all the work to begin with Carlin you can be you can be the supervisor and then bark can put on the little chef. Oh man No, we put the chef. I don't crawl in man with the big with the nice little We We can we can we can put we can put a lace front oh like uh, what's what's the lady name Betty not Betty Crocker. What's her name? Paul the Dean can we not have me be Paul the Dean the police Paul the Dean did all that they had high cholesterol. I had a damn heart attack

6:21Best fit for Jets as QB Kirk cousins or Kyler Murray Well, I'm gonna go Kyler Murray I'm gonna stick to it because listen. I think at this point he's a better fit because he's a better player He's got more juice left you talking about a guy that's still 27 years old Talk about a guy that can buy time in the pocket Kirk cousins are sitting ducks sitting there like Jew bread and Jew bread So with Noah killies, you know what I'm saying? Well, you know, it's like wasn't me and he shunned us before too, man So I don't know if I got any love in the heart of the city for the fact that you know He used us for negotiating power with Minnesota like that him and athlete bar too, right? So I'm not I'm not no love for him. Give me Kyler Murray Thorne from the pocket running the RPO with Breast Hall all day being able to scramble for eight nine seconds Got like I and I Mitchell get down deep and like Kobe Jones, you know what I'm saying? So give me give me Kyler Murray for me I can't believe I'm gonna say this I would actually say Kirk cousins and I'm basing a lot of it off of what Phil had to say yesterday

7:24Now this is again a one-year type situation, but I'm just trying to think about how do I win the most games And I have an opportunity to do it with a better fit with my offensive coordinator for a year And that would be cousins now. I don't love the idea that Kirk cousins has blown the jets off before. I hate Okay, but this is a different situation If Murray is gonna be headed for Minnesota, which is very much sounds like is gonna be the case I think cousins is gonna end up being a little bit better fit than Murray here Just based on who the offensive coordinator see I think it's just quite the opposite I think that Kirk cousins gonna go back there because if they go Kyler Murray then that means JJ McCarthy Is done and you you're giving up on a young quarterback because you're not signing Kyler Murray for one year So that means JJ McCarthy going into his third year It's been ousted already and then you got to look at Kevin O'Connor You got to look at a Kevin O'Connor like what kind of decision-making you are? So that means that they're gonna admit that they already

8:25This the general manager already got fired Kevin O'Connor's on the hot seat Yeah, because of the decision he made not to resign San Bernardal where they would have had opportunity when the champs him Now they're selling piece of pieces all hard grow Got it you that they just signed They're trying they cutting them already Jonathan Allen cut him yesterday So that means that this team has made some horrible decisions with how they allocate their funds and spend their money So I think they probably go Kirk cousins because Kirk cousins is cheap Kyler Murray you got to get a real contract Third 20 to 30 million dollars. I don't think they have man. I won that one Okay round three What's the best kind of donut? Hmm well I mean for some reason I kind of been rocking with the Boston cream But for me you got to go with the classic The nice glaze, you know me. I don't care if it's the regular glaze if it's the figure eight glaze or it's the frit coolier You know trailer. Yeah, yeah, and you you heat that thing up classic is simple as sweet and soft as airy

9:26man, I don't even need to heat it up But sometimes when you know it's certain places where you go and you see that red light Oh, it'd be calling. Well, it melts in your mouth. You know I'm saying I just tell rookies you see that red light on And I hear that red light was on you drove by Let's put the ass You do I don't care what time mean star you put your ass over you go get me 12 Demi cookie. I want my 12 One a navy man is not a not a not a soldier. He's a salvage. Yeah, if it's song and he brings it up If it's not evil, they're all hell. I don't know why anybody rather go do that now give me my tail crooked Addies Man, that's one of the greatest we need to add that bro. That's one of the greatest movies in all time I don't know Men of honor never saw it What never saw men of honor Robert De Niro and Cuba good and junior off based on the real story of the first black Um navy sit navy diver Never saw it. Oh when he had to he yeah one leg and he wanted to just finish my honor

