GOONERS NEVER STOP SMACKING HAHAHA: HOUR THREE

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2:02Good news matters. It matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning, everyone. Hi, thanks. Let me ask you a question. I wasn't at that party. Ah, okay. Never been to any island. That's not my question. Do you like to eat out? You know what? I call me a footy. A footy? Footy? A footy. A footy. Ah, I thought you said footy. Oh, no. That's you with that kind of fetish. I thought you said pussy for it. Talk about it earlier. Call me a footy. I would. I love it now. I've been told, matter of fact, that if it was like a paid job, that I could throw a nice salary. You know, I actually got so many positive texts about the joke earlier that the Greenville County Humane Society is going to change their name to the pussy for it. Oh. And thank you. Only for the, only for the, the, the, the, the, the, the Feline side.

3:04You said you draw a nice salary. I want to say something. Just to sound gay if I say it to you. Please, by all means. So here I go. Ha, ha, ha. You have a really long tone. And like do you flick it around a lot, almost like a lizard. So don't try to start Matt Man's reptilian freaking and going, I kind of believe. Now I know what happens when I leave here. And I walk back in and you have strange looks. Now here's a legit question. If you're a lady and you see that a guy's got a real long tone, does that kind of get you worked up a little bit? Because I see a lady with a long tone. I've been sat in one end, Stadia this morning. Page good morning. It depends on how. Because it's me though, but not me, but a guy with long tone. It depends on how he's using that tongue and reference. I mean, if it's just hanging down. I don't like it all from Deadpool. I don't know this girl, but this lady on Facebook posted, she said, this is why I don't ride through Chesney. So she's a good looking woman. And she posted a video. She's filming the guy driving beside her.

4:05Some old country girl and he's like, flicking his tongue at her. Oh, and that sucker's long. Oh, oh, oh. And he's like, he can make the end of the tongue, just like, you know, kind of. And he's like, he can make the end of the tongue, but he's just like, he can make the end of the tongue. He's like, he can make the end of the tongue. And he can make the end of the tongue. And so he's like, he's like, well, and that's why I'm saying that. I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm like, how do you not look at that guy and like, you know, I think... If you were a woman, I mean, you can't just, like, you said, if she's, page is right. If you haven't just lay in there. You know, you look like Mr. Yup. Like a page would just like, you know, the way she sits here. If she's just like, like, started like, jiggling and awkward, I've never seen her tongue Son of a bitch This is a long time. Oh, gee You two could not that you ever wore It's short Not that you two ever would but you could French kiss from like a mile away Play that like like like put your head back and push it up out of the air like like this Let me see Oh my god have a small mouth. So I have a small tongue very ironic

5:09But the mouth can stretch when I'm trying to eat lunch. You're like so don't get it twisted bow with his true You know people like really big mouths. I mean like literally big mouths page. He's corner on the cob a long way To the time you ever eat to it a time corner on the cob I cut it off. I don't eat the cob. You know what you didn't have to be sick about it. I don't like cream corn Mmm You know you're a great corn fan over I like Native American corn. I just like Oh, you know, cut the cob and eat it that way you would have really confused a Native American tell them to go to the corn maze That would to them that would be a maze corn. So if you were just driving out of the room I Do that people are gonna think your tweak it twinkit or like I would call by my mind thinking you're up to Yeah, you can have you don't even have you can have an only fans You wouldn't even have to get naked on you can just do the tongue thing and some dude's gonna pay you what in a scene

6:10I'm wearing a wrestling mask. It's just like yeah, just take my tongue out of the hole You could be the very mischievous and I did you know some of the mouth like if I did this Jesus Good yeah, I mean she could totally do that don't you look over here for the next two minutes You know what you can do you could do like feel to either you could like you put your mouth on different things and famous people You know look at you see this now it's top tape that right there is very aggressive It is and also if you sit there and somebody's doing this you're drying on the wrong She Literally like open her mouth and accepted that bottle into it She did and she won't do like when she does the two fingers in the tongue she does like a joke She'll put like her whole hand up to her face, but she won't stick her like hold tongue out to you know, she's got a long one This is crazy the worst ones when she does the devil horn She'll lick both sides

