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1:01Our yoga instructor challenged us to find inner peace. I found it faster than anyone after four seconds I stood up and screamed I found her fauna. I win. They asked me to leave. I guess they don't respect winning Bet 365 does though new customers get $365 in bonus bets just for betting $10 Now must stay losers bet 365 winning is everything Gamely problem call 1-800 gambler 21 plus only must be physically located in Virginia T&C's apply in app only J towers in the morning good morning from one hundred point three WNIC J Allison and Chelsea coming up on the show today We got Fox News headlines including with the latest is with TSA Yes, they brought in a new TSA guy at a source or somebody's been sworn in oh that Mark Wayne Howard We'll get into that a little bit. There's more news about that fireball over the sky Also like fire like the fire department EMT. They're talking about

2:04The things that they have noticed when they go into someone's house And I thought how appropriate for Chelsea who had a similar incident Maybe she shouldn't live alone Yeah, maybe not. You should put a care person. I think you don't come do a 12-hour shift. Oh, no, I could you imagine? Oh God also from janitor to doctor and be all good in the d we have tickets to give away today A bit more demilivado tickets. We have a more Tiny booth and Melissa after job the show today. Oh my goodness and tonight world wide Oh, what's that throch? Oh, what's that throch? Oh, what's that? I love your song leave my window. Yeah Jake Towers in the morning on demand Here's the Hollywood minute with Chelsea Jay Z opening up about his daughter blue IV's latest performances saying watching her perform in front of massive Stadium crowds is incredibly Emotional for the entire family her work ethic is intense. She puts in countless hours of practice to master

3:07Her complicated dance routines. And he said she makes us so proud every single night That's a proud dad. Yeah, I saw that a Chris Carson was leading in the queue for Jay Z tickets for a long time and did end up getting them Jay Z coming to town No, I don't know if he's coming here or she's going to see him. I don't know because I didn't hear that he was coming here But that ticket master cue by the way is crazy sometimes it sound I'm not familiar But it sounds like it and I know why they do it so people can't like scalp and things like that or you know But I mean you could get in the queue and it's like you are Number 26 of four thousand and one people in the queue now it goes fast, but it's like Like it gives you like exact number. I get great seats with there's four thousand people heading you Yeah, by the oh as of right now. No, it's not looking like he's coming here. This is all in New York. Oh crystals going. Oh crystal Stephen Colbert is collaborating with Peter Jackson to write a new film titled the Lord of the Rings shadow of the past

4:07Now that is set to be released after the Lord of the Rings the hunt for golem Which is scheduled to be released on December 17th of 2027 Okay, okay, Stephen Colbert needs jab. Yeah, right? I guess if you're a really big fan and you know the lore Yeah, yeah, you can get involved Sure The father of a Columbine victim says that he's disgusted by the new movie the drama It stars Zendaya as an engaged woman who jeopardizes her relationship by admitting that she once almost carried out a school shooting Oh, geez. Yeah, so tough. I wonder where that plot came from what an odd plot, but it I also don't unders haven't there been other things. Yeah, it's just gotta be a trigger, you know Yeah, the creator of airbud and the trainer of the Golden Retriever name buddy passed away at the age of 63 on March 21st in San Diego after spending some time in hospice care Oh my god, hold on a second um

5:08Something about air bud in a bubble. Wait, where is it? Did he a Golden Retriever name buddy Played comment on full house. Yeah, and also played air bud in the first air bud movie. He died in 1998 at age 9 Tail into doggy And finally, Gwyneth Peltro auctioning off over 300 items including clothing accessories memorabilia. This is all through Julian's auctions Now the auction is characterized as a luxe yard sale because she wants to kind of just like lighten her load Like everyone else does after a recent move She's selling items that she's loved but no longer has room for And the proceeds gonna be benefiting world central kitchen which will provide food aid during disaster, but not I think it's what's that guy's name but not movie props stuff like not stuff from seven Um, I think there's gonna be a whole wide range of things. What is it? Oh, I want the box the box TV tonight. We have Chicago fire and Chicago PD Kelsey, thank you

