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1:02All figures for serving up Hero bread. See nutrition facts on Hero.co. You'll never guess who we found inside the SoundFridge. It's one more thing. I'm strong and daddy. Oh, we found someone in the fridge. That's right. Before we get to that, this is a rare in podcast tees for the radio show. Tomorrow on the radio show, we're going to talk about the growing world of sex dolls. Really interesting article about it. Technology is improving like at a very rapid pace. Both the physical construction of the sex dolls is getting better and better and better really fast as there's more demand. People are spending more money on trying to perfect it. And with AI. And having a vagina that can like respond to your... What you're saying or your mood and... Is there no delicacy left in the world? Is there no... And this will be part of my teeth.

2:03And this is where it gets troubling. It's already troubling. One company claims they can get you 90% resemblance to any particular woman that you want. Just show us a picture. Oh, my. Yeah. That sounds dangerous. Yeah, thank. Wow. This is so crazy. Give me the quick headline and what do they cost? I'll give you the quick headline and then we'll talk about it on the Armstrong and Getty radio show. They found a battered sex doll with like... Whoever had used it had put bruises on it. I don't suppose it would make up or whatever. And had maded hair and they found it in a suitcase alongside the road. And then the idea is... Did that a crime? Did this person do anything wrong? What are wrong? I don't know. I'm on a list. What are our rules going to be for this going forward? Well... Well, I thought I hated the modern world.

3:05Now I really, really do. It does...it's not all dark and troubling. Some of it is just interesting. And then the second hand market for sex dolls, which is just... I'm going to buy new. If I ever go that direction and I don't think that I will... I think I'm going to spring for a new one. And particularly... Wow, Rich Boy, Mr. Picky. Not going used. Well, I've got on the next Armstrong and Getty radio show. Oh, I can't wait. So I will tell you this. Oh, I'm sorry, Metal Guy. We're cleaning out the soundfri... PINGING OUT THE PING! Got a bunch of great audio we couldn't get to on the show today. Everybody worked so hard. So we wanted to feature it here on the fabulous award winning one more thing podcast. I will tell you this. Jack, unless you have strong feelings about what to reveal and what not to reveal. About this clip, the first one. This is Elizabeth Holmes talking to a documentaryer, Aryan.

4:07There is a Elizabeth Holmes. You remember her? A unbelievably low-voiced, weird, bitertal necked would be... ...Hotty, female, tech guru. A single drop of blood can be run through 200 tests. That galo ripped off people like crazy. Weird or the female Steve Jobs, hello? No, weird. But anyway, so there's a new documentary coming out about her. And... Do we give the visual before? I think we do. Okay. So she's sitting there really close to this guy over the back of a couch. And she's got her eyes are wide. She's got an odd half smile going. And she's jiggling for reasons that I can't figure out. Now there's a baby here in the background. She has a baby. Is she jiggling the bouncy thing with her foot? I took it as the jiggling had to do with the baby.

5:09She's either bouncing it or she's moving something. Yeah. Okay. But so she's got her wide eyes and her half smile. And she's kind of jiggling. And this is what it sounds like. I'm not that person. I can promise you that. I don't have anything to deceive you on. Of course, I'm not deceiving you. I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that. Okay. Good chat. You're being real right now. You're always being real. So did you say you've watched part of this kitty or it's not out yet? No, I just saw the full trailer and that particular. Does it look like it's a documentary that's attempting to out her as a nut job or rehabilitate her or neither? More so outing her as a nut job. I kind of took it as they were almost interviewing her

6:10to maybe put some reason behind what she did. But she just threw them the ultimate curveball and she started looking at them like. Because there's different eat them. Like that famous what's his name? Bashir documentary of Michael Jackson. Yeah. The whole point of that documentary is for him to out Michael Jackson as a nut job. That's what he was going for. Well, when you heard that, anybody on earth who's having that conversation would have a concern look on their face. Of course I'm being straight with you. Why would I deceive you? But she was doing it with this stabby the clown face. Like she's about to come out of her skin. She looked like a character in a 1970s horror movie that's possessed by the devil. Man, her eyes. She had the crazy eyes. Well, she's some sort of sociopath on some level, isn't she? Easily. But they pan out and she's also a close talker. Like she keeps leaning in and getting like way uncomfortably

7:12close to the inner viewer's face. I would have to deceive you. Oh, I had forgotten. The low voice was a put on. We found out when she was finally in court, the low voice was a put on. Right. She decided it would make her sound more authoritative, but have authority than her girly voice. Right. Plus it helped her command her wolf pup. Bautou. Was that the name of it or some bautou, I think? Yeah, I believe so. It was just a dand. I forgot about that. I can dog and nut. Anyway, boy, I can't wait to learn. I'll watch that. She's one of the many great scam artists in world history. Yeah, but was she self-delusional? Good. Or delivery. I mean, I got to admit, I'm intrigued, especially with her, or stabby the clown highs. Anyway, I believe the FCC requires us, even though this is a podcast, to ask you, or we're talking a clip number 12 here, Michael. Are you ready to rock?

