Hour 1: Let’s Eat The Headlines

Super Mario Bros crushed at the box office, but that doesn’t mean Vinnie’s kids enjoyed it. ‘Love On The Spectrum’ was renewed for a 5th season. Johnny Depp launched a rum brand. Dewey isn’t returning to the ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ reboot. Ashlee Simpson wants another shot at SNL. All eyes are on the Artemis II mission. UCLA is the women’s March Madness champion. UConn plays Michigan tonight in the men’s finals. Jail, forever, for this Airbnb host. Plus, a sophisticated Mount Everest scam!