6:09Good morning from 100.3 WNIC update on the fire in the sky from a couple nights ago. We'll get into that At 34 degrees and you know, God forbid you ever have to have EMT come into the house. I think judging what's in the house Chelsea had an incident I hear last night. I heard you guys talking about it. Do you need to also get bars put in your shower Or is that just over at my house? What happened there, Chelsea? Okay, so I was cooking up like a late-night snack It was probably like 745 and I don't know. I was making like these chicken dumplings on the stove and They come in a box like a microwave or I mean like in the freezer section at Kroger like a ravioli. Yeah, chicken dumplings. Oh, yeah, okay Yeah, I was thinking ancient and you boil or fry Well, I was trying to fry them okay, and it got a little smoky my kitchen It's it's really small so like the littlest thing can set off the smoke detector

7:09And normally I have like this air fan going and and whatever I did not last night though because it really didn't think that it things were going to get all Hectic at my house. Well anyways, the smoke detector goes off and so I'm you know opening up windows I'm turning the fan on I've got my Ask a question my dish towel that's above the smoke detector trying to wave it isn't the for because this is what we do when it happens Warren usually takes it off in advance because he knows something's gonna set it off and every million years She didn't think it was gonna get smoky. No, but isn't the first thing that you did when it went off go knock it down No, that's not what I figured it's the first thing we do is we go knock it off See I figured it's gonna be like 20 seconds of of it going. That's where it all would be a big deal Well, no, here's where it really went wrong because I have such this high-tech security Home system from guardian alarm Anytime an alarm goes off they immediately call the house and they've done it before yeah, and I would have typically answered, but because I was doing all of these other things. I wasn't even thinking about

8:14Your phone was an area my phone was not near me and so I missed the call Vailer at the fire department. I'm sitting down in my chair at this point eating said burnt dumplings Yeah, oh my god, the fire department is here. I'm in my PJs. I have no bra on like I am not presentable For the fire department to be coming. I wouldn't even let them inside tonight. Can I say a few things? I first I I'm really hung up on one thing Oh, I thought I had a fire. That's fire works. Sorry. I am I'm hung up on one thing Yeah, I also want to point out some holes. Yeah, I am really hung up on the fact that the first thing she didn't do is go take the fire alarm down Alison, it's so high up. I can't I can't get a step If the fire alarm went off in my house, it wouldn't take it down. I had to go get a ladder. Oh, okay You live in an apartment. Yeah, probably can get out of Warren's shoulders. Yeah, I can't No, no, we can both just raise our hands and take it down

9:15High ceilings do you Well Listen, I need an apartment where the ceilings are five nine They've got to be five nine. I want to know how high your ceilings are I don't know probably like eight feet also one of mine is on the wall So again, we can just grab it and take it okay. All right. No fine explaining houses to me I appreciate it the holes in my story are I feel in her story. I feel like she could have like I don't know taken a second to put something outside. I just feel like a lot of this was How do I get the how do I get firemen to come to my house tonight And I'll have that is not the way trust me I wish you go to the grocery store on a Saturday when they're doing fire truck tours That's what you do So thank you to the South line fire department for showing up so quickly. They can wait. Hold on when they came out there Were they in gear? Like were they ready with axes and stuff? Yeah, all in the outfits and everything you Forms I got footage. Oh my god. I just thought like somebody came over in an SUV

10:20No, they brought the whole fire truck. Let me find Literally eating pizza and at the slide down the pole and Dressed to come to your house because you burnt parogies or whatever the a dumplings Yeah, it's so embarrassing. Do you see them all getting out of the truck right now? Oh my you should make this a Fox two story Oh my god and they were probably so excited because they don't see a lot of action They're like, oh, we're gonna put out of fire. No In a fox to follow up this morning a young girl that alerted a parent that ducks were in the sewer was now found as an adult burning Burning dumplings St. Dumplings where she had the fire department Go like this daughter of South Lyon politician deemed unfit to live alone That's better Browless with her dumplings. She allowed the firefighters into the home briefly while never stopping But

