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0:00Five, four, three, two, one, this is J Towers in the morning. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show for Tuesday in Detroit, J Allison and Chelsea. Coming up today, it's Tuesday that means we'll do cross-example. Yay. We're on the room. We learned some new things about each other. Never know what we're going to find out. And Fox News headlines today, long TSA lines, boy oh boy, there was ever a time to have a government shutdown. Now is not the time. Yeah, it was going to say, are they not getting paid again? Yeah, after what happens is after about two weeks, TSA workers start going, I'm not going in. I'm not getting paid. Yeah, I don't blame you. I truly don't not blame you. And you'd probably do the same thing. What happens is then people like are standing in TSA lines that are four hours at the airport. Oh my God. Is this like the third government shutdown in a year? I feel like it feels like we got one feels like we got about two years. Yeah, feels like that. So we'll talk about that. Also, and that's incredible today, what would you do if like 30 pallets of French onion

1:01dip showed up at your little little food stand? He's so got so many potato chips. You'd think so. Yeah, not for one couple. So let's wait with that. That's all about coming up. Also, we wanted to do the chest tray. We ran out of time, but we are going to do it today. The items that were found in luggage that haven't been claimed this year that are really bizarre. We'll do that. Plus, we have tickets to give you today. We have Meghan Trainor, we have Melissa Etheridge tickets. I did have my baby face, he interviewed yesterday. That went fantastic. Oh. Tell you a little bit about that coming up all this morning on WNIC. Jake Tower is in the morning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. We are getting more details on the shooter who hit up Rihanna's home in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Her name is 35 year old Ivana Ortiz. She was arrested for attempted murder on Sunday by the LAPD. Her bail said at $10.2 million, authorities say she allegedly fired an AR-15 style rifle

2:01at Rihanna's home. Now police dispatch audio reported approximately 10 shots were fired from a white Tesla that was parked across the street. One bullet did pierce a wall of the house. The woman posted a threatening message to Rihanna several weeks ago. She also has some sort of beef with Cardi B. I watched some of the videos that she's posting. This is just clearly a disturbed person. Wow. Thank God they have her in custody, right? Yes. And she's going to be in a lot of trouble. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, you're not getting away with that. I don't know. Boston lead singer Tommy DeCarlo lost his battle with cancer at 60 years old. I just saw him. Did you? In concert? No. I swear it was him. Yeah. I'll Google it, but I thought it was him at Art Speed to me. He replaced original singer Brad Delp, both men died on March 9th. Oh my God. What a chance. Yeah. Jack White says the Taylor Swift's style of writing all about her publicly-eared breakups

3:03still isn't interesting to him because he finds it boring to write about himself. So finds it boring for her to write about her. I don't know. I think she writes songs about her breakups and all because she feels like people can relate to that. Yeah, right. Jack White maybe feels like his situations aren't relatable or boring. So there you go. Maybe. There's a Jack White song right now that I love. I just put it on my playlist. It's called Archbishop Harold Holmes. How many songs are you adding to that playlist every day? I'm up to 94. Wow. Look at you. And you're a playlist. I know. Kanye West just announced a massive homecoming concert at SoFi Stadium on April 3rd. This event marks the very first live performance in LA in five years for him. And the show comes right after this scheduled release of his new album, Bully. And finally, Corey Feldman says he was not invited to Sunday's All Star Oscar tribute to Rob Reiner, along with other stars of Stand By Me. But he is asking fans, please stand down. This is Rob's moment, not his, like, we don't need to be all up in arms over anything.

4:06I just wanted to go back to this timey to Carlo thing because I'm looking at him and I'm positive. I saw him at Archbishop Needs and Archbishop Needs his Labor Day, right? Yeah. So, Carlo was diagnosed with brain cancer in September 2025. So you would have seen him at Archbishop Needs? And then he died in March. So he just got diagnosed in September. It could have been like the next week. Sure. Wow. TV tonight, we have Will Tren and NCIS. Morning from 1 out of 0.3 WNIC on Tuesdays, on our show we do cross-example go around the room and learn new things about each other, who's most likely to, if you will. Also, get ready for long TSA lines as we approach spring break. Is there ever going to be an end to the government shutdown? We'll find out. Come on up. On Tuesdays, we do something called cross-example, Allison, how's it work? I'll tell you in a second, why is this so hot in here? It is warm in here.

