George Washington’s Teeth: Myth vs. Reality | Smartest Year Ever (Oct 6, 2025)

George Washington’s teeth are legendary—but not for the reasons most people think. For centuries, kids have been taught that America’s first president had wooden teeth, but that’s one of history’s most stubborn myths. The reality is stranger, more unsettling, and far more revealing about life in the 18th century.

In this episode of Smartest Year Ever, Gordy digs into the myth vs. reality of Washington’s dental struggles. From ivory dentures carved from hippopotamus and cow teeth to spring-loaded contraptions that pushed his lips forward in portraits, Washington’s smile was anything but ordinary. Even more disturbing, some of his dentures were fitted with human teeth, including those purchased from enslaved people at Mount Vernon.

This story isn’t just about Washington’s teeth—it’s about the clash between public image and private suffering. Behind the marble-like façade of stoic leadership was a man enduring constant pain, propped up by some of the most bizarre dental prosthetics in early American history.

Want to know where the wooden teeth myth really came from, why Washington gave his last real tooth to his dentist, and how 18th-century dentistry shaped the founding father’s legacy? Stick around—you’ll never look at a presidential portrait the same way again.

Sources:

• Mount Vernon Ladies’ Association. (n.d.). George Washington’s Teeth. Mount Vernon. https://www.mountvernon.org
  

• Stewart, D. O. (2021). George Washington: The Political Rise of America’s Founding Father. Dutton.
  

• Baker, G. E. (1889). The Works of Washington Irving: Life of George Washington. G. P. Putnam’s Sons.
  

• Unger, H. G. (2013). George Washington: A Life. Da Capo Press.
  

• Smithsonian National Museum of Dentistry. (n.d.). George Washington’s Dentures Collection.
  

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