11:22Like concote a way With a wild eyed Oh So no, that was my night. So no love connection. No love connection for you Listen even if the hottest firefighter would have been there I think he would have taken one look at me and the situation and been like yeah, I'm good there I'm all set. You may have been hungry. You may have wanted a burnt dumpling Hey, it's cold swindle after I give everything I've got to land a perfect vocal I usually take five before jumping into the next track and I've learned exactly how to recharge in that time Some folks grab coffee. I hit a quick good look spin Next thing you know the break is just as fun as land down the track A better break makes for a better take Need a break less chumbo No purchase necessary bgw group void were prohibited by law 21 plus TNC supply sponsored by chamba casino Recently our company softball team lost the big game by one run then Dale tried to console us with the quote

12:25Winning isn't everything Dale's a loser. I played a win like early payout from bet 365 if my team goes up big I could pay it out instantly even if they blow the lead later Sound familiar Dale bet 365 winning is everything Gambling problem call 100 gambler 21 plus only must be physically located in Virginia TNC supply in app only Hi, I'm Alicia and I'm Stacy and we make trashy divorces Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships looking for something true crimey without the gore or the body count We've been churning out funny feisty feminist episode since 2019 So if you're looking to put some scandalous stories told well into your ears this summer check out trashy divorces Wherever you listen to podcasts trust us. We've covered someone you love or someone you love to hate Recently our company softball team lost the big game by one run then Dale tried to console us with the quote Winning isn't everything Dale's a loser. I played a win like early payout from bet 365 if my team goes up big

13:32I could pay it out instantly even if they blow the lead later Sound familiar Dale bet 365 winning is everything Gambling problem call 100 gambler 21 plus only must be physically located in Virginia TNC supply in app only Hi, I'm Alicia and I'm Stacy and we make trashy divorces Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships looking for something true crimey without the gore or the body count We've been churning out funny feisty feminist episode since 2019 So if you're looking to put some scandalous stories told well into your ears this summer check out trashy divorces Wherever you listen to podcasts trust us. We've covered someone you love or someone you love to hate Um, there's a place online where home service workers EMT fire They're talking about the wildest things they've seen in people's homes Including a creepy dungeon roaches and a decaying Christmas tree with ornaments. Oh my god horrible It's sad. Just like you always want clean underwear because you never know if you'll be in the next city save clean your house

14:35Well, but also that's a fire hazard and they might have to come back. It is a fire hazard citation should have been given I work with somebody who says that part when you have a conversation Oh Like they they're highlighting. That's the part. Yeah, yeah, which is fine I get that that's a thing But I think you have to limit it to one comp once per se conversation There's some things slaying phrases. You can't just keep throwing out. Yeah, so give I'll give you a here's an example Okay, you tell tell like give me some Allison philosophy on just getting back getting even go getting even go Oh, when you want to get even yeah, when you want to get even you act like you don't know that person anymore That part don't acknowledge their existence that part I and I'm out of things because I don't acknowledge their existence that part again See too many that parts. Yeah, let's start to lose your lustre right with that part I uh, I'm watching this show called loot on Apple TV right now with my Rudolph and it's cute. It's it's a cute show and

15:37A bunch of people are trying to start dating after getting divorced and stuff So uh one of the guys on the show meets a lady at the bar And they hit it off and he asks her out and they're gonna go out on a date and he's telling his younger co-workers about it And in three different conversations of the younger co-workers hearing about it. They're like IRL And they're like in real life. Yeah, two things IRL and also Wow, you just really kicked it old school and met someone first and not on an app. Yeah, that's why that's the other reason They were so surprised, but it was IRL. It's weird. Yeah, right Um, I like or when somebody says like yeah, I got a trip cone off and going to ATL like Atlanta Atlanta Yeah, we don't see ATL the older people. We don't know what that means. I think you can see people do I think you for sure don't say hotlana anymore. No, that's good. That's over. That's done But are people saying like are people in that way going what are you doing this weekend and maybe they're coming here for I don't know the dream crews and they're going yeah, I'm heading out to dtw I don't say I'm going to dtw even when I'm from here and coming here. Yeah, I gotta go. I got sounds weird. I'm flying