5:07It is so hot in here. It is hot. You know, I guess it's warm outside. Oh, yeah. All right. I have to take my emotional support blanket off, because that is too hot. Oh, no. I know. Anyway, we're going to ask each other some questions. It's going to get real uncomfortable. All right. I'm fine with that. Three questions. You can play this game at home with your friends, whatever you like to do. But we play with each other so we can learn more about each other. And we always learn new things. Here we go. Three questions. Question number one. Who's most likely to accidentally set someone on fire? Wait a minute. Take that back. Who's most likely to accidentally set something on fire? Oh. Something on fire. Something on fire. Okay. So maybe my answer is going to change a little bit. Question number two. Who's most likely to get arrested for an absolutely ridiculous reason? About that? About that? Who's most likely to get arrested for a ridiculous reason? And last one. Who's most likely to have the weirdest Guinness world record of the three of us, of J Allison

6:11and Chelsea? Okay. This world record. All right. Question number one. Who's most likely to accidentally set something on fire? It was a toss up for me between Allison and Chelsea. But because Allison is a bit of a stickler, is that a word? In the kitchen. I went with Chelsea because I could see Chelsea lighting something on fire in an attempt to cook. So I said, Chelsea. I just feel like you're in that house by yourself, and something's going to go wrong. Something's going to go wrong. You know what? What happens in there? Yeah, I said me, I feel like I'm probably most likely, or I could see myself like, although I do feel like I'm a little like OCD about this, like leaving a curling iron on or leaving a straightener on. And the next thing you know, the whole house is burned down. Babyface E yesterday told me that he at nine or 10 years old was trying to make French fries and burnt his house down in Flint. Oh, crazy story. No. First story. Made it, they had to get a different house. Was it that bad? I mean, I never have to, I should have followed up.

7:12Question number two, who's most likely to get arrested for an absolutely ridiculous reason? Well, for that one, I did say Allison, Martinick. Yeah, surprise doesn't happen yet. Yeah, and it'd be something crazy like at like a grocery store or something that really, there's no malice. No. No. But no, and then I just, you know, I'm going to make a scene. Right. As they bring me out, they're trying to put me in the car and I'm still, you don't normally make a scene with police, though. You will make a scene with a manager. I know, but in this instance, I'm getting arrested, and I'm sure I don't feel it's deserved. All right. So I'm going to make a lot of noise. Did anyone in the group not say Allison? I know. Of course, it's Allison. It was what would start as something ridiculous or silly or something that we could laugh at would then turn into resisting arrest. Yeah. And she's going to be tacked on with more charges. I'm sure I was trying to help be helpful in some way. Yeah. Can you just see her now? Like, no, no, no, you're not hearing me officer. I'm just trying to tell you that this is what, and 45 minutes later, man, I'm getting

8:14the car. Oh, I don't think they'd go 45 minutes now. I think a lady talking about it. Last question, who's most likely to have the weirdest Guinness World record? Why said me? Of course. It's here. It's going to be anything. DVDs, most. Air checks of yourself. Superman things. I don't know about a lot of tapes. Well, I do have a lot of tapes. I can't even have a lot of tape stores. I can't even have tape stores. I can't even have tape stores. Yeah. But you saved yours for a good reason. Why? Mine just mean talking over song. Yeah. Or it's like you can probably toss all those. Yeah, right. Someday I'll be famous. Why would they do that? They'll be on eBay. That's your cross-exam today. On 1 out of 0.3 WNIC, how would you answer some of these questions? Who's the friend in your group? Who's the talk-back microphone on the iHeart radio app? It's right there where you're listening and let us know. A couple of Fox News headlines today. Residents near Bellville say some gravel roads in Sumpner Township are in terrible shape, filled with potholes, standing water, deep ruts that can damage cars, slow down emergency vehicles. Township leaders have now declared a public safety emergency and are pressuring Wayne

9:18County, which maintains the roads to fix the problem. Excuse me, gravel roads, my flat out dirt roads, and I know exactly what roads they're talking about a long time ago. I remember being in the car with Jill and maybe my mom and she was door dashing. And we were off of Ross andville, maybe Bellville, but we were over that way. And I was so angry. I was in the car so angry I was going to rent a car because I was going to put my car through it. Pop all the tires. Even going through those. My car was going through it at that moment because Jill didn't have her own car. I was going to rent a car and literally make a documentary. It took us probably four minutes to get down a road because the potholes were so distraught so unacceptable. And I couldn't believe it. Like that's how mad I was. I was like, I'm going to rent a car just to make a, and meanwhile, people that live on that road were like flying and I'm like, I don't know how you're doing that. You're ruining your car. I mean, I'm just saying. It is odd that there's, there are still gravel roads. Yeah, I don't know. In these Americas.