8:12Do you ever, did you see your dad as a heavy metal star? No, I missed that one. His band said to play it riot fest in Chicago this fall, and then... And I'm doing the one in the desert in spring. Oh, God. The one you're doing, Coachella? Coachella. You're going to do Coachella half-playing, half-shelling, and a half-coating heavy metal star? My dog, my dog, her was like, there's half-coachella. It's right. Is that the secret, though, to be excited about the future? You got to be. Does this, the great Bill Shant? Does anybody enjoy their life more than Bill Shant? I don't know if anybody does. If there is somebody I'd like to shake his or her hand, is he, what, 93 now or something like that? He's dang old. And he's got, he's a metal band who's playing the festivals. God, give me what, give me what he ordered. He's 95. Oh, my God. He has more fun being him than you have been you, almost guaranteed. You know, I'm always talking about training the blood of the young tree and pick right me, and I haven't given up on that dream,

9:14but give me some Bill Shantner's genetic material. My lord. While we're on the topic of festivals, I want to bring this up real quick. I came across it. Burning Man, which just wrapped up. Burning Man has become a wrinkled sausage fest of aging millennial men, data shows. Okay. Let's think of that about that with Coachella. Is Coachella still young, cool people? Or is it kind of aged also? I don't know. Gosh, I'm so out of that demographic. I mean, I still love to go see music, but the festival thing, giant crowds, you know, takes you an hour and I have to walk to, and then you stand there and, oh, please. No, shoot me. Kill me. Okay. Quote with each of these. Yeah. Michael, does, clip number 11, merit a little description or what? Yeah, I should probably describe it a little bit. This is a witness account. She's in the drive-through of an in-and-out burger. And she sees a 20-year-old kid go to the rescue of an employee.

10:17I can't get the cousin of that. Like, sold out and hit the driver and yelled at him at the top of his lungs, the driver of the car and friendly. And he's yelling at him inside the drive-through window. But then I realized that there's no staff in the kitchen, like where there's only a bunch of people cooking, there's nobody there. And he kicked out of his car and then jumped out of the window. And he started babbling this lady with a stick. Who, she had chased, I guess, all the staff into some background. She was mad that they didn't make her burger or pasta not or something. This kid, like, totally screwed the thing. So in-and-out, it would be cool if you give him a burger's life. Wow, so this guy's in the drive-through. He sees that there's nobody in the kitchen. And somehow he discerned that something was a mess and he jumped through the window and some lunatic head terrified the employees into a back room with a stick. Yeah. I mean, unless she's a particularly beefy chick, I'm like, swing away, baby. Let's get it on. Well, there's usually a bunch of like high school college-daged dudes working at an in-and-out. You couldn't handle the angry lady with a stick.

11:18Somehow, I feel like I need to know more here. Wonder if they have some policy against, like, fighting back. I know some stores. No, getting that room. I ain't getting in that room. Yeah, hurting you into the back room is a very bad thing. Yeah, that's interesting. It wouldn't be easy to leap through the drive-through window from your car either. I mean, I got a broom. It's like, game on. Let's go. Or, you know, you could certainly hurl French fry oil on her sometimes, and then it's over. Yeah. Squirt catch-up in her eye, I don't know. Take her down, handle style or jungle style. That's not doggy style. Love it. No, don't mind me. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. I'm a boy. Her boy has grown up. Katie, this is a true story. My mom ordered fries doggy style one time. She's not that type of person. She, in the person laughed through the drive-through speaker. I would like these doggy style. I don't know what you mean exactly.

12:18You can eat them however you want. Bam, this is a Wendy's. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'd like to. My poor mom was so mad. Doggy style burger, missionary fries, and then the real-girl milkshake. Oh, oh, oh. It's not a spot I frequent. What are you talking about? Oh, boy. Oh, golly tea. Oh, my. 25 years ago today on September the 11th, 2001, America faced a heartbreak of terrorism at home. And three years ago, on October the 7th of 2023, Israel endured that same heartbreak in the Holy Land. Different decades, different attacks, the same evil. Each year, the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews hosts flags of fellowship. It is a movement where thousands of churches display memorial flags to honor the 1,200 lives lost on October the 7th. It is a way to stand with Israel in faith, prayer, remembrance, and solidarity. Each flag represents a loved one, a family forever changed, and a promise that we will not forget.

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14:23I've got some more valuable. You shall know the truth. Truth. Don't make it free. The Bix in theaters September 11th. Yeah, we could wrap it up there before we offend anybody else. I don't know. I already want to do the football thing. I'm, the main reason I'm interested in the football thing is I didn't hear it in real time. And I kind of like to see how it played out. So if you're a fan of football at all, you're aware of the whole Michigan Western Michigan thing that happened over the weekend because I got so much attention. Michigan was a ranked team who could, you know, they could be challenged in for national championship. Almost got had the second biggest upset in their school history. Because they were losing with like a second to go in the game to this no name team. Yeah, it's the early season in college football is the big power of play cupcakes. The cupcake games, you know, the cupcakes get a big check because they share the revenue. And they get to see what a really, really good program plays like. So it's not entirely. I'm not sure you learn anything.