10:30And he had to take 12 steps for the 300-pound suit inside of a court rule and he oh man Give me my 12 cookie man. We gonna play that before we leave out of here. Here's my biggest issue I don't know which of these movies that you say Daily is the greatest movie of all time that I haven't seen that make me cry that is actually The greatest movie of all time or he went oh, he want to ask her for that one. That's what he's saying She does a putty-tay tippy-tay on the tip of time, you know what I tell you what he want to ask her for that. That's all you need to know Okay, and Robert Robert De Niro no no Cuba no Cuba won the Oscar for the for Jerry McWire No, that's not he did He wanted to ask her for Jerry McWire. He said in one explanation one way the best donut. Let's just end this right now It's chocolate glazed okay Chocolate glazed chocolate glazed donut chocolate glazed listen glazed donuts. You're right around standing. I love them I do but a chocolate glazed donut that is how far I'll best Jolio

11:31I will go with the Homer Simpson strawberry sprinkles before I go with that with before I go to another great choice The Homer Simpson with the sprinkles. Yeah, the strawberry sauce with the sprinkles. I wouldn't hate that. I wouldn't hate that at all The Boston cream guy myself see I said that Boston cream is excellent Excellent, but you know what's your favorite part When it when it when it don't don't don't answer that question. What's your favorite part of I'm not falling for that What he thought ESPN New York Randy's donuts is gonna be here momentarily And they will be oh they have opened up a spot here on bleaker street in the city And if you don't know about Randy's donuts, it is a famous donut spot in Los Angeles And it has if you google it you will Immediately recognize it because it's been it's a giant donut outside this place And it has been many many times featured in movies and such and the donuts are supposed to be out of this world So that will be our latest live Carlin's corner table coming momentarily game time is brought to you by telemordue

12:34Irish whiskey because when it's game time It's telling time 105 Yankees facing the twins met taking on the nets seven o'clock rangers hosting the maple leaves coverage begins Right here on eight eighty ESPN New York and the ESPN New York app starting at six thirty next visiting the heat And at nine thirty the islanders are out west to face the kings telemordue is the original triple distilled triple blended triple cast matured Irish whiskey be sure to grab a telemordue or try the new telemordue honey during today's action Glasses up to enjoying telemordue responsibly Tom were gonna do that at 1230. What is our plan? Hello mama. She already found a clip Filmography Okay, I will now add this to the list. I am amazed how my mom can one Listen to my every show I ever did to come to every football game I had in college after work. That's pretty fresh and pulling up I love my kids

13:35Not that much I haven't been to everyone in Gigi. We're not driving from Detroit to southern Illinois to go to the games I'm not driving from the massage table when Gigi got a game sometimes. Sometimes your mom got to go ahead and hand to baton And I can't I can't mess her up to my mom. She's a much better parent than I ever can dream to be and the banana Listen, the banana pudding is nothing to joke about man. That's liquid crack man. I remember when you brought that at home Takes so good make you want to smack your mama not my mama, but your mama Barton Carlin on ESPN New York. Let's get a couple of calls in here real quick Derek and hillside has been patient on ESPN New York Derek. What's going on? What's going on, guys? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I haven't seen it Asuna. That's worse than anything Tom had to see you. That is crazy Okay, listen, you think you you think you was good at cooking you think you was good as me cooking. I'm better Not only so many hours in the bed, right

14:35But let's just talk about some football man. Um, the jet Um Based on what Bart would you have said earlier in what built them yesterday I'll kind of agree with um Carlin. I kind of think like the job's looking at uh current cousins finding hopefully um The jets of draft players ah My things is I'm a Titans fan y'all live before QB. It's y'all I mean we got real levels for y'all y'all trying to give up one new second Oh You can you can you can you can keep real levels and your male We'll we'll we'll either one We'll take my lead. We'll take my lead. We'll it's for you Now do you feel now you do you feel bad that y'all made it to the cat will levels but y'all I can't war now But do you think I would that real level seems terrible in the jackass Even that was bad all the way around. Was he a jerk? I didn't know he was kind of known