10:20In the Americas in 2026, I mean, I get it for a deep, deep farmland, but there's something by it. I mean, not something or township. What else do we have? Serious story. Two teenagers are being held without bail. After police say they tried to set off homemade explosive devices during a protest outside of the New York City mayor's home. Investigators say one device was a confirmed IED, but police do not believe the incidents connected to the recent U.S. attack on Iran. Just a couple idiots. It says it's an ISIS, it says ISIS linked plot. So maybe it's a young ISIS, I don't know. We had the news on yesterday. They said they wanted it to be bigger than the Boston bombing. Yes. Yeah. Yep. And finally, this morning, travelers at home and airports across the country are going to start facing some serious security lines as long as three hours, because TSA staffing is stretched during the partial government shutdown.

11:22About 50,000 screeners are currently working without pay. Detroit Metro Airport says security lines here are moving absolutely fine, just totally normal. But some of the videos I'm seeing online are just wild. Like, can you think, can you imagine the Atlanta airport? I mean, the airport is huge. Yeah. One like half their TSA members, a good luck heading through. The one I see all the time that posts all the time is in the Houston airport, because the line goes all the way out the airport and then into the parking garage. It's just crazy. Excuse me. This is a fairly new government, right? Over a little over a year, almost the elect 2024. Yeah. Okay, so and we feel like it's, we think it might have shut down three times. It's not okay. No. You haven't been in there that, I mean, the issue here, I mean, again, all political, but the issue on why this is where it's at right now is because one side wants to just get this

12:28through. Yeah. The other side is saying, we'll put it through once you fix the ice stuff, and what's that called when they're just, is it still me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I get it. Right. So one side saying the only way to stand up for this is by this. But the problem is, is that you've got to be another way to get the messaging around or I don't know. It has to be something that you can kind of like come to a middle ground with. And why do you like, why do people's paychecks always have to be dangling out there for some other like? Figure out the other thing, just go figure the other thing out, figure it out, which they're not going to. Right. Right. I mean, there's no middle ground. I'm saying both. Well, none of their paychecks are affected by it. So it's the people who need their paychecks, the whatever, postal workers or TSA workers or I don't know, whoever's a government employee, but, you know, I wonder how every day employee. I wonder if that would force, I wonder if that would force politicians to make decisions

13:33or work harder for some kind of solution. If at any point the government shuts down everyone in Washington that votes immediately gets no pay. I don't know if that would make a difference. That's how it kind of should go. Right. I mean, they're the ones making the decision. So your checks go first. Right. Yeah. Right. I mean, that seems fair. Yeah, it's like a system of like it starts with you. Yeah. Yeah. I feel so strongly about my vote and put my own paycheck on the line. I won't get paid either. Right. Yeah. I think you should run for office and put that through. Okay. I'm sure that. I think you should all run for office for multiple reasons. Yeah. I'm sure some pro temp position. If so, Annie would get that done. I would so nail it. I'm surprised. They don't just call me on the phone. You do know though that you can't cancel, like council meetings. I don't know that. Actually, I don't know that Chelsea doesn't know that it is time for feeling good on the day. Feel good story for you today.

14:33And this one will do just that. Feeling good in the DB is brought to you by Moran Buick GMC of Sterling Heights. A 61 year old father broke into tears when finally seeing color in his world for the first time. He'd been colorblind his whole life, but in December, his son got him a pair of special colorblind glasses for Christmas. And thanks to a bonus from his employer because they're very expensive, but it was the ultimate feeling. How does it look, Dad? I don't know if it's a Christmas tree, but it seems like guys. I know like six different guys that are called. I don't know any females that are colorblind. But Moran's sort of colorblind. But I didn't think it was the apps, I mean, Warren's not absent of color.