15:24K state booked somebody they scored 75 points on them. I'm not sure anybody learns anything. Yeah, yeah, that's my dad used to say St. Mary's home for the blind. But so yeah, that's where college football starts. You bring in some no name school that you can trounce and it gets your, it also gets your fans and supporters all excited and everything like that. You know, I really look good this year. Yeah, against them. Well, anyway, Michigan almost got beat by this team. In fact, they did get beat according to most people. Maybe they should have. This is how the last minute played out. Nine seconds remaining. Deep drop. Underwood. Five seconds left. Underwood is going to toss it towards the end zone into the crowd. And out of bounds. Time expires. It's the attack from the Mac. Worcester Michigan sends shock waves across the college football world. And pulls off the weak one stutter. They take down the local reeds. 12 to seven. The previous play is under further review. After review, there's one second remaining in the game.

16:24Third down. Oh, it's not going to drop. But I'm warning towards the end zone into the crowd. The crowd is coming in. It is coming. Joe, Joe, you can't end. Touchdown. A miracle. A Michigan stadium. So you had two Hail Mary's at the end of the game. You had the Hail Mary that went deep and didn't make it. Most Hail Mary's don't work. Then for whatever reason they put another second on the clock. Next Hail Mary, guy threw the ball 50 yards in the air. It was a hell of a throw. I'd say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to get into the, if you're into it, you already know all this. But so what turns out, because the game clock, the actual game clock is on the TV screen. That's not some sort of graphic. That's an insect of the game clock. It's a camera's on the clock. And it was clearly at zero when a guy touched the ball for the first time, which brings the play to a close because he came from out of bounds. But apparently the big 10 has a super special secret game clock.

17:31Apparently somebody said official official. Apparently somebody said, you know how many millions of dollars this is going to cost us if Michigan is no longer ranked for the season or whatever. Yeah. And that's what happened. Stephen A Smith is the most respected probably sports reporter in America. This is what he had to say about it. What about the synchronization of the clocks? It's two different clocks that they were referring to. Nobody should be buying that nonsense. The clock showed zero. It's an absolute joke. There's no question about it. Michigan should suffer. And the rank is they were future offensively. They were 27 and I have point favorite. And it almost ended up losing this game. I'm not buying it one bit. It's absolutely ridiculous. Yeah. That was something. Yeah. Agreed. Agreed. Well, so I was, I haven't, I don't follow sports really hardly at all anymore. And I certainly have been following college football. I used to follow college sports a lot. So I missed out on so many of these things that they've changed, like where you got USC is a big 12 big 10 team or Stanford's a pack.

18:33It's all nuts. And then you got the players changing so that the likely Heisman winner, preseason projected Heisman winner this year. This will be his third or fourth team as a senior. He's going to have to switch every year. Yes. Every year you can switch teams. Yeah. And one of the quarterbacks it might have been I was watching the Illinois game as I am. An alumni of that to Vaunted University. An alumnus. I'm only one. There's only one of me. I think their quarterback is in his sixth year of eligibility or something like that. Oh, and then a couple of Louisiana state guys sued because they washed out in the NFL. And a judge said, yeah, they've got eligibility left. You got to take them back. So now we've got free agency every single year. Guys playing for six years. They've never taken a single class. And if you're three years in the NFL, doesn't pan out. You can come back and play college football. As I often ask, what are we doing here? What is this? And then you got like Archie Manning at Texas who is staying there because he makes is it seven million a year?

19:37Seven million dollars a year. Yeah. To keep him at that school. So he doesn't switch to different school as a student at an IL money. That's right. Name the image and likeness money. Yeah. It's just pay. It's just pay. I would seem though from the beginning. I would seem though from looking at the crowds. And the enthusiasm that people are still into it. It's surprising to me when you have new players every single year. Yeah, I agree. I was thinking about that over the weekend. My wife was astonished at all of this stuff. I was explaining it to her. And she was looking at me like I was making it up. Because it's so crazy. But yeah, my hardcore fan buddies are still into it. But it will not end up where it is. It can't. Because it's not to make this dull, but it bears thinking. So you got these guys being paid millions of dollars a year. Your big time athletes at the big time schools and the big time sports are.

20:37They have a business relationship with the university. So how can it be that the university can't demand a three year contract for that pay? So it's just going to be pro sports, but branded differently. Instead of Chicago, it'll be the University of Chicago, which doesn't even have a football team. But you know what I'm saying. Right. And so you got the kids go to college and don't learn anything for a ridiculous cost and get all A's. And then a pro football team. What are we doing here? Well, they're indoctrinated into Marxism. So, you know, I hate to quibble, but they are learning something. Yeah, what is this even? If you dig it, you dig it, I guess. Well, I guess that's it. You're the best feel operative I've ever had. You are born for it. In the 81, the embassy went down. We go 25 million in the wall.

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