15:37He was and that's really what made him drop you remember That was a guy that they were talking about at the top of the draft and he dropped out of the first round completely And immediately fired his agents before round two. Do we want mr. Donkey? Do we want him? Will let us know no now will love them talk about Malik Willis What where do we get mr. Donkey on like Because mr. Donkey's a ass. This is Eddie Murphy off the straight right, but Malik Willis isn't an ass. Oh, I thought he said Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. No, that's what I was saying Jesse is in Rockaway next on ESPN New York. Jesse. What's up? How are you doing? Let's keep the football talk going Lifetime jet span. I think right now is when you want to buy low on them. All right. If this GM has anything any any semblance of an idea All right, you got to pick up one of these quarterbacks. I'm going with Mac Jones And I'll give you my reason here. Sam Darnold another failed jets project

16:38There's a quote. He said I do not feel like I have been coached before I got to the 49ers Comes out and he's now a good system QB. I would say above average You get Mac Jones. You look good in his five games or whatever it is you replace him for you know Whatever whatever money You give it to Mac Jones and you draft all defensive guys this year You draft all defense the old line looks good. You have police hall Adnan Mitchell's actually he's not bad. I know he hasn't put up the numbers people would like But the jet they have something going that in the coaching I mean Mac Jones plus coaching. I think they could do some damage this year and a week in a week division Jesse, so I know you think Jesse. I'm with you. I said that yesterday I said I would give up 44, but this is what I wouldn't do I wouldn't give him anything because if it goes bad You still can use your draft picks if you give him a contract then you stuck with him If he balls out and he seems like one of the best guys and he says he wants to leave your franchise tag as

17:40Right you're not going nowhere. We're franchise tagged twice and we rather have Three good years a good quarterback play, but I would not I would keep Mac Jones And I would not give him a contract because I want him to play hungry for a contract And then say if I if he balls out then I reward him Then I got three first round draft picks that I can build a round to him with next year Or I'll let him go and say you know what let's draft the guy right because he doesn't make that much money either Listen, I don't think you know you're totally right Jesse. I don't think giving up a second round pick is too much Look at my look at my look like he just took some NAD Michael Kay is here today Yeah, he's smiling like he just took some NAD NAD You know, I got like you know, I'm being diagnosed with Parkinson's so like they gave me dopamine too So maybe it's a dopamine It's a whole other story, but you know I'm saying You can't just drop that so they give so they give me they give me dopamine Okay So maybe it's the dopamine

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21:55Just recently have been good enough to bring some in for us to do a live Carlin's corner table from here So there's one open here in the village and then there's another one opening up on the upper east side too The one in the village is at 185 bleaker 185 bleaker, but there's one opening up on the upper east side too and if things go right Maybe you know Kind of start seeing them all over the dry state area So so I see Leo so this is like a Boston cream right here. So we've got all different kinds here It's just like a Boston cream because out because he cuz you know we got Leo he stuck over there on the other side Don't worry about it. We'll take care of Joe Leo. Let me captain the ship. Okay, this is settle down. All right I'm the captain So here's a deal. Their most famous doughnut is the butter crumb So we're gonna try that we're gonna try. I mean we got everything here. You name it. I mean there's every kind of there's a there's Oreo doughnuts. There's

22:57Bow ties. There's the glazed donut you're talking about and the apple fritter It's supposed to be absolutely ridiculous too along with Boston cream. So let's start cutting some of this up Do we have to heat up the apple fritter? Huh? Do you heat the apple fritter up? No, we're not heating it up. No, no, no. We're letting it stand on its own right straight. No chase it boys hit the open I had some bacon Chris Carlin likes food onion rings done right? Pick the ass of any french fry on the planet Chris Carlin has opinions on food you call yourself the burger king You're at disgrace. It's Carlin's corner table that he fat in my burger All right Let's get our act together people. I want to do a challenge too. I hear Josh Hart eats how many what six six butter crumb Or a six chocolate raised doughnuts. Yeah, yeah, I challenge him to a donut in contest. All right, which one you want to try first? I mean, I'm a fruity pebble guy. This is the little one here. So this means that this kind of like west of palette I need a more specific. It's only one of the fruity pebbles. That what fruity putter right here. Yes, that's a tiny bag