15:35No, either of us. He just can't, but some people, so this guy must be absent of color completely. I had big problems with shades of green. Yeah. So does Warren and blue and black and that's what this guy's saying. He was amazed at how green the trees were, how blue the sky looked like that tissue box is green. Yes. It's very green. The color red delighted him the most. So he might truly just see in black and white. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Bring me back in the day, back in the day, back in the day is brought to you this morning by David Fennanio. Get David, get paid on this day, 146 years ago in 18, he did the Salvation Army arrived in the US after being created in England. Hmm. I always laugh when I see the Salvation Army because I always makes me think of, um, Austin Powers. And Dr. Evil's assistant, Fraul. Yeah. Remember she came from a militant wing of the Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no.

16:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, it's not a militant wing of the Salvation Army is just like the funniest line ever, because it's just, it's funny. It's funny. What else 18 years ago in 2008, Madonna, John Melancham, Leonard Cohen, Dave Clark Five and the ventures were included in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Wow. It's a big class. It's a big class that year. I want to go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. I think that'd be really cool. I want to go to the show. You know, you do have to be sitting in total bleeds, right? Not the museum. You don't want to just sit down. You know how long that is though, right? I don't care. Okay. I mean, it's long. I think about some of those nominees this year, right? No. Was it Mariah one? Oh, that's by anyone. Is it a new edition one? There are nominees. There are nominees, yeah. Yeah. You shouldn't get nominated. Well, if they get enough votes, I've been voting every day. Of course you have. Of course I have. Are you representing you edition now? Yeah. Are they a client? No, they're not. Are you sure? Positive.

17:3911 years ago in 2015, all Williams and Robin Thick were ordered to pay $7.3 million to the estate of Marvin Gaye for the song Blurred Lines because it ripped off, got to give it up for Marvin Gaye. It's just reminded me of another song I need to add to my playlist for all Williams. I can't wait for this playlist. Laptop. Yeah. I don't think I've ever heard that song. It's from Is It Nerd or NERD? Yeah. NERD, yeah. 11 years ago in 2015, Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Pooth saying the song C, again, was released as the lead single to Furious 7, which was also a tribute to the late Paul Walker. And we still play that. Kind of on a related topic, but I got, I went down a rabbit hole yesterday, someone said Teela Tequila on a show. I was watching. Oh my God. I interviewed her before. Yeah. So I was like, yeah, whatever happened to her. She went nuts. She did. She went way nuts. And her partner died.

18:40I don't mean, yeah, I didn't get to that part, but she went nuts. Like she makes Kanye look like I'd like to go to his house for dinner. She seems like a really a fine general. Is Teela Tequila living among us or she is? Okay. But the reason I bring it up is part of her crazy talk, which is a lot about Jewish people. She brought up Paul Walker and some other person I never heard of, and that they were actually killed in ritualistic murders. Okay. And I was like, what happened to you like what happened over there? And then this all went down in like 2015, 2016, and when you're on Wikipedia, everything just stops right there. Oh my God. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. In 2023, Miley Cyrus releases her eighth studio album Endless Summer Vacation featuring Flowers. Mm-hmm. That was a good song. That was a good song. There you go. There's your back of the day on 100.3 WNIC. Dear born Detroit, it is time for Hollywood Minute this time around, brought to you by

19:44Carter Rockback Casino, now live in Michigan. Arnold Schwarzenegger will star in sequels to Predator, Conan, and Commando, and Sylvester Stallone is producing John Rambo, which is a prequel to first blood starring Noah Centennial. I like him a lot. He's in the recruit. He's in to all the boys I love. So a prequel to Rambo would be him still in the service. Right. Yes. Yes. So it has been renewed for season seven and eight, which makes a lot of sense because according to Nielsen, the show is having its most watched season ever. Wait, is that on here? I don't even know when did you bear more shows on it? I had a good question. I do not know. Yeah, I don't know. Kelly Clarkson's on in our house. Okay. Bruno Mars' latest album, The Romantic, debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, marking his first ever debut at the top. Listen to some of that a couple days ago. What do you think? Good. Yeah, it's good.

