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1:02That's why she shops at BJ's wholesale club, stocking up on spiral ham, baked goods, fresh flowers, candy, and five dozen eggs. I've got a lot of baskets to fill. Nicole's not worried because she knows she can save big, and get it all done in one trip. It's like when in the Easter egg hunt? When you save everyone wins. Get a $15 digital coupon when you spend $150 in one transaction, now through April 5th. Visit bj's.com slash Easter coupon for details. BJ's your Easter destination. Good morning from 100.3 WNIC with Chase Howers, Allison, and Chelsea. Welcome to Wednesday, or in my neighborhood, Trash Day. Ooh, get your trash out. Coming up on the show today, I think it's National Sloppy Joe Day. When's the last time you had a sloppy Joe? How bizarre is that? Because Warren just brought it up the night before last. He was talking to a coworker about Sloppy Joe's, and his coworker doesn't eat meat. I am not a Sloppy Joe fan. You're not? No, I will eat one.

2:03Really? But it's not my favorite. There's something about those pepper flakes that always end up in that sauce. Like pepper flakes? Pepper flakes? Maybe. What's funny about it, though, is we used to eat Sloppy Joe's back in the day, and Warren was always like, I'll make my own man, which sauce. And I'm like, they do a pretty good job. They do a pretty good job. So I asked him when we were talking about it, I was, he's going to do the impossible crumbles. Yeah. For bokeh crumbles, which I like. And I'm like, and can we do the real can? Yeah. And he was like, yes. And I'm like, okay. Get a can of man, which Warren is the easy day for. Okay. Coming up on the show today, there's a swatting problem in Warren that they say could be dangerous. We'll explain in Warren, Michigan. Also, according to my TV shows, there's always some stupid kid behind that stuff. Usually, yeah. Usually on a cell phone somewhere on a burner phone. Also, the air show has been canceled, but why? That's a big local story every once in a while. At the little run? Yeah.

3:03I know. Well, that's the other one. The other one, the other one. Yeah. We'll go through that. Robot attack dogs. They're real. And they're guarding facilities. Robot dogs. No, that's good. That's probably that specific thing. I've never been a fan of dogs at yards that chain up a dog and I live there year round. And I'm like, no, no. And how many hugs does a person need a day? Depends on who you're asking. All right. And go long periods of time with none. Yeah, right. It's just be all hug free. No problem. All that plus we have tickets today. If you want to win, big show tickets. Yeah, the pussycat dogs. To the pussycat dogs. Yes. Jake Towers in the morning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. And Jimmy Kimmel lives in Daya made jokes about the rumor that her and Tom Holland are married. She even showed an obviously fake video of their wedding and said like a lot of the pictures that you've been seeing online of her in a wedding dress and with him.

4:05Those are all AI. But technically, she didn't deny that they could have gotten married at this point. And remember, her stylist said that they're married. So I don't know. I want to use the spider. Still her stylist. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're very close. But I mean, one point that she called him and say, hey, thanks for this. Right. The poop storm. That could have been by design. Like, I'm starting to think that it's all for her movie, The Drama. Remember how she just crashed a wedding in Vegas? Oh, yeah. Like, I'm wondering, did she make him say that to create a lot of drama around her wedding? I mean, I have no idea. And half the way she shared a hack that gives her face a more youthful look. She said, you make a braid on each side of your head. You pull them back and then it stretches your skin, kind of like tightens it. Man, the things women have to do to, I mean, I know. All I'm hearing is pain. Yeah. I mean, that's not going to feel good having your hair stretched around your head. I remember when I remember when actress Margot Kitter from Superman did an episode of Small Bill.

5:06And she never had plastic surgery or anything like that. And she was a little wrinkly. But I thought, God, how did they, she looks so great. Look, what did they, it looks like she's got all work done. She kind of looks like she did in the Superman movies. She thought they taped it all. Tape, they taped. Yeah. They could tape everything back and hide it. Right now. Crazy. Tom Brady, not ruling out, coming out of retirement to play flag football for the US in the 2028 Olympics. He says it's unlikely he'd probably be more suited for a coaching role. But he's not completely ruling out that he could be a player. I think flag football in Olympic sport. I think it's going to be. That sounds dumb. Jay Z coming back to the Roots picnic in Philadelphia and will perform with the Roots on May 30th as part of a two day festival. This appearance will be his first performance with the Roots in over a decade. I know they get heat up or performed with them. Yeah, I didn't know we were commemorating his Roots collab. Yeah. Okay. And finally, Lala Paliza's 2026 headliners include Charlie XX, Lord, The Smashing Pumpkins, Tate McCray, Olivia Dean, and Jenny from Black Paint.

6:08That all goes down July 30th through August 2nd in Chicago. I just don't. It's just not. Not what it was. No, it's not what it was. It's not. The only band that's there that belongs there is Smashing Pumpkins. TV tonight, we have Chicago Fire and Chicago PD. Girls, thank you so much. Still to come this morning on 100.3 WNIC. Why is, why is swatting an issue? Swatting is an issue? Yeah. Swatting is an issue. We'll get into that this morning in Warren. And what is going to shape up to be a busy day here in the deal explain. We're supposed to talk to a comedian Craig Gas later this morning. He's in town this weekend. Craig's been a great friend of the show. Does voices on family guy was raised by death parents, which is why he can almost duplicate any person's voice.

7:09Right. And just a good guy. Because TV taught him how to talk, right? Yeah. I saw him, where was I with him most recently? Was it with Mitch Album? Yeah, I saw him with Mitch Album. For the telephone? Yeah. Back in December. I'm drawing a blank on him. There's a couple of voices he does. He does a great Al Pacino. Yeah. And that was in family guy where he's yelling at the washing machines at a laundry mat. Okay. Telling them that they're all out of order. Oh my God. He's more uncomfortable than being around Al Pacino in a slum laundromat. You're out of order and you're out of order and you're out of order. Got it? Got it now? Oh my God. That's good. I'm trying to look up who, because this is one of my favorites. First for walking. No, I'm trying to look up who he was on King of Queens because I, I mean, we watch that all the time. Oh, I do remember that episode.