24:00Give me the man you eat what I don't know it's on a glaze too. Yes With glaze on the top Yeah, that's the palette like that's that's the tone with the stuff. See, but this why I can't prepare Because I got coffee You can't cleanse the palette. I tell you what I'm fine though. That'll work. Oh, yeah. I got type two and three diabetes right now And I love it. All right, so I'm gonna cut up one of these Hmm Butter crumb ones for you the jazz the jazz heart No, not the trash heart. I need you to listen It was just it would just be nice if you could listen like once. But you know, I can't listen just a little bit Man, you don't give me no utensil. I would never eat it. I don't know. I'm trying to make things easy for you Let's not jump all over me for that, huh? So this is the butter crumb doughnut Hmm, that's a little caramel in it kind of it looks a little bit, you know, like the good crumbs on the outside I Is this brown sugar? Hmm

25:01See you taste the brown sugar. Mm-hmm There's also there is a very nice caramel taste. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That is very nice. I'm a big caramel guy That is solid right there. Caramel is brown sugar. I mean, regular sugar caramelize, right? It's still. Mm-hmm That's pretty good. I think that's pretty good. What else are you going here apple fritters? Yeah, you know Do you know I've been waiting all day for the apple fritters? Yep So here is the fruity bubbles This was the starter then you got the butter crumb So you got I got to say that you got to have adjustments You know what that is you know the other day when we're talking about the taste from the jalapeno sticking with it Yeah, this butter crumb taste stays with you a little bit. It's stuck in your esophagus stretch it out No, no, no, no, no the taste just hangs there. Yeah stretch that out. That is nice That's why you gotta take the coffee All right, please your palate Yeah, I'm fine with my palate. Don't worry about me trying to rub it in that you got a cup of coffee like your Albert Einstein

26:03No, cuz I prepare for today. Okay Look at this. I spilled fruity pebbles on my on my pants. I'm still eating What part of that is surprising? Yeah, here is a little bit of the apple fritter Get this going. Thank you my damn fritter. You put your apple fritter. You put your meat sauces all over my fritter Just settle down. All right. Can we get to the middle See if it's any loose fritter in the middle I'm looking Hmm, you know, you swear to God. I get I get them to bring in free donuts and all you do is complain Is this like all you do is just like caramelize you know like I'm a barbecue guy. Yeah So I know that they're donuts and not barbecue. No, no, but listen When you make a good brisket you want to get that glaze over the top right so you want to You talk about the bark, right? This is the you you understand right you a barbecue guy. Yep This apple fritter has a about a two millimeter bark on the outside of that drake sugar That holds it in and he got right through the softness. Mm-hmm. I'm calling this my brisket

27:09Brisket fritter that's very very good All right, oh my lord. Let's go to the Homer Simpson's my name's bark well Again for rights purposes. It's not the Homer Simpson. We don't want to be paying any That's true Right there, but there is the joint the sprinkle one. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's the strawberry sprinkle. Yeah Strawberry sprinkle. This is This is amazing stuff. I'm about to go into a coma two more bites. I'm in the coma. Yeah, let's get Joe Leo and Leo come on time in here to try some of these out Leo come get you come get your damn Boston cream He been dreaming about Boston cream all day Here is the it is a strawberry sprinkle glazed doughnut Get some of the some of the uh, they want to put they want to put a camera. Yep Put a gris out This is working But you're all working. I gotta tell you get your buttercream and give him his own buttercream. Take the whole thing Take what kind of you want he wants a buttercream boss the cream boss right there is right there