20:44Good. And finally, Conan O'Brien addressed the deaths of Rob Reiner and Michelle Reiner who attended his Christmas party with their son, Nick, just hours before they died. So he was speaking to the Hollywood Reporter and said very simply, we had a party, we invited our really good friends. And then the next day, this terrible thing happened, basically like what I'm going through and what you think I'm going through is nothing in comparison to what the family is going through. So basically like stop asking. Right. It's that article, just sidebar or something came up and I referenced it because it upset me so much. Yeah, because you said it didn't have anything. There's nothing. He feels nothing. I remember. He repeatedly, and this isn't Conan's fault. It's just clickbait and I fell for it, just repeatedly in the article. He's like, I invited them to party and they were at my party and then they were dead the next day. What else are you going to say? I mean, you're not going to be getting all the jokes. He could have a lot to say, but he doesn't want to and he's not going to. Right. So you don't present it that way. Yeah, it's fine. It doesn't want to say anything.

21:44Right. TV tonight, we have Will Tren and NCIS. Good morning for 100.3 WNIC, Jane Towers, Alison Chelsea. It is Tuesday in Detroit. Some of the things left behind at the airports that have gone unclaimed are fascinating. We'll tell you. We also have a wild story about French onion dip today and that's incredible, but Alison's bubbles coming up next. Had an interesting fact about babies and when they're born. Oh, all right. Come on. What do you have in the bubble? You cannot predict when your baby's going to get here. No, you can't. I don't even know why we try. Babies are born on their due date, 4% of the time. That means 96% of the time they are not. They're just coming when they feel like it, but it's a window of time. All right. Well, I mean, it's a window of time. I guess I've never been in that conversation, but I've heard people say my due date is

22:46the 23rd. Well, that's what they do say and then just you just know that it could come two weeks before. Maybe it's going to come a week and a half later. What does Chelsea research say about that being that you have 71 friends that have all had babies? Um, sister had her one baby on her actual due date and the other two or nope, on her own. That's how you can make sure it comes when it's supposed to. Yeah. You just get you like a bit of taste. You like my daughter was about a week late. Yeah. I feel like she was. Yeah. Doctors would usually, I don't know, the things change all the time, but they might let you go like a week, a week and a half and then it's just kind of like, all right. You got to go. That would be an interesting post to put up on Facebook that moms can tell us how long did it take for your baby to get out of there? Yeah. Like listen. Yeah. You were supposed to be here two weeks ago. Get out. Get out of my. Yeah. A couple of Fox News headlines coming up here in a minute. Um, thanks to baby Facey for coming in yesterday. Yeah. Is manager and brother Mar, uh, who stopped in as well. Um, it was great. Um, he, I learned a lot about him.

23:48I mean, when you get millions and millions of streams. Yeah. And you're, um, a kid growing up in Flint, Michigan. And, you know, we talked about this yesterday. When you think Flint, Michigan, what do you think? Not great. Or the water crisis. The water crisis. Yeah. Right. So to have something come out of Flint, Michigan, that's not you. Water crisis city. No, no. This is like a young guy who only back in 2021. Yeah. 2020. That time, if you just started, you know, was in, uh, you know, basketball, high school. It's kind of messing around. Started, uh, started rapping, bought all his own equipment. Did everything himself, understands kind of the business of it. Uh, you think sometimes in this community. Yeah. That it's just it's all thrown together. Uh-huh. And then you see how like organized up here, like a kid like that is. Yeah. And he kind of got a late start. Yeah. Now, there was one little wrinkle yesterday. Okay. The wrinkle was when he came in, he looked down at the KFC, um, jelly beans.

24:48Mm-hmm. And I was like, do I ask baby Facy to have a KFC jelly beans? No, it's always no. It's always no. Yeah. Do you want to try one? We just opened them. I tried one of them. But it's like I just won't. Yeah, maybe it'll work your days. Maybe don't. It's fried chicken, sweet corn and gravy. I don't want the fried chicken. No, you don't. That's the worst. That's the worst. And I feel bad because the, like, KFC original recipe is my favorite now. You want garbage? Like for the garbage. You spit that out. You spit that out. It's a record egg. I'm nasty. Yeah. I know. We all spit them out. It's nasty. So gross. But, you know, I asked him because in all of his videos and stuff, his whole thing is he's always carrying a stack of cash. Yeah. But not just, not too hand, not too fistfuls a cash. Like he carries stacks of cash like this. Yeah. Almost like he's carrying in like a pallet of paper towels. He needs like a briefcase.