8:09He gets a job where, where Doug works. Kind of James. Oh, okay. Yeah. He gets a job at the delivery place. Right. It's supposed to be like UPS. Yeah. He's got the job thinks he's hilarious and Doug gets mad. That's right. Oh, that's a great episode. I've seen that one. So he sets him up for him to get hurt. Yes. And he, or not get hurt, but he sets him up for it. Yeah, it's a good episode. Yeah, he's funny. Yeah. He's been doing the show for many, many, many years. So it's nice to do. He thinks about when he comes to town. So yeah, we'll talk to him today. He'll either be on with us today or tomorrow. I think he's going to come in today. He's going to do Fox two today. So we'll see. What else is going on? I went to the hospital yesterday to see my daughter again. And it's interesting. You know, I didn't get, I didn't get all into this yesterday, but she, um, it is very interesting when your child has a child. Yeah, I imagine. Because everybody's pretty jazzed about the new baby. Yeah, but you're thinking about your, but you're thinking about your kid. Yeah.

9:09Well, that's very important to think about how the mom's doing too. Yeah. And she, um, plus you don't know that baby yet. You know her. Like I might get to know you baby. I do love that baby. How can you not? Yeah. You kind of slip right back into. No, no, but I just, I used to carry my daughter around when she was born with one hand. You know, you just have a way of holding a ball. You have the head right here. And you just, and you can kind of like maneuver around. Right. It's like servers. Like you're always like, how do they do that with the train? Right. How do they pick up 18 things? Yeah. And it's like that. And you just like, so that, that's, uh, that was, that was very comfortable. But I, I just, you know, yesterday I got really kind of like emotional because you just, everybody goes wild over the baby. Yeah. And I just see my daughter who like, you know, I know she like pushed like all day son. Yeah. All to have a C section. Um, so she's exhausted. She's exhausted and hurts. And I think I think when, listen, any woman listening understands that has been through this, you know, I think when you, the adrenaline of you're going through that all day,

10:12you hit that point where you just want the baby out. Oh, yeah. So, you know, they can tell you they're going to take your head off and put it back on. And you'll be like, okay, just get the baby. Like, yeah, I've had like that. So I think like when that adrenaline wears off and the epidural wears off and the pain medicines are lessened. Yeah. She's like, this really hurts. Yeah. Well, that was going to be my next question. Let's not let those pain medicines wear off. Yeah. I just want your new mom. I think you got it. You got to be the worst fine line. Yeah. No, you do, which is why some people have never done it because I'd be like, why don't we bust out that morphine drip? Yeah. I mean, this is also coming from the woman who literally thought that any woman who had a C section was knocked unconscious. I thought that was the wildest thing. Well, the good thing is once they did the C section, they knocked her out. Yeah, I thought that was the upside. Oh, no. You're awake to all that. I thought you just wake up and hello. Here's your baby. No. Well, you slept soundly. We removed it from you. Shocking that you've gotten this far in life and are just now finding that something that

11:13I was misconfused about. My sister has said before though, like, since she's had kids, she's such an afterthought to some people and, you know, she's like, I'm here too. Hello. Yeah. You know, I know that you love my kids and I love that you love them, but like I am still a person and I'm still a part of the family. You're just a bear of the children now. That's how you feel. That's it. So bring your mom and dad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mom and dad. Would they just all over the moon? Yeah. Of course. Yeah. They were excited. And I, you know, listen, I, at one point yesterday, I was like, why don't we go for a walk? She's like, I'm not walking. Like, I think he got to go for a walk. So yeah, I don't really want to walk. I'm like, we're going to go for a walk. Because I know she had to get out of the chair and walk. Right. Or else it's not going to get any better. Yeah. And her apartment, she has, you know, we just got to go upstairs to get to it. Yeah. I mean, if she leaves today or I'm not sure. So like, we went for, that was nice. We went for a walk, you know, you do a walk around the, yeah. So, you know, down the hall and back and, you know, I went into that room. That's supposed to be for the families where they have a coffee and the, uh,

12:15Oh, you're making yourself ready at home. I said, can we go in here? We're sure she's like, yeah, I'm like, okay, you sure I can be in here? Or just like, yeah. I had some coffee machine I tried to use. I'm like, this isn't, look, why is it coming out like this? She's like, can we go back now? Yeah. Now you're just stressing her out. This is totally stressing her out. That's funny, though. That reminds me for several of my, well, any of my hospital experiences at some point, you do, they, they demand you get up out of bed and walk around. Yeah. You know, they don't want blood clotting up and they just, you, you just have to, you've got to go to the bathroom. It's the last thing you want to do. You're like, no, I really am fine right here. Uh-huh. You know, the major takeaway though was yesterday and you know this, you know, my heart, every drop of my heart and living is with Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah. I'm going to tell you that Starbucks has a rice crispy treat called like a rice, like like a, like a crispy dream bar or something. It's a rice crispy treat. I don't know why it's called anything but that, but I guess the, the legalities, I think it's real good. Yeah. That thing is really good. They have good food. There's a lot going on at Starbucks.

13:16I'm like, look at you. There's cake pops. Yeah. I'm like, I'm going to have that dream bar. I happen. I threw the other half away at a fear that I need the whole thing. Yeah. Keep eating this thing. So then you're going to go back today and get another one. I like to go back today and get another one. Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. All right. We got a couple Fox News headlines this morning. Warren police are warning about a rise in swatting calls where somebody reports to take emergency like a shooting to bring a heavy police presence. Officers say it is extremely dangerous for innocent people and anyone caught could face felony charges and be forced to pay back the cost of the response as they should. As they should and that should be the least of it. It's very traumatic for the people it happens to. Are these just bored kids that like need something to do? I learned about it from a blue bloods episode where one of the members of blue bloods was embedded night with his wife. Yeah. And I think it might be swatting because at least in this episode, like the SWAT team comes. Don't they do that to famous people? Yes, they do. Right. Yeah. I don't know how that's I don't know kids are dumb anyway.

14:19During a certain period of time, you know, not just in general, but like there's a period of time where we were all like not making like what? 13 to yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just not making the best decisions. No. And luckily we can I mean, think about it this way. Not so much you, Chelsea, but Allison and I like, I don't know, at 12 years old during our time, you can make a phone call and totally no one would know who it was from. Oh, right. There was no call ID and stuff. Yeah. We never had call ID. We still had people. Did you have star 69? Yes. I believe I had star 69. Oh, my God. I hated star 69 people. I know. And those people still exist today. Like sometimes you just dial a wrong number. I know. And if I didn't leave a message and I hung up, I dialed the wrong number and I don't need you. I don't need to. Hi, you called my number. Yeah. I know I dialed the wrong number. Yeah. That's why are you answering? Who? You. I'm so courteous. Okay. I think I'd just probably let that one go. Give it in. They keep calling.