28:11This right there boss is right there. All right calm down. Just calm down man. I'm all dopamine and sugar. Yeah, I know you expect you better Hope I'll start doing laughter on the block Joe Leo pick whatever you want Donuts, but I would like you to try some of what we have tried already as well All right, the microphone is not in front of your face Uh, some of the chatter coming in here on the chat. Nothing stretches carlin's esophagus. That's great Thank you Paul's thank you very nice I'm starving now. Carlin throw them at donut tremendous content um Let's see here Uh What are the hours? 7 a.m. to 9 p.m Oh my god, I wake up at midnight on friday and saturday I got it. I don't live in the city anymore. So I can still me a hot tidy out the out the bar and go over and get me um

29:12Apple fritter. Yeah, that's that's pretty solid, but here's so far Joe Leo, I'm gonna turn over to you here. Uh, you got buttercrumb Don't take that. I should go bite out of that. Uh, they got apple fritter right there So go ahead go nuts rip it off. What's you want time? We're trying to buttercrumb So they were they were cut off. Well, I'm gonna try where you guys are trying I'm gonna get there in a minute, but we do need somebody in the control room. Not really sit tight put on autopilot Um, I can't even describe how many different kinds of donuts there are here chocolate raised with M&M's on top Um, there is a giant Cinnamon roll is a cinnamon roller is this butter roll? What kind of roll is that? This one right here. That's it like a coffee roll Cinnamon roll Coconut Nutella So when you say Nutella, all I hear is hazelnut my favorite nut Paul We got oh man Chocolate glaze over here chocolate. Ray is this the chocolate raised?

30:13I apologize for not knowing you gotta try you gotta try your chocolate glaze. That's your stuff right there, Carl Okay, that's the that's the Josh heart So can we so can we so can we have the Josh heart special for for a charity of our choice The eat off where's where's the cat special, but when it doesn't take enough shots I mean jeez Josh heart. Hey, what my I'm looking at myself. I'm looking at myself on YouTube and my forehead looks like this coconut crunch Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna like for you to take that right there Uh, I just gave you some of the chocolate raised right there bar. Now why are you trying to be so now if you don't just tear this damn donut apart Tom just just take the time he's barbecued with knives You better reach in there and grab it All right, so we're getting to the point where we're gonna need to grade this pretty soon. Where are we on the chocolate raised? Hmm, that's milk chocolate right there, baby. Yeah

31:16So that's a glaze donut with the chocolate on top That is I'll tell you so I can door dash these two You You can over eat some I like it. This is a melage of flavors coming together with that chocolate raised. Oh I dig that and he dressed to the teeth too. He dressed like a chocolate man. I willy-wanker right there. You know I'm saying I read velvet and then oh they got your favorite the glazed crawler Glazed crawler sure you know what to go go ahead and cut me a piece then don't be don't be don't be stingy I know I'm proud of you for Now do you guys I want to know is this made with the New York water That's what it is So this is so no disrespect to the franchise But the New York water makes New York's donuts better than California's Because we got the good water See now I'm not gonna lie So I just had the

32:17What you would call a glazed crawler is it's got so much it is a straight cake donut that's glazed It is a perfect donut for dipping into coffee Um, I have had this donut. Let's just say at a um another chain This one kicks that one's ass is perfect for what Dipping into coffee. So please go right ahead. Do you have coffee class? Hmm I Honestly, I mean Tom joleo. I'd like to get some thoughts here In who we like to have you chime in Give me what you think uh joleo you had which ones now I had the Homer Simpson the again not the Homer Simpson right although Disney does own yeah, Simpson's what yeah What looks like the Homer's yes the butter crunch and the um butter crumb yeah butter crumb and the apple fritter your thoughts on hold Um, if I had to power rank them I would do the butter crumb apple fritter and then the strawberry glazed the but the