25:48Wouldn't fit in a briefcase. So much cash. I said it's a real. Yeah, it's real. And I asked him about that because I'm like, you know, carry around a lot of cash and I'm wondering, you know, is that a good idea? The radio host asked you for a one stack alone. What interest rate would you give him on payback? It's his rate. How much do you want an interest back? No one's asked you that. Nobody ever asked that. But people that think about money, think about. I'd probably say like a seven percent. That's pretty good. You're good friends. You give somebody seven percent. That's great. I've been credit cards like 26. They'll kill you with it. I thought a seven percent. No, because I did. I think. Yeah. I did. I did alone before. And why is it still seven percent, I think? Like seven percent? Yeah. That's not terrible. How much they make? Because I was a long 50,000. How much did they make? You're going to make me do math. If I borrowed 50 grand from you, I'd give you the 50 back plus 35.

26:49Daily really made 35. You made a 35 hundred. Oh, no. How do you like 15 percent? Yeah. All right. But if you got, if you made 35 hundred quickly, if they paid it back in like two months, it's not the worst. And that's the thing, too. The audience don't have payback, too. Okay. So how did he get really successful? Like, was it all from TikTok and Instagram and like doing wrap battles and stuff like that? And he said streaming, streaming is music. Okay. He's got a record deal. Did you get the loan? I think I could get the loan if I needed it. Oh, that's cool. I think I could get it. Do you have his number? I do. Okay. Yeah. I could use the loan. Oh, you need one? Always. I always need a loan. Yeah. So that a full 20 minute interview? Are you all right? Yeah. What's going on over here? You know, I have this weird thing and it's so annoying for like a year. I'll get a drive spot in my throat. Yeah. Like, there's nothing that's causing me to cough. Why don't you have a sip of some? Yeah, it doesn't help. Yeah, it will. The average is over there. Yeah. Well, how about this 9th average? Hey, I thought we'd get like a little bit of water every once in a while.

27:51I think that would work out well. I'll tell you what, water never helps me if I get a drive. I do. Sip it. She needs to drink water. I drink a liter every day. Forced water drinking in my car. I do it. I get it done. Which is odd because it's the one place we can't vet. Not only that, it's a palette in my back seat. Like a week and a half ago, she said, I'm really going to need to start working on my water intake. Because I have a physical with my doctor coming up. And I don't think I've drank water in the past year. Oh my God. Did I say year Chelsea? Yes. Well, she exaggerates everything. So, I mean, yeah, she probably meant week. Right? Might have been a year. I don't know. Who's helping you? You are. That would be crazy to not drink water for a year. Who would do that? You. The FAA briefly ordered a ground stop for all jet blue flights after the airline experience, a system outage. The issue was fixed quickly and flights resumed about an hour later. But that was overnight. Yeah. I'm going to need everyone to keep it together up there. Okay. Zack, Sachsworth Avenue's parent company says it's going to close 12 more stores by the end of May.

28:53As it works through bankruptcy, the company had 33 locations before filing in January. We left with about 13 stores nationwide. I do not shop at Sachs, so this doesn't really affect me at all. But there is, like, I would be sad knowing that there's no longer a Sachs anywhere. I just don't wonder, you know, you like the idea of it? Yeah. I mean, it's just, I feel like it's been around forever and every mall should have one. Somerset's got one. Who's pushing Sachs out? I think the people can't actually. Amazon. Yeah. I don't know how much the high end stores are doing. I don't know. You go in there. People seem to be buying stuff. Yeah. We told you in Fox News headlines that TSA lines are getting long right now at the airports because of the shutdown and people calling out, Detroit Airport is okay, but some cities are having big trouble. The oddest lost luggage items that went unclaimed last year. Do I hear some of these? All right. A fully assembled robot. It doesn't look human, more like legs with a box on top.