16:42Through dtw the airport, but I don't refer to Detroit as dtw. No No, or the 313 to anybody else, but people within Detroit like I never say oh, I'm gonna be at the 313 No, you imagine people in California. I'm going to the 902 and L Right, it would be weird. Yeah, that would be weird. Um, Fox two news headlines today The green fireball over Michigan that green bright fireball spotted across Michigan in several states Monday night Has people talking after more than a hundred ports reports came and experts say the green color likely comes from the minerals burning up Some people near prime knob even reported feeling shaking when it hit This is like three incidents in a week. I just read there's another is another citing yesterday another meteor citing in um a California yesterday Things brings it to four or five. I thought it was funny. Um, Carrie who's one of our ees She was like Jay. I saw your video and I was hoping that you'd be able to tell me what the heck's going on Yeah, everyone thinks you have inside space information. Carrie. I think the only thing he knows what's going on is what you see in the video

17:47That's all I know, Carrie I don't know much You're the space authority as Aaron Neville one saying I don't know much, but I know I love You don't talk about your neville. I have a lot. Is he still with us? I don't know I think you I don't know we haven't heard from Aaron Neville We play him at Christmas. Yeah, I don't know that we'd hear from him. I mean that was the only time we heard from him He was with Linda Rondarine stat. Yeah I like to Aaron Neville in his music. I like to hear the right here in Neville. He's from the Neville brothers the Neville that we knew the Neville No No, no, and Steven Neville United Airlines is introducing relax row economy seats that convert into a couch for long flights It's designed for families and couples and will include extras like mattress pad blanket and pillows with roll out expected in 2027 Do you think that's on a plane? Yeah, well, they have that now. I mean they they have those I mean some a lot of planes can

18:49Really those Delta ones. Yeah, they're like your own little pie. I know I want trendy Is that when you were going to go to England a one time ago and you got used all your points to get a pod all my point I sell the buy the plane ticket right but every Delta point I had for like 10 years of my life You upgraded to the pod, which was going to be like you basically get your very own small bedroom It's like a perfect. Yeah. Yeah, it's got like its own fridge and you lay it turns a bed and I'm like you're flying 12 hours That's the way to go I think at my points back though good. Yeah, I mean yeah, you should yeah, so anyway It's time for feeling good on the date This is a nice story a woman named Shay Taylor spent a decade cleaning rooms as a janitor at Yale New Haven hospital now. She's heading back to that same hospital But this time as a doctor working nights as a janitor help put her through school She now got a residency match at Yale and it all went full circle wow

19:50Isn't that great? That is so cool. It's a good story. We like that. That is a good story Join by our friend meteorologist Alan Longstreet Alan good morning to you. Hello friends. What do you look like you're up to no good? Well, yes, what do you do? No, no, no, no, I took on a front and at home project. You did Did a little wallpaper situation in my bathroom? Did you and I'm halfway done? How did turn out? Well, I think it's pretty beautiful with me and this is gonna be frustrating for the viewers. Oh, we'll get you send a picture You did a good job. Yeah, it all matches That's lovely. Okay, but now here's the close-up though. Okay, we'll start with you Jay. There's some bunnies There's some floral stuff look at the that I match it up. No, it doesn't match up There can I tell you something Alan that's a real. Yeah Can I tell you honestly? I'm wallpaper to me. Yeah, that is and I've never done it for that reason. It's so much Oh, yeah, the amount of lining up you have to like this and these this is like fadhead material here

20:54And this has to be lined up in our studio and I watched them do it I'm like I couldn't I'd have we'd have this match building and that has adhesive attached to it you have to put glue on This was the fake wall paper. Okay, most wall paper now Yeah, you still put some adhesive to make sure but I don't know but I've been feeling your wall paper It's beautiful. No bubbles. You guys did a great job. Well, they did yeah, yeah, you guys watch real well Don't look too close. Yeah, well now I am You do you do something and then you like start yeah, then I look at wall paper all over all the time Uh-huh. Why didn't you get a guy? Uh-huh? Well, wallpaper guys that thumbtack website is pretty good Yeah, I've heard I've heard good things about that guy when he's a guy. Yeah, I'm a guy I thought you know, it's a small thing and I don't know I'll give it a try. I think it looks great. I know. Yeah, funny. He's didn't line up at all But it's so it's so busy. Yeah, how we looking weather wise? We are we're going. We're warming up man We're back into the 50s today 60s tomorrow. Maybe a 70, but then it's 40 Friday. So the showers and storms Thursday