33:21Buttercrumb like you said is just knock out tremendous And the car bowl do you taste the car bowl and it does stay with you for a long time Yeah, not in a bad way no in a very very good way in a very good way Uh Tom Bauer let's get your take here so buttery I just had the uh trademark pending Homer Simpson donut I'm gonna have more of those donuts because they are so good No trademark is pending. I want to be clear Well, we are friends of Randy's donuts. Do not have any rights to that we owe you we owe it Whatever whatever we don't know the damn thing we can get we're about that we can we can give them the leasing of it We owe it we can lease the door. Yeah, you talk to the mouse about that go ahead Whatever you want to call the donut That was one of the best donuts I've ever had like really like that Randy's Doesn't every other chain. They don't hold a leg on this. I mean, this is uh We got a red velvet. I mean, there's so many here that we haven't even tried to New York water, man Oh my god. There's a blueberry in there. I mean, this is absolutely absurd. Yeah, I gotta stop How did sugar? I gotta stop. I've been fasting my stomach by the expo

34:24I want to see you completely pass out. That's where I want to see So I mean give me your thoughts here lay it out for me Listen That rule nothing nothing disappoint. I don't I don't know which one I like the best Mm-hmm But like my taste buds are dancing. You know what I'm saying yeah And and I am a I'm a chocolate guy. I'm not a sweet guy right This is crap. Yeah, straight up. Yeah, it is And I have to say like you set the tone very nicely because you had us had the fruity pebbles little Tiny donut hole to begin with and that's at the tone nicely We went into the apple crumb or we went into the buttercrumb the apple fritter the chocolate raised and then the strawberry sprinkle Uh, the the You know the buttercrumb is unlike any donut I've had in my entire life And I can imagine like depending on certain people sometimes like things he'd he'd he'd it up Yeah, I think even the apple fritter and in the in the in the cooler

35:26Hmm. He did he did up a little bit With just melting my mouth. I'm not even I've never been a big fritter for fritter guy until I've never been a big fritter guy Until today. This is tremendous. I'm not gonna lie I mean boys If you want I'm sorry. It's going five carlins here Yeah I know we didn't even try a third of them. How do you even get a sonic box a sort of box like how many flavors do you guys have 35 different flavors Randy's donuts you got order three dozen to even get a sonic box 185 bleaker now open. They're gonna open one soon on the upper east side this spring. We believe. Yeah Okay, oh, that's up there in the in the high-writ district right there Maybe know I'm saying you you got to show up there with some with casual clothes on this This changed my life I I feel like yeah, but addictive personality. Yeah, and I feel like I might end up like heart

36:31But he's only going to week like addictive personality to me is this two of these boxes. Yes, but what I'm saying is He's playing basketball every day. I know. I might come here looking like that bastard in three weeks Or worse looking like me But listen, I'm not gonna hate on it because these are absolutely fantastic It lives up to the hype and it's not often that you get the places that live up to the hype but Randy's donuts Absolutely lives up to the height five out of five carlins. I love it. It's an institution It really is shout out in Fitzimmons who helped make this happen for us too and uh this was just Top notch. I'm speechless. I'm speechless Now we get to share with everybody else You just you just converted all these customers into here because when you put that out there You know this angle. It's gonna be like a piranha with a turkey leg fell in the water You know this angle last this won't last to to the to the to the first segment of my location. No, it will not it will be done Outstanding stuff Randy's donuts. Thank you so much for coming in and

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39:36Big as hell so we are big donuts I never really had had much of an appetite for fritters before But I got to tell you that is tremendous. I like fritters and you know sometimes um I got a love hate relationship with like the fritters stuff the syrup in the end. Yeah, because sometimes it's gummy and it feels It's that it that was excellent That had the spot for you did I fell asleep. Don't know. Don't break. Yeah No kidding. Do you see Don Hennon Rosenberg alive from the Irish exit at the Moynihan train hall Friday March 13th before the semi-final round of the Big E's tournament Stop by before heading into the garden or before your commute home Don Hennon Rosenberg alive from the Irish exit Moynihan train hall starting at 3 p.m. Friday March 13th It's only steps away from Madison Square Garden and Penn station. It's brought to you by Schwab's above the rim refreshment Feel the madness and refresh your game with a Schwab's seltzer or Schwab's ginger ale and by sad Sam Adams and son