15:20Yeah. Do you guys did, I don't know if you guys would have done this, but like Ding Dong ditching or like toilet paper in someone's house, you used to be able to get away with that back in the day. But now there's so many ring cameras. Yeah. You can't do that. I was also in fear of my parents. Like I went toilet paper in someone's house like I'd be dead. Oh, my parents have killed me. Yeah. That's why your parents don't find out. Wow. We're from a time in history when you could be very afraid of your parents. Yeah. Oh, I was afraid of my parents. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna find out. I'm at my sleepover. I feel like we're, I feel like we're elder sitting on a high table here. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. To spend a little bit of info to you. My brother actually got the cops called on him when he was in, they were probably high school or middle school for Ding Dong ditching, but those dummies, it was snowing out. There was probably a foot of snow on the ground so you could see the footprints. Oh, my God. All the cop had to do was just like look around the neighborhood and spotted the boys. Like. And your brother's the favorite, so he didn't get in trouble, right?

16:22Parents laugh it off. Yeah, that's the baby. That's always that way. One iced coffee 99 cents, please. For real, no way. One iced coffee 99 cents, please. For real, no way. What a deal. Your new morning groove. Ice coffee from McDonald's, any size for just 99 cents to 11 a.m. Pricing participation may vary. Can I be combined with any other offer? Bada, bada, bada. Yeah. A cox.

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18:32You two sides need to work this out and figure some deal out. Figure it out. You are screwing with people's lives with this TSA stuff and we have to fly in two weeks. You really are and as it can happen, nothing to do with us. But it does have everything it has everything to do with us and we can't have it. We won't have it. No, we won't have it. Travelers across the country are dealing with long lines and delays as TSA faces a growing work or shortage. Tied to partial government shutdown. Hundreds of officers have quit or calling off with more than 170 million people expected to fly through April. It could get even busier. Listen, spring breaks coming up don't just think that like some people like most people are like two paychecks away from being in real trouble in life. Not everybody in the world are, you know, have investments and are great savers. So let me tell you, if you're angered at a TSA agent has decided to say, I'm not coming in because now they have to go door to ash. Because they've got to bring some income in. Yeah, yeah, that's when the like I said this before.

19:33Doesn't matter what political side you're on. If you're doing anything to take paychecks away from people, you too should not get a paycheck until they get a paycheck. I don't know what's hard was that. Yeah, I don't know what's hard to understand about that. And that should be part of it, right? Moving forward, right? There's all new people involved. Let's make that one of the first things. Good. You guys don't want to come to work. You want to shut down the government? All right, then right no one's getting a paycheck. Yeah, it really messes with people. That's terrible. And that's just happening to blue collar workers. It was a few years ago, but I read an article that like even upper middle class are like two paychecks away from like all I think a lot of people are in a lot of bad shape paycheck to paycheck. Yeah, let me see if I have one other story here. Google is looking to build a large data center campus in Van Buren Township near 94 in Hagerty. It could bring jobs in new tax revenue, but as you imagine, some residents have concerns about energy use as the project still needs final approval. See, this is where I need to be more educated for the for the people that are going and kind of protesting this and upset about it.

20:37Like I guess I don't know enough about it to figure out why they're pro-t... For me, I'm like, oh, you're going to build something nearby and it's going to bring jobs? All right. But yeah, maybe if it's, I don't know, but sucking all the energy and stuff and it's not... I don't know. Probably you should figure more out. What do they want to build like a big... I was pro-sheets, though. So what do I know? I think that's a little different. And we stay that way. So we remain pro-sheets. I guess until there's a sheets next door to my house, we're up all night. No, you'll love it. I'm very pro-sheets, you'll love it. Time for feeling good in the D. It is brought to you by Michigan Economic Development Corporation. So what's today's feel good? A firefighter in Canada rescued a golden retriever after it fell through some ice and began to struggle in freezing waters. Luckily, ice rescue crews were able to reach the dog and safely bring it back to land officials in the area use the opportunity to warn people that spring has sprung and ice is extremely unstable. They also urge everyone to keep their pets leashed near waterways.

21:37Oh, yeah. See, the dogs don't know what happens is the dogs like are used to it being cold and winter and they're probably dogs that like to be outside. And they run out there on ice and then all of a sudden it's like they hit a thin spot and the dog doesn't know. I also feel like spring has not sprung. We've had a couple of nice spring days, but aside from that, this is crap. Well, this is in Canada, Chelsea out there. Maybe spring has sprung in Canada. Okay. And not here, but... Does Canada have spring? I don't think so. I don't think they do. I'm not aware. Likely not. You were joined by meteorologist Alan Longstreet Alan, good morning to you. How are you guys? How are we? How are you feeling? Good. Great. Ready to go. Bounce in my step today. Man, I want to see him in a bad mood one day. One of these days. I just want to see him swear in kicking things. Yeah. Several times a day with the kids. But we do a quick repair. Quick repair. You know? Yeah. I feel like in there I've seen you mad. You just are seeing more quiet. I've been met. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All rage, but no, it's definitely a lot of quieting or first. Okay. And then you bottle it up and then you blow up.

22:38I think I've been mad at work like once or twice. Yeah. Out of over like 15 years. It's been a long time. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. 15 plays. Yeah. I think it's a little over. It is. Yeah. I mean, no, because Chelsea, you were the intern. Right. I think when I started here. Yeah. Chelsea's been here longer than Alan. She may have been. Yeah. We started around the same time. Yeah. I don't know who was here officially first. Yeah. But it was, yeah. There's some old embarrassing stories that I did with her, you know, helping me out. I remember being at a Myr. At a Myr for a lottery store. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure that was a terrible situation. Look at that. I had fun. I remember having a joyous time with you. Yeah. But the, yeah, the stuff. Who knew? Yeah. I've been here. I think 22 years. Yeah. Oh, you've been here longer. Yeah. 2004. Yeah.