21:56Back in the day. So what happened 43 years ago in 1983 the outsiders released with Tom Cruise Roblo Matt Dillon Patrick Swayze. It was all of them Amelia Westabez Diane Lane Ralph Machio See Thomas Howell. It was it was all of them now I'm looking on for huge careers Who was the most famous at that point because they're all kind of nobody's in the 80s, right? Was it Matt Dillon? I feel maybe that was just a me having a Matt Dillon fixation. What year did risky business come out? I felt like that's like 82 or 81, but would Tom Cruise do the I don't remember 83 Okay, so so Tom Cruise does risky business and the outsiders. I'll tell you this Chelsea I don't remember Tom Cruise being the main attraction of that. No, it's crazy 41 years ago in 1985 Prince won the Oscar for best original song for purple rain. Yeah, right fully so 25 years ago in 2001 Julia Roberts won the best actress Oscar for Aaron Brockovich. She was so good in that movie

22:59That was kind of one of those movies though Like you only needed to see it one time. It was very good, but like that's not something you're going to be rewatching on because she's She's good, but it's like not the feel good movie right now because of what she had to do in the movie right 24 years ago In 2002 a little show premiered on ABC called the bachelor Was that Tristan Trista? No, no, Ryan that not the bachelor. She was the first bachelor No, who would be the first Bob Guinea? No, he was like season eight or nine. Oh, was he? Yeah, he came later. Let's see the first bachelor Alex Michael. Oh, I remember that name. Yeah, because it was two names Two years ago in 2024 federal agents rated the homes The one to Sean Diddy Combs In Los Angeles and Miami as part of an ongoing sex trafficking. They find a lot of baby oil They found a lot of baby and he's still in jail. Yeah, I remember seeing all those pictures And they had to coordinate that you know to make sure that they got both homes at the exact time. Yeah

24:01Oh, I didn't know that WNIC Dearborn to trade time for a Hollywood minute with Chelsea This time around it is brought to you by David Feminino get David get paid So it's telling you guys yesterday about the whole situation with Alec Alan Richardson who plays richer. Yeah, he got into an argument and a physical altercation with his neighbor He is not going to be facing charges because police determined he acted in self-defense Now Alan was actually wearing body cam a body cam while this all went down So they were able to look at that and see like he was not the instigator and was defending himself Because when you hear the story It sounds like a guy was like you're driving too fast on your motorcycle He was the hot right right. Yeah, William Shatner says that he's really sad that the new star Trek series Starfleet Academy going to be canceled after it's upcoming second season He also takes issue with people who think it's too Hmm, they keep saying they're going to do a Star Trek movie and you've still got William Shatner alive and my god

25:01Put William Shatner in a Star Trek movie and let this guy be Captain Kirk. Yeah, it's like 87 Comic-Con's a year He's coming to Motor City too. Yeah, oh he is. Yeah, have you met Bill before? No, no, no, but I'll will be it this one You will be it and I work in a tape. I think I'm working a table You're collecting cash. Yeah, at all. Don't I have a job. That's halfway to Halloween. You're doing it. Yeah Barry Manelow is cancer-free after getting a lobe in his left lung removed He was diagnosed with stage one lung cancer last December. This is the most anyone has ever talked about Barry Manelow And I think I just show you Jennifer Lopez called a fan on stage during one of her recent shows and jokingly went oh I made a sour face when she found out his name was Ben Oh All right to general you wanted Ben back don't forget that Dutton Ranch has not premiered yet, but there's already hope that fans might get a crossover with Marshall's so Casey who Casey Dutton from Yellowstone is in Marshall's and

26:02Beth from Yellowstone is going to be in Dutton Ranch and so they're hoping that You know, there will be a crossover because their brother and sister on the show. It's too much Just think good good job with your success on Yellowstone. Hi guy whose name I can't think of our Sheridan Good job Taylor Sheridan. Stop with your 1823s and your 1496s and your 1700s looks really Yeah, the only marshes I'm interested in is one that has reduced spices and nice clothing. Okay that part And finally Disney moving forward with the live-action Cinderella spin-off it is titled step sisters The film will build on Disney's legacy from the 1950s animated film and will obviously just be showcasing More of the stepsisters than they have weird names like Jorzella or something like that. Yes. Yeah, that could be interesting I think so I'll tell you something I didn't just Right now just knowing about it. I didn't love it. There's a play like or a Broadway musical