40:38Cruiser vodka ice key available at bourbon and branch and Taylor pub must be 21 or older to purchase Please drink responsibly So Michael's here today and I'm not gonna lie like Michael's normally here on Tuesdays So now I got donut crumbs all over the floor. So that's gonna be a problem I mean, I hope not for Michael. I'm trying to clean things up in advance. See, but you know, you got to do it the right way Keep the talent happy. You got to do it the right way before the piranhas out there eat all the donuts They're already guys out from what I'm from what I gather. We just basically Through a mouse into a A denful of snakes once we put the donuts out there There was about 20 people in the office that just immediately swarmed to the kitchen It's like red meat for lions So you might want to save one for Michael Kay and heat it up and sit it right there for him as a peace offering See, but he's another one. I don't know if he's pulling the bar here. Well, I can't have donuts right now I'm watching my weight I you know, I don't know if he's pulling one of those right now or not He he he does go through those

41:40Michael goes up and down with that kind of thing. So you know If you're just a more consistent loser of weight like myself Well, we offered you can do this No, I want Michael to be able to have it in fact Get Michael in here in a few minutes maybe get him in here early and ruin his day Hey, just listen, do not forget we have got rico ball madness coming up Friday March 20th ESPN, New York is taking over pickleball heaven and Medford, New York catch a live broadcast of DP atro and Rothenberg starting at 6 a.m. Then stick around for our social ladder pickleball tournament We're going to crown our champions and then roll right into a college hoops watch party to cap off the day Sign up now on the ESPN New York app spots are limited rico ball madness It's brought to you by pickleball heaven The new standard of indoor pickleball 800 919 3776 800 919 ESPN Again, the name of the place is Randy's donuts and it is down on bleaker street 185 bleaker coming to the upper east side soon

42:47And maybe even all over the trite state area because they I didn't even realize I thought there was only a couple of spots In LA they're all over LA now too One thing we have not talked a whole lot about was what we discussed yesterday with Phil sims two things in fact Number one the 49ers and Mac Jones Phil Was very very insightful when it came to this and the 49ers love of Mac Jones and what are to it would actually take for the jets to potentially get him Man, it would take a really really good trade package They would want caveat first. Well, I shouldn't say that maybe it didn't might For Kyle Shanahan because he knows if he loses the starter then your season completely fall apart Well, they didn't because Mac Jones laid so well and he's a much better quarterback mentally and physically than we've seen Probably in his career. I remember they were playing the Giants and I walked out of the field. So let me go out there and just check these guys out a little and he's throwing a first off Oh, man, he is one big damn dude and the other thing is too, you know

43:50If you had any worries about him coming in the NFL Does he have the arm strength to really be something special and the answer was no But he was a great get rid of the ball read the defense quick and all those things But the one thing I did notice watching him warm up. I just go dang his arm is Absolutely better than I've seen it with the other places he had been My problem here for the 49ers is why would you possibly trade him away now when he has this He is is a backup and I know you can get a high second-round pit for him But if you do that It doesn't put you in a great spot with a quarterback when Brock Perty who gets hurt quite a bit But you know, I mean Brock Perty gets quite hurt quite a bit Last year was the first time that he's missed like a lot of games. He missed eight Um, and they won every one of those games and that was largely due to Mac Jones But one thing is always also true with the 49ers Trent Williams Getting older he started to have some snippets there and now there's some discussion about his contract where they're having a discussion about his contract You talk about trying to replace or trying to figure out what they're going to do a Brennan Iyuk