23:38Yeah. Times of funny thing. Were you, do you guys know who my podcast guest in your studio was yesterday? No. Anquenette Jameson. Were you here when she was here? What? Yes. I anchored with her. No, no, no, no, no. I know when you started. No, I mean, I know that we anchor you anchor with her. I was with both of you guys. I remember she was not at the beginning. No, no, she was here. Then she came. Then she came. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That was that. That was great. Yeah. It wasn't a bit annoying to say that it was like a lot of time. It wasn't a little bit annoying. No, we didn't watch it. It was, what was it about? It should have been a lot of time. It wasn't, it was a lot of time. It wasn't a ton. But it wasn't a ton. Yeah, it's really a lot of time. That was a lot of time. Yeah, it was really a bit tough. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't really a lot of time. I mean, the whole of the day now, and it was, I couldn't see it, but I had been here to do it. Yeah. Like, it was fun. And then even when I was doing it rejected, I thought it was fun. We're looking good this weekend. Back in the day, back in the day, is brought to you this morning by call Sam Bernstein, 800

24:40call Sam. We should mention we're going to have a few showers today, high of 35 down to 33 tonight, and we're up to 46 tomorrow. Yay. That's it. How about that? What happened here? 176 years ago in 1850, Henry Wells and William Fargo, there you go. Wells and Fargo. Wells and Fargo. Founded a little shipping company called American Express. And also Wells Fargo. Also Wells Fargo. But mostly American Express, and today, and to this day, we call it the Discover Card. Which is not 95 years ago. In 1931, Jacob Schick began selling the first electric razor. I saw that coming to you. What's Jacob going to admit? Let's see. Which totally pissed off William Gillette. Exactly. 34 years ago in 1992, Donna Summer got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

25:47Amazing singer. Yeah. Right? Then movies too. Donna Summer did a couple of movies, I think. No, she did. I know she was in that, um, some disco movie about, yeah. Thank God it's Friday. Is that what it was called? 32 years ago in 1994, naked gun 33 and a third. The final insult was released with O.J. Simpson and Anna Nicole Smith, both in that movie unbelievably and Leslie Neilsson. Yeah. Yeah. Not a big day and back in the day. No. Little light. Light stuff going on. Shawn Men doesn't do anything. Now in the first four years ago today, no. It is time for Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. He's brought this brought to you this summer around by family heating cooling electrical. Sarah Meshick-Eller is talking more about the reboot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer being abruptly canceled by Hulu. Now this happened just before her.

27:05My Southwest premiere of her new film Ready or Not Two. Now she thinks that the cancellation is all because of this Hulu exec, who she did not name, but they hadn't watched the original series and were openly very dismissive about the show. Were they basing on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie? I don't know. I don't really know, but it's crazy that one person can have that much power if what she thinks, um, happened. It is true. Sources say NBC is actively considering Tara Lapinski and Johnny Weir to replace Kelly Clarkson as host of her soon to end daytime talk show. Now I don't know if you guys watched them during the Winter Olympics, but they did a lot of commentary for the figure skating and were really, really good together. And people were thinking like, oh, could that have been like a potential trial run for a talk show? Hey, yeah, what? I've got an idea, NBC. Okay. Why don't you replace Kelly Clarkson with Sherry Shepard? I know. Honestly, Sherry Shepard is one of the most watch shows on TV and like does these great

28:08shows and they're canceling the Sherry Shepard show because they just, they can't make it work. Put her on NBC then. Back to slamming executives because I love to, um, the Hulu thing and then this, that's what they do. That's great. Tara Lapinski, they were great doing, doing the Olympics, which is their wheelhouse. That doesn't make them talk show host weirdos. Like everybody gets on a, let's get on the bus, let's get on the, this bus and it's like, yeah, okay, so maybe you have an explosive debut and then no one cares. What about the, what about the, uh, what about all the money and the star power and the influence of the Chris Jenner show, which didn't work? My gosh, that was terrible. So embarrassing. Chris Pratt was on the today show and said that his kids have never watched any of his movies. And the reason, his wife Catherine, very old school and it comes to screens and technology, he says there is going to be a season at some point they're going to realize that their dad's really cool. But that is not today, not watching any movies because he let him watch the office when his dad wasn't very cool, a little bit chubby, not so cool.

29:11Super funny. He was on perks and rack, right? Parks and rack. I'm sorry. Would I say the office? They're like the same. You know what I meant? Shyla Buff recently attracted attention in Rome while only wearing his underwear in a hotel lobby. He was asking bystanders for a match to lay to cigarette. Oh my God. I thought I dreamt that. I was like, who would have that dream, but I think I scrolled it before I went to sleep. And I'm like, that Shyla Buff without pants and getting trouble and now it can't be. Why do we offer him help? Right. His trip to Italy was reportedly for his dad's baptism and followed a revised legal request to leave the U.S. after initially being denied due to ongoing substance abuse treatment requirements. That whole instant that he had in Mardi Gras, I don't know, so hopefully he does get help soon. And finally, Paradise. That's been renewed for a third season on Pulu TV tonight. We have Chicago Fire and Chicago PD with you. What's what? You're not even watching the current season. I can't talk to either of you about anything.

30:13Okay. Can I just tell you something? I don't know if you know this about me, but I like to wait for all the episodes to be available before I start watching them. Oh, yeah. No dispute. No, not how he watches TV. Have you prepped your Allison's bubble coming up? You know what? What? Let me do it right now. I have a real problem with you. Yeah. I'm going to tell you about the very first Venny machine. All right. That's coming up. I'm going to get in the morning. What will you win? I'll see. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. They're in the Google. Venny machines seem like a relatively modern invention. Yeah. Maybe, maybe the 50s. I don't know how far they go back. Well, actually, I do because that's what the bubble is about. The first Venny machine ever was in Egypt in the first century. What? What's the first century? And what would be in that Venny machine? I'm glad you asked. Tell me. Yeah. There was only one thing in that Venny machine in the first century. Cool.