27:02That's going around and it'll probably be huge, but it's about what if Juliet had lived Romeo and Juliet. It's called and Juliet. Yeah, we just take a trail last week. Yeah, I just She's got to die like I didn't care about wicked focusing on and I don't care about that, but I was like No, she can't like be come a modern woman. He goes shopping and she's got to die in that story That would be like if Jack lived on to in Titanic and he like went on to break up with Rose and then we have another life I don't want that right TV tonight. We have Chicago Fire and Chicago PD or do we want that maybe we do Good morning from 100.3 w.n.i.c Tyler Reddick here from 2311 racing another checkered flag for the books time to celebrate with chamba Jump in at chamba casino.com. Let's chamba. No purchase necessary btw.cook.com. We're prohibited by law cc and c21 plus sponsored by chamba casino Every day the world gets a little weirder and a lot more awesome Cool stuff daily takes a look at everything from mining and space to the latest in the fight against

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29:09In fact one in five people experience some form of depression no matter the season or time of year at the American Psychiatric Association foundation Our vision is to build a mentally healthy nation for all because we want you to live your best life and be your best you all year round Please visit mentally healthy nation.org to learn more. It is still rough Going through some uh various TSA spots around the country Some places 50% of TSA agents have called out Making wait times four hours. That is not the case in Detroit But i will tell you about some of those stories coming up this morning also Melissa at three It's just gonna be in town on stage tomorrow night If you use a call thanks to our friends at hollywood casino of Greece We're a Greek town. She's going to stop by Alson's bubble is next what age are you officially an adult? I will take them up But first Whether wise it's just going to be lovely today So that's some good news Alan Longstreet will check back in

30:10Chains What do you i don't think this is new but i've thought this myself for a long time people are living longer I mean conceivably We're gonna live to a hundred. Yeah, maybe pretty much. Oh, so um, so when's like your midlife crisis things like that It's not in your forties anymore Because neurologically, and this is not news probably always been this way Neurologically the average person enters adulthood at the age of 32 So that's when so 60 is your middle-life crisis? Well, I'm just saying if you are neurologically are an adult at 32 Yeah, I mean what's the middle of your life 25 30 years from that point? Yeah But 32 that means that 31 you're still not you're still a child. Oh, I'd like I'd like to go back and talk to myself I yeah, there's a couple things you might want to change. I know

31:1421 and 30 it'd be so great. Yeah, your brain's not fully developed until what like 26 27. Yeah, so So just a little something as you go through life, and you're not you don't have your ass together yet Right, you're not 32. Don't worry about it There's some Fox News headlines today first president Trump has sworn in Mark Wayne Mullins as Homeland Security secretary as airport security lines grow during the ongoing funding fight More than 450 TSA workers have quit But a possible deal to fund DHS without some key immigration changes is now being discussed We'll see they've got to do something you can't You can't not pay Government workers and you also can't have people Um Have their lives turned upside down and not be able to you know Some people saved their whole life for a vacation. I don't know. Wait. No. I mean, it's just I mean There's a there's a million reasons why it's got to be fixed. I don't know how it's I don't know how it is now or ever has been

32:15I don't know if legal's the word But to say you work for the government so you are not allowed to not work But we are allowed to not pay you I know how everyone weird, but we we I Per me would go under if I had to go two weeks without a page absolutely I would go under oh, I'm totally so I don't know how they're expected to do it And I don't want our TSA agents outdoor dashing to make ends meet I watched a tic-tac video yesterday this girl was in line for Her flight in Louisiana, New Orleans And she was like honestly if you have a flight today don't even bother coming They were in like the parking garage wrapped around. She's like I don't even know where this begins and ends like you are not getting on your flight today though I mean it was crazy. I'm That's unbelievable and the other thing too is I ain't I'm probably gonna verbally say this wrong because I know there's a right way to say it, but I just think If you want changes made like Be the change you want to see I'm saying like either side like if you want change like