44:54They took all his guaranteed money away. He won't play in a uniform against that means now they they have a whole As far as receivers Jennings is a free agent Um, so you talk about being able to maybe find somebody with that second-round pick Um, you also talk about Warner coming back Who knows how how healthy he is coming back from from age of Pascal came back late in the year after you know His injuries. They have a lot of holes that they have to fill McAfry Had overuses usually when what happens when you have overuses like that the next year you're not the same back You know, that's a guy that's hurt one year healthy enough. He's far enough down the line now correct And he's he's getting he's getting older So you need his mid as much cheap young talent as you can a second-round drive pick 44 Is a pretty damn good pick to get one of those positions. That's not one of these luxury positions Like a safety, right? You're going to have guys in the top five of the position group like right regas Or somebody like that one of these linebackers as well in the second round to be able to improve your team and get depth

45:59But also get cheaper. This is a team with Kyle Shanahan. They have been in this window for a long time With Jimmy G there that was a window. This window has been extended for a long time. Yep They've been to two super bowls lost both of them and it's always been right there for the winning They need to reload and get this team younger and cheaper nick bolster coming off past Russian Coming off a major injury You might want to go back to remember they was all the way down to Bryce Huff last year So you think a second-round drive pick Yeah, you would love to have Mac Jones as a insurance policy But you can go get Tyrod Taylor You can go get Marcus Mariota. You can go get Carson wins But I watching them play last year. I did a couple of their games I did one of their games to begin either year They do not fall off at all offensively with Jones. They do not right But but but but this is not what you're how much of that is Shanahan and how much of that is him that's my point Right, you don't think he can do the same magic last year Carson wins play pretty okay He was carrying but on the flip side though if you're the jets

47:01What if he reverts to the Mac Jones that was pre San Francisco the guy that didn't play great New England that's fine Because then you can get out of it next year correct. That's why you don't give him the extension right He's gonna play for three million dollars. You'll quarterback. You're starting quarterbacks gonna play for three million dollars Listen, I do not argue the idea of giving up a second-round pick for Mac Jones I think that would be a phenomenal move for the jets. I don't know if they're ever gonna be able to do it. I think it As far as like what Phil was talking about Frank Reich wants a bigger quarterback and Mac Jones remember what he said He's like this dude. It's a monster. He's six five six four There you go Sorry, we got we we we so there Michael. We got residue everywhere, man Just if you just hop on a mic for one second. Do you want do you want a donut? Do you want a donut? We got friends You have what can I did you have chocolate? Yeah with chocolate cake. Oh, you can't be real Okay, so you can do very good. Yeah, so you'll excuse the mess that we made for you. Yeah, okay

48:04I cleaned up some of this but there are crumbs everywhere Listen, it's gonna be ants at your feet. Why you play? I'm fine. I don't come in here that much I know you know and if I had known that you were coming in Yeah, I wouldn't have done anything differently, but still yeah, okay But then how did car was it five cars? Oh, it's five cars really. Oh my god How does this fit with the shot? What do you mean? I mean the sugar. I didn't look at it. I took I took similar I took bites here and there. I did not eat entire donut With the shot you can deal what you want. It's not gonna affect your blood sugar. That's not true He's gonna be on the twilight tonight. That's what it is. No, no, no, we're happy. He's not on the toilet because it slows up your booboo Yeah, put it this way. You're only busy about twice a week. Right Really, but you know, I'm not all together, but you know what you got to do. You got to take some mirrorlax You got to keep though. You got to keep that stuff. They keep it moving in there. I don't worry. I'm taking all the precautions You need to take an MCT So you don't know about that. What's MCT? It's coconut oil

49:05And what does that do? It's gonna push it through You're gonna lead with this next. I'm Mike So so Carl what I'm gonna do to you. I you know how you share songs Mike. Yeah, I'm gonna share Salt and pepper to him Push it I never put myself in that position where you need to Anyway, enjoy this No, because because I am still stickin to what I'm trying to do here, but just walk Something I know It's all right, but I know it's shocking that I wouldn't finish donuts to where me. I'm shot No, the shots are supposed to might you not want to yeah Here's the thing is my I have learned some sort of I have learned some sort of control through all of this Do you know that um, who's Judd Apatow? Yeah, he said he ate right through ozampic Eight right through he said I didn't didn't stop him at all. He need an ozampic patch

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