29:54They think it was maybe for research and some sort of industrial automation. Who's leaving that behind? That's like a lot of work, a lot of money. Now, it shares the list of the weirdest things people lost from their luggage. So, I guess I'm going to install it. Maybe a bionic knee, meaning a prosthetic knee with the built-in motor. It's just a terrible person. I'll see that. I want one of those. I think it was a prototype, though. So it might have been a designer, not so much like a guy lost it, you know. We can get bionic knees. I guess so. All right. Well, I'm going to look into that. A set of grills made with diamonds and ten karat gold, the kind that you've seen Kanye West and Post Malone wear. They fit over your teeth. I don't know who's not trying to get that back. That was crazy. A meteorite. They joked that of everything they found, they can confidently say it traveled the furthest. They were able to figure out it was part of a meteor that fell to earth in the year 1576.

30:55How? Oh, with carbon data, carbon something. How crazy. Aren't you supposed to give that stuff back to like the government or to scientists and stuff like that? Yeah. Yeah. I know like you can't have, and like you think like who like a little piece of moon dust, like that's actually very hard to get. Okay. Well, what about possession is nine tenths of the law? Yeah. What about that? Because I live by that. Those ropes, ropes with balls at the end that you lay down fire that the dancers use. I don't need like it. I don't fire dance. I don't need them back. It's a fire poet is P.O.I. I'll just point. Let's do that. Firepoint. Firepoint. P.O.I. is boy. Yeah, it's food. Well, if that's your profession, Alison, you might want to get those back. How about a one ounce gold bar? It was 99.9% gold worth several thousand dollars. Oh. This one gets me. And I remember because I'm pretty sure that DJ Suss one when we were in Cincinnati bought

31:56a samurai sword and then asked me if I'd chip it for him. A matching pair of samurai swords. Sounds like they were replicas, but probably still worth some money. What do you do if you want to buy a samurai samurai samurai sword for not terrible reasons, because they're cool. And then you need to travel home with them. You got to check the bottom. Yeah, that can't go in your carry out. Okay. I thought you were going to say DJ Suss one asked if you wanted to go in Havzies. samurai sword. Did you ship it back for him? I don't think I think I think he eventually went to like UPS that Saturday. A full beekeeping outfit. Gold played a golf clubs. Those are expensive. Mm-hmm. Um. And stupid. What you call play your golf clubs. I mean, that's just someone who's filthy rich. That's a ridiculous display of gross wealth.

32:57Yeah, right. And what is that? I don't say that because you know what I'm saying. That is. Did you redo? Did you redo? It's an instrument. Australians play it. Of course, you know that. I know it's so wild. I think I had a didgeridoo. I think someone gave me one. If there was not a timeline or like a time limit on jeopardy, like you might do really well. Oh, I do. I mean, you had an extra couple of seconds because you do place the answer correct. No, we play jeopardy. I do pretty well. I wouldn't be good at that clicker thing though. But for a billion dollars, I wouldn't know what a dipty do is or a didgeridoo of that. Really? You never know. Never know. Oh, okay. I like to think of worldly. Do you? Oh, no, not the glasses. Well, of course I am. It's time for that's incredible. That's incredible. Incredible stories from around the world and beyond. Start with a woman in Cincinnati was terrorized by a burglar who kept returning to her apartment.

33:57One thing you need to know about the burglar. It was a raccoon. It were too loud to be mice, almost like it's as if it's dragging things up there. It is a raccoon prowling my home. This is where the animal comes in us. They're my kitchen cabinet where I serve food to my young children. Bringing trash in from other homes, dirty diapers, no raccoons, defecates in the home. That's incredible. Sell down, lady. You don't need to bad about the raccoon that badly. Oh, you're on the raccoon side. I fed the raccoon this morning. Oh, my God, you're nuts. I don't feed raccoons. I have, no, I don't feed raccoons, but there's a raccoon that's part of my cat crew. He gets to eat too. I think she's a mom. She has two babies. She gets to eat too. So she was looking at me. She gets up on the glass of the building. Knocks on the window. She's like, you coming down. I'm like, I'm coming down. So she got accidentally socialized. Don't be bringing the raccoon up in the house.