31:13No. You put, and what did you put money in it? I'm assuming. Anyway, the only thing in that Venny machine was holy water. Really? Yeah. So if you need to quick stop and grab your holy water real quick, Egypt made it a convenient for you in the first century. Chasing. I mean, you need a little blessing. Would you put it the blue in there? Like what do you have? Yeah. How do you get it? Yeah. What was the currency of the times? Listen. I'm so much to know. Listen, I'm going to need you to get out of bed and go down the hall and get some holy water. Can I have a de bloom? I'm out of de bloom. When I was walking my daughter around the hospital yesterday, I was debating machine like, you want something from the Venny machine? No. I'm like, the guy, he wants like a Sprite or he wants to, what's your apology? No. I'm like, can I get something from him? Oh my God, you are making this all about you. No. All right. Maybe you stay home today. Maybe I do. This story is wild from yesterday. People in Northeast Ohio heard a loud boom and say something streaking through the sky

32:19alerted them, NASA later confirmed that it was a 17,000 pound meter. Here is the sound that it may, let me play for you here, hang on. Oh. Yeah. North Quake just come through. It has our whole house shook. And we thought that something hit like the roof of the grocery store and it was just a really loud bang. And I just hear a giant thud and then it persisted for like 10 seconds and I'm just sitting there like, is this the end time? It sounded like a bowling ball dropped on the floor above me. It was pretty loud. Was that someone's ring camera that captured the audio? I may, maybe. I've seen multiple shots of different things. But is this some sort of miracle that it didn't crash somewhere? Yeah. It exploded in the sky as it was traveling. It usually do. Because that would, by the time, I mean, they look very close, but they're very far away. And by the time, sometimes all you're left with is something like the size of a face. Yeah. Because if that had landed, do some serious damage. Yeah. Like now there's a giant hole where Cleveland was.

33:20That's right. Yeah. It's not a dinosaur ending type thing. Here's Ralph Harvey, a senior research associate at Case Western University, explaining what's going on here. What you're really seeing is not an explosion that's up in the clouds. It's miles higher than that. We're talking 10 miles higher, more. So way above where planes fly right at the top of the atmosphere. So it's visible from a very long distance. The sonic boom will just keep going until it loses energy. So this is something that hit the atmosphere going, you know, 50 times the speed of sound, broke up, caused that fireball, and that boom would have broke up. By the way, shout out to Ralph Harvey, a senior research associate at Case Western University for making that really easy to understand. Yeah. That's true. Break it down for everyone. Yeah. I mean, it has to land at some point land. What's the size of what?

34:20You got to understand it. No, it's just an agreement. It goes. Yeah. So where did it land? I don't know. 17,000 pounds. I think still like what? I know. Three pounds drops somewhere. Somewhere. Yeah. Kanita wrote on your Facebook page. It shook my house. I thought an 18 wheeler drove through the front door. Wow. Kanita. Michael said, yep, we definitely heard it in North Royalton, Ohio. Let's see. And we heard something similar yesterday around 5 pm might have been a little bit earlier. It shook my whole house. And then she said, no, it was just Allison and Warren upstairs. Yes. Yes. Was it that Jill? Liz said, my cousin is outside of Cleveland and said, his whole house shook. There's a lot of people who felt it. So crazy. I know. Yeah. A big deal. What else is going on here? Who's the best internet? Cox's internet of 300 megas has the fast and reliable speeds that you're looking for. Perfect for streaming and gaming and working from home.

35:23All for only $45 per month when you add Cox Mobile. Include the WiFi and guaranteeing price of 2 years in your plan. Yeah. Don't wait. Change today to Cox. Require Cox Mobile to limit the price of price and increase the price of the speed of data after 20 months. The vice president will be in town here in Detroit today with a stop at a manufacturing facility in Auburn Hills. The visit is expected to focus on jobs in the economy. You know what else this means? Traffic. Traffic around Auburn Hills. Yeah. Around 75, be on the lookout. What about the air show? Of the air show, you're right, shells. That was a big thing we got to get into the Michigan Air National Guard has canceled its air show. That was planned for the end of May. Leaders say the decision is due to operational and readiness needs and there's no word yet on when it could return. We probably want to also conserve our gas for necessary reasons, right, with the costing so much. So expensive right now.

36:24Air shows are fun, but not necessary. You know, who does air shows is our friend Bob. He does? Bob and Linda Bob. No way. Take a plane as Ian. I didn't say he flies. Oh, no. He puts them on. He's at the air museum. But I'm saying, but yeah. Yeah, he's invited. Over by me. Yeah. Will run. Yeah, I think so. Okay. Give me some over there. Because he sent me pictures. He's invited us to those. We should take a while. It's always just like 9,000 degrees when he has these things. Ah. So he's got to check in with Bob and say, is there like a cooling tent or something that we can be a part of or? Yeah, like a cooling tent. Yeah. Who doesn't? Even the fireworks. Like the Tony Michaels is always so nice. He's like, listen, you want to come down to the fireworks? Come down to the fire. Come down to the fire. Yeah, I want to do it. I do. I love the fireworks. And he goes, and he goes, it's, you know, it's channel four, but it's every, I said, yeah, I don't care about channel four being there. I said, we love channel four. But I said, it's, it's so hot up there on that roof. Yeah. Well, not only that, it's a funny night. They look so good on the teepee. They look so good. And the music comes with it. Why, why must that be all that?

37:26Can we change it to a Friday? Because if it was a Friday, I'd probably be on board. You got to wait till it's dark out. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. Thank you, Tony. It's so lame. It's so lame. It's so lame. Lawmakers are debating a new bill that would require proof of citizenship, like a passport, birth certificate, or enhanced license to register to vote. Supporters say it protects elections. Critics say it can make it hard for people to vote. Right now, the bill appears unlikely to pass. We'll see. I see. Washington News. It seems that that's fair, but people are really against it. And then that makes me think, why wouldn't it be people think it's a reach? But don't you? There's two. The two sides of it. If I dumb it down for myself, want to try to figure this out, one side thinks that you're making it difficult for people, almost too much of a hassle to go, I got to go find the idea.

38:27The other side is saying, yeah, I don't want to miss anything for everything, so it's the big deal. Right. I don't want to miss the other side, but the one side is like, well, don't you just have it on you? Right. Your license? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I know that there's more to it, so I don't want to be, it just seems like out of all the crazy stuff that's going on that seemed like the lesser one, but again, I don't know everything. Well, coming up on Sunday, Alison's Nightwatch program will be back where she will be moderating both sides of this support and all the lost stuff and things flying out of the sky. That's what you do. I got you. Yeah. And you do St. Patrick's Day broadcasts and I crush it. And you crush it there. It's all I heard about yesterday. It was great. We got that's incredible coming up here in a moment. That's incredible. I'm going to be downtown tomorrow. I was thinking, we're sure our lunch be tomorrow. We're going to heat tomorrow. We're going to heat tomorrow. We're going to chat. We get in tomorrow. Where should our lunch be? I keep wanting to get to that Christos and tell him to open up the one open. He's not open. I know he's not open. If he would one of these days though, what about what about that place where you're supposed