33:19Like the sticking point here is like ice agents and things like that how they're handling things I mean like why can you do that without attaching that Can you can you have that fight or or or make change Without something attaching it to something where people Have to get like they have a job and they got to pay their bills like you just there's no That's not right to do that like you can't you can't take group things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Is that what pork is though? Sure group it so we get something passed. Yeah, and And I feel like that shouldn't be allowed. I mean, I don't know the ins and outs of it as much as I should But I just feel like that's wrong. Yeah, I imagine if I heard radio was having a dispute right now With uh, I don't know some other company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or ticket master or something and part of that was like really Well until we get what we want you know the DJs will not get paid like it's like or you know Like those aren't that's not right like Allison said we'd be going under. Yeah

34:19Yeah, we'd be waiting on your tables and walking your dog. I mean on you would see the Allison Do it all yeah business taken off immediately by the way, we might still do that we might have a special announcement An Allison and Chelsea business endeavor. I'd like to discuss that for their Monday. Oh Mm-hmm On a sad note here. Of course two pilots were killed after that plane collided with the fire truck Allegority airport early findings point to multiple breakdowns air traffic control Had cleared the truck to cross seconds before landing the videos terrible to see I think it's I think it's I think it's fair to say people are getting in trouble Well sure investigators say a warning system that could have prevented the crash was not installed But here's the thing a flight attendant survived the collision despite Think about this being ejected from the aircraft seat which landed over a hundred meters away Her survival has been described as a total miracle. She sustained multiple fractures to her leg requiring surgery

35:20But doctors anticipate a full recovery. There was 72 people on the plane for crew members Oh I mean someone screwed up really bad someone screwed and yeah It's just like we said yesterday when we didn't know a lot about the story But just we're like how would that happen? Mm-hmm. How would a plane crash into a fire like now? I heard at the end of that call and I you can never know what's real or what's AI and whatnot But I'm the guy who was in the tower. Yeah, I was talking to maybe another He said I messed up or something and yeah, he said like man, I messed up and the guy was like, you know Things happen like that. It's not your fault kind of a thing and There's a lot of me there's a lot of investigating to do so there will certainly Keep following that. Um, see kind of what happens next here

36:20I gotta tell you how excited I am to talk to Melissa Etheridge today because she's one of those artists that I have played almost my entire career I think I played come to my window more than anybody But it's nice to have you in Detroit with us Oh, it's what a pleasure to be here. Thank you so much, Jack. Um, tell me about tell me about this tour Oh, this tour is coming out in support of my new album rise They'll be some new songs and it will be my first experience First time experiencing these songs with people. Yeah, I've also changed up my show a little bit So it's it's it's gonna be brand new. I'm gonna be just I'm gonna be Kind of overly amped I think because I'm so excited to bring the new show and the new songs On tour and Detroit is the very first one. We're gonna rehearse the night before and then we're gonna um You know kill it that next day, and I'm gonna be over the over the top. So it's gonna be a real special show I often wonder now because

37:22With the way music is and how it gets out to people and with social media now and how you can connect with fans in a way that when we think of us in the 90s was different The fan experience must be different. Yeah, you used to uh Back the 80s in the 90s when I would release something the first uh feedback I got from it was critics and the social media Has enabled me to connect directly with people and I'll and that was my my main focus about this new album with this new tour I want people to go god, you know, I haven't seen her in a while. I saw her getting this is great and it's it's better than ever and We had fun and we heard the favorite songs and then this new stuff. I can't wait to listen That's that's my hope of what I want to get from this show. How about rock and roll whole theme? I mean, how about that? How about that? How about that? It was better than I thought it would be, you know I'm been eligible for over a decade and I was like, oh, this means a lot more to me than I thought I was really touched and it it it it gives you a sense of wow

38:25Being recognized by your peers and it it's not often you get that sort of Moment to go stop and go, oh, yeah, I did that and they see that and it was it's really nice You probably've answered this question a million times But I just I think of artists that I love seeing like I love Stevie next and I've seen Stevie next like from front road It just in the back for an artist like you it's such a double question But is that is that like an addiction when you're on stage and you feel a crowd loving you? It is not a dumb question It is what I I reach for every night is just is that energy is that connection because if I can I know that I want to be inspiring But the only way I can be inspiring is to be inspired right so I it's my job to stay open to come out on stage and go Look at you. You're beautiful. I can't wait to sing that song that you love from for the last 20 years and you and you're Yeah, that's my song and that energy comes back to me and I go oh, I feel that and then it just grows