7:12Oh my god the the hova the Well, I still caught the diamond Dallas page. Oh, yeah What all comes back to page I put up the damn Here listen to it that's weird That's some ASMR stuff right there and now if I saw God doing that I would probably laugh Yeah, I think it wouldn't it wouldn't think It would make me go hey you me right now, but you know woman does that I mean like okay if I'm a dude driving up and Even if she's very tried to say I'm like she's gonna rob me I've played red that redemption. I know Jesus You Confedered just you see that piece of the computer just fell off right right here just Geez man, oh, that's my camera. That was even my fist it counter. Oh gosh

8:14Son of a guy, oh, I need to do the story. Why are we would we never did this story? Well, fat boy got turned on a tongue I'm sorry I have to strike the lady. Why did I even say that is because people are making restaurant reservations to eat alone? They're not going out with anybody. Oh, she said alone reservations for one are becoming more common long Hello, I thought you said you were eating clone. No Hell a ton of it every day I've just launched the data With them they're up 22% over the previous year and in general making reservations on Tuesday is up 15% What is it about Tuesday other than tacos? You tell me don't go somewhere yet to reserve that's kind of you know pretentious to be honest. No, it's not that I Like I literally just said that the other day. I don't get social anxiety and nor do I think I'm too good But when I'm hungry I go to when I go to the restaurant and I'm hungry

9:19Hungry I don't want to wait 45 minutes to an hour because I'm already hungry It's like yeah, and then if you if you go to the bar and you're waiting and oh See that's it you should wait at the bar like five people deep where you're like it looks like you're you're trying to buy stocks on the floor of all street Where you're waiting your hair like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna Or you waiting that the the the perimeter of the waiting area and everyone's in there with the arms crossed and you're trying to talk to each other But not loud enough so anyone can hear So everybody's that life in Chelka said they're mouth Are you the more and then the poor host is she's looking around everybody's given her like Look at all of us here I don't know where to see Tami and his family. I don't have any tables and I when I was a host Just people would get mad if I if people were waiting and I would see somebody else instead of them And I'd say we're a party of six and they're a table for two I can't put you at a tiny table, but that's available. Oh, I would just for the bit

10:22Come this way part of it. I did have people and we can try to fit in that and I go I don't think you're gonna fit Okay, so they they got there and realized they didn't fit do midges have to use booster seats No legally, I think they have to that was a serious question little people I mean if they needed an ask for Sorry for those of you that you hear the word booster and you get all jabbed up legit there was a rule. I don't know if it was South Carolina DNB, but I legit saw a roll this and if you were five two or shorter They had to wear a booster seat like in your own car I'm pretty sure that's real Might have to double check it, but I did see it somewhere it might be a new law either the shortest girl I've ever known was 411 and three quarters tall could you see over the dashboard? Yeah, I know Just the the seat, you know, maybe if you were driving like a car with a little kid looking up like this

11:22Kind of bad. So your little kid voice just then You can't see the mirrors. Yeah, why did you need to flick your tongue in? Hey, all right almost here. Are you ready? Just grabbing my shoes. That's what you said 10 minutes ago I just wrapped the video call uploading this giant file on my tablet looking at my watch group and Nana's with the group chat And of course still lining up tonight's playlist on my phone all at once. Yep story of my life That's why I switched to T-Mobile. They have the fastest 5G network. Okay multi-tasker. I see you Honestly, I never imagined I could do all this at once. It's awesome. Say no more. I'm totally switching my post is taking Way too long to upload that's a sign you've got to get T-Mobile So many reasons to join T-Mobile find yours at T-Mobile dot com

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15:26I mean like she just did That's how you get traffic. It was all good to you stuck the tongue out now you're getting traffic. That's how I get pulled over Going out to my inflicting your tongue so away so we This is highways or Like Like What if a woman locked up do you have weight? She did the thing where her tongue was pushing out her cheek. Oh, yeah, he likes that but like really good. Oh, can you do that? Wait, you have to have that big of emotion. Why is your arm all the way out here? I'm like Is the rise guys I love the rise guy they're funnier than anyone else on the right. Yeah, the rocket is great. They're crazy You're listening to the rise guys morning shout Got all pop of rotsie with the long tongue in here trying to Now they just come to grandpa