39:28to go to the crab place, maybe do that. I mean, maybe they don't have the all you can grab so maybe we go there for lunch. Are they open for? No, Chelsea looked it up. And I thought they were like a 4 p.m. Or 5 p.m. Yeah. Yeah. She looked it up. We're in a couple morning people go for a little 11 30 lunch in Detroit. Please let us know. Oh, we could maybe central kitchen or we're also hungry. That's always good. I'm not familiar. That is Dennis Archer, Jr. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet he doesn't open till four. I'll kill him. Oh my gosh. You know what? You can be closed on Thursday. Call him your family. You know why? Because I know he's I know he's up working on right now. He's usually on a treadmill at this point of the world. Really? He's one of those guys that get up early and work out. Yeah. Tomorrow, they open at 11. Oh, we can do that. Yeah. And that was. Hey. Okay. You're live on the air with Jay Allison and Chelsea. What's happening? Hey. Hey. Hello, Ed. Hey, are you your restaurant open tomorrow at 11 30 if we want to come in and eat?

40:32Yeah. We would love to have you. Oh, see that. Hey. Well, we'll be there. We haven't said we said the girls haven't seen you in a year. I have it. I haven't seen you in months. So maybe we'll pop it. Will you be around tomorrow? Yeah. Pop in. I know where I'm going. I said, I said the only reason I can call Dennis Archer Jr. right now is I guarantee he's on a treadmill. It sounds like it. I did go off the treadmill with the weight right now. Nice. Look at you. He lives in the world of stuff. Really? Who can stop this guy? All right. We'll see you tomorrow. All right. Goodbye. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I just want to embarrass ourselves. Let's do that. Incredible, incredible stories from around the world and beyond. A new report says that some data centers are being guarded by robot dogs. Also, researchers are working on data centers

41:32that run on neurons from the human blood stem cells, so humans are still needed kind of. I used to have a robot dog. Incredible. Did you? Yeah. His name was Tecnau. Uh-huh. I bought them from the store. He's a little silver dog. I bought them for one of the cats. They didn't care, obviously. He walked around the house. He had a plastic bone. Really? I don't feel that he protected us in any way. So my friend's brother works for Tesla in California and his factory or his plant that he works out of. Normally they were working on Tesla vehicles. Well now the vehicles are being shifted to another location and his factory or whatever is focusing on robots. They are just making a million robots. Yeah, yeah, whatever. That's so creepy. Whatever. My friend's brother not hook it up to show us some Tesla stuff. Yeah, why don't we have it? What if we asked? Let's ask. Oh, okay. You know, if we get that Elon musk in here, I don't think that that's sure you could. Sure you could. Sure you could. If we could get Elon in here.

42:33Allison or forget about Elon. Let's get that. Grimes. Oh, no. Don't bring that up now. You try to hurt our chance or the other. He hears everything. What is wrong with you? He's not a man of grimes. You know what? He finishes hitting me. He doesn't like grimes. Well, that's exactly what I think they have a very contentious relationship right now. Allison. All right. My point was, if we bring him in here, we could use the old, how would you like to change three lives today? Oh, my God. Give us all Teslas. I was going to say, how would you like to pay all of our bills for a year? Well, that'd be nice. It's the Elon Pazier bills contest. We'll be broadcasting live from the Elon Musk studio. Do you know like Elon Musk could literally support us for the next 20 years, and he would never even know he was doing it. He wouldn't even, he wouldn't even understand. It wouldn't even show up on a spreadsheet. Just not that long ago, we could go. We were looking up the richest. We were trying to figure out who he is. He's the richest man in the world. And I remember looking at what his worth was, so I'm going to pay her for you.

43:35But it was like, I don't know, $648 billion. He could support the state of Michigan, right, and the rest of their lives and not feel it. I don't even know what was happening. I think we did it once. I think we think you need to use AI to do it. How much does Elon Musk make an hour? Yes. And it's, yeah, you could buy a country. Yeah. I know. Crazy. This disaster prepping, Wyoming is hoarding two point, I'm sorry, make that 2,312 ounces of gold inside of an old newspaper building, which is worth about $11.6 million. Right. Currently hoarding all the salt. That's right. Maybe we'll make a trade with you Wyoming when it goes wrong. Maybe we'll go get salt after we see Dennis Archer Jr. There we go. I remember that woman in Utah that wrote the popular children's book to help her kids cope with her husband's death. Well, as expected, she was found guilty of murdering him. This has been incredible. Honestly, this has been my whole life for like a month and a half, Warren followed this trial. He was court TV every day.

44:35Yeah. And we were on verdict watch. We'd been on verdict watch for a while. He popped in the bedroom yesterday, he's like, the jury is in. The date line episode from Friday, if you guys have not watched it yet, was about, it was a really good one. This guy solicited to have his wife murdered not once, but twice, did I tell you guys about this already? No. Okay, so he did it once, got convicted, had to spend a couple years in jail, got out of jail. I know. It's crazy. The sort of part of Jojoéquel. I like to guess it was about murder, not my break up. Raphael did the exact same thing, went back into jail. I'm like, what is wrong with you? And why do you hate this woman so much? I'm like, we better get her nice apartment and say we're divorced, that's it? I don't wanna say one kind of attempting to murder someone is better than the other. But he at least hated her. I don't understand these people who think well, this is a quick way to cash, right? The father of your children. No bad feelings, I really want my mansion to look better. Oh, my God. Where do you, how you dig it? But that's really, but again, even in joking, that's something that's not a normal way

45:39for the brain doctor. Not. That's incredible. Today's National Sloppy Joe Day, a poll online ask, how do you like your sloppy joes, open or close, 16% prefer open. The rest say they like it closed. Yeah, I don't want an open face floppy joe. What are you going to do? That's just eating meat with a fork. Yeah, I'm not familiar with eating it open, but there is something we do to our sloppy joes. You put cheese on it. We do add a slice of cheese. Yeah. And that's not, that's kind of rule breaking. And my girl does that. I don't know. I know. But she said her dad used to do that. So that's why it's a more of a sentimental thing, but for me, the cheese makes it weird. Yeah. I can see that. I get it. Are you okay? What? You literally add cheese to absolutely everything. But that's where you're going to draw the line? The sloppy joe is so rich and flavor and with all that sauce, like the cheese on it almost becomes too much for me. That's incredible. Finally, a 38-year-old, make that 33-year-old man in South Carolina handed a judge a stack of $100 bills to pay his bail. But the judge said keep the change, but the money was counterfeit, so now he's been charged with a felony.