39:27so by the end we're all up jumping around in dancing and and That's the magic. That's the alchemy that I that I strive for so thank you for being a music lover I just wish you had a few more guitars in your house. No, I'd be happy Chat this is my workroom. This is where I where I do everything and so I can't help it I've just got tons of stuff all around me. It's a mess Oh my god, how great to talk to you and finally get to to meet you all these years later But Thursday the 26 music call Hollywood casino a Greek town brings those shows and it's great that they've done this and we're so excited to have you back in Detroit And and can't wait to see you so thanks for being all of us today Looking forward to it come on out and listen to some music It's time for that's incredible some incredible stories from around the world and beyond we'll start with this there is a small Texas town called Hang on a second Bug Tussle Bug Tussle Texas Bug Tussle Texas officials say more than 70 bug Tussle road signs have been stolen over the years by thieves who apparently

40:32Appreciate the name bug Tussle and want to sign. I mean, I'm hearing it for the first time and I've got warm feelings towards it hilarious And of course it'd be in Texas of course Um, and us an Austrian man broke the Guinness world record for the most Uninflated balloons pass through the nose and out the mouth in one minute. He did it 10 times I don't want to know how that works. That is so dumb What a dumb reason to almost die And maybe I don't know. I mean, it is connected. Hey, you wanted that's incredible Well, sure. I got Burger King yesterday. Yeah, because we've been talking about it. Yeah And I was all about it. I went to Burger King and I got a few things. Yeah, but you know at Burger King You can get a large onion rings and french fries mixed together. Oh, I think that's a relatively new thing Yeah, it's like you don't have to choose You know how sometimes you get onion rings you get a stray fry in there. Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah, yeah Vice versa. Yeah, now you can just order A thing that both of them are mixed. I hate to point out something obvious what that that's been around for five years

41:37And I just found out no just that the campaign is BK have it your way And you in fact had it your way Yeah, but accidentally I didn't even know I wanted it, but now you can go forward like this Yeah, what else did you get from Burger King? Well, there's a thing called a jalapeno Bites. Yeah, so I got those where they get super good. Hey, um, and also there was some by an original chicken sandwich Get the second one. I don't know So I was like well, I should probably do that because someone else wants to eat right so maybe I had a bite of that too I also heard you may have licked fingers after you ate your KFC thus finger licking good Yeah, you're really on a roll between your lyrics and your jingles and your slogans So I have in life these four hours The only thing I have to make me happy is nothing really does outside of here Um, what else I have. Oh, how about this a French woman has just married her true love a public transit tram

42:38Specifically train number 3013 Okay, dumb French lady. I'm sure you're killing it on TikTok, which was the whole There you go one three. I mean this is like a real thing where people are marrying bridges What's in a TV show? Didn't they do a TV show or something until see about it. Yeah, it's just it's what happens If the tram doesn't want to be Yeah, you get half her stuff that tram may hate her. Sure. He may be offended every time she's in it C's but also you know, what's the sad part? Yeah, two trams down. That might be the tram that's like secretly been in love with her this whole time That's right. She's over here. Don't run tram that doesn't like her right twenty one oh seven's like hello He Sometimes trucks crash and people run over to loot pieces of wreckage, but not always a crashed semi truck full of tofu He's been sitting underneath the bridge of Missouri for three weeks. Nobody wants to know what has touched it

43:39Um a man and pole and finally passed his driving test after 139 failed attempts across nine years He finally did it. That's incredible. No No, after trying after five you no longer are ever allowed to get your license All right. That's real. That's real 139 tries. That's where to go. I don't know Why he kept failing could he not get past the parallel parking? I mean I get that that's always the sticking Yeah, it's valid, but NASA scientists have confirmed a rare 225 meter wide crater on the moon likely formed from an impact two years ago Um instance like this only happened about once every 139 years So yeah, there's a crater on the moon that just happens filled with craters But this one's a new crater the trace favorite game is battle the sexist brought to you by holly wood Cassino agreed town two contestants ready to play today chose Yeah, we have Liza going for win number two up against Glenn Liza Let's play battle of the sexes Elsa name a dish or an ingredient you might find on the menu at an expensive restaurant

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