16:27Try kiss somebody on a video Trying to be all up into video Words oh She's running secret tape and yeah every time she's a quick cussing. It's like I didn't know you're taping and she says I just tell Mark Then I'm using bad words off the air now. She's big man I'm not bad Tell Mark like we did in middle school I was kidding because he said the effort. Why are you acting like a cat now? Kitting it must be the pussy fort Home for cats all out all there otherwise will end up saying it all there Don't say it on the right and his back is what I've ever heard the dump button right now So I'm not gonna it is fun just then because it needs to be actually needs to be a flicker I can just hold it needs to be like a big button right in front of you like we just match like I thought legally it had to be I thought it'd be up here. Yeah, well But I get it you know, it was cool. I don't know if you've been in the bathroom

17:29But the urinals on the F and ceiling that really it really is how do you do that? So as soon as you arc one you got to get out of the way I was raining in there It's raining I heard thunder but that was him ever in the handicapped all Physically impaired so that's why that's what that song is all about it makes sense to me now I don't know if you can spit sideways, but wasn't on the ceiling by Lotto Richie. It's a favorite You've had to find a way See the P and Queen that's by Billy Ocean Big fuse with Billy Alash who is up the devil She's the latest using back masking to promote her music they're all man It's like rock and roll in the 70s now why are they doing that because everybody talks about it like I Guilty of it like Katy Perry with that evil ass. Oh video she put out like this. Why are they doing it again? The satanic panics live and well and and it's not rock and roll using it now it's popping rap

18:29It's weird. There's no correlation. I doubt that she would do this because I don't I don't think she's like, you know that smart But it could be wrong But do you think she's picking her boyfriend's brain because he let a country For a good little bit there so you know how you have to enlighten me on that she's with ultra-dough You still Billy Alash? No while Katy Perry. Oh, yeah Katy Perry. Yeah So you be picking his brain right like hey, I don't know Like hey, what was that Halloween costume? You know the American secrets or you know that build a bird Yeah, like do you get any money off this tariff deal exactly like you're getting the direct kickback? Yeah, you gotta be are you taking my five thousand dollar check I'm supposed to get where's my free health care if I marry you Tack that on to the tariff check I'm supposed to get it takes a long time. You have to wait Yeah, but look here's the thing with that you don't want I Mean some people would just look in the short term, but you don't want

19:30Every person getting five grand right now, but definitely don't you don't want that happening because that short Little income to or excuse me that that short little Positivity to the economy would last four or five days and then everything will go up because they just printed $1.3 trillion Yeah, that's insane. I just I want to get it and nobody else. Yeah, yeah, they should give it to people who've Downed in there worked at the same job for like 20 plus years. Let's go to some phone calls Just start off light with something like that Now understand we get golden headphones next year. So I heard yeah, some headphones would be nice Yeah, they say the phones off the whole size. They might be like little giblets off of crocs Ghiblets what that that is the giblets. That's it. I'm turkey giblets They put the holes in the crocs wait. Yeah, which one's in a turkey which one's in crocs?

20:33You got to have a turkey jiblet in a crock Yeah, but what's that? Oh, sorry dude, I don't know that was a ghost I heard it Dung or whatever the hurt the same song wow now I heard the I heard the Noise don't when you get put on the air. Yeah, yeah, but I was being quiet. I heard you talking No, that's what you did sound like I was about to ask you if you were male or female, but now I know it's dance Well, I'm just kidding. Dan. What did I say last time? Encourage your your party lifestyle that didn't I didn't want to call you party man Dan anymore do you remember? I mean, I'm not saying I don't have a really not what are you gonna call? I was gonna take the the party out of it because you know what man Dan Man Dan P-man Dan man Dan the man. Oh We know it's

21:34I don't remember I promise No, I don't either Say again, what happened? I'll tell you what I don't have always times time stamp and something what who said what I can't tell you right now Okay, but I can tell you something I said Yeah, listen later Dan. I'll tell you what it was Now I'm playing back in my head what I said just mention the name you like the way I say damn Marina Okay, I do Marina. Yeah, yeah, so like down near Chester. Okay You say let me say this Dan you can call anytime you ever want to and that's for everybody I I saw I saw a screenshot. I tried to find it and I didn't go look at it There was a reddit thing and it was like something about You have to have a special number to really get on the rise guys show because you hear really Looper and big brown and party man and