46:39Yeah. That's incredible. Man, we just never, it's 2026. People have been around for a long time. Yeah. And a really long time and we're still real stupid. Real dumb. Don't make a whole lot of sense. It makes sense. Bonus. Scientists at the University of Maryland created a tiny wearable device that tracks how often people break wind, it clips onto your underwear and could answer the age-old question, how many times do I guess a day? That's incredible. I like scientific breakthroughs, I like to know scientists are doing stuff that was a complete waste of time. Scientist. And who's on that team? I know. Detroit's favorite game is Battle of the Sexes brought to you by Hollywood Casino, a Greek town. Two contestants on and ready to play today. Yeah, we have Erica going up against Darryl, who's going for win number two. All right, let's play a little battle of the sexes. Elsa, name a food that kids love, beckoning cheese. Second best, five points, PB&J, team minute number one. Try to store on the news that they're adding protein powder to it now, crap, how about that? Jay, name something you wear on your face. What do you wear on your face?

47:40Makeup? Second best, five points, glasses, team minute number one. Elsa, name something you wear on your head. Yeah, of course, ten points. Jay, name something people spend lottery winnings on. Bills. That is the third best. Point for that car followed by home and Elsa's in the lead 15 to six. Elsa, name something you get insured by car number one. Yeah, ten points. Jerk. And Jay, name something you give a mom on Mother's Day. Flowers. Number one answer. Elsa wins 25 to 16. Of course she does. Who is the best internet? Cox's internet, the 300 megas, has the speed, fast and reliable that you're looking for. Perfect for streaming and gaming and working from home. All for only $45 per month when you add Cox's mobile. Include the team of Wi-Fi and guarantee the price of two years in your plan. Yeah. No, wait. Change today to Cox. Require Cox's mobile that will give you the guarantee of the price.

48:42Include in possessing cars and speed of data. It reduces after 20 months. We're excited this morning because offering great gas is back, who I saw at the end of last year. And he said he was coming back and I said, please do our show, he's doing Fox 2 today. Old renowned comedian. So funny. I think I've known you for 20 years. No, I've known you probably longer than any comedian I've ever. Yeah. Through Kathleen Madigan. Multiple failed relationships on both of our party. That's so great. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Mistakes we've had and then we check in with each other in a couple of years like, what happened to you? Like, oh, well, this would happen to me and we commiserate like, what is going on with these women? Tell them about my number in your phone. Oh, I got, I typed up, searched J on my phone, J towers and I found J towers, J towers new. J towers really. Yeah. Because I have, I have multiple numbers and I'm like, you have more cell phone numbers than Arty Lang does. Wow.

49:43Arty Lang has. Wow. It's a race. Every phone number has a different path. What? Right. What every breakup came a new number. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Of course. All right. I'm happy ladies. What's going on? So wait a minute. What are you doing? The ladies in this room don't have your back. When you got injured and you split your head open, they were like, oh, we almost had this show to our side. I know. Yeah, they were celebrating. They were already trying to negotiate a deal. I don't know. Where I saw that whole story now is like, you know, watching like five minutes of like, oh my god. Oh my god. Is he okay? Is he okay? And then it ends with them going like, well, we have to show and yeah, that open head injury of his that he had was an open head injury, you know, quite traumatic for nothing about that. I'm going to talk about you. All right. What's going on? First of all, you're still doing voices on family guy and things like that? I do celebrity voices, family guy, American dad and the Howard Stern, I'm back on the Howard Stern show now for the first time in 20 years. Wow. And then your audience knows and I just kind of reset this that I've always been able

50:45to do any voice that are here. I've played a bunch of characters on a bunch of TV shows on King of Queens. I had a very memorable character on Sex and the City. I dated Miranda on the show, but I'm mostly known as a guy who does voices. And I've always been able to do any voice that I hear because of how I grew up and this is not a joke. This is a true story. Everyone in my family is deaf and I couldn't learn how to talk for my family. I learned how to talk by watching TV and I copied all the voices I heard on TV and never got an accent from the Bronx, which is really crazy, right? It is. And everybody in the Bronx has, like, everybody in the Bronx sounds like Tracy Morgan. Everybody in the Bronx can talk like this, whether you black or white, male or female, that's crazy. Hey, this is the voicey old next door name, but I'm a Vietnamese girl. That's crazy. Everyone had that accent. So the weirder, the voice, the easier it is for me to do it from Christopher Walken,

51:48who's got a real stop and go, kind of voice, where he'll talk every once in a while. They'll stop and then they'll keep going. It's okay. And your Al Pacino's fantastic. Oh, yeah, that was my first voice I ever did on a family guy, because it was Al Pacino. And then I creeped out Seth McFarland created, wait, how did you do that? So they discovered me on YouTube. Yeah. This woman, Linda LeMontaine calls me and she says, hey, Craig, my name's Linda, I'm the cast, you director for Family Guy, American Dad, and at the time, the Cleveland show. And she said, we want to offer you a job. Are you available? And I was like, I was sitting in a Long John Silvers, when she called me, I was like, I could not be more available, yeah, I was like, I ring the bell. I was like, yeah, let me, and I went outside and I was like, so what's going on? They fly me out to LA from New York to do the show. And my first recording session is with Seth McFarland. And I've been really lucky that every TV show I've ever been on has been a huge show.

52:53But I was not a, I never watched Sex in the City, I never watched King of Queens until I was on the show. But Family Guy was appointment television for me every Sunday. So I'm in this room with Seth McFarland and I'm so excited. I don't even realize how much I'm fanning out. I just, he'd make a joke. And I remember I laughed so hard that he went, hey, hey, relax. And I was like, oh, my, I didn't realize that was laughing like, like I was like, I was kind of overdoing everything. And he goes, come on, man, let's just go on this studio, we'll bring this out real quick. So we go in, he's running the board and he kept doing one line as Peter Griffin where he kept saying, this is crazy. Peter the wind, Al Pacino was a slum lord laundromat tenant. And then it cut to me as Al Pacino, right, surrounded by a bunch of broken down washers and dryers going, you're out of order, you're out of order and you're all out of order.

