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God Says "No" To Saving The King

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On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles' coronation on 'God's Top Ten List.'

On 'Human News,' Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to ban assault weapons according to Fox poll, sugar daddy, Harlan Crow, paid for private school for Clarence Thomas' child, All Supreme Court Justices not cool with oversight, Sam Alito is a man child, robots find out what it's like to be an overworked human, Utahans can no longer rub one out to Pornhub without ID, and right-winger Steven Crowder crusades against no-fault divorce. On 'Heaven News,' cherubs are caught sneaking into Mary Mag's pop-up pot bakery, God plans to open up a water park, the Heavenly choir performs "Stairway To Heaven," and Mary reveals Jesus is not a great cook. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if God likes the idea of Trevor Noah and Tucker trade shows, if the Daily Mail is the newspaper of hell, if Eric Clapton is full of it, and if God would rather have a horizontal butt or a vertical mouth. 

Don't miss Mary Mags new song 'Single Deities' and God's New Commandment!!!

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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