22:35I think they even mentioned poor Edith not poor Edith, but sweet Edith. She's got her she's well off. Yeah, so I was like there's not as person you call anytime you want to now like the dude the other day He's on hold it hour and 48 minutes, but then we finally got him all Paid he's got to unblock you to get the messages But she's like Dan wants to cause like tell Danny go anytime. Well, no, hey Sorry, sorry about that fat boy. My phone was updating to the So it was basically off it was updating when you Message me at 643 and you were gone for it was 11 minutes before I got back to you because that's what it turned back on And you had been inactive for 11 minutes I'm weird. I'm like I'm like weird rain man with numbers. Sorry, but yeah Yeah, I got back you but I know I know you weren't I guess you weren't on the I guess you were I just forget to check

23:38You thought I was a sleeper so I don't know page like an animal to knock her pick. I'm like send a knocker pick Jesus Would you like one for you? Well now that you're here. Yeah, let's work it so far away How do you get it? I get it to get what you do. Yeah, okay, I want to sing that stupid song now the world No, I don't know That was close I said dang I swear to you heard it You say a mask and say it a lot. He just swore to God. He didn't say GD. I don't think I think that castles it out I did I love that laugh. It's like you just a solo girl and she doesn't know that you're watching her Well, no, I mean if he I'm sorry that shouldn't say that moment It's like a horny pills very doughboy, Dan. Don't you promise you straight right now? I don't mean gay

24:43I mean not only anything because you wild in that I'm not on anything just the normal Oh, yeah, Dan. I thought well, I know we can't cut cold turkey But I can't cut cold turkey, but you just heard that last sip of the drink I'm a little late because I had a S day yesterday Yeah, man, how do you turn your TV off at like seven o'clock in the morning? And then turn it back on it like two o'clock in the afternoon I mean and it's fine and then turn it back on at two o'clock in the afternoon and Backlights out like you can you can barely see a faint. Oh, I'm so pissed Yeah, you get a new TV. Yeah, well, yeah, luckily my mom wanted a new TV So we went I helped her set it up. It's true. She gave me this one I got hers, but it's not 4k so it's going back to her very quickly Because I bet well, I mean I pay 15 bucks a month through direct TV to get 4k

25:48And then I Allen my HBO Max I pay for 4k so I'll be got or I'll be damned if I Wishing you see man's face are yeah, as soon as you thought yourself Oh my god, but I miss a chance that you might just be snookered in the TV screens fine No, you got a squint. I mean you got to do the flashlight test on the side, but I can you know Yeah, it sounds good all that but I was pissed man. Yeah, why does she get the new TV because you know you're a purveyor She doesn't watch as much as you do Why does she get the watch is way more than me? I was in the podcast and sleep more than Then I watched TV or on most night. What's your mom watching the podcast my mom watches all kinds of stuff like everything made TV? No, well Like the chosen I don't know if you've heard of that. I don't know if your mom wants that man for you

26:48It's like a Christian show The chosen you part of a page Yeah, it's that's one with yeah, it's based off of I had no you sent a Y'all stone Okay, well Stuff on me TV because she would get some of the like she could watch an all her soap opera because she didn't Language in the Weird If it's like all soap operas words about was cheating on Like all of yeah Marlena was in Freakin devil got in Marlena twice Someone cheated so much for now. I was supposed to say this but me a party man share subscription to meet TV How so when you do a little laugh? Hey, man, oh fat boy, I was just gonna tell you on the when you answered the phone When I call when I said that I was just messing with the I thought we had a little I thought we had like five more

27:54seconds on the before Yeah, no, but I was just gonna I was gonna say I was just messing with the man and then I guess you only had because it went like right to It kind of came right into the call or I mean right But then that lady earlier is you know, she's mad Yeah, I can't say the word but then what would you do if you're you know You had a girl and you're at a party and like one of your buddies is starting to roast her size like are you gonna? Who's asked right then or what you do? How much you drink Well, I mean it depends on how bad yeah, I'm six one hey actually I'm down to two fifty eight. I'm six one two fifty eight. I went to the doctor yesterday at three thirty and And so since December I was two ninety five December for us when I went to the doctor and now as of September 14th

28:57I'm down to two fifty eight which two fifty is my first goal. I did love numbers. What's the current temperature? Sex position you might be a numbers guy I am very much a numbers guy. Do you have a long tongue? I like dude Hey, I ride almost here. Are you ready? Just grabbing my shoes That's what you said ten minutes ago. I just wrapped the video call uploading this giant file on my tablet Looking at my watch group of Nana's with the group chat and of course still lining up tonight's playlist on my phone all at once Yep, story of my life. That's why I switched to demobile. They have the fastest 5G network. Okay multi-tasker. I see you Honestly, I never imagined I could do all this at once. It's awesome. Say no more. I'm totally switching My post is taking way too long to upload that's a sign you've got to get team mobile So many reasons to join team mobile find yours at teamable.com

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35:17And now I gotta break music All right, we gotta go to break Dan. Please hold He's a producer. We'll come back More with Dan what what what what an 80-20 that one is Tap type and texture message to TRG and 800774 0093 This is the rise guys morning show Okay, what works then uh two-girls season Okay, what works then uh two-girls season Two-girls season Two-girls season Okay, girl Kind of think it's Let's pick one of Dan's phrases And get that turned into a song it's gotta be the laugh Little laugh either The horny pills very doboy laugh That sounds like

36:17Yeah, that sounds like uh, we already got one like that don't Yeah, we got the oh that's what he's doing. He's doing the the matman Uh, you can hear me. I didn't know that my bad God you didn't say anything that you normally yeah, it's like really because that's I was listening to y'all talk about me Right, I don't have the laugh I didn't have room on the bank anymore. You don't have the evil matman blow up a train laugh anymore Oh, I don't think I got that when I had to make I can't do it again. I can't do it. I've felt like a girl trying to do it. I got this piece like man No, I said Matt don't I do that see Dan this one's like I forget what was that lady's name? Uh, it was real. He won't real. He won't reason. He's a new one. I don't Her uh My laugh sounds like you're pouring out oil into uh, I don't like I said that first. Oh Oh

37:18When I visited my cousin and stuff up in New York when I was 18 they were her and her friend used to always say say ol again Say ol again. Yeah, because they give it two syllables up there. They say oil oil. Oh, go. Was your cousin hog? Yeah If she said a difference, but I mean, I can't say that but yes Ha ha ha ha ha I mean very hey, I didn't know her man. I didn't know her like it's like you don't know somebody's out of sight out of mine but um I was 18 and she was 13 so that might have been a guy you know the saying if you're down here If you're down here, she's I was just kidding. I'm gonna make a joke man. I'm gonna make a joke. Let me make my little joke Okay, I was saying You know they say Dan if you're down here and if she's up in New York, she's free to pork Can't god Maybe not back then when I maybe know back in there

38:22It would have been great in the moment. I had to reset it and redo it Yeah, no, it was great. No, it was great. That's why I'm sorry Yes, it was Like I some few here buddy. Let me cue this up. He no head as fed My don't It's a black again. They haven't tell you Dan. I want to talk about some serious man. What we gonna do but what we're gonna do about the drinking Like I feel like I mean I'm coming back. I mean like it's hard man. I know, but like what do you have a calendar where you've saying okay I'm going to oh I actually well I've got like a little uh Note had a refrigerator magnet and I've been Writing down dates on like when I start the bottle and when I finish and like you know trying to you know keep it like I really am Dr. Man like no, I'm not the answer. You know like I'm trying. I don't want to like I get I think you're a funny guy I get a laugh every time you call I don't want it to ever seem like that it's

39:24It's a thing where we're like oh, let's get the drunk on the phone. I really don't know I don't I have a hard time talking with you because you you know, you don't you don't understand like It's a dance, you know you take the lead and then I take the page jumps in and then fat boy I thought to jump in now, you know, I'm trying to pay so noble over here, but the you're hogging the lead then You're a hill toe and we're dosy doe. Yeah come on baby. Let's talk boot scoot I mean, I've been doing a lot better man like honestly like I've been like I can tell because the sleep the sleep aspect That's the worst part of it is like you can Like when you're used to starting to mal and you know, keep you asleep and then just like This is just like you know when you cut down too much. It's like You get a couple hours and then you just sit there and just stare Wake up and just stare. Do you plan? Oh, yeah

40:26No, absolutely I just called me to basically do that because I've been having a Problem like kind of emptying out my bladder all the way Um at a time and he said that that could be from You know back up stuff. I'm being I know how to say it on the radio back up stuff. He said to do that Three to four times a week or you're not good, but a week, you know, how about a day The week well dude. I can't even do that like in a ye or well, I mean met I mean just Methodone is like worse than regular opiates as far as Uh, you know, not you know not having a desire. You know, I mean, you know what? That's that's something because and then next to blue pills and you know whatever like that's something you usually Attribute with a certain age, but they're saying like a big influx of like the tubals especially Oh with 20 30 year olds because they're all in so much different

41:29medications. Yeah, yeah, even maybe like drugs but like medications where it keeps them from from getting hard on Oh, yeah, the method on especially with the Both of them is just like you don't have a desire and it's like My doctor says to do it. I mean, he literally like told me to do it three to four times a week I just don't know He wanted you to do it in front of him three or four times Hey, so I don't have to message you later, Dan It keeps me on my Xanax that we'll do it. We like to anyway, what do you wait tonight? Dancing with the star starts you want to put some money on it this year Because we like to bet. Oh, is there some oh really? Julia styles is the favorite to win this up. We want to put some money on Is that like answer that like is that like on kaleishi or what? It might be on certain markets it uh, you know, I have a prize speaks man, Dan so I thought there might be a

42:29Yeah, man, let's do it He page and I bet on team move pays loans polywob I Sounds like her addiction. You know, you would be offended by it to be an honest. We what is it good? What is it again? I'm sorry? Holly walk Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're giving a lot of homework, Dan, but uh, you got time. So okay, so hey, man Like for real are you all gonna bet on dancing with the stars? Oh, yeah, I will for I mean, I'm down like it's It's between her and Jackson Olson who plays for the Savannah bananas. He's a he's favorite to him He would favorite they're the top two favors Let's let's do it man. Let's do it. We hadn't done anything like that Since we did the like fantasy or whatever or what was it um that was called being gay together. No, man fat boy, what was it we did the uh We did that we did daily fantasy daily fantasy

43:30You need more about I just sent you the money now we're gonna have the list of people that are on here like I again I'm not like all into knowing celebrities, you know, especially at ones up today or whatever But a bunch of these I don't recognize except Sierra. Yeah, that's Sierra Sierra And then also uh, I don't know She's a she's a famous chef, but she looks like she'd be a low person because she has a big forehead and that's a jada Dela Rites. Oh, yeah, okay. It's not misty hard Yeah, she's she's it's not Julie Wendy's She's very very pretty but Julie Wendy's terrified guys Freedom fun records just Hey, that was great. That's the best one that well, that's usually the way this All right The Goon cave don't forget then we're gonna start it out. Oh my god. Yeah, because your doctor said you had to So there's or hey by the way real real quick. I was gonna tell you um if you got like

44:31Yes, yeah, that's Did you hear her with the new goonies? Yeah Me you and man man are the new goonies the goonies. That's what is Gooners never say stop Gooners never stop smacking I can that's uh, it's good now. Can I say something or is that an out? No, that way you can that wasn't good out, but I'll say Oh No, no, I was just a favor real quick I had my test and remember I told you I was gonna do the get the ultrasound I thought they were just gonna do my liver, but then they did my kidneys and my gallbladder and my pancreas and And my spleen and my uh, but anyway, so my spleen is over twice the size It should be because god, I owe you $50 stab. Why I said three times as big. I know what else do they do if they're doing your kidneys and doing your Spleen and doing your uh, you know, they just ran the it's you know, they ran those some

45:32I was just gonna tell you your quick. I don't know if the people care about updates like I promised I'd do it update But I don't know about the herpes people care What? Never you deal say bye-bye Dan. Anyway, is it getting any better? No, I said say bye. Um Oh by Dan. Sorry page. Well, can I answer page or quick? Um page that was done on the Let's see the Give us a good out 26 Oh, we don't go to break out I was like when they pick her back and forth That's a trip. I love to hear him argue Hey, our rides almost here. Are you ready? Just grabbing my shoes That's what you said 10 minutes ago I just wrapped the video call uploading this giant file on my tablet Looking at my watch group and Nana's with the group chat and of course still lining up tonight's playlist on my phone

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