53:53And I, I do that three times and Seth McFarland, he's running the board and he goes, all right I think we're good, but I'm so nervous that I think in my mind, we're going to be friends now, right? Because we're working together. Yeah, I mean, it feels like it. It does. And I go, so you want to hang out or you guys, so I want to what and I go, you want to grab a coffee or so many goes, I got to work and I said, okay, do you want me to leave and he goes, yeah, get the hell out of here. Oh, sorry. Did you laugh after that? I just, I just remember panicking, like, what am I doing? I'm excited, just thought we're going to be friends, we're going to be friends. Oh my God, I'm ruining it. I'm ruining it. And I walk out the door and they didn't call me again for like six months and then Linda starts calling me and saying, Hey, Craig, can you do this voice or can you do this voice? And every time she calls, I'm like, I can do whatever ways you want. I can do whatever one, but every time they book me and I go in, Seth McFarland's never around. Right. It's always this guy, Mike Henry, who does the voice of Cleveland, Cleveland, and the creepy

54:54old guy. And every time I see him, I go, hey, Mike, is Seth around? Every time I see him, he goes, don't worry about Seth, we're going to get you out of here real quick. So you never got a chance to do a redo? Not with Seth. Oh, every time I've come back and recorded for American dad and for the Cleveland show, Seth McFarland's never. Oh, I'm a bummer. A couple of rapid fire. Can you do Morgan Freeman? I suppose I could. I'm hoping that this interview will actually sell at least three more tickets, because I could use a few more people at one nightstands, the worst name for a comedy club ever. Go see Craig Gas at STDs, STDs this weekend, what about Adam Sandler? Adam. Oh, man. I did. Yes. Yes. I just, I did Shaquille Niels podcast and when I did Shaq's podcast, I said, man, I was

55:56in Los Angeles last night before you flew me here to Atlanta. And Adam Sandler went up on stage and did a joke about you. And I was like, oh, man, I'm going to hang out with that guy and Shaq said, what was the joke? Oh, I don't, I don't think I should tell you that joke. And he goes, what was the joke? Well, according to Adam, he, I didn't know he apparently gave you a role in the movie grownups too, I guess, and that you guys were filming at a college campus and they were going to take a break. And Adam said that you said, I'm going to take a shower and Adam goes, that was my chance. I'm finally going to get to see what Shaq's manhood looks like, you know, and Shaq, you know, takes off and then Adam says he goes into the showers and he's like sneaking in and all of a sudden Shaqille Niels bodyguard pops up. Boom. And he's even bigger than Shaqille Niels. And he's like, oh, my God, it's a big dude plan. Oh, God. And he's like, oh, man.

56:57And then he goes out and he's embarrassed. And then Shaq comes out and he goes, hey, buddy, I know that you probably heard I was trying to take a look. And then it's, it's not gay. It's not gay. I just, I wanted to be able to tell my kids, hey, you're dead. It's not something amazing works. And he goes, but I know your bodyguard told you and Shaq said, that wasn't my bodyguard. And I go, I mean, yeah, the big black guy and he goes, nope, that was my ding dong. All right. Yeah. Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah. But yes. We were just, you know, we were with somebody who Shaqille Niels Saturday night who dated a long time. I remember him from Flavor of Love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Small world. Small world. Yeah. One night stands. One night stands. Get gas.com is a website. We want to get tickets to see our friend Craig gas anything else in the else coming up here? Yes. I am putting out two comedy specials this year.

57:59The first one is very, very niche. I'm just making, I'm putting out a comedy special where I'm just making fun of the band kiss for an hour. That's the whole show. Oh my God. That's great. That's the entire show. And then the next one is a thing about my mom who I love. So it's, uh, uh, to be talking about right here. No. Yes. I taped one in New York, the other one in Tucson, Arizona. And then, um, and then I have a new show, a podcast called Beardow and Weirdow with a musician friend of mine. And, and that's been incredible. 13 million views on Instagram and the, and the first year and, uh, but more importantly, I just, I am really looking forward to seeing a lot of friends here in Detroit. I've got a lot of friends that I grew up with who ended up making their way out to Detroit. So, uh, Waterford is a, it's, it's just a great location for this comedy club. It's a nice, big space. Yeah. So one night stands and I have to clarify the owner is named Stan. That's why it's called one night stands. Yeah. Okay. That's very clever. Get gas.com for tickets. Get gas with two S's.com. And there is some language during the show, but I'm a good person and I love my mom.

59:00Okay. So I just put that out there. Okay. I'm just, uh, just letting you know, it's, you know, it's going to be good with the disclaimer a little. Oh, no, no, no. I know. I know. That's crazy. Uh, and Jean, by the way, and Jean Simmons is coming to town here. What, and the week or so to open up that new bar. I just emailed him about it because he's in town apparently this week and, uh, so I'm trying to coordinate with him and, oh, you got to see him. Yeah, I, I want to, but I'm scared to because I've never been alone with him and I'm always fearing that he's going to try to hurt me because he confronted, he confronted me live on the radio years ago because of my impression. He actually got a plane flew to New York to confront me live on the air. The next day, I get a phone call from Kisses Management Company. They're called McGee Entertainment and they said, hey, Craig, we wanted to reach out to you to tell you that our singer, Paul Stanley is your biggest fan. And I said, get out of here. They said, no, don't, don't tell anybody, but Paul loves when anyone makes fun of Jean Patrick. What? And he, in fact, he's going to call you and he called me and he offered me a gig to perform with Kiss. And I said, do you want me to introduce you or do stand up and he goes, well, let me ask

1:00:03you a question. How many jokes do you have about Jean? Literally, hours and he went, you got the gig, just make fun of my buddy and you can just, we'll pay you, we'll pay you to open the show, yeah, it was amazing. It is. Yeah. You'll be hearing a lot of that actually. There is a piece that I do towards the end of the show called, I think Jean Simmons is going to kill me. And you'll hear that this weekend in Waterford at one night stands. I can't wait. It's great seeing you. Thanks for always coming in and hanging with us and not forgetting about us. We love it. Dude, over the years, you've always been incredibly kind to me. And when you travel a lot and you meet a lot of people, it does mean a lot over the years to look back and see who always pick up your call and always respond. So thank you for that. It really does mean a lot to me. Well, thank you. Famous. So I'm never going to work. Who's that? I'm going to work. Craig. All right. Good seeing you. All right. We'll be doing some money when it's Craig and the girls. Yeah. Good morning.

1:01:03One hundred and point three W and I see.