34:59If that cat has a bed in a blanket, I'll be real upset. That cat does have a bed in a blanket. The cat, the raccoon, I mean, I meant to say that. Well, I don't know what the raccoon is doing in the back where there's an extra bed in a blanket. A couple of hikers thought they found human remains in Pennsylvania. Thankfully, it was just deer, a deer carcass. Police probably are not investigating this any further. No. A teenage snowboarding star from Bulgaria suffered multiple fractures after crashing into a drunk skier while preparing for the world's cup race in the Czech mountains. How terrible. So, I mean, here's this young rising superstar in some drunk person's skate. Oh my God. And that's it. Ingers the guy. Yeah, that's terrible. Oh, I mean, you don't want to think like that, but this person's career is completely over. I might have to sue you drunk person. Oh, well, you're absolutely going to be doing that. Here's a story for you, Allison, that you're not going to like. Pepsi is surging in popularity.

35:59Among 18 to 34 year olds because they value quality. That's incredible. It's quite a pipe down over there 18 year olds. No, it's the younger end of that demo that's. It's funny that you say that because I just saw a video of another person who has a show on I heart radio in our network. And she said through and through a Coke person. She's like, I am a Coke person did a blind taste test. And she's like, this one is clearly so much better than the other one. And it was Pepsi. I don't know. It's not true. Are you kidding me? I have no problem with Pepsi. I'm happy that they're my second. If there's not Coke at the restaurant, yes, I will have the Pepsi. Yeah. It's just not better. Coke is better than Pepsi. That's just science. Today is National Ranch Day. Oh, well, that's fun. How about some jets pizza ranch for everyone? 30% of people love ranch dressing. 35% like it and 8% hate it. That's incredible. Now the story we've been waiting for today.

36:59600 tubs of French onion dip, that hell of a good dip, suddenly showed up at a small business in Philadelphia. No one knows why. But they had to throw it all out because there was no way to find out if it had been tainted in any way. The plastic wasn't around the plastic seal. Sealed around the lids. 600 units is still quite scary for a small business. We had not accepted the promotion. So we had no idea it was being sent to us. When I spoke to someone at hell of a good dip, they were saying we don't do business overseas like that. We don't have that product overseas. So right away, everything started to get weird. I didn't believe the delivery guy when he got to the window, but then I was able to put it in the loading dock of the building that we're outside of. So that was helpful for a few minutes while I figured out what we were going to do. That's incredible. You do want to err on the side of caution. By the way, if we're not making our own French onion dip, we're going to go with the knees. Yeah, the knees is pretty good. Yeah, they know what they're doing. Last story, a lady was thrown off of an airplane because she was on her phone and it was

38:02at loud volume. And you know, you're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that. Yeah, it got to be. I paid money for it. And I played a video for 30 seconds. Have you seen percent sound up? That sounds like a damn hard problem. What the actual... I stopped after the second morning. I stopped it. Hey, is this not a free speech amount of time? Oh boy. And I'm not extras my feelings. Thank you for recording me. I played a video for 30 seconds. Oh, thank you. Thank you, officer. My favorite thing when the plane collapsed. Hi. What was the other credible? Did you hear there was another person though who didn't sound like that dumb lady who was like Taken like? That was her. Oh, it was her. She was going through all different dialogues. Oh, okay, okay. That was her. She was a little cocktail before the flight. Oh my goodness. That was easy. Troy's favorite game is Battle of the Sexes. We're at two by Hollywood Casino, a Greek town where this Friday is 313 day 2 contestants on a ready to play. Deanna's going for win number 3 up against Luke. Let's play Battle of the Sexes.

39:02Chelsea names something the world's richest dog might hire someone to do for them. Scoop their poop. Third best. One point for that. Give them belly rubs. Oh, number one. Jay, name a food you could eat every day for the rest of your life. Feet up. Number one. Ten points. Was Takos number two? Takos did make the list, but not number two ice cream came in second. Allison, which one of the seven dwarves describes how you feel after a couple of drinks? Oh. Oh. Sleepy? Third best. One point for that. Happy followed by Dopey. Dopey's good. Jay. Name something edible that is spreadable. What's something edible that's spreadable cream cheese? Second best five points for that butter came in at number one. You are in the lead 15 to two. No one's eating spoonfuls of butter though. Cream cheese maybe. And Allison, name a kind of ball that people chew.

40:04A ball that people a gum ball. Yes, number one. Nice. And Jay, if you lost your barbecue tongs, what might you use to flip meat? A fork. Yes. Number one answer you in 